0-2 -> argentines
3-5 -> brazilians
6-8 -> canadians
9/dubs -> mexicans
two zeros -> loser
/gaygen/ roll for the pole and hole edition
rollin
poutine cocks for you. how do you feel, anon?
is it normal to get so angry you want to kill yourself when you open grindr or a dating app
his hole is probably an attractive color and he is built like a male cocksleeve so pretty happy
Jager feed me cheesecake and rub my belly
What about it is making you angry?
Can I see please?
It is from a bakery hours away in a different state.
Twink texted and said he can't meetup now maybe later this week. Flakes and ghosts stop trying to date. It's not for you.
I will not share japcake
I know all the bottoms are sluts and I am afraid all the tops are better than me
Maybe you're just ugly
doesn't matter which one i get, they're all hot
You just going to eat it in front of me while my stomach growls hungry?
Lol that all? I too get angry and frustrated but it's because most guys on my grid are doing absolutely nothing to try to better their looks, fat, ugly, closeted "straight" bottoms, the whole thing is a dumpster fire. Need pretty irish boyfriend delivered from Amazon
I'm def not ugly
you sound like the exact kind of whiny faggot that makes me want to kill myself
All these mutts are half-white sis.
Im Irish and yes
maybe dating isn't for you. you sound nasty
All hot, you can't lose
thinking about smoking buttholes again
Oh well Irish can't cook anyway, they just eat potatoes and fried shoes like cheeza, and then get drunk. Irish and Polish are very similar.
smoking chinese out of a weed’s butthole
been in happy relationships before, you just sound like a massive whore
tops can't be whores, you lose
reminder that methy is a gay "top", meaning he is known to seek tranny dicks to gobble, which is even lower than gobbling gay dick
So since this night is a wash, I'm going to go cycling so it sucks less. Remember that if you feel angry and frustrated for no reason, you're probably not getting enough exercise like sour girl anon and you need to go get some fresh air and exercise. Ok
What's up with his ears?
Never had a baked potato?
joe biden got cancer because dr. jill put him on total cum denial
someone posts his selfie here
he looks like he is dying of late stage GRIDS
yuck
it’s from getting hit in the ears a lot
he also has a prosthetic eye
He's cute but I hate piercings so much
Oof
Is this straight man asking for it?
He's starting to look like a french pastry, like he was deep fried in butter.
Never had a baked potato?
Lol cheeky
that is cultural appropriation
CoCk
protip: if you want a better selfie then zoom the image by 200%2.0
rolling for bottom right mex.
I lost 17 pounds and look a lot better
time to lose 20 more
please be nice
he's cancelled till a pic of him bottoming is released
disgusting heterosexual filth
need a hubby who will mindbreak me until i am nothing but his obedient malewife
no idea how to do this
unfortunately, he was made to top
stop being heterophobic
Good job when you look like picrel I'll marry you and take you to Spain
no idea why fags are obsessed with either underage guys or straggots
you're gay, not retarded
come on sis.
you lack basic common sense sis
what were college freshmen boys with big cute smiles made for :3
we have thousands of men pretending to be women on this board so they can jack off in the Ladies shitter, and this is what's bothering you? get a life retard. no lives matter until my life matters most.
Right was made to sit on my lap while i kiss his neck
Starting to think I’m not actually bi just a porn addict
what about his black friend? :D
I didn't even see him or want to, god this guy is hot. Imagine shower time after the track meet, I need to try out for college sports asap
I had a coworker identical to the argentinian in the pic
please be inclusive, it’s 2025. you gotta include the black friend
Maybe you're a straight man with a big plan
Ok he can be our butler.
tfw no nordic bf to share our blue eyes, pale skin, blonde hair, and undying faith for the allföðr
Why are boomers so cocky around younger guys like we even care about them? It's lame
the negro is cute and i need gg to see that
This is what I don't like about americans. They try too hard to push these racial quotas. Like you're literally doing the jews job for him.
nigga heil odin
it’s because blacks are based
NHO
turning 30 soon
what will you do?
Only if he shaves and looks young
He must also moan like a girl, I don't wanna hear masculine voice when I'm fucking, kills the boner
was poppin
cry and die,
You do you i don't have to agree with you
lol hbd Tex is not that bad you have cool fucking hair
it can't be that bad
absolutely
kiss and cuddle? absolutely
I read that book the movie with Alexander Skarsgard and Harry Melling is based on and it made me nauseated
It's literally just some guy reflecting back on getting groomed as an 18 year old into an abusive BDSM relationship by an older man, and construing it as a "love story"
Brazilians?
She never responds if you say something nice to her only if you neg her. In fact she just leaves lol it's so sad.
hot
bottoms love that shit
Bad! Bad gay!
Out!
uh oh someone’s obsessive rambling again
bottoms never learn sis
Who is it I'm not paying enough attention
have you ever worn panties and be honest
Got blocked on sniffies just as I thought I found a guy
Lifted weights nude and got a huge throbbing boner and had to jack off. Le sigh
Why did she block you, did you say you wanted to eat his toenails or something
No. I sent a dick pic when he asked for a photo. Maybe he wanted ass or didn't like my bedsheets lol
Jfc everyone here is so pissy
Good boy. You deserve a treat today.
Lmao that's funny. You found the one romantic on the gay dating app who wanted to get to know you first before you saw your weinage
bottoms don't know they self-worth
just thongs
thank you for your participation
WHO are you talking about god damn I can't deal with this subtweeting
Live your myth in California
Ye
your ass is insane but i would still just kiss and cuddle
for some reason, this guy is so hot to me
i imagine he would be very gentle but also pound hard and say naughty things in a deep daddy voice, i would instantly come if he called me a good boy
thanks for sharing
i wanna be groomed into becoming a submissive malewife for a hot daddy
Not him but honestly making out and cuddling sounds great
you’re on the right track
somehow managed to gain 6 pounds today
I really hope its just my scale being wrong/broken
Someone made a lot of poopsies :3
Zzz...
He's as flaming as rainbow birthday cake frappuchino
big spoon or little
um whatever you want
h-how tall are you anyway...
bottom (derogatory)
im getting a glam metal haircut tomorrow :3
Someone make a vocaroo saying good boy while doing 100 pushups.
You just reminded me I need to make a barber appointment
Sweet bring this look back in style.
i prefer little so you can squeeze my butt
perfect
Idk if the bussy wet or if he cryin n shit lmao
pull up to my bumper baby
None of the guys itt can do 100 pushups
roll
Post chest
rolling for argie/mexico
is staring, smiling, making eye contact and pressing lips enough to pull a boyfriend
hot
need you to call me a good boy in a deep husky voice hnggghhh
If you're really hot yeah
FUCK ME DEAD
Aussie! where are from then Bruce
that's the bare minimum for a bottom sis
yawn you sound scared to post your post op scars
yawning is a sign of obesity and sedentary lifestyle. take care.
throat sounds
Back in my day, you could step to the left. Sometimes you could slide to the right. And occasionally if they were willing and we connected, we could take it back now y'all.
this is so boring. why are gays only good at gossiping and backbiting
emo let's burn rocks and sherm together I'm bored of these loserZ
idrlabs.com
/gg/ how menthol are you?
any gay movies that i can watch (aka pirate) for free? is pillion released?
West side story is on YouTube. Settle down.
I want chicken cutlets but no breadcrumbs. Is it over for me
rip my hole to pieces
I will report back later
I want you to wear a pink wig for my birthday. Will you do it for me?
idk im kinda too lazy for 105 questions sorry
Can I see please?
Sure! I will take a photo of her and post it here later if that's okay. :)
It is from a bakery hours away in a different state.
Oh gosh that's a long way to go for cheesecake!
I don't want to kill myself but I'm afraid I'm going to before I meet my husband
i have autism my bad
Waow
i was thinking about it earlier today, driving to a bridge and jumping off. i've caused people a lot of pain and it's hard to live with the guilt
my therapist thinks im audhd
when i got diagnosed i was in hardcore denial cus i thought i was normal and that i didnt act like the autistic people i knew
I'm sorry. I feel so disgusting and unlovable that I don't think anyone will ever want me, I just heard a song and burst out crying
well im a hot mess so lol
THIS IS MY LAST REPORT
you ever feel like you're not quite yourself lately
I've felt that way since i was born
Me too
I cried today
I'm sorry you're not feeling well
Like how?
Do you want to talk about it? What's causing you guilt?
Rip my hole into pieces, this is my ass reborn / Suffocation, no breathing / Don't give a fuck if I cut my ass breeding
Please don't do it if you're someone i like.
If you're beagle, santino, thorny or Larry - JUMP
I've cried so much this week I just feel like I'll never fit in anywhere or find anyone who will love me and it hurts so much
Same here :(
I love you, though, Anon <3
lmao
not really
i dont use a trip
Are you squeaky? I love squeaky until the end of time.
i'm going to pirate it and you won't stop me
Lol it's already free tho lmao
link?
well i've been pretty dysfunctional for the past 8 years so there isnt much there to begin with
Okay, try not to stress too much <3
If you change your mind I'd like to listen
Westsidestory.org
Oh man this quinoa tastes so good
Oh I like quinoa. What's in it? :)
a ragu sauce i made out of sassy bottoms, and pecorino romano
you don't love me, you don't even know me
I just rimmed a bears dirty musky ass
i want a husband who will hold me in his strong arms and caress my hair :3
I'm too addicted
yummers
Oh that does sound good!
Would you like to tell me about yourself?
Yum!
id rather have the bears ass
I only haved the cheesecake from 1 place, I wonder if they all are just as good
I'm going to try another place this weekend
And I'm going to try Basque cheesecake
Omg I really can't get enough
You're going to get fat again lol