/Chasergen/ - Aamu Edition

/Chasergen/ - Aamu Edition

Aamu Won. Lets all love Aamu.

QOTT: Do you have a pet? Let’s see it babe.

QOTT2: Do you like cats? What about Aamu?

Q4C: Would you consider keeping a trans woman as a pet?

Q4T: Would you consider keeping a chaser as a pet?

please post in my aamu thread i worked very hard and love aamu a lot. please love aamu with me. im sorry i put /chasergen/ - Aamu Edition in the wrong place. this is the first thread i have ever made. please be kind to me.

im so sorry for killing the thread by tripping

QOTT2

i like all cats but i like aamu the best

Q4T

yes and i would brush his hair all day and take good care of him

what do chasers eat anyway is dog food okay

it's okay anon you posted aamu and thats all that matters you did good

QOTT: Do you have a pet?

I have two dogs

Q4C: Would you consider keeping a trans woman as a pet?

Is she house trained

I miss my cats

:3 thank you!!! yay

is she house trained

allegedly

FatDog won

i have a cute kitty! she's a calico

can i see

post her!!

keeping fatdog as a pet and giving him a lot of positive affirmations and letting him facefuck me to keep him in good spirits no blocks no pto

Ideal chaser husband to every tranny

Dis mona

Q4C

Yes but she has to keep her cage clean and i'm NOT escalating to diaperplay

qott

I have a cat. could argue more than 1 but not really. I wont post them because im lazy.

qott2

cats are the only things that have consistently cared about me without trying to ruin my life

q4c

I could do petplay stuff but I dont really care for the "lives in cage and eats out of a bowl" stuff and even best case scenario im not going to be able to pay for everything for the 2 of us.

30+ chasers <3 happy friday

here is the car

I LOVE MONA!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING!!!!!!!!

Well hi there

Mona doesn't love anything back, sadly

cuties

omfg shes so cute….. thank you bless your and her hearts…

she says she knows she's cute^^ and thank u eheh

I remembered I had a recent pic saved so I guess I lied

Howdy howdy

CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is aamu?

so many cute kitties i luvvv

meowdy anon
the name of cat in the picture

What about FAQ about Aamu?

*stares*

Aamu Won. Lets all love Aamu.

i love aamu

QOTT: Do you have a pet? Let’s see it babe.

ok

QOTT2: Do you like cats? What about Aamu?

yes
i love aamu

Q4C: Would you consider keeping a trans woman as a pet?

no!

Q4T: Would you consider keeping a chaser as a pet?

no!

Who is Aamu?

Aamu is a cat who live in finland with eui and co. Aamu is friend of Puuro, who is another beloved cat.

What did Aamu do?

Aamu won.

some fat poly reddit tourist transbian's cat

dog dog dog!!
very pretty eyes

wow!!! very cute dog :3
i love bailey thank you yay

did bailey and the ayylien..... you know......

QOTT1:

no I don't have a pet

QOTT2:

I like cats and I would like to have one some day

Q4T:

no but I wouldn't mind a chaser keeping me as a pet for a while as long as I had books and pen and paper.

Do you have a pet?

no. not anymore.

Do you like cats?

yes

What about Aamu?

especially aamu

Would you consider keeping a trans woman as a pet?

yes, and i would treat her very nicely

Would you consider keeping a chaser as a pet?

yes, but i would treat him very harshly

If I had a pet tranner, I'd call her Slaamu

please photoshop a cigarette into the alien's mouth

Look at that alien's face

why is my cat in the catalog

Need to fuck a tranners ass until she cries from the pain and begs me to stop but I'll keep going

least criminally abusive chaser

Aamu -> "Morning"
Puuro -> "Porridge"

need this to happen to me

t. ranny

waow!! thank you for the aamupuuro fun fact anon :3

Let’s make it happen babe.

aamupuuro lore this is so beautiful

bailey won

QOTT

yeah. aamu and also the porridge one

QOTT2

I would literally die for aamu

Q2C

what the actual fuck

yes this is true
here is puuro

i am out with friends atm so enjoy the cats i guess

i like cars so many cute carss

Taking painkillers so I don’t cry so you cum and give up and I win

I like your creative thinking

You have toxoplasmosis

do you like...... my car

last

why do you think it's called the cat-a-log

prob lol
i like all the cars!!

i didnt know it was wrong

I've been calling them 朝 and おかゆ in Japanese too, it's funny to localize my cats

am i a good enough person to deserve to get ffs? im afraid i dont deserve to get it

it's not wrong i just got surprised lol

It's not about morality it's about money and or location babe

There's a poor brazilian hsts out there somewhere who deserves it a 1000 times more but life isn't fair.

That's not how this works

Your cat ugly as shit

if u want it why not?

Say sorry.

Marrying a poor brazilian hsts with a heart of gold and getting her all the surgeries she wants and needs

blasphemy

I deserve to eat a ripe mango

i deserve strawberry ice cream

youre ugly as shit

noooo i want to go buy one now

I’m not in my Plane Jane apology arc sis
Call me a sinner

so i have the money to pay out of pocket right now and i think my insurance just changed policy last year to start covering ffs (but i cant find documentation about it yet)
but i just feel like, karma-wise, it is not something i am supposed to get or deserve to get. it doesnt feel its actually possible for me. you know? like if i were to try something would get in the way or it would go horribly wrong. like the universe speaks and tells me i am not supposed to get it
this sort of thing, yeah

any chasers play mahjong

You're literally being delusional.

You need to get a therapist so bad lmao

sinner!!

No I don't know how

if you feel like you dont deserve ffs you probably dont go outside enuff. you deserve ffs just as much as anyone else.. you live at a time and in a place where youre lucky you can get it.

its okay i can teach you

Hence the Nosferatu and Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines references

i luv vampire the masquerade

Thank you, I love myself <3

Tranpire the Ass-Parade: Cumlines

Yeah

Bronya sounds awfully similar to broseph? ....

no but maybe I should git gud so I can own the old Chinese lady at the store

who is broseph

Bronya's the current most backshottable tranner

*14 year old buggy adjusts his nerd glasses, he goes in for the kill*
"ummm yeah, you smell, idiot"
*the trans woman looks at him in complete shock
"fuck off loser", she responds back
*spider shits his pants, there's no way she didn't understand his reference*
"wow, listen here you idiot, this is a reference to the hit videogame Fallout: New Vegas, from that one time Veronica calls the courier a stinky idiot. You are such an uncultured trog, you disgust me on such a visceral level"
*spider/buggy/braphog/rick leaves the thread in complete and utter sadness, pants soiled, diaper protruding, very disgusting*

that's his fursona
he takes it serious and will not acknologe his other identity while in this state

you're useless to me im gonna go hit on the old chinese lady instead
what the hell i just got here you cant say that... have some respect for the tripfags that came before me they're been putting in the hours

are you the same person who had me at the top of your rankings previously?

I'd be in then

LOL

what do furries say. meow meow

listening to deacon blues as usual

ok so basically what you do is when you get the tiles you immediately spam pon until you win

you nailed it

Pon.

I was thinking broseph had transitioned into a cute girl

thank you ive been practicing a lot

oh murr :3
*pounces into the thread and lands on all fours*
yip yip!

im worried i cant impersonate broseph properly bcs ive never met them. what are broseph traits i can adopt

can I meow even if I'm not a cat

Rent free

im DEFINITELY NOT broseph anyone saying im broseph has to sotp RIGHT NOW i have NOTHING IN COMMON WITH BROSEPH

Broseph is tiny and cute but he has a shit fetish

Who are you, how long have you been in /cg/

im not sure even i can impersonate that

im relatively new ive been around for a few days now. but its really nice to meet you all properly like this!

broseph and spider both have hedgehogs are their fursonas
but it's not because they're sonics fans, it's because hedgehogs eat their own shit and they really edgy :3

Huh you posted with this trip in the cis lesbian gen interesting

yay im not the only new one c:

wait seriously ive never posted in there. is someone else using my trip should i pick another one. link??

Just post about poop a lot like he does

Lol
2018 was a long time ago I'll give you that

ive never tripped before so im kinda worried i did it wrong if i have to pick another one thats okay right. you'll all still love me the same right
okay ill try! i am pooping on the toilet rn for real

Yes, unfortunately you've been replaced. Goodbye, eui.

did they say something nice im kinda excited at the thought of having a trip twin

i am pooping on the toilet rn for real

don't tease us like this babe

in a way yes. while he is in this persona he is a real girl. its not gay because they are seperate

no that's illegal
stay in your lane, bipedoid
diurnal mfs appropriating crepuscular culture pmtfo istg frfr

wahh i dont want to replace the tranners already on this thread i feel guilty. you have to apologise to eui right now

Rent free, and I’ve posted about being a Sonic fan you fucking retard.

Where are you from, new girls

ewwy actually still owes me an apology
don't think I've forgotten about this, ewwy

I played once

Don't worry they don't want to be backshottable, they're all pro-ana

Bronya is fat?

im in europe! you cant get any more details because i dont want to get murdered
okay lets play!! i havent had anyone to play mahjong with in forever i miss it
oh yea i heard a bunch of people here struggle with that im worried abt them...

She's thick.

from eu ^^

like stupid :3
i actually gotta eat lunch soon i dont know what to make...

Wait are you the girl who lives very far north?

hi3 or hsr bronya?

i got e3 bronya yesterday c:

hi3 obviously im not like those newgen tourists

I should pull for castorice... she cute

wdym? i guess im vaguely northern

i got her for my mydei theyre cute

Ah, nevermind. Yesterday there was a girl here who said she lives far north but didnt want to say more due to fear of getting doxxed

what's with all these chinese cartoon names?

i hope x_x is ok

woaaa i wonder if shes near me... thats so fun its weird to think i could be neighbours with someone on here and i would never know

hsr is fun!!

Where

meffy wants a baby

somewhere :o

She literally killed herself

It's UK isnt it

I don’t

personally I think it was a metaphorical killing

HES TRYING TO GET OUT

we don't know that for sure
people were hopeful she was only hospitalized

luckily no lol

She's not picking up calls.

Inside you?

Looking for a chaser?

youtube.com/watch?v=77R1Wp6Y_5Y

external baby please

diaper protruding

Lmao

I love you

in the recommended
youtube.com/watch?v=852n9J2RMF4
apropos

not really noo but thanks for the offer:p

What brings you here then

does marie have a discord :3

anon she prolly already has a chaser

Or she is a chaser

Do you

im a chaser

im a hikineet tranner that likes to chat ig
yea I got a bf :p

no i scared him off

omg really im nervous now

Lol it's you

yea :(

ya i love ummm chasing people

Chase deez

:((

i want to be the girl in the sissy caption

me too
chaser btw

Staring into a trans qt's eyes lovingly after a lovely date and great sex only to tell her i'm not looking for anything serious.

I want to fuck the girl in the sissy caption

kinda dreamy for some reason

i want to kill myself in front of you

one time there was a toxic spill at the nuclear power plant...... and chaser was caught in the springfield blast zone........ all of a sudden he grows giant triple D titties..... now dadddy wants to fuck chaser in the donut hole...... mmmm donuts...... barto.... bend over for daddy......

i have a proposition

Men are all psychopaths, being a straight woman is a curse, this is why i dominate men. Theyre a scourge to this world.

Yes?

chasers be nice and marry your tranner!!

trannies should have to propose to their chaser i think

I'm an empath

Have you been cleansed by a woman's dominance?

we do sissy caption

Okay but where's my tranner

im right here anon! pick me choose me love me

As long as my hole stays safe i'm down, cleanse me ma'am.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a failed male
I'll sissify you <3

you need to be super cool and then maybe you find one^^

There's no such thing. If a man gets dominated it's because he wants to. That's not real domination

I laugh and say “did you think I was?”

that's all domination dipshit

Nope, it's a play

pretty sure I could dom all the chasers here

sounds like youre inexperienced in higher pleasures.

You said you loved me three times during sex... And we met yesterday...

Need to hear your voice first

there's a guy in this pub that looks like that ftm caricature... full of piercings and kinda pink... he has two really cute dogs

oh in that case its over im a smoker and i dont voice train

Lol well it is what it is

zoomers just have to reply to every bait post

should i start ive never tried it before. is it fun?

As a former trayn rand acolyte, I've learned that I need to see bronya's meltdown style before I decide to simp

i need you

KEK

bronya, what are your opinions on capitalism?

wahoo!!

voice training is cool u can try

Pretty sure I could squeeze your tiddies so hard I'd get all the milk they could ever produce and leave them floppy like dachshund's ears

i love you anon come be my orbiter ill protect you
im kind of low maintenance i havent really had a meltdown like that before. im on some pretty strong antidepressants. should i be worried about it? what are the styles so i can identify them?

kek

it's like the least fun thing there is but you just gotta do it
or try singing along to women singers with low voices and imitating them, that's like the most fun way. preferrably while driving.

im on some pretty strong antidepressants.

Damn babe me too wanna fail to have sex together?

I thought you wanted me to say that… I thought you had one of those romance fetishes I keep hearing about. I actually write a blog about hooking up with guys who are mid at sex

im not really smart enough to know aboujt that kind of thing... people try and explain it sometimes but i dont really get it. i just try and make friends with everyone and share what i have when i have too much of it. like if i make too much soup or something. is that capitalism
yea lets rub our soft dicks together and stare blankly into the middle distance
i like singing! i go karaoke a lot and im kinda comfortable singing in a woman's register. maybe it'll be super easy when i do do it. but i dont wanna do something boring thats lame

are there even many radioactive liquids in normal use anywhere? the only one i can think of is the uranium solution that caused the later later of the two Tokaimura criticality incidents, and that's just something that gets converted back to a solid, and also would kill you really quickly and painfully if this happened

Do you have fag voice please respond

yea i think its pretty faggy! i dont really have a strong regional accent from where im from unless i drink its kinda sad. i wonder if it'll change if i train it...

a comple bottom could dom all the chasers here
and one does, occasionally

i'm hungry anon can we get pizza

its agp

i dont think theres any chasers left here these days
maybe one or 2

I used to have fagvoice before lol I like to use it every now and then

aamu won and such

I hate driving for two hours. Sun was blasting my face and I'm sweaty and I haven't even done anything

is that true you guys hate agps right. if i voice train will i get bullied out of the thread. i would miss my friends

*complete

agp is justice

how so?

Ok what toppings do you want

You should post vocaroos tonight during jerk off hours please

Sad but true

okay when is jerk off hours ill stay up for you if you want anon. but i never know what to say in those

my meltdown style is manically vomiting kinda shitty religious styled prose about fundamental purpose full of temporal themes and the deconstruction of the self and finality

nothing mef says is real dw about it

Idk you talk too much, i think you're all bark no bite. Probably couldn't even make me blush.

you'd likely just leave them flat, they're not impressive enough to ever hang
here's a realistic MS paint drawing of what my body looks like
litter.catbox.moe/6qp0en.png

idk for me night time EST, but today's Friday so maybe you're going out. Just say anything. I like voices

took me this long to realize this was twinkchan

i didn't mean me
im not a complete bottom. im pure top, never bottomed ever
gold star

And who would that be?

just a margherita pls anon

Perfect tits size for a boobjob with my MAGNUM DONG

why is it called chasergen when it’s just transbians

thats kinda cool i think i just drink wine and post about how i miss when you could buy a kilo of ground beef for the same price as a beer. i wish i did something cool like that im jealous of the dramatic meltdowns in here it makes me feel like i dont have much of a personality qq
okay <3 yay
im actually not going out tonight even though i really want to. i bought a bunch of the canned drinks i like and i was so excited for them but i have to shit during the day tomorrow so i had to cancel. im the saddest tranner itt rn

im a pure top

Whoops my bad ma'am have a nice day

Used to be girls posted pics and chasers gave them attention but jannies don't like it anymore

HUH I HAVE TO DO SHIT NOT I HAVE TO SHIT im not beating the allegations that im that scat guy

qott

I have 6 pets rn. I'm too lazy to find the photos

qott2

I do! I especially love Aamu <3

my insurance covers 90% of ffs.............. and i qualify for coverage.........

the chasers and str8 tranners paired off and left
only us hons are left

Showing up for my shift at the chasergen glory hole and it’s just me sitting at an empty hole for 2 hours

im a straight tranner!

im jealous of dramatic meltdowns in here

i dont have them in here l0l i might go speak them into the wind at the sea or to a friend
if you want to have dramatic manic episodes try being a manic schizo person it comes naturally yay

oh no yea im manic rn but i think i just get boring ones where i talk about myself too much and dont do anything interesting

I'm ftm

one time i climbed a crane the other time i swam out to sea the other time i drove 8 hours in a random direction

wahhh thats so dangerous im glad you're safe... i feel guilty for being a little jealous

never you mind
u 2
SO GET
THE THING
THAT YOU WANT TO GET
istg i just want to grab you by the shoulders and shake you until your brain works sometimes

I Had A Manic Episode And All I Got Was This Shitty Post On Anon Babble

Ok sweetums

when i meltdown I cut everyone out of my life lol

literally right

what I lack in size I'll make up for with lactacious lubrication, you will get the best twink service possible

then do that and since you have it all in cash already, you then have like several thousands of dollars to spend on whatever after that

MWAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My AAMU THREAD IS PERFORMING SPENDIDLY

all thanks to aamu^^

i love aamu shout out aamu bless aamu aamu won thank you morning

aamu!!!<333

omg aamu :3

Post hairy chaser legs

post chaser cock

post hairy chaser holes

post clean shaven chaser holes

ive been begging them to for days its so sad. why are chasers so mean

Idk they're kinda hairy and big do you really want that

nta but yes please please please please

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we do!!!!!!!!!

chasers are being shy fr

Ok I'll try to figure this unsee thing out

What kind of a tranner would want a man who shows his dick to everyone that asks

Yeah I love men

men are so sexy

wahhh im so excited thank you anon
unsee is kinda hard for sure it took me a while to figure out the hard part is that you can edit the settings of the pic after you post it if that makes sense?
tranners dont care about that kind of thing they're not weird like you guys

My tranner would care

i dont need to date the guy i just wanna see a guys dick

i guess theres lots of different types of tranner... shes valid i would never undermine another woman

im a tranner that cares too :p

Ok here's some hairy chaser legs for you girls

unsee
cc/album#yJkurkd7Hkby

We need more girls like you

if its nikocado again im rioting

Most based of you

thank u ^^

too many whitoids in this province

MOOOOORE NOW I WANT MORE

huhhh i dont think the link works... maybe im just stupid? is it working for other people? :')

ONE VIEW FUCK

im so based fr c:

im not gna date anyone so it doesnt matter what chasers do. im dying alone anyways so idgaf i just wanna see cock cuz its hot

im not gna date anyone

Why are you saying this

Pichu is fucking retarded, and I mean that literally.

not my cup of tea desu but good on you ig

Lol

no she's not, she'd have to be fucking you to be fucking retarded, you mong

mmmh im kinda bored idk what to do

Rent free

because no1 wud get along well with me to date me and i have vulnerability & avoidance issues i dont wanna waste some poor guys time

take an online course in data analysis

that's your current living situation with your mother

You can waste my time bby

How my tranner gf would live with me

im sure you are going to find someone! don't give up hope^^

I don’t live with my mother, I live in your head. RENT FREE

actually tru. i hate you but your right.

omg really anon thats so dreamy... what are the public transport links like... do you have outdoor access? hows the feng shui

well it makes me feel like a cringe imitation of a woman so ya that’s agp

i mean you wouldnt want that for real yk
i dont wanna punt my issues off to some poor soul i have to fix myself first before i can even think about that

now i want to interior decorate a chaser's sad male living spaces flat

Please, I'm buying a house and I need a tranner wife to decorate it and make it a home

do you guys know what day it is? it's world octopus day

I would actually I'm a broken bird chaser. I have my own issues too

that's true, but at good partner can love you regardless.. don't give up on love^^ I can understand tho

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

no one has helped me so far. i am going to complete my duty myself. no one else can or will. its just my lot in life.
hard to find a good partner

the secret to interior designs is to have one of these vintage standing ashtrays in every room

It's odd to make that a world day. Ain't no octopodes in my neighborhood.

It's a house on an acre of land. You'd have to walk like a half mile to reach the closest bus station

you wanna live with mommy pichu, rent free.....

Glass half full gf

that's okay anon i wouldn't need to go anywhere if i had you there with me <3

this is my market niche. im going to evaporate all the broken bird chasers with my bulletproof mental and genki energy

yea unfortunately finding a good partner is indeed hard. but don't give up, it's not impossible c:

this is not to complain im actually pretty happy most of the time i just dont wanna push my like issues onto a guy cuz i think theyd be pretty annoying to deal with

I want you to push your issues onto me babe

oh okay where r u from

You're perfect. But you live too far away so now I have to fall in love with a sullen quadruple amputee.

EU

its okay im gonna get super rich and ship out chasers express to come work on the ranch with me

if i detrans could i have sex with you?

maybe yoy just dont know about them

im in NA sorry

yes i think love is love <3

Hah I'm not surprised, I hope you figure it all out babe. Rooting for you

thnk u rooting for u too

what did i do this time...

You're retarded in many ways

how did my 2am thoughts get into a Anon Babble post at 11.30?

Took the words out of my mouth

I want a chaser to decorate my interior with cum

Plug it inside you when we're done

why are you bullying,

I don’t know what that means but ok

pichu is pushing 40 but has the mental maturity of someone 18

Ignore spider he has the iq of a slug

0_o

u_u

need your bussy

:(
We’ll work on getting it back up

its a very important day

I’m not bullying you? I want you to be better, you make constant self sabotaging decisions constantly to the point where I constantly have to question your intelligence. I get that you’re obviously mentally ill and I’ve given you slack a lot but you constantly come off as someone who cannot help themselves and would push themselves to spiral further and further into their delusions. You need help

You're just insanely retarded. Talking to you is a terrible experience.

You're perfecter.

i can handle a stick, ladies ;)

<3 you will be first anon

I once read book quotes in a vocaroo but it was not on this board

the only book i have on my desk is the dao de jing would that be okay

i was caught smoking a cigarette, tragic

I believe in you!

Why is that such a bad thing? I thought you were a smoker like majority of the trannies here?

Looks like cg's disgraced former most backshottable tranner is desperate to get any kind of fag in her mouth these days

i'm not, i used to be but I quit from a pack a day to nothing last june, right before i started being active on this board, i think it's probably why i did that to fill the void in my life desu
it's honestly tragic desu

i hate this i dont want to be in competition with another backshottable tranner. theres more than enough backshots to go around

she smells bad now

Uh oh stinky

i love cigarettes

oh you can have the title, i'm taken, you've been talking to my fiancee in this very thread in fact

Damn a pack a day? How fucked are your lungs?

workplace tranny got tranny bangs and i do have to say, it does help her pass - if you don’t know what tranny bangs are!

Debatable

i just ran out i need to go buy more. what are we smoking anons what should i get
omg really im so happy for you!! congrats ill try and do justice to your legacy

eh, fine, i only did that for like six years. i've pretty much regained my lung capacity now.

You’re so jealous of her. She’s probably getting piped while you’re slapping your hog

mef absolutely no one normal knows what tranny bangs are

i just finished a pack of american spirits last night
i try to only smoke in social settings though so replacing isn't urgent

This post looks exactly like something you'd see on middle-aged terf forums, you got their same writing voice

im a middle aged terf

ya that’s the thing
but i won’t get them
affirming

Tranny Ejaculating Right (at my) Face

thats so cool... i cant get american ones here but i hear they're really good cause they grow a lot there
put this apple on your head anon im working on my aim

I feel like I’m going to die of old age without having ever seen another picture of a chaser

i didnt even manage to see the one earlier its so over girls
i want to use my trip to champion the anon tranners but i dont know how to...

I feel like I'm going to die of old age without ever hearing another femdom mommy joi vocaroo

im sleeeeepy again

post discord

One is posted last night

i would do this for you but im scared my joi technique isnt good enough. what if i give you bad instructions

aamu won, is winning, and will win

do u want me to post one later

aamu!!!

Last time someone fucked up a joi a chaser ripped his dick off :(
Yes

anything you want me to say in particular?

bjork swan dress

I think it was someone trolling with a 1 view pic
Give me a respectable script and I’ll record you one on the house
No u
I saw that big can hand last night, definitely liked that

im depressed now i cant believe they would do that

This is embarassing, but I have no idea what people actually say in femdom mommy jois. I'm like a dog chasing cars

oh nvm then if u dont actually care lol

does anyone remember that show where where they made working class families do elementary trivia to stop their cars getting repo’d and their lives imploding?
felt like something out of a gta game.

its okay anon you have it in the bag im cheering you on. you can write something good for sure!

Torso pic

getting shawarma tn please dont hate on me because you're jealous

Using the smefma like hummus

When the above criteria are met, the following facial and neck reconstructive interventions are covered:

Blepharoplasty

Cervicoplasty/platysmaplasty

Chin augmentation (genioplasty, mentoplasty)

Face bone reduction

Facial prosthesis (e.g., nasal, orbital)

Forehead reduction

Lip reduction/enhancement

Orthognathic procedures

Rhinoplasty

Rhytidectomy*

Septoplasty

Trachea shave/reduction thyroid chondroplasty

sorry chasergen ignore me just making a shopping list real quick (adds all to cart)

Probably something along the lines of: “give mommy all your cum, but I want you to go slow, I want there to be so much I couldn’t hold it in my palm, I want you to go so slow and get so worked up that it could fill my mouth all the way full til it dripped down my nostrils and gagged me, I want you to go so slow that when you finally go fast NOW and explode there’s no option but to cover my face and tits with it and ruin my pretty makeup and stain my dress.”

they're just gonna throw your whole head away and sew in a new one, like how snurly says it works when you get ffs

Forehead reduction

need this

whats the footnote on rhytidectomy i cant take the suspense

I can’t fix her

I would post myself but I'm mad uglies

they need to throw my whole torso away and stitch in a new one

yeah this is how it'd work for me too
i have, like, an uncannily small browbone

thats not true anon i bet you're really cute!! dont talk about yourself like that ill get sad...

smash it into pieces like an early movie maker shattering effect and reassemble it

*Rhytidectomy may be covered following alteration of the underlying skeletal structures as a result of a reconstructive gender-affirming facial intervention.

i would like to get ba i think

is that not what happens

Sorry but I'm old and fat so no

i dont rly need ffs but a new torso and id be set

Fuck I can’t believe I missed a torso pic that’s genuinely upsetting
Do it, I bet you’re not ugly. You probably just need a couple people to tell you you’re handsome so you have confidence!

want ffs

i see... i understand now

doesn't understand at all

i think you can still be cute if you're old and fat >:(

want ffs (feet fetishization surgery (makes you get a foot fetish))

No pets.
I prefer dogs over cats, but I would still like a cat at some point.

is that real i really want it. im worried i cant take good feet pics bcs i dont have one i dont understand how to make them attractive

i hate being flaaaaat

I mean like really fat

Personally I like a little edging and denial, but this is a highly underrated post. Femdom mommy joi trannies need to take note.

Face fucking surgery and it removes your gag reflex

fat guys are cute!!! i dont know why chasers worry about that so much a lot of tranners like fat guys
im proud of anon for writing something but i gotta do a year of voice training before recording it. please someone reward him in my place

omg I need now

I bet your voice is hot

Sorry I’ve never actually listened to one I was just being silly

i dont really have any experience with mommy dom stuff... and i thought people hate fagccent in here!!

you need a brain reduction

The fagcent is absolutely beloved here.

I fucking love faggy voices

i wish i had a faggy voice

I am the ceo of fagcent now

hate fagcent simple as

wait that makes me so happy you guys are so nice

Try your best babe.

wahhh its so embarrassing okay wait let me try my best for you anon ill just read that script word for word. but isnt it too short? will you really be able to cum in that amount of time? should i softshoe a little?

You always manage to miss when I post lol

sorry for going off script a little
voca.ro/1cf0E1KyQn4l

im studying this like scripture ill practice for next time thank you for going in my stead anon...

Passing voice or fagcent, if you say you love me I could care less which one you got
I’m very lonely

voca.ro/1cf0E1KyQn4l

I have urgent need of your body

classic paul dano smoking a fag in the middle filming some epic kino

voca.ro/16O1JYC42BQg
why

3:04

I wonder who's behind this post

Who started the Paul Dano Eui comparisons?

whoever did it in passgen like a year ago lol

sorry

even her simps don't like her anymore is that real?

what are u guys up tooo

I just finished a painting session I'm cleaning my brushes

It’s ok when I write mock-erotica here it’s always public domain

btw the baseball cap, the glasses, and the trenchcoat just make me think "battinson riddler"
it's not meant to be a transphobic joke

painting is so cool! what did you paint?

voca.ro/1hOY5K6nVQSC

hanging out asking trannies for vocaroos

I heard him

im insecure about my voice h

voca.ro/1eQEHvvKHl8J

i matched with a passoid what do i do?

ask her what she smells like

treat her nice idk

i find that hard with women

why is that so?

Thank you

A scenery

ask if she wants to do ketamine and eat your butt

Dis is one of my little idiot babies.
Me: "You need to be held like a baby? hm? Mhm Yes you do."

im sure it's super pretty! well done^^

Jusk ask her if she ever watched sissy captions. You should bond over hobbies

I can't believe they're falsely accusing soulja boy of that terrible stuff

It's gone :(

voca.ro/1bJRdGataoPH

Nice kitty and nice puppies

cutting myself

giwtwm

gamergate went too far, it cancelled soulja boy because he gave the braid game a bad review

dont!!

You can if you post the cuts otherwise dont

yw
sorry i got insecure

Great knockers, toots

NOW WATCH ME YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

voca.ro/1f8OVWaHfGS6

It's good to find someone who shares in the pain

Don't do it

have you ever watched his braid review?
youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ
it's pure kino, absolute cinema, it gives you the mind's inner workings of a yakubian genius. I'm saying this completely unironically, Soulja Boy is a genius

i have to becoz winemom has arrived :(

Pls no

Uploaded february 2009

Take me back

dont cut yourself

this pub is playing crazy frog

yeah i get it i kinda look like him lmao

he was ahead of his time, he wrote a song about us back in the day....
youtube.com/watch?v=wn3fUE4x6ho

it’s not my choice v_v

Coyotes knocked over my garbage can last night and burst my trash bags all over the street
Stinky little dirtdogs

@Twinkchan Do you remember what you were doing on this day exactly 10 years ago?

nutting in my tranner gf and uncontrollably pushing into her as deep and hard as possible and feeling my dickhead pop past the point of no return past the end of her asshole tract and when I try to pull back in the rim of my dickhead is too wide to get back in so we're stuck and we have to waddle together one behind the other to the hospital to get surgically detached

music is pretty good
would anybody like to help me with fi

narcissist behavior
go shit in your diapers queen

(this is m not a joke mef is literally a diaper tranny)

Nithing - Agonal Hymns

Great my most hated poster woke up, I really wish she fucking didn’t.

Does this mean you will leave? Please

This post is about me the pseudposter + incelposter commonly referred to as the most notorious shitposter on chasergen

Am incel

something wrong
i hold my head
bronya thick
a nigga fed

i had dinner yay

not the exact details of what happened that day, but I remember where I worked, it was lunch time so I was probably back at the shop eating a sammich or down at my favorite chinese buffet :)

It's mine and the choice is no

Stop being bitter and hateful and you can just be virgin

Incel just means incel not whatever new definitions people try to come up with to hate on others

An incel is just a blackpilled involuntarily celibate person. You only assume they're all bad because of misandry and poor media coverage following the Alek Minassian van attack

this is so romantic thank you anon

You're gonna have a bad time if you go around believing that, the popular connotations have overtaken the definition years ago
Stop identifying with it

Weren't you a mechanic or something back then?

If you have had sex but it has been a long time, can you go back to claiming incel?
And what is the required no sex timeline

Because of discrimination against sexually and socially undesirable men, any term we use to define ourselves will inevitably become a slur. You have to take a stand somewhere.

A month and yes

I’m like a bad habit
No it’s referring to winemom, I fucking hate her

Are the frengens good?

something like that
why do you ask, my dearest

a MONTH? i do NOT believe that the average person has sex every month

Sorry I meant a week

t. chasergen's most notable femcel

If you average out between those who have more and less it's probably around once a week

Pichu really is a fucking femcel lol

im celibate but not involuntarily (or femininely involuntarily)
i could go get laid at a gay bar this weekend if i wanted to, it would be easy for me
the last 8ish years of no sex have been voluntary

bitch sister is moving home next week and i am really upset about it

femcels are volcel because women can't actually be incel

Put your fucking money where your mouth is then bitch

It's not sufficient to just consider the average. To quote the great thinker Houellebecq, "just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization . Some men make love every day; others five or six times in their life, or never. Some make love with dozens of women; others with none. It's what's known as 'the law of the market'...Economic liberalism is an extension of the domain of the struggle, its extension to all ages and all classes of society. Sexual liberalism is likewise an extension of the domain of the struggle, its extension to all ages and all classes of society."

ew no, i don't want sex, wouldn't be worth it to put myself through the displeasure of sex just to prove something to you

I'm overly curious and bored

i think there is a difference between 'i want to have sex and can't' and 'i am a virgin with rage'
ergo
you can become a incel/femcel again and imo there is no required time one must wait. you just need to want sex and believe yourself unable to have it

t. femcel

it never meant incel. they always could have gotten laid.

What did you have?

some pasta it was nice

Don't you have a wife or some shit
Is that bitch not giving you pussy?

no she found me in her knickers and said

barry i want a divorce get out

voca.ro/167a04kztXjY

Im super incel Its been a year
Admiditally its mostly by choice

my life after high school was pretty boring, it was around that time I had to get my shit together and I realized I didn't like women, so it was mostly just working and driving and being a miserable repper faggot that hated himself

I used to be a regular on wizardchan
Those were dark times

Not an incel then

does anyone want me to vocaroo something

winemom itt leaving then cutting myself

Are you any good at reciting poetry?

Im still counting it.

of course im "all talk," we are quite literally talking about hypotheticals
"do it, you won't" has historically never worked on me

How hard would it be for you to get laid

no but i like poetry so i will try

salt ily but you are not a femcel you are a larper who gets laid sort of all the time and just sometimes goes awhile without sex because travel is inconvenient lole
you just feel like a femcel because you haven't touched your gf yet. you are a sex haver with femcel aura

Wait is she the one with the tranny cuck gf who constantly hooks up with randoms across the world

But you speak with so much impunity? You act like you can just say something and not get checked for it?

That's grim twinkchan. I miss old Youtube sometimes by da way.

It's long
poetryfoundation.org/poems/55993/renascence

I hate hookups, so I have never actually tested the theory.

Okay why are you not trying to have sex

I perfer sex in a relationship, but don't want a relationship now
Sex is whatever to me

How do i stop feeling jealous every time i hear a tranny had sex and i wasn't with me

read for filth :')

yes, i could get fucked by a gay guy this weekend, easily. i could install grinder and find a gay guy tonight.
it isn't hard to have sex if you want it. i don't feel this is something i have to prove to any normal person. and that's good because i don't want to prove it.

Based actually

Also Pikachud, making the following statement

i could go get laid at a gay bar this weekend if i wanted to, it would be easy for me

Is a declaration, making it not a hypothetical like YOU stated.

sex with someone you love is so nice
hookups can be fun tho

low points in life are necessary, it's the starting ground for being reborn into something else
we hold on to what matters, and we fly above without the old burdens weighing us down, stronger than ever. Just gotta keep focused on what matters and keep flying
my old days aren't sad, they were necessary to make me what I am today

x

Can I be the gay guy?

who's this anyway?

Then fucking prove it, you keep talking as if “Ah it’s so easy, I could easily do it” but won’t do anything to PROVE IT, stand on what you said, or go back to farming pity and sympathy while you have a mental breakdown every other hour.

no, id rather just let you believe whatever you want, rather than go and have sex this week
what's got you so pressed?

You need some more voice training honnie

You give bug too many chances
Hes just not a good person

its my turn to be the girl

Because you are, by far, the most retarded fucking person I think I’ve had the displeasure of hearing, seeing, and speaking to.

voca.ro/17N6m5hpZqA4
not so good sorry

celebrity chef mario batali, duh?
i thought you were supposed to be a noticer how can you not even tell that it's me your longtime friend mario batali?

shawarma was so good i missed you anons whats up

That's true shawty

Have you been here and are just tripping now or are you new

The thread turned retarded without you, babe

had dinner now bedrotting

ive been here but only for a couple days. its nice to be properly introduced!

I feel jealous every time that I’m not the tranny getting sexed

mmmm baby wanna fuck >_<

cbtw

i need to never set foot here again holy fuck my body is disgusting there is no way a guy would ever date me i give up im fucking worthless bye

I'm foldering this and listening to it every night in bed when I can't sleep

im so sorry ill never leave you again
im kinda jealous... i wanna lie in bed but i dont know how to get fourchan working on my phone... need a big strong chaser to come help me set it up

i kinda wanna trip but I'm shy

Chaser btw

everyone's been really nice to me so far but i think its just not been long enough... but its fun for sure! you can always go back right thats what gave me the confidence

1 cut for each letter in this post btw

sob thank you

It's not that big of a deal

Can you shut up and lay on me

Well you can read I guess

yea using it on the phone is comfy, also yes big strong chasers are hot
yea maybe I'll do it i like attention ig lol

we're getting literate tranners now the powercreep is too brutal to keep up with

How is it disgusting

I am in fact a Evil Gay Retard

transbian

It's over, architectbros...

stop tranner powercreep noww

yippee im so excited for you we can look out for each other <3

how does it work exactly tho do i just write whatever

kek
okay i know who this is and i did notice you, silly
you mistook my question for not knowing when it was in fact honing and sharpening my anon detector

Dont (you) me

Any chasers today? I need one

i literally had to google it you put like a name and then a # after it with a password and then another # with another password? i dont really get how it works but

(You)

I have retied from chasing sorry

For what

we have to get the gang back together for one last heist don't leave her lonely

things salt would say if she detected me only after the mario batali post and is now covering her bases

then again maybe she just always knows

oy vey, ur an enigma barry

Why

That’s so depressing
Conversation, Companionship, Cock

39469200

Oh sorry I forgot to

Location?

Boston

Heh

i thought it might have been you and then mario posting confirmed it!
i hope you are having a nice day

did i figure it out?

(You)

Why heh?

so like, the first thing you write is gonna get put through a triple-DES function that the programming language / scripting environment Perl has. you can just bruteforce for those which is why having just one is considered "insecure". the secone one does some bullshit with a spesific secret salt value that Anon Babble spesifically has, making it mostly uncrackable without knowing it and nobody knows it.

(the thing that it says after your name is pretty much what a normal password would be stored as in a normal website. like, your password gets turned into a hash and then that's what it gets compare to when you input your password into whatever site you use. the difference here is, imageboards don't keep track of what password hash anyone has, the users have that responsibility, you gotta be like "oh this tripcode belongs to this person" etc, where on a username+password website, the site would keep track of that, and reserve that username for the person who can produce the right hash)

Ill help rob a bank tho lets do it
I will never dislike trans women as an option for love, but I don't want to go after them just because
At this point I'm just here to hang out I think

Will you do pic related to me if I come to Boston

Spider is so deporate for attention its kind of sad
I would feel bad for him if he hadn't told me to kys so many times

i think it looks right to me!!! gjgj this is so exciting
i would do it if it was with you anon
i loveee hash functions they're so fun i hope they invent a new one soon

yay im a tripfag noww so funn

spider is a fatherless child with an inattentive mother, one can't help but feel sorry for him

its fun to be able to talk to people but i miss posting some of the weird shit i was saying in here before... need to get over the shyness

you can just say shit as anon still
most of us do

but i dont wanna lie to people thats so mean... i made the tripfag's pact i would never secretly anonpost

lol that's true anonymity is nice for that c:

It's strange how the personnel shifts always happen in one big cluster

You can’t even spell desperate right you fucking retard, maybe you should really kill yourself.
You don’t know anything

That’s fair but we could hang out
Yes! I would love to go out dancing and throw it back on you

i trip but anon post the majority of the time
nothing wrong with it

I say all the weird and vile shit with a name on, I am not a spineless coward

right like i dont want to disrespect the post by giving it the impression i wont say it where i can be recognised

in my mid 20s i used to do it every day, more or less
do it say some weird shit, make me scratch my head

I'd love that. We could start out dancing normally, and by the end of the night we'd be grinding against each other like we're the only two people in the world. Unfortunately, I'm still never going to Boston, sorry

mountain dew baja blast enema

yowch!

Dont do this
Trust me...

i want to try! people do coffee enemas right its like a more fun version

Weird take but I think colorful boxer briefs poking out the bottom of loose hoochie-daddy short shorts on masculine guys is a cool aesthetic that no one wants to explore

taco bell diarrhea dumpster baby

Your ex wife made you sit in the cuck chair didn’t she?

The Tijuana Tickler

good stuff
eww

broseph bought a toilet paper wrap down at the new curry restaurant

masculine guys look sexy regardless I love men

Why are you never going to Boston? What if I’m your dream girl?

in another life i bet you'd make a killer private investigator (no cap)
a tranny dick if you would (here is the cap)

i hope you are having a nice day

thanks, same to you! :)

Pichu lost, I won

Someone make a new thread

well well well..... look who it is....
*adjusts my deputy belt*
ya just couldn't stay away, could ya.....?

You got this.

omg its my twin hiiii

broseph sniffing the air trying to smell whether bronya's under 21

when broseph sits under a tree... he doesn't wait for the apple to fall.... he waits for the bird poop....

i am not for what its worth! will that be a dealbreaker or do you think i still have a chance

This is ironic coming from someone who never leaves
I will answer the call
My long lost twin we meet at last

I'm leaving now. Goodbye

Broseph is unironically 36 years old and only like women he can groom

its an honour...

Why does this broseph fellow get shitposted at, what has he done

im curious about broseph too

hello I'm back after a minute long break
he likes to eat shit and tries to groom underage tranners, please be careful

thats not a problem! i dont know if im all that groomable though im kinda too oblivious for all of that stuff

What he actually did

awkwardly hit on a teenager as a 30 something man and fumbled it horribly

generally just a bad poster

always in a foul mood

What he didn't do but gets accused of a lot

eat human feces

i was groomed once it's fine don't worry about it

okay <3 yay

I want to be groomed into being happy fr

They hate me because Im normal
Ask and I will answer
This is pretty close to the truth and as much as I can reasonably expect

i've never been groomed i was too busy getting hit on by women twice my age when I was a teenager

Anyone here in Denver Co? Gonna visit.

sent

Fake news. There's a lot of videos out there of the 'seph eating shit and participating in pookkake orgies. The grooming thing is true but it's not like he has any game which means nobody actually gets hurt by his creepiness so who cares

idk broseph what hobbies do u have

maybe he's in a bad mood cause everyone's so mean to him. i will protect you broseph

To be serious for a second, only the most abnormal people on Anon Babble say they're normal. The most normal people know they're a little weird for being here.

what do you mean it always cheers me up when people say i eat poop

I made the new thread

yuh

awful thread

Where do you suggest visiting for beautiful scenery

thats so mean i dont want to post in that one... what the hell

I'd visit Sarah's house so she could sit on my face

why do you keep being mean to her?

tha weed shop
moujntain
sara'hs house

Dont use the retards thread.

New thread
New thread
New thread

I like to read and ride my motorcycle
My villain arc is entirely caused by the mentally ill posters here
Comparatively I am very normal.

Let's hang out

I’d call you a dick rider but we all know Pichu wouldn’t let you anywhere near here lmfao