Are you alone in your basket, anon?
Also. Any Easter plans? Tis the season for brunch, pastels, and other gay shit
/gaygen/ He is risen edition
I can't afford eggs!
i am alone indeed. don't celebrate easter
Beat me to it!
Recycle ig when this thread is done
Have your monster boyfriend breed you and lay your own then #grindset
Are you american?
what about creme egg?
the more you know. i thought it was just autism
I was just gonna say, we have a shockingly similar vibe. Great minds, anon
I do not like eggs and find they give me smelly farts so I avoid them. Would just eating egg whites be different? Anyone know?
I will spend Easter with my family, going to church and praying to God.
lol ok
Cheers
chud
No shared meal? I haven't been to church since I left catholic school and went to a private college. Went maybe twice there but the nearest church was just trying to recruit freshmen for their street teams and the vibes were off
i am 26 so i do not have any easter plans. but i will be wearing progressively more spring-y clothes
Cheers
Are you the British anon that was talking about tea and baked goods earlier and/or the one that compliments my food by calling it ambrosia? I'm not as autistic at identifying anons
what kind of squeak is this
so top homos, what do you like to be called instead of cute? are there any tops here
Rapist is good
I have other people in my life, but never a romantic partner.
And ne, hehe, but I did enjoy egg hunting when I was younger.
Yes. I've never been complimented before.
spring-y clothes
Like what? I tend to wear more light greens/tans/whites. Summer is blue/pink pastel linens, fall is red/browns, winter is dark green/blue.
youtube.com
hands down the best Beatles song, truly otherworldly
i need meat omg, i want cheeseburger
I've never had one before. What do they taste like?
I just ate a bunch of parsley.
My dad hates this song and that spirit in the sky one. Put it on once in the car and he went off for like 20min about them being hacks. Idk what that was desu
you ever did sex work?
Omg what animal is that? It's so cute. I love its messy fur!
To me, sex is nothing but work
cute bf > pointless hookup
o.o
hookups don't have to be pointless
Yes!!
Lmfao. He isn't, but you've summoned me. What's going on?
sigh, thanks
isn't this just one beatle? probably why it's tolerable. together they made nothing worth listening to
I'm the hypothetical top virgin from last thread but... I really like being called "king" by people. I don't want to go so far as to ask people to start doing it that but when I organically get like a
good morning, king
I get a lil giddy every time
they're quite nice
milk choc egg filled with fondant
they do a caramel one too
a lot of christians think it's a satanic song because the "hare krishna" part but I find it so energizing and engaging
a lot of men in general shun anything spiritual or religious too, it's in their nature to be agnostic
hot
it's a ratlet
pale pink, green, cream. i have a green gingham shirt that i should wear soon
Actually, this one is the best Beatle's song:
youtube.com
hypothetical top virgin
biting my tongue
I get a lil giddy every time
cute
seems kind of trite but ok
Is ballet a bottom or a top thing?
Nothing I'm just procrastinating on homework and trying to sound cool online. Baking a cake rn. Hbu?
look at what he's wearing, it doesn't get more bottom
Kind of crossposting
But Is like a 6.3 inch long dick and like a 4.75 inch girth a good size for a top?
Im still a virgin at 25 and im pretty scared of being seen as like a peremnent bottom for my size, or like a "just ok" fuck
v nice
i only do dates if i want a guy to be my bf and if he just wants to hit it then he ain't gonna be my bf
guy i was dating for a bit did ballet and it's a bottom thing
he even said everyone who does ballet is gay so i'll take his word for it
maybe in russia or some place all the guys are straight
Only bottoms can dress up slutty?
didnt you already get an answer
Already hashed this out. Totally normal cock. Are you fishing for complements or pity or something?
post it
you think that's slutty?
why aren’t there tops interested in ballet?
Oh I do love chocolatey things! My favorite chocolate is ferrero rocher.
Thanks!
Yeah? What homework, what cake?
Hbu?
I was trying to get an early night but gave up. Now I'm on this sty again.
we have sports
i think some football players do ballet practice for reasons but if they're doing it as a creative endeavor they're gay
For men it is they don’t usually dress up like that
No Delta, please. They taste like shit.
I honestly agree. He's gorgeous. Most importantly he's young AND fit. For some reason Gen Z twinks are not in good shape outside of tiktok bros. I get on Grindr and like maybe 5% of 18-20 year olds are physically fit at most.
Weird to hold yourself into a rigid top/bottom dynamic when we have the equipment to do both imo. Esp when it leaks out of the bedroom and now you're acting out this fantasy of a 50s housewife and being fake ditzy or trying to "dom me" into ordering specific pizza toppings.
But that's just me. You do you
How old are you again?
chutalkinbout they are nice
also i just wanna say. why do white people have no appreciation for spit/drool??? was hawk tuah girl the only one??
i think he said 28 previously
I know, but I just want to know if it genuenly is good and like something that bottoms and such would want to seek out or if im just "ok".
I know im probably too pornbrained to some extent, but I never see anyone be happy or talk positively about someone my size like they do with a big cock. And all the size related jokes and stuff. Shit hurts my feeling and im insecure, I guess.
No too embarressed and shy + im trying to be muscular first.
vers == truegays
it doesn't read as slutty to me but to each their own
lots of menthols out there. you can just not date them
I love spit and piss play
You bite into it and then you just get a raped-gob full of sickly fondant jizz. It's indulgent and then it's not even good.
what cake?
Orange upside down cake. Made it for a dinner a while ago and wanted to try again but more caramelized. Butter dripped out of the form and set my smoke alarm off so that was fun. Came out darker than the photo looks like
what homework?
Started an MBA a couple weeks ago and it's dumb af. I need to write a paper where my grade is basically determined by the amount of buzzwords I can shove in there. Not hard or strenuous work but man is it boring to just shit out some nonsense about the "importance of SWOT analysis" and vertical integration and shit
Three (You)s in one post. You spoil me. Google the concept of a "boyfriend cock" and gaslight yourself into self confidence
I can't even imagine being a top that bottoms as well. Especially when I get older and fuck twinks, I don't want to be in adult diapers because my insides have fallen out which happens to like 80% of bottoms.
Sorry, I don't know why I quoted the wrong person twice.
This was meant for
I try not to live my life in the sexpest boomer's image
oh shit i didnt even catch the third one. i have no idea why i did quoted wrong three times.
sorry :(
did you think there were razors in the halloween candy
you have no taste
no im having oatmeal for tea loov
life your life as a dumb whore then like you're already doing sweetie
Rectal Prolapse
Lol damn. Struck a chord, huh? I'd hope your lifestyle choices are working for you, I ask only that you don't impose them on me.
they don’t, it’s more swimming
i'll impose whatever i want on you or anyone if I feel like it :)
All you "people" seem the same to me. I hope you survive the coming American worldwide conquest and can enjoy some real culture like McDonalds and diet cock
I struck a chord too! Look me!
Xe also said 43 at one point
lets get to the bottom of who this really is
I believe it's really a minor tricking us
k
fuck i wish i got to his bottom before jamal did
Nobody knows what you're talking about or who this is
Nice, plz do aqualung next
Protect him from freshie and cdc at all costs
Aqualung except make it gay. The slight change should be obvious
Protect him from freshie
uhh texanoo is 30 now. the oldest that freshie goes for is a nineteenie
fanx looov we'll try or best
I've always found people talking jargon way outside of my sphere sexy. But I'm afraid, it's just that - SWOT? Vertical integration? I'm writhing.
Orange upside down cake
Very nice, good carameli*s*ed rim. You should apply for a GB citizenship at this point.
Don't eat that shit, Delta.
good photo
You can always who’s top and who’s bottom in gay relationships tho
You can see who's *usually* the top and who's *usually* the bottom and certainly some phenotypes are more masculine/feminine. But if we both got poles and we both got holes, why not capitalize on that?
boomer guitar music
get a new instrument
guitars are so fucking boring a this point
Lol love it. Lots of twang. Do the "there's a place in France where the naked ladies dance" one
some people don't like their holes used
You know it’s not masculine to take in the ass
this is silly
Did I lie?
that's so gringe
Guess which one of them is the top and the bottom
i would like to die
you notice how the dude is pulling away? how bad does pietros mouth smell?
like pasta
give me a song to sing
the one in the longcoat is the top, usually a bottom will show off his butt for his boyfriend so he can see as he walks in front of him, bald guy is the bottom imo
im gonna go ahead and list the green & red flags of this guy ive been chatting w & seeing and yall can tell me if this will work out well
+
cute
likes me
good movie buddy
likes rough stuff
-
much chubbier than expected ngl
very insecure
literal aspergers
IBS
likes rough stuff
what kinda of stuff girl, fisting?
It's not masculine to let others define your limits either
Which is fair enough. Just kinda seems like gays fall into a weird trap where they try and emulate straight couples and dynamics as much as possible
IBS and chubby, instant dump
he shouldn't even be in the mainstream dating pool
or should let people know that on his profile...
I really can't stand these guys who don't tell you anything til you go on a date with them
no I don't want to find doubt on our date your a cancerous HIV+ faggot and that's some real tea
not that crazy lol just like hard slapping and biting so far
well idk what it even is really but it sounds gross obviously
you don't know what IBS is? they have bouts of bleeding out of their butthole when they poop, it eventually leads to ulcerative colitis
damn i assumed they just had to go a lot. so prob no bottoming
they have abdominal pain, butt pain, they feel a lot of inflammation in their digestive system
imo it's caused by smoking, everyone I know who smokes developed it
no can do, son
yeah
i think that might just be in your head
carnivore diet
they might be on a medicine for it, i'm not sure how bad they have it, but it's something you should ask
>very insecure
pump and dump this fatso virgin, so that he learns what's being gay all about
likes rough stuff
very insecure
literal aspergers
He's so me fr fr
im sorry to hear about your ibs anon
I don't have that I think!!! I can still bottom!
IBS
LMAO
yayyy!
when i eat spicy food my asshole burns like a bitch, but it kind of turns me on in a way...
Idk about IBS but I do be shittin
it burns so bad but then once it cools off you feel a great relief like your butthole is high
fire in the hole !
my butthole is high on life
Giton please do not top a fat fuck with IBS. You're too cute for that.
i like him thick
Hi /gaygen/! Im doing voice requests <3
Where do daddies 25+ purchase sex with college boys these days? When I was 18-19 it was Craigslist (dead) and Rentmen (all old men now). All I want is a 19 year old's love and affection but not have to make things weird about me having a BF and I feel like a transactional thing would be best for this.
I thought you said you used to be a rough trade, sounds like someone doesn't know how to hoe
daddies
25+
wat
Pretend you're my bf asmr
appreciated but its a "you have to be there to get it" thing
wym
post the sound you made when you took cock for the first time
Do I have IBS or do I just make every meal as spicy and greasy as I can possibly manage? Hard to say
should i go get ice cream
the minimum age to be a daddy is 40 years old
say “how! me big chief suck-em-chode. me suck peepee in teepee.”
Yeah
Like i said CL no longer exists and rentmen is full of old dudes who should be retired. I didn't find a single cute 18-19 year old on rhe entire platform. Not even if you up it to 20.
Closer to 30 than being cute.
grindr
find guy you like
offer $$
that's how it's doing you absolute newb
You can't even find the cute teenagers on grindr or sniffies. I seriously don't understand what apps they use now. Do I need to enroll in college or something ?
Fuck it. I'll write my paper tomorrow. I'm gonna eat cake, drink, and goon the rest of the evening
What's this then? They're all over grindr man I got one asking to meet up.
I don't really want to be telling you this but Instagram DMs would probably be your best bet. Not that anyone would respond cuz half the point of using an image focused public platform is screening out the weirdos
Barely any cute teenagers on Grindr anymore. They are all fat and ugly.
Ugly as fuck.
You have horrible tastes then he's literally adorable
shut up bitch
I'm a cheater into guy's 8-10 yrs younger than me...but not fucking desperate lmao. This is not what cute means. All the gen Zs on grindr look like this or even worse. It's not hot. It should be clear they've done a lot of sports or exercise.
Hawk tuah spit on that thang.
I love the messy haired shy boys into art and music, bring them all to me I'll take care of them ahhh
aight i'll go do it
im 31 and get called cute, maybe u just have an skill issue
messy haired shy boys into art
me uwu
You're not into freshies you have an athlete preference and those types are usually bottoms
pop it(my pussy)
I look like this
better be a straight acting masc top!!
I'm very gay acting and dance while I walk
dumped
Go get ice cream pooj
UGH ok ok already i'll get going and leave the thread alone
i wish i had a guy to take on a high speed drunk driving adventure
Hit the rocky road chump
like in easy rider or my own private idaho?
Yeah
No I want them to be barely legal teenagers for sure. They don't need to be athletes, just fit. Even runner fit is very sexy.
This is an example of what I want to put my dick in but it's thousands of miles away.
Think of it this way. If you like black men that doesn't mean you like all black men. You probably like the hottest black men. That's me and white barely legal teens. I like the hot ones.
I've come to realize my ideal bf would be fucking retarded. Not a literal downie of course, but definitely someone with double digit IQ and in general just thick as an brick.
ok i found a karaoke version of it i can sing along to, fun song
voca.ro
Gotta take your future into your own hands. Find a cute guy and a nice rock and then...
He looks very good but not what i go for typically. Pic is the guy who wants to meet later, his ass is insanely hot
Good job man, 9/10 you did a decent cover
...p..proofs?
Is he brown or is that the lighting? I do not like non-white teens.
ENOUGH OF THIS BISEXUAL NONSENSE
u get nothing sewer troll
No he's not brown lol, he has blonde hair
natonality? nice ass?
The nearest fit white twink to me is 6 miles away. He's probably in fucking brooklyn. I think teens just can't avoid my area. Maybe I need to move somewhere more affordable.
I think teens just can't afford my area*
We should swap for 6 months, you come to Cali and I live in Brooklyn. Because both places are equally bad lol it's taking me months just to find a hot blonde twink again. In europe, the uk, and Ireland they're literally everywhere
r4r
I have thought about moving to the largest college town or something desu. What would that be? College town with the largest white gay male population
i liek your style, chef
how did the wall come to be? u get BW cats on purpose?
I'm in Manhattan. There are NO teens here. I think if you worked a teen service job or something you'd have to have enough 6 roommates in a studio apt. It's a shame. I would get a sexy teen and apartment for a few years if he let me unload in him and cuddle and kiss him and suck his dick if it's a nice thick big one
oh its that loser
beatles real love tho
I mean there are some NYU etc boys i have fucked but I've already fucked them and most of them have rich parents and wouldn't be taking money to be a pretend bf. A few have wanted to be fwbs but i can only get out to cheat so often and they get angsty
And a lot are just not innocent. For me i like the innocence and sweetness these boys have. When I hold them it's like holding something pure and I feel that love deeply
Then what you need are repressed Christian gay college boys, try somewhere in the south.
innocence
pure
Kill pedophiles
can I see??
fren
They found that Asian guy getting abused by a black woman on the NYC subway, and he's really hot????
x.com
Slovene and kinda?
I've seen the grids, that's about the same as here with too many browns and blacks. Luckily we do have our better universities in the SF Bay area, which are good for drawing white twinks from. Manhattan is overpriced and soulless imo, I like boys that are attending art school, come from other states like the Midwest. But still it would be preferable to live in Europe.
*phew* i thought you had posted gore again
No
luka!?
Who?
fair.
u want gore? sure
files.catbox.moe
Is he half-white? Too tall and hairy for the average asian.
slov and not heard of this fatso? ... hmm
post thighs
Doggo power
not clicking. teehee
luka is the ideal bottom
Ooooh, i thought you knew some other Luka. It's a very common name.
isnt luka serbian?
no you’re probably thinking of jokic but there are a few serbs in the nba
24
Looking like that
Christ zoomers are aging like shit
His name does end with a Ć. But he could also have parents with different nationalities.
Threads ruined with scorny here.
Later lads.
were u scared? post thighs now
The wall is mural wallpaper. Some Indian dropshipper on amz garbage but since I've ordered a couple times he prints me customs nbd. I rent so it's tacked to the wall using textured upholstery tacks, which bubbles a bit at the seams but overall p sweet.
I got the white cat while drunk at a country friend's barn and his buddy had a litter. I got the black cat for the white cat when covid ended and I started going back to school/work and he seemed lonely. I like them both but I did not think through pet ownership and these fuckers aren't gonna die for over a decade...
beatles real love
luka doncic is a slovenian basketball player
i was so sure he was a serb lol. my life is a lie
Nah, wasn't scared lol. Here :3
did u pick the motif?
whats your fav color?
which chair color is the better one?
exactly what i was thinking while watching it lmao
when does this poor dog get hit by a car
the shortbread/sable cookies i made are bretty good :3
next time i'm gonna add some citrus zest or chopped chocolate or even roll them in chopped nuts :3
Need a recession so white boys like this get turned out
homos, what's your go to pick up line?
Im not shaved sry... T-T
i made some tasty broccoli
it tastes like chinese restaurant broccoli
this is a good thing, never apologize for that
my dad doesn't love me, will you?
Whoops I squirted cum all over the dream
decor
I live alone so it's all me. Not a fantastic example cuz it's dirty but picrel is my old place which I loved. Old refurbished barn in the countryside. Only problem was no AC and the landlord wanted me to pay 1.8k for the privilege of unsticking my balls every couple minutes so that didn't work out
fav color
It's not anywhere in my decor but my favorite color is bright orange. Very hard to work something like that in. Although guess what color my car and camping gear is
best chair color
Idk. I have a green couch, blue dining chairs, black benches, and a red dramatic chair. Guess red looks the best, black holds up best, and navy if you need yo split the diff
Broad q for gigi, what's your decor style like?
Broad q for gigi, what's your decor style like?
"damn bitch, u live like this?" core
But i kinda like being a hairless twink.
i'm sure that works every time
What's your favorite color dog?
Not a great pickup line exactly but a good nonsequitur that almost always leads to more conversation
Mens dicks
sigh, live your truth
lmao i'm gonna tell him to use that one. he's the goofy type and could pull it off
Kek. The hottest menthols have the dirtiest rooms
how can you be so low iq?
And who is the he that's gonna be stealing my line?
I demand a verbal trademark every time. "What's your favorite color dog? Verbal trade mark: retardanon 2025”
im jking idk how to pickup guys
i just fuck it up if i try verbally
told one guy the veins in his arms were really noticeable and he seemed weirded out
at most i might compliment a guy on his shirt, and then he says "thanks my girlfriend got it for me" and then i want to kms
im not hot enough to be considered hot but ty
i love how all of you only want cute bfs but none of you are cute yourself, how is that going to work out?
guy i met online. how exactly do you plan to enforce that trademark
it's harder for bottoms i think
why would you want to be cute and have a cute boyfriend who is gonna be the man? think before you post
Nah I want a slightly damaged clearance rack bf. The same function at half the price. plus job security cuz he prob won't cheat/break up with me
My type is rat looking white guys with glasses. Unironically I'd fuck Larry if he got braces and lost his ability to speak
how exactly do you plan to enforce that trademark
Land of the fees home of the lawsuit. Consider yourself served bb
My type is rat looking white guys with glasses. Unironically I'd fuck Larry if he got braces and lost his ability to speak
FUCK YOU NIGGER, KYS, MY TEETH ARE NOT EVEN THAT BIG OF A DEAL, ALL OF YOU ARE SO MENTALLY ILL HERE
i love that squidward painting :o
it's like i always say, start with a good piece then replace the rest when you can afford it :3
I HOPE YOU ALL GET DIFIGURED BY AN ACID ATTACK
your teeth make you look like an antisemitic portrayal of a molerat
Other than the furniture and the squidward & shitty bird paintings literally all of my decor is from goodwill. I'm a lil obsessed. I've been to every goodwill in every surrounding state, sitting at 106 visited rn and planning roadtrips for more
Retweet. Lmk when you cut your tongue out and get invisalign. Then I'll make you squeak like the rat you are
if only it were so easy
the shallowness of humanity in a nutshell
THEY ARE NOT THAT BAD, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU, I CANNOT FIX NEITHER THEM OR MY JAW OR CHIN, I HATE YOU
Is the guy at least white and/or cute? Can't have uggos tainting my goofy brand
it's harder for bottoms i think
100%
i'd love to have a hot dommy guy ask me out but i know that's never gonna happen
is that his real midface lol
i can t fix my teeth, invisalign won t do shit and no one ever complained abt them ever
I be gettin pozzed by Duke Cage
what's your decor style like?
the opposite of yours. lean towards minimalism. i do not like too many clutters and noise. A lean vase with a stalk of flower or two is all that would decorate the coffee table. The wall will have one big painting and rule over it alone. Furnitures should be simple with very little to no elaborate designs. Same with rugs. Warm color schemes for the furnitures. Walls can be cool though
I know it's furshit but god I wish this would happen to me
x.com
Is the guy at least white
didn't ask
and/or cute?
i guess. he's naive, which can ping as cute to some. not me
god my teeth and jaw and chin keep me up at night and make me so suicidal, i literally cannot sleep thinking abt them
easy for u to say when u r immune to those :<
i see :o
if i were to hang paintings i would pick landscapes and limit them to one or two :3
thanks for giving me self esteem body issues for no reason than to randomly be mean to someone
Hmm. Meet in the middle and do a 70s but minimalist setup? Nice open spaces and solid, but primary, colors?
As long as I get my library I'm flexible on how much of this shit I need to keep
you get the energy that you put out, luv. may be try being a decent person next time instead of a self-obsessed hateful narcissistic cunt
yeah. that picrel is more my type but its too warm. i would swap some colors for cooler tones and id remove the top two levels from that rack on the left
ma'am what kind of postive reply do you expect from
I HOPE YOU ALL GET DIFIGURED BY AN ACID ATTACK
if you move to New Orleans you might find Jeb, he starts college there in the fall
I gravitate towards florals and Greek/Roman shit paired with golds and angles
Can't see it in picrel but the windows have static clings that look like rose trellises too. Next I figure out how to decorate the ceiling. No square foot untouched!
remove the top two levels from that rack on the left
Aw lil guy has trouble with the top shelf? Don't worry g, that's why I'm here
Literally said I'd slice you off a piece of this long dick. With the most minimal plastic surgery on your part we could be happy
drag him, rodney. knead him into a dough
why is my shadow so much skinnier than my frame and build? my shadow is a twink
im 6' tall lol. i just dont like those types of racks
You have a problem with shelves writ large? I get being a minimalist but where will be store my many treasures??? Feel like you're not putting equal work into this relationship
carl jung theorized that shadow is that which we hide from. the part of us that we are afraid to be and he suggests that we should embrace the shadow as a process of understanding ourself better. in fact, neglecting our shadow is considered dangerous
like lara croft. in a secret room
Pull a peter pan with a twist. Cut the thing off and keep it in a cage. The twist is you pull it out whenever you want to... Well I'm sure you can come up with the rest
Ok now wait a second. If you're ok with me having a secret lair, we can make this work
second star to the right and straight on til' morning
New (ish)
lol
New2You is best anyway. Like I said. I'm obsessed with second hand shit
Half my wardrobe was pinched from thrift stores, come on get in lid
take a walk on the shadowside doot doot doot
are you implying youre my lara croft? :3
can we get a different thread
I'm implying if you give me a minute and the right molds I can have nice pointy tits just for you
*flips the sign over. Throws the last drunk guy out. Puts all the chairs up. Sweeps and runs the last wash load* twas a good thread but it's all over now