Gaygen - Bruce lee edition

Post your favorite goon material sis.

potatos potatos
anyway it'll be good
fuck I wish I was drinking coffee rn but it's 10pm

I love that song, wasn't expecting that when I opened the link.

youtu.be/QJbDS3HSJ-E?si=CvsMziVYTiEvgJIu

I'm going on vacation to Atlanta!! I'm so excited!!

if odds sleep
if evens 30 minutes more

ah yes, the big apple

odds fake bish
evens real

i wanna move to berlin

at this point i'd prefer a xanax over any amphetamine
recently been getting into yerba mate would recommend as a substitute for coffee
love Monk don't think anything compares Oscar Peterson is good tho

when you going? i've been once and it was fun

and just cant hide it!

greetings everybody :3

read that as atlantis first :/

Last thread

klonopin is good. only ever used it once but it did the job

Hiii

Hi Rodney!

What do you like about Berlin?

Peterson was like the Jascha Heifetz of jazz piano, graceful yet incredibly fast while Monk's style was more deliberately
dissonant. I like both pianists for different reasons, I think they were not really in competition with each other.

KFC!!!

Now I get to get cozy in bougie comfort, sit back and do my favorite two things at once: eat fried chicken and find fault with gaygens gay homogaysexual homogays.

Which, may I remind you, are the gayest gay. And therefore the worstest gay. There is nothing gayer than the gay homogaysexual homogays. They are the gayest gaygaygaygay

But seriously, I am surprised that term is still in use. Go figure, gay homogays.

This dude is from bigen
I’ve seen him posting selfies there

What do you like about Berlin?

at least it's not bavaria
i hate it here and i like big cities with good public transport

pole enthusiast

what does that mean

penis enjoyer

i hate my life
why don t you care abt my suffering

You need a GYATT like shiza if you want people to care about you

Radomir Popov modeling today, he’s so handsome

so it is all abt looks, humans are extremely shallow creatures..

babe this website is for adults only, take ur teenage attitude back to snapchat or instagram or whatever apps are popular with the kids these days

omggg he could top me

Get in line bitch

cheers maybe something later to consider I was just being a little jokey, usually very skeptical about the drug pushing by big pharma
atm weed seems to be working fine but ty
I agree in that Monk is a lot less accessible however I just put Monk up with the likes of Coltrane in breaking bounds and being a genius technically and experimentally
rhythms, scales, he just turns it all on its head
pic related not Monk but probs one of my favourite albums of all time

Oh I like cities too! There's always something fun to do.

i suggest that you kys, from now on i want you to know that you are allowed to only reply with useful things to me or neutral at worst, i have no patience for such dumb narcissism from such a meaningless worm

:3

im a hon and i like "straight no chaser"
youtube.com/watch?v=7naC7TF9OU0

More of radomir…

i fucking hate all of you for bullying and harrassing me for being ugly, fuck you

purrrr

do you live in a blue zone anons or are you going to die early?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_zone

Since you guys are all gay or are pretending to be gay then maybe you can help me get some pussy. Get me some pussy, gays! That’s what I’ll say. I’ll say: “Get me some pussy, you gays!” and then you will deliver me the pussy.

sooo happy to just have a 2/10 butterface instead of being genuinely ugly

yea? *whack!*

im genuinely ugly and have a bad voice
i'd rather be fat like you

gays won t help you get pussy, i tried, it doesn t work
violence against women, my incel heart is so happy

Being fat only works if you are also supple and young. Shiza is in the prime of her breeding era, but not getting bred because there are no Asian cat boys in poland. And even if there were, they want muscular white chads. Many and such cases.

what about the estonian nerd?

I'm going in June

i want to suck dick please

bbc vacation?

you must be joking, a fat man will never be desirable
they only care when you’re skinny and beautiful

wish I was glugging pepsi

the big sour apple jolly rancher

I like diet Pepsi

I invented never wearing underwear and it’s swag brah

how about some ice water instead youtu.be/I_avjIm8h44

Pork chop with mustard & breadcrumbs
Brussel sprouts with lemon
Toast

ngl that was rly damn good

Most fat people aren't desirable. I'm not saying that fat guys are attractive because they're not, they're the grossest people on earth. But for some reason her genetics allowed her to look good.

I just saw this this morning. So the guy is getting smacked for being 18 and dating a 16 year old, which is apparently legal in that jurisdiction, or maybe its a Romeo Juliet law thing.

What I find interesting is that people are finally starting to ask what it is with middle aged men with apparently no other claim to recognition or income who focus on child sex for clicks and engagement.

Apparently no one remembers Mike Echols, the guy who "infiltrated" NAMBLA, the pro gay-pedo organization, wrote a book about another pedo, which became some tv drama, then went on to host a site with images of kids in cp for "identification" until someone finally asked why it was only boys. He then went on to die in jail for public masturbation.

I never trust these fucks any farther than I can throw them.

are u smart?

no i dropped out of uni like literally 10 years ago and never had a job
just bedrottin' and menthol illness

smash or pass?

Odd, I didn't know any of this. I thought she was being slapped for being a woman. In my culture if you come across a woman in public, it is permissible to slap them to relieve the stress of the day, or just because you want to.

Very nice indeed. I cant eat brussel sprouts though. I like the taste but they cause.... problems... picrel

I am a hug dealer (*´ω｀*)

gas

It's dey culcha

they need to cut your neet bux, make u starve, bring some yeast like life and drive, arctic voyage , mafia, merc in unraine

youtube.com/watch?v=6iZ_buAz55g

i like pepsi max
I also like red wine vinegar
might glug some with water

cat power is a queen

i'm making (bri'ish) scones uwu

i wanna homelessmode but im too old and ugly to sell my body

Fucking pumped for tonight. Standing in the cold and rain but I get to manhandle a bunch of amphibians to get them across the road. Might lick a few for the raw sexual thrill of it all

I just want to meet ONE normal well adjusted gay man to be my boyfriend

not bread
meat looks cooked in water instead of grilled...
2/5

i am so sophisticated

Come with me to touch newts. First one to spot picrel gets to top

I don't know if I've had that before!
And oh I like red wine vinegar on salad :p

Yummy! I hope they come out well!

Me too! Hopefully they're someone who shares similar interests as me.

is that a traditional english hiv remedy

filter failed... learn to cook tranny

white lotus is kinda amusing...

New floor? I love wood floors.

less talking more workin

soon
i don't like the current laminate so I'm changing it

red wine vinegar & water
it's roman

Imagine him with your dick in his mouth. That's the entire post.

toasted with the heat of the moment :0

bottom wrists

I be hitting that weed vape like a big penis I’m sucking.

Oh nice! I hope you get the floor you want!

Didn't he troon out?

i was told he trooned out unfortunately

Lmao every time

No because he isn't growing breasts. He is an androgynous tomboy now and even hotter. Unfortunately he has bottom mind sickness and is a coal burner.

(

No because he isn't growing breasts

uhuh, taking notes

no just thin wrists. it's impossible for a heterosexual to be a true bottom

make a vid of puffing smoke into a bag and putting it over your head

imagine bish and fyre hanging out…

a heterosexual

lol

i hate being ugly :'(

cringe
make tortoise soup

your teeth were made to shovel dirt into your mouth

larry the weremole

hyrax

bottoms drink tea, tops drink coffee

androgynous tomboy

Wtf does this even mean. If he's a guy he can't be a tomboy

haha making fun of smth that i cannot fix that fucks up my face, haha

I bring a flask of coffee to work every day. 4 scoops

coffee pushes stool forward

Do not ask tops to explain themselves, or what their penis desires. You will not get a 50 paragraph in depth analysis from one, like you would with gaydead grandpa.

yes

I thought you had to work from home job? maybe I'm wrong. Anyway you do see more developed, like the past ocd is gone and you've accepted your place as a good obedient bottom for black mens.

it means he's trans but trying to be cute about it and people are falling for it

I just want ritalin and to do autistic shit

good night daddy <3

Being healthy is a blessing and a curse. Realized that I'm probably low in vitamin D from the winter. Started supplementing it again about a week ago and OMG I'm SO fucking horny now. Ugh.

i just took some ritalin lol
im runnin out tho because i was to depressed to renew my script
also taking a lot of nicotine

dick goes up, dick goes down. can’t explain that

How would you know that?

prioritize menthol health by posting hole

basic observational skills

I like question marks. It's not really that odd for people on this site. Especially now that it seems to be more acceptable. Girls that try very half-heartedly to look like boys but still look like girls, and boys that look like girl boy girl. See you don't want an explanation for me

fuck I'm lactating again

boys that look like girl boy girl.

this is not allowed

the northwest is so miserable, I could never live there, not enough sunny days

whats up with gigi lately?
fat cook
footie goy
bish
marea
spring time or what?

Oh ok I'll make sure to follow the rules lol

I'm either not paying attention or care enough about gigi to notice a difference.

who asked?

I think you like being ugly and wallowing around in your misery. You do nothing at all to change... you obviously enjoy it.

important blogpost
voca.ro/1f50nLBn6tJU

voca.ro/1f50nLBn6tJU

im a 30 year old hon, unemployed and ugly
what would you do in my situation?

you phrased your post with a question can, read it again you psycho

wasnt me retard

uh uh umm uh uh umm uh uh ummm yeah uh uh ummm yeah uh uh uh uh ummm yummy

dont bring xer u will summon xer again

lolschizo

why would you drink red wine vinegar and water?

voca.ro/1hCBdCh76gXG

interview wasnt over
is she crossdressing?

how hairy is your hole

i like programming sometimes
i would like to make my own clothes but i have no idea where to start
your voice/accent is nice, where are you from in ingland?
do you have a craft?

do you still have staph ass

Unironically great advice for everyone here.

the sudden 1 am urge to get my life together

lol

btms
amirite

ride the wave bro, it may not come again soon

voca.ro/1iO7RqglPO7W

maybe i can take a shower in the morning and go for a walk
i have been outside like 5-6 times this year, i don't even go outside to buy my own food anymore

in the morning

you already lost bro

i zont carrre

comfy, how old is your doge?
what's your opinion on guildford? what's your opinion on germans?

i cant go outside without waking up my mom and she will be mad :( also it's dark and scary outside, im a blottom

...

No way Im gonna try to follow the discussion itt.

But I must note the Colonels gravy is choice, for franchise fare.

youtube.com/watch?v=LSBFTKI-zIM

I will now resume nomnoming and watching this lateste god-awful brainlet Tucker interview. At least it gives me something to be mad about and a reason to shout at the computer.

Im already mad because I think I have to do a big shopping trip tomorrow, which I hate because it means spending money, on account of I am very greedy, and I prefer to keep my shekels.

Plus it means going outside, which means putting me dangerously close to other people, and grass.

Still think Imma pull the trigger on those MyPillows soon though. They are just so eternally fluffy.

ikr?

american?

ill be going to sleep soon rejoice

no im from yurop

voca.ro/1GJ6S5Sn394j

Talking about the Cory putsch car one? A lil sus how much he danced around the "if this car is as good and simple as you say it is, why don't you make them commercially". Although he seemed super willing to make tucker one, so hopefully that actually happens and we can see for ourselves

whats the images implication?

it was sauteed then braised in water & lemon, i tried sauteed g yesterday but it burned before it was done cuz its thick

i thought europe was safe

It was safe until they started bringing the you know who's in

i only know guildford because that's where the studio which made little big planet is located and i know it's somewhere in the south lol
does oxford/cambridge have many hot rowers? i imagine the men there are hot. do you like rowing or any other sports?
you should visit germany uwu
i don't like the south either, i prefer northern germ
southern germ is the worst of both worlds
what's your opinion on sheffield and more norf english cities? it seems cool to me. can you imitate that accent?

i used to go out at night alone but then i had anal sex with a 50 year old and now im low key traumatised
but yeah it's pretty safe if you're not menthol

it doesnt seem very layered to me

i don't know how to respond to this

that's basically what the psychiatrist told me lol

i dont get, race nationality swap but whats the implication? top is white in media? but in reality both are brown? idgi

i cut my own hair and at first it looked quite okay but now 2 weeks later it looks like shite
it's only shoulder length now so i can't afford just cutting half of it to see how it turns out
how do i fix dis

were you raped?

voca.ro/1lE0w51NmaBB

its achilles and patroclus sis

LOL. Phaedrus agrees.

how long does it take?

not really but i did not want to have sex and he pressured me and i was on a crazy amount of drugs
ate myself for it
but before that he touched me without asking and that kinda stuff but that's just being a bottom

the hole that launched a thousand ships

i wonder how many shits i have taken in my life
im like 30
youtube.com/watch?v=MHzREY32tYQ

maybe you should be traumatised about drugs and not the night then

before that he touched me without asking and that kinda stuff but that's just being a bottom

hmm

After years of dropping hints about being raped, it turns out it didn't happen. Troons not even once.

yeah i dont use drugs anymore apart from nicotine

like 15m... i use a thermometer instead of timer to make sure its always perf

You killed my top, REEEEE

youtu.be/vm3TjRxntQk

baby steps

youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ
do you want to break free gayge?

No, I did see that snore though. And last week he did a really awful one with Steve Witkoff.

This one is with a guy named Andrew Isker, who is rambling about religion but keeps dancing around actual issues. Like calling abortion secular child sacrifice instead attributing it to what it actually is, a product of the organized program to cede social wisdom to the female mind and then call the outcome something other than what it is.

These arent sacrifices to Baphomet. Its women being whores because rights matter more than social sanity. I can respect a female being a female in the same way I an appreciate dogs being dogs. What I cant do is pretend a creature with a brain selected to mature as slowly as possible is who you should consult for social policy decisions, reason and social integrity.

Remember when people in Europe insisted putting women in power would bring peace? That went well. Turns out that when you give a person with such penis envy that they devote their lives to proving they can do the job of men, suddenly giving them a military to play with doesnt turn out so well.

Idw rant anymore though. I wanna enjoy my chicken dinner and chill. This video is making me mad enough with its brainlet pseudo nonsense.

why do spiders get stuck in the bath
they have sticky feets ffs

and then you fall asleep and completely lose it when you wake up

im a 30 year old manbaby

that seems like a very common phenotype nowadays

im not convinced... still though, animals need to burn...
u 'now hwhat, this is like using a gas grill, when charcoal is available!

kek

Oh god i love this image so fucking much

i think its psychological; the spiders FEEL like they cant get out the bath so they dont try
its very much like life, if you dont believe in urself, ull never escape ur mental bath cage

I thought the witcoff one was inoffensive. He's in the middle of negotiations so he cant give opinions outside the presidential directive but there was an interesting level of geopolitical insight. The tariff one was great IMO. Prob gonna come back to that one a couple times

how to fix dis

ugly and gaydead and yet strangers and old folks will still randomly try to rope me into conversation for no reason.
leave me alone.

Oh shut up tex, you are not ugly.

children fear me and most adults give me a wide berth and mocking looks. you know not my pain.

ruined genitalia tho... thats worse!
its like a nice hookup with gonorrhea after

what r u doing to children that they are so intimidated by u

The tariff one was great

I skipped it, but maybe I should give it a look. The Witkoff one made me mad, because hes an American official who begins with explaining why we should keep supporting the wholesale annihilation of some rebels over real estate, and then somehow ends by concluding we should therefore also fund this foreign countries war on six different fronts.

I'll leave it there though. I am trying to be quiescent so's I can mellow a bit. Imma need a nap soon I think.

existing apparently.

I like picking my nose and digging waaaaay deep into my ears. Tickles the ivories in a real fun way

how do u know they are afraid? do they scream and run away? shake and cry?

they stare daggers into me or give me the same mocking looks that adults do.

so sweet honey

that doesnt sound like fear to me, it sounds like they are entranced by u

bitch, you are 32 and with at least one abortion
you are an adult and they are your peers

you are an adult and they are your peers

please fucking kill me i did NOT ask for this.

literally every trip blacking out the mental illness board

wish I could say I didn't see this coming

Relax everyone. Bottoms experience gay death at approximately 20 years old on average. You've all been gay deceased for a long time now.

That’s such a retarded phrase, “gay dead” what the fuck do you mean “gay dead”?

topz?

live forever

It refers to your desirability in the gay community. To be gay dead is to be undesirable by most of the gay.

Heh, yeah sorry kid, not everyone has what it takes to be a real live image board star.

Unfortunately it's never the worst ones that kill themselves off or get arrested. So here we are. Stuck with the shit that's too crusty and misshapen to flush down the drain

do foot fetishists get off to their own feet?

This is bullshit
You can handle the Uber instincts of my Uber autism

blacking out the mental illness board

i dont know what ur trying to say with that

reddit moment

Dumbass doesn't even know his bingo lingo... Pathetic

i dont play bingo

No power still and have to throw away most of my food, fuck
Internet spotty
Cold
So much wasted food

We've come to the conclusion that I'm 7% gay. Where's the 7% gay general

do bio women really get off to this?

reddit moment

says the retard that believes in “Gay death”

Funny

Sorry bro, iktf. If it's cold you shouldn't have to throw away everything, maybe some of it can last a while longer without spoiling? When my power went out in October it was still 90° daily here, and everything went bad quickly.

1 chance at life

I have inverted nipples as a guy

what the fuck

show me

Is this tank and his black bf?

Quints of evil have betrayed your post. Do you really think bottom stay desirable forever?

You just fat sis. Lose the weight.

tank could only dream of such an ass
couldnt even dream

I tried taking metformin 1000 MG daily
to help curb my hunger
and it does not work

do they reverse aroused?

y nuevo

Theres definitely an audience for it among them but its probably less than 1 in 8