Everyone is going to assume this is bait but I figured it's worth asking

Bottoms will flock to you they want that virgin top dick.

I like guys who have never fucked any guy before, but not if they also haven't fucked any women either lol

Wrong in what way? Morally or factually?

Can't you just find a dorky asian girl in your PhD program like the rest of us?

Funny you mention that. The only women who's like that is the one who will probably supervise my dissertation defense. She's in her 40s and still very much a woman at the end of the day

So, bi guys who have had sex with women before, but no men?

This is almost my exact story op. I learned i didn't get along with or understand women after 27 years of pining for them but being too ugly for them to approach me, looksmaxxing and being more successful than ever to the point where they approached me, and hating every second i spent with them because i felt like a skinwalker and couldn't actually be myself.

I dated a twink instead and gave into my bicurious side, I'm happier than I've ever been, i make more money, and i have a nice quiet life. Go for it, it's brighter on the other side.

lol

OP the reality is you'll never really be able to relate to cis women since they're almost entirely a different species. Learning to accept that is like the first step in dating. You aren't doomed, maybe try dating a tranny or something.

I am not drawn to trannies.

Welcome to reality. It gets boring and it can be a lonely road. Women don't share my niche technical interests and I don't expect them to. You'll find that gays and trannies are equally dull as well. You have to either date someone for the sake of dating which is what most people do or learn to compartmentalize yourself and have interactions within controlled confines that you define. Presenting that side of yourself gets tiring after a while. There's no cheat code to this.