/gaygen/ ideal boyfrens edition
/gaygen/ ideal boyfrens edition
keep in mind it's swedistan now, not sweden
I hate how much I look like my dad
can I like both bucko and slayer at the same time or I miss choose?
sad :(
ask me what i hate
I think I'm going through another hoe phase...
bucko is a shitty larp, luv
and i hate you
you're not a hoe unless you've lost count of the number of guys you've been with
slayer has never timestamped and frequently gets his larp called out lol like yesterday with the weather or just earlier with his financial and spending claims
thats why hes melting down now he hates when people notice and call his bullshit out
streetfog is nothing but a tranny chasing 40 year old troll with a bruised ego
This ruins my day
Im not really gay cuz I take hormones but man i really want a fkn bf and I would wrap my arms around him and kiss him and melt in his arms
i hoped it would
you pretend like you don't care but you wouldn't have been here posting with a consistent name attached to all of your posts if you didn't want us to like you
Whatever happened to swede?
Then why are you here nigga? Just hide the thread
Yes true, the hate makes me cry every night
if all of /gigi/ could mass sperm donors and have between 500 and 1000 kids each one like that dutch dude, what we could expect the next generations to inherit only based from the /gigi/ genepool?
Muslims happened
What about the weather and his financials?
need a chubby racist nazi husband who will breed my tight virgin bussy everyday
As i said, you pretend like it doesn't right? who really cares about what people think of you but the person that insist on letting everyone know who they are on a mostly anonymous site?
Why are you gay posting on my anime forum
I don't want a boyfriend. I'm a hoe.
No, I’m posting on a gay general and you don’t belong here
I get bad vibes for being here you are bad people.
i wanna be a bad boy for you, daddy
spread joy receive joy
I can tell I'm an empath.
Let's talking about gd's autistic stare lmao
imagine him shitting and getting to taste it damn
Very true
Trip on tex
Unemployed and unfuckable
I know I am babe I'm sorry I let you down.
Very cool of you to stop replying to my criticism as soon as you're too dumb to defend yourself
Tried to claim the weather was too hot for his aryan phenotype when it was only in the 70s where he lies about staying, except the other location that he likely really stays in was in the 90s.
He has no job of any kind and spends his life walking around ranting at his phone, yet claims to spend on guitars frequently and own a truck and a place of his own. Truth is if anything he probably lives off Cali fraudulent disability or goes through what every other desperate tweaker does to support himself. theft from family and strangers and begging whoever he can
I don't feel defensive
it's even more sus he always gets mad about it and runs away to seethe when questioned. it's like he hates when people start realizing the truth of his broke down loser life
i want to be a good boy but there is no one good enough to be good for...
Maybe you should you fishy pooner
we're throwing a party tonight, i'm so nervous i have no idea what to say to anyone. i'll just be standing in the kitchen mixing cosmos and whiskey sours while staring at my feet.
i just found out i’m a hoe :-(
talk about cats
Im eating jagercakes and cuddling with my bf, I can't be mad
I feel like I can't be free... world is too overpopulated...everywhere I go to get silence there's people making noise or some machine making noise or animals making noise... easiest way to make myself go deaf? I don't even want to hear my heartbeat
you cant be a host and then spend all time looking at your feet. you have to work the crowd, luv. its a party and youre the host
Keep in mind it's just a crazy coincidence that we had an anon desperately defending tex just in time for him to arrive minutes later
i want to be a bad boy but there is no one good enough to be bad for...
This general makes my skin crawl
what are you hiding from?
tonight's the night you meet him! are you excited? a hottie will be arriving and notice you and take you back to your bedroom for a make out session...ooh la la...
like a lizard or a snake?
More like a snake
post a selfie lol
I'm a spider sis. Come lay in my web while I rape you.
creepy af. so when your skin is crawling like a snake, are you just standing around with just flesh and bones? dont you get cold?
you first
nothing at all...just want one moment of silence... real silence.. no sound... nothing in my ear... don't think I've ever heard that.. must feel amazing to finally get silence
put earplugs. they work amazingly well
why are you replying anonymously? we know what you look like gd
nothing in my ear
Fucking retard
i'm not him i just want to see what you look like
Can someone give me a quick rundown
don't reply to my posts that are specifically dedicated to one of the cringe namefags if you don't want to be mistaken for one of them
Go in one of those sensory deprivation tanks like Joe Rogan.
Spread cheeks receive love and such
Everyone have the day and night you deserve
And eat Jägercakes
idrc if i get mistaken for him it's not that serious lol
ty sweetie you too
i'd kill myself with that body sorry
Kid and mom move out of a house and forget a blanket.
It's toy story, but woody is a toaster and he wants to return the blanket to the kid, adventures and drama ensue.
As a kid it was in the top of my rotation.
ok then there is one place, a man made room thats called the quietest place on earth. pay a visit there. although you will still bitch about it i bet because it is said that that room is so quiet that you will hear your own heartbeat and blood rushing through your veins
so in that case, i would suggest you to go to space. sound doesnt travel in space. that will be your ultimate silence that youre looking for
I dont remember asking sorry
that's nice dear
its not her anyway
thanks for validating my post
I think I know how to improve myself but it would mean stopping the only things in my life I enjoy :(
not me
the funny part is you thinking anyone cares
anytime babe
do something interesting
It's me, I'm a shapeshifter. When I use to live in a tall building with an elevator when ever the elevator door would open people would act startled to see me like they didn't notice I was there for a few seconds at first and I would just appear in their vision. It still happens a lot. I can't control it.
Explore some interests see if you can replace coping with healthy hobbies.
do it again
Almost made an post on Anon Babble
I'm getting ready to take a power walk to the woods, injured knee or not. The internet is for losers! ¡Jajajeje!
superstitious dumb cunt bitch
must i
you're trying too hard
was this not you? Chop chop, do it again
The little toaster who could
e.t. phone home
fineeee it's a good post dear thank you
why did you cut your guinea pig to pieces
The little autistic stare who's too scared to show the rest of us
blobby is a housebound nigger with zero friends
i cant be friends with a guinea murderer
Good boy, I'll call for you again later. Better be prepared for it as soon as i do
texanon ran over a car once while drunk :/
The little toaster who tried
okkkk
The little jerk who jerked me off
The little toaster
I think the scorpio full moon right before the Gemini new moon in conjunction with Uranus is fucking up everyone's vibes and making them catty
No normal ppl are coming to thread again with you sewer sharts in here. Go hide in discord and wait for newbies to make a mistake by coming here
the little bun in his oven
Why do you hate us were just trying to live our lives we don't like being put into tiny cages and abused for YouTube
why did you disembowel a small creature and post it to Anon Babble
Any normal and interesting people get run out by the jealous trolls ie xanthippe slayer
You're not getting it dude, i hate you. Not whatever you think is "us".
I dislike having to se
wish i knew how to be funny
I was reading it's organs to divine the future which is what they are actually bred for you stupid liberal
You’re funny looking so
Wish I could cum in tex's tummy make him boy pregnant and then he would have to stop drinking for our child's sake.
what did you learn
I kinda wished you'd rope
you wish you were half as funny as me sis.
why? it’s a worthless skill
I found a neato property for sale somewhat nearby:
zillow.com
no one uses rope anymore fag, is it the 1900's? there's much easier ways
I learned something I've sworn to never share in this general
no one asked
I ask genuine questions and people laugh as if I'm making a joke.
Bit pricey that. What development opportunities are there for a river and a forest?
no one uses rope anymore fag
i never stopped babe
Once I squeezed a kitten so hard it shit all over the floor lol
i just ask the wind that kind of stuff you dont gotta kill anything for that
did you think this was funny?
You're fucking loony tunes bruv.
Airhead that doesnt work god requires blood sacrifice
I'd like to squeeze squeak so hard from hugging her that she loves me.
which part of you squeezing a kitten too hard was a funny joke?
No I was a baby
he’s mine
Explain the joke
No one knows who that is except you slayer
tell someone who carws
I don't know why you all assumed me saying I squeezed a kitten was a joke it wasn't meant to be funny it was just kind of a sad story from when I was a baby
My dream bf is a balding 5'0 indian janitor
probably the use of lol. dumbass
because you ended your post with laugh out loud probably
i'm the gayest person on here
Lots of love actually
lots of samefagging schizos here
So?
It’s over 600 acres with a view and timber—not surprising. It’s also a reservoir rather than a river. As far as development goes, I’d just build a house on it and maybe a bit of Ag related stuff—far enough away from neighbors and all their bullshit.
probably
Crazies are out tonight, huh? See y'all in the morning once the freaks have tuckered themselves out
Abusing animals as a kid, ask me who else has that habbit
gored guinea pig
Manslaughtered a puppy
Squeezed a cat
omfg calm down
x.com
I don't abuse animals
not to get personal but did you come from an abusive household?
i dont believe you and i dont believe your name is really mr pancakes either what else are you hiding from us
Is it legal to harvest the timber on that property? I know in California there's all kinds of rules and regulations and bullshit . The property you posted it would make an ideal summer home but probably would be packed in snow during winter
I squeezed a kitten
Once I squeezed a kitten so hard it shit all over the floor lol
Are these not you?
want to be tied up and forced to smell and lick hairy pits
whats in it for me
Have a good one anon. They'll go back to discord soon hopefully.
No one hides as much as slayer
You're using this place wrong
Shiza let me train you. You have nothing to lose except your chins.
this vision comes to me in my mind of a little boy (Mr pancakes) and your dad is making you stand outside in the cold and snow in nothing but your underwear as punishment and he makes you beg to come inside to get warm :/
The little toaster who squeezed out a loaf
what does this have to do with anything im trying to have a chat with my good friend mr pancakes about his secrets
do you watch straight porn and get jealous of the women? or just jealous of women getting attention from guys effortlessly?
looks tranny
That's because your a nonce
You know it was a kitten, why are you trying to rewrite it to be a toaster?
a long time ago I did but that's immature imo
this is the most retarded shit i’ve seen someone type here in a minute being a bottom is mental illness
Rope
i don't remember this story, but my dad used to throw my brother into a dumpster once cause he was misbehaving.
no, your dad was just abusive
why are bottoms so mentally ill? what is the cure?
t. bottom btw
Ask him why he squeezed a cat
The little toaster who had ligma xD
Generally you can harvest the wood on your property. Snow generally isn’t super bad unless you’re a pussy. Granted, the plowing is probably even worse out there and you’d have to do your own on the property.
straight man is talking
this is how i feel when a straight man starts talking sis
He/him
They keep their pink holes nice and smooth for daddy.
why are tops such horrible beings? what is the cure?
t. top btw
hes talking to himself again
Muh dick
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
also applies to bi guys
Once I squeezed a kitten so hard it shit all over the floor lol
bottoms have no male role models. tops can use straight men as role models but bottoms only have women.
stop being retarded
a good dicking makes a bottom's life all rainbows and sunshine
see
fair
you sound really stupid
a good bussy makes a top's life all rainbows and sunshine
I'm horny i can't sleep.
make sure you notice me
Lmao
wish i was there to blow you and swallow your load
the famous mathematician terrence howard said getting fucked in the ass compromises your structural integrity as a male and i think hes on to something
It's kind of funny
squirmy butt :p
Thanks, i think it's kinda funny to bully you too
need a man to degrade and abuse me until i am nothing but his fleshlight
cool beans
i feel like he lives in this world of dissociation because its all he knows
get abused. inflict abuse, end up in abusive relationships, desire abusive sexual scenarios
Smart bottoms are no from me hoss.
smart bottoms i will have sex with you
highly original post sis
Yes and bf is asleep with his hand on my ass.
I can sleep. But I was thinking about jerking off or working out first.
Thank you, senpai!
loser
ball knower
True and real
bottoms must not be allowed out of the house without their top's permission
bottoms must not wear revealing clothing when outside
bottoms must not speak until they are spoken to
bottoms must not speak to other tops
bottoms must wear nothing but a jockstrap inside the house
bottoms must wear nothing but an apron when cooking
bottoms must not resist their top's loving and abusive advances
i'm the smartest top, bottoms could never
At which point is it our fault for not saying anything? at some point this animal abuser is going to graduate to bigger things. I honestly don't feel comfortable just standing by watching it
just start fapping and see if he helps
the dumbest top is smarter than the smartest bottom
t. bottom
gay country with gay sharia when
Have fun dating annoying opinionated smart guys like yourself, don't be surprised if you're asked to top them.
The bar is on the floor
i'd never date a guy who would do that i can sniff them out
I struggle to cum without cock or guys fingers in my ass
I struggle to cum without cock
Thanks for clearing up my question about you being a pooner or not
He was so real for this. These freshies need to get real. They are just tight little twink holes for our older, matured cocks to feast on.
Would you believe me when I tell you
You are the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hit you
Just not the way it seems
Can you feel my love buzz
Can you feel my love buzz
good. struggle and whine until your man wakes up and takes care of your needs.
om bom wov
om vovim bwov
mm vof
mm
tops dont wash they ass
tops dont wash they laundry
tops dont wash they dishes
tops dont wash they car
tops dont wash they mirror
I don't want to wake him.
i guess my viewpoint is if i wanted a dumb hole i would marry a woman
Hiii, how are you?
How do I become appealing to a potential mate?
having a laugh at looking up your posts in the archives F Anon
would he be upset? I would think that he'd be happy if he woke up to find his bf desperate for him,
It's illegal to be a responsible adult man nowadays in the western world. So everyone is acting like toddlers, so they're more easily manipulated.
we bottoms are silly and stupid
we need a top husband to fuck some sense into us
t. bottom
that's what bottoms are for
i want to be an obedient bottom for my future top husband
t. bottom
trvke
i need an older mature top husband who will own my body and soul
t. bottom
can you point to some specific laws enforcing any of this?
You have to seek one out.
He would be turned on, it's not the first time I woke him up to get fucked. But he needs sleep
you need sleep too sis and it sounds like you won't be able to sleep until you get pounded unconscious
cant do anything unless you know him
keep in mind timur is an assigned female at birth pooner
How do I know when I find him?
If I acted with the cruelness and aggression expected of me, racist chuds would suck my cock more than they already do.
waow waow waow
more like assigned fat at birth am i right folks
You just know i guess, you have to meet up with someone and go from there.
I'll be OK
does your groin smell fishy?
Okay <3
I've heard from people that you just know if someone's right but I'm never sure about anything and I have bad social skills.
you already are appealing, you just have to be actively looking for a mate
can we talk about anons thirsting over namefags?
need a racist chuddy nazi husband who will punish me for disobedience by suffocating me in his hairy pits
catch me point a gun straight to my brain as soon as i start glazing trips
What is this garbage in the ads?
im not thirsting over him im just saying i regularly see worse looking people on dating apps
do you view your bottom as the woman of the relationship outside of sex? like when talking about chores or decisions?
And of all of them pasta sauce is one of the least appealing. At least in the current class.
welcome to trump's america. christian nationalism is the next programming under vance so now is when they prime.
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
no I see him as a friend sis.
you already are appealing
was that not you?
you sound jealous and old
"do the dishes"
"wait i have t-"
*SLAP!*
"DO THE FUCKING DISHES! NOW!"
"y-yes, sorry"
saying that someone is appealing enough to land a man isn't exactly a compliment there are guys out here fucking gargamels
ok
and during sex?
I'd love for you to try explain to me how I'd be jealous while anon posting, which name would i want that thirst to go to?
Who repeats more -
Me talking about jagercake, or virgin anon craving abusive husband?
Yeah he's a woman during sex sis.
lmao guys, google "phalloplasty" to see the biggest reason why you don't ever want to interact with pooners
"get me my fucking beer! after that i'm pounding your hole"
"b-but i'm so s-sore from last night!"
"heh that's even better, i love when you cry in pain babe"
"*whimper* o-okay..."
So glad I'm a switch you guys sound crazy
youre too obvious
We’ll send them to McDonalds or something. I ain’t got the time for that bullshit.
no i’ve been cooking and cleaning for myself for most of my life and as for making i’m fine with making them and fine with receiving input if it’s thoughtful
do you abuse his hole with your pole? or is it sensual loving?
You're a bottom
you already are appealing
I am?
you just have to be actively looking for a mate
Yeah I guess so...
I don't mind being the woman of the relationship if that's what he's comfortable with.
Is that me?
Hehe
Did you get the cake you wanted?
Very cool attempt at dodging my question anon, do you wanna try again?
Only if you can keep that attitude with your pants down
i am a bottom and i will do whatever chores my future top husband will tell me to do, and listen to all his decisions
Bottoms can only wash with slow cold water. No food residue should be found. No water droplets after he dries the dishes. He gets spanks if he misses a spot. I will be inspecting the dishes thoroughly after he's done.
yes, i will be thorough, i will not disappoint my hubby
I have not found flavored jagercakes yet, I might take a road trip to Chicago to try
I don't understand
I enjoy doing both sis.
Oh nice! I've always wanted to visit Chicago.
wow
Everyone keep in mind how this fishy girly pop tries to pretend like her pooner accusations don't exist
If you call me a bottom, you have to prove it by fucking me. Otherwise you are just jealous that I have a bigger dick than you.
I hope you're having a good Wednesday.
If not, I hope it gets better soon. <3
There is no switch/vers
must have hit a nerve
I don't want to be in Chicago, my obsession drives me
Are you saying that I'm having sex with ghosts?
When he has his clothes on, he's a friend.
When he's in his underwear, he's a boyfriend.
When he's completely naked, he's a woman.
Yes my friend
Oh I see. Do you like deep dish pizza? Apparently they have a lot of that in Chicago. :)
what kinda underwear?
Yes I do
Today you should go buy a jagercake Marina.
i hope your parents get deported and you are made a ward of the state and fat mean bipoc nurses at the tard farm they stuff you in torment you endlessly
If I fucked you I would turn you into a ghost
I prefer briefs.
I don't take cock from bottoms
What is a jagercake? :o
Why are you mean to me? (〒﹏〒)
Youre doing too much anon, say less but more specific
forced into becoming a malewife to a chubby racist nazi
Nigger heil hitler
my smol cock is leaking just thinking about being abused by my future husband
yes, please pill me on the jews after breeding my tight virgin hole
Sorry i'm not a based pilled nazi or whatever, i just like kany wests new song
Obviously not, it's impossible, as you just demonstrated earlier. Your dick is only for decoration.
hey you were already told to shut the fuck up bud no one cares what you have to say as usual
you're so mad lol
he always is. his life is miserable
andrew wilson destroyed with facts and logic
He’s mad because he thinks you post off trip talking shit about him. it's the same guy that posts the demented vocaroos.
i love the vocaroo guy
I wish ghosts are real.....
boredom is the number one cause of bottom infidelity
me too until heard one about him lusting over women
oh nvm, i don't love him anymore
I can wear a bedsheet
He frequents tranny chasing threads too dropping his discord name Streetfog.
Disgusting
it is the top's job to molest his bottom everytime he gets bored
oh
what a shame
i think he's cute and his voice is great, but i don't want anything to do with bis/straights/chasers
He still thinks people listen to his bullshit
who the fuck are you talking to why do you act like you know the person you are talking to
He does it to cope and feel like he's in control
Bring a knife too
And ectoplasm
Oh I would never do that :c
I only like posting nice things
He's delulu and thinks it’s only one person that hates him itt bc she rejected his advances. If he acts like he knows what he's talking about he can act like it doesn't make him grind what's left of his meth teeth away
Oof rage anon was removed
he dun did it
what even happened? the gen was so tame
This thread is a chaotic, humorous, and emotionally mixed discussion typical of anonymous imageboards, particularly within a queer online subculture context. The original post (QOTT) jokingly asks if someone could fall in love with a guy who is half frog, prompting a series of irreverent, off-topic, and meme-laden replies.
Key themes and moments:
Body and identity talk: A user discusses being a "hairy bottom" and wonders about acceptance in the gay community, receiving tongue-in-cheek but oddly earnest replies.
AI discourse: Some users complain about AI-generated content ("AI slop"), while others defend it as the future.
Dark humor and randomness: References like “kill a horse, ride a cowboy” and “fucking lizard people” show typical absurdist humor.
Closeted identity discussion: Several posts involve users expressing fear or hesitation about coming out, with some advocating waiting until they have a partner.
Social awkwardness and vulnerability: “Texanon” laments messing up a social encounter and feeling embarrassed, prompting both supportive and cynical responses.
Miscellaneous spam and memes: Scattered image posts, jokes in Spanish, and links add to the chaotic, layered tone.
Overall, it’s a blend of meme culture, genuine emotional expression, and the kind of unfiltered banter that typifies anonymous, niche internet communities.
Love ai so much
this makes it sound way cooler than what it was
you just aren't cool babe get your aura checked
New
How do you get ai to evaluate a thread? Do you have to copy paste the entire thread or just provide a link?
It's so easy, just google chat gpt then paste "answer this question for me "full quote of whatever post you're answering" then it'll print it out for you
Sorry people pay me for that kind of prompt engineering
lmao
Let's go to 1000 posts gays
What happened to the new thread?
Hey buddy, no one cares anymore. Time to pack it up and leave
me when i put on my tinfoil hat
take a peek at this retard that fell for the tired old joke of linking a random thread as new
Please don't bully. I cried twice today. I don't have time to get shame-fucked before work today.
Not surprised
snitches gets stitches
Gg seems more hostile this week, is it just 1 new poster?
you have to be new
I been here for almost 2 months
i know you think this was funny, sorry
I've been here for 20 years.
real new:
retarded pooner believes false narrative
not surprised
yikes, i don't know about that