How do i get a gf like this?

how do i get a gf like this?

im a straight cis man

share a cell with her in men's prison

Go away cissoid, clocky girls belong to trans women

she looks like a girl

I hope she posts nudes eventually
she's so fuckable

heard you can find them in the women’s bathroom.

You clearly haven't heard her beautiful voice yet

commit a crime on the same county she did in florida

once she's out of jail she has about 2 weeks to use the media momentum to get a successful onlyfans going if she wants to cash in

You're a gay man.
You're a gay man.

shes gonna die in jail. theyre gonna give her like the max sentence for a misdemeanor which is like 365 days.

i have. but what does that have to do with whether shes a passoid or not?
im straight

you just know she's got a fine bussy

i wanna leave Seattle, but they take ur hrt away in other counties.

I'm actually a lesbian, but thanks

he's a gay man and so are you

Do you think being a passoid is just looks?

no im a straight man. get your bich ass out of here
im fine with her voice she dont sound liek a whole grown ass man and she bad af. looks > voice

do you think being a passoid is just kinda looking girly at your best angle and never having to appear on video with other women so you can see what a GIANT HONKING MAN IN A DRESS YOU REALLY ARE?

You seem bitter

show single flattering photo of tranny from only one angle ever

OMG SHE PASSES PERFECTLY ITS A WOMAN

you are SHEEP
you are cattle
you are animals

You're a passoid

When did I say that?

too bad about the face and the shoulders
i mean the shoulders are wider than their car seat

I’ve scheduled voice training appointments

have you scheduled a skull and shoulder shrinking my dude?

i hope not :(

But yeah. That could happen. Lawyer says i could get up to 11 months if they make an example out of me.

girl i know im a voicehon im working on it

thats next week .

the passoid in the picture shows up

I'm dumbfounded.
man here.
what happened?

I am literally a gay man and I sound femmier than you. You are making a mockery out of effeminate amabs!

I washed my hands in the womens room i wrote a letter and told them (the people who wrote the law, i wrote them letters telling them ab my plan of civil disobedience) i was going to do it and now desantis and his goons want to lock me up
Ok well im going to voice therapy and working on it i didn’t expect to be a public figure

When is the trial?

she just like, passes most of the time until she opens her mouth

My arraignment is tomorrow and the trial will likely be in late July

Nooo babe I actually meant it. I love your beautiful voice. If you actually do voice training I just hope it becomes even more beautiful

will you still have access to hrt in jail?
also, voice train as much and as hard as you can. if you sound like a woman, it'll really sway the jury

check your local mcdonald womens rest room

and I say this not having heard your voice, just going by the consensus here

incan coice train u for $20 an hour u baboony

in Florida, no. She also will get her head shaved. She should get pellets before definitely

i'd run to another country eather than 11 months ken
should move countries ewally

You're really not a test case for some hot shot civil rights litigator? You just did it to do it? Damn my wife dumb asl

Oh tbanku then

yeah tbhon she might be a passoid now but a year of no HRT she may not be

why would you try to make a stand in a state where they will deny you access to hrt?
get estrogen implants that work long term so you can have them for the duration of your stay. or just move to a state than doesn't extradite for that

The desantis administration has authored bills to specifically stop us from getting hrt and jail

And yeah, I’m planning on it.

Seattle voicelab is giving me a scholarship because im a celebrity:)

she should reallt just move at thisnpoint, we'll hear about her HrT gettjng took and than waa
how about you rin to another country instead u baboony

I mean but that’s probably gonna be what i end up being. i am probably gonna be a test case.

No ive had inplants suggested b4 but not this.

They're the same thing dummy

Keep searching anon, many of us think that slightly chuddy cis Anon Babble men are hot and make great relationship partners :)

Pellets yes. They put a couple 100mg of slow dissolving estradiol pellets inside you and it lasts about a year. I think you may have referred to it as an estrogen implant in the thread. But they do take a few weeks to take effect. I have them now they’re great no pills no shots

do you have the tism as well? I could be your peter and you could be anne and I could save you from those mean old... nazis? desantis is actually very pro israel. my anaology is breaking down.

Im a hussy its not my fault im dumb why does this board always say rhat

Psychotic AGPig cope

Hi Marcy why did you leave chasergen

i went to sleep?

oh I thought you'd been gone for days but idk

I got temporarily banned for being a bit off topic with my part two ama thread because i didn’t directly state how it was relevant which is such bs but now im back i might occasionally tripfag idk. I dont know if this board has had any high profile tripfaggers before so itd be like if (im obviously not hunter schafer or dylan mulvaney) but if hunter schafer or dylan tripfagged here i feel like it would be something new and different and im obviously not a celebrity like them but i wonder how it would change the culture of the board if we got high profile tripfaggers bc i think im the highest profile to post on here so far.

we have/had tripfags that became a bit famous on the internet but after leaving this place, like taftaj, mia skylar, and some others

they ban you because you are a passoid. passoids can't show pictures outside of alternative social media because the mods will have a breakdown and ban you

like honestly tho do u guys think it will change the culture of this place if like high profile trans ppl tripfag on here? I feel like itd be like if pariah the doll tripfagged on here

Yeah but i feel like itd be different because this is a reverse situation
Is that true??

No one likes attention whores who think too highly of themselves

Geez i dont know i just feel like itd be different because i was in news articles and shit idk im not better than anyone or some shit

high profile

pariah

kek. also no, i don't see why famous etrannies would tripfag here, it's basically the opposite of what they do, they starting posting here, become famous and then leave (or at least stop using the trip). also pariah used to post here, or still do, i don't know, but she/he/xhe still browses this place since she posts screenshots of /tttt/ on her twitter

I think it's interesting to have someone news worthy here. Sure, you're kind of an attentionwhore, but it's interesting to see how a person in your position thinks and acts, at least online.

Stop jerking off Marcy this is a sfw board