/chasergen/ Suits edition

I'd bring it back in your soul babe

No one will ever be able to make me top I fear

Qott: I'd wear a suit when going on fancy dates with a big cock tranner, we should both look as distinguished as possible

chasergen has never been worse than it is right now in terms of quality of chasers

chasergen has never been worse than it is right now in terms of quality of trannies

Both statements are correct

Oh no
Aw my feelings are hurt :(

thats true because the good chasers paired off with the good tranners and us non passing hons got left with the bottom of the barrel chasers

Seems like we're made for each other babe

bottom chasers are never going to get a trans gf so why do they even chase? is it just a humiliation kink for them?

why is she your ex?

I think sometimes they do get gfs, I remember hearing success stories

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, only faggots give up

i dont know but they should kill themselves

bruh

Who's the tranny repeating this all the time

I almost got one but it didn't work out for reasons outside my control. I still like them but it's a bit disheartening. Now I have to install grindr or something.

that's how i like it baby. let's wriggle around at the bottom of the barrel together anons

She is impulsive and fearful and stubborn, and this made her do something awful. I don't forgive her, but she can't currently make amends. I have a lot of reasons to think she never will, but unless I somehow find someone who hits all the right notes same as her, I feel like I can't justify not hanging onto the possibility she could.

i hope my ex doesn’t come back here. he can do so much better

low value women can't come to terms with their standing in the sexual marketplace

Has the blackpill literally ever been wrong?

what did she do?

the male mind desperately trying to comprehend a woman not wanting to fuck him

She has BPD. It's probably not hard to guess.

Blackpilled men actually completely understand why women don't want to fuck us. We understand it better than the women do.

did she cheat or threaten to kill herself?

That doesn’t even look dandy though? It’s just a guy in a suit

Little of column A little of column B.

My condolences anon <3

its not hard to be loyal
whats going on.

i will never pass so i have no decided that i do not want to

they like someone else more than you

it hurts to see someone who is so goals feeling like this
i hope this is a temporary thought for you
or maybe youve actually found peace in this resolution

hate wearing suits
cis m

i know this isn’t helpful but she probably feels just as bad if not worse about it

To spite you, the more you repeat this, the more we will declare our love for bottoming

If you don’t look homeless, gay or gender ambiguous the fit isn’t hard, remember

Maybe. She acts like she is. But she didn't do anything about it when she had the chance and now she can't. She tried to follow in my footsteps to be a better person, and she made some headway, but now it seems like she'd rather give up until everything falls apart for her and I can't make her get better.

i am so neurotic about transition and i'm trying everything to stop my brain from doing that plus my body is horrendous

qott

Suits can be really nice for the right occasion

Got distracted and now I lost that chaser from the other thread who wanted to see my boobs

if she really has bpd then she is in free fall desperately trying to find a new person to latch onto. she reaches for you because you used to be safe for her. you are right that you can’t make her get better but you might be passively keeping her from getting worse while she tries to regain her footing

You can show me if you want instead

what's the difference between chaser gen and tft?

Not the same, he really really wanted to see them I could tell

here trannies pretend they like cis men

Watching my friend remove the broth from the ramen. Screaming on the inside because the broth is the best part of ramen. Honestly don't know if the friendship is worth it anymore

but I do like cis men...

chasers are gay

I love all men show me your hairy body

Prove it

It's not that. The reason she can't do anything is because she already jumped into another relationship. But now she's torn between guilt towards me and knowing it likely would've worked out if she had swallowed her pride and admitted she had been wrong and impulsive, and still genuinely caring about this other person and not wanting to hurt them too.

the broth is super fatty and oily though. unless it's a good proper restaurant or like pho broth I'll drink a little as a taste but downing the full thing sounds bad

You're mistaken if you think I don't want to really really see them, I also want to touch them, so it would be a similar arrangement

Also, weren't you the girl that had overgrowth of the boobs? I'm too curious now that the slot is open

I wish I was a bear.

The pocket square and the stripes are what push it into borderline dandy territory. If it was just stripes and no pocket square, or if there was a pocket square but no stripes, then it wouldn't be, but stripes and pocket square you might as well just whip out your top hat and diamond tipped cane and blue crocodile opera pumps

no guys would ever put up with me so I've kinda just accepted that I won't be happy.

Swedeanon?

Don't tell me you're bpd too

zimbabweanon?

Brother, they're all bpd.

being a cow would actually be so freakin cool. you get a herd of besties around you and they slaughter you before you get too old and full of pain. turn me into a burger.

don't know what that means. I'm not Swedish, I'm Scottish

it’s not overgrowth just normal growth

oh that’s actually awful. i’ve lost my empathy for her. i’m really sorry anon

Thats me

No, just autistic and guilty of not having a filter due to too much Anon Babble.

It is bad for you but that's what makes it so good. Like chocolate

I getcha, now me personally something like that would never really be my style but I’m glad they have that venue of expression for themselves :)

Post a vocaroo I want to hear your accent luv

Well, I have no idea about you then, for all I know you could be a pretty girl with a beautiful personality that simply met the wrong guy

You know what I meant, I'm up if you change your mind

nah... I'm at best a hon. the pain of putting off your transition until your mid 20's. I'd like to think that I'm a pretty nice person tho?

Yeah I've been going up and down on it for awhile now. My own mental health issues don't make it easier. But ultimately there's no "right answer" at this point. I'm entirely justified in being angry and demanding more of her and thinking she's awful and will never get better but at the same time she can't actually do anything to try, and I have nothing else to look forward to or distract me or focus on instead.

I don't voice train and haven't got much of an accident sadly. apparently my voice has an autistic touch too so the only evidence is that my language and texting style sorta outs me as a dirty rotten brit lul

I'm Rhodesiaanon

I don't voice train

Why

if she really has bpd then she is in free fall desperately trying to find a new person to latch onto

is this real

Because voice training would make me sound like a massive faggot and not in a good way. I already dislike my voice, putting on a squeaky mimic isn't gonna make me any more charming.

i wish i could help but i think you probably need time away from a relationship more than anything
i’m speaking from my own experience but it could be different for other people with bpd

Whets your discord

jennie, my husstuss idol, said voice training was for pussies

how DARE you accuse someone like that to be me anon first you claim to know me then you think a ONE LINE post with multiple instances of punctuation to be me maybe you should stop accusing random people of being me before you ruin my name completely ANON

i kinda missed you, girlie

i’m speaking from my own experience but it could be different for other people with bpd

oh
im experiencing something similar i think and i dont know how to deal with it

That's genuinely the last thing I need lol. But there isn't anything to do about it so I'll just disassociate for awhile until something happens I guess.

jfc try to be less cringe please or get a trip so i can filter your ogrehon ass

just do a female voice like you learned to do growing up when you pretended to be a woman all the time

missed me how who are you

what a mean and and mangry thing to say

took my meds maybe that will make me less insane

nope sorry I only pretended to have a super deep voice to scare everyone

i’m a little busy but if you want to talk about i can try to help
i hope it gets better and you can find someone or something to keep you motivated
i just find your manic style of posting charming. i’m nobody

ew why are you trying to see boobs and dm trannies as a tranny in the chaser thread

Just took some dick pills so I can drive you sexually insane, babe.

I'm not a tranny tho?

Sorry I haven't posted in a while

Transbians, when will they learn?

she her pronouns in profile, female anime profile picture, account 14 months old

hiya chasergen just posting a quick life update to maybe give the girlies and chasers a bit of hopium!

so as per my last update im no longer doing sex work. i was able to save up enough for ffs and have insurance covering srs (yay!) i currently work as a chef part time and a wine saleswoman on the Saturday. um what else....oh yea im also more active in my church annnnnnnnnnnnd biggest update of them all I FOUND A BOYFRIEND MY AGE AAAAAAAAAHHHHH !!!!

turns out if you are honest with ppl and take things slow sometimes magic happens :)

ew what

I would vomit and ghost so hard if I found out a girl I was interested in was or currently is a prostitute.

i am now celibate

Same

I still can't tell if this poster is an elaborate larp or not

i’m a little busy but if you want to talk about i can try to help

i dont know if there is anything to talk about i just feel lost and hopeless and floundering to find someone to help me and going through 15 guys a week it feels like just to find someone who can be there for me but its hopeless too because i need deep emotional intimacy and im not going to get it from guys i talk to for a few days but i just feel weird on my own
i dont think i have bpd since i dont split or experience strong emotional fluctuations but some anon here suggested dpd which seems like the anxious cousin of bpd and is maybe more likely, ive had a little look at it and it seems to fit pretty well but im too scared to bring it up with my therapist in case theyll think im a complete idiot

This is confusing af since the account is from May 2023, and there's no pronouns, but it's fine if you changed your mind lol

hand

uhoh

oh another local with no accent i know the struggle stay strong anon ....

you’re a creep just go to the t4t thread

which one is your hand, the smaller one, or the one with all the cuts and the tattoo?

navy doing that grooming shit again

someone being happy is a larp

uhhhhh what did anon mean by this

he is a short king (5'8") but i love him. i just happen to have big hands sadly

I'm craving apple pie right now

you pay your therapist to be nice you. they won’t call you an idiot to your face at least. it really sucks to go from having a deep connection to just surface level ones but you can force it. people take time to get to that level with each other

if a chaser's account isn't at least 4 years old i don't trust him
like bitch you can't add me on your real account but you expect me to believe you'll be seen with me in public?

Scottish tranners exist? You mean there's hope?

yeah yeah whatever you say, korra larp

FR

Okay but I'm not posting my main on Anon Babble

just took the most luxurious expensive shower of my life.... breaking out every hair product i own .... opening the good face masks ive been saving for months and months :D
yeah there's loads of us

meanwhile trannies on barely months old accounts

I thought you were english bronya what the fuck? I mean your accent is american? I view this as some form of betrayal

I don't trust anyone if they didn't make a discord account 7 years ago

I deleted my original from harassment

I don't trust anyone if they don't send me a business email to contact them

real!!

I started using discord in 2021 give me a break

i dont use discord LOL

And the last 4 of their social security number

one time a chaser sent me a pic of his cock flopped on a mechanic’s bill for his fancy car with full name and VIN and license plate number

I dont want her to be nice to me i want her to be honest with me

the tattooed one

uhh idk what to say except showing check stubs and waiting list confirmation letters ? idk why this website is so deadset on larps as if life is this stagnant stage play where nothing ever changes for the better....

i don't caer and i don't know who you are pissbaby bitch

what is your mother's maiden name

i know it's so fucked up it's humiliating. im desperately trying to make it sound normal. im literally from fucking [REDACTED]

uhh idk what to say except showing check stubs and waiting list confirmation letters ? idk why this website is so deadset on larps as if life is this stagnant stage play where nothing ever changes for the better....

well lets start here, are you korra?

Finna jorkin my AGP cock to some hotties broz, who else a straight man in here?
t. tranner

I wish I found a 5"8 gf like goth anon found a 5"8 bf

Anytime a trans or queer person talks about being a Christ cuck an angel loses it’s wings

BPD Yakubian youngshits absolutely btfo by the 40 year old black top ex-prostitute. Will they ever recover?

I need you, we can goon together

Prove it, meet me in George Square, shitebag if you don't <3
Also do all of the Scottish people here just have no accent? Some cute american I was talking to thought I was from bristol, it was an immense blow to the ego

real we're stuck with the worst chasers now.
they're all thirty years old or older and ugly and creepy
it's not fair

bronya

not fair

How is it not, you're here too and the "good" chasers didn't pick you

so close....

real we're stuck with the worst trannies now.
they're all thirty years old or older and ugly and creepy
it's not fair

cock in hand stroking my shit to this violent style with you sister

i like chasers who are 30+

Wait a minute

It’s me, hi, I’m the worst tranny it’s me

hey me too

i just mean she won’t laugh at you or mock you. she should challenge you or ask you to explain your thought process tho

they picked my friends because they're prettier and not mentally ill

Sucks to suck, anyways I'm going to go find an 18 year old that calls me daddy

nobody was straight with me.... nobody made the cut....

Exactly, and we ugly motherfuckers are stuck with your ugly ass

I like chasers who are 25-32.

well my next appointment with her isnt until the middle of july because shes on vacation also i just idk shes "only" a counselor and focused on practical problems shes not actually like there to figure out whats wrong with me i dont think for example she keeps conflating dysphoria and dysmorphia and thinks exposure therapy will fix my dysphoria and i find it hard to talk to her about my emotions desu i wish i didnt constantly only have to talk to women but ive been seeing her for a few years and it feels too late to ask to change now although i guess i could ask to see a psychologist or something and just pray

there are no chasers who are both ftm and also 30+ here
im certain of it

I'm of that age range, but I'm a bottom

Goth Anon stops replying immediately after being asked if she is Korra, the person who she was stealing her photos from

Really makes you think.

Liar

you can always ask for a new therapist if yours isn’t working out. you don’t even have to give a reason.

wahhh transition didn't magically make me high smv boohooo my female brain feels entitled to level up its life by acting on its hypergamous instincts to find a high value male but I can't do it feel bad for me

Cope or rope, sis.

yep that me

top

i exclusively bottom for men desu

ex-prostitute

h-hey i was an escort okay ! (not much difference but there are some)

but eh i hate the cut throat cattyness of Anon Babble. there is literally no reason for us transwomen to constantly bicker and try to force beauty contests imo....true beauty comes from inside and almost all men will prefer a beautiful personality over a pretty face with a horrendous attitude

same. 30 is my cutoff

i cant though because shes nice and has helped me out with other stuff and i would feel too bad and like i hate her and i dont want that even if i know that technically its part of their job

almost all men will prefer a beautiful personality over a pretty face with a horrendous attitude

Not true btw

i have a chaser but i like to bait people by talking shit about chasers here and how bad you all are

Goonin my gockies hehehe I can feel a big girly goom about to spurt from my gesticles. Who wants to eat it?

This but it applies to tranners too.

then tell her what your issues are and ask if she feels equipped to help and if not to recommend someone who is

i guess that's me coping then :[

you get my alt account and i tell you up front that’s what it is and once you pass the vibe check i give you my main. i expect his to be an alt too and i see no problem with this

Do chasers like eating cum or do they prefer we cum in their hole?

that's what i meant with i'm saying if he never adds me on his real account he's sus and i don't trust him

I'm pretty sure we've been over that

well two guys did pass my tests, but one of them lived too far away and was interested in another girl at the time so I stayed away
the other claimed he wasn't a chaser and I'm pretty sure he preferred the girls that actually passed, and wasn't as far but probably wouldn't travel

yeah if i was wearing like a feminine suit as well we could do some office roleplay

not Bristol.......

talking to tranner

she thinks I'm good looking

I think she's cute

tell her I'm 5'6"

...

ghosted

fuck.

sorry I am a bottom looking for my subby top

That's the way she goes

How far is too far away?

YES oh god yes need a cute chaser to corner me while i boymode for a sales job and tell me im too clearly feminine to be good at sales and i should just be his office wife instead

#true

you should start opening with your height to filter people out

Like two blocks away

sometimes she goes, sometimes it doesn't. It didn't go. way she goes.

Try to date Asian girls, they're a lot shorter on average than whites

tfw no work husband

aren’t you a child?

thats rude of her she should just have told you shes not interested. ghosting isnt nice.

AGP
G
P

Nta but that's the funny thing.

if you mention height at the start you come off as insecure (eww yikes)

if you don't you risk just wasting time

this is the most beautiful post ever made in the history of this website and i want to get it tattooed

yeah, it was all through 'cord so waddaya gonna do. I should probably use a real dating app I guess?
I'll take any if they're cool with it honestly but probably a good idea, just idk if i can be picky is all
tbf i'll take ghosting lel

I think it's more that I'm too far away from everyone, or at least in an area nobody realistically wants to ever go
it's a hopeless endeavor

5'3" bald gay obese 37 year old bottom chaser: tries to hit on tranner
tranner: rejects him
big chungus: NOT WHOLESOME. NOT WHOLESOME
5'3" bald gay obese 37 year old bottom chaser: shows up at tranner's work
5'3" bald gay obese 37 year old bottom chaser: breakdances in front of tranner and all her coworkers to impress her

What happens next?

my late husband was 5’7” ygmi

i guess thats a goodway of going about it anon ill try to be open and honest about it with her next time even if its hard

i'm 43 years young and my tgf is 19

yeah probably thats why im a repper

I just wish I could get my body hair under control... I've tried razors, electric buzzers, epilators... none of them work any length of time and I'll end up with essentially beard stubble all over my body, including my face. I don't want to get electroisis but I don't know how to keep on top... I wish I transitioned before my mid 20's so my hair wasn't so established...

Chaser btw

the absolute state of chasers

all you said was "My husband was taller than you"

*breakdances*

I mean, you're taller than me

*twerks*

no... troon... late transitioning but still a troon.

Do you like suits?

no

Would you top a man wearing a suit?

i would never top a man period. also you can't top a man; any """man""" who wants cock in his ass isn't a man, he's a bitch faggot.

Grug tired of jacking off
Need to find someone to do the jacking for him

oh sorry for your loss, yeah but it's hard to find someone who doesn't mind i guess, and i feel like it's more difficult with tranners maybe. either way i'm just whining now for the sake of it
this does give a bit of hopium tho

Sorry anon I was just joking.

i’m 19

BASED

girl at work is so pretty and tall and lithe and shy and her hair is really nice she looks like a tranny the board would swoon for but i’m pretty sure she’s cis, if she wasn’t i would seethe.

she's not cis

i don’t “top”, im a girl

How tall are you? I need to build up the image of an idealized tranner in my head to replace my hurt feelings

true
save the older men for us grannies and meet a nice boy your age

she is cis!!!!

what about topping but instead it was you sitting on my face thats kind of on top right?

lol

you’ve got this anon!
electro is an option tho it can be really expensive

there are no nice boys my age, they’re all non commital

im bronya and i don't do anything

I fucked a busty 35yo trans escort and she mogs all of you by a long shot, we spent the last 20 mins chatting about the cutest stuff ever and she has a level of empathy far higher than you roasties

Good for them honestly

5'5

if ur shorter than 6' 1" u should transition

that’s normal for teens. they’ll grow up as you do

can i get her number

no sane man would ever commit to a cg tranny, ew, just ew

level of empathy

Dude you payed for that

most pathetic post of the day award

t. sexless tranny

Wrong.
If you're taller than 5'10 you should transition

i think so maybe
lol
i guess so
hopefully
:(

if you’re a chaser you must transition and if you trans you must detransition. return to the natural way of things.

more like if Id date someone 2 inches smaller I’d date someone 3 inches smaller same as dick size who cares

why can't trannies stop eating poo poo?

why do bottom chasers get shit on so hard ? idgi like yea the majority of us dont want to top them but why shame them for their sexual preference ? it comes off as homophobic and hypocritical 2bh.....we want to be accepted as women while in the same breath not accepting a man because of something that really only him and his partner would know abt.....seems hella spiteful and mean just for the sake of it to me

yea masculinevbottom chasers arent my thing either but they deserve love and kindness same as us tranners....

perfect, honestly though I don't think I'm worried about any girl being taller than me, i think i'm more worried about what they think about being taller than me desu

Stuck in an endless loop of transitioning and de-transitioning

It could be extremely pathetic but it could also be masterly crafted bait. The use of the word roasties while fucking a prostitute, the mention of empathy while paying somebody to listen. I'm guessing perfection level bait.

She was nice to you because you paid for that service buddy

that was me pretending to be an escort to try to find a bf, thanks for the stick of juicy fruit gum btw

it's all performative because this board is filled with tincels that cope every day by sucking off their poo smeared bad dragon dildoes

i think so maybe

not even a powerbottom

ngmi

same as the rest of us

meanwhile the trannies in the thread would need to pay for a man to have sex with them

a lot of trannies were bottom chasers before they realized the truth about themselves and started hrt, so they assume all bottom chasers are reppers or gays with internalized homophobia or pornbrained zombies

trans women are not women therefore they must detransition

i'd like it if she boymodes, can we swap clothes and stuff? i've got a bunch of cool shit i dont wear

The unfortunate truth about wanting to date trans women is that many of them will be tall and likely want men taller than they are. Fortunately short people exist everywhere. Like myself

Love the idea of a tranny paying for me to have sex with her, be her bf and marry her

lolol sorry i’m just not a very sexual person unless im with someone i really love sweetheart

poo smeared bad dragon dildoes

Gross, haha. Got any more info?

bottoms do not deserve kindness they deserve to be stepped on and spit on and laughed at
chaser bottoms are just reppers and they should stop self-harming by pretending to be men

It's excuses, nobody in this board wants to actually escalate anything, so they resort to low trolling and insulting chasers, top chasers get smeared all the time by the same token, but they're too retarded to realize nobody gets sex

DM me babe

It's been a grim week, no job, no babes, no life.
All I've got are my clappable booty cheeks that twinkchan makes fun of

Are you willing to send dump pics?

i want to escalate. i want to make it very clear that i am interested in escalating. i like hanging out here too but escalating would be ideal

all chasers are reppers

You're gonna stand them all up

yeah, I wouldn't like someone to feel dysphoric because of two things outside of our control, but it's funny, all my cis gf's (all two of them, im a megastud) have been taller than me by quite a bit.
thanks for the hopefuel though, wagmi and all of that

bottom chasers are seething right now. gotta love how they literally go on transphobic rants because people with genital dysphoria don't want to fuck their hairy man holes.

trannies are chad only trannies don't give me sex i'm going fucking insane aaaaaaahhh!!!!

no you're just a gross person with no heart and you should find a gay top to fuck you in the ass instead of trying to make people with gd do it

what the heck is a tincel ?

that is a lot of really weird and insecure projection if what ur saying is true. ik it's not everyone obvs but like a non zero amount. i wish this board was less sexually insecure and more honest about stuff ya know ? it would go such a long way to ease all the bitterness for the sake of being bitter....

least sane post of today

the absolute fucking state not going outside AND forming healthy relationships w friends/loved ones. i wish we all had more irl love n friends to be nice to us :(

the only valuable tranny is a tranny sex worker

if a man ever visited me I would buy him yummy meals and fun experiences like mini golf

tincel

trans incel

real

I think bottom chasers have magical powers, look at how much distress they cause.

i think my chaser is a butthole chaser

Now that you said that I do think I deserve yummy meals and fun experiences like mini golf that are paid for me

mean

He's me

your cheeks are mighty, I am not making fun of them

My cock is very hard

do you mean you're also a butthole chaser?

youtu.be/cfuaXV9FsqI?si=x_7zqfoQY4nWxFtl

Yes, butthole aesthetics are more important than "passing"

bottom trannies are seething right now. gotta love how they literally go on homophobic rants because people without genital dysphoria want their hairy man holes to be fucked.

chasers are gay i don't want to fuck hairy manhole my penis disgusts i'm going fucking insane aaaaaaahhh!!!!

no you're just a gross person with no heart and you should find a cis man to fuck you in the ass instead of belittling others so you can get hatecrimed

they thought it was my cock but my glock is very hard

waow based

I will buy you a drink and we can play mini golf and then go eat overpriced fine dining steak and we can get a little sloppy with our kissing out front and we’ll see if we can even make it back to my place without me giving into my animalistic urge to jerk you off to completion on the side of the road

chasers and trannies, united in talking only about cumming cocks

Ok I'm sold

tfw i’m a cis passing butthole hon

There is also the case of taller women being okay with dating shorter men, even among trans women. You're welcome honey <3

i would never marry a tranny

t. on her knees sucking a 7' chad's cock

i legitimately find it hard to believe there are trans incels out there. sex basically chases you down and finds you in your house when you're a woman wtf. like being on absolutely any kind of app or going to lgbt spaces has at least 1 or 2 ppl flirting or asking for attention. wtf even if ur a shut in grindr/tinder/disord/whatever exists ya know ?

no im going to pair them off with each other. bronya is an innovative new dating industry disruptor topping the financial charts

Post a cumming cock for me
Fair warning I’ll wear a knee length skirt or dress and I fully expect you to lift it to sneak the occasional brisk public spanking on my bare ass.

bitches be like

look at the people in this thread they're all disgusting hons with sex obsessed personalities that only enjoy suffering they can't get sex

do they like mini golf. should i partner with a mini golf place. do those even exist any more

ignoring subchads

it must really suck to be ugly and heterosexual

There's a good variety of passing buttholes though, not all of them need to be pretty & pink donut shaped holes.
I believe in you.

trannies are meant to be things you sleep with when your cis wife won’t put out

:3

Apparently submissive men do not exist, which makes me believe that trannies are the biggest supporters of traditional gender roles.

i don't have a 6'4 gigachad ultra megachadtron millionaire boyfriend im so ugly im gonna die alone

bottom chaser bitch faggots really are just transphobic little sex pests aren't they

what a revolting person

trannies have a too short lifespan to be anything but a pump and dump

trans women will always be seen as men

What? Who's cock am I sucking?
I'm a virgin but I gotta admit if I REALLY wanted to I could probably find someone to sleep with me. I mostly just don't want to put myself out there until I'm comfortable with how I look

i’m past the normal expiration date so that makes me immortal

gincels

tranny bitch faggots really are just homophobic little sex pests aren't they

Depends on his personality but boys like climbing gym, arcade, mini golf, driving simulators, driving ranges, anything that’s like semi competitive so they can do their little male fantasy flex and show off for you in something and you can giggle and kick your leg and rub his bicep

is expired

doesn’t know it

ngmi bro

fuck u hoe
i’m still kicking hoe
true

deal with it

you are a baby lol

literally every tranner ive seen posted here in this thread are cute as heck what are you on about anon ? yes ill agree they seem really depressed but its pretty easy to understand why they are sad rn with how tough life is atm....

it is the most retarded take imaginable and im tired of seeing it repeated endlessly. homophobic man hating trannies need to be called out. like it's fine to not care for the company of toxic men but to be unhinged and hostile is deranged imo.....

hell yea queen. self care best care <3

fuck you hoe

no thanks i don’t bottom

are you Korra?

yeah and i’m still kicking despite everything

hitting the wall soon

Incel hours I'll come back later

despite what everything? (non judgmental)

Wait till you find out about nazi trannies.

the not-so-subtle implication that chasers are not cis men is hilarious

larped a suicide attempt

real guys don’t even consider that an option ! sorry jk but ur mean
and you? when are you gonna DIE

Incel hours are over when cg is discontinued forever and all trannies become transbian

Junecore

bro has never heard of a joke

idk i’ve lived a lot of life in these 19 years, so i feel like if i was gonna actually end my life, would’ve done it by now; but i keep on living :)

Fair warning I’ll wear a knee length skirt or dress and I fully expect you to lift it to sneak the occasional brisk public spanking on my bare ass.

You don't have to keep selling me I told you I'm sold

Women are always in social competition with each other in ways that men are not. Men know when their partner isn't the most attractive. But when women settle, they're losing a social game. Their peers view them as less than. A woman can never feel content knowing that their peers have partners with higher social value than her own. Only Chad is loved by women.

the tranners posted are from photos lifted by folderanons, the trannies itt are ugly especially inside

That's a bit mean
I know they exist but my brain still can't comprehend it

trannies try not to be dense challenge impossible

im ugly on the outside not too much on the inside

you’re a bit vain but you’re quite pretty

yep it me ! I'll put on my old trip for a sec to confirm (pls tranny janny no ban)

i’m not, but you’re kind thank you

grim

Get taco bell. You need to maintain your strength.

Oh so you're evil
My impersonator!! I feel honored :)

19 feels bigger now than it will. keep your positivity as long as you can

Are the trolls finally gone?

trans women are valid except for me

yeah

imma call bullshit on this one anon. you sound a bit angry at the trannies itt so I'll need a source to back up that claim....

im 36 y/o laying in bed naked with no makeup anon idk what u expected..... sry im not an 18 year old twatter twink post 5 surgeries *eyeroll*

hi hope you’re well

I just want her to be nice to me and spit in my mouth

Where's Gnurble? Has anyone seen Gnurble?

TRUEEEE

hey did you read any of Martian Chronicles yet?

no it’s that even with filters you still look like a man in a wig lmaooo

i see i see....... taking detailed notes

i am! see:
for current life update !

im not angry at the trannies itt im calling them out for being deceitful and hateful

wtf was sitting on my steps and a gang of squirrels chasing each other rushed right passed me and brushed up against me.
I said what the hell are you guys doing. and like two stared at me and chirped.

i know what you mean but you just saying true doesn't come off the way you want it to lmao

Mogged

why do trannies always say i look like a transbian … lemme live my hetero life </3

Oh heyyy. Yes I have, I love this book so far got me thinking all philosofy and stuff
Rank the top ten squirrels?

wait i’m sorry <//3 oops you are my queen …

i guess i look like a man in a wig then. o well. personally i think i look just fine but opinions and such

surely we cant all be like that no ?

rapehons trying to groom you into transbianism

I felt one of their face whiskers on my back and their nose is actually cold like a dog

Trannies and chasers call transbian anyone they don't want to interact with, don't worry about that

open passgen

it's a brown tranny episode

We gooning tonight boys

aww glad you are doing well you’ve always been a sweetheart

college is good time to experiment and most people who transition young are more likely to be transbians

I disagree, as I want to rail you and I am straight.

because you do desu, nothing wrong with that but you do dress like one

cute smart girl : )

Let’s talk more then

you think so?
naur this bitch said i have TRANSBIAN STYLE…. the shade ….
i don’t like girls doe, good for those who do
WHAT DOES THIS MEAB

hey bb how you doin?
shut up

yes you are the worst people in the entire board
i never saw anyone more disgustingly selfrighteous when leading on and lying to people

i don't act like a woman, don't talk like a woman, don't dress like a woman, don't look like a woman. i think you're bi dude

shemales are the better version of trannies

<3 thanks babe

i hope things are going good for u too anon !

idk what u look like so I can only guess that maybe it has something to do with your hair/makeup/fashion?

the terminally online transbian stereotype is the tranny trying to dress like an anime character and not to her body and face type so she comes off as mega cringe irl

nta but your butt is cute just accept the compliment

you think so?

there are a ton of transbians that basically just transition so they get better access to trannies from being in the same spaces and "sharing the trans experience". They are basically chasers but transition themselves to be more approachable and because they have a bit of autogynophilia

youtube.com/watch?v=_Md_3IPqBMY

lol no
transbians have a much higher average age
the youngshit study had a 94% rate of STRAIGHT tranners

do you know what the frequency was for the study of US tranners all ages?
22%.

Bimbofying a boymoder to be my perfect wife

You have a thin waist and a nice ass. I'm straight.

I am just happy you took the recommendation so many interactions on here are idk just so ephemeral

WHAT DOES THIS MEAB

it means you dress like a lesbian. you are literally dressing like a stereotypical lesbian, plus the eccentric eyeliner does you no favors. i also dress like a stereotypical lesbian and am straight, just don't engage with it

i think it’s just that i dress kinda alt??? idk like im just a retired old punk from the hardcore scene …
unsee cc/album#Yr9zlCXcCdX5
pics for refer

i need you

I saw a pregnant lady and my mood improved, also felt a bit jealous, I need to impregnate a woman, goodbye trannies

fine

thin waist

lol no

nice ass

sure whatever

I'm straight

how does it feel to be in the closet

y'all know that surrogate mothers exist right?

Omg someone actually gave me a list???!!! I'm so happy
That's just the internet in general I think sadly

I'm only in the closet if you're in it with me

maybe these people have a different idea of lesbianism, cause none of the lesbians i’ve known personally really dress or look like me
you want to be pregnant only answer

hennessy lol

uhhh okay ig ? u wanna elaborate or just leave it there and be a vague poster ? i can have a genuine conversation with u but I get the feeling ur mind is already made up and u have some kinda vendetta against me.....

only if thats what she wants ...

ohhh. its literally just the eyeliner lol. never line your bottom lids babe it shrinks your eyes and gives them a more mean vibe. only do the top lid with wings and then ur golden. love the fashion tho!!!

awe ty queen <3

walk out your door
see this

fuck why did I go girlmode

i'm celibate so no one can see my body

hm soooo funny because when i didn’t line my bottom lids i always got “oh she doesn’t do her waterline, she’s just a hon who doesn’t know how to do her eyeliner” BRUHHHHH

Bimbofying a girlmoder to be my perfect wife because I don't discriminate

not my experience

all the transes on the board today feel like larps except me, twinkchan and gay twink

it’s over

do you not understand how statistics work?

I don’t want to get any thickerrr I guess a bbl and some new lips would not hurt

wdym larp

hello thread

hsts
agp

yeah you’re right it is both a feature and a flaw I will say that when so many interactions are so light to almost be nonexistent it takes a toll it sort of thins you out and makes you feel like a ghost

why even ask lmao

We can turn the lights out

LARP stands for Live Action Role-Playing. It’s a form of role-playing game where participants physically portray their characters, often dressing in costume and acting out scenes in real-world environments. LARPing combines elements of improvisational theater, gaming, and storytelling.

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Fantasy LARP: Inspired by genres like medieval fantasy (e.g., elves, magic, knights).

Post-apocalyptic or Sci-fi LARP: Themes based on dystopian futures or space exploration.

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Some LARPs involve combat using foam weapons or padded props, while others rely more on narrative and dialogue, sometimes using rock-paper-scissors or other mechanics to resolve conflicts.

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that can’t be right, like at all

I hope you don’t waste your youth and beauty being too self conscious about categories and labels

no thanks you would still feel my colossal ribcage and zero waist

love the chatgpt answer but like what does it mean in this context hellloooo

chaser in a suit while i wear this

Chasers post a pic of your balls it’s may 29th

I am a giant larp

hey strawb

I wanna feel more than that too

i'm not wasting my youth i just know that my body is disgusting so i will not be with anyone. im choosing not to

Google search "who is faster squirrel or coyote

first image at the top

lol

those bitches are retarded makeuphons. you have tiny eyes already and lining the bottoms especially the water line shrink them even more and gives you small beady raccoon eyes. I went to beauty school for about a year and I studied makeup professionally. Just do you top lids babe they will make those pretty eyes seem much bigger and fuller<3

lying about ur life and making up a story to trick ppl/embellish life details

wdym?

hii

squeezing you in a big hug feel lucky to be on earth with you

never gonna happen

your body is def not disgusting it’s the exact opposite

passing really truly is just about whether people are attracted to you or not

files.catbox.moe/1axt4o.jpg

I feel it ends up being this often lmao

Incorrect. Chasers will lie about how well you pass if they're attracted to you though.

bunnies!! bnuuuuy :3 yayyyy i just poo'd and now princess is going to play nintendo for another 9 hours then it's eepy time >_<

Trust me I get it. The amount of times I've posted something here that I thought was funny or actually thought provoking only for it to be met with no replies is insane. Then I remember I just use this to pass time and remind myself to enjoy the few genuine interactions. Besides real connections come from family and friends in my real life.

New Alex G music everyone this is required listening
youtu.be/kt0Z9RZkg-4?si=gm9khirXMUeC9V69

lmao you again i missed you

Ok baby what do you want to talk about

I need to kiss your stomach

But if it did nothing about it would be gay

like SOOOO OFTEN.
see naur

The amount of times I've posted something here that I thought was funny or actually thought provoking only for it to be met with no replies is insane.

Me when I spend time making really good incelposting bait and no one fails for it

Hot, your testosterone must be sky high I bet you need to cum 3 times a day at least

this is true, unless they are autistic then they will tell you if you don’t pass and that they like you

It's been higher recently, I think because I'm shedding bodyfat

heavily disagree you've never seen it
what part of this are you not getting i'm just a man

so that's why.

You said

trans women are valid except for me

This is a Freudian slip.

I badly want to gain weight i feel too skinny ;;

heh thank u

should i put my trip back on?

so gay twink is basically clown 2.0

I'm gonna make it my lifes mission to try and put a baby in her.

Tranner gf who licks and nurses my balls whenever she can

hell no

I should lose a little body fat, my belly has been peeking through in tight dresses lately

strong points
I saw your body a few days ago you have a nice body

it is not. they are valid i am not.
clown actually looks good i do not and none of you motherfuckers are getting it

You can very easily prove us wrong

It's you admitting you are a woman and thus me trying to bang you is straight

pick shipping options

1 day- 20 $

2-3- 15$

3-6 days 6$

its get there when it gets there- free

what's even the point. I pick the last option and my shit arrives in 1-3 days anyways. are these options just a lie to sucker people out of money

anons everywhere are noticing
the anons are waking up

I'll give you 3-6 depending on how bad my depression induced ed is, babe.

i live next to the amazon warehouse and they will just not ship it to me for 5-7 days if i pick free shipping just to fuck with me

it ends up being 2 inch

if tranner yes if chaser no

hmmm never mind

I fall for everything. I just don't always reply
(:

Anyways. I should try to sleep now, goodbye friends, foes and others. I hope I don't have any foes here

colossal shoulders + zero hips im truly ngmi
unseecc/album#B20u40UJqaaR

have a good rest aura sweet dreams

Who else has an agp fetish here? I need meta-attraction sex from an agp tranny. I need a tranny to suck my dick like if she doesn't she won't feel like as much of a woman. I want to lived up her spinny skirt to fuck her and stick my hands up her mismatched t shirt to grope her tits

sleep well!

Now take it off so we can see them

so embraceable

i hope people say nice things to gay twink (we have the same body type)

Okay it's pretty bad

delusional
i tried to fucking tell you

I'm not delusional. I'm aroused.

its not against you this anon summed it up perfectly and those three are the worst trolls and toxic people in the general if they were banned nobody would miss them

maybe i should post photos for male validation again

How old and where from?

Yes, you absolutely should.

yes it’s fun

That has never made a single tranny happy

you are literally delusional
no

Someday I'm going to print out a random tranny's unsee and cum tribute it. This is a threat.

i tried to fucking tell you

I mean I didn't want to be rude just honest, I don't know shit about dysphoria and all that stuff. Women with wide shoulders exist, maybe you should really think through if repping is even sustainable

Send trans girl pics of my cock

She said it made her hard

This gave me an interesting sensation in my dick and my soul.

another haircut.... more gray hairs noticed....... it's over......

You wanna see how "delusional" I am?

can't wait for you to hit the wall

i've been on hrt for 2 years, i think i should just go back to repping desu
no

That happened to me once but I think she was larping and just had 1 or 2 pics she was re-using because she didn't follow up with anything new she just wanted to see me cum to her

you’re right thank you

your body is cute sorry you’re having a bad day

I'm already above the age of 30..... I hit the wall at the speed of light......

Maybe if it was guaranteed I got to be the one

Dawgy are you twinkchan?

every day is like this every single fucking day i just can't keep it in today i know how over it is

my poor sweetheart it’s alright I know it doesn’t feel like that rn but it’s alright

it sucks when someone posts who looks like you and people are mean

it doesn't get better only worse

I don't.........even know who i am anymoar................

feeling this
gay twink looks a lot like me too

I want to start a cuddling service for dysphoric tranners. Clients wouldhave to waive their rights to complain about sexual harassment or me getting hard though

this is has happened to me will not lie

*hug*

would be nice desu, I'd just have to get enough surgeries to go out in public first...

lowkey need

How is school going?

aww my baby it will be okay

We could do housecalls for our neediest and most shut in tranners

me

no

what would you do if a squirrel came up to you and started talking like Patric stewart

I'm a man now tho, so like I still need all the surgery first ;~;

end of semester and finals
it goes

how much

HI CLOWN WELCOME BACK I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!

no...

I want to start a cuddling service for tranners with a promise that if I don't get a boner while I spoon you, your cuddle session is free!

Shhh it’s okay it’s just a tough day it sucks that only time passing will help but maybe I can be w you too

I will transfer some of my power to you so that you destroy all opposition

oh that’s ROUGH

i don’t want it to be sexual

You're not clown? Or what?

Not to worry, not a single one of you will get a free session.
You wouldn't like to cuddle with my boner poking your butt most of the time?

here drink this lemonade

youtube.com/watch?v=i8WnhawZcMI

doubt it, i’ll break the streak

Why does this gen look like it has just four posters on rotation

i didn’t say that

Because it does. Maybe 6-8

You won't.

Grim. Only the same trolling US "trannies" all the time

i’m not as creative on the antipsychotics so it’s harder to make convincing characters. i’ll do better

All me

nah
cause most people are lurkers

I've seen your pictures and trust me you won't

You want to give me bonkers but not do anything sexual that makes them cum? Femdom coded.

wait is strawberry a transbian too?

chasers wwyd if she was sucking your dick and then just kinda started chewing

im very straight

How hard?

i look like a man
EWWWW

strawberry is worse than a transbian, she has a boyfriend and still posts here

Pulling my tranner's teeth off so she wont chew on my cock and I get the most slippery blowjobs ever

alone forever :(

slightly harder than however hard you'd be comfortable with

deservedly

queen shit

Also femdom coded. I'd cum, probably.

why do you think so?

I win
thank you bestie

You weren't gonna fuck her anyway bro

americas finest troon

i look like a man

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

tell him!!

i doubt she has a bf
she posts 24/7
literally

LOL it’s not a reference to looks, it’s san diego’s city motto “americas finest city”

How will I ever recover from this

i look like a man

I'll just have to breed you after the cuddle session to teach you how wrong you are

quick! what sized needle is used for injections???

0 gauge

I literally have nothing to do most days, i like talking to people

5cm

this is wrong i know it!! is it 24??

For your daily semen injections, babe?

Her dick size fr

um
unsee cc/album#LocmhnBXn7wr

yeah

Are you taking a shit?

I'd break you in half :)

Too cis looking for me

lol ur too sweet

you’re so pretty I want to be your bf

Beautiful as always

I probably am retarded for not being attracted cis German girls because they look too masculine then

accidentally closed the door on my dorms cleaning lady…. sorry maria

25g for subq injection

I'd feel so bad

I kinda need to get drunk

idk what type o injection but that sounds right
do i just go up to the pharmacist and ask for needles?

I used 25s but i used to use 29s

and to think i do fan service for u anons thank you but please be mindful of my rosary beads
i'll take it as a compliment ig
aw ur so sweet <3
thank youuu

I DID … especially because me and her are friends … i accidentally betrayed a friend today …

Why were you taking a shit in bed? That's a little weird

play with bronya with that mess #ew

need a guy attracted to trans women… so much that he may even CHASE them…

Only attracted to cis passing trans women sorry

That's me!

it’s over

my bad behavior has been positively reinforced

you’re sweet I love you Angel you’re such a beautiful girl

You're the kind of girl i want sitting on my lap all day teasing me. I want to get home and scare you when i start taking out all that pent up sexual energy on your hot little body. I want to hear your slutty voice moaning my name.

Depends on local laws I buy online

I am.. who are u tho?

just made pasta yum

Bigguymandude babe. I need your gocky wocky. Add me babe.

thank you anon i find that very sweet <3 i guess i have to make sure im ready for it 24/7

i need them nowww!!!

call ahead cause they might need to order them for you

i’ll just use some old ones

she’s literally called Angel I have hearts in my eyes

this pasta is so fucking good

That bussy gon be squirtin when you is done

EW

how did you make it?

Good girl : )

my tits look magical today

rice cooker again yurpppp
…. ur gonna make me feel things

Gwurl I wanna see dat bussy squirt
I ain't even trynna flirt
Just let me see dat bussy squirt

based loll I kinda want pasta too

can I rub them to make a wish?

Well now i need to see them!

Just had dinner, but I wish I was sharing it with a big cock tranner

think i might start manmoding

what is the big cock for tho?

Have you considered just going gay? You seem so obsessed with the cock that it might be worth it. You could probably find a big dick bf easily.

MANMODE THIS DICK LOL

I didn't get pics but their word was enough
Based, nudes are useless without positive reinforcement, were you the one sending or recieving? It's very validating to hear that you make someone hard

Looking mostly, I don't mind if it's there just to flop around
That sounds highly unappealing, why is the first thing you people always jump to is finding a man? I would be already looking for a bf if I were into that

sending and receiving… done my fair share of long distance relationships, but i would NOT say something made me hard… too manly… must use euphemisms…

That sounds highly unappealing, why is the first thing you people always jump to is finding a man? I would be already looking for a bf if I were into that

if chasers were actually gay they could find someone to fuck on grindr immediately, they are attracted to women with cocks which makes the situation much more niche/difficult

why is the first thing you people always jump to is finding a man?

Because you are here posting about wanting cock all day every day. I think you would be happier and less lonely if you just went gay. Most trannies won't like you being that obsessed with it so I don't think you're going to have much luck with them.

what age do i look fellow trannies ? no mean troll posts pls just asking an honest question....
unseecc/album#Tzb1HLQNHG9d

Yes but they’re sore
Do you deserve to see them? Have you been good today? They might make your frontal cortex explode.

asking this while using an elder millennial facebook woman tier face filter

lmao

okay

how’s the whoring going?

I have been a responsible and productive member of society that desserves to have his frontal cortex explode.

Wait seriously? I wasn't ready for this uhhh what now

retired now. made enough for ffs and now I work as a chef part time and a eine saleswoman part time to keep the bills paid while I wait

it quite literally only adds freckles and offsets the camera lens face distortion......

Thank you for elaborating better than me, I might add, finding gay men requires even less effort, gay bars exist and are easier to access than trans spaces
It's a cheeky way to hopefully catch someone's attention, but to be honest it's even cathartic in some way to let out a wish you have, and of course, it's fine to provoke a bit of scandal for something that at this point should be completely inoffensive

*fun, not fine

Ok dude

a bj where i only take the tip bc i have a small mouth or if i really like you then i hurt my jaw trying to open wider

too manly…

Not when a girl is saying it, it wouldn't make me feel anything if it was gay

hmm true, i guess im just overly dysphoric sorry

Where do you live minimouth?

so, you're telling me I could bag a tranner gf looking like this? Hot mama!!!!

yea turns out the secret sauce is to be nice and decently established in life. that's really it

pnw

didnt work; she cheated on me

nice

decently established

FUUUCCCKKKK

You are
Yes?

Lies, you also have to not be morbidly obese

And just like that.... It's over

nothing in life is guaranteed anon. find another tgf and get back on that horse anon. she is missing out on (you) not the other way around

yea contrary to popular belief women really enjoy when men treat us kindly

well ya that is a given. if guys expect us ladies to look good we also want our potential bf to look good too !

i should just make a alt discord for talking to chasers

yeah it's ogre. i miss my honfidence

I'm nice sometimes but sometimes I'm mean, like katy perry

being mean

red flag

just realised Mexican food isn't sold with haggis as a normal meat option anywhere else in the world honestly if i was American i would blow my brains out

You're hot. You look like my Ex who is cis. You should just be confident.

:(
i want ffs
but whoring is scary :(

I'm only mean when my goth mommy gf doesn't put her big white snow globe breasts in my face to nurse on.

her big white snow globe breasts

Lol

lol shut up

i just do it on main idgaf

Rick posting has ascended to resurrection, this is now the Rick Easter

everyone wants big white snow globe breasts in their face anon

would it piss you off if you knew I was the real "Rick"?
I must know where frisson scampered off to

she is but ive never met anyone else who deserved me so I dont expect to meet anyone new before anhedonia and existentialism ruin what progress I made

Babe. Babe. GOCKY. WOCKY. Gocky wocky!!!!! ^_^ add me it's big.guymandude. I'm hella straight.

My only interaction with a tranner irl is her fucking up my bill in a restaurant and undercharging me hugely, me and my bros ate very cheap, thank you tranner.

mmm I love gocky wocky but not in a gay way, more so, in a pro-lgbt way

i’ve done that, i have that dyslexia thing with numbers

Did you give her a big tip?

most kids are really ignorant of basic internet safety to a scary degree

ayyyy yoloooo

if a chaser wants my national insurance number they can have it

I sat next to a tranner on a roller coaster recently. She was with her chaser bf and she was wearing the trans flag bracelet. Her bf was skinny and nerdy and kind of looked like Ren from ren and stimpy. She had big foot ball player shoulders. I told them they were a cute couple.

I love seeing this kind of chaser / tranner dynamic. It's like we're meant to be together by nature <3

I actually do have him added tho

well i guess i’m gonna whore now

the doorbell is about to ring and im gonna get scared and jump even though I know it's about to ring

dont do it, the std's aren't worth it. I should know, I caught the clap from a twink

what did bigguymandude do that makes people so mad about him? he seemed cool when i talked to him. did something happen?

he said he's always wanted to secretly transition to a MTF

it's just a meme because he was posting his discord so often that people started doing it for fun

oh that makes sense

I think it's mostly because he did the armchair therapist bit some times (he was not the only one) and some people here are paranoid schizophrenic and think anyone being nice is trying to prey on vulnerable people
people also spam j*nnies discord which I think makes more sense

I think it's

running gag because the guy was spamming his tag here for a while

the username is funny

he had a hater here who used to make fun of him for being bald and they would argue back and forth

wait ... are you that Rick? this is awkward

i’d get stds if it meant i get ffs

People here are very catty and cruel towards people, if they notice you're starting to actually put a foot forward in the chase game you will be hounded by chaser and tranny alike

The username is also funny

I'm the real Rick, I made a timestamp for twinkchan but I can't post because then I'll get banned since the mods hate me here for well... being Rick

i get why people would post hers as a joke but i guess i missed him being a caricature of himself

the only one that's truly shitty is HIV, the rest are curable or manageable. When I had the clap, my dick pissed yellow goop

That's true, it's why I stopped using my name except on discord

i’ll do whatever it takes

We don't really tip in the UK, just came up with the card machine, scanned my shit and I left, didn't notice how good it was till I left, 3 pizzas and two burgers for the price of a couple beers. Feel kinda bad now

NEW THREAD:

Not all tips have to be monetary

Spit on me, degrade me