/gaygen/ futbolers edition

Very cute

this is jager????????????????????

need to cuddle a bf with hairy chubby tummy :3

Please delete

IS THAT REALLY YOU
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE LITERALLY PERFECT

how old are you?

40

perfect
please marry me

Y'all needa get up in that reverse image search tea realness

This
Pics posted here can't be posted in other places, dummies

google broke theirs on purpose

How many different guys have you claimed are you now? 10? 11?

I lose count

Ooo is there one of those schizo collages?

what the hell is a gamer word?

N

oh. i thought it was the F word. at first I thought it was the R word but then that word is just too lightweight for causing any scandal. thanks, my F word fren :)

there was a nba basketball player with millions in contract coming. he said 'kike' in a gaming stream and got literally excommunicated by the league. the power of the kike in the amerikwa is insane

youtube.com/watch?v=Bx1tVP8jDQM

Why is this my fetish? Is there some kind of trauma that causes this?

yes, i know about that. they made him attend jewish history museum or org and then made him apologize on camera too i think. also, thorny, is that you?

At first I thought this weed wasn’t working. But then I realized this weed is really really working.

kanye gonna shift the tide

Yes, sometimes it takes a moment!

DUDE WEED LMAO

I'm not going to lie. I do spend days rotting. Just laying in bed and watching youtube all day. I think a lot of people have fallen into that slump. I think it's okay to ultimately want to do nothing, as long as you're doing enough to take care of yourself and be able to do nothing.

I’ve always agreed with this

whats your favorite kanye album, shizzers?

all (rapist) eyes on jager

i dont listen to kanye tho i like stronger but i think its just because i like daft punk

need an abusive husband
i want to have no authority and be a mindless submissive malewife

names have no meaning

wish i could cuddle with a bf, doing nothing else
just cuddling and maybe a few kisses in between

the cum on top is disgusting, but u like cake cause ur mom loved u

hang all biSHITs

Any Runey tops that want to raid or do minigame content together :x

No my grandma raised me and we used to bake together. My mom was an absentee alcoholic.

The cum on top *should* be disgusting, and that's why I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with me :c

I woke up at 5am and have already cleaned part of the house, cleaned my car, started laundry, took out the trash and picked up a baby bird on my doorstep. I'm still probably going to be watching tv most of the day, but I'm doing chores at the same time.

you'll always be thorny cause that's your essence, not name

dont u have a million dogs?
they need like a run twice a day

I'm so proud of you anon, especially for saving the ickle birdie :3

Are you keeping track?

sure, why do u need 5 dogs? ever heard of neutering?

I don't, and yes.

Why are bottoms so skittish? I Quad booked myself last night with 4 bottoms from both Grindr and tinder because I knew some would flake but ALL 4 DID

theyre all 4 scheming a revange for you playing in their face as we speak

do you think you will find your future husband here?

Anxiety

How come I like effeminate bottom men despite being an average top?
Like why not women? Why does it have to be men with cocks and man ass?
I really don't understand this.
Not that i'm complaining, but still.

my husband is fucking dead, i gotta go to silent hill to kill shiza for remaking him into a shitty unreal engine 5 game

your genetic wiring is different, you crave boipucci while the average man craves girlpucci

u like the violence aspect of it, men submitting to other men is a mortal sin, so when the faggots break its exhilarating. women are sub by default, so not interesting.

u hvae 2 big dawgs and now 2 pups, gonna leave them in the woods when they start eating a hole into your pocket?

i'm looking at him

Not really, I mean you're all Anons so that means you're ridden with mental illnesses and autistic retardation.
Still I'd probably book a flight to any of you bottoms that want to cuddle, kiss and passionate sex.

you're not a top. IMPOSTER!!!

Would/Could you raise, skin and butcher rabbits, chickens and fish with your boyfriend? Are you okay with camping for days and sex outdoors?

Pls give rapist with a heart of gold bf please

what did u bake?

im a hetero top

That is a very gay image

a hetero top doesn't ask anons to "post coq" every chance he gets

Reminder: I'm Batman

futbolers

hot. i will play futbol tomorrow

i like the idea of meeting a Anon irl, we both hit it off and into each other, we both want intimacy and a longterm relationship, we both like spending time with each other and it's more than just meaningless sex, there's lots of cuddling and kissing and cute couple things, and eventually, we both want marriage

neither do i

Paying a twink to come over and be my friend for an hour

where is larry anyway...

chud looks hot now
would you date him?

Cakes and cupcakes and stuff, she would let me frost them and measure stuff, and my favorite was breaking the eggs. I love my grandma so much, why did they move states away when I was 10 and leave me alone with my abusive parents ;~;

I still really like to bake, though, macarons are my favorite.

good times

dude pre islamic middle eastern culture was so much fucking cooler

ass eating and his poop gets in the mouth, amazing, this is how it should be

what was it?

like the ancient persian and babylonian stuff

i needa gay

eventually, we both want marriage

*eventually, we both dox each other for luls

hate nigtendo

ligma penesis

you have more than one?!

i have 3, rare genetic condition

When you first had sex, did you and your partner not know you're supposed to clean your ass with a douche or enema before anal? How did that turn out?

I've never had sex

why are muslims so obsessed with that fucking cube anyways, it looks silly

Every bottom knows that.
Every single one.

you need a father figure

this only happens if your uncle rapes you
father and cousins know

futbol

Looks more like rugbee

tfw you drunk order two pairs of airpods off amazon at midnight and they ship by the time you wake up

fuck
i can't even cancel them

Just return

Cake is ruined.

that's just so much effort. i was debating giving them to my brother so he can tune out his kids lol. i don't think he'd used them so probably will have to return them ._.b i hate returning things. i always feel like an asshole when i have to.

wb s*****

It looks like this in Colorado rn yet it's going to be 94 today in cali. Waow

is it so bad to come home from a hard day's work, smoke a dube, and eat a container of oreo's? family size? when you're here, you're family.

I very much doubt you'd hurt amazon's feelings

sister

?

I think they meant me but it wasn't me, fuck amazon man

so basically, arabs cant compete on the marketplace of ideas because of nepotism and corruption and shit

Returning Delta to the testes whence he was issued forth

it's not so much about hurting their feelings as taking ownership of making a mistake. oh why're you returning this? cause i got shit faced and made bad choices. stop judging me.

yeah but gay bottoms will eat the shit crusties out of their pubic hair lol this is gay gen nigga we gay here

yiu finally figured it out. why you think we've been calling hasan a himbo for years? the only reason he's still allowed to stream on twitch is nepotism. sure, he's hot, but his political commentary is fake news tier.

i was drinking my piss on a discord vc from a server, i feel bad as always, the pain never ends

i’m taking a big soft shit rn

Mt Dew is good

Cake massively upgraded

I don't think it's weird for a bottom to have a cum fetish, but why do I want it on food ;n;

i wanna punch you right in your fat belly

drink my bladder dew

such is life
what music do you listen to?

Oreos are like 70 calories/cookie. I might sneak 1 every so often, but eating even 1 row is my entire daily caloric intake of pure sugar.

+The guilt and self hate that a belly full of oreos induces makes it not worth.

fuck off thorny

Its not very weird of a fetish bro, at least it's not piss or cnc
Do it

Return you to my testes so you can get back to sucking

We've all bought the wrong stuff

u dont deserve a (you)

your body can only digest about 3000 calories in one meal. meaning, you just shit out the rest and it's not properly digested (so like when you eat corn and shit out full kernals).

a package of oreos is 2500~

anything fast paced that makes me feel badass
you my friend, what do you like to listen to
i did some cardio, i feel more ok now

when you have apd you'd rather just keep the extra than deal with the interaction to return them

Proud of you larry

yeah, give me an example
do you like wallowing in self pity?
ive been looping Helvegen covers

bald people smell weird like camphor

youtu.be/UH7zM3CTm_Q?si=oXtTn4A-Jxss_M8x
myreadingmanga.info/moritake-mens-scrimmage-eng/

i caused such a ruckus at the vietnamese restaurant last time that they said they would banh mi from coming back

Is CNC like when you...

Been preparing ahead of time.

Clean

Towels under couch

Forgot some lube on the end table

Snuggling and watching Loki

Little spoon :3

Kind of shift positions no big deal, but slyly mush your butt against your boyfriends junk

Hard

He goes for a fewl

Not right now I want to watch this

A scene or 2 later you try to find your phone, and brush his crotch trying to find it, and then check behind him and casually not sexually touch his butt.

Hard again

Get some kisses, but...

I'm still watching!

Until eventually he pulls your wrists and asks why you're teasing him.

I didn't mean, too. Why are you grabbing me? Are you gonna do something about it? :x

Now he's pulling your shorts down to play with you while your hands are still pulled back.

I pause Loki

He gets us both slicked up and I get prone boned and mushed into the couch, while he verbally assaults me for how this is my fault for being a slut or whatever. Maybe in a choke hold if I'm lucky?

Because no I don't have any fantasies like that.

so are we gettin' thai for dinner tonight? i know how much you hate china

I guess, that's not my style though

I eat about 1400 cal/day.
And by your math that means I could absorb nearly 2 days worth of calories if I somehow got a whole pack in my belly.

I want to SH and purge just thinking about this

Have you exercised today?

i wish god didn’t make me a rapist

thank you timur
i don t really save songs, too lazy to look up

do you like wallowing in self pity?

you know that i do! but desu this is not self pity, this is genuinely being crippled and not being able to do shit
that is too edgy and kinda too slow but i like stuff similar to that

The Bible is filled with tales of rape and home conquest. We are doing God's work

where the fuck did abrahamism even come from

You're welcome

From Abraham

that’s the problem raping is the most jewish thing you can do after snorting nickels off a torah :-(

you know that i do

i meant do you intentionally do it, like, you know its wrong, and you still kinda try to enter a sadness spiral? feel guilty about that too?

mental illnesses

i liked watching competetive eaters like joey chestnut or matt stoney. you ever wonder how matt stoney stays so small? love it ever since man vs food as a kid. sometimes you just need to eat 50 hot dogs to prove a point.

Thank you God for allowing me to please and pleasure myself with other mens' asses. Amen.

Meh...

Me neither, I feel like guys would actually get mad at me, so I just ask for it properly when I need it.

Rape is a universal practice, all male animals rape. When you see males pursuing female animals in the wild, the most aggressive male gets to mate.

youtu.be/ATOdvF4XluY?si=1WSVE88FcZ_Imb8X

well, i feel very bad then i try to move on and do smth else productive or whatever, i can t bc the pain is so much and i am too depressed so i get stuck in that root, and then i keep thinking for ways to make the pain to go away so i can move on, so in way i am doing the opposite of self pity, bc i am stuck being miserable in that root of looking for a solution to be able to feel good and do stuff but i cannot
do i feel guilty sometimes? yes, ofc i do feel guilty, could i maybe do things a bit better? maybe try to take my mind off the pain or exercise more often or just go for a walk outside to maybe help a bit? yes i can but it doesn t do that big of a difference and in the heat of the moment when the pain is deep and sharp i just cannot really control myself and do any better so idk how much of my own doing is it, if i do exercise i guess that i don t feel that bad then.. it is like someone with bpd splitting and acting badly bc of the pain they experience, could they theoretically ignore the pain and realize it is just an episode and do better? yes they could but like realistically not really otherwise they wouldn t be bpd if they had control..

u have a weird fetish

speaking of rape nice victim wrists are you the one that was always chasing normie

I think today i stop being gay

I do understand proving a point.
One time when I was a teen my straight friend was saying I was a skinny bitch and talking shit about me eating tiny meals.
So we ended up eating pizza at a local pizza buffet.
I ate 29 slices and he ate 31.
So I lost and earned the title of Skinny Bitch :c
Now I hate competitive eating and proving points.

you mean larping as gay

you’re balls deep in the bottom when he looks you directly in the eyes and calls you dad (not daddy)

what do you do?

I wouldn't be surprised if I flirted with anyone on here, but not to the extent that I was genuinely interested, Anon Babble stalking, or would even remember.
So no.

How do I tell my bf?

Go back to being a cuntboi in ftmg

I keep going sis

I eat him

I've never topped in my life so start going through exit strategies to help me wake from lucid nightmares, I guess?

I grew from dominating women, to dominating men. Having an old, strong bear submit to you is the greatest hunt and fiercest prey.

good that guy was weird are you too skinny to have a booty

you don't have one

married fathers make the best bottoms

Please don't rub my pussyless-ness in my face
Oh yeah

nothing in life beats sending a family man home with a gooped up and gaped out hole

yes they could but like realistically not really otherwise they wouldn t be bpd

yeah i wonder how much of this is my fault, am i doing this? or am i not at fault? i think im at fault, there is no reason to self pity, i got what was coming. but i cant just snap out of it, i wanna feel bad...
wanna drink ourself into stupor tonight?

Usually I cum

I have a small penis. Should I just not disclose what position I am if I wanna be the top? I don't wanna disappoint people

I'll rub my cock in your face if I ever see you whether it's con or not

Guys tell me it's got a good shape and firmness, but no I do not have a bubble butt like some instagram estro femboy.

No one?

he usually says: 'father, please!"

I would pound this ass raw

good ass, nice thighs too. is it pink?

Small dick tops are valid
No methy

fiercest prey.

they are the happiest to bottom...

cnc

oh fuck yeah this shit hot as hell

Sorry, I've been slacking on it, but I won't be back on prep until my appointment in a couple weeks.
But after that you can raw me all you want, daddy :3

I'm at work, and I'm not posting hole.

Who would guess the hunter desires to be hunted.

lol thanks lad, see you then

the hunter desires to be hunted

Describes me

Girth+length? I can make myself cum with my middle finger, so you might be adequate even if small.

Careful. I'll frost your cake.

You're a bottom

I like Italian buttercream

When I want to be.

jedi mindtrick

Strict tops that can dirty talk well and be dominant are unicorns
No offense cdc

Girth is 3 inches. Length is 3 inches. when erect

Why do men that can't reliable orgasm from anal still want to bottom now and then? Do they forget that it doesn't feel good for them?

idk how measure girth tho desu. I'm guessing it's kinda thick

or average thickness i mean.

girth is circumference not diameter 3” wide is wider than a coke can

wrap measuring tape around

It's okay. I'm a power bottom, dom top.

yea self pitying is not a choice, why anyone would choose that, people just use that to invalidate a person s suffering victim blame and show no support, nah, i just drank yesterday

IDK how other bottoms feel, but in a dating scenario I would make accomodations.
Probably keep scrolling if Grindr though.

Yeah I don't have a tape measure.. I'm estimating the girth is like 3-5 inches roughly. I think that's within reason.

Someone said Thai earlier so I started craving.

What spice level is gaygen? I like 4/5, I want it to make me sweat a bit.

Ok thanks. I'll go ahead with it anyway.

No spice at all for me, I'm spicy enough

depends on if the place does torture white people spice levels or normal like a 3 for the former 4-5 for the latter

Yeah. Like 4 out of 5. I don't need to prove anything and I'm not a "hothead". I like spicyness is if it's a part of the flavor or taste of the dish.

I'm a 0/5 sis.

congrats, must be hella smart tho

how can i find a bf as a dysphoric depressed tranny repper

chatgpt.com

if i tell dudes abt being trans and dysphoric they get a shutdown error and i am def not attractive to not matter

luckily chatgpt is made of silicon and not flesh and theyve programmed it to be unctuous which should satisfy your npd too

I wish for the former, my area is very white and it's so hard to talk places into giving you food that's actually spicy.
Yeah, some of the guys in CT get these spicy challenges with like synthetic capsaicin or whatever, I don't want to make myself miserable.
How does a green jalapeno make you feel?

npd

please don t throw words like that around, you are not a therapist, at least i hope not
i am just a normal person looking for love

I take them out of my banh mi sis.

there is literally nothing normal about you though every cell in your body is wrong

I have siracha on my chicken salad sandwiches. I don't think it's spicy. To me it adds a tangy chili flavor and heat. If it stings my tongue and irritates my throat, it's too hot.

Yeah, I like peppers but they can burn. I've accidently gotten peppers in my eye as a kid and thought I was going to go blind. And sometimes I eat a heavy diet of different peppers and everything thing comes out of me burning hot. Like it was crazy; My cum was actually spicy.

That really is 0/5 :x if we were besties I would eat them for you, lil sis.

mild to medium so like a 2 to 3 out of 5.
i want to taste it, but i don't want to be on the floor of the bathroom at 2am hunched over with abdominal cramps because i can't figure out which ends it's coming out of

I wish I could swallow cum

I want you to eat too many peppers and blast spicy cum on my vegan chicken sammies, too bad I'm a twink or whatever.

The duality of bottoms

just pretend it’s mountain dew stuffed crust pizza fatass

but then they're not vegan anymore

i wish i could swallow a gallon of cum

Fuck the shut up

thank you for calling me exceptional, that is sweet

you know we call retard classes exceptional student education in america lol

Making your bottom cook you breakfast in a naked apron

I eat microorganisms, I'm vegan in ways that are practicable, for example I can't remove bacteria from food, met or veggie, without killing the bacteria, but I can not eat a cow.

If that makes sense.

dont bully larry

'Eh..

I hate that I enjoy cooking for people, because I really would prefer you made me do it :c

Make me an eggs benedict sis.

why not

everyone gets a participation trophy and a star at least if not a bunch of them i guess

Well, I've been 'fraid of baldin'
'Cause I've built my life around you
But time makes you balder
Even children get uglier
Ah, take my hair, take it down
Oh, bald my head and turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well, the hairloss will bring it down
And I'm gettin' balder, too

You're in luck, my grandma taught me to bake and cook and her favorite way to make eggs was poached :3

I don't do cuts of meat, though, it's too graphic.

By October I will be skinny bros

Posters on Anon Babble are taking full advantage of the fact you can say Heil Hitler openly on that board now, lmao

Sometimes he gets really said and I'm worried he doesn't have a humiliation kink like the rest of us. So be nice

pain begets pain

will you post your flat tummy then?

wtf you're the perfect bottom sis. do you have a boyfriend?

People don't believe it's me anyway

pain means bread in french :3

I would kill him and thorny and feel no remorse

then write jager or timur on tummy while giving a middle finger

leave thorny out of it. gigi needs its based chud

I don't care enough i like people doubting and wondering
There is plenty of skinny guys in gg without stretch marks though

just because you love aids ridden pedophiles doesn't mean anything to me. I never forgive and i never forget, i would severe his head and keep it as a trophy

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

he doesn't have a humiliation kink

is this why i get replies are you homos jerking your holes to it

do stretch marks give you the ick?

je ne parle pas francais anymore

The more honest and giving I am about myself, the more you guys bully me and try to expose me.

I give one piece of my and you guys try to grab 10 pieces including my soul, the most sacred I have.

You try so hard to silence me but this will never happen.

But the more honest I am the more freedom and power I really have.

I will succeed.

So true sis!

Who are you?

Duh, and you're a homo too for pretending not to know this whole time.

I don't, but I get my prep in a couple weeks and applications will be open.

only if they are on loose droopy skin or a really fat person

I have done things to intentionally hurt people.

I continue to do things to intentionally hurt people.

No one is perfect and I am flawed like any other human on earth.

What’s important is to wake up everyday and grow. To become a better person each mother fucking day.

Doing things to intentionally hurt people is anti-social and there is no cure. Please stay away from me psycho.

i don’t do it for sexual reasons here so it just never entered my mind

no its not true, skinny feels terrible
caloric deficit drives your t into the ground, dumbass

The more weight I lose the less energy I feel, I don't know why

Cope harder fatty

i have a sixpack

ok I'm on the waitlist. thanks sis

So think about it like this.
You are a troll, it doesn't matter what people say to you because you're just playing with discourse, not actually concerned for it's state.
But you're on Anon Babble and everyone else feels that way, too.
So to go do that in a gay space and have reciprocating exchanges constantly means you are either not introspective and never interrogate your own actions, even when you aren't shit posting.
Or, and this is much more likely, you were willfully ignorant the whole time, because you're a repressed fag.

Not really

Tomorrow I'm supposed to meet the burn top but I have doubts now

i have bpd of course i’m not introspective, sometimes my punching bag isn’t enough so i come here to yell at the homogays

you were serious about the burn for a $1 thing?
wtf

$5

below market rate even in snow nigeria

pricy burn ho

please don't do that
it's incredibly demeaning

That's why it's hot
The money is secondary

I have a collection of zigger ash trays to stamp out my marboros already

might as well be smoking a virginia slim faggot

You wish

holy shit, delta, you are slow

the thrill will wear off love
then you'll just be burnt

Oh no, now you're gonna get a vocaroo

for not wanting someone to hurt themself?

lol
You worried about me?

you should smoke my cock
im from Sacramento i have 11/10 femboy ashtray from Muscovy in my bedroom rn

And my cock is very huge

I worry about everyone

even if i had that inclination there isn’t enough of it to suck is that why you go for small guys exclusively? so your cock looks normal sized?

he is a delulu fuckup, he only shits on the internet

Its not a 1 time thing

okay i’m done you can go back to chatting

You have tiny babushka clit dick, i spit on it with cum you're so humiliated and cucked

hej hej!

Silence hole

What's up?

I got embarrassingly drunk yesterday :( need to stop drinking so much
nothing much just getting high and eating pizza atm. you?

I miss getting drunk
Im picking violet petals. Its turning my fingers purple

hvilken farge har rasshølet ditt?

I need to stop getting drunk

I'm getting high

lol

showering after a hard day of doing nothing

put a finger in my ass

touch my prostate

instant raging erection hard as rock

keep prodding it

no orgasm

give up and have a wank anyway

spend the next 4 hours farting like crazy

what is this bullshit

marabou :DD
theyre not the same!
many such cases

fonny guy

First of all, if you were a real bottom you would take gasx with meals.
Secondly, skill issue, I can reliably cum in under 10 minutes of fingering.

hot

i am no bottom, i was just curious
and now i've got me arse blowing like a fucken mare in heat

You let air into your hole. What did you expect sis?

p-curious tops

Feeling depressed and unmotivated
want to play games to distract but can't focus enough
just laying in bed rotting
FUCK

I laughed irl.

troons not welcome in this death cult

Not a troon

Do you like Runey?

IDK what that is but it looks like underrail
Been playing Clara obscur, mh4u/3u, rune factory 4, and trying animal crossing lately

Old school runescape, I'm kind of goated on the sticks at it, but it isn't very gay friendly :c

nick mullen is the ideal bottom

my cat died
i miss her
i put my buddhist necklace around her as she died so buddha would spare her from avici

I kinda miss the late 90s

cause every time with touch i get this feeling

Americans can’t fathom eurodance