/mtfg/ male to qt female general

ye senpai im loik well bri'ish bruv yunno me senpai hangin at the tesco pickin up girlies in me thir'ies doin it dir'y yudunno

because i like your voicw

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiq

im not maiq ive had a crush on carol for years

are the big choonz more expensive than the regular sized choonz?

i rly gotta sleep tho. gn crazies

idk what a choon(z) is but yes probably
gn emo dream of big hunky viking bf chopping wood in the wintertyme

plz dont

maybw its spelled choons idk...perhaps theyre govt subsidised to keep the price at chwenty quid or something idk

nite fren
sleep well

desu I still dunno wut it means, wut is a choomb :3I hope they like pasta al funghi or fajitas, I make good fajitas