Qott: who would you like to kiss?
/gaygen/ boys kissing
gross op
a juicy penith
not gay leave
pleasantly gay stay
looool imagine if i had acidic saliva and i would lick that dick outline until the shorts dissolve looool imagine ahahahahaha
idk why i thought that and wrote that and i posted that, i need a second coffee i think
im gay
Just bite the shorts off like a hungry shark
Want it in one of my holes
not gay
those are kids
Ily shizas you're fine, tea girl sassy snap
You can't rn you're preg
those are kids
Out foul creature
well one of them draws worse than a kid!
on a scale of 1-10, tell me how sexy you think this is. When I wear shorts (that are short, not the long knee-length ones), you can see my boxer briefs peeking out at the bottom of the shorts as I walk around
When I wear shorts (that are short, not the long knee-length ones), you can see my boxer briefs peeking out at the bottom of the shorts as I walk around
girls out here drafting for her romance novel, show a photo
...stop being gay! gosh,
Just had a wank to leadpaint's most recent photos :/
Pig collaborators will also be sent to the slaughterhouse
Why are you :/ like you didn't enjoy it?
the trip Cooper but he doesn’t post here anymore
That's me :)
don’t wanna sleepy
Feeling ashamed
what's the point with that? just don't instead
Can you post tummy please
I told you to beg last time, i would have if you didn't disappoint me then
if only he would take me, as his bf. sigh
Sorry I was asleep
be more sorry
I miss you
Do you want me to lick your boots too
I'll do it if you make a vocaroo for me telling me all about how much you want it
I feel just awful inside like there’s a knot in my chest or stomach. I’m almost a little bit nauseous and out of breath, but not really. I don’t know, it’s weird I can’t quite articulate it exactly. I think it’s an anxiety episode or something else mental maybe. Goddamn what the fuck. Sorry for this, I just had to write it down somewhere.
Do you have a discord
a vocaroo you dumb bitch, you know what to do
I’m shy
i don't remember asking
I don't get why people eat like this.
People should have a max of 500 calories a meal 2-6x a day. Anything more than that per meal is bad for you
eat once a day
Drink some cool water, breathe in through your nose for 7 seconds, hold for 7 seconds, exhale through the mouth for 7 seconds
i was never going to post any more photos, thanks buddy
isn't leadpaint a total bottom with a dog dildo collection
I eat 90%+ of my food in one meal a day, it seems good for me
This is not me
Okay Jager. I will accept your advice because you were my favourite defensive operator back when I used to play R6. But seriously thanks.
damn can't believe you fooled me
lol melty
I read that Olympic athletes eat up to 10-12000 calories a day spread across 10-12 meals. MIchael Phelps ate like that.
i like the way you say tranny
his peak body
You're welcome
Did something happen?
Also who was your favorite attacker?
ive tried that and it just made me fat, your body actually gets fatter if you try to starve yourself, you need to increase your metabolism by eating more spread out across the day to lose weight
You’re the one fooling me tho
yeah cuz athletes famously have sustainable healthy lifestyles and stay at peak efficiency for years :S
Oh no don't be humble, celebrate your win. I got tricked
the cookie crumbles so easily, i had to shove the whole darn thing in my mouth before it fell hehehe heeheeeee :3
For me I'm losing 2lbs+ a week
I can't imagine getting erectile dysfunction and losing function of my dick. That's more terrifying than balding.
Can’t you take the bluepill
balding isn't that scary
Hot take incoming but you have to be so ugly if you need your hair to look good
I would like to kiss someone who wants to kiss me (ʃƪ＾3＾)
Unfortunately I don't know anyone who wants to kiss me
(ʃƪ＾3＾)
you're for sure that one dude that avatarfags with that one pink and white dog lmao
jealousy is a disease that killlls brother
I like my hair look good
what's your thoughts on people that have a dedicated folders filled with various reaction images from the same characters for avatar use?
my wig transcended
show me
Yeah not wrong. Hair can be part of aesthetics and it's nice to have a choice but if you have a cute/handsome face you'll still have that without hair
I posted in previoust thread
lmao you've been my favorite part of the thread tonight
Nah nothing really happened. Just stressful life. My favourite attacker was Thatcher.
Same
How you feeling now?
gaygens back
just finished what was easily a two pound cheese steak
watching Fuentes
just pulled the trigger on seven more MyPillows
was able to finish all my spring shopping online
nice wretched weather all day ahead to keep the neighborhood quiet and indoors
bunny outside gorging on apple wedges under my window bushes
I am very pleased.
I like the moment when both of us are naked together looking at and touching each other
Whaa? What dog?
You sound like a snowflake
I don't take offense
maybe you should
You guys should relax
You're free to drop the nametag any time you want to be treated like everyone else
what music are you listening to if anything?
youtube.com
You like me
I was so ready to start a fight about your taste but i kinda like this
I'm sorry to burst your bubble but no, i actually dislike you
I am in bougie bliss. Shoo, riff-raff.
tfw no expired twink gbf
hnnng
payday again
what to buy this week
I am feeling a little better now. Just tired and probably need some sleep. Have a good day/night.
gbf
I miss the Anon who used to send me cute animals. I hope they're okay.
buy me a ticket outta here
Thank you. You too.
Hi bb, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Do you like eggs?
hotter take incoming:
you have to be so ugly if you need a physical body to look good
what now bitch?
Cont'd
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up.
fat people just need an outlet imo, a lot of them are really creative but don't know how to express it
What are you even if you don't have a physical body? how would that work?
Last part
After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Bb ;)
an Avatar that transcends physical matter
I will be skinny in september
when are you going to develop a personality that isn't just tankanon?
he has other good tunes
youtube.com
have you ever met a guy, and felt a deep connection, like beyond sexual
Ywnbam, your fat distribution will remain feminine, you will always have periods, you will be forced to take birth control, your hips will always be wide
post pic, I doubt you're even fat
this sounds like a lemon demon song
I have a picture for this
Me on left.
Why you guys always have to be mean?
yeah, sometimes you just know there is something more there than physical attraction, those relationships hurt more when they end though...
Whaaaaaaat :s
Never again, I can't handle the bullying anymore
I have a picture for this
of course you do, we all know you've collected a folder filled whit pictures for every occasion
you're right, lemon demon is so much fun to listen to
Source of image pls :)
Yes, but don't catch adult people hearing you say so
posted on trip by mistake in Anon Babble im gonna hara kiri now
yes but i chose a generally sexless relationship with stability over something more hedonistic.
Lol, what gen?
Why go anon ever?
who else would ever gass him up if not for himself?
ffxiv, i was gonna post "liz lemon demon" here, embarassed myself for a stupid 30 rock pun i didnt even get to make
cause ppl dont trip on those other boards
i think a lot of gays in the world are so mean because they don’t know real love
Grim
very likely, i can tell people become really uncomfortable when they see overweight people having a good time
Yes, gg gets upset at me having joy
I see you acting like you're somebody else
That's because they all fake bitches sis. How can you know real love when you fake as fuck.
wdym by that
as i lay, dreaming of gbf, i envision a paradise where we can be our true selves
what do you think i mean by that?
i have no idea what you mean by it im zoned out
gosh i really need some meat for breakfast
you're making me frustrated
I really want my gun cerakoted
ditto!
yea, stuff like that and skincare and going to the gym or wearing nicer clothes, etc. are all copes, beauty it is only all abt genetics, looksmaxxing is a cope for the most part..
gm
So who won yesterday?
the cowboys
bm
i almost fell for the dumb retarded prank yesterday and left forever, i am sure some did and will never come back, how retarded the management of Anon Babble has to even be, i assume it is intentional to kill this site
how old are you?
Good for them. It was kinda fun to be in b towards the end, very hectic. Fun prank this year
Did you guys really suffer from no Anon Babble?
wym?
no. i am miserable using it and i am miserable not using it, not really a difference
i took refuge in Anon Babble, saw delta try to trip then immediately get shut down lmao
20
sorry i thought you were older
how rude!
i think it'd be really funny if a dude somehow made me his exclusive bottom out if no where. like i'm just minding my own business in public and he suddenly shows up and is like, "you're my bottom now", and i'm just like "okay."
actually that could be a good anime story. call it, my silly gay boyfriend
What do you look like now?
I'd do this, but I weigh 300 lbs.
"I see you acting like you're somebody else, you're making me frustrated" would have made a lot more sense to you if you were maybe like 10 years older
i do this but the bottom usually dials 911 and runs away
erhm, i get nervous around cute guys, can't help it
okay i get it now lol, never listened to much avril
I'm not cute. I think that's the problem.
did they really just took down the site for a whole day as a joke
what is r9k all abt? i see only porn and incel stuff there
friendly reminder that twink chasers are still going to be looking for boys like that as they get older and creepier
8 years ago?? the vibes are like 16 years ago easily lmao
Can hou please leave? I'm so serious
Glad we’re back, b and r9k gave me snake aids.
oh well, that's unfortunate but like not really my problem so
anyway, i run away from cute guys because they're so darn intimidating i just cant even
this is my bf and we're getting married. Deal with it
Meh it depends. If a 21yo twink was interested I'd be down. I'd also love a night with a 30yo
A little chubby
what's the oldest you'll go?
squeak
ffxiv
not a tranny tho
lol
i took a dip in the polish thread on Anon Babble haha was refreshing
monster huntet went fucking woke :(
why though? what is up with this irrational hate for me?
i play as DUDES and i would be playing FFXI if i had money already but im waiting on a paycheck
shriek
dudes
wearing a dress
k
so true
RIP Val Kilmer :(
imagine dying on April's fools day
Lol what's that? He looks trans with girl hair, a dress, and then a huge body.
this person did not play the game if he put autism on the fucking palico instead of werner, he literally have a line about having trouble understanding social cues
screaming internally
it's a tabard you retard
I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS IRRATIONAL HATE FOR ME
im gay and I'll gay you up
be meaner
it's a tabard you retard
Agp noises luv. Please go tell lesgen I'm sure they would love to hear it.
i am become sleep paralysis
I do, your posts in this thread so far has been embarrassing
im being as mean as i can
I've seen you meaner babe, i just want to see you stand up for yourself
I wish shiza was in my bed right now and had paralysis iykyk
so the truth is embarrassing lmao
i am like an oracle, i see and know all
no your posts have been embarrassing, let me know if you need any more help understanding what i said
He was very mean to me a few days ago, I cried all night
An orange drink iykyk
Do not fucking reply to me again dude, i don't consent to this
He's so editorial
Faceless pics? I kinda like that
little bitch
whats that
I cried all night
Fr?
t. retarded fem low iq snarky faggot
bro, you look like you smell even being while being anorexic like that, you cannot hide being ugly behind anorexia, you are UGLY
Automatic 10 replies in any board; make a simple post that says you don't like the look of foreskin. Ohhhhhhboy now you did it!
Late 30s maybe
Like high-brow quirky magazine fashion
look like you smell
What do i look like? please do show the thread. unless this is just a weird cope for you of course
but how does that apply
Yes but I don't want to post pics again
Words hurt
You should hear the things he say to me bro, he have a spicy mouth
You posted them?
I don't want to post pics again
Why not? I'd love to see what you look like
so do my hands but you were not in slapping range
He have a spicy mouth, and yet he can't eat spicy food. Ironic. He only eat chicken nugget, potato, and a toast.
discord is working hard tonight, did he ask you all to reply to that?
i can tell how you look like based on how you write buddy, looks determine everything, even your writing style, you look like your face is a toilet
youre pmsing sis
That’s a kid anon, you’re a pedophile.
I looked at a bunch of random shit. Read about the Billy Mitchell case and how he cucked the YouTuber and won it
i can tell how you look like
Did you want me to pretend to be offended by what you think i look like?
hi sigma sis you really pmo u nt shkspr bruu yhu pmo fr
Da
Nyet
Same though.
Abusive
one of those were my posts I'm just fishing for yous lmao
Are you just not comfortable posting the same thing again?
Him pay 0.07 ruble per reply
idc abt you man, i just feel like shit bc life is like that
Sometimes I'm shy
i just feel like shit bc life is like that
lmao the only reason i care about you is because you're easy to make fun of
You can't eat spicy? Oh noe is over. I only eats spicy food
No worries. I do like a bit of a belly though
saved, oooh that was a mistake chaser
I tolerate it well but don't enjoy it
ya but i hope that you are smart enough to realize that i am trolling
be me
shid posties for yous
get 10 replies
don't read any of them
Why I'm like that bakas
I miss tankanon
what makes you think i give a shit that you're pretending like this was trolling? you're making just as much of an ass of yourself either way
Do you give belly rubs?
imah take a piss and then passout
me too i want to see his willy
Yes please. Especially if that includes the belly button. Is yours sensitive?
I love it. I like the challenge of the burn, making it burn so you can barely stand it. And then you feel refreshed afterwards, you feel alive
how can a subhuman like you dare to talk to me like that? it is baffling to me
cringing so hard at this kek
i own you bitch, you are allowed to cringe only when i tell you to
reddit and bluesky fucking suck lol
I want to ram my penis up his anus
manifesting tankanon hole pics
grats to gg, 4chinz back
keep roleplaying this is so funny
Yes I don't like it touched
here is real
fuck off inpatient
the sigma male life is not for weaklings like you, it is very hard, but someone must do it, you should be grateful for your beta life
Why didn't you troonsed
you really thought didn't you?
epic troll my dude, I'm so upset right now
yeas!
you shouldn't have
so true sis let's share mare codes and erp in the quicksands with all the other sissy malera~
What about normal belly rubs?
i not only not have mare but i have a macro that hides ALL players
i hate having depression :'(
bucko lol
Why would you macro hiding all players? Are you really that antisocial? lol
I am smart strong and gay.
?
I love them especially when my stomach hurts
You sounds like a womens , more so than the actual three trannies that are in here right now lmao
count the monte sissito
players look obnoxious in this game lol
lmao @you
I (22M, twink) have been dating this absolute unit of a man (26M, built like a Greek god and hung like one too) for almost a year. Love him to death, he treats me right, all that cute stuff. BUT. And this is a BIG but — he will not let me top. I’ve brought it up!!! Multiple times!!! And every time he either laughs, kisses my forehead, and goes “aww baby no,” or just straight-up changes the subject like I didn’t just say “can I rail you one time please.” I’m not even asking to rearrange his organs. I just wanna experience what it’s like to be the one doing the plowing for once. I’m tired of being folded like laundry every night while he looks like he’s doing CrossFit. Like sir?? Maybe I wanna do some cardio too?? He says I’m “too cute” to top. What does that even mean. Is this like some unspoken gay law I missed?? Anyway. I don’t know what to do. I love our dynamic and obviously he’s got the cake and I’m not mad about my usual role BUT I also don’t wanna feel like my wants are just a joke?? Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
can you give me meth
for sure if you try to be funny just once
36m, cool reddit story
you have to be meaner than that, say what you really want to say
I’m so touch starved that if I ever became intimate with somebody I’d probably start crying and cum in my pants and fall asleep.
post quads
Well that's not very nice, is it now? How would you feel if the roles were reversed?
well u dont have to worry...
ik that i wasn t talking to you dawg, i just want meth in general from anybody but it is good that you have some i guess
not my fault that you are an autist so you have no emotions to laugh
I can't imagine topping
i don't think there's a lot of people that even think about you
not my fault that you are an autist so you have no emotions to laugh
point to one of your funny post and we'll have the rest of the thread judge it for me
I'd gladly rub your belly even if you don't want your belly button touched
Do you even wash it?
I’m gonna cum in your pants and cry
i just washed them...
u do tho
please sing gucci flip flops
Always mix...
even racemix?
chocolate and vanilla swirl sweeerl
Good boy, i appreciate the attempt
Especially
I’m crying anyway sorry about your pants
crying isnt helping anyone sis
Yes, does everyone not?
You're too cute, i forgive you
I’m sorry ;_;
Is one piece even a good manga?
neither does apologizing retard, be a man
lawl
Idk but men should wear one piece all the time everywhere they go
:)
Do not do this again you fucking weirdo, i barley know you
You would know a lot about being a retard, thank for advice
Come on on you csn do better than that, go in harder
pain and suffering and pain and suffering
it means that i am still human at least, idk if that is a good thing though
god i need a guy like this (your bf, not you)
unless he says aww baby no like a fag
COOPER
KOCH
my light in this dark cave of misery
<3
shiza hates black people :(
based
cope
Evidently not everyone does. Which is weird
Exactly, faggot!
Revolvers are lame
cope about what exactly?
12 shots...
what a waste of money
he wanted that snake daddy dick baaaaaad
You'll never be a cowboy
old faggy fit men were made for fat middle aged musclar dicks
i have real mental issue and i still suffer heavily with depression and mood swings and shit and even though i keep feeling a bit better each day, i also become more antisocial and that is very hard to manage, at some point i will be like a psychopath and hf managing that shit and you will know it will be true bc i will just randomly suddenly leave this place in the next 6 months probably and no, i won t kms, i will just mentally be gone so i won t care anymore and i will probably get into trouble but who cares anyway, not like it will bother me anymore then.. you are a pussy buddy and pray to god that you will never have to run into me on the streets then..
Miso soup sounds really good right now
A second turd has hit shiza's stretched overweight belly button
Is this what trad women dream of
i have real mental issue
lmao no way, thanks for the novel but that short part i quoted was all read
/Gachi/: Masculine/Muscular Gay General
Reject the online dating, nsfw, maxxing, crossdressing, emo, leftist echo chamber and other cringe!
it's always one of these kind of people trying to make their own split off gen
you are so pathetic shitting on mentally ill people
found this webcomic about shiza
I hate these retards
I'm sorry you thought i was better than that
i’m putting a poo in the loo
*but in a gay way
what the fuck is a schlub
I'm so curious why you have that saved
Good
It's like a nobody guy who dresses poorly, usually short and fat
i hope i move to your city at some point and i randomly find you on grindr and do some nasty shit to ya, you never know if the friendly chill mofo that you talk to, actually wants to tie you up and rape you and if you say that you will never talk to me bc i am ugly, i can just catfish your ass, put you to sleep and then hf
there you go fantasizing again
All gay men have interest in women's fashions
you sound like a bisexual
i think this is satire lol
i am just angry, bad horrible mood swings and you are a loser trying to feel better abt yourself and probably into me too
Listen honey, in my fascist gay voice - everyone here is trans besides me. So I get special leeway. And that's because trannies are straight men. So I'm at least a half which is more.
I wish you'd commit satire, ugly big backed bitch.
Holy shit kill yourself already, no one asked about any of that
i do dabble in satire
i don t want to fuck you bro, quit trying
Laughing so hard at this
i wan t you should fuc k me inna ass, im ready for it don t hold back i want sausage daddy
i smell someone bothered
hot and bothered that you won t fuck me with you big meat wand
Fuck schulbza instead, (¿¿she??) is a tranny so she's natural when it comes to prostitution
i wan t to chug off cocks and get bukkaked by peasant farmers
Good morning fuckers. Missed you.
you are not a tough guy cooper, you are an fat autistic loser from norway living on the mercy of society on neetbux, the reason you are here is that your mom is getting fucked in her twat in the other room by some arab cock and you try to forget and wipe your fucking tears, i bet you have loud music on too so you don t have to hear her moans, dw bud, arabs would fuck anything, after he is done with that bitch maybe you will be in luck and it will be your turn too loser
with you big meat wand
why are you trying to gass me up while im actively talking shit about you?
ugh i want to swallow up your big cock banana nigger get in there
What's your goal with these actually? like you keep fantasizing about all this shit do you want me to pretend like it's real or? let met know about your plan
erm... (lol)
don t tell me what to feel, im in heat for you rearrange my intestines bitc h
I want to binge eat
you do that anyway anytime you're transpregnant
fuck the ugly nerd emoji has my teeth, kms now
nerd = ugly
THE HARDCOOORE and gentle BIIIG TIME SENSUAAALITYYY
Holy, that's a lot of agp fantasies at once
you're not getting away that easy buddy, you clearly think you know a lot about me. What part of getting free neetbux every month did you think i didn't enjoy?
Do you enjoy the never being a man part of poonerism?
do you ever get embarrassed about falling for it or are you still unaware?
Okay CooperPooner
lmao
brb, too busy cumming in my own coffee before drinking it
I'm not pregnant
the only thing worse than a psychotic namefag is a retard who gives them attention (and thereby shits up half the thread)
You're so random xD
i am clearly a poor mentally ill person that requires help
pls give help, ALSO I FUCKING LOATHE MY TEETH
Genuinely do not understand you
NEW
Of all your people you resemble a rat the most and your nose looks like it vacuums bills
Have to do a fucking random drug test at work, fuck my gay faggot life