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qott: when did you start using Anon Babble?

Qott: 2009.

QOTT

technically just like, 2 years ago, but ive been in Anon Babble adjacent spaces since IRC was still commonly used.

Qott: Been lurking since around 2015

2017 or 2016

Last night

2008 or 9, but I took a break from around 2017 until late last year. You really never leave

post bread eating videos NOW
litter.catbox.moe/ry95ux.mov

im a bit upset it wasnt the video of the guy in his bathroom milking his tits and screaming

i wish i was a wolf

the very 1st time?
august 2024 when hl2dm and cs:s beta was out
back when lan in basements was a thing.

somebody told me Anon Babble used to be much better before 2015 it wasnt even transphobic

I wish she was a wolf.

Where can a chaser get a futa gf?

who the fuck is Ian

my bad 2004
lol
when hl2dm and cs:s beta was out.

this is me btw

since January

somebody told me Anon Babble used to be much better before 2015 it wasnt even transphobic

That's largely true I guess but mostly in the context of debating whether having sex with them was gay or not

I was on here gooning my shit to futa/dickgirl porn in like 2012-2013?

fixation on horniness for mtfs and crossdressers before that was popular

I can't even claim I did it before it was cool because only after 10 years have I finally decided I want to have sex with big dick trannies instead of pretending I don't find them hot af

wow 2004? how old are you?

Nobody ever wants the little dick trannies

i miss pre 2015 mtf living

I want my tranner gf to have a small dick because of my gag reflex

I do. Let’s chat babe.

my pp is like 4in

I don't even know why I am here, I'm straight

2020

I honestly would like my gf to have an average size penor, sort of 5-6 inches, idk why

80% of the chaser posts here are about small feminine dicks, and 90% of the reactions to big dick lovers are:

ew

gay

smaller is better

I like small because it looks like it's not there

old enough to be your daddy

I 100% want small dicklet trangirls

You're my mommy

Opposite, It's where the whole charm is

Small dicks can be aesthetically appealing and would make me feel better about my own even though its not even small. However, I imagine bigger dicks are better for frotting and thats basically the one thing that a girl with a penis can uniquely engage in that I would probably be into.

ew

gay

smaller is better

I like small because it looks like it's not there

All tiny dick chaser cope, or they're just saying what sounds the "most straight" to look cool in front of the tranners. I couldn't give a fuck what the size is, as long as its there.

as long as its there

Lol gay

im mtf and idk why im here, one part bored, one part misanthropy, i dont even like it lol

im sorry ill post that one next time

You're rarer than us big dick chasers, I tip my hat to you sir

but, i have a penis, anon.
that means i'm a B O Y. (dirty old man)
only mentally ill people with penis think they're girls and you should stay away from them.
trust me, i've been around.

youtube.com/watch?v=b6MKrF8w8eg

Maybe? Can't say I find masculinity hot desu

cocksmatching with your gf is possibly the allure to me perhaps
realistically idrc if its hogged up or vanishes into their balls

qott

Started regularly coming here around 2013 or so. First time I heard of the site and checked it out was 2010 I think. Saw some gore and left lol.

Got a date with a tranner this weekend, what am I in for?

People do like small dick trannies I take it back. No one wants to frot with them though

Tbf, it is a sort of size match for me, won't brag about the exact size, but she would need to be above average for that to happen

It's just a bit sad honestly that there aren't girls into it, I'd shut up about it and leave the SRS wanters alone if there was a place to talk to the dick enjoyers without disturbing the dysphorics, but alas.

i started using Anon Babble in 2005

SRS wanters

A suddenly vocal minority.

Tranners here overwhelmingly wouldn't want to frot with chasers or do stuff involving their own dick, so of course they wouldn't express a wish to do that

i would lol

Cute

I've met more SRS wanters than not, and those who didn't want SRS wanted to top me, though that last part is just messages on the internet

We have to recognize that there's a large number of trannies who want it, and as a service to them, we should be able to have different spaces to not have them be exposed to chasers loving dick

you're in the minority. my psychic powers have made it so ive only flirted with girls who were into it but most of the girls I know around here arent

need a man who buries my tiny cock in his massive foreskin like a baby kangaroo

i think its just bc im older and had time to grow and really enjoy my body and enjoy people enjoying it

different spaces to not have them be exposed to chasers loving dick

feel like this is the wrong place for that

I think there's a pretty even mix here of girls who want it forgotten and girls who involve it as long as it's not in a guy-bottoming/subbing sense
Either is good

ah yeah thatll def do it. older trans girls (at least like mid/late 20s) seem to chill out a shit ton, probably indicative of the 'second puberty' stuff

bottom trans girl who sizemogs me

i got to transition about 18-19yo im 34 now

yay :)
omg meee

I think a schism between dickchasergen and srschasergen would work very well instead! we have lots of chasers who would love srussy, they say it all the time!

Like 2010. Took a break around 2015 and been browsing every few months since like 2020.

A fey creature introduces themselves and asks for your name, what do you do?

bottom trans girl whos bigger and eats grey and brown food

Depends. How big is her dick?

Stapling chasers eyelids open and then making them face a high powered fan.

Yelling degrading things through the fan so it sounds funnier

talking into the fan "luke I am your fahther"

qott: a couple weeks ago!!! and it's really fun

today i made ramen with the leftovers from yesterday. im drinking some pretentious beer and it's super good it's like lemon flavoured. do uwannna try some

they're feeding you good at the mental hospital

i wish im not allowed back they're anymore. i made the broth from scratch btw. im better than everyone else

need a girl like this

I hope you used top ramen(maruchan) like a real Japanese man

those are the ones that slice you up with scissors for not looking at your phone when you are 5 minutes away. and you open the door and he's slashing your arms and face with scissors.

Need a tranny with a big dark dick (even just from it being darker than the rest or her skin) so that while we watch a random TV show on an overly hot night I can casually squeeze her dick and have her look at me in annoyance

I need you.

i also eat bread

i wishhhhh i yotally can't find maruchab regularly here i miss it... although i was on the ramen board on futaba and it seems like there's a bunch of opinions these days on which is to art brand is the best one.... i would post this there but they would drive me off the site for these shitty noodles. i wish ibcould still get food frevsh ones nearby

European detected. bread is white

chasers who eat ass

hi

Right here babe.

i need you more... come over i just packaged up the leftover stock and made up a new batch of eggs to marinade. or marinate?? do those mean different things. im guessing marinade is the noyn and marinate is the berb

I'd eat the ass of a big dick tranny

if someone wants to tongue my asshole I wont stop them, but I'm not doing that shit. and I'm not kissing you for at least 24 hours after brushing teeth and mouthwash

Let’s make it happen babe.

son of a bitch. I think ants are nesting in my computer

I eat ants when they crawl on my picnic food.

they're honestly pretty good they have a nice texture

If you eat my ass I will kiss you on the mouth with generous amounts of tongue at the first opportunity

i love ass but i would never ever ever ever ever eat one

Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

+1 on this i am not a little bitch. i know what my ass tastes like. can you say the same anon

You too.

this is my new favorite poster

youre white cracka

Is chasergen so slow because all the actual chasers have been chased away and the tranners are just expecting men to do all the work?

nuts out for peanut

theres always been relatively few chasers for this specific reason - way more guys post on the soc threads afaik - but the reason the threads dead right now is apparently because a ton of mtfg posters got banned

F to a real one.
we also have "secrets" at our base.
for some reason horse rescues and squirrels just go together like peas and carrots.

for you retarded faggots that dont understand..
peanut the squirrel was the boss of a horse rescue in newyork.

and horse anon's boss at the horse rescue was also a squirrel.

it was not a joke when i said squirrels run the world.
i was being 100% serious.

can you keep a secret?
squirrel!

only those in the horse mafia even know wtf i am saying rightnow.

1. A lot of posters banned
2. Weird vibes (way different from pre-Anon Babble offline)
3. Discord channels that formed in response to the Anon Babble offline are comfy

Ughhhh i keep doing that... ive been gone for too long and now im dumb

i like to think people are just training in private for the summer rush. which everyon ehas promised me will happen and if it doesnt ill be crushed

Weird vibes (way different from pre-Anon Babble offline

The thread had always weird vibes honestly, I don't see a difference between now and months ago

Discord channels that formed in response to the Anon Babble offline are comfy

I missed that part, how did people even find them?

Yea ive somehow not been banned lately, but i know a ton of regulars are. Ily

Discord isn't comfy. Do not lie.

i just see them get posted in here a bunch! they were getting posted before the site wenjt down so maybe people were like searching the archives regretting their mistakes. i think its also like. a small community or whatever everyone knows someone who knows someone etc

I’m only here to post saying I need a bitch that kinda looks like Juno from overwatch then I leave

oh. you didnt get the memo on plus ultra.
dont worry, everything is under control.

i always get worried u posted it already and i missed it. its like a church bell to me its the only way i can understand the passage of time

compared to a year ago

1. some people actually paired up. i know 4 confirmed cases
2. there's 3 different discord servers. though none are that active
3. lots of recent bans

I come to ask if I can get a big dick tranny gf, get booed and then leave

Is it bad that ye's new single kinda slaps

Can you dye your hair and get brown contacts so I can finally be free

Qott

Had a falling out with an old friend. He kicked me from the homie's group chat. Wanted somewhere to scream into the void without cliquey bullshit. Anyway turned out he was a pedophile and got police raided and has since been yeeted from the group chat and now I'm back in the group chat and the homies bought me Baulders Gate to apologize for ostracizing me for a year because a pedo told them to. Have some actual friends these days, but they're few and far between but I cherish the ones I have.

I come here to off-topic post. You're my socialization.

grim

i have tiny little pig eyes it would be hell to try and get contacts in them. but ill look into it if its for you junoanon
same

It works, I'm allowed to talk about anything here while staying anon. There's not really other places that work this way. Other threads have rules. So you guys get to hear about my nightly walks and random tabletop thoughts and my endless yearning for cuddling.

would u fuck someone if he listens to video game music only

Yeah the chaser thread is low key the vent thread. Last year when I was dealing with some insane shit I couldn't talk to anyone about, I came here and was listened to by lots of kind chasers who'd then ask me for my discord because realistically they just wanted tummy pics. To which I'd politely decline. Eventually they tired of my bullshit but I did get a whole lot of emotional labour out of these fellas and I appreciate it greatly.

How do I cope with being almost 30 and realizing that nobody wants to talk to a 30 yo? Why does it feel that all the people that are outside are either under 20 or over 40

depends what vidya ost

There must be other 30 year olds you can talk to

You have to go on an adventure anon. 30s is when you go on your adventures. 40 is when you return with tales to tell.

Ngl if i'm listening i'm pretending for my own ends 9 times out of 10 i just do not care

this for sure. it could be a HUGE red flag or make me fall in love with someone instantly
not to get into the armchair therapy but i do think that there's something going on mentally where u feel like there are no other 30yos outside.... i cant give u advice on being 30 but a lot of people say those are the best years of their life. maybe people just dont look 30?

Honestly both WW3 and HH have been really good.

30 is when people stratify into happily married people who own homes and have kids and live around similar people on the one hand and absolute wretches who've failed to make it on the other hand. If you were the first type, you'd know plenty of other 30 year olds. This is unironic btw

Sega fishing

On the internet, sure, but outside not really, it feels like I skipped entire years and now everyone moved on and away
I plan lots of them, I am trying to organize various trips or just going to big events, I'm trying not to stay rotting in aimless bar goings and the sort

there's something going on mentally where u feel like there are no other 30yos outside

Well, whenever I end up asking the age of people it turns out they're at least well under 5 years younger than me

i fucking deserve a tranny gf bros

i don’t want to be rude, i don’t want to be elitist, but if you use afterpay you are retarded

Mef, the woman of the hour. I learned today that black men tend to like women with more drastic hip/waist ratios than white men. Can we learn anything about wine mom simps from this? I'm just asking questions about statistic here.

I plan lots of them, I am trying to organize various trips or just going to big events, I'm trying not to stay rotting in aimless bar goings and the sort

Nice you will do well. My adventures are vast. Will I survive them? Who's to say. Make sure to include some danger in your adventures.

Danger bad.

I don't date men who I mogged as a man when I was a man. But hope you find a cute tranny anon

i am that girl why do you need me what did i do im still waiting for anon to reply to me but he said he was at work but hes surely european so idk where he went but im sure hes gonna be back for me he wouldnt just abandon me would he

At least use unseen...

i need u
i guess that kind of makes sense! thats probably pretty good for the kind of person that likes that kinda thing but i think i would be miserable in that situation. maybe im just not ready for it yet and i will be by then. hard to predict
i see.... i wonder if its to do with the context though. i know its easier for me to say since im younger and the whole age is nothing but a number thing is annoying but like. everyone's timescales are different i dont think u need to stress about it too much. again very easy to say. im sorry anon that seems really hard

Were you like some jacked bodybuilder or some shit? That dude looks fairly normal to me idk

Honestly? I don't respect them. Not even in the slightest.

qott when

2005/6

Me on tranners who aren't into being gentle femdom mommies

i wonder if its to do with the context though

30 year olds do not go drinking alone or something, I don't know
While I don't entirely disagree, most men I know married after their 30s, if not well into their 40s, so I guess there's a cultural disconnect between us

He looks great, but I was gorgeous. Still gorgeous. Hope he finds the tranny he's after tho

EVERYTHING IS ACTUALLY AMAZING AND I'M UNSTOPABLE BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE LOVES ME

y ask me?

I noticed my hair thinning so I'm going to shave the hair on my ass and glue it to my scalp

You're our wine mom and race science expert here

thats so hot i bet your ass hair is long asf ;)

i refuse to comment

me and who?

Link, or Zelda, depending on which you are.

How to deal with the paradox of not wanting to lead on a tranner that is highly dysphoric, but also not appear like a total slut asking about genital status?

You may all sneer, but this is both serious ajd genuine

i'm zelda
you mean like ask if she has a penis?

Do you want me to save a few so you can make a lucky charm out of them?

further details required

I'm inferring so hard right now

nta but i hum rasta music and braid it together sometimes

Hi Zelda.

My genuine advice is to not chase trans women if their genitals are that important to you

yes.... give me exactly 3 and i will weave them into a protective charm
i think thats kind of beautiful. itll probably get longer if u braid it to stop it from getting damaged

This is the only reason to chase

hello!

For you

Are you a princess?

Ok, so basically, imagine you have a tranner in front of you, you like her a lot, so you want to ask her out, problem is, you like dick, but you can't know if the tranner actually would hate you playing with it or whatever.

What's the most respectful and tactful way to ascertain if she still has a dick and wouldn't mind it being touched so as to not lead her on towards a relationship neither of you would want?

in most continuities!
srs is expensive so odds are good it's still there unfortunately :(

I usually never ask and just assume they have a dick and it has turned out to be true 3 out of 3 times
FYI I only top so it's not like it matters the world to me but if you care that much at least the odds are in your favor

You can assume a dick. When you make out with her and you're in an appropriate position push your knee into her crotch and see if she grinds against it or has a traumatic fawning response to see if she's into dick stuff

For nearly every chaser there is, don't lie to make them feel better it's condescending

i see i understand your dilemma! i think there's no way to solve that with any great amount of tact unfortunately. if its a complete dealbreaker its definitely something you would probably want to ask about earlier on but obviously that will probably make the girl feel very fetishised. which is true. but not that big of a deal. i think its something you just kind of have to build up some trust and talk about it in a vulnerable and constructive way. although would definitely work on me so maybe thats the better way

Woah cool, I've never talked to a princess before. Are you set to inherit the throne? How will you use the power when it's all yours to command? If you're open to suggestion I think you should promote Tingle to the kingdoms official mapper. He's a good guy and deserves a raise.

why did god make me such a fa**ot but have to look like a boy?

Literally impossible to grosspost or predatorpost against bronya. You can literally say "roll the dice on traumatizing trannies" and bronya will write a post in response about how she's jerking off to your post

anon please dont leave me completely please please please

you would probably want to ask about earlier on

Exactly that, and it's a point people somehow miss often on, it's better to burn yourself a bit but see if there are any deal breakers in the relationship before it progresses and either gets hurt by the eventual break up.
I don't understand why people are so hostile about it, yes, it's not an appropriate line of questioning, but it saves either from having a partner you don't fully feel good about :(

Having a nice time flapping your hands and watching Missionary Bush Pilot videos on youtube when your tranner gf comes in to tell you you haven't spoken to her or even made eye contact with her but the additional stimulation is too intense so you yell at her for four hours and tell her that you hate her and never apologize because you don't know you're suppose to or understand how

I ask myself this every day, chaser btw

LMAO
shouldn't you go to bed? you're that euro tranner right? dude said he's at work not dead lol
tell her how much you like sucking dick or something subtle like that

files.catbox.moe/gdkhwj.webm

This might be the single hottest video of all time

and ill never be lying even once. you are like little babies to me this shit is amateur
its definitely complicated.... you wanna check but not like. IMMEDIATELY. and its probably worth like. exploring why thats a dealbreaker or whatever. im with i think thats a good way to like Give Signals without being blunt

big represser energy

missionary bush pilot

wtf is that like porn?

yeah im european but im playing games with my friend right now but he said he was at work 9 hours ago surely he would have come home and replied to me by now anon do you think i did something wrong

No it's a youtube channel run by a pilot in Papua New Guinea. It's pretty neat
youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZbXx_BKKo

you sound fun

i did something wrong

what could you have done wrong?

im listening to the new kanye simmer down
just take better care of yourself if im not there to do it ig idk. also it's almost eleben for me so im gonna sleep soon
also stop getting enjoyment out of getting shit on im not in support of that unless you give it back as well
i do not know you, but i want you to get better

What about men who are actually trans women

Being a chaser as a cis woman would be a lot easier though

Because trannies are straight?

2005ish looking at memes on b

Kept coming back for the trans porn on b

Trooned out in 2014 thanks a lot Anon Babble you did this to me

qott: when did you start using Anon Babble?

I believe april of last year (2024)

I had a "best friend" in middle and early high school (2016-19) that used Anon Babble a lot, i think mostly Anon Babble but probably got there some innocent way. Hed tell me about it sometimes

He groped me twice

you're welcome, sis

Did you let him smash

oh im sorry i thought you missed me i didnt mean anything by it
its also just friendly teasing theyre not actually mean to me and when they are i tell them off sorry
i dont know i was a bit much i guess

you ever talk to someone and they make a funny joke but you don't know how to follow up so you just leave?

No.

this is all I do here and irl
fuck it someone said hi to me today and i got confused and just stared at them for like 3 minutes

You mean in person?

lol

haha me either
both online and irl

Twilight marathon night :)

Idk the trans porn here just made me want to fuck trans women

No but he made me play smash bros at his "smash party" when it came out. He made me watch south park on his dirty couch with his other friends. I think i only played pikachu and kept losing, i like playing sun and moon

me when the food server tells me to enjoy my food and I say "you too"

This makes me believe it more because they aren't smart enough to edit the op and I stead reply to everyone separately

No

Why not? He was clearly interested in you

inviting June to my "smash party" but its just me there

Yea I should have suspected sooner when I'd look at transporn and thought I want to be her more than I want to fuck her

This is how my dad met my mom

But yeah him groping me and another kid who kept calling me "gay man" and "faggot" and whatnot is why i struggled with making friends in high school.

stared at them for like 3 minutes

that's so real
omg real

i like playing sun and moon

who is your favorite pokemon?

Goodnight.

I thought you wanted male attention though

Sorry to hear that. I hope you recovered

goodnight. I love you

goodnight i love you so much sleep well

gn >:)

sweet dreams

When i was younger my favorite was luvdisc because it was my first pokemon. When i was 10 or so a boy gave me a luvdisc card as a joke to humiliate me or something but i thought it was really cute

school is hell. kids are terrible people.

did you know shiny luvdisc is gold? it's a neat lil guy
were you terrible when you were a kid? maybe just terrible people are terrible people

i always hear so many horror stories im glad i dont remember it sounds insanely traumatising. its weird that like. they do it to everyone

What if he kissed your cheeks and gave you flowers to humiliate you also? Or take you to a prom dance and warmly hugged you while dancing? How would you feel? Huh?

i used to bully bullies that went after the aspergers kids so severely i was sent to obedience school on a military base.
i was also employed in a crematorium and mass grave place during that time and when people would say shit i'd wear my work clothes to school and they'd make me go home because they were corpse saturated

what

Can I rub your butt while we watch it?

I want a boyfriend so bad

do you have good snacks?

What about the groping guy, he seemed like he was into you

Reconnect with your old friend and suck his dick

they'r insecure and mocking someone else is trying to secure your spot in the pecking order and makes people focus on them instead of you.

its weird that bullies don't get in trouble but you do if you stand up to them. its a lose lose

i played sonic adventure on my dreamcast and sometimes I used to clamp my foreskin with my fingers and fill it with piss

at the military place we did get to build rockets tho and i got into alot of fights and would get my nose broken like idk.. alot. probably 1-2x a month in gym lol

sounds stressful....
i do this now

sonic adventure was dope. i didn't read the rest of your post

good morning to nobody

I was friendly with everyone at school and didn't have to deal with social games

i used to fill my foreskin with piss

Girls here often compain that chasers don't post their pics.
But even if some do (and they are fairly attractive I think) then they got ignored without even a constructive feedback what to improve, or they got even mocked lightly "I mogged you as a man" lol

hell yes cutoids are no fun. you ever like stretch it out like a cup and catch water in it when you're in the shower?

I was just making out with this chaser I’ve been talking to and he suddenly out of nowhere kneed me in the balls really hard and I winced because it hurt and he sighed really loud and walked out

Yeah it's not really worth it

Happened to me the other day lol. Only sending pics in the dms now.

i thought you were hot anon

im sorry anon i didnt want to reply cause im scared of getting banned and u put it directly in the thread. i think you're really cute but i would crush u like a pair of glasses if i rolled over on u in the night so im maintaining respectful distance for your safety.
LITERALLY every time i never considered that some people might not be able to do that. thats so sad. im sure theres probably other positives though

i had a guy send me a pic talking himself down and i didn't want to argue with him about it so i didn't tell he looked nice even tho he did

I love when men post pictures, what if men posted pictures right now? I’d give them constructive feedback and compliments.

you have to look at this place like you have 0.00% chance of meeting any one here that you would like and it makes more sense.

idk how you dont find trans everywere when all you need is a dating app and cellphone and a 1/8th tank of gas.

Honestly? none of the trannies here are worth engaging with, maybe outside bronya and horse anon, i come here for 30 mins of fun and leave, the rest of them are genuinely ngmi

i'm fun :(

no one ever engages with me :(

im happy u think im gonna make it anon i love you. i think lots of the girls in here will make it too it just might take a little while

Boston girl is great. Rosewood is nice too.

Doubt it

wait are we all from boston? lmao what the fuck

give me a chance
not me

No I’m from Texas.
Chaser btw

okay if we are all from boston you have to look at this place like you have a 10.00% chance of meeting anyone on here you would like and it makes more sense.

idk how you dont find trans everwhere when all you need is a chasergen and an 1/8th tank of gas

That'd probably feel nice rn

I have a pizza hut pan pizza, cheese sticks, and 2.5 wings :)
I had 5 but halfway through eating one my jaw popped and got locked up :(

I should be at 130lbs and starting pio this weekend so I'm having a nice treat day :)

You're a retard

yeh it was funny when i told people i had over 100k chainlink in october 2017

Driving across the country to boyremove every thread trip

god that sounds so good. insanely jealous. praying for ur jaw
i already girlmode i need girlremoval :(

But what if he makes disgusting and humiliating things to you? Like while watching a movie he makes you lay on his chest and after a while he lifts your face and gently kiss you?

This has gotta be an intentional gen tanking it's such a drastic shift

It's all transbians who all came at the same time. Look at how many have girlfriends

I wish I was bustin in boston(anon)

im actually a Anon Babble psyop sent to kill /cg/. irl im a 5'2 skinny twink

It's soo good. Thank you! Hopefully it feels better soon so I can eat more :'(
Pizza hut has a pepperoni marinara sauce now that's really really good

If I learned you were actually lying about being thick as shit, I'd kill myself on camera

not allowed to say who is sent me here.

probably already have

omg ive never heard of that that sounds INSANELY good
how much more could i possibly prove it. this thread has repeated testament to how good i eat it would be a miracle if i wasn't thick as shit

Transbians who top are just men.

is that true why the hell am i posting on here then

bath or no bath?

anon thinks i can top with this dick

Bath but make sure to take some soapy tittie pictures babe.

k

why don't you ask that guy you like in your dorm if he wants to get coffee one day?

hot showers is the gayest type of bathing there is
anyone who has thought about the shower question knows that hot showers are very gay.
bath is masculine.

he rejected me

we moved out a week ago, hes in fucking maryland now

I don't know, why?

so you did ask him out? what happened?

i have a lot of free time and i cant get gstreamer working so im gacha-impaired rn
the way i take hot showers is definitely gay as fuck (sitting on the floor sobbing and rocking back and forth with a suction cup dildo attached to the shower wall)

Did you ask him to boyremove you

You just never asked him and he left

i shouldnt be dating im a bpdemon

You can ruin my life

LIAR

I sit in the shower too hell yeah, usually my heads in my arms and i sort of fall asleep, we should sit in the shower together

Let me be your fp

that sounds really cozy actually... im down

I do. In fact, I want it turn into a clit with a pussy, and I want to fuck your pussy.

it doesn’t work like that. if i got to pick it would be easier

You have to sort that out. My offer still stands I will let you ruin my life

tell me about you

had two of the best beers of my life and now im out of alcohol. ill never get to drink them again cause they're usually overpriced. its over

wat kind

it was uhhh kronenbourg 1664 blanc ??it tasted kinda like lemoun it was good asf

My mom really likes those

i don’t like the idea of living as a woman

How about some cummenbourge 1664 blanc for you

certified milfmoder its over for all chasers
sounds expensive.... i wanna try it

Well tough shit your dick isn’t living as a man

You have a tiny cock lmao

what's your mom's discord?

he didn't actually want me to ruin his life :(

im literally mad for u like what a coward

what is ruining a life?
a bpdemon already ruined mine

thanks, babe
me wanting to talk to a boy every waking hour of my life

that's not so bad. are you cute? will you refrain from love bombing me until we fuck, and then turn on me and act like an animal? just be chill?

it’s okay sized

I just tried this. chaser by the way
youtu.be/G4SXNxnJagk?si=tuR7glADjC0LwZnP&t=38

proof?

no; no and no?; likely not long tern no sorry

It's basically nothing

voca.ro/1hDdtYYH00Yd
Chaser btw

Unironically my cheeks clap when I jump, I didn't ask to be built dummy thick as a man

i disagree

my cheeks and thighs clap all the time
makes a plap sound that alerts everyone near me i am sex.

my thigh gap is too wide to have the rub together on accident

you working on getting some tiddies to go with that delicious bottom half?

an mtf with a natural thigh gap? do you have girl hips? did you transition before puberty?

stroking to this post, thanks horse wife

i made char siu from loin :)

I want to be assaulted by your ass

Tiny useless, you were never a man, you never could be a man.

no i just have anorexia. i transitioned at 29

noodle

whoaaaaa it looks incredible that's crazy impressive!!! was it hard? I've never tried it but always wanted to char siu so expensive these days and i need to eat a pound of it every day or i die instantly

mfw i transitioned before puberty but will neverhave a hip gap

niggas like this will never transition

can i com over?

you can just buy seasoning packets. I just marinated it over night and then put it on the grill for a few hours with some wood chips on the burners

lol

ha, when you actually want a man, you cook meat instead of veggies.
would you let a conservative man mount you June?

Thigh gaps don’t look good where them thick bitches at

;~;

i made char siu from loin :)

this is what I am talking about when I say y'all just make weird white people food here. I don't even know what this is or what those words mean. looks like barbecue chicken, like just make that like a regular person, its pretty good

You look good clown

Was I special to her?

i wish i had a thigh gap though so im going back to eating less. But if i can get some male validation i mean

will i have rights?

i see i see...... i should try it... i wish i had a grill qq
i am here but i also think love is love. leave the anorexic bitches alone
drooling looking at that image i want to eat it so bad. i should try making it tomorrow. but its hard to get that kind of thing right in an inside kitchen right its never quite the same.... city life is the worst....

why do people keep calling me a clown :(((((

char siu clears

white people food

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Char_siu

Grill or no grill I'd prefer if you take my meat raw, babe
Baited and outsmarted

there is nothing whiter than making some random foreign food terribly

hehe but isnt poking a hole in a condom once in a while fun too?

hey >:(

Getting baby trapped by your tranner gf

u thought it was white food doe no takebacks

ive been practicing my leg locks >:3

if I could eat gummy bears from between June's toes, I would be ok for the next 5 years

Leg locks actually make me go impregnation mode instantly

Hey i posted my thighs and nobody is giving me attention >:(

You dont know what it tastes like

set penis to impregnate

pick your gymcel BF

hehehe you're such an easy mark anon... that's so cute

huhuhuh

Idc about your tights desu
Now do a backflip

i like ur nails. (lil bit of hair on your legs in this pic girl!)

I'm h3

grim

I am a 6/7B doing my best to become a 9A
Wish me luck

d4
you can stop. 9a is too much

her nails are pretty

Mmmmmmmm SOFT PLUMP THIGHTS I wantto LICKLICKICKSUCKSUCk sniffffff

i like these boys

the photos are noticeably worse the higher you go on the chart LMAO i wonder what the correlation is... h4 is kinda cute but the body hair on g4 is calling to me </3

you can stop. 9a is too much

There is no such thing as "too much jacked"

my farts smell like mcdonalds

not an exact match, but d2 is closest to my body type of these options

okay actually i dont like this i want pencil thin thighs

legs grow hair GROW UP

Thanks for the hopecore june

I think the chad-only guy is right

i thought you couldnt see this :(

i took this near the end of winter okay

i changed my answer. gain wait and become f6 that dude is hot as shit
i know it's natural girl but the boys won't like it

Vertical is bodyfat and horizontal is muscularity

the guys with too big muscles are usually the type most likely to date trans women.

I'm 1c a truly raped figure

d8.

Honestly I kinda am continuous uncomfortable and insecure with my body even though I am considerable strong. I was thinking about starting a light roid cycle (500mg of test) to get better

i want to also give an honourable mention to E6 purely because its such a good photo. look at the vagina bones on that one....
let the boys complain then dont be part of the problem >:|
yea ikik i wonder why the guys with higher bodyfat just take worse photos. maybe they are nervous

was just about to say this. looks like they have less fat as you go down, and more muscles towards the right
whoever made this is super fucking gay

no shade girl just trying to help you out
why's that?
you wouldn't let someone know if their fly was down?

Should we post unseen's of our shape?

Would Early "Chad Only" June be single if she were willing to date her looksmatch? Many people have been wondering!

What is the real difference between chasers and gays despite ones liking boobs and hips more and other don't?

dating is hard even doing that. i hate talking to people and apps make me suicidal

it has what appears to be some type of axis annotation in the bottom left? but like. what are the units. why is it notated so weirdly. sorry thats too autistic
are u new to girlcode we have the 5 minute rule. if she can fix it in under 5 minutes you tell her if she can't you wait and see if it's a pattern and maybe pull her aside and talk about it. i worship it religiously

You think im ugly? :(

I didn't say that. Don't bdd guilt trip me.

Nta
You are very cute tho. Any guy would be lucky to have you as his girl

pawt

if she can fix it in under 5 minutes

so i did the right thing then?

youre telling me my standards are too high for my appearance

you are calling me ugly

My cat do this sometimes

Doesn't follow. You're smart enough to know better.

ill go puke my dinner out if thats what you want

shes not dumb, shes playing around. remember she was born male, which means shes smarter than cis women, also shes Jewish and they are very smart people, the American ones anyways

why the guys with higher bodyfat just take worse photos

They are extremely flaccid due to lack of muscle mass. Independently the way they take pics they would look terrible

bulimia is bad. ruins your teeth and makes your breath stink really bad and then no one will like you and spread bad rumors about you having an eating disorder and you won't have any friends. hypothetically

yeah yeah whatever

i just want to be pretty

"June likes Chad only he he he..."

"Do you think I am gross?"

"That's not what I fucking sa-"

"I WILL PUKE AND BECOME BULIMIC. YOU HAPPY NOW????"

i already got diagnosed with an eating disorder

June your nails are pretty

which one? do we match?

June I wanna kiss your neck

June and her incel antagonizer orbiters gen

initially AFRID, then my pcp changed it to ana nervosa but i disagree with that diagnosis a lot because im not underweight

i think i had pica when i was younger

and bronya!!!!

lol at this image. I just noticed the computer screen

oh u can totally have ana regardless of ur weight its a common misconception that that's anything to do with the diagnostic criteria! don't worry you're valid june

waaa I am so ugly, abomination, no one would want to date an uggo like me! No one will luv me I will kys ;((((

hey, I have some standards, you know? He must be chad enough to get me

Why are tranners like this?

And the femdom mommy joi vocaroo requestor, don't forget about me

ana nervosa

samsies!

i think i had pica when i was younger

i used to eat paper when i was a kid but i doubt that counts. what did you like to eat?

but seriously don't throw up

i love you forever anon

woof woof

it was only really for a couple months that i was fainting and going hypoglycemic im eating a lot more now

I also used to eat paper, when i was like 11-13, i still do it on ocassion as a mindless thing but nowhere near as much as i used to

my teachers really didnt like it i got a lot of visits from the counselor

looking back i think having dysphoria and body image issues probably caused that

meow meow

Good puppy

there could be a beautiful woman reading my words right now

y'ever smoke a joint and stare at the trees

got turned down by a t girl because i'm too fat i'm gonna kms

turned down some fatass today lol

i'm just bad at talking to people. you weren't too fat

yeah, every day

also, save up all your roaches until you can roll a joint with the black weed. its way stronger cause its built up all the chemical and oils

too fat

That's one of those things you can change if you want, dumbfuck

Is this mef?

Shaving my head was the worst fucking idea of my life. Holy fuck

no she literally told me "i'd date you if you lost about 75 pounds"

I saw some trans girl turn down some fat guy today

yeah, i've also called a pidgeon with the cat mouth click sound when i was high once

JH0NN

Tranny btw

Lift and do cardio. I believe in you wagmi

Norwood lv?

it usually is but it's good to do it at least once to get it out of your system
i did it about a month before starting hrt cause i was trying really hard to rep

Vegeta prince of Saiyan's

trying to decide if i want to go pee or not. i dont really need to but it could be a good way to kill time between posts

MARRY ME

always pee when the option provides itself

Double texted a tranner after she hadn’t replied in a day am I cooked bros?

I couldn't date a tranner with a thicker piss stream than mine. It would be humiliating

wait till you get to 9 messages across two days to give up

no that's a pretty normal thing to do man

bro you just fucked up

understood. ill get right on it
nah people overthink that stuff everyone's just busy and scared of interaction its fine to double text. usually i send about 100 texts for every one of theirs
its over for me im going to be chaserless forever thanks to my fire hose

p sure i'm gonna get an orchie this year
i'm so excited

trans women only have a tiny acorn, or a monster hog and nothing between

apologize to me

Show me your hole.

I SAY TWINKCHAN YOU SAY SORRY

me too nice
sowwy

yeah i know all about that hahaha, what do you do with ur kief? i like making hash out of it
oh hell yeah

Every trans girl I get to know ghosts me in the end after they use me to boost their confidence. I don't even get involved with them romantically or sexually. I just make them feel better about themselves and then they stop responding to me once they fix their existing relationships or find a partner.

It's destroying my ability to trust.

omg thats so exciting im happy for u... they say thats like optimal right. i met someone once who got an orchi and then a piercing where they got it done and ive never been more tempted ot go for it that i was in that moment. sorry not really relevant
oh no my dick is small as fuck my stream is just hardcore
im sorry :(

Try real women

It seems fairly new. It's amazing! I highly recommend it if you get pizza hut while they still have it :)

I don't dm with anyone. I always have no idea what to say. It's too damn akward, every sigle time. I gave up

i love the grateful dead

i gotta check it out it sounds sooooooo good
yea im kinda trying to get better at it too its a little intimidating. i always get too nervous

No you’re the reason why muscle anon shit up the thread for months kys

i always get too nervous

weird right
like. i'd be scared to talk to you but i've already came to your nudes after you shared them. our brains are so strange

Real
I'm so good in a group but I immediately crash and burn 1 on 1
This applies to real life as well as online

omg really that makes me so happy i dont think anyone's ever told me that before LMAO
i guess it's just engaging with someone in a different way! like talking to a photo of someone vs talking to them on the phone. idk its definitely hard but its all about practice im hoping we both master it one day

i'm the opposite, i'm good with 1 on 1 but in groups i freeze up and start thinking everyone hates me

same here

anons how do i eat more protein

i usually eat more fiber but i dont have many veggies i need to go to the grocery store

this

I'm sure you are better than me, trust me. also my english is cluncky so it's even worse in my case. It's over

cured meats

Meat
has best protein. make sure your meals have at least a little bit of meat.

Well, more meat, eggs and maybe textured onions protein. Whey is also helpful

omg really that makes me so happy i dont think anyone's ever told me that before LMAO

i mean tbf i literally asked you to post them, what did you think i was gonna do when i got your unsee... :3

where do i buy it?

I often use wheat gluten

eat a slim Jim. get energy and vitality

hehehe onions protein
i mean i guess so!!! i never really think that far ahead idk im very flattered. thank u anon

bf who finds it cute that i'm a huge stoner

stoner gf who likes to smoke with me

The textured onions protein? Vegan stores, grain stores or online.

Vegan protein generally is also rich in fibers so increase your water intake

i really want to eat another apple but i really shouldnt eat more

??? eat the apple dumbass

bf who cuddles me to sleep and wakes up next to me :)

Eat it. The amount of calories in it is almost irrelevant

wait i forgot i ate some beans today. Guess its time to go jump rope

ideal

Cooking is too much of a hassle I just eat only this jewslop to survive and not die of starvation, the problem is the price

bf who lets me get high before he rails me until i'm a dripping mess

why am i cursed to fall in pseudo-love with random airhead girls so easily

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Need you

bcs ur heart is open and full of love. that is a beautiful thing that u should cherish

empty bed :(

There's room in mine for you cutie

50 cal is not irrelevent

calorie counting is retarded btw

can you pretend there’s not and get really close to me anyway?

no it's not. it's literally the reason i lost 100 lbs. now i'm doing it to lose a little more and then hopefully maintain?

Yeah it's kind of chilly so I think we should get close

100 lbs

Is your skin loose?

that sounds really nice

i wouldnt have lost 70 lb in 4 months if i hadnt counted calories

nah, even though it only took me 6 months it just left me with stretch marks which are still :(

just eat well and excercise jfc

You sound really nice

stretch marks

i would worship you jfc

For you, because you're not fatbrained
When you're fatbrained it's the only thing that works
Just don't make an ED out of it

thanks, goodnight i love you

Well, I have big strech marks on my side, even though I was never fat in my life, they just appeared from nowhere. I dunno why :/

i wish i could be a piece of art

Goodnight <3

idk ive intentionally gained and lost weight a bunch of times without ever involving that shit. like how is it anything other than making yourself unhealthy in a different way, on purpose?

Be careful what you ask for

goodnight. I love you

i don't like mine :/
my thighs have always had them but now theyre on the back of my knees and on my upper arms too :(((
yeah sometimes they just appear during puberty i think
i'm jealous of girls with flawless skin

i want to be a mother and make nice healthy food for my kid

Let’s make it happen babe.

I just saw two satellites cross each others paths. never seen that before. usually when I'm paying attention, the most I have seen is one at a time.

also since you all are trannies and majored in computer science, would it be possible for aliens to hack a system of computers that are made from older computer technology that are not connected to wifi and all connected by wired connection only and its inside a bunker cut out of the inside of a mountain and the walls are steel?

i want to slam my prostate in a car door

anti-artwork

learn to read

yea and the idea in my head is so stupid i can't even articulate it properly

i love crustie boys

a lot of these factors don't really affect the security of the system. every system is hackable but that sounds pretty secure. are you protecting your folder of tripfag nudes that's so romantic

my thighs have always had them but now theyre on the back of my knees and on my upper arms too :(((

CAN I SEE CAN ISEE

i want to slam your prostate with my fingers while we kiss

hhngh please

need to feel you losing yourself in my mouth while you leak your clear girly juice onto my thigh <3

sorry nonny, i'm waiting until my bmi is at most 20 before i even try taking new pics

Anti-artwork is just a term of an art pice which challenges the point and borders of its definition, uneducated faggot

this is my personal 9/11

are you protecting your folder of tripfag nudes that's so romantic

yes. and the computers in this facility can communicate with each other, so obviously people inside somewhere could possibly hack the folder. but the aliens are are in orbit. they cannot access inside the bunker because they will be hit with radio waves making their ship crash. the aliens can have way advanced technology that you can imagine

holy based
plssss i fucking need this so fucking badly fuck

you posted this, right?

reading the thread from between my fingers thats so hot im gonna cry
i guess the main concern would be some kind of technology that can monitor wired network traffic? but why would you even need multiple systems for this is it some type of gooner commune

Why do i find so many people on tiktok saying that chewing celery or cucumbers is negative calories or that spray oil has zero cals. How are people genuinely so gullible

sorry :/
i gained like 40 lbs over the winter so now i need to lose like 60 to be safe

i thought Anon Babble died why are you all still here
look at my shirt

i respect your decision but know that if you ever change your mind there is at least 1 guy in here who REALLY likes chubby girls...

Can I get 9s natty?

love you meemaw hope you’re doing well

Anon Babble died forever, fox news, wired (they still exist), and Forbes announced it. we are all morning its loss

plssss i fucking need this so fucking badly fuck

i'm still here so...

reading the thread from between my fingers thats so hot im gonna cry

yess good girl <3

keep posting like this and ill fall in love with you idiot

i was much more miserable when i weighed 250. my lw was like 140 and i was feeling p good then i could almost do the arm thing. if i get down to like 120 or less i bet i could do the arm thing and that would make me super happy

keep posting like this and ill fall in love with you idiot

jeez at least get to know me beyond what i've done to myself to your pics or what i'll do to you first...

youtube.com/watch?v=qsZIb1Dx8fg

Wow

Beautiful as always meemaw

hehe but isn't that the purest form of love

considering i haven't stopped thinking about you for like 3 days... maybe?

listen, the reason of my sadness about this topic is exactly because i don't want to be a piace of shit. think about your example and i don't want to be everything what you can connect to the Artist's shit. i don't want to be a piece anti-art or shitty art or shitter's art or shithead's art. that's about it.
want to be loved but it's too much to ask

just imagining your fingers inside me while we exchange slow, rhythmic kisses maybe with your free hand grabbing my hair and me rocking my hips and marking up your back with my nails
goddamnit now i'm breathing heavy

Looks like the twink i fucked and came down the throat of back in Pennsylvania last year.

you've been thinking about me that much? that's so romantic... i almost feel guilty that i wasn't doing the same...
i will be now though

was afk for a bit.
you asked if you'd get rights.
sure.
I can't grant them though, I'm not God or congress. what do you expect from me, lol?

Take it to discord you WHORES!

so get this. a normal sized new York rat is a pet to some Japanese karate guy and watches him and learns. one day his owner is murdered by an evill samurai so he then goes into the sewars where he and some baby turtles crawl in toxic chemicals that make them grow and become smart. this rat teaches the turtles martial arts and they all beat up the bad karate guy. and they are all named after Italian painters

i almost feel guilty that i wasn't doing the same...

i don't mind that, you've earned the attention far more than i have <3

i don't want to force her into doing something like that...

watches him and learn

exactly here i got everything hehehe <3

If you post a burner email we'll know you're maiq :)

If you post a burner email we'll know you're maiq :)

i don't know who that is but i showed her myself in an unsee dot cc the other day so i'm definitely not them??

no not at all i was just wondering if it would be too forward to post it hehe... im .nice.girl. on there but im gonna go sleep so I'll accept in the morning! hopefully that other anon is still around to keep you company. goodnight anon i hope i dream about something nice :3

oki... added you, sleep well <3

think about your example

Jezz, I just thought it was a funny thing to post, not a thing you should take seriously or think about, it's Anon Babble in the end. I'm Sorry, I guess I should moderate my shitposty sense of humor on this board.
Also, no one can be perfect, you know? I am a bigger loser than you are, I just stopped to care that much..

what happened when you asked that guy out?

I just ate Cheerios so I am immune to heart attack the rest of the night.

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