/gaygen/ - dancing queen edition

prev QOTT: can you dance? can you two-step?

Of course I don't dance. I'm a man.

only fucked up on drugs at shows

I'm too clumsy :c
My sense of rhythm is good though so I can do a little 2 step action :3

I accept most of myself
Many of what I say is silly shit for sarcasm or keep people guessing
You don't know

I very much doubt it

Reminder to be kind.

Hey Lord Delta. How are things in Ireland?

mom brought pricey ice cream for free i love her job

look at me, I have rich parents who buy me expensive stuff while I’m unemployed and not expected to work

what flavor

i literally just said it was free

Which flavor?

men can dance

i bet you felt connected

that's cute

you've never danced in your room to music or anything?

can you dance xan?

BLACKPINK in your area

yuzu & lemon macaron

he's implying his mom works at a grocery store or maybe she drives a polish icecream truck

holy moly that sounds good.

source:
tiktok.com/@itzjacobharryman
instagram.com/jac0_b_

what’s yuzu never even heard of that lemon is a great ice cream flavor though

It's an Asian citrus fruit

is it on the sweeter side like oranges or sour like limes/lemons or bitter like grapefruits

Yeah I dance samba, baile funk, frevo, tik tok dance. I feel I express my being and soul through dancing. Do you dance?

imo ice cream can't have fruit in it or it's not icecream, it's sorbet

sorbet doesn’t have dairy and sherbert only has a little

yeah its rly good with chunks of dough, we also have very good soft tiramisu with coffee and alcohol and some tortellini with ham

I can say now I'm not fat. I am squishy but not fat. The jokes stop today.

they never sell flavors like that in the U.S.

it's closer to lemon, i believe it's lemon mixed with tangerine

Yum yum. No more diets for you. You belong thick and chunky.

thats the exact ones lol

I saw in the US mac&cheese flavor, and a pickle flavor

im not eating it all at once dumbass

every bite is making that butt grow, and with it my love for you

lucky you get it for free, i have to pay $50+ shipping to have it sent to me lol

we got two :3

Lucky spoiled poles

$100 in chink froot ice cream ! ? My head is going to explode fr yall.

I've seen the mac & cheese one before never tried it though

I don't even eat ice cream. It's the least tempting dessert, and I'm trying to get a 6 pack by summer anyway.

I don't care much for ice cream either. I always want tiramisu or natural pb with honey.

They have pizza flavor and Grey poupon too

i dont rly like ice cream either! most excited about the tortellini

I want you to poupon me

every gay guy I know loves tiramisu

I got new poop towels, I'm ready

I've never had tiramisu but I'm lucky I hate chocolate. I was hospitalized as a kid, and when I came out my taste buds had radically changed, and I couldn't stand chocolate anymore. PB with honey is a good way to curb your sweet tooth, go with that.

I've never had it. Doesn't look good desu.

Pb I avoid often because high calories but it's very good with honey
Why you were hospitalized?

your taste buds are racist

Have you tried natural almond butter? It's a different taste than pb, and I acquired a craving for it.
I almost died due to a freak accident while lifting weights at 17, I don't want to get into it. Worst time of my life. I went from 160 to 115 lbs, had to have surgery and almost needed a blood transfusion.
I was racist from the time I was like 10 y.o lol

I'm not in ireland

at a school disco when I was 8 maybe?

$50 for ice cream

wtf

Damn bro, good you are alive, hope you're well now
I will try almond butter someday

I'm looking to just get my bottom blown out but don't know where to meet twinkish guys who'd be up for a gay fling. UK and was looking at some of these day saunas with darkrooms and the like. I've tried going to a couple gay bars but it's filled with oldies and the music is overstimulating.

wow you are very brave to openly be a twink4twink bottom

any new jäger pics posted recently?

he has posted pics of himself?

they should make a quick charger for balls

my bottom bf topped me for the first time today and i have to lie on my stomach cus my butt hurts so bad :s

or you should be able to get a dick to dick reup maybe like aerial refueling

Thanks buddy:)

Isn't that your dream too?

Ok but what if he did this dance again but he's nude.

i saw this dropbox before saying it was pics of him, none slutty tho, white dude, kinda tan, mid at best but specially hot

We had a trip here from London who’d go to the gay sauna “Sweatbox”. He really liked it

Y'all got female friends?

Yeah. In fact I have more women friends than bottom friends.

a little

Only real trugay flamers have female friends.

mid at best

Best compliment i ever got

None of that matters, how tall is Jager

my only friend is female
the only friends of my bf are female as well

:((

may i see them
as long as jager is 18+

i’m a man of god don’t try me

you're basically a fujo femcel

:/ so?

why do i have only have eczema on the sides of my fingers occasionally

yes he even ships gaygen posters and jerks off to them

hell no sis

5,6
I don't post my pics anymore

need to r word you in a Polish barn

What a tiny person

that boochie doin it for me slime

I make up for it in other ways hehehahagezazaxaxa

I want to watch Timur and Tankanon fucking

Im not9 black

ziggers are honorary africans

u could easily get sued for this sexual harassment over there in america slayer

I'm not denigrating you, I wish I was 5'6. My bf could protecc

My pelvis itself is narrow but my bone hip width at thighs is enormous and i look insanely dysgenic because of it. My penis is also small. Nobody will ever love me.

trump won shiza the courts would rule that you have to become his personal onahole for wasting his time and money

Cumbum is a town in Tamil Nadu, India, known for its agriculture, particularly grape cultivation.

Dont call me this, fuck

Cumbum serves as a crucial commercial and business hub for the surrounding region.

oh are you a feminist now? be more French about it then luv. your Polish conservative ways are costing you dates.

You're my height, nice

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE’S LITERALLY A CITY IN INDIA WITH THAT NAME! That’s so funny

I visited Fagtown this weekend, everyone there knew you

Hahahaha

I visited anus and I met your children (sperm)

Women know that no one cares about anything they have to say, and their only asset is their body and being a fuckhole, and that's why they have to protest nude to get ppl to give a fuck about what their issues are lol

You can say whatever you want about women and the way they protest. But the ladies in your pic have a point.

why did japans economy die? they were on top of the world :/

Should have taken the L

google the lost decades

Those women will abort 8 fetuses in their lifetime, and never breastfeed anyone besides random men. Women are stupid.

Knock me up

im not a feminist im a oppurtunist

isnt that worse tho? like, at least feminists believe in something, even if its stupid

it is worse, im so so bad

constipated bottoms

I love when the top teases my hole with his cock head, just push it already you fuck

Oh I love that too. Or when he dick slaps my hole

Do you like getting hurt?

Look this up on thisvid

Needles in cockhead: Darius - rubber boots stepped on the cock

suppose I got someone to do that to me. What sort of damage would I be looking at? The guy looks like he didn't mind that happening to his dick, so presumably it heals back? Looks hot as fuck and I so want my dick to be fucked like that.

Playing the GTA6 on release day until I get to see his dick

Damn bro

A bit of pain in bed is delicious. I’m a sub bottom

maybe if I inject my dick with a numbing agent like how they do it in hospitals for dick surgeries or troon stuff. Maybe then I won't feel anything as I submit to getting my cock impaled by a dozen looong needles hahahaha

Yeah 99% of you are subs
Have you done any kinky things to your cock?

i want my dick torn apart

why are bottoms like this

I want to be smothered by a giant man

Why am I like this

Most bottoms who call themselves sub aren’t really sub. The moment it starts to hurt slightly they’ll whine about it hurting.

I don't get what her problem was. I'd have been so flattered if a man did this for me.

why the pony man kinda fine tho

Shiza are you a sub bottom?

im a pillow princess

do sub tops exist?

Aww cute

Would you date the Doomslayer?

Delta

Wrong. Delta is still a virgin

He say he's a top

I'm a service top if that counts

I don't know what kind of bottom i am

pure sub i don’t think so but you might be surprised how many dick users like a little bit of the opposite, sexy lady cop handcuffing you to the bed or whatever is a decently common straight guy fantasy for example

If you look like the cute finn soldier you've just posted, then you definitely are a bottom that deserves all the love in the world.

Im the ugliest poster in gg history sorry

Delta is a bottom in denial. Poor fella.

Yeah and I'm surfer. Never seen the ocean tho but trust me I'm a surfer

Saw the cuntiest looking woman on the tram today was like this close to complimenting her but I didn't want to seem weird.
sexo with digital man
why'd they make him so adorable lol

I don't know what kind of bottom i am

I'm the loser kind

Prove it, I'm a newfag.

I want to experience hell on earth. I deserve it for being a faggot. Besides, I hate my dick. I want some man to have fun squishing it against needles.

I am a top

If you're a virgin you don't know what you are.

any time I imagine it I'm the one topping

When my tear ducts give issue
I can't use just any tissue
I need 4 ply, 4 ply, 4 ply
When I cry!

You are a theoretical top. Until you actually do it you can't say either way.

Im a loser too, let's hang out
What's up?
I don't post my pics anymore

I like Japanese skincare products better than south korean.

lately at the grocery store I see shrimp from india... scared to buy it

Ran out of pinterest images. Need to harvest moar

Im a loser too, let's hang out

What's up?

nuthin much just drinking beer and watching the latest gundam slop. wby?

slit

imagine doing it with him while he's all crazy and covered in battle paint hehe
Any recommendations? Need to restock anyway

I want to look like him so bad
I just picked many violets for syrup

I just picked many violets for syrup

huh??? is this a thing? YOU CAN CRAFT SYRUP FROM VIOLETS? LIKE A VIDEO GAME??

Yuck. We have millions of better quality shrimp in the gulf, but those are shipped to Asia. Ah the wonders of globalism!

anything by Shiseido, Anessa, Chifure, Hada Labo Goku-Jyun, Curél, DHC, Muji, or a brand called Nile

I give specific recommendations if you tell me what your skin is like

Yeah I maybe will make dandelions syrup too

I'll check those out

I give specific recommendations if you tell me what your skin is like

I dont really know. Sensitive might be a good way to describe it lol since it tends to get irritated at random times
unironically had no idea you could do syrup from flowers I feel so retarded now lol but I guess thats were syrup comes from lmao

You can make syrup out of anything. Maple syrup is syrup flavored with Canadian armpit sweat

lewd

Winona> Uma
Uma was too lanky

Rubbing bulges together in full military gear pleassee

I wouldn't compare the two they look so different I think they both look great in their own ways.
:O

In battle of you bulge, you lose Ivan.

I don't know if it's dancing, but sometimes I like to twirl and move my body freely in an open room with some calming music for the physical activity. It's not really rhythmic though, more improvised.

I always hated seeing faces of who I fuck or kiss, why is this? I want our both face covered
Shut up

Uma had more of that classic runway model looks. I prefer girl next door, not the literal girl next door she's 24 and has 5 kids. The girl next door if you live in the Hollywood Hills.

Lol you are so not gay my friend. Male faces used to bother me too, a lot. If I saw a guys face I couldn't feel attraction for him. We're both molested GAY. Our straight sexuality wants to emerge and take over, but our brains are messed up. I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm molested too.

I was not molested and I'm not straight

those monkeys over at bethesda made level of detail affect literally whats in front of you thats why i was getting awful clipping on clothes omfg i can play now

why do Arsenal always try and walk it in lads?

Please clear this up, what is molestation literally, compared to rape?

pretty much all Japanese skin products are made for sensitive skin

I always hated seeing faces of who I fuck or kiss, why is this? I want our both face covered

cuz intimacy can be a little scary. Also covered faces with like helmets or masks and stuff is just super lewd for some reason. Its pretty common to think so I think
Are you complaining about graphics stuff on a 2006 360 game? stupid
why do you prefer japanese skincare over korean? arent they like the same as far as skin goes lol

Good afternoon~

hello!!

Hello

^u^
How are you guys doing?

im talking abt remastered

Any sexual contact between an adult and child is molestation. Kissing, fondling, nudity. Rape is legally quantified as penetration, but should also include getting sucked off by your mom's closet gay bf when you're 5.

Im OK thank you
I got a eye exam, lawn mowed, picked violets
You?
Damn, fuck

i need to get a haircut so bad it’s driving me insane but my barber doesn’t have shit for weeks

have anal pain

people that know I'm gay immediately assume it's because I'm getting my back blown out

uhhh, no, I had this issue way before I had any gay sex

maybe you have internal hemorrhoids they used to prescribe rectal dilators for them maybe you’re not even gay at all…

kissing is molestation

oh boy... guess all the adults in my family are molesters

“You know, we hit them very hard. They had a great capacity to withstand punishment. They took tremendous punishment. You can say there’s a lot of bravery there…It was amazing what they took.“

Yes, ily Diana

i have an anal fissure and that seems to be what's making things sting/feel uncomfortable

Oh nice! I'm glad you're okay!
I'm okay too! I got well rested and am feeling refreshed.

oh you’re a wounded warrior i’ve heard they take forever to heal how long has it been a problem for you?

if they did it with tongue yea

holy fuck this Shiseido stuff was expensive hahaha this shit better turn you into a baby

Japanese made supplements can be extremely expensive. I found some seaweed based Japanese supplement, bought them for $5 and flipped for $500.

entrepreneurial bottoms…what will they think of next

i want to shoot 11640 bullets per second into my head

Who will have a tongue fight with me? No bottoms

how much to drone strike you?

I understand

No. You tongue fight my balls.

Free

oh fuck, really? just under a decade. It took so long to address it because I thought it was because I had a bad habit of sitting on the toitet for too long, or that my poop wasn't smooth enough because of a bad diet and was causing me issues, or that it was related to other nerve and back pains I have.

when you say forever, how long are we talking?

I have to see them before I agree

Never kissing another bottom btw. I've heard too many stories about what you guys get up to. Let's just say you're all toilets.

You've seen them

Please

???

No. You may kiss below the waist line.

Yeah, even the 9/10 bottom I thought I loved turned out to have been with disgusting men. He has oral herpes now. Who in their right mind would kiss someone like that?

idk i’ve just had a guy tell me that they take forever to heal sorry lol dr google says this if that helps what did the real doctor say

Ciao amici

I have a very clean mouth you faggot

Show me your tongue right now bitch

Yeah but not one cisf straight female friend
I know a bunch of cool lesbians, and a bunch of trans women, and a bunch of trans men, and a couple blatantly repressed trans men I don't count as straight women, but cis straight women are boring asf

rate my apartment main room
i like it, just need to replace couch & tv table and put something on the wall opposite tv

Very nice, tidy. Looks to be an older house apartment. Show me your bedroom.

i don't like men, i'm not gay. but in rare cases there are certain men who i would bottom for. especially if he's nice and likes spending time with me outside of sex, kinda like, a bf.. what am i?

fuck, yeah, they mentioned putting botox in my ass kek

Homo-romantic

I like the carpet and floor. Space above the couch looks really naked tho. Maybe hang something up or get a floor lamp back there? Wish I could share my apartment but I still live in a shithole for now
I'd say you were a teeny tiny bit gay but wanting to bottom for someone is actually really super gay

I need this. Think I'm gonna diet cheat again this weekend.

Realistically, considering where we're at, you're AGP and despite knowing what their motives are, I can't figure out why they do it. They're the weirdest people here by far due to their lifestyle, and yet they also outnumber LGB+hsts by a 9:1 margin.

i'm pcie with 16 lanes and i aint sharing

I am 19, turning 20 soon. Never had a bf. I have friends and an okayish social life but im kinda autistic and theres not really anything interesting about me. I am working on being a better person (hitting the gym, putting myself in uncomfortable social situations, new hobbies) but I still feel so fucking empty.
...
I just want a bf, dude. Each time I hang out with people, i just fantasize about having someone to love next to me that I could touch and Kiss and hold hands with and smile at.
Thought I had someone like that but he didnt like me back and I was kinda bitter cuz of it for a while. Now I crave love even more. And yet I still dont feel like im good enough for a relationship.
Theres this cute guy in my class that makes my heart melt. He acts really fruity too. I don't think he even ever looks my way tho. He sometimes smiles at me. I force myself to talk to him often. Just a few words whenever I can. We're not even really friends tho... He's such a dumb twink lol

thinking of scene in a vn I'm working on

main character and love interest get into emotional argument

deep emotional wounds brought up

they find love for each other

start crying bc it's sweet to think about

Didn't know I was this ultragay

1. download grindr or go on sniffles
2. let every guy you're attracted to know you want to fuck
(being gay is all about sex before anything else, no one finds a bf unless they have sex first with them)

i'm gonna get out of bed at 4pm

Im not a bitch

If any top calls me a bitch or zword we are fighting, bet

Wwyd if your bf playfully called you a fag or a faggot

cry until he gave me consoling hole

probably grab him by the shoulders and aggressively kiss until out of breath

dont listen to make it clear to this fruity dude that you like him a lot, either by smiling at him or starting small talk

Faggot is OK

zaggot

i would really like it
fag, faggot, little boy, cum dump, whore, slut, etc all feel good to be called by a guy I'm into

zitch

Good response. If he’s going to call you a no good boy kisser then you may as well kiss him aggressively.

files.catbox.moe/q9xxja.mp4

watch out for hot vampires

what are we looking at here?

listening to the filthy frank chase music with shiza deltoid

squeak

why me

Is this one of my videos?
Looks like the moon.

the bottom's bussy when I'm inside them

wdym, you dont like filthy frank?

o_o

.<'

don't really know who he is

i lug dis except for the ricotta dollops, so unnecessary and nasty
appreciated, dont have any photos though

dude what the fuck, the meds really destroyed your long term memory

ricotta on pizza is so underrated. and yet Americans will put ranch, Skittles, ozempic on pizza and think it's good.
Where were you for 2 hrs babe? Are you cheating

am i the only person here who watched kablam!

cheating on gaygen?? never

lol

Que rico me gusta

i did... i remember the two kids and Prometheus and Bob and the segment with action figure heroes that always got ran over and fucked up in the end haha

don't listen to listen to this guy as one of the only ones in this general who isn't a menthol incel let me motivate you..

go have sex with whoever you want, you're 19, sex doesn't get better with age, do not waste your young years in a relationship, have sex with multiple college guys, develop your sexual intuition, more guys will become attracted to you with time as you figure out who you are and what you desire, do not end up another virgin poster on gaygen with many regrets and nothing to show for your life in a decade, fuck college guys and make your dreams come true, we believe in you, go now and become the sexual beast you were meant to be

Poor attempts

You would know about being poor, mountain dew chugger.

show tongue i bet you have a thicc bacterial mat on it

I don't, I brush it

I'm not understanding why you have a computer setup in front of your couch. It gives me creepy vibes.

What's the dating market look like for a 34 year old gay virgin like myself?

I hope it's a furry VN

So many 18 year old fem twinks that want to be bred by daddy. My dick is sore most days, ugh.

I dont have a roku or whatevs so when i watch stuff or play games on the couch i just use the PC and switch the HDMI cord lol

I'm 5'5 so that's never gonna happen

furry VNs are never good, echo was fine, but everything else including its sequel is dogshit

i was thinking it was the designated sex couch you do cam shows on and you have it set up like that to interact with your fans

npcs everywhere on the road, overpopulation. there needs to be a cleansing.

Lol yeh it's not. You have to reasonably resemble an attractive older guy, not a mall elf at Christmas.

I think I need a coofee

At least it's not meth

wishful thinking perv,!

You couldn't afford meth and if you could you'd be much skinnier than looking like a meatball dipped in ranch.

what are these sex toys for? you must really like pain, jagers type of top

I miss san andreas

in a perfect world femboys would be banned from all social media

I can't help but think I'm subhuman compared to everyone else. I never saw a point in trying and still don't. I'm just too ugly and mentally ill for others

How many teeth you have?
I am excited

has there been any gta6 gameplay yet?

Omg you and shiza only talk about videogames, hook up together nerds

4chins is social media

I have all my teeth. How many chin you have?

lol

Im down to 3 so fuck you and good night

why do you go to bed before it's even dark outside? are you 12

gay sex with mice

only if i get to be a stoat

exactly

gosh they're the cutest little guys ever

real boring hours. Biboomer start tourettes posting about gay ppl

They may look cute, but they're actually fucking deadly.

they are ferocious hunters as well youtube.com/watch?v=HNbqvqf3-14

cvte mvrderers are kvlt

homeboy got a nice lil turdcutter on him

thanx xx

need delta to breed and cream my tight virgin hole

Why do none of these seem to go together? Like a big pile of scrambled eggs served with fried chicken cutlet?

Do it yourself! It's easier than it seems.

Is this Indonesian?

grow your hair out