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need to sniff his crotch

Idk looks 12 to me. Cut him in half and count his rings. Until then, kys pedo

Would

Imagine getting filled to the brim and glazed by the biggest thickest longest meaty cock.

I'd like to be able to sit down ever again. So more pike imagine getting glazed by a slightly above average cock then hugged from behind as he pumps into you. Then coffee and scones

evens sever
odds slow fade

I wish them the best

picrel looks like he smells bad

I know right

another sufferer from my chin, god for him for bagging vsauce

I have most recently smoked weed out of a chinese guy’s ass. Down on the boulevard, oh yeah. I am fucking gay.

Fuck bitches, get money. Or suffer the consequences from a lack of both.

not in a good way, in a lard burger cheetos greasy way, his diet is probably not good

my bussy feels... empty...

can you mentholy post elsewhere

I am adream and awake simultaneously

This was hot up until "coffee and scones." Too gimmicky. I'll put a baby in you and then we can have rooibos tea and shortbread.

I yam what I yam nigga

rooibos tea and shortbread

Aw come on man. You already nutted in me, why embarrass me again? Espresso and biscotti?

why are lads so cute boys?

need a bf who likes embarrassing me and teasing me

Your insufferable yank palette will break upon spotted dick and an Earl Grey.

Fuck

need ian bf

earl grey is so good
i made some before group therapy started, and ppl in group expressed surprise at the idea of someone putting milk in tea
absolute barbarians

surprise at the idea of someone putting milk in tea

I try so hard not to be rude at Americans, but this right here is a bit maaad.

earl grey is so good

Yeah. It's the bergamot. Probably my favourite blend of all time.

just some generic replay

literally menthol illness

you just don t like me and want to start a fight tough guy

and sometimes with some lavender
genuinely nothing is as nice as a solid cup of tea in the morning, aside from a cold glass of water after a long run or hike or bike ride

I wish you guys realized how absolutely worthless and unwelcome you are to the human race. Not that you would change. You really can't. It would be useless anyways. You can't fix the amount of stupid it took to bring you to this in the first place. You'd just be straight retards with the same toxic reputation.

Performative quirkiness is just as irritating.

performative cockpenis...

You have no idea :(

I just can't get behind teas. I've been to a few teatimes and some of the more put there ones can be nice, but anything I buy in the store is mid at best. Final offer, cortaditos and those guava/ricotta pastries?

i think me having high self esteem must physically cause pain to my bf because he DOES NOT like it

carbonated water and palatschinken

*out there ones
I had a super smoky tea that was nice and some citrus ones that I liked too. And I make early grey cookies which are also tasty. But when I make tea at home I would literally always prefer my mokapot or frenchpress coffee

he looks like hasan

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He looks better with hairy armpits

Anon... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry...

baby dick

fucking ruined. i knew he was too good to be true. can't even fill out a pair if briefs. so much makes sense now. the appeals to feminism. the small dick energy takes.

Did you like Destiny's pen0r?

whut
that's a big dick, anon

where?
i don't care about that cocksucker. he doesn't even have abs. just some skinnyfat basedboy

in his pants
do you need to see what a small penis looks like?? his dick looks significantly larger than mine, to say the least

Ideal bottom

it's this thread and other gay content on the internet that corrupted a teenybopper like Jeb
he could have been a proper boy who dreamed of a wife and having kids one day
instead of being some cumdump for old pedos
but he was targeted by the LGBT agenda like all children are

cortaditos and those guava/ricotta pastries?

No idea what these are, I've been outmatched. Yeah gowan then. Just keep in mind I only do missionary for the purpose of procreation.

that is not a whole lot to be workin' with. looks like 5.

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that's literally average

it's like no one's seen a grower b4

my pp grows from <1" to fully thumb length

why did you draw a green pee stain on his underwear?

whatever, he probably wants to marry a man…

You need to go to the nearest Cuban cafe asap. I went on a Miami trip last year and started every day with a cortadito and guava/cheese pastry from different places. Lunch was almost always a cubano and empanadas or arepas with spicy plantain chips too. Best food I've had in a long time and it's EVERYWHERE. Other than being super loud and emotional, those Cubans got it all figured out

missionary for the purpose of procreation

As long as I can wear a blindfold. No way am I making eye contact while getting fucked. I still need to maintain a thin veneer of self respect and dignity

how many of you are growers

I find it so weird how rich people will dine at fancy restaurants to eat the most basic ethnic cuisine imaginable only those in poverty eat.

meee!!!!! (service top, 7'4", $340k salary)

salary

ngmi

that's like suing mcdonalds for making you fat

2011+14

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Absolute pleb

Sounds good, just nowhere near a Cuban cafe in my slither of outer-London. But look, if you're ever in London, do yourself a favour and head to the nearest Lisbõa cafe (go to the one in Camden, I've known them since I was a kid). Get a compal and a pastry; any, they're all good.

As long as I can wear a blindfold.

You're cute AA

orientals are seriously unattractive

Tfw no bf to plant trees with

tfw no bf to plant his seed in me

tfw no tree to plant his bf in my seed

so much segs happenin
none for u sis
heh

Does your dad accept you being gay?

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What kind of trees you want to plant anon? I want a jacaranda tree but have nowhere to put it

Yes…

Golden trumpets (Handroanthus chrysotrichus)

Let me call your dad and find out.

yeah both my parents know

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still being closested in 2025 the year of our Lord

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that's gorgeous. we used to have them at home. i miss it. there are pinks ones too right?

i don’t know if he even knows but i can’t imagine caring either way

i giggle a bit when i come across people that are so closeted they've got a wife and kids at home while hooking up on the apps

Argentines are hot!

why so many gay dudes named matt

it's a cute name wish i was called matt

my bootyhole too tight for me to give a shit

ended up hiking on the river path all the way to town (about 3 hours long), then ate a picknick, visited a museum, got messaged by a 20 years old twink who lived nearby. Told me he needed my load in him, said I'd be free after visiting the museum, he agreed and blocked me after

a productive day overall

there's pink ones too
Tabebuia rosea

OK this one tugged at my wig a little

4 Czech twink heroes died doing the Gods holy work - killing ziggers
praise be upon them

Surprise! It smells like rotten fish because it's FtM.

bottom left for me

Pissed off my government worker bf and now my entire family is addicted to crack :/

are you and timur dating
you post similar things

odds fiennesmaxx
evens its over

the amount of filers teens use to hide their acne..

Love the jiggle

i want them all but got no yard right now

It's fake. They call it packer.

A twink who looked like jeb delivered my groceries

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Who shit myself?

teens? you mean the whole fucking internet.

timberley is a retarded fucking pooner
HOW FUCKING DARE U GIGGER?!?!!

i hear the neighbors having company or family over, hate em

rip king

I too hate people, family and fun.

Trust the plan

thoughts on this 20yo athlete?

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i think these are such ugly shorts

this one looks too young, delete this

He is like anti-timur

everybody get activated!
we havin' a house partei!

It's like a fucking sitcom

this is his bf

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When do we get our empire back?

I don't understand how black hair works

need a boifren who will cuddle and play vidyagaymes with me :3

Are you joking?

do we even want it back now

yeah, he's dating a jewish wpman

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F

Also S/O to TurboTax for charging me 150$ because I have a 4$ foreign tax credit, then giving me 20% off and bragging they saved me money several times. Gotta love it

same

what's sordish?

that time when my grandma brought to my room freshly made cookies after my bf and me had sex

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I love being able to experience ai during my life time, it's like magic

holy fuck my brain feels weird

college free for a month yay

Make sure your twinks have good posture lest you be tricked into dicking down a flat assed harlet with apt

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i thought i might have lumbar lordosis but if this is what it looks like then i think im fine and my ass is actually fat

cause he looks like a prepubescent girl

are those your favorites?

You're goddam right he does

Silence of the Twinks vibe

themoviedb.org/movie/551979-the-silence-of-the-twinks

Hannibal just can't help himself. He loves eating hot twink dick and ass - and then butchers them!! How many twinks must die before he's caught? Prepare yourself for the most exciting and terrifying big-cock-humping, hot-waxing, bondage-fucking, piss slurping murder-fest of your life! And remember, this is only the beginning…

didn't know that was an actual think

why homoes are so sexy …..

yeah 2 months and below

Lol neither did I. See ya in a hour and a half

post ass lier

Heck yeah i love dark humor! Can't believe the left tried to make it illegal

liar
hahahahah so funneh im out u retards

sometimes when i'm taking a shower i look down at my little ass dick and i just start crying

greetings everybody :3

lmao why does having a big dick matter?

nta but even bottoms look better with a big dick

so you can scrape the cum of some lesser man out of your wife and properly inseminate her with your seed

hi rodney, how are you?

believe it or not 90% of bottoms prefer small-mid sized dicks

I disagree strongly. Looks hilarious and (aside from all the piss) hot

accidental 5 hour nap

fuuck late to party
hi hi rodney!

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Hi Rodney!
:D

Dumb dog

ok so now, how do i feel better, what drugs do i need to take? also are those drugs vegans? i don t like hurting the animals and the environment, rabbits are so cute

What is his fucking problem with china btw? I seriously can't understand why he takes a decision that literally affects everybody, if it only affected china -tho still unnecesary- it will be kinda understandable but no, tariffs affects everybody even america.
Maybe the answer is simply bc trump is an idiot.

now, ik that you are confused but please don t tire your little silly mind with such question you can t understand the answer to even if you had it

even if he had what?

your momma

what a silly mind you have

hi :3
i'm fine, what about you
z

Good luck and don't fuck it up!

Tankanon answered me on discord, i’m feeling better…

my brain is swollen, has your brain ever been swollen friend? and i mean in a bad way, not like at a gym swollen in a good getting gains way

Say it

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zaga zaga ziggy ziggy

Say it

zoinks scooby doo, where are you?

Larry

good for u :3
zebra, yipeeee :D

I tell myself I dont feel anything for my crush that rejected me anymore but sometimes our knees touch or he gets extra close or lets out a cute little girly moan and I'm back to square zero. He must be aware that he's making me suffer. He's a mentally ill fag. I really should stop drinking with him. We just kinda awkwardly silently walked around today but he got really close a few times and our thighs knees and feet touched while we were sitting and he grabbed my shoulder firmly and I just wanted to make out with him

Rodney's come to see us!

this is courtney act

What a daddy

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do words even have meaning any more

no. i am not attracted to hairless men

lol it's a fucking drag queen? of course i wouldn't

revolting

would

and if there is a god
and if god is fair
i know you will suffer

there isn’t

prove it

the burden of proof is on you, retard.

tfw 5'4"

weighed more than 93kg in September

now weigh 68kg; close to my 58kg goal

I can't wait to be able to be lifted by a big, strong man :3

bragging

ALL COPE
ENTROPY IS THE ULTIMATE
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU WILL DO IS DIE

Don't hang out with him bro you are suffering, seek someone else

i want a handsome man to let me touch his body and be physically and sexually intimate with him....

you also have some burden of proof when you imply he doesn't exist

no

Best i can do is suck your dick and ghosting u

never ever ever ever would i ever let anyone ever interact with my thing ever under any circum stances

I don't feel like it's too much to ask why you think god isn't real

there's no proof

how would you know then?

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says anon, "Kinokoinu is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh, that was easy," says anon, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

i didn't ask you

the default is that a thing is false unless there is proof

noice hitchhiker's quote

too late sweaty, i already answered :3

anything to post another picture of the dog amirite? have to put all that hard work you've done collecting them to good use

need a man to hold me, kiss me, breed my tight virgin bussy and fill me up with his daddy milk every day

same but im not a virgin :(

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I like him, stop bullying

hold kjeft

me and my bf

i'm handsome, now touch my balls

da-aaad!!

Good afternoon~

i will get this from lidl tomorrow morning if they still have some, it is 6.16$ 1kg, pretty good, yes i am fat

Hilarious to listen to an american and a brit debate on anything. The american defaults to individualism while the brit appeals to authority. Neither are able to understand the other's view nor do they zero in on the nature of the conflict. Just constant "but what about my freedoms" and "but what the experts say..."

Round and round we go. Where we stop. Nobody knows.

dont reply to me

why are you still stalking that poor guy?

girl are u replying to ur own posts again?

they cute, take ur meds

enter thread

see someone with a horrid jaw/chin

laugh at it

its that simple

i think my jaw/chin even though still horrible are a bit better than that guy s jaw/chin, i feel a bit better that someone has it worse than me out there

that post is four hours old tho

Post that one selfie of yours

yes i opened the thread at the top and its like the 7th post lol
which i saw first almost
are you stupid

5 inches is enough to make me cum handsfree, and i can take that dick every day, no problem. that's why average size is very nice to have.
7 inches will also make me cum handsfree, but there will probably be an adjustment period because as my sigmoid colon gets straightened-out by repeating railings. if i don't get taken balls-deep at least once every few days my organs go back to their original shape. i can only see this being practical if i'm in a serious relationship, because i would only ever want my organs to be rearranged by my bf

replying to a four hour old post is sus as fuck, specially when you put effort into cropping the photo for it

umm no sis I'm not (You) but ok

lmao thanks

effort

one click with sharex

replying to a 4 hour post at the top of the thread is sus

ummm
retardation!

Loool you’re fucked eww

it is not that bad fuck off and kys

the problem is, you're like that on purpose and you do nothing to stop it

tfw absolutely horrid jaw and chin and double chin

Fell in love for the first time and he's not into me. I honestly wish I were never capable of love at all. This fucking hurts

i am on oral minoxidil now hoping that the beard will pull through + i will also maybe get to 12% bf at some point in case it doesn t and even if it does it will stil probably help
what else can i do, jaw surgery is like 30k + years of braces but yea, it would fix both the jaw and teeth though i won t look that much different even with it.. only the mega recessed ones look significantly different..

so fucking gross

im not expecting anything happy to happen anymore

you? yes you are

stop being dishonest abt how i look, you are not helping my self image issues

so tired of blur

glad she strayed true to what a "drag queen" means
trannies have no business in the drag queen business

they both look like they have a fetish for smelling pits and crotches

Straights are being raped by the wives divorcing them

wow... can we see your ass or dick to see if they redeem it...

skunk is the one into that, they do kinda look a like

i gotta be honest gays, i don't think i'll buy the switch 2

won't be going swimming today

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the bloodborne game looks fun but i won't either unless there's something more down the line

the dandelion sun is scorching
like a glass of cold lemonade

ewww ruined :/

how can i look better

you can't, you fucked your body and life up, and now you must deal with the consequences

Plastic surgery

which one ruined it :(

not worth it i will be to old and i am already too old at 24 to be a virgin like this
i only got weird nipples

gays vs goys

throwing a big party next to thorny's apartment all night long

I hate asian pubes and cut marks. Only curly pubes for me.

all the good posters left and it's just us in hell :)

i wish i was hot, i would have been nice then

your jaw actually looks fine just a bit chubby. butt is nice. dick area is horrendous, please trim

they aren't asian pubes, im a euromutt ethnically speaking
cut marks are fine

ugh i hate looking so fat

dick area

idk how to trim it without butchering it desu

butt is nice

ty

we're in the discord :3

send the link sis

It's always the Discord server with Pirandello in it

it's for cool guys only sorry

a-at least i have a nice butt

alri shallo

yes, extremely accurate
being gay sounds fucking awful the more i think about it
you do nothing but spend your days working out, grooming, cleaning your butt, testing for stds, prepping, etc only for a short dose of pleasure that leaves you anyway
gay guys are addicted to only sex, even the younger ones
i blame the fags who started spreading aids instead of settling down like normal people do, giving this impression that being gay is all about random hookups, meaningless sex, drugs, partying, whoring around until you get stds in your late 30s or 40s and die alone, or worse, end up growing old alone with no one to look after you
even when you bring this up, you will have a horde of whore faggots defending this "culture" because to them "monogamy and marriage are straight concepts"
that's why i don't watch those corny lgbt shows with cutesy gay couples who are le soulmates and stuff
it's mostly fake
gay guys are scared of monogamous relationships and you don't wanna get deep with a bi guy because they are pussies who marry women anyway

shallo giggled at this in the vc

have you verified the age of these "cool guys"?

Is like a 6.3 inch long dick and like a 4.75 inch girth a good size?

Im still a virgin at 25 and im pretty scared of being seen as like a peremnent bottom for my size, or like "just ok".

you don't wanna get deep with a bi guy because they are pussies who marry women anyway

drag holden, biboomer, bich ass and bishit sis

idk i have a man i'm in deep love with a man and that will never ever change

idk that's not my job

so you are the minority
congrats, i am happy for you

that's not my job officer i didn't know I was jerking it to a minors butt pics

who said anything about jerking it? is that how you use discord?

yes. 6.3" is a very good size, anon

not so fast! he's straight and hasn't talked to me in over 5 years

1984

discord is only good for camwhoring when you're my age (under 25), there's no other point of it

Hnnng

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gooner brained at 25 is crazy work anon

not using skype and irc

both are outdated technologies my generation knows nothing about

why are you spending your time on this boomer board instead of hanging with people your own age?

Whore

Bow and kiss the (Jeb's) feet

because all the decent boomers leave this board
only the truly awful with mental issues remain

Is it though? Like a just ok size? Or like is it enough to make you feel good to come back to?

Jeb won

are the mental issues ones your type then or?

depends on how you use it
my ex was 7.5" and while it was great sex he was a not so great person and it wasn't enough

wassup homos

I prefer George over Jeb

what, does it mean if a femboy fills another femboy with cum

We only worship Jeb in this house

Jeb's youthful stompers vanquished Holden's befungused soles

i'm making shortbread uwu

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its an above average size, lad. dont doubt it

OK but what are your thoughts on Jeb's feet?

guys, don't feed the trolls :/

eve Holden had the common deceny to realize he was too old to post anymore

He just ran out of kids to groom

No it was because he got married to a woman…

abs are so hard to get

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This general has a fit fag epidemic

Post feet

decency

Oh yeah tootaly

i dunno who's that and i'm not interested into his drama or whatever :<

Don't even trip g. I'm fat as fuck

ugh i remember heart

I'm pretty sure heart trooned too, because I saw him in other generals and he seemed to say he was on mones

i mean he did post photos of him in dresses, can't say I'm surprised

why do you care so much about these people from the past? it's like in your mind you see them as friends despite not speaking to them in years? lol its very weird, they're like your imaginary friends

gurl we're just gossiping about old posters, calm down

Yum! Do you make it from scratch?

ugh

no this person posting about Jeb, Holden, Hear always brings up the old stuff no one cares about but them, none of us know who they are

homos, if a guy called you cute would you like it or not

Tldr

yeah, this is kinda cute

Depends what he looks like. But yeah, I would probably find it disarming and be pleased

I know who they are, I'm sorry you're feeling left out anon

I'm not the person asking about Jeb you retard.

wouldn't believe but would blush

i only call guys 18-25 cute and men 26+ sexo

i'd probably daydream of marrying him

top or bottom?
same question
you say sexo in real life?

I've procrastinated all day from writing my paper by cleaning my house, doing my taxes, reading a book, and baking a cake. It's not really procrastination if it's beneficial or returns an end product, right?

i feel like you might be easy to lovebomb dude, but i get it

Bottom of course

Virgin but masturbate to 90% top stuff and 10% bottom stuff

Should I make a Grindr or Sniffies hookup be the one who has to call my suicide in? T b h ?

found this webcomic about shiza :/

yeah sexo, bello, carino, beau, mignon
briefly talking in foreign languages makes you more interesting

no

gotcha
lol ok
which language is sexo? i thought it was a Anon Babble meme

New

I think you and jeb would be perfect for each other once he turns 18

Only if you like elderly men

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it's spanish

Maybe its my inexperience and virginity that makes me so insecure about it.

Idk idk I just don't want to be seen as like a pity fuck. Objectively I know I don't have like a micropenis, but I still feel like people will treat me that way.