/gaygen/ fabulu edition

no, jagerlane. dont hurt yourself, plz

being an android user is such a red flag

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That looks delicious man, what is it?
Maybe look into therapy
Such a thin pretty arm, jeez just your arm made me horny lol

most irl gays are normies that engage in casual sex all the time

the overwhelming majority of them use dating apps to hook up and nothing else

the men in my country are all super masc and definitely not my type

in the closet out of boredom, if i came out i'd get attention from the aforementioned gigamascs

all the cute boys i see irl are straight

cant afford LDR with people from the other side of the planet because i dont wanna be catfished

Maybe I was never meant to be born and still be alive so many years later.
Anomalies are not tolerated, and will be rectified.

oh no a woman won't date me

i would never date someone that i can't imessage or facetime with

Chicken pot pie filling... chicken thigh, carrot, and peas, shouldve got mushrooms too

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you sound like a balkan ngl

kys

tfw lift 4.5kg dumbbells every day

arms are starting to gain definition

tfw short and somewhat light (164cm, 65kg)

Are y'all attracted to short, buff guys?

i’m asexual

164 cm

what is that in feet and inches?

~5'4", ~143lbs

don't care as long as you want a meaningful longterm relationship (preferably marriage) and cuddle with me all the time

ok. then dont let someone burn you plz

have you at least haggled you way up to an amount that can purchase something

It is only cigarettes burns, my friend
How are you?

just stick with piss. cigarette burns will scar you :3

It doesn't matter what I am or sound like.
It never did, and it certainly doesn't matter now.

lol

yum I bet your place smells divine rn

sick burns bro you're going to look like a polka dotted molest doll

it will be my arm, it's OK

no its NOT

should be your bubble butt and spell out 'HAWT'

Why?

Are y'all attracted to short, buff guys?

yes because they make perfect power bottoms
submissive skinny/toned top x dom muscular power bottom is perfection

because you're destroying your body for a cheap sexual thrill

wow I didn't know Joey Fingers was such a savvy cook

weirdo fr

I'm worried that my bf is going to find out that I'm gay. He's being acting suspicious lately, I think he might be on to me.

oh okay

I worry about mine too. But if he finds my closet shrine, I have a back up plan, some chloroform and handcuffs.

Creative today, are we?

He made this face where he raised his eyebrow a little when i was eating his ass, I think he knows!
I'll dig the hole sis
Lil bit

Everyone sort of has an obligation when there are no gays, you make some.

Youtube Playback Speed selector was the greatest technology ever invented to help northerners understand southerners. If you double the speed to 2x, its almost fast enough to hold your attention long enough to remember you are listening to someone talking. Otherwise you will be asleep by the time they get to the end of a sentence.

Hellooo

It's an invaluable resource when you're trying to learn a complicated piece of music from watching a musician play it on youtube.

you typed that bullshit story just to crap on southerners lol. not clever at all, sisbro

less talk, more breeding

picked up a couple techniques cooking in the pen yk

salome extravaganza STUNS in new detrans photo

>/mtfg/

red scare orbiters

It was schiza tier

when they detrans they end up looking like a lesbian, which may have been the goal all along.