/gaygen/ don't judge a book by its cover edition

Qott: are you a muscle bottom? A fem top? Let's talk about it today on gaygene.

I wanna see picrel and Hyacinth fucking

I want Judge Judy to step on my balls in her high heels

Im a twink bottom

valid and real sis, i look like this

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Americans are so one dimensional

I wanna see hyacinth find the love of his life, and be happy

being ugly is a disability

You are 35, bald, and have huge disgusting moles all over your face and body.

I want to look like this

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Same…hope it’s me

fem top

wish they were real

Transbian lifestyles may be for you, consult with your gender astrologist

All of those are false

I wish I was one too sis.

I don't feel like I fit into any category :/
What about you, Anon?

absolutely not i just like fags

I think it's so funny how all of these guys had these super specific training philosophies and insisted that there were unique strategies for getting better results. Lol.

Short and intense workouts are the way

No actually german volume training is best!

Mf, you're on roids. They did a study not too long ago that shows untrained people on roids gained more muscle mass literally sitting and doing nothing than people that trained.

I wish I looked like this

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Thanks anon :')

empathy is not a real thing, people are shallow and horrible and lack it completely, what they have is selective empathy which they only have for family and friends and people useful for them, basically they only have empathy to benefit themselves, no different than a psychopath at all, in fact, a psychopath is still probably going to be nicer and more empathic than them on average.. psychopaths actually end up helping a stranger in need more often than regular 'empathetic' people in studies.. trust no one.. everyone is horrible, selfish and extremely shallow at their core, just a dumb soulless animal..

I need to see male lactation from his nipples with my own eyes before I die. Very important goal in life.

im just tired of being played by these straight passing bisexuals all my life but fuck my drag right

I'd be a fem top if I shaved

Xanthippe once went to the doctor because his spintcter could no longer hold in farts or turds and they kept slipping out so he asked for the "husband stitch"

kek, lol lmao even

Leaving this here for texanon incase he searches the archive. He needs this image in his cat folder.

Ya huh, and that vocaroo said you hated the trans stuff. Last girl I crushed on was a transbian too. I'm over this stuff.

just quit estrogen shitza and go regular gay, simple, lift and build some muscles and you will get fags even with that ugly mug of yours

This is a reminder to be kind to yourself because you are unique and beautiful!

Are you one of those bottoms who only go for bisexuals and never gay tops?

Being shaved feels nice.

my mug is 7/10 in poland and u rly shouldnt throw stones in a glass tent you little vermin with horse teeth

so be over it methy nobody is offering

they dont go for me

Well right now you're giivng fem flop!

Literally Mark Kerr just flat out said, "I eat Snickers bars and mainline 10 shots of roids inna week". The only honest guy of that size, but not a bodybuilder. How many of the legends died by 50 from massive heart attacks?
We kno dong dreamer or whatever your name is

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Yw buddy, I respect the heck out of you for having principles, and being about more than sex.

nobody is offering

Wink wink

i'm a bi bottom

I am also bi I think

don't judge a book by its cover

why not? somebody chose that cover and put thought into it so shouldn't we respect their efforts?

Qott: are you a muscle bottom? A fem top? Let's talk about it today on gaygene.

i don't think i fit into any group. just average looking dude who tops

Always great to see someone who is just straight up open about it. Really sad, but unfortunately the endocrine system is a very delicate thing. There is no way to safely take any amount of exogenous anabolics. Even at "non-supraphysiological" levels they will fuck you up. Notice how everyone on TRT turns lobster red and gets a bloated gut? Oh yeah, it's just maintaining what your natural levels WOULD be... that's why you have to donate blood because your body is making too much now... normal high test guys definitely have to do that. Daily reminder that every single doctor is nothing more than a legal drug dealing cunt. ADAB. Hail Ray Peat.

Trannies out

Even at "non-supraphysiological" levels they will fuck you up.

I've read about this. One of the hypotheses is that the testosterone esters commonly used have very long half-lives that do not mimic the natural diurnal fluctuation of hormone levels, leading to chronic (and pathological) activation of androgen receptors
There's probably more to it than that, endocrinology is massively complicated

Lmao you are so based hya buddy. I'm a dummy who can't verbalize smart things, but even I know to stay away from steroids and tren. I do admit I think it looks dope as shit when a guy is a superhuman freak like classic Swartzeneggar or Yates, but I don't want heart issues or shrunken balls n dick. I need my dick tyvm and can't afford any lost inches.

Somebody post they feet

i wonder what having a bf is like

very long half-lives

I definitely think that's a lot of it. Normal endogenous test follows a rhythm and reacts to stimuli (can go up or even down during and after a workout, depends on intensity and other things). You don't get that if you're providing an external source. I'm pretty sure almost no one understands endocrine stuff, it's so crazy. Best to just let the body understand for you.
Real shit, also your hair.

its annoying

your annoying

hungover. I should score some weed
probably super nice but I'll never know

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you've never had a bf?

you can share clothes

yeah

Burdensome

the dream

No lol I'm too weird and retarded

Ugh, this would be so nice. Need boyfriend hoodie.

You can do everday things and fun activities together.

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That's straight up going to lead to boners and fugging.

i need this

why do boys do this?

why don't anons just date each other

Never attempt date ppl from this website.

only if both are the same size

T o T

I want a large bf so I can wear his huge ass clothes

I would only date Tankanon

My dick is simply wretched

Is hyacinth supposed to Audrey Hepburn in that equation? It were a bit confusing lad

Some people like weird

What's wretched about it

wake up

see this

What do you do?

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people will paint a beautiful mirage of what's it like to have a bf
but genuinely it's just heartbreak over and over again
yeah there are good times but they're fleeting like good times always are
those who truly take time to reflect realize at most it's like 25% good, 25% meh, 50% bad for every relationship they've ever been in
that's just the facts

Ask him why there's booby art on my wall. and where's my slayer poster u little minge

Tell him to get some new jeans

Right? Those deliberately distressed jeans look so tacky

MASC BOTTOMS GIVE ME REASONS TO GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING

i am a 28 yo virgin
my life is already over
i have no purpose in life and i don't find anything enjoyable anymore
it's like, i am completely burnt out from the inside

Hello haribo, where were you?

from the time we are babies all this imagery is projected at us to cause our minds to create these hyperphantasia scenarios of what it's like to have a bf

i'm getting there as well, I think most men burn out by 30

Well I haven't found some people yet

Ain't it fun

I cannot stop watching this

OMG, long time no see. What did you think of the new China fighter?

thanking the lord my dick isn't cut

This weed is very scrong. I might move at strange angles and transcend this waveform.

HARIPOO!!!!!
how you bean?

still have a bit of migraine kms
pls 4got to take a medication last night but its ok ill take it today

Im horny...

just been bored of 4chon to be honest and i ran out of things to post
whats there to know
if you want to be a real smart alec a real jerkwad you can say to people erm actually the j36 isnt a fighter its actually more likely to be a strike plane because of the gear configuration (it implies its very heavy) and also erm three engines
i bean gay how about you

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the older i get the more this ravaging wolf within becomes a hunter for boymeat
what exactly am i looking for from younger guys that guys my age or those whom are older don't have?
is it their vulnerability? lack of cynicism? some sort of fountain of youth i can drink from? the desire to be the first to break them in?
can a eighteenie who just started college really give my life some sort of meaning?
or do i just want to eat their heart out, chew on their bones, and make them hurt as i howl at the moon in frustration?

I want to wear a skirt have a fat ass and slap a masc bottom in the face with my hog

i bean gay how about you

same. have a good day, luv

Did you have any adventures while away from Anon Babble?

Go back to the nursing home and leave people alone pervert no one wants a 50 year old creepy man lusting after them. At least not most people.

what exactly am i looking for

squeak and meow

I wouldn’t mind topping some Pervy old man.

you don't even know my age, you sound older than me

freshie you know your fat boyfriend doesn't allow you to bang twinks, and you need to stop this

i'm not him but he should get an award for the some of the creative terms he's invented

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never been a fan of the Beatles, their solo work is better

Need 40yo bf

They got me into trying to write actual songs instead of just riffs along with Cobain and a few others. I'll always love them

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its so weird how they guys are the same age yet body hair and musculature makes them look so different

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right face with left body >>>

i feel creating songs with the purpose of generating sale volume for a record label is evil and ruins all artistic value the song may have

their music and songwriting is very cheap to me, it never feels emotional, it feels like they were in a studio trying to write songs for money lol

nothing amazing intresting its hard to remember what ive posted about i think i went to raf museum and that was cool but i have been buckling down and making my degree mostly (and also wasting lots of time playing videogames)
i am gonna try do a bit of adventuring after i am finished with school in summer and maybe go to a country such as france. ive been wanting to do that for a long time

right face with left body >>>

Being based for once

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im based all over the place

hariby why do u hate me

Have the Trump tariffs hit you hard?

I was born in lyon, france
i would just avoid paris and go to some place different, less people, less immigrants

Music should be
A. fun
B. miserable

We differ obvs babes

im based all over the place

not really

my brain doesn't work like that, they both look as they should, but left should be 30 and right should be 18, but its weird how they're both 19

what are nice and marseilles like, baguette anon?

music should be emotional
i should be able to feel what they felt in the moment the song was written
without the emotion it just sounds like every boring pop song

i need to find a handsome white guy who is taller and older than me and extremely dominant, who is also into severely mentally ill effeminate fags who are possibly mildly autistic
sounds impossible

I would choose Nice over Marseilles anyday. It's closer to other beautiful places (Antibes, Cap Ferrat, Cannes, Eze, Monaco, Menton, Grasse), safer, less crime. I really like Bordeaux too. Marseille's is sort of known as a crime infested shithole.

Right but there are several different emotions, and I don't expect that these songs written by guys born in the 1940s would appeal to someone 20 today. Kurt Cobain understood them. All the great songwriters like the beatles. Even jazz musicians from that era liked the Beatles. The way they used chords that were odd chords to be in pop and rock songs, the way they covered so many different genres within one band. I don't expect people raised on Auto-Tune and computer generated music to understand actual music. Eventually all of the greats like the Beatles, Bob dylan, Bowie, etc will be listened to less and less, much like classical composers are today, with only the most intelligent people understanding their output.

I want the bitch from theranos to be the new president

I felt exactly what Charlie Xxc was feeling when she said "Bumpin that bumpin that bumpin that bumpin that"

lmao she was awful at coachella last night, looked like such a skank, autotuned mic that still didn't make her sound that good

okay go look for more actress pics you cryptotroon

the only way to truly love something is to hate it thoroughly. to despise it completely. i think thats probably erm nietzche or foucault or uhm so yes i hate your faggy guts you CUNT (i dont hate you shiza i hope i didnt do anything to give you that impression)
i was thinking about going to dijon whats that place like
i want to see the ducal palace and the art museum and the cool clay tile roofs they have there
defence stocks espc european ones have held up pretty well

yes that is a good song, it was written and composed by George Harrison of course, no other Beatle is playing on it, he's the only one who sings on it, his solo career is my favorite out of all of them, he's the only truly talented Beatle

playing prince of persia the lost crown with shiza and deltoid

never been to dijon, i might have when I was younger but don't remember it

got 0 interest in that one

unsurprising, it has brown ppl in it

you have 0 interest in ANYTHING :/

everyone i disagree with is a troon

it's called projection

nope

but im playing coh rn?

what's the problem?

what does his twin look like?

both are hot

daily tranny psy op

gay death

???
he looks fine on the right, on the left he's just a kid

marseilles added to my no-go list then

he looks fine

yeah he looks fine for an old unattractive man.

stay away from schools

wow bisexual men just want you when you’re young and beautiful…

STEEL BALL RUN CONFIRMED BABYYYY

twinks can look good well into their 20's/mid 20's.

have any new pics for our hairbo folder? have you gotten harrier?

kek
that's still really young you nonce

Hello fucker. Will you have sex with my penis, fucker? Did you actually think we lived inside the moon spaceship dream death infinity?

I've seen some twinks in their early 30s who still look good. Rare though.

like in my mid 20s i still looked like a teenager
now why would someone equate looking like a teenager with looking good unless they were a pedophile

oh come on now. 20 years olds are adults. You sound like a roastie.

and you sound like a chomo trying to rationalize your perversion

I haven't been there in years but it's always been known as having organized crime due to algerian gangs like DZ Mafia. Mostly seen as unsafe for women though.

Finding young guys attractive is based. Finding exclusively 18-21yos hot when you're 23+ is weird.

I wish I owned an expressionistic painting of a big penis. I wish my big dick and balls to be feeling very good haha :D

people who pick on age do realize that theyre gonna old and ugly too, dont they?

I’m golfing with my gay penis. Will you suck me? Will you milk me longstyle?

Ugly by young standards maybe

I find it weird that people find it weird that someone has an age preference. An age preference is no different than having a gender preference or any other preference. It's only weird if you're attracted to children or elderly people or the handicapped.

My CyberDick™ was manufactured Transnistrian-Chinese. Sex

It depends who you are and what your preference is as well as how strong it is. If you're 30+ and only ever go for 18yos it's different from generally preferring guys younger than yourself

being attracted to people in their 20's is a perversion

cope

wassup homos

yet there's underage gays like Jeb who are exclusively into older men, so it's all sort of balanced out

wazzzzzzup

Jeb's feet won

why isn't there a term for minors into adult men only?

you get older but twinks stay the same age

And that's the TEA!

bottoms

nothing wrong with being an erastes looking for his eromenos

100% sure jeb was touched by a male rapist and got daddy issues

Do you have daddy issues, /gaygen/?

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sounds very grim ngl. do arab gangs and african gangs battle each other or do they share good rapport?

i think this is just bad outdated psychological manipulation

your the product of your bad experiences

he most likely had a preference for adult men before those things ever happened
i know i was attracted to older men around 5

I'm not picky I just want someone to cuddle with

yes sometimes I just remembered that in DIjon it was considered a warzone in the media a few years ago due to chechen refugees fighting with a drug gang and everyone took the side of the chechen's because they were tired of the police not dealing with the gang

14-17 gang represent!

fem bottom

I don't have daddy issues but all these things apply to me

My daddy issue is that he's the only person in my life of any usefulness or helpfulness, my mum is completely and utterly useless, so when he dies I'll be completely on my own

Feeling of not being enough

yes. i feel i have much to achieve in life so far

Using sex as a tool to feel wanted, desired or loved

no. i've never cared for wanting to be desired or loved. if it happens, then good. if it doesn't, then so be it is my philosophy

Choosing an unfit partner

no. i dont even look at people that i don't or won't vibe with

Inability to trust a partner

no

Avoiding emotional entanglements

absolutely

Jealousy and Insecurity

never

Fear of abandonment

no. i've never been afraid of loneliness

Dating older or dominating men

older : yes
dominating : only in seggs

my score: 3.5/8

result: i don't have daddy issues. YAY!!!!!

My dick is @ computer.

under 16 is a tad young anon

what a freakshow, man. im gonna look up that event on google. sounds oddly interesting

All of our souls will be uploaded to the big gay god computer singularity at the end of time

Testosterone has no smell you DUMB bitches

I want my babyback babyback babyback. I want my babyback babyback babyback. I want my babyback babyback babyback. I want my babyback babyback babyback. I want my babyback babyback babyback.

Oh yeah? Then explain this! *shoves your face in my taint*

I’m fucking gay! Aaaahhhh. Fucking dicks. Dicks dick dicks wow. Let’s die! Let’s all fucking die! Waowow.

it will most likely be spinned as the chechens causing the issues against a "local gang", when really they're african drug gangs, the french media is often always in support of africans even when up to no good but if you read the comments the french people are largely in support of the opposite group the media claims are the good guys

In the future I will replace all my blood with milk and you will still fuck me you bitch

no milk today

dicksabunga

MISS VANJIE

little girl in next door garden has listened to the same song six times in a row

My next door neighbour's autistic son watches the Cocomelon intro on repeat

It's changed thank christ

Google says it's 9 seconds long...

I'm curious but unfamiliar with this scene. What is considered most desirable for a bottom? Twinks, masc guys with muscles, hairy or smooth? What attracts the best tops? This is what I look like.

you will only attract bisexual men as a twink…
the others attract gay men

I see. Would my look in this pic attract a lot of high quality tops?

not being enough

100%
i have horrid self esteem and my dad's part of that
my mother too though, it's not all his fault

dating older or dominating men

yes and yes, by decades sometimes

using sex as a tool to feel wanted desired or loved

yeah, that plus camming/sending guys lewd pics and erping i've done since i was a kid lol (only the erping and pics until i was an adult, but it served the same purpose)

choosing an unfit partner

lol yes, dated guys who ended up being rapists and a pedo in one case (who was also a rapist). my exs are also p much all narcissistic, just like father dearest

fear of abandonment

literal bpd, though since dbt i don't think i fit the diagnostic criteria anymore

jealousy and insecurity

yes and yes, heavily considered setting on fire the car of a girl who was dating a guy i had a crush on lol
and absolutely insecure about p much everything

inability to trust a partner

sometimes, though i also struggle with being overtrusting
i can swing between the two honestly

avoiding emotional entanglements

yeah at this point i tend to isolate
no friends, no bf, etc

uhhh i guess i might have some daddy issues idk im not a therapist though

i love hairy men with pit hairs and pubic bushes

partial shaft visible

Blegma's gonna get ya

all muscle guys should work out in just their undies

Maybe

I am too horny but sadly the guys on the picreal sadly don’t exist
I am delusional and gay

gaygen needs modding support

gaygen needs to shut the fuck up and suck my dick

the last 11 archived gaygen threads
basically 3 days, right?

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same but with clocktime 0 to 24h
u can see the unemployed spammers

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marina is employed!!! kek

anons keep winning kek

its the weekend retard…

i dun give a fuck, i just wanna play baseball

nooooooooooooooooooooooo... (

filtered for post count > 5
clocktime is like gmt+2?

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old time guys had it so easy they could disappear at the drop of a hat or have a completely separate family one town over

don’t like your wife and kid? simply walk out the door

how do you even do this? do u have autism maybe?

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Idc how hot they appear. If they are using an app to find people, something is broken. Using an app for sex is its own pathology. You can only remove human interaction from sex so much before you have to accept that its dehumanizing. "Eyes Wide Shut" was not supposed to be a tutorial. It was supposed to demonstrate what monstrous abominations are created when you divorce sex from humanity.

how did you land in nyc?

u go to the cataloge archive, you search for gaygen and click 11 times on the archived threads, then you let your greasemonkey script run, save 11 files, then you start duckdb, then you do
CREATE TABLE posts AS SELECT * FROM 'uttergarbage.json';
in duckdb console

and now you have a database with 3666 shitposts ffrom 11 threads,
then you can do a database export to a csv files with SELECT idontremember, then you probably have the R cran package installed right? you install ggplotgui librayr and do a ggplot_shiny() which gives you a gui to do scintific ANAL on eg csv files... its all very simple

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how did you land in nyc?

im not slayer, ya dumb bimbo

im asking how you came to be in nyc? born and raised? whats the feel like of the amerikwa cement jungle? been to any pig gangbangs?

im asking how you came to be in nyc? born and raised?

not born and raised but i dont wanna give more info than that

whats the feel like of the amerikwa cement jungle?

its a rat race. ugly streets and buildings. dog piss, human shit and smell of weed every corner. too many angry charmless cunts

been to any pig gangbangs?

no. im too shy and demure for that kind of life

I have a friend who is an actual paraplegic and he's 10x more joyful than you are.

Fix your shit

Idh have an obligation to cheer up, eat shit, smile and be grateful for it just to anonymously shield you from the realities that exist everywhere, so you can stride through life with your head in the sand, barking platitudes at less fortunate people to feel better about your own blessings and chances. That is how people always comfort themselves when they don't actually have any real solutions for what they see around them. I am hardly unique and citing the happy face your paraplegic friend puts on to make you comfortable around his reality is frankly sick.

how about you just eat dirt and leave this thread, bluv?

Thorny is Ukrainian? I see

not even underground gay raves?

Belarusian*

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Ik I’m so happy

pommern und schlesien sind teutsch

he’s german we’re talking about ww2

zoomers literally can’t read and don’t know anything it’s sad that they’re destined to be goy cattle

nyoooooo i hate crowds honestly

Zoomie fags only know: Order Dash, Be Cunty and watch RuPauls Drag Race

now ponder about gen alpha

Oh OK

why are you walking past the osama hole in ny? to work?

you are so pathetic
that is your choice and fault dawg, any uggo can get gay sex and a bf, it is easy, you did it to yurself, you are not crippled by dysphoria like me to have to be incel, you are even beyond loser somehow

sex sex sex

who let the dogs out
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
yippy yi yo
yipppy yi yo

sending my ex pics of my butt
while i send pics of my dick to my bottom bf

maintaining the list of people i'll kill when i'm rich and the list of places i'll destroy when i'm rich with utmost stewardship

i'm gen z

donating to the satanic temple

you will never know what it's like to be Generation Alpha

Thank God I won’t! I feel so blessed I grew up during a time with limited technology. I’m from the generation who played outside, talked with their friends and did things together in real life in stead of online!

i thought you were early 20s xandaddy

instead of seeking attention in the right places they seek it out on Anon Babble and discord

i don't want attention. i want to express myself and vent my frustrations. i'm not saying all my hot takes are 100% accurate which is why i don't feel comfortable divulging them without the freedom of anonymity to protect me from public accountability.

Everyone that makes posts online wants attention
It isn't a bad thing

i saw such a cinematic dream of a zombie vidya inspired by old school resident evil games. i'm honestly so shocked at what our subconscious can come up with in our dreams

wot, anon?

projection

i'd expect nothing less from a tripfag

recovering from a long migraine

feel the urge to go ride my bicycle bc i didn't yesterday

don't want to risk causing the migraine to come back

feel like a fat sack of shit for not cycling

what do

sad!

rope

i feel like im going fucking crazy and there seems to be nothing i can do about it

Candy ass bitch

i cud do shibari yea but im kinda tired

Hairy chests, bellies, and butts are nice too

chill, starve, drink, doomscroll, eat, jerk, pee
Praise Our Lord

what is plam sunday

why? why does that even feel? do you start hearing voices or something?

he's cute i'd take him on a vacation but i doubt i'd want to be around him after the vacation ends

most cute guys are only good for one vacation

Am I cute gg?

just had really good BBQ for brunch :D *SATISFIED*

no, you're annoying

you've never shown face or body, just hair

From what you seen? I show eyes

you have bottom eyes and bottom hair
i'm sure your bf feels lucky to have you and doesn't think about other bottoms at all

I love men's hairy bodies

its just hair nothing to get excited about

it would be funny to fuck a regular poster from /gaygen/ then tease them forever on here

Which regular would you fuck and why?

i feel like shit desu

Yeah but it's just a little extra bonus. It's a reminder that you're looking at a sexually mature being with testosterone running through him. Plus it highlights the fun bits and you can run your fingers through it

no

why are indie devs so fucking obsessed with metroidvanias?

you can sexually mature without body hair too, let's not paint this narrative that twinks aren't men

you should feel that way for all the awful things you said to everyone on here

If a twink doesn't shave he probably has a bush, hairy pits, and a bit of hair between his butt cheeks

i was just in pain, i don t really meant it and i didn t say anything that bad

no one comes to mind but once I see someone that i feel i'm sexually compatible with, it's game on

shiza hates jesus

shiza worships jebesus

yeah
love body hair on men
i don't understand why so many of them shave/trim, especially their pubes
i can understand twinktards going for the hairless freak look since they are hardly even male, but it looks very odd on masc/older men

You should totally do it to shiza and then film it so we can see it too

i thought gays shaved their pubic hair to prevent crabs if they're regularly hooking up with strangers

i love jesus (who was a white greek man btw)

how do i know if i have bottom eyes or hair

i thought he was a smelly arab

think i'm going to grow out my hair, never done that before
but i find myself more and more attracted to such a phenotype (pic related)

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there's just a certain sparkle bottoms have in their eyes and hair, you just know
they walk with an extra sprint in their step, you know