Cishet men have very little experience with anal sex

No, it's just nice to get up, pee and immediately have sex before the day has even started or to have sex as part of a long, lazy morning in bed. Women like it too. I had an ex who thought morning sex was really intimate for some reason.

morning is for frotting and trading head if your bottom dysphoria allows it

OK so I'm ngl even lie. If the fact that you can't fuck someone the first moment you wake up is stopping you from pursuing potential relationships with beautiful people who's ready to offer you love and care then you probably shouldn't bother even if they could fuck in the morning.

there’s a difference between preferring and requiring; flat out rejecting people for something like that is like lowkey unthinkable for me… maybe i’m just not super sex focused

something being “nice” for being your reason for not dating a whole group of people is crazy

There's literally dozens of ways to be intimate with a trans woman other than just anal sex ffs

It's just something that's really nice. Wouldn't want to give it up. Cis women vastly outnumber gay/bi men and trans women so it's not like this is some obscure thing I have to go out of my way to do lol

you can have like that preference but also i will call you a gooner for it, both of these are valid

flat out rejecting people for something like that is like lowkey unthinkable for me

Probably because you're not used to dating cisgender women. It wouldn't stop me from pursuing a relationship with a trans woman, but it's a real negative I have to think about. Sexual compatability is important.
Penetrative sex is especially intimate to me, sorry. I don't think that's unusual.

lol sure, although it doesn't make much sense cuz it results in me jerking a lot less

uh i guess so cause im straight, but yeah it just seems a bit weird 2 me
goon cope, keeping gooning GOONCEL…

Imagine rejecting a beautiful woman just because you can't stick your dick in her first thing in the morning instead of just frotting with her when you wake up. Men don't deserve women

i have a feeling most men don't know much about intimacy, straight or not

Men literally think with their dicks what do you expect

t. shocked that having sex in the morning is an important and common way for cis straight couples to be intimate

it's pretty much a human thing to be slightly horny in the morning

have you never heard a BLOWJOB

I want to give a blowjob to my hypothetical tgf

ugh men don't understand intimacy they think with their dicks

morning sex must just be for the man to get off!

Unserious.

as long as you’re not gay about, why not

ermmmm making my boyfriend happy would make me happy sorry im not a selfish lover

You're a national treasure

piv is enough for women to get off

Men are literally just stupid aren't they?

there’s like a list of requirements, simple rules for success
1. you HAVE to pin me down and force me into it
2. you will have to bully me when i tell you to stop
3. when i cum, if you it’s in your mouth, you HAVE TO spit it in my mouth and then slap me (cuddle and whatever after)

Anal sex is so gross. how anyone is satisfied with it is beyond my mind.

I would never let my bf blow me desu. I let him touch it and we frot and but never his mouth.

Sex isn't just about cumming lmao. So much for me being the one who can't understand intimacy. If you're so confident, go ask one of your cis women friends if they wouldn't be disappointed if they could never have morning sex with their boyfriend again. The response here had been very fembrained, but you guys are coming off delusional and defensive to anyone who's been in a straight relationship between two cis people. You're coping because it's an aspect of cis sexuality that's unavailable to you until you have srs. Just admit that it makes you sad instead of all the name calling.

you're the one demanding that "morning sex" only counts if it's penetrative

Thank you Mr. Cishetman for teaching us useless women how our bodies work, thank you so much

If you guys can't admit this is just a bdd triggering topic, I'm going to stop responding. You have no idea how insane it sounds to act like it's anything else.

uh i think it’s valid to want morning sex in some form but i think it’s a bit silly (especially as a bisexual man as you are (if ur the original poster person)) to act like PIV is the only form of that

You're the one obsessed with one very specific sexual act, not us. Do you think homosexual women and men don't have "real" intimacy and morning sex just because they don't have piv sex? You're being extremely weird

bdd triggering topic

Go jerk off or something

Go jerk off

Nooo he can't he can only cum if it's piv, don't bully him :(

you mean like asmr with headphones?

wahhh muh bdd muh triggers

no way you're trying to pull this twitter bullshit on Anon Babble. fuck off lol

trvke. learn how to suck dick or something, penetrative sex isn't the only form of sex

Trannies are triggered every day here nowadays

muh body dysphoria

also i cooked here sorry

This is quite the thread. I really want SRS, but gosh I hope to never date a guy so entitled that he MUST have morning sex or he doesn't want it at all T_T What a fuckin guy

fetishist hands wrote this post

it’s over they calling me a fetishist

i just don't get the big deal
gooner this, fetishist that
i'm a literal hypersexual i'm hard 80% of the day and i don't give a fuck if we do or don't have sex in the morning or what form that sex takes it is just not this big a deal i'd be happy with some cuddling
you're all fucked

Realistically, you either have a healthy long term relationship with someone who actually appreciates you as a person and not as just a fetishy sex toyo
Or you keep your penis

It wouldn't be an issue if trannies didn't constantly shoot down the sexual preferences of guys as fetishism

Straights are nasty, they meme about poopholes and whatnot, but I've talked to women who do anal with their bfs/husbands and waaaaaaaaaaay too many of them just rawdog it with no prep, literally. They just kneed the clay, stick it right in the fucking mud. Meanwhile fags and trannies adjust the diet, take psyllium husk, etc. Straggots confuse me so much sometimes.

Do people really have to clean that much? what’s up with your diets? Ex gf used to fuck my ass without cleaning, and the only time brown came out was when she insisted on fucking even though I was tummy sick, and it was like, a fleck of shit at most (still disgusting). As long as you use a rubber just in case and don’t fuck when you have to shit, and your diet isn’t pure slop, morning sex is totally real

Goodness that is a difficult question, though does he *really* love me as a person if he can’t have a quickie in the morning when I'm half conscious?

You give and he gives back
That's how it works

you will never be an american

Can't have morning sex

That isn't exactly true. Bottom prep is easiest in the morning, what you can't do is roll over on an unsuspecting bottom and expect to have penetrative sex.

Ask your cisf friends if they would be fine never having morning sex

I think if you framed the questions as medically necessary, like if your boyfriend required a pill to get a boner, and not as a personal restriction you would get a lot more sympathetic responses.

If you like spontaneous morning sex that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you, but making that a hard requirement does make it seem shallow and like it's less about connection and more about the cumming, because obviously there are other ways to connect with your partner and be intimate.

go ask one of your cis women friends if they wouldn't be disappointed if they could never have morning sex with their boyfriend again

The straight couples I know, all >25yo, some are married, have sex like 1-2 times a week. I have sex more often than them.

Lmao babes you are COOKED.

Bet you came from r9k too, huh? <3

Not really; I personally don't have a sex life because I'm a tranny and don't want to be a drag on anyone's life

Oh shut up, faggot.. why's there always gotta be a few of you retards that say this stupid shit?

just fix your diet, then you won't have shit in your asshole

Why would you even say something so fucking stupid?

If you take the diet seriously, you don't have to clean up every time you have sex.
I have a quick clean up (like two times half-filled enema) 2-3 hours before sleep and my butt is still clean on the morning.

Surprise sex is the the stuff cishet men like the most.
Just don't eat shit, eat enough fruits and vegetables and you will be ready to please your guy any time.

I still clean my butt once per day just to be 100% sure, but in 8/10 times it is already clean.

t. tranny in a stable relationship with a cishet guy.

and most guys don't mind a little mud on the road

Checkmate nona. I have a shit fetish.

tranny gf

wants to have sex

lol lmao even

i would have sex with my bf like a WHORE if he wanted it

To keep up with my bfs libido, I boof 400mg progesterone on the morning + take 2 saw palmetto pills (he loves when I leak like a lot)

t. this tranny

fuck i need a boyfriend so fucking bad ITS IVER

i wish yall were real
i only date asexual trannies it seems
or maybe i turn them asexual LMAOO

Someone with actual medical experience here. I have some thoughts. None of this is medical advice:

Overuse of enemas/anal douching can cause disruptions to the gut microbiome. This can have all sorts of deleterious effects on your body, ranging from IBS-like symptoms, malnutrition, even psychological symptoms like depression. More and more research is coming out showing the gut microbiome is far more important than we previously thought.

The terminal end of the large intenstine, where your poop is stored, is made up of several parts. The rectum, the part right behind your anus, is about 5-6 inches long. This cavity should not be storing any poop unless your body is preparing to have a bowel movement. You shouldn't need to worry about cleaning your ass out with an enema every single time you want to have anal sex, unless you are after especially deep penetration (the rectum can stretch a bit so even penises a bit longer than 6 inches can fit inside it).

Getting a bit of poo on your dick is not a big deal. Grow the fuck up. If you don't ever want poo on your dick, why would you put your dick in the hole where poo comes from?

Getting a bit of poo on your dick is not a big deal

ew

Don't go to the circus if you don't want to see clowns. I don't know what to tell you. The anus is where poop comes from.

guys with high testosterone literally dont care

Ask them too boof prog on a daily basis and force them to have sex at least once every day, their libido should adapt in a few weeks/a month.

You may also try generic stuff which all femoids find sexual like choking (but please google how do it correctly), bondage, spanking etc
My bfs chokes me for like 10-20 secs until I almost pass out and it's really euphoric.

t. still the same tranny

you will eventually die from it btw

choking

hot
hot

He knows how to do first aid, so I should be fine. But idea of dying from his hands is very intimidating for some reason.

Any way, you could just do bondage. Force your bottom to the bed, tie his hands from the back and legs. Even if they are complaining, they will be fine in like few moments.

Just remember that bottoms are not regular humans, part of their brain is pre-defined as sex slaves and you just need to start gently pushing these buttons until they turn into your pet.

you will most likely end up a vegetable and he in jail