/chasergen/ Ride the Lightning Edition

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/chasergen/ Ride the Lightning Edition

Old thread Qott: Do you call people who share your interests but in a more mainstream way posers?

no. i usually call them women.

Oh wow a thread for people who are fascinated with broken things wtf is wrong with you?

i don’t call anyone. i prefer texting

i call anyone who shares any of my interests a poser and im always right

qott

No
Hah women am I right?

let's chat babe

There are no women on the internet. Not even here.

qott: yes I do. This confuses zoomers, who don't really understand what subcultures are or what it means to be mainstream.

if it looks female, I put my dick in it

i’m broken but i’m trying to kintsugi myself into something beautiful

i love eating food and having sex am i a poser

ok nvm thats the exception you are enlightened

Bringing a big cock tranner to a metal concert

thanks, poser

About fucking what, huh?
Gross but I can at least respect your attraction to women instead of tranners.
There is no beauty in that

hehehehe

posing naked men so i can take their photo

you don't look good when you're angry babe

i wanna do this... need a chaser 2 b my muse

if it looks female, I suck their dick

Good cuz im fucking ugly as sin anyways

what about if it looks like a boy

gay

when I look at you, I see a work of art babe

every single thing you said is true. all of it. being trans is a curse, you are so right

Wrong, the female penis is the apex of beauty in this planet, the most feminine of all objects

what a disgusting freak. kill yourself or lock yourself away, either one, whatever it takes for you to never harass trans women with your presence ever again. you disgust me, fetishist. i hate you. i hope you have the awful life that you deserve and then kill yourself at the end.

what if i dont really look like anything at all. is that okay

juicy female penises

yeah, conformists are gay

cocksexual chasers are inherently evil and deserve lobotomization unless they accept they are closeted gay men in denial

Let's chat babe

not true you look like this girl i dream about

Ah yea a fucking disasterpiece to frame on your wall. Barely even fucking human. You admire pain and misery and you make yourself subhuman for it.
Kys
God, thank you.
Yer a poser for not not liking anything as good as me. ;3

good morning pichu

I'm bi get rekt

cocksexual trannies are inherently evil and deserve lobotomization unless they accept they are closeted gay men in denial

Goodbye horses

I admire your willpower and bravery babe

vagina bf

No, that seems so early 2000s

ive accepted it and im HAPPY. im not closeted though and chasers REALLY dont like it
who the fuck is she. you're dreaming about other girls? are you serious? you can't even be loyal to me when you're fucking unconscious? i want a thousand word essay of apology with crying and whimpering

gm

good morning bronya
grab your icepick we're blinding and lobotomizing cocksexual "straights" today
bi is fine, youre a little gay and you acknowledge it

who the fuck is she

its you

what is a cock sexual

Im not brave im a fucking coward. Bravery would have been continuing to rep for the sake of people that depended on me or eating that timely bullet when I realized I was trans. Im a brittle, frail, failed person - a facsimile or success rotting from within who hates everything about itself.
The art you admire is doing to disintegrate into dust
And
I hate your guts. Total chaser death. Kys

Pls.
Down with freaky weird chasers.

oh so u think the version of me you dream about is equivalent to the me that i experience? you've basically made a sex doll of me to fuck what the hell is your problem. ur sleeping on the couch tonight
i have no problem with cocksexuals. sorry!

you've basically made a sex doll of me

n-no we just hang out and sometimes she holds my hand and we make fun of chasers together

you're not a coward babe you followed your heart and instincts you see rotting because you're placing an heavy burden of expectation on you, but you can do it babe

Realistically, why would I be into srsussy?

okay i forgive you. :)

down with freaky weird trannies

There is no burden of expectation what the actual FUCK are you talking about?
God "hey, I admire you for being born without your leg and using a wheelchair to get around" this is what you sound like FUCK. YOU.

it’s always weird when my intrusive thoughts start posting themselves in the thread. makes me feel unreal

yay :) sometimes we fuck too

hop in

i have no problem with cocksexuals. sorry!

they fetishize and objectify us to indulge in secret gay sex because of their own shame. they deserve to be punished for this. why would you accept them?

no u

secret gay sex

I admit it, I love having gay sex with women

greasy gock

Bc I said so :)

Truthfully idc about chasers who want non-op girlies, but y'all are always trying to talk the ones who want srs out of it.

And what intrusive thoughts are those, bb? Only one right answer

each time her taint still pOwns my dick

its over for me
thats fine i already decided i forgive you
i dont really care if the sex is gay for whoever im fucking its always gay for me and thats what matters

Melty Welty Wednesday for Tranners! Broken bird chasers are eating good today!

I advocate all the girls who want srs to get it, just don't shout at me when I look for proud non-ops, it's not an invitation towards you

FUCK i forgot im supposed to be broken birding more i actually think all chasers should be like castrated or whatever

I'll push your wheelchair babe

If ur not one who tries to talk them out of it then obv it's nothing to do with you :)

what

This is my experience. If you mention srs some men just dip out. No one’s ever like srs? noooo… you could never… except on anonymous image boards

i think a broken bird chaser could probably fix me or at least support me

Proud non ops

Sry but if youre proud about your dick youre probably not trans

its not a meltdown, its finally standing up to the disgusting fetishists. every single chaser who likes penis while insisting hes straight is a fetishist and a bad person.

when I look for proud non-ops

kill yourself right now
rope
fucking freak

I said it because any time I happen to look for non-ops who are comfortable with the idea of me looking for them, all hell breaks loose

Just bee yourself

he can’t. he wants you to stay broken forever because it makes him feel important and he will sabotage any attempts to get better and leave you if you start improving

I SHOW NO LOVE TO HOMO THUGS

Push me off a fuckin cliff then

well if he can support me financially then i think maybe thats fine

I'll push you on a bed babe

I believe you can read. Its not that hard.

Ok but I used to be a moon orbiting a male planet and now I’m a moon orbiting a female planet, but like, I’m still the moon you know so suck my dick I take cialis like candy my name is rhubarb btw

really excited abt this. cant wait to go get a job and use dating apps. first time being cis kinda nervous
bzzzzzzzzzz

chasers its too dangerous for u here they have weapons quick evacuate into my dms

been hanging out with my two guy friends for 10 hours

Id rather fucking die than crawl into bed with anyone.

sounds a bit gay lad

Because for a lot of trans women it's a sensitive topic and on a board like Anon Babble ur going to get all of the responses. Maybe you need to be looking elsewhere, idk dude.

If ur not one who tries to manipulate trans women away from srs then i personally have no issue w you. Go off and find whatever will make u happy idc.

its not a meltdown, its finally standing up to the disgusting fetishists. every single tranny who likes penis while insisting shes dysphoric is a fetishist and a bad person

what would y'alls stripper names be

u think they ever explored each others bodies

i’m a girl

tranny smith lol

straight trans women are fetishists now? how does that even make sense?

estrogen doesn't make you a lass me lad

Croquette Platter

no, but my one guy friend wants to explore the body of his guy friend gayly and i ship it
ur in chaser gen sweetheart

Princess Peach

Becky Bunns

Artemis

Leslie

straight trans women crossdress on the daily and beg to get dick in their ass and eat poo poo they're incredible fetishists

I wish I was fucking cis
God just fucking remove the trans part of my mind, I can deal with the aftermath. Preferably with a shotgun shell.
Yooouuu can fuck with off

sounds a bit lewd then

mary jane since i'm all about that green baby

grow up!

cocksexual chasers deserve to bleed out slowly and painfully. die freaks
starting with you faggot
and i dont even dress female

eat poo poo

what the fuck is your problem

just stop eating poo and he wouldn't have a problem???? it's a pretty simple request

my pronouns are bag/chaser

and i dont even dress female

desu anon if youre a girl and you boymode thats technically crossdressing

Stella feels right for a stripper name idk why

and i dont even dress female

pronoun fetishists are the most judgemental people in this gen istg

naur i hang out with them because they are not attracted to me

I’m dressed like a woman right now and unrelated I wish one of you manly men would consider letting me replace my oxygen supply with the pheromones in your manbush

Tranners having their daily freakout over the only people who can stand them lmao

nobody eats shit what the fuck
ill never be a woman but thats besides the point

pronoun fetishists

fuck off

Gonna bring this forward because last thread was already die when I posted it.
You know why chasers are so gross to me? Because there is no beauty to be found in transness. It's a curse. A rotting festering wound on my soul that expands and fouls everything it touches.
What a fucking joke our lives are. You mean to tell me that my life choices are between playing at being a woman or pretending to be cis? Bad and worse? Im in immense pain either way because ill never be able to get rid of my inherent masculinity. Fuck being trans. Fuck it so hard.
And then you assholes are *attracted* to it? What do you like eating rotten apples? Enjoy going to a horror movie only to find out it was a romcom with a single jump scare? Do you long for the days you stub your toe?
Jesus fucking christ you animals are gross. Like, why?

Total chaser death. I wish every one of you a very merry death by battery acid.

based based based i need that too

Why do straight trannies need to eat poo to feel valid? Don't they realize that's fucking gross

nobody eats shit what the fuck

pretty sure that's Broseph's favorite food desu

what is the correct answer? it’s the self hating trans woman posts btw

I prefered when people were asking me about history

When you huff his manstink and it hits like poppers and you get all fidgety and warm on the bottom

nobody eats shit what the fuck

you are literally posting in the general thread for people who eat shit

youtube.com/watch?v=7uoeVZOT-pw

it's pichu freaking out in case you're wondering

lmaoo

Tell me about knights or something please

Nah yaknow I get fine just fine with people who admire me for actual admirable qualities. Im diligent, smart, exceptionally skilled in my chosen domains. I get told im kind and pretty by a lot of people.
But good fucking god do I pop the strongest hate boner in the world when someone tells me im beautiful for my transness. No, im beautiful DESPITE my transness. Despite being a half rotten imitation of a human being, I still do great things.
So fuck chasers. Hope yall step on a Lego every time you stand up.

what do you think about pre Columbus America?

I second the knights request

youre so wonderful for standing up to them like this

pop the strongest hate boner in the world

fuck chasers

can I be the chaser you hate fuck?

No, I'm not pichu. Im just raging because I ran into some chaser bullshit IRL and want to fucking puke.

this is too much for me can someone just babepost at me so i can turn my brain off for a little bit

shit covered fingers typed this post

ill never be a woman but thats besides the point

pronouns they/he

posts in thread of men and mtf

are you lost?

Can a chaser hold a plate with six glasses on it in one hand and carry it to a table without spilling any? I think not.

im gonna cry i need to chaser-chase harder im getting withdrawals from this

let's chat babe

Gonna cry?

hiiiiiiii

Does stabbing you with my butterfly knife repeatedly count?
I cant even get actual boners anyways - thank fucking god for that.
Pffft haha okay yea that got a chuckle out of me. Im just raging into the void.

how are you babe?

Ew. That, like, your fetish or somethn?

im a chaser btw <3

im in bed after showering gathering my courage to go to the store for some groceries in a bit, how are you anon

Already cried a lot. I~ fucking~ hate~ myself~
But I hate you subhumans more <3

The other meltys Pichu

I just ate a bagel with my cat sitting on my lap, and I got paid for it since I'm technically working, how you feel about that?

What ruins the vibe more:

chasers being cocksexual and unserious

or

trannies having mental breakdowns and wishing death on everyone

I mean, yea, welcome to chasergen, how would you like your chaser?
What's that, nuance exists? Someone can have humor and still be an awful person whaaaaaa?
Hey wait are you the person thats been kinda smoothposting at me since last thread?

tranners being cocksexual and unserious <--- bronya

pretty tired babe, first half of the workday is over, but there's still more to do
remember to get fully relaxed before you go get your food babe

doomers

Im not immersed enough in /tttt/ culture to understand this reference. I know pichu is a person? Idk who tho...
I raged at chasers on the internet for the last hour and got paid ~$70 USD for it because im technically working.
Youre winning, but I mean, if its not clear I view my very existence as losing.
Chasergen existing

GIVE ME ATTENTION~

yeah and what of it
im tired of the gock guzzlers who lie to us about being "straight"
if you like penis you're gay, and if you admit you're gay (or bi, whatever, that's a flavor of gay) then i have no problem with you. but when you penis lovers try to lie and tell us you're straight that's when you're despicable and a problem that needs to be solved. that's when you deserve to die painfully.

NO

Hi anon, how are you?

Trannies:

spew bile everywhere

are murderous

post walls of texts to declare war on humanity

are permanently unsatisfied of who they talk to

do not attempt to reason or compromise

Fetishists:

always act positive and hopeful

are loving

brief messages to seek like minded partners

are content even to talk with those who don't share their proclivities

always ready to compromise

It’s only gay to like big penis. You can say you’re straight if the penis falls in the micropenis/megaclitoris size range.

Yeah but my cat is soft and a little disabled, but I love her. You're filled with hate and death and I'm basically the opposite.

Nice bait.

can we get some numbers on that i want to know whether i have a megaclit or a micropenis ive never considered this. is there a strict taxonomy

my boyfriend must be 100% straight!

because loving each other is only a side note

good morning brother chasers and lovely tranners

telling any woman you're bi is a mistake

I dont know too much about knights specifically. I think its interesting how much of an influence military technology had on them though with the changes in their armour from the early knights to the late knights. Really makes you appreciate how important blacksmithing was.
I used to have cut away castle books as a kid those were cool
I dont really know anything about native americans. They seem cool though

I NEED IT NOW~

completely ignores who initiated the toxicity in the past hour

9cm or less is not gay unless both of you have 9cm or less

wait let me find a ruler

being bi is fine
theyre at least owning it
its the "straight" LIARS who i hate
straight men dont really date trans women which is why i despise the chasers who lie about being straight
they are all at the very least bisexual
probably majority gay
i am opposed to the lies, not gay men. i myself seek an openly gay man to date

If liking the 20cm cock of a girl is gay then I'll be gahdamn turbo gay

.
My weird fucked up tranny mind needs to know if its the same person im gonna fucking obsess now.
Huuu
I appreciate people who find beauty in things. But goddamn does it make me feel gross. I kinda wish I could be like my friend who finds trans people to be beautiful and precious, but Im not and cant be. Being trans fucking hurts all the time, often for no reason.
I mean, yea. I know im losing here. Being self hating isnt winning. I never sought to "win"
Ignoring trolls is the correct action.

God fuck, I burned myself out. Now im just sad.

Cmon man, throwing gasoline on a fire is just as bad as starting it.

For the record, ick to fetishists.

Yup

i couldnt imagine caring about being straight or gay i just like women

knights are so cool I like swordfights.
and armor. i think its very interesting to see how they used to fight.
any other cool history things you know? im curious c:

i couldnt imagine

hay

i told you retards it's PICHU freaking out

Hi

you had better prove this by
1. having a track record of dating real women
2. being willing to fully ignore the trans penis during all activities

Biden was so not gay he didn’t get a prostate exam for 11 years

“chasers VERSUS tranners” is a stupid mindset, it’s the same stupidity as pitting men against women more generally

having a track record of dating real women

dated like 2 women long-ish term so its all im experienced with

being willing to fully ignore the trans penis during all activities

again idc about being gay if i interact with it and they want that then idc it doesn't damage my psyche

you're kinda overstepping the line here

if you as a chaser are not also actively pursuing real women in addition to trans women then you are either not actually straight or youre a predator aiming to take advantage of trans women. either way you deserve nothing from anybody

Yea, I deserve this, dont I? Well, it was fun, I wont shit up your home any further than I have.

nobody is gonna date pichu anyways so who cares what she thinks

I'm scared that if I get a prostate exam I'll get a boner or cum

dont worry most people cum when they get them they're used to it

I wish I had an omelette rn...

Dw I'm also persuing twinks and femboys UwU

Why does pichu keep getting mentioned. Does she have a track record of raging out like I did?
Im seriously unaware of trip lore. I just got really frustrated and needed to scream a lot. Im sorry, I can stop being mean to people for liking things. :{

when I was like 12 I had to get a physical for the basketball team and this female nurse touched my penis and balls and examined them. I guess they were healthy cause she didn't say anything

What if I like back up onto his finger and rock back and forth like what if I do it without realising. I'll never get one done at this rate. Joever.

next thread theme plz

because this is pichu

this is a valid fear with gays, instinct could kick in

no thats normal like thats basically what you're meant to do its fine like ur just making it easier for them to each it. its okay to moan a little if you want to too clear and honest communication with medical professionals is the foundation of good care

of course you think being trans is ugly and gross and bad when it is a source of humiliation, fear, isolation, and sadness for you

need 2 take a painkiller can i borrow a chaser real quick to force them down my throat with his tongue by surprise without telling me what they are

alright

What are you even saying atp

hello yes but go ahead and close your mouth, also turn around and bend over

have good day chat

me saying hi to everyone

youtu.be/mLO1EChJddI?si=JdLYZYrqo-HdqO5y&t=151

hi horse anon

what are your thoughts on terry davis

TOO MUCH DISTANCE~

Ah, I see. Okay. Thought I ( ) was getting mistaken for someone and it was really confusing.
Kinda my take, but mostly sadness. I hang a lot on missed experiences and missed life. Time I spent being a fake autonomous excuse of a human being.
Feels to me like every trans person I meet that is proud of it is young and didnt have to live very long (in the grand scheme of things) as a dude.

Anyhow thats prob enough from me, imma fuck off now, forreal this time.

he had a beautiful mind
i hope he made it to the temple

A key driver of decolonisation was world war 2. Nations lost power over their colonial empires from their focus on the homefront and could not financially manage theiir upkeep. Its a bit weird to think about how the world would have turned out without it.

all the botanical lego sets were 25% off at the grocery store so i got one of the big bouqet sets yippieee

I hope you feel better anon :( I feel for you, truly.

Cute

i would do this i think. although the only doctor who has ever stuck a finger inside me was an older trans woman and then she stuck about 3 feet of camera inside me and i didnt have any anaesthetic and it was fine so im kinda worried what that came across as.

hehe okay... you're such a romantic anon ur so worried abt making sure i get the maximum effectiveness

why do you know who i am? why are you able to identify me? are you watching me somehow? who are you, tell me who you are

it gets better. you won’t believe me but it does
what store? i want one

omg i forgot i have an endoscopy camera somewhere i should dig that out its so fun to play with

I’m just saying that tranners rationally hate their transness sometimes because it is a source of pain for them
and we chasers sometimes catch the lashing out precisely because we do like their transness
even despite if everyone thought like us then being trans would probably be a lot easier for tranners
I mean as a chaser I like something about a girl that she in many ways wishes was totally invisible, that is going to generate complicated feelings
On the one hand, I love her precisely for who she is; on the other hand, who she is makes her feel bad quite a lot of the time
So the hope is that loving her will help her open up to how what she hates about herself is actually loveable rather than, as the rageposter said above, “a curse”

there is no fucking way you have an endoscopy camera and a phlebotomy kit

ill post a pic when i stop being so fucking hungover and manage to find them im very addicted to online shopping and i have a weird sense of humour

admiring transness is no better than being into amputees.

I thought world war 1 was a bigger cause of decolonization? Although I am dumb so I could be wrong

No. It doesnt. You just learn to not care. Or you die.

See, this is a sweet sentiment if you are just talking about her being trans as a whole. But I am curious about what part of herself you think could become loveable?

yes I am utterly selfless and this has nothing to do with how sexy your butt is

if its so sexy then why is it so empty </3 i need to go find my sexiest hairbrush instead of yearnposting in this thread all day

gonna make some dinner and then put it together afterwards im so excited i need to find a vase to put them in though i hope theyre pretty they also had the wildflower bouquet and the normal flower bouquet but i got the pretty pink flower bouquet so i hope i didnt make a mistake picking this one im so excited

what store? i want one

my local ICA in sweden

Its strange as a chaser to come to this board and all the ads are about boymoding and taking the pinkpill

learning to not care is it getting better

yea probably could have been way different. its quite interesting!
I feel this is pretty much it

i bet you'd look so pretty with some makeup on

Learning to ignore a wound doesnt get rid of it.

real

picking at a wound doesn’t help it heal either

yea honestly that does really help

The wound can never heal. Its like asking for an arm to regrow.

I disagree with that metaphor bc transness is not the flaw or disease ir pathology etc that transphobia makes it out to be
her transness it’s not ugly or immoral or unnatural i don’t feel love for her despiye it rather it is a loveable aspect of her in itself

My hate for Chappell Roan is always justified by her actions

do you know what the treatment is for an amputated limb?

I dont really know how to posts pics from my phone but if u look up a map of the world from 1938 ull see that the majority of africa and south east asia are still colonies. The americas were decolonised at that point though because spain went broke a long time before that

Being incomplete and flawed for life ?

being trans is a flaw though anon, it's hard to view it any other way
don't get me wrong, i want a chaser boyfriend precisely because I'm hoping to find someone who can love the parts of me I hate and make me love myself a little more as long as we're not talking about the grickle, but it's still something thats WRONG with me

learning to live with it

there are plenty and i mean plenty, of trans women who pass better than millions of cis women. ilona maher is a good example, more masculine body and face than a really large percentage of trans women. you gotta stop with this doomer shit it isn't good for you

let's just say i know everything about you

You're right. It's all bri'ish, what a nightmare

You seem sweet, anon. Hope you find what you are looking for.

I like men. I wish men liked me.

i wanna go back to bed

yes get some pleasure but also spend time with you admirers <3
lol not ever ad is directed at us
you are a woman not a facsimile of one, the truth is whether trans or cis these feelings of not measuring up come from a culture that wants to keep us all unsure of ourselves so that we will keep buying into products and ideologies that require us to feel incomplete or unworthy

im holding out hope for the fall of the last few remaining angloid slums in my lifetime

hehe okay im sorry i wont neglect u i promise

I keep saying ill close this thread but im too wrapped up in my own pain to do it. Fuck.
It IS a flaw. Part of my brain is wired incorrectly against the rest of my body and it causes me immense mental anguish. Even if I were accepted by everyone, Id still have to live with the fact that I am an incomplete broken toy.
Learning to exist despite not having it and always ALWAYS being a lesser version of people around me?
Trust me, I see this same kind of angst in disabled spaces.
I dont care about "measuring up", I care that im flawed.

is it bad as a chaser to let a tranner do my makeup for fun but never want to transition or bottom like you guys project

its less projection and more. chasers transition a LOT lmao
ill do ur makeup tho its fun and its good practice to try doing it on someone else

the brainwormed completely killed the vibe, thank you assholes, go to /mtfg/ if you really feel the need to unload your mental diarrhea on us

no, and i wouldn't think less of you if you wanted me to do it for you, only if you really liked it would i think its suspicious

I get why you feel that way based on living in a transphobic society but I think the goal for both chases and tranners romantically speaking is that even if the larger transphobic society hates us and makes us feel wrong at the very least in being with one another we can know the truth is that we are just people who can be loved and love each other apart from that hate and suffering
I hope we all do and I think we can although it won’t be easy necessarily
probably many do or would

I love doing makeup on others, can I do sfx or are you trying to be bimbofied?

feeling lesser is a mindset you CAN control. you can't be cis but you can be happy. sorry it hurts so much right now. even when it gets better it WILL hurt again but you have to keep moving until the good days out weigh the bad ones

anon we are all brainwormed this is the reality of talking to trans women it's something you're gonna have to deal with at one point or another

real. it just sucks

I made a piece of garlic bread for lunch.

Probably not, but that makes it feel better when it happens right?

that sounds so good

you gotta stop with this doomer shit it isn't good for you

i see my face in the mirror daily. i don't know how simply not dooming is an option when i am this doomed. i don't want to cover all of my mirrors again
not the woman you're responding to but if we can't ever be cis then what's the fucking point? we're literally less than women.

I'm so glad I can't get pregnant. Babies are awful

you're probably one of the cocksexual "straight" men here. you deserve to have a bad time

I think so and in the meantime we can hang out and have a good time in a little space where being who we are is actually attractive and desirable to one another

if we can't ever be cis then what's the fucking point?

i can't give your life meaning, anon. you have to find that yourself but it's there

I... dont think ive had a "good" day for... a little over 9 years. I dont think i even know what good looks like at this point.
Being a chaser and not understanding that sometimes trannies are gonna melt down because so much of our existence is tied up in self loathing is such a weird concept.
You know what paused my raging. Someone making me laugh. Take note, chasers.
Now im just sad but thats probably incurable.

Fucking real. I never want children, I'd be an awful mother :( Plus they're so expensive to look after.

you dooming in vacuum is fine, but when you externalize and project it on others you are being a little more transphobic than i think you realize

we're literally less than women.

thats wrong
infertile cis women arent lesser than other cis women so why would we be lesser than them? at the end of the day it's the main difference between being trans and being cis
you are not a lesser person just because you happen to be cursed with more masculine features or whatever anon

I am a cocksexual transsexual (official diagnosis)

i wish i was a wolf

Okay, so cocksexuals are bad, but what about boobsexuals? I just fucking love titties.

I wish I could be a mom honestly

I wish she was a wolf.

God, shut up you annoying furfag gayboi.

anyways i gotta go make dinner so i can get around to putting together my bouquet already
you are my sisters please love yourselves.

Hi i have those

i wish i could be a mother but i would be terrible at it anyway so maybe it's for the best. i still want my future husband to try to make me one anyway though.

Boobs look weird to me but mine are so sensitive

it seems like a fun activity to do w a gf if you know each other for awhile
haha but what if I am trying to jokermaxx and like the clown makeup a lot (which is good bc it is done by you)
I am good with anything that does not make me look like I am in drag
sfw might be cool, like horror kind ?

this is pretty much exactly how i feel, wouldn't be a good mother so i'm not going to torment some poor kids. i've always dreamed about having a family but it's just not something attainable for me

calls it a curse

says you arent lesser

Hahaha wow, talk about dissonance
Im a mom. Its simultaneously the best and worst thing ive ever done. I love them with all of my heart and theyre the only thing that keeps me going anymore.

I'm pretty sure that Pichu wouldn't storm the room where I'm consoling a tranner calling me a filthy cocksexual

I am not a furfag
but I am an annoying gayboy

as long as you aren't fetishizing conetits, that's whatever
women have breasts so that's fine
if this is about "real women" then that's just how i see cis women, it's interchangeable with cis women if that helps it read better
but i know i am not and will never be a real woman. the rest of the world has been very clear on that point, and they're right

I'm sad and overwhelmed and want to post photos or be flirted with or something

i could probably be a half decent parent if it was thrust upon me but it's not a role that i really plan on seeking out

I'd be a decent mother I think but I'm not wasting 18 years at least of my life taking care of someone
Adopt, but also make sure you're ready for it
Real on the trying part lol

Same

Oh wow, can I feel them?
How sensitive are we talking?

right but my point is to not externalize that so aggressively because you're actively being transphobic. i mean i get it, i've been there and struggle with trying to accept it myself, but don't put that burden on others.

how does not being a real woman make us lesser
like yeah i'm my own thing it's fine i'm chilling

No fuck you attention whore

I think you have a good point here
My cis gfs also have had meltdowns where I catch hell for daring to love them lol
I think we guys do this too sometimes but we are more blind to it
Being together means being together even when we feel angry and sad

I feel you, bb. It is a hard thing to accept but i think it's an important one that (desu) a lot of cis parents neglect and birth babies who become imprinted with their mental illnesses.

I am happy with being a cat mother. She's just as needy as a 2 year old, anyway.

i just realised it has been two years since someone has cum inside me. this is bullshit.
i wish my boobs were big enough for people to fuck

hi there dawgy

If you buy me a mcchicken meal with a coffee for the drink, I guess you can squeeze one for 5 seconds. It's a good deal.

maybe one day, it would be nice to have a family. I always really wanted one

i hate being trans so much

Maybe you could if you weren't being a little bitch

No, I like full breasts in the B to G cup range with a nice ratio of skin to areola on each breast. I like the areolas to be visible too and not those "ghost nipples" that some people like.

howdy pardner

me too, pets and a nice husband will be just fine for me. more money to spend on nice things anyways

birth babies who become imprinted with their mental illnesses

this is exactly why kids aren't a good idea for me. even if i were cis i wouldn't have biological children

nice okay let’s do it

Who'd want your gross ass anyways?

I've never had someone cum inside me. You're doing fine lol
You'll find it. I believe

i was infertile even before hrt lel

chasers i think you know what has to be done

awoooo how are you today

More money

Exactly. Can go on a holiday to wherever you want, drink and do whatever. When you get home you have at the most a controlled mess and a pet who's so happy to see you. It's paradise of It's own kind yk.

thank you c:

cumming inside of my tranner gf is probably one of the sexiest things I an imagine esp in missionary while kissing her desperately

I've never had someone cum inside me

me neither
t.chaser

PLEASEEEEE come over im dying

hi hello hi hi hello hi im a tranner hi hi hello hi please hellow hi

Deal
What's your cup size?

B but they're far apart

fucking a tranny with boobs so wide they might as well be under arm

Yeahhh
Of course babygirl
That makes sense

I want to feel her arms and legs around me I want to be totally past the point of control based on being completely overwhelmed by her sexiness and love and just give in to how beautiful she is

Why do passable trannies crash out while hons can keep their cool?

can i just call myself cis after SRS?

Which one?
That's cute. I know for a fact you love my ass. Too bad you're not man enough to do something about that

Polyfags, when will they learn?

Yes

I am great, ate a chicharron prensado omelette and waiting for the day to start. How about you anon?

probably never if i made it to 23 without learning a single thing i think there's probably no hope

no

hey hi hello come here put your arms around lay down let me kiss you

we have more experience with hardship

which ones need to develop the skills to be cool more

you gotta come to terms with it faster if ur a hon. passoids dont have to confront it as much so they just make everyone else deal with it for them forever. bitterhon bronya today i should take a valium

ywnbcis

Because I don't crash out where people will see it

locking my legs around him so he doesn't try to pull out
okay hi

enbies won

I want to flirt w you to help you feel better and also bc it makes me feel good too so uh hey baby>>

This but I want it in a carnal and animalistic sense

haha heyyyyy

Worried some of them could beat me at arm wrestling

enbies won btw

I'm a tranner

I want a girl to manipulate me so that only she is able to arouse me

not an issue for me. love is love

i dont crash out unless im doing a bit or scheming

i tried to enbycope
i dont think i can enbycope

I don’t want to pull out at all thats the thing being able to cum inside you as the inevitable conclusion and purpose of fucking you yes please lock your legs and arms around me hold me close tell me you want me to mark you as mine

I can't fucking breathe I can't breathe i just found my roommate dead in her room i called the police and they brought a paramedic and brought her but they wanna ask me some questions. I'm at a precinct right now having an absolute panic attack

Bet

Nobody will ever love a tranner with big boobs but small nipples.

Tucutes won

get off Anon Babble and talk to someone fr if this isn't bait

not man enough

Im trans and way more man than I want to be so kindly fuck off you disgusting attention whore

Lawyer up

come over

june lost (terrible grades in degree where grades matter in the easy classes, cant have children, not cis, too tall)

mmmh sounds pretty sexy tho

Very nice of you to not mention her wide neck too

enbies won

I don’t think it can’t be animalistic but I will still be in love with you while breeding you like a bitch in heat

Cis people win every day

mentioning her appearance felt too mean. its not like she can change that.

only if you cuddle me afterwards and hold me and let me use your chest as a pillow

I am doing good I like talking to my nice wolf girl with omelette breath

Gosh chasers are awful sometimes. Men am I right?

manmoders won

all men are dangerous

I wish I had a man to cook for and fill his belly with happiness so he subconsciously finds me a little prettier

TO MEASURE IT OUT, OUT LOUD~

tranner gf laying her head on my chest while I pet her hair after breeding her ass feels like a perfect day

enbies won btw

this would probably make me find you not just “a little prettier” but like full on “this is my woman” territorial so be ready to be pulled into my lap and squeezed

Yaknow... im somewhat more okay with female chasers and trans chasers. Male chasers just feels like men being men and it just makes me feel like an object.

bailey won btw

I fell in love with a chick with cone tits so now I kind of have a fetish for them. Or maybe I'm just unbothered by them. Idk. I like them though.

guys trip by a lake could fix me

I'm an attention slut thank you
So gentlemanly. Heyy, what are you up to?

No one will ever love a tranner without cone tits

wait does this work maybe there's hope for bronya after all. im going to start giving out big bowls of soup in the street

Vibes back to normal yet?

had a guys trip by the lake last weekend and it did fix me

I mean not all of them surely. Right?Wow. People that don't hate cone tits exist

Omw. What's the plan when I get there?
I could certainly work with this

no it’s still charging

I’d fix you by the lake

I'll make you an omelette too ok

ahh fuck i'm jelly i hope u had fun

Even worse. Please die.
Unlovable forever </3

every single trans woman i know has basically had multiple horrible experiences with men
ive only had 1 so im pretty lucky i guess
they all have the ability to be dangerous its just a matter of if they want to be dangerous towards you or not

there is no fixing me
it was a blast other than going swimming which was awkward cause they just know me as a twink with tits but who cares we were drunk

Chaser that invites me to the guys trip by the lake because he's the only one that knows I'm trans but I don't realize that and oh no he forgot to pack an extra tent and sleeping bag for me

I’m just eating a bowl of cereal and talking with this pretty girl on Anon Babble

how does one earn womanhood

That danger is also what protects women.

"Men are dangerous to women to protect women" doesn't make much logical sense

looking and sounding like a woman

Stop scaring me lol I think I'll buy pepper spray and a taser

You can't earn it. Either you're born with it or you aren't.

This is called a strawman. It's what people who know they are wrong do.

beating a chaser at arm wrestling and then beating him up

i mean capability of being dangerous towards women, not dangerous like capable of fighting.

I'd be cumming the whole time

Let's look at the stats on who is assaulting women. Oh look minorities.
Sometimes if you put yourself in a bad situation it's your fault something bad happened to you.

Since transitioning i have started to automatically fawn response towards guys my brain finds threatening :) So many bad experiences. Men scare tf out of me yk

I could fix you

Meh... i just thing men are ugly and have generally gross mentalities. I haven't met many men who didnt think with their dicks first. The few who did trans later, lol.

I’m only terrified of men that are nice to me

by being the bigger man

transgender is mostly about being scared of men

another tranny will probably date her

You are literally a rapehon predator.

That's AGP. Hsts aren't scared of men.

Real. It's a canon event.

oh man i've only been swimming like once since transitioning and that was two years ago :') i hope i can go again soon

The irony is you are a man.

Posts like these make me want to protect you : /

Im asexual but sure, go off
Talk about a hit dog hollering. Sounds like I was right. Chasers are just about getting their rocks off. Fuck off.

hey nonette looks like we will have to share this tent and sleeping bag

hit dog hollering

Back to xitter

Why? It's a sweet sentiment but the damage is done. Though, I don't view myself as a broken person becsuse that's not true yk

what a sweet wolf girl you are and my what big teeth you have
did you used to go by a different name here

lol the trannies I've known are 100x more sexually aggressive than most chasers. A lot of chasers are shy guys and want a romantic relationship, while trannies hop into bed with any guy that shows an interest in them.

You came here to slander men and recruit all the transformer back. You think they belong to you. You are a rapehon. You are the dangerous one. And I bet if I were to see a picture of you you'd be a giant man in a dress.
You know what you're doing. And now you play victim like a dirty jew that was called out. You're afraid of men hurting women but you're the one in the woman's bathroom making them uncomfortable.

common southenr colloquialism is xitter

What is this leddit nonsense. Did summer start early?

Transformer was an insane autocorrect lol

where do i buy pepper spray?

why

conditioned as a man to want to protect women who say they are vulnerable
anyhow you don’t come off as broken really just a little defensive which is understandable
It’s not lost on me that your defensiveness also make me want to flirt w you (similar to protect response)

this is retarded because every guy thats done something bad to people i know was white. we live in a very white area with very few minorities.
non Anon Babble chasers (chasers in real life) are quite aggressive and are mostly looking for dl sex

you're the one in the woman's bathroom making them uncomfortable

i hate catching strays :(

Pepper spray store

I can’t do random hookups, i need some sort of sustained loyalty to feel safe enough for sex

Maybe im lucky I haven't known many
Lawd have mercy you are projecting hard as fuck. I just hate men, I dont give a fuck about what other women do in their free time.
Responding by going on the offense is very much a man thing, too. Well, more like a boy thing. Chasers really are disgusting all the way through. Someone wont be your sex object so you get mad. Sad.

sometimes used as a slur (see also Decepticon)

i promise you could not

Go away lia thomas

same here also I don’t just want sex w tranner gf I want a relationship at least open to marriage

That's cute. Defensive is probably accurate, though irl I am not so spiky and more jumpy. Ex. I don't like opening champagne bottles myself bc of the pop.

Idk why that would make you want to flirt, though. It makes me feel irritated at myself to jump at something so benign :b

Leave.

Who? Is that some other /tttt/ trip?

i wish i had someone who would kiss me and call me cute names and love me who i could be special for

u r a rare good man

stop imitating me

Nah. I like pissing off disgusting faggots too much.

I used to go by Charles Lance Xavier the third

me too anon literally all i want is just a long term best friend boyfriend

You know exactly what you are laurel hubbard

I think the subconscious cue you are sending me is to make you feel safe and comfortable, as a guy talking to an attractive woman I think I default to kind of flirting for that

i am the most agp poster itt im usually masturbating in front of the mirror as I type
true!

...??????
Im too dumb to google shit, yer gonna have to talk reeeaaal slow for me

if lies make you feel better about yourself, yes

Bb you have no idea what I look like. That's so sweet of you to say, though. Truly.

I would let you protect me from evil sparkling wine corks ig.

my coping mechanisms are too strong i will never have a chaser to protect me... i will have to protect myself... time to buy a reallllllly big leg of lamb to use as a weapon

idk I think a lot of guys want a sweet and caring gf as a partner to face life together
that’s really sweet I hope you can find him!

a coworker is flirting with me and idk how to make her stop without making her mad and i want to be friends still

heartless bf.....

you could be fucking me in front of the mirror while typing if you asked nicely

waow you were leaveanon?

this sandwich is having sex with my mouth

Oh that isn’t familiar for some reason why did you change to dangly is it bc it is so cute

You don't want that

that’s really sweet I hope you can find him!

i hope so too anon

yes i was

I think if a guy ever actually dated me I’d never let him go

I have applied for over 400 jobs. I'm unemployed and I just can't take this anymore.

Hey babe

but we'd compliment each other well

You can have my man. He treats me like shit and makes me hate myself more than I already do. I dont even get fucked for my trouble, ha!

seriously help pls

You don't want someone who will hurt you

literally me only reason i broke up with my ex was because they stopped talking to me basically at all after 18 months of just leading me on but i still miss the first year and a half of our relationship so much

what you look like is only a part of attractiveness and I am talking about how you talk and seem to think, that’s why I am reacting the way I am, as a guy to a woman he thinks is attractive
like the thing about being spooked by popping champagne this sets off a whole chain of images in my mind of a romantic celebration together where you flinching makes me squeeze you tight and kiss you, I don’t think it’s just a coincidence that we talk like this and this is the effect it has, this is how we get together in life like whatever sharks do in the vastness of the sea to find their mates or birds traveling immense distances, all this is deeply wired in

PLEASEEEEEEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEEE I'm fuckibg sobbing and throwing up plEASEEEEE

Interesting
I didn't understand your motives
Seemed at first like telling certain people they'd be healthier not using this place as an emotional crutch
But the bluntness of it came off as very mean most of the time
Maybe that was your goal idk lol

did we date the same guy???

well mine was a cis girl and the reason i dont date women at all despite being bi so i doubt it

I need a long term clingy girlfriend that could eventually become my wife

this seems a little intense are you alright there?

yeah he was a cis guy

it was only ever directed at one person and i had to be very blunt and a bit snarky because that’s all the person in particular would listen to

You are so annoying. Too bad your girlfriend wants nothing to do with you so I have to see you here shitting up the board every single time I open it.

A bit poetic but nice. I guess I get your point, though champagne is an every day meal when it's on special for $20. I've had a lot of corks to pop :')

oh dang I have a good feeling about you
maybe you are closer than you think!

i hope you find someone who actually loves you anon

Why did you hate that person?

i have a thread bf but idk where he is right now actually but fingers crossed right anon

Hi stud
I’m sure I can tame him
Ghosting after that long together is so weird, sorry anon

Well your anon radar was off because I got caught in the crossfire a few times

i quite care for them actually, being here is destructive to their mental health so i was trying to keep them away from this place

I like the dance of our vibes it is exciting and also comforting that’s the thing about flirting that makes it fun I think it’s a nice reminder Clover that you’re a sexy girl who is fun to be with

Aww thanks :) You seem chill too

Sam?

thanks same for you anon

Wait do I know you??? Prove it!

Hi rabbit

I remember having a panic attack when someone in thread called me out by name and then disappeared without explaining how they knew me. Fun times

Ghosting after that long together is so weird, sorry anon

i dont know what happened really, its just everytime i started pulling away because i could tell she wasnt into it shed come back and lovebomb me and i fell for it every single time until eventually a mutual friend of ours started telling me about how she was on dates and shit behind my back since we were technically not together anymore but she was stringing me along the entire way and it was awful, im really grateful for him being honest with me though
desu the worst part is I still think that underneath the evil she's maybe my soulmate but it will never work out so I've given up on it.

Calm down Sam there's no reason to freak out.

it was never perfect
no you don't know me

Unless I get a toe spreading foot pic I literally don't care

hi anon im building a flower bouquet i got today at the grocery store it was 25% off!!

I wish they could do that with me

Those are straight men or straight passing men on Grindr or apps, and they're only there to pump and dump.

Cool
Cool cool cool
Cool right
Thats good
Phew
Thing is I know someone in this thread and im waiting to get called out so I can leave ahahahahaha ha ha...

I just said I had a good feeling about an anonette and it turned out to be my girlfriend!
<3<3<3
That’s gotta mean something special!

If you lick my ear I will marry you

I want you to top me

a sign from the gods probably if you ask me

Should I just kill myself at this point? Eventually my unemployment will run out and my only option then is death or homelessness.

Why is the thread suddenly just transbian flirting
Or is it just a really gay chaser

You could get a job

Tranzer Tank Division

Not Sam. Not an invitation to keep guessing
Talk to untrustworthy people I guess
Go do something else then

Which bouquet did you get, baby

I posted that I've applied for over 400 and all I get back are rejections.

Are you perhaps mentally disabled and could extract money from the government

i wish clothes looked good on me

They think all transwomen belong to them. So they are here.

Get a fat virgin bf and live with him. Make one of these guy's dream come true.

i could comfortably top if i was using a strap desu. do you like pain? can i claw you up?

the pretty pink flower one i just finished putting together whats meant to be eucalyptus leaves

They do, you just have extreme bdd plus dysphoria

no im going to die if I don't get a hot load TONIGHT
she's rubbing my feet while i type. bet u wish someone was rubbing your feet rn anon

I'm autistic but I dont qualify for disability.

I have autism and don't like my feet touched

I wish I was a youngshit with bdd instead of a lateshit with schizophrenia

im sorry anon that seems hard. ive heard people say you can use some mild local anaesthetics to still be able to indulge foot freaks if you really want to but that seems like overkill

youtu.be/TaXlBtSAx_o?si=jFw0TY9mZtQc1EDJ

If I look away from the thread I have to face my crippling self hate and today that might kill me.
Projection projecting projections.

Listen to some music and go for a walk in the sun. It’s better than this place as far as distractions go

Try being a BPD lateshit with BDD
Swear to fucking god the whole world is hugboxxing me im so gross how do they not see it but I also love them give me more love except dont because im a hon and clearly a man but also pleasepleaseplease kiss me and try to give me babies and...
Its hell. Pure hell. I wish I was normal.

I am listening to music
If I get up from my bed right now I AM going to shoot myself with the loaded revolver on my desk.

Have you tried before?
You might be able to the process just really sucks, you have to compile all your mental health history and go get interviewed by dingy government psychs and then hire a disability firm to argue for you in court (most have a model only getting paid from the back pay settlement if you win)

I love this Tranzergrenadiers
how does it look? post pic?

I am crippled by hatred of my body but it’s not bdd because it’s really that bad. I’ve been called bpd and I hate hearing my thoughts. Hope you get better.

how does it look? post pic?

i might post a pic after once i have all of it assembled and put in a vase

No one loves Marie ok

4 chin slang is really interesting, and weird

i love marie

I am really excited to see it!

You look Chinese (Finnish)

People keep calling me cute and beautiful and such and its so hard not to lash out. I even add randos and show them my pics and theyre always like "woagh pretty lady" but like
I dont see if
And even if it were true
I dont deserve it
Im practically a boomerhon, why *should* i deserve anything over youngshits that are actually brave enough to make the jump.
Chasers make me feel even more gross because loving someone's transness means loving something they are trying to eradicate from themselves.
What happens if I do actually erase ALL of my masculinity? Do you stop loving me? Then your adoration was ALWAYS fake.

ill throw hella ones if you keep shaking that penis on me

I love you puppy always have

youre just making fun of me now anon

lol weird flex

You real as hell for that one, granny

You have to stop crying so much <3

Is it, tho? I want someone to see me as being as brutally ugly as I see myself...

Einstranzgrüppen SS would be so hot. A tranny death squad of the toughest trannies that serves at my discretion. I want Rosewood and Twinkchan in that. They have the hearts of lions.

what why?? this is like our thing so I am head over heels for seeing it bc I love you!

I love you Pichu

they just don't get me

yeah we can be ugly together shut up

Heh
Ur funny
Thanks

What animal do I have the heart of?

no one can bc you are hot in reality

Tranner gf who shows off her bare naked ass for me to goon to

Damn babe you're ugly as hell today same as yesterday, you're lucky I don't leave your ass

call me a bare naked lady

penguin

i dont know anon! desu i feel like youre always just making fun of me but youre not right?

I haven't. But even then, dont people on disability only get like $800 a month? My rent is $750.

arf arf :3 are u having a nice day anon

Kitten

What the fuck is boysmell? Why is a tranner talking to me about boysmell? If I don't shower I smell like weed or onions or some shit, boysmell erotic UwU my ass.

nope I am your bf I want to make you feel special not make fun of you
I feel like I will have to get some lego flowers soon to think of you

agp gooner shit

Aw come on. Not even like a non venomous snake?

Its a shame I am too much of a coward to self mutilate - to bring it forward for the world to see.
What a sweet little people pleaser you are. ^^
Woof! No. Ill try soon. Maybe.
Ive taken it to be a coombrained meme

Im getting sleepy. Maybe Ill just doze off and everything will be better after...

Is this Winemom?

It's what yo dick smells like homie

Winemom fucks niggas in the ass she doesn't give a fuck

No, actually! I am a trip, but nobody here knows my name because im laem and forgettable.

That's the cap if you have no work history, sounds like you do so it'll be a lot higher (this is assuming US system I should mention)
Kinda fucked up considering you'd think the people who could never work would need more assistance but its structured on how much you've paid into taxes and not what people need

Also the back pay lump sum for months you should've been on disability

Doesn't mean you can never work again if you get on it, but it will lapse if you do start working again

So I shouldn't run around the block and edge for 3 hours before meeting her?
If my cock smells it's just piss smell or sweat, they can smell their own cock at that rate.

Real?

i think you might have to, you should get a bouquet i dont have yet so we can compare them anon!!

Okay. When you feel a little better, get a snack and put the gun some place a little harder to access

Ill unload it and put it back in the safe, promise.

no you should definitely do that. it's really important that you do that.
e changes the smell so it's totally different.
t. agp gooner

No one says anything that nice to me because I’m actually disgusting. I wish I was you

one time i met a girl right after she ran a 5k before she showered and if i didnt believe in pheremones before i did then

I love you beautiful <3

I don't believe your lies bronya. I'll revert to my original smell of cigarettes and whatever fragrance that's closest to my deodorant

You haven’t seen me or you have and don’t recognize me

I think tranners and chvds getting together is a thing of beauty, they could write tear jerking romance novels about it

Doesn't it also take several years to get on it? I got fired from my last job for being "rude" being on the spectrum I struggle a lot with social cues and people assumed I was being rude to them.

hi anon what prompted this

im telling you like yes it is gooner shit but it's real as fuck when you feel it you'll know. scientifically I know they're kind of a myth but
this is good too smell is very much kind of a. just be yourself kind of thing. some girls want cigarettes and aftershave some girls want musk etc etc. just make sure your laundry basket is easily accessible so girls can figure out if you're compatible or not

green men are serperior

on the Contrary,

Should be within half a year I'd imagine
Your termination being directly connected to that gives you a really good case

cigarettes and fragrance is preferable imo
t. ranny who smells like perfume and ciggies

you are my new favorite person

horned up chaser bf who steals my underwear to sniff. that's kind of gross. hot. ew

I prefer purple men

Thank you.

I mean they didn't include because I'm on the spectrum. But simply that customers thought I was being rude.

just saw some guy riding an electric scooter with his bitch holding his back
le sigh

Mostly you.

don't be jealous of them riding on that death trap they kill millions every day get a motorbike or something

I wonder if it's transbians or masc dudes posting this stuff sometimes.
Based, it's its own unique thing. They need to hurry up and incorporate the cig smell so I can finally stop.
They'll get a combo anyway it's been really hot recently, I'll go outside and get drenched in sweat before I even get to her place.

imagine being pretty. i could just wear what i wanted and not be afraid of being seen in public. i could actually meet people irl instead of online and i wouldn't feel disgusting for flirting with men who don't know what i look like

What would tranners think about a guy who wants to sniff their buttholes? Bad? Good?

nope you’re a penguin heart
which ones are you missing?

Has anyone seen frisson?

I like having you around and hanging out together

i love you
i love you. but im not representative unfortunately i think most of the people in here are scared of freak shit

Do I know you?

for what it’s worth i don’t do any of this

trip on broseph

Thanks for flirting with me I really appreciate it and it’s fun don’t feel bad about it I love it!

Yeah they don't tell you they're firing you for your disability lol, but that will be argued for you in the case
The process is basically you do the basic government paperwork to apply and see their appointed shrink, then they deny you (because they deny everyone) then you go to a firm and have them take up your case

It’s too big so someone else must take the picture

which ones are you missing?

the wildflower and the normal flower one out of the large bouquets but theres a lot of smaller ones that are just like two cherry blossom branches or whatever that i dont have
also anon if you ever want to connect outside of here just let me know lol haha a friend told me to tell you

im decidedly average at best and i do all of this. you just gotta work on the mental

Well penguins are one of my favorite animals

no prob not but you’re at the party same as me and it’s fun

Has anyone seen rav?

You're very pretty on the inside that's why so many people talk to you and want you. And that's more important than outside looks ever will be.
Besides at worst you're probably fine

Has anyone seen bug?

The ravberries taste like ravberries

Do chasers like their lip bitten ferociously in the middle of a messy kiss?

i don't know how to respond to people being nice to me doom posting

Oh my god yes

Has anyone seen bronya?

You could marry him

ilu2 bornya
We should trade smells in small glass vials full of human sweat to test if this agp gooner shit is real

who is him?

you’re pretty cute imo

Out of curiosity, why do you think people are assuming I'm being rude just from being on the spectrum? Of course people dont realize that. But I can tell you the one that got me fired. I worked as a pharmacy technician and had this guy come in. Asked for his last name, and first 3 letters of his first name and his date of birth. All of a sudden he starts telling his social security number, his blood type and his astrology symbol. Told him

I don't need that information

I know. It was a joke.

Oh.

Went to go get his medicine. Told him his copay and he asks

Can I pay for this with foodstamps?

No. Has to be cash or credit.

Once again, its a joke.

Okay.

He grabs his meds, storms off and says

You're a real pleasant person bitch.

Few hours pass, and this guy called our corporate number and reported me for being rude. Pharmacist watched the interaction, agreed with him and fired me on the spot.

Whoever is being nice to you in the middle of your dooming

oh I kind of want to try those cherry ones to start can you post disc?

but everyone replied nice

I remember you and I remember this story from a while ago.

they are really cool for sure
yesterday

Not him

Yep. I've posted it before.

oh uhm sure its noxianfemcel inb4 we've already talked

I miss her

I'm sorry that you're in a rough spot right now. His joke wasn't funny enough to laugh at.

Why thank you

>Few hours pass, and this guy called our corporate number and reported me for being rude. Pharmacist watched the interaction, agreed with him and fired me on the spot.

what in the fuck kind of hell job is that that cant be real

i want to wear a maid dress but not an agp one

I don’t think so — sent you request

Jesus that fucking sucks
Idk I definitely experience the interpreted rudeness thing too but not one that extreme I can think of
NTs are hyper sensitive to tone and another autistic trait is a flat tone so they will read all sorts of intent into how they think you're saying things instead of what you're actually saying

I have a more embarrassing thing related to not being able to tell when people are joking, if they're doing it in a self-deprecating way I open up trying to relate to them and then they'll say "oh I was joking..."
Like wtf now I'm exposed lol
At least I haven't lost a job over it but it's the same tism vs NT type miscommunication I think

i read about a smell-based dating service a long time ago that just got u to wear a white shirt for a really long time without washing. that's commitment to love I think I wonder if it worked
LMAO thank you anon im generally at peace with how i look i have my market and that's more than i need right. i think that's true of almost everyone people on this board are very obsessed with appearance I just don't think about it that much

Retail pharmacy. CVS specifically.

nts are comically fucking evil like they just aren't capable of empathy i think

they call me skinny penis

Put it on

Is it because you got a skinny penis

I love not being under a big chain and being able to be as rude as I want to customers, sometimes the little shits deserve it

Specifically, what is so bad about wanting to sniff a tranner's butthole?

you was at the club
bottoms up when i first met you
couldn’t get enough

it would become agp if it was on me

Yeah I had another situation a bit before that where we had this guy come to pick up meds in the drive thru. It had been 15 days since it was filled, so it was put back on the shelf told him

So it looks like it got put back on the shelf as you never came to pick up the medication. We can refill it, but it will take about 20-30 minutes or so.

Refill it please. I'm gonna wait here while you do that.

No sir, you're in the drive thru, we have patients behind you that I can see, you can park in the parking lot and we can send you a text when they're filled again

He rolls his eyes and says "Fine"

Pharmacist tells me "You know there's a whole nicer way to say that."

"What do you mean? He was threatening to hold up the line."

"Yes, and your words were okay, but your tone was accusatory."

Sure enough, guy gets his meds 30 minutes later, and calls corporate on me.

Chasers would you have the sex with this woman

No

I want to tongue her belly button

I'd fuck Mya Lesnar so that's ez

Only if she has a dick

i look like that but the tranny version

Damn yeah you are literally being persecuted for having autism in a non-autistic world
If I had to have a job I know I'd be having the exact same experiences

Gay

kill yourself

I want a hug

are chasers exclusively attracted to trannies?

The only cute girl here is rose

Also no

No we love cis women and twinks too

You think I could get on disability then?

Only when I'm online

So nobody is even able to answer the question. So much for logic.

If you have an official diagnosis you have a strong case, yes
The government needs to see paper trails unfortunately
Might still work if you get diagnosed now

Put on the maid outfit

i’m both a cis woman and a twink

Rose is very cute but don't be rude there are a ton of cute women here

Not exclusively but I'm MOST attracted to trannies

It's become my preference since I used to have gf's but I think I'm more so attracted to men now. It's complicated

twinks

not beating the gay allegations

I WANT A HUG ;_;

NO
ILLEGAL

My parents would have those. I got diagnosed at four years old.

fighting with my stupid fucking computer trying to install this stupid tranny os need a chaser under my desk to kick in the balls when I get mad at it

I'm half gay yeah (well maybe more like a quarter or something)
Liking trans women isn't part of that
Incredible power

Put on the fucking maid outfit

I'd be very surprised if a firm didn't win your case
Look more into it and contact one

post lips neowww

Day 18 of finding mommy. I am close, but she is illusive

I need to lay my head on your breasts like pillows.

chaser under your desk sucking your toes more like it fuck you

I choose choking on a dick as my death

that works too

I DONT HAVE ONE

They are too tender today baby but you can use my tummy

But I don't have those papers. My parents do and I have no clue if they even have them anymore. We moved a lot growing up.

If I'm a a fridge hon should I rope or should I rope?

Why won’t he ask me out?

i tried lip plumper today and it didn’t do shit besides make my lips hurt

i am too you should get muscular to mog your chaser husband

That sounds perfect

Try to find a sturdy branch or a steel beam

sorry but I would cut my arms off myself before doing so and I'm single :(

hug hug hug
I am not I like all women cis or trans

that's no fun you need to take advantage of what you have

They should know where you got diagnosed, the records have gotta be somewhere

they're kind of fucked i like one particular soap and glory one but it feels INSANE and it's like. is it really worth it

Size queen gf who makes me use horse dildos on her

posting lips is so funny i feel like an efit
i want to be this so bad. need to train

Leaky girl

Can you describe your hair?

I'll call em later and ask. I got diagnosed back in pre-K tho.

The teacher noticed I wasn't playing with other kids and instead reading or playing alone with my teddy bear and she told my parents

Nona seems a little, quirky.

I have no memory of any of this. Simply being told about it.

None

dad has started referring to me as they

progress

dose it really make ur lipses bigger?

lips are freaky and make me uncomfortable to look at. red flesh things in the middle of our faces

i need you to know how important this dog is to me. when I look in the mirror this is what i see. she is everything to me this is my whole self image i walk around every day vulnerable but composed like her. she's my north star

i've come out to him twice and both times he told me i was delusional so you're right maybe it is progress

Kissable

yeah! the ones that work do! but they're extremely uncomfortable and you can't really put anything on top of them. they work by causing a controlled allergic reaction I think?

I can see why, that dog is very bronya

woah kissable

you gotta grow your hair out lilsis you will be even cuter

Everyone else has so much nicer skin

It's pretty short, longer than a buzz cut so it lays forward but still pretty short. I actually have really think hair though. I'm not entirely sure what that means but every woman who has ever cut my hair has made that comment.

Ouch that sucks
"They" is big for someone who had that initial reaction though, hopefully he keeps shifting

she's literally just a girl

Sounds pleasant to run my hands over

Any chasers that eat ass?

I would like that a lot

Absolutely.

only straight trannies, so that they can eat the poo poo from the source

Right here babe
youtube.com/watch?v=tDu-fGp_A9Y

yes me hellow hi how are you
going down on tranner butt is hot as f

Fuck me should I really write here every time when I can't push myself to study or it will be annoying as fuck

Fuck me

Alright babe

Bottom

you must be new real tops like to lick the holes they pound bottoms are needy for licking

Any chaser not willing to bottom for their tranny queen is but a craven shadow of a man who shrinks from the minimum danger that his impulsive desires bring

ugly :(

No you're not

Detransitioning, not because I'm a really dude or because of societal pressure, but because I hate being trans so much and the idea of someone else liking that is so awful that Id rather rip out my soul

straight trannies are the most fetishistic people in /tttt/

I don’t want anyone to do anything to my butt on the other hand I love giving girls’ butts lots of love

man finally decides to give up on his fetish lifestyle and turns back to normalcy

i know i’m planning on it
yeah i don’t know if it will stick though

how old are u and how long on hrt?

Any chasers that will let me eat their ass?

i am i proved it

I need to forcefem a beginner boymoder

as a chaser I am okay with this just want to be their fetish <3

I proved you wrong

my top lip sadly disappears a little when im not frowning

you’re gonna be so pretty!
negativo but I would eat yours for hours

Haha fuck you im just roping once the sensation of testosterone returns. Fuck being a man, fuck being trans, and fuck you.
30s and long enough
Its not a "passing" issue its a "hating transness on a deep personal level" issue, before you being that up.

meanwhile trannies:

bwaaaaahhh he likes my dick, he's worse than garbage

So incredibly kissable

Appreciate the blowjob intensity adjustion screw

i still am but short hair is definitely a nerf

damn you are beautiful wow

brother those are only lips
i laughed out loud

Liking the symbol and cause of why I hate my body so much that im willing to subject myself to significant pain to change it

Gee, I fucking wonder why that might be offensive.

punching a hole in the wall

I’m just very happy to be someone’s idea of sexy that is so nice of them to think so of me

Sure I like my salad tossed

yeah long hair is certainly a major turn on for me on a girl
they are extraordinarily gorgeous tho dang

cheering and throwing confetti around get comfy anon I've been waiting a LONG time

Could it be that you see being trans as an exclusively sexual thing and deprived it of any ulterior motive to the point that the very idea that someone likes you, a fetishistic male, even worse since they're highly fetishistic in themselves?

time to detransition I'm done intimidating women in the restroom

baby please just turn over and relax

Im ace, you dumbass. Quit projecting.

No you didn’t. I’m still the only lips without a reply because i am disgusting

I dont need to transition to Intimidate people, what a braindead xitter take

How do we do this want me to sit on your face or do I bend over?

nice light pink can you post one smiling too

You just like to force yourself upon them in their spaces and wield your appearance as a sword and shield against any woman who would dare feel uncomfortable with you, a self admitted man, in their private space.

... fine...
what about mine im ugly too idiot... you can still be happy
former is VERY much ideal but people get scared so you can just lie down and spread it if you're a beginner. i just want u to be comfy so i don't have to worry about getting carried away and going for too long hehe

I will never stop going into the men's bathroom, urinals are kino

Pichu you are always beautiful

Man it is wild how quickly chasers show their true colors when you refuse to be their toy. Truly disgusting.

you literally get it like a life without urinals isn't worth living

So you see no value in being a woman if it doesn't help getting you off during sex, I see, and since your experience as a woman has been utterly devalued, time to return to man

giiiiiiinceeeeel

it's just tit for tat, people reply with the same energy you give out, if you weren't like

kill all chasers

chasers are disgusting fetishists

I need my chaser to be 100% straight

people would be less inclined to then show your own ugliness

No, I don’t want to post myself ever again
Sorry

Chaser logic is dumb. You know how I can tell youre a dude? Cuz you jumped straight to sex. Just like dudes always do. Fucking gross.
"Get off during sex" dumbass I dont want to have sex, its gross, wtf?
Honestly i never started using the womens room because I like seeing men get confused as fuck when I walk in. Pft.

that's not true i love chasers and they still say weird shit like this to me

you haven't lived life until you've pissed in a sink
or a bottle on a long road trip
or a bush at some crowded party

Because they know you love it you silly poptart

Honestly, I prefer to lie up so I can goon myself while I'm ate out. It feels so much better that way

Precisely. I am ugly. They are, too. Its funny how easy it is to reveal.

whenever i see people post on here about being worried about where to piss i feel the cultural disconnect stronger than ever every piss is a gift the world is full of incredible options and I will cherish every single one

You made me be a bad person by calling me a bad person

You were outed for what you are.

Yes babe (and I'm bi so u know I clean my ass in the shower)

LMAO true
hottttt..... okay deal let's do it ill show u my signature technique

Could u dump ur pissbottle over my head sometime

oh... you clean it? dropped :/
just kidding love is love spread that hole >:3

So were they. Disgusting fetishists who see trans women as toys.
Whether im a man or woman or whatever wont matter. Im pulling the trigger once this thread ends anyways. My pronouns gonna be "was/were"

People are only nice when they think I’m someone else

hi cg how are you all :>

Right?

I haven't pissed inside a bottle in ages, not since I stopped doing blue collar service calls
driving all over tejas and pissing inside a bottle cuz I wanna get everything done asap, it's kino ok

They should install them in woman’s restrooms
Facts

Maybe I should learn how to split dye my hair red and black

cis women don't deserve urinals, they would find a way to ruin them. Vile creatures

That would be hot I love goths

was ur line of work maintenance? I love the feeling of getting relief pissing inside some bottle it's like euphoria

vile creatures

Objectively better than trannies in every way

We already have one of those, you can do black and green

I hate green.

Gear up youngshits, real man incoming

Pull the trigger against your head

I’m going to kill myself

Do a flip

Wanna do it together?

impressive, isn’t it

Please don't I love you

yeah, I did maintenance on all sorts of machines. Not a lot of electric, just mostly the plumbing side and mechanical side of things
I don't really miss doing it

I have to land on my head because it’s not high enough otherwise
I don’t want to wait
Doubtful

Plumbing fucking sucks. I'll inhale an entire 2x4 of sawdust before I do that again.

Yea u buck tooth Beckies can’t rhyme for shit
Heard your record and your line sounds just like his
See the difference me and you bitch my shit hits
You’re a size 2 big bitch and my shit fits

I read this in 1980's RHCP style

If I was gonna off myself I'd burn myself alive & run off a building. That seems like the way to go for me, shooting myself sounds too painful

I do love cis woman but I agree they would ruin it. Cis women tend to be the most transpobic about the bathroom stuff

after I quit that job I did a few years of freelance plumbing gigs. They paid good, but yeah they're just so fucking annoying. People lack any sense to take care of their shit, and only call you when it's all fucked. It's easier to correct mistakes with literally any other blue collar gig. A bad plumbing installation will always fuck the rest of it up. People are so retarded

Burning to death is one of the worst ways to die. A gunshot is quick but I don’t have a gun so a four story fall is my best option

Why?

IM THE FIRST LADY OF JUICY COUTURE
GOT A LITTLE CASH NOW SO THE SKIRT IS DIOR
AND MY LIPS LOOK BIG LIKE AMANDA LEPORE
NOW THE KIDS OUT SCREAMING YOU WERE BETTER BEFORE

I’m ugly and unlovable

incredibly based

I like the sensation of it tho, burning. But to each their own I guess. I feel like the burning’ll numb the fall, so the impact would have less feeling. idk that’s my logic.

Don’t do it tho life can be pretty great there’s a lot of beauty to live for

I feel like since getting away from my family I’ve started to feel this aftershock that’s been causing me to dwell on all the unpleasant things I’ve experienced over the last few years

How’s your current job compare? Do you like what you do now?

there’s a lot of beauty to live for

You’re fucking with me cool

Thats the plan!

There's no beauty in being trans, only suffering and pain.

suffering and pain

is for me?

i like that every once in a while this thread just suddenly turns into reverse sigen

You can have all of my pain as long as you promise to smother me to death in the end.

idk buy a mango or something

I really need to poop

can i hold your hand while you do it

Go poop girl

I don’t know you that well

this is how i also post when i need to go buy a mango desu

how the hell am i meant to get to know someone if i can't hold their hand while they poop

dang so cute

It was a spicy poop cause all I ate yesterday was hot chips

i just ate a big bowl of chilli and i put hot sauce in it and my asshole is already warm

god i wanna go poop now

so fucking real lmao

idek how that happens like theres no way i digested that already
can i hold ur hand?

hi chasers ,,

we pooping

yes always i get scared sometimes so im grateful for the support

You're cute