How do we crack this egg?

how do we crack this egg?

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His gf probably fists and pegs him, what else do you wanna do?

MOAR!!!

all my teenage heroes are trooning out

his wife used to peg him but had to stop because it made him incontinent and have IBS

the truth is anon that nobody wants to be a man. everybody wants to be a young looking ethereal being with none of the mountain of responsibilities that are placed on men's shoulders.

I wanted to be an asgard when I grew up

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i want him to admit he's THE RAPED

would be a gigahon optics nightmare please no
also go back

if you live long enough you'll get dream

he isn't a repper, his gf has a sissy fetish and is dom. He's scared to lose her because he has never touched a woman before her, according to his own words on reddit, and from what ethan klein said. He's just getting emasculated for his gf's fetish without having the fetish himself because he's scared. it's sad

his gf has a sissy fetish

His gf is a poon repper?

his gf is a unicorn. there are 1000 anon who would fight to the death to be with her.

Even as someone with a sissy kink i wouldn't touch her

his gf has a sissy fetish and is dom

man found 1 in a million

unfortunately the youtube industrial slop complex has released 2000 videos on him and convinced 20 million young white men that idubbbz is hitler, so we cant take him

praise be the word of asmongold or something

his wife made him miss his best friend's wedding so she could get a back tattoo

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omg, and I though my leash was too tight

if it makes you feel any better they were just caught stealing from charity

Least greedy communist

not a communist

Sorry, "socialist" (commie hiding their power level)

If you think you can have 7 million youtube subs and not countless gf offers, you're extremely fembrained

his wife made him miss his best friend's wedding so she could get a back tattoo

source? i fucking hate the two of them now but that seems too insane to believe

she's trying to get him imprisoned so he'll be the cell block's bitch.

You really think that meek tard tried to fick one of his fangirls? They probably threw themselves at him but he pussied out

gf offers

People that offer themselves to celebrities are not the kind that stay, they just want the upperhand so they can say they managed to get a famous person.

He has the option, that's the point. Choosing not to be a slut doesn't mean you're an incel or anxious freak. Again, very fembrained.

Are you an H3cel?

He has the option, that's the point

And im saying that if you ever watched his content in the past youd knew that he was wayyy to much of a pussy to act out on it (and is probably the same pussy today). The most courageous shit he could ever pull of was to go to a girl and say 'say nigger' on camere

Asmongold is too terrified to go outside but easily found a gf. Idk what type of autism this is to not know clout = easy access no matter how much of a sperg you are.

Are you too retarded to read?

No, I mean I destroyed your point. Being a pussy doesn't mean you can't get a gf when you have countless offers. Chrischan found a gf, many incels have made yt videos describing their lives then get gf's, there's no world where a girl can't drag a guy out of his shell even if he's a hyper-anxious pussy.

there's no world where a girl can't drag a guy out of his shell even if he's a hyper-anxious pussy

yeah that's what his wife did
his wife was the first woman who was forward enough to get him in a relationship, which is why she dominates the relationship

So why would he be "scared to lose her" when he has infinite options

my ex tried doing this at a convention SHE dragged me to. flirted with some famous horror actor (somebody from freddy krueger) and then disappeared over night, then acted surprised when i checked out of the hotel and drove home

I got cucked haha

why did you post this

because that's not how he feels
he thinks if he broke up with his gf he wouldn't have any other options, because he has really low self esteem and is scared of women

interesting schizo theory but after a decade of being married I think he's a bit more confident

he got married in 2021, and he has no confidence because his wife walks all over him, because he has no confidence

yes, i'm an h3 fan. i lost interest in idubbbz's content but didn't start hating him until his awful video

i previously understood the anti-anisa stuff to be deranged right-wing incel puriteens but if she really forced him to skip a wedding to get a tattoo that is very funny

she sounds insane

I mean they've been dating for a decade. As a formerly terminally anxious man my gf has given me infinitely more confidence.

What is supposed to be bad about the video? Kvetching over a hummus tier list does not resonate with any normal person whatsoever lol. Do you also think Hasan is a rabid anti-semite and Israel is based?

sam hyde didn't teach him?

it wasn't supposed to be funny
she had a lot of problems

single mother

had another kid i didn't know about until after we broke up

she didn't have custody, which would've been a huge red flag

a couple of her relatives were drug addicts and one ODed

got super jealous because i was friends with a coworker and they hated each other in HS

but i was young and dumb so what are you gonna do? i looked her up a few months back and she had another couple of kids (seemed like with different dads) and is on her way to white trash

whats fembrained about it
if you were fembrained wouldn't you end up making friends with those girls who approached you

Delusional understanding of how women see men

oh i thought you said ibuddbz was fembrained who couldn't act on his female fans being into him