Did you know seals have blubber - a thick layer of fat beneath the skin - that helps with insulation, flotation, and reserve fuel?
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/gaygen/ - Seal edition
I fucking hate seals.
I hope they all get their livers ripped out by orcas.
That's good! I'm okay too. I helped my mom take her dog to the vet and we got coffee. :)
did you know its been 61 days since you were asked to produce one timestamped pic?
Is the dog OK?
Yes, he's okay! It's just a health check for his insurance.
i like seals but seeing them get bodied by orcas never gets old
youtu.be
They're so cute :3 I get a lot of seal reels
Yes!
Blowjobs
Things are very good and it feels suspicious
I'm happy that you're doing well, Jager!
That feeling when you finally drink water after you've been busy all day and kind of forgot to drink any.
Omg yeah, and then it's so refreshing
that feeling when you stretch your shoulders out after sitting at a computer all day
Dated two times with this cuban immigrant, a pretty handsome twink, but we didn't quite click so I stopped messaging and it fell flat like that. Now two or three months later he asks me if he can come to my house to watch a movie.
Is he gonna robb me? He suddenly texts me all day and said he likes my way of being (i'm as boring as seeing paint dry). I already say yes since he's nice but i'm fucking nervous.
if he's not gonna kill me or something, then wtf is wrong with gays?
(I ask here because i'm a closteded homo and have no one to ask, sorry for the blogpost)
Tom edition
I'm afraid of it leaving
Doing a bridge and cracking your whole spine while showing tum like a slut after a day of work at a desk.
What leaving? <.<
My love
need a husband who will hold me, caress me and call me a good boy after breeding my tight virgin hole :3
is a bottom still "pure" to you if you are his only experience? the only dick that has stretched his hole and creamed his insides? or does the novelty wear off after the first time
how am i not fucking dead yet day 4
all the star spammers are here
Oops
Let’s play a little game. What comes next?
Your bf?
I don't get it (@_@)
I have all kinds of ways to play and experiment with your holes sis. Trust me I'm a creative person.
how many eggs can you keep inside your hole? science wants to know.
Oscar worthy, I wish I could do accents
Da
I NEED A BOYFRIEND
RIGHT NOW
MOTHERFUCKER
Eggs shouldn't go in there, they are sharp if they break
dan's BWC pounding my bussy mercilessly as he shouts slurs and grunts in his husky daddy voice
Hahaha I love it! *claps*
they're boiled eggs sis
What needs to be done to figure it out?
are you a racist with a colonization fetish?
From what species? I could probably fit a few thousand salmon roe up there.
Are you not close to each other?
you have to eat all the eggs you drop out your hole
no i dont mind what you are as long as we can cuddle and share our life together
you STUPID NIGGER
delta's strong arms holding me while i lay my head on his hairy chest and play with his chubby hairy tummy :3
Gn
it’s word association, each word goes with the next. it was “sensitive”. what comes next?
"quedrás"
Querrás*
Also as a spanish speaker that barely makes any sense at all:
the boneless, where is at?
(because even if you don't see it, you will want to feel it)
your turn, bone boy
???
We are extremely close
When things are very good in my life I think they will abruptly be ripped away
what comes next?
"sexoooo"
specifically with him
that sounds great
i have never cuddled, or done anything for that matter, but i wanna cuddle and snuggle with my future hubby
i wanna share hobbies and interests, i wanna satisfy him any way he wants, and i wanna take care of him
I'm not an aristocrat sis. Chicken eggs are already a luxury as is sis.
Goodnight!
Whaaat
Is the next one subject?
Aww maybe it's just stress and anxiety?
same bro
same....
Softly?
ahead time
Shouldn't there be an 'of'
Yeah that part confused me :/
salmon roe is dirt cheap compared to sturgeon roe (caviar)
Ok that’s it. Game over.
subject
That makes sense
I'm getting mixed up
I'm glad you liked it. You just have to practice accents, I'm not very good either
softly
that doesn’t even make sense. it’s stomach
ohhh that's a shame, now you get to punish me for getting it wrong!
btw what was it fr?
i love seals they’re nice anon please dont bring them to this bad website
TRVKE
Guy asked me if I knew where to score fetty while i was taking the pic lol
how old is delta and where does he live? has he posted his pics before? is he a top, bottom, or vers?
Hehe I think you're smart.
Don't worry Anon! They're nice and safe in the coastal waters.
I was thinking word related rather than what would follow it
I'm tired
33
Bong island
In the olden days
Top
G'night
top
lol
post your hairy chest and chubby tummy please
please call me a good boy in your deep husky daddy voice
gays have horrendous music taste so I shouldn't be asking this, but what's you favorite song from "the smiths"?
hngggg i am leaking so much
i wanna be a good boy to you, daddy
when the bottom says it's 'his turn'
how do you explain it to them nicely, so that they understand?
god so fucking good
thank you daddy
how old are you?
We're at Taco Bell children's. What do you want?
One nachos bell grande pleeeeease ^u^
good boys always finish last
I'll give you my shirt and socks for a chicken chalupas supreme.
squeak
That's it? You don't want a limeade baja blaster? Daddy's buying
Done
explain what?
a floppy taco party pack
i want daddy to lock my smol cock in a sissy cage and blue ball me for weeks
i want to satisfy daddy with my tight virgin hole
i want to be a good boy to daddy and drink his daddy milk every day
good boys don't waste a drop of daddy's tasty milk
daddy doesn't reward bratty boys with tendies and pop.
Wanna travel to the us so I can visit taco bell
let him have his turn!!
as a top: i feel like i'm gonna completely loose it any time soon
Am I going to burn in hell for killing puppies with hairbrushes
Hell doesn't exist but i'm gonna burn you alive if you do that
Yes hehe
And ohh I've never had one before but I'd like to try it!
yes daddy
i want to be rewarded with your daddy milk :3
why?
i don't talk about feelings i'm a top sorry
need cuddles >.<!!!
need to be cuddled by daddy after he breeds me
i want to be held in daddy's strong arms
shut up, i'm not like you
I imagine cuddling is the best feeling in the world (*´ω｀*)
I want to get raped by a pack of wild furries
Aaaa I did squats and crunches and pushups and I'm so exhausted
Come along with me and the butterflies and bees we can wander through the forest and do so as we please
best i can do is a pack of fursuiters on drugs at a convention hotel
the devil bites dirty
forgot to buy duck eggs at the store i was gonna make carbonara with them oh well
if you are over 30, are you looking for hookups or find someone who will marry you?
need me a man who can juggle knives fr
x.com
nice dické
i am 32 years old
do i daddymaxx or do i work hard to return to twinkmaxx?
daddymax
nobody should ever twinkmaxx in the first place
kill all twinks
but i want a twinkbottom hubby....
not the witcher medallion lmao
I want a lifelong relationship <3
Should I start wearing a medallion to channel my autistic powers somewhere
when you play a good video game in your dream that doesn't actually exist that's the WOOOORST
Seal edition
then daddymax
i don't speak for all bottoms since so many of them like to chase trashy jerks (usually "straight" tops) who will use and throw them, but for me, mature daddy types are the best
especially if they aren't obsessed with sex and like to cuddle and be affectionate
I'm a virgin
H-hot
Is being a "masc daddy" something you're born with or is it just an affectation
everything gay men do is an affectation
Like all personal preferences, you don't know why you are that way, you just are. Which means it's an inate character trait you're born with. Some very fem bottoms will tire of bottoming, and want to play the masc daddy role like santino or dan, and that's fine because gays have no standards and will let a fem bottom top them.
I can't do chasergen anymore. Too fake and slimy. Guys pretending to be girls looking guy gay guys pretending to be straight guys.
meet twink bottom on grindr
meet up
she's a woman with a vagina and a beard
seriously, how does this keep happening to me?
thoughts on ~30 year old virgins?
weird? or do you like that?
especially if they aren't obsessed with sex and like to cuddle and be affectionate
thats basically me
okay then
I'm looking for hookups sis.
I will invent a fucking car that sucks your dick. No place in the universe is gay or have sex for real. I left the world. I left the world.
I ejaculated 4 times in 2 hours
I feel like you are my subconscious. I've wanted to fuck cars before, have you ever seen the ass on a 1958 Cadillac?
Tranny porn again?
stop compulsively masturbating
I don’t know but tail fins are sex.
Feet
3 times to cis women
1 time to trans
Cars were so beautiful back then, with little details like ornate hood ornaments and interior that made you want to fall asleep, big comfy bench seats. It's supposed to be boomer to admit you like these, but they look so much more American than new cars if that makes sense.
my feet stink
If I had a femboyfriend I wouldn’t need to masturbate anymore
It’s absolutely incredible how many men describe themselves as a “puppygirl” on the internet. It would have been impossible to predict such a thing even just twenty years ago.
Oh man. Maybe you need a cis gf
Decline of western civ
Yeah a car like that is so cool. I love the white walls.
I guess I’ll try nofap again
That's the dream. But in reality femboys are ultra rare, and are desired by everyone, cis guys, girls, trannies, their teachers.
did u mean to quote that post or
the internet has created a space where the deepest darkest desires of men can be seen without violent heteronormative correction.
My great uncle left me a car like picrel when he died, and i was supposed to get it when I turned 16 but my dad sold it. I still don't know what the story on that was. Anyway I'd like to own a classic car one day, the Impala was so comfy to ride in like you were floating and the seats were soft beds that seemed huge to me.
ya but ive thought better now and retract my post
this dude looks eerily similar to my childhood friend. genuinely thought it was him for a sec
im 25 & the latter. i haven't even had sex with many dudes but it just feels shallow? i really don't get ppl who become whores
okay
youtu.be
WE'LL LEAD EM THROUGH THE DEAD OF WAR WE'LL LEAD EM TO THE GAS CHAMBER xD
Two by two
Lord we'll take 'em two by two
We'll lead 'em to the bedroom floor
We'll lead 'em in the dead of morning
Two by two
Lord we'll take 'em two by two
We'll lead 'em through the pouring rain
We'll lead 'em to the gas chamber
But not me
I'm gonna crawl
I'm gonna crawl
Back to the sea
have fucking horrible insomnia
get a bf
insomnia goes away
break up
insomnia comes back
why. my brain wont fucking relax i cant turn it off
Actually If you think about it being a puppy girl is the most privileged things you can do do you believe a puppy girl works unless it's a whore I dont think they're mentally fit enough so it's like a big flex theyre basically welfare queens
Have you tried melatonin? It'll make you eepy. I've had horrible insomnia too, and melatonin helps.
Thanks Virgil
I take two melatonin every day but it hasn't turned me black yet
sounds like a classic case of depression sis.
its not depression its moreso anxiety and self hatred. i ruminate constantly
Lol i want to pinch your cheeks, all 4 of them
melatonin gives me shitty sleep for some reason. it also just doesnt really work for me
I'm a monkey boy
Hopefully not a macaque or I'll have to beat you to death
cutie boi
I'm going to get a onesie and wear it all the time it's going to be the only thing I wear I'm going to get three and fully commit to my autistic lifestyle I'm going to gain weight and play pokemon until I die yes I am vaccinated
Why does God make some of us autistic
shower and then bed what a day de lids, what a day
FOR TOPS ONLY
youtube.com
gaydead bottom speaking absolute nonsense
tops are all soulless cretins who just want a hole to fuck and a slave to do their chores
I’d like to own a classic or otherwise cool car some day too. Doubt it’s likely soon however.
I want someone to love, but they're worthy of it meaning not a slut, not someone I have to worry about cheating on me, where does this exist in the gay community? It seems like just a string of short lived hookups. And cheating is 'hot' as is every kind of bullshit sexual behavior if it helps your gets off. Being gay is like a lifetime of unrequited love and fantasy that I'll never have. People see me as someone to use for a while.