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fresh start no fighting
qott: do you have any cool tricks/talents?

Puuro won

do not google quantum suicide

youtu.be/r_F2fLvxKPY?si=qryF2J67AM50jQpx

I need to fight a chaser

qott

i know the alphabet backwards, a few card tricks, i can do a hand stand/walk, used to be able to backflip but haven't tried in a while, and i can skateboard pretty alright
im basically a clown

i like the pseudointellectual take on quantum immortality where people foolishly argue that for any given sapient observer, from that observer's perspective, there is no proof that they can die (cease to be an observer) and that each human is therefore immortal (from their own pov only)
it's so ridiculously big balogna that it's really fun to think about it

youtube.com/watch?v=TPpIvpIPukE

balogna

on another note i was curious how people say this, i had a friend say ba-lone-nah, but i think that's wrong i say ba-lone-knee

how do you know it's bologna

holy fuck he hit the t pose
bologna is basically a giant hotdog

Anyone else here love fish? I eat fish almost every day

immortality is a giant hot dog....

mercury man

it's smelly

i know a little trust fund nigga that can hook you up on salmon

i like fish but everyday? goddamn dude, I once ate only chixken and rice for 2 years so i get it i guess

bet half you niggas can't even touch yo toes

If i marry her do i get the money

sorry i have dibs

no but you get your butt hole fingered with fingers that smell like tuna juice

I am really bendy and stretchy

I mostly eat cod and salmon, don't eat tuna everyday
Like you
Yeah best source of protein and got that good omega 3, i do eat an occasional burger and pizza though

true story, i was able to suck my own dick pre trans

erm I smell good...I shower daily and use nice scents

Yeah best source of protein and got that good omega 3

so expensive though, i used to fish a lot but haven't in a while

it takes the idea of a quantum observer and moves away from "measuring apparatus" to go towards "living breathing thinking human mind" which isn't quite right
and otherwise it's just generally very silly
but i find the idea fun

would sucking your own dick be considered gay? also would you be bottom or a top? these are hard hitting questions

I can fit a fist inside me
Chaser btw

in your mouth right? right???

I need a chaser bf to inject my estrogen for me and beat me until I can't walk

me too
I could probably still do it if I lost some weight
but I need to get fatter

haha so true yeah lol *holds your hand?*

i used to be able too as well, i can't do it anymore because i don't have a dick anymore

You get options

I like you walking though

Srs?

Was Garfield a chaser?

If sucking your own dick is gay, I don’t want to be straight

pittbull attack, yeah srs

my dick shrunk a bit but I could probably still do it
but I don’t really feel like trying anymore, I could probably hurt myself at my age

until I can't walk

no can do i can NOT be drivin you places

I'm willing to settle for kisses I guess

i hate it when I’m fisting my chaser and I lose my watch up there

I mean some people get nullo. Are you happy with it though?

I dont see the use in breaking my own toys

I could probably hurt myself at my age

you can't be that old
kinda nullo, zero depth, and im very happy with it

I'm a woman not a toy!!

I’m not too old, but I gotta be careful at my age, all my bones and joints make funny sounds now

i picture a 50 year old when i hear you say this

My hrt came
Chaser btw

if I were 50 they would probably hurt a bit
for now they just make funny sounds

I can still do whatever i want to you though right

I'm 36 and I suck my own dick everyday, sure I can't just jump straight into blowing myself like I could in my prime, but after a little warm up stretch I'm down their sucking like I used to

qott: ex circus freak, current wino
i knew contortionism was too good to be true :c

hopefuel then
what's your current bmi? I honestly feel too fat to try it now. Back when I did it I was a borderline anorexic twink

BASED song BASED beverage you're so based wine mom.if you were wine dad i'd pine

I'm 5'9 156lbs

interesting….

Listening to radiohead

I mean, I wouldn't say no...

listening to death in june

i do winedad too...

wine go to the polls

Thats why i love you honey

voca.ro/197PANN5Fbod

ahh but you're only into men. c'est la vie

I think I'm too touch-starved that made me blush

Srryyy idk how that list got so fucked up
best to worst:
Moon Shaped Pool
Amnesiac
The Bends
Kid A
In Rainbows
Okay Computer
Hail To the Thief
King of Limbs
Pablo Honey
oh. Yeah i cant help that >w<

okay this is based

Criminal disrespect of ok computer

Shut the fuck up you are a woman and not only that you are my Bitch

it's mid at best

ughhhh why did my steam drive corrupt itself. Now I gotta spend a whole day redownloading everything

its a great album, thats pretty ridiculous, think critically.
its ok nona. itll all be okay. quell your violent thoughts and think loving thoughts.

Thats the only reason i post here :)

youbcant tell cause it's dark but i just took off my bra

picture

holy fcuuk im gooinign to this thought babe

keep it up bud

Well I guess I'm glad you do!

HOOOOOLY GOD DAMN
i love you babe

sometimes i think its my fault. could it be that love is easier to find as a bottom? if i were born a bottom could i have found love as a tranny? why is this world so hyperfixated on sex? doesnt love feel so much better.

thanks salmon girl i will now harass you less

same i gave myself really good head while my gf watched one time

I tried attention whoring, but it didn't work, so if anyone could just like tell me they love me or something before I go to bed, I'd appreciate it

I love you, anon

i love you anon <3

you are beautiful and deserve to find love and happiness and for now a good night of rest i love you anon

i love you, bb i love all the cg ppl even blooby, spider and twink/raynd

i'd reply to all your posts if i knew which ones

love BPD. Getting the urge to ghost my friends

dont do that you're a cat

Yay, thank you! Love you all, too <3 Sorry for the mass reply, I didn't wanna leave anyone out

if you keep doing that you're gonna end up like me with absolutely zero people in your life and no siblings left. sitting on Anon Babble making fun of trannies at 3am to no end

goodnight blog

Great tits sobeans

I worked out tonight so I am no longer mentally ill

I'm pretty much isolated aside from a couple friends and my immediate family

slow thread someone post chaser butt

Did she snipe us, chaserbros? Are we the safe option?

youtube.com/watch?v=rZbd7Z6yAGU

should i try casual sex just once yo see what it's like or shpuld o wait to lose my virginity with someone i love

I have some pics
They're private though
Imo it's objectively a bad butt but I like it because it's mine

We're the guys they settle for, not the ones they yearn for

How about two settle-tiers choosing each other except for its not settling you just actually like each other

i have the same conundrum
i personally cant imagine myself enjoying it that much without someone i love

Why do so many white girls have this tattoo? It seems to be a new trend, I’ve seen lots of them with this

someone you love 100%
meaningless sex is literally meaningless

Yeah it's definitely the Anon Babble thread race obsessionist who posts so obsessively it looks like a bot
Same say it's rach's alter ego
He was here openly for a little while so it tracks

Seems kinda far fetched but I'm open to it

I need a gf where im her only tether to the outside world

hii guys gm c:

Good morning

I need to make breakfast,,,,
doing it with the one you love is much better i think ^^

need a gf to put in a cardboard box and tape it shut

Need a gf to love and nurture into being her best self comfortable with who she is, independent, and capable

I need a gf that will ask me for permission for everything she does

I am the neet gf,,

Need a cat

thanks i appreciate it

cats are so cute I love them!

Fucking someone in the face seems really hot cause the face is the representation of the person. My dick within you, but in more than just a physical sense. The representation of my animal side is in your likeness. I could imagine it disappearing and dissolving within you. It's so real, my dick, that is, that it doesn't matter. You can't digest my dick with your puny saliva. Stupid cock eaters.

I mean I've already been in therapy for years...what else should I do

based please assign more metaphorical meanings to sex acts with me

do you have any cool tricks/talents?

i can basically play bass.
i can sing.
i think i can act and draw.

don't know sorry i've done no therapy so you're miles ahead of me

what else should I do

yesterday i made peanut butter fudge i suggest you try the same

do you have any cool tricks/talents

I can sweep pick on guitar and laserflip on a fingerboard, what's up ladies

I can update my bios

I wish therapy fixed me lol

yeah I commented about how I wanted to make fudge and or rice Krispies...

will probably do that tomorrow, but j need to go to the grocery store

i can fix you

I think therapy can fix me i just have to stop inventing reasons to stop once I get too uncomfortable uncovering a deep issue

come fix your penis into my butthole

thank u anon luv u
honestly I'm still trying to understand why i have so much trouble with it. I've gone for years but i cant say I got much better;;

I put my dick in your butt cause poop comes out your butt and my dick is the opposite of poop in every way, which is why it shares a location but not a direction. Poop and my dick are like yin and yang. You crave my dick in your poop hole because you feel like there is something wrong with you because you poop. Someone who poops is definitionally imperfect to produce a stinky object. My dick smells wonderful and you think it is the greatest thing in the world. It is alive and indigestible. It is alive because it is connected to me. I control it with my mind and body and choose the worthy with it by sprinkling them with holy water.

rice krispies

are you single

Gm Broseph

sorry it's penis in vagina for me only

qott: do you have any cool tricks/talents?

I cum very hard when I think about trans girls

What?

captcha:JWGOY

yes. Not interested in a relationship right now...too depressed and ppl don't really treat asexuals right

understandable i just wanted free rice krispies anyway

they're pretty easy to make

unseecc/album#KOMuWYKen0PY

if you make them post a picture

I had breakfast yay

Morning. I'm tired and a little depressed.

morning! did something happen? hugss

My computer broke a few days ago and fixing it has been a pain, now I have to send it in to be fixed for even more money and more time. Just getting frustrated. How're you?

oh yea when those things break its so annoying,, i hope you can sort it out^^
im kinda ok today ig hopefully it lasts eheh

Yeah it'll be fine, just tedious. Just kinda ok?

One view

No it was a 10min timer. A few people saw it

Ah okay, you’re a chaser?

You missed out she's really cute

I'll live

its good enough ig c:
im bad at being happy lol

No
Thanks

Wanna spank the monkey but no spanking the monkey material

Good enough works. And yeah, I'm not too good at it either. Hopefully a nice Sunday though, it's still dark and I feel an ill omen. Probably just tired though.

the sobitties havent been deleted yet scroll up

le chaseur phenotype and lack of soul

I’m an ass guy but I appreciate the Sobitties

I hope you have a nice Sunday c:
yea im still a bit tired too,, I'll exercise a bit later and that generally wakes me up ^^

yeah. i'm very talented at cringe

You have a nice one too.

thank u (^.^)

qott: do you have any cool tricks/talents?

Yeah I can take my pen and flick it once around my index finger sometimes

Goodmorning!!

qott

I don't really know honestly. None off the top of my head that are particularly impressive

Okay then explain double slit experiment foolish mortal

nta but realizing it's myself I'm free to do as I please without the frivolity of labels. To have sex you need a second person. A second male to make it gay if you yourself are male.

Is the anus the best way to administer it from a cost benefit analytical standpoint?

yeah it's the only place where the chaser's own personal syringe will fit

I love you not like your abusive alcoholic dad or your mom spun out of her gourd on heroine

what are u guys doing today?

Ladies first.

im prolly staying home bedrotting lol nothing special

I'm doing my weekly house cleaning as usual

Oh I see. I was thinking like it would be with alcohol where the liver doesn't process it as much so you have a higher dosage in case they hondose you

What do you do when rotting?

mhh mostly rot and chat here or maybe play some hsr,,, I'm a bedrotting professional

I don't get gacha games.

In between.my grip work ill just pick up some supplements and start frequenting the dunkin place here on Sundays (my sabbath; secular jew except I'm not a jew but 1% maybe)

secular jew except I'm not a jew but 1% maybe

Ironically one of the most Jewish things you can say lol.

they're fun idk lol I like the hot guys

Ah, fem-gooner, I see it now.

yea basically let me goon for my hot anime guys

guys

That is a flat chested woman.

Only when it's convenient of course. I poke fun at my dad for storing all of his 1% Jewishnes in his nose.

Lol, he could always just be Italian.

he's cool!!

Women fantasies always crack me up. That is a straight up lady. Put that hair in a Bayonetta bun and nobody would ask a damn thing.

Nah the 21 and me doesn't lie. Ashkenazi all the way to the bank where we will engage in usuary

*23

peak masculinity!!

ashkenazi

Feels like it goes without saying. I'm starting up the conspiracy that Sephardics don't exist. I've never met one, never seen one, I think it's made up.
Look at them lips! And he's flashin tiddy at us! Masculinity is not stored in the abs.

okok what about him

Zoom in on that thigh gap and show me where his nuts go. Another woman. Look at those refined dainty hands! Just women with abs!

but but he's hot

When you're right you're right. I just find him hot because of the feminity though. Bro would rock the high waisted bell bottoms and some braids.

lol I concede you win

gm cg

gm!

They always put so much work into the shiny wet licking nipple. Like the camera man was just gobbling a second ago
Morning

Looking not licking. My brain just jumped to the conclusion.

i had a weird dream last night where a bunch of tranners showed up to a single place and for some reason all of them were passoids excluding me. then radiochan showed up and everyone left

men nipples are hot

then radiochan showed up and everyone left

Lmao. Probably means you're here too much.

I don't remeber what i dream most of the time :c

definitely. but i have been mildly lurking for like 2 years or so prior to posting

Well my mom's mexican but shes not willing to send in her DNA out of fear it will lead to deporting some of our relatives. I was poke fun at her for having spaniard blood as she despises the spanish. Looking it up, the current sitting mexican president has a Sephardic mom and Ashkenazi dad.

Yeah I guess Mexicans are sort of prime candidates for that sort of thing, and no surprise considering the president's last name is Sheinbaum. I don't think we've got any Jewish we know of though. Some weird German, connected to Emperor Maximilian's weird shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=2FspwOKfGPY

hell yeah

its raining and I'm cold,,,

Yeah we are related somewhat. I think there is like six degrees of separation between you and I.

Gm cuties, happy Sunday.

gm!! how r uu

gm to everyone except anyone with a name beginning with rob

Went to bed feeling a little weird and didn’t really sleep a lot but feeling pretty good this morning. Hbu?

goood morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i slept so bad
binturong...

happy for you! it's so nice when you wake up feeling like that ^^
im good ig just a bit bored c:
good morning!!

Sunday mornings are brutal boring, I’m always awake like 5 hours before everyone else on the internet decides to get up.

we're all just sitting here bored this is so depressing... someone save cg

frrr i like bedrotting but it can get boring,, i need to find more things to do

I hope Meffy is having a nice weekend. I do miss her

Eating fruit with the fruits.

All civets have anal glands, but the scent from the Indian civet (Viverricula indica) and Oriental civets (Viverra) is commercially used in perfumes

binturong!

my hair is getting so long yay I'm happy

hell yeaa!!! that feeling is the best i gotta start taking zinc again mine has been slacking

yea my hair is down to my hips now i love it!!

Hot

whoaaa thats so glamourous ive never had mine that long... im so jealous i gotta take better care of it that sounds insanely fun

thank u :p
yea it's so nice, I haven't cut mine in 5 years now. takes a lot of care but it's so pretty

tfw you catch one of your 12 girlfriends cheating on you

is this the legendary tranner harem i keep hearing about

found my old camera and happened to have really good hair today, so i thought i might as well do a bit of makeup and try and take some cool photos today by going outside for the first time in the last 2 weeks ^_^

12?? wow
do it!!

whoaaa that sounds so fun im cheering you on

lol just start posting images, that usually helps stave off boredom on an image board
Can’t bedrot too much or it doesn’t feel like relaxation anymore.

that's true I will switch to couchrotting now c:

Do me, babe

im gonna do it!!! i found out my laptop has an sd card reader so i can actually take the files from the thing and also i just need to charge the battery now, ill probably take that time to make breakfast or something

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH WANTING A TRANNY HAREM
I WANT TO LIVE LIKE A SULTAN

teehee im gonna go out wearing my boyhoodie because im a boy!!!

that's nice!! tell us how it goes c:
cute :p

lol sounds like you’re just in a polycule bro

no they dont love each other they are straight they compete for my love

I would not like that i think i need my man all for me

Im only interested in a monogamous relationship with one man, and maybe a threesome here and there with two men.

no way i dont want to get a reputation for showing hole whenever someone asks.... im refined and ladylike
i think its beautiful community building is so important. thank you for your commitment to trans liberation anon
where is everyone getting these fucking hoodies are you all making them. do i need to make one to naturalise into this board

I could go to sleep if I jerked off but I can't so I can't

i would never compete with another woman im giving up on my harem dreams immediately. even though imagine only having to do dishes like once a month
did it fall off... im so sorry anon

Have you posted hole? Did I miss it?

literally a bunch but i was on anon. i heard if you post it under a trip they come and put you in a truck. dont tell anyone though im shy o///o from now on im only sending it after a concrete display of affection i have 2 know its real...

the vocaroos before were telling me to yank it and i did so its gone now

this is the worst thing to ever happen on cg we have to close the whole board immediately

one day I'll buy the sailor moon jimmy choo shoes i need them;;

literally legendary. im gonna get stupid rich so i can just send everyone a full collection

fr i wish i was rich,,, i wanted to get the sailor mars one she was my favorite

today we're posting images on the image board

Average chaser physique

images on the image board

am gay

images on the image board day wahoo!!!!!

the only images i have on my computer are a bunch of anime wallpapers someone posted that i downloaded

me fr

me af

seepy

good morny

literally stuck in bed for hours on end cuz I have no bf fml

morning!!

K

me frfr

If you were my gf, you'd be stuck in bed for hours anyway, babe

I feel i got smth wrong because I'm still stuck in bed all day even with bf

Shake your butt
Literally shake your butt right now

what now

is this real

I just moved mass from halfway around the world

Explain that, physicists

forgot to put fucking GARLIC in my SAUCE im going to kill every single poster in here

I love bronya

i love anon

I've got some nasty sauce for you right here, babe

I have to wash my hair today;;

thats so sad anon... its okay we can throw it out... ill help you make it better next time

I meant cum, but I did make a sauce yesterday and fuck it up because I was on painkillers

this is my pussy do u guys like him

its so hot that you're on painkillers. got any spare

what sauce and are you still cooking it

omg so cute

No I actually need them wtf

I love this animal the Scat (Snail Cat)

Viral TikTok Baked Feta Pasta. i cant stop eating Viral TikTok Baked Feta Pasta. i just added the garlic and im gonna keep baking until something starts to smell bad itll be fine
wow its honestly messed up that you wont give me your painkillers. dont you love me

lmao

Should I sleep for 4 hours or do a cheeky no-sleep reset
Extra information: I'm neet so there is no real importance to the decision
(Besides lifting heavy last night which will be a bit wasted by having less repair time)

what is a no sleep reset. that sounds terrible dont do that. go take a nap the whole point of being a neet is sleeping for like 20h a day

I like this one. So glad I washed my hair yesterday, it’s so pretty now

sleeping is nice!! hi neet I'm a neet too!!

yea for me the day after wash day is when it's the prettiest! I often keep it braided tho because it's just so long,,

no sleep reset!!!!!

yeah you could for sure just shove that in. the tomatoes will lose some water; if it gets dry just add a little back, but make sure you heat the water first if adding it to a hot baking dish. the feta probs will be fine.
desu i would probably have like confit'd the garlic separately and added it to the end; you could (if faced with this issue in the future) removed the pasta from the oven, made like confit garlic (literally just roast the whole cloves slowly in oil for a bit, the combined the garlic and some of the cooking oil into the pasta before putting it back in the oven

Too much bussy in here right now

i heard wearing it in a braid is basically the only way to cope when it gets that long... its gotta be exhausting braiding that much hair tho you're god's bravest soldier
im lucky its the kind where you bake the sauce and then add it to pasta if i was worrying about pasta consistency it would be wayyy too much stress... i need to get on that confit garlic lifestyle its so fancy

There is a guava monster waiting in my fridge, this is the answer I was waiting for tbhonest
It's when you get sick of going to sleep at 4am so you just don't sleep one day and try to stay up until like 9pm and then sleep for 12 hours and you're like a normal person for a bit until you inevitably drift back

I like it, leaves a certain scent in the air

oh right that makes sense i didnt know there was a name for it. maybe i should do one im sleeping pretty late lately... i wanna rise with the sun in summer the weather is too good to waste it

All the new girls are so cute

True but where did they all come from

yea the braid is very comfy, but i do like to wear it down! it's so fun^^ i prefer the braid because that way it gets less knots,,,
but i love how i look with the hair down lol

oh phew! thats much better yeah

i need to get on that confit garlic lifestyle its so fancy

its comfy yeah though also a good way to give yourself botulism if you're not used to preserving things :')
desu you can get the same result from just baking a single, entire head of garlic (skin on!) wrapped in foil with a bit of oil. its not the same thing exactly but its way easier to make, you can more easily do small batches (thus no risk of badly preserving it and getting sick), and its like super versatile. you get like rly jammy garlic goo that you can stir into sauces or spread on things
v tasty

What do they even look like? Bronya sounded like a whole ass nigga in the vocaroo

thank u<3
from my room im a neet

the protective hairstyle / cunt factor tradeoff is a neverending eternal battle
i dont know i just wanted to check out fourchan at long last. i dont have any particular reason for showing up. im happy im here though
LMAO
i am NOT afraid of botulism i refuse to be scared of it

i've been around desu i've just never tripped before

I look like a strawberry!!
yea fr its so annoying

concerning!
shes gmi she sounds similar to how i sounded a few years ago only for some reason american

They used to be chasers

Be nice. She's got a great body. Idk what the other ones look like

i dont really get voice dysphoria like because i have such an american accent it basically just feels like a text to speech program that comes out of my mouth. but im committed to using voice training to restore the local accent i hear in my head as much as for any feminising reason

Damn if I tripped would people tell me I had a nice body and be nice to me

I need an american tranner to import me as her husband

You don't sound American desu, you have some kind of weird subtle accent

I will give them the hetero sex experience validation to instill the confidence they need to accept trans-lesbian identity and get girlfriends inshallah

probably yea i recommend it

its fun!!

If you were chubby and had nice tits I'd say it

Who dropped that unsee earlier, is she tripping now or still anon

she for sure did sound american compared to the accents i would expect her to have lol
god speed!
nigella lawson impersonations is the way

Cambrian explosion but for threadgirls

loll

Tranner primordial soup (imagine the smell)

if i had nigella lawson's voice i would be unstoppable i would be running the mafia within a month. i was aiming more for a fern brady

my theory is that once one threadgirl starts tripping and gets a positive response it inspires a bunch of other people to pick it up. im happy it feels like im debuting in a generation of vtubers

I've been told my voice sounds cute but i still don't fully love it;;

vtubers

This one thing I really really don't get about zoomers

Post it. I love voices. I'll gas you up even if you sound like shit.

yea i am kinda shy but it's fun!!

that is more fitting for you to be fair lol
voca.ro/1mpVraqolLNT

I have to think about it,, maybe someday you guys will hear my angelic voice :p

Lol

a close up of a person with blonde hair, teacher as angry zombie, 1 9 - year - old goth girl, , bruises, realistic cosplay, inspired by Bruno Liljefors, button eyes, academic clothing, swedish style, prison scene, woman very tired, transgender, racoon

like this or something

Why do you have bruises

i find myself frequently roughed up, mr anon

Wow

when I did that it said I looked very tired too lol

i've posted face before i'm just not sure i'm ready to put a name to it.........

Fag bashed

Stop cucking me

Only do what you're comfortable with baby girl

thank you i pride myself on my pinpoint accent identification. because i dont have one im free of bias im uniquely positioned to do it

Seeing other men

Dropped

what were the fees at your private school?

I bet people would just be mean
So is being anon
I feel chubby but my friends say I am not and I try to trust them

I know this voice

yea being anon is fun too eheh,,

i think it's my makeup desu
i'm sorry babe i'm a free agent........

i havent had anyone be mean yet! but its good practice to build a thicker skin i think

My skins normal, but I've got something extra thick for you, babe

makeup is fun!!

thats so hot i love a chaser with normal skin

i yap a lot what can i say
lmao
i went to a state all boys school actually and it was rough af
i am not posh i just sound it
you've not got the full picture but its a p good read of the vibe of where i grew up so props

ill keep honing my technique i want to be able to instadoxx from the first second of a vocaroo like the geoguessr guy

That’s why I started making my instagram/threads picture my face a few months ago, but no one has bullied me yet.

I have to get up and do something,,,

Try shaking your butt

ill bully you just for posting on threads

my TikTok Viral Baked Feta Pasta is ready come get it anon

what happens after I do that

Nobody bullies you because you're cute

I see that you like commas, how about you pull on my dick until you make me moan some cum "uhs," babe

What if I told you chasers are on average more suicidal than trannies

I wouldn't believe you

I don’t think you’ve seen me? I don’t think I’m cute

Are you suicidal anon

i would believe u

Your opinion doesn't matter. I think you're cute.

ok ill admit you made me laugh

You haven’t seen me! You can’t find an invisible woman cute.

Glad you liked it, I thought that was one of my best babeposts

yea lol you did well it was funny

it was hand stitched by another trip here for me!

whoaaa thats so beautiful i love community

need to bully this tendency out of you

that's so cute!!

awwww

Chasers all gooned themselves to death to the f1nnster video. I survived because of the antidepressants

i miss them sm its such a tragedy

hell yeah it is :)
believe it or not you actually meet some really cool people being on this board. or maybe its just because i live in basically british seattle
thats not nice!!!!
also i just got back from taking some photos although my micro sd card seemed to corrupt in the middle of it the actual storage didnt so i was able to recover some pictures and i like this one i took

wholesome board!!

I've not seen any finnster videos

omg cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont look you have to stay safe so we can repopulate the thread

I don't take any pills, they tried to make me. They're too busy celebrating passover now.

take hrt

Fuck off freak

omg is it passover today i should make an apple pie to celebrate. or wait is that for seder. is seder different from passover. i failed all my religious studies classes

Okay that guy was right, the ratio is off now, it's gonna become mtfg2 and they'll forget they're pretending to be straight

I'm going to Dachau to celebrate.

Passover is when they celebrate killing Jesus

I want to make a lemon tart or smth

make a pop tart

If you bake me something I'll marry you

My body is ready

baking is fun maybe tomorrow I'll buy the ingredients for smth!!

neetbux approval came in :3

i love nintendo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning blog i hope they didn't ban me for posting titties straight to board last night. Oh well it looks like they just warned me. That's new

You can't afford the games

Good morning sobe

Goodmorning anon. My legs hurt

im currently working on a translation project for paper mario colour splash into my 2nd language c:

Capital letters usage, strange

hiiii lani ur so cute :3

wdym anon

hihihi i dont recognise ur trip do i know u

30+ chasers <3

Why do your legs hurt?

I love you babe

ewww

All the new ones are transbians aren't they

im straight!!

Most likely

lol
lil bro is just bad at getting female attention….

whats wrong with being transbian anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg shut up u ugly chaser dicklet cuck this is a tranner board

i think love is love but i am in a loving monogamous relationship with chaseranon

They have confirmed it to be the case

grrrr…… trans bean fucking shits…..

do the chasers here fw yume nikki fangames

need cuddles with cute gf ><

Post hairy man bodies to fend off transbianism

pokemon :3

hairy men are cool I approve

I don't even know what that is

you should play yume nikki

I really should post my hairy fat strong man body to kill the transbians

Some transbian knowledge type shit

you have to bait and switch them into it. i lied put your clothes back on we're playing lcd dem

I love you too.

is she a transbian

<3

The cat? Maybe.

omg kitty i luv

do the tranners fuck with map games

Not as many as we were promised.

hooking up with all the new thread girls and fucking them in front of the whiney parasocial cuck chaser

you're such a stereotype anon thats so cute... i dont know much about history so im not really any good at them but i like when u explain it to me...
they're more popular among transbians from what i've heard

lmao

hell no

come over

need ><

I like it when guys sperg about them, it’s cute
same with warhammer and stuff

isn't changing your sex crazy lol
like im a 32 year old man ahahahaha

omg i wanna change my sex too how do i do it

wasup babe

i always thought it would stop being extremely funny at a certain point but it only got funnier

Modern marvel, people sort of forget that.

Can’t you just post it in an effort to get me riled up enough to post something in return?

Semen injections, I'll get you started

The balance shifted somewhere and now I have to move to Europe. Life is so hard for me personally.

ur so kind fr

I hate black people

FUCK
i once spent 2 hours teaching someone how to play and then we played it for an hour and never played it again
that was probably me at my spergiest i have mellowed since then

i often muse on matters transsexual with a close friend of mine. we have been talking about the concept of effeminacy a lot
as in 'male' expressions of girlhood or womanhood
i think its like, in todays time/place i am a transsexual but like
in another time or place i would not be a man, im very sure of that. the modern marvel is like, the medical stuff
but the concept of me being male just makes no sense like i've never rly lived as that. like if i were born in some ancient civilisation i'd be dying my hair blond or painting my arms with henna or some other signifier of 'not male'-ness
idk i think thats cool like i am a woman i am female whatever
but also i sort of like the idea of sharing this cultural link to effeminacy as this thing that desu seems to just be part of the human condition
i like it
agreed and the fisher i get the funnier it is
pronoun pins

fuck no go back i need u

You can move to my house

i'm sorry i'm half lying anon, i really liked vicky 2 when i was younger but i always hated all the other ones

So you're saying you want to be the star of Roots but for trannies. There's gotta be a clever name in there somewhere. But yeah it's an interesting aspect of culture that's been around forever. Sort of funny to think that might mean there's some ancient brotherhood of chasers too. One always following the other.

I am a man.

can I get a pin that says dumb/bitch
tho yea being trans is a very interesting thing. I do wonder what it would have been like if i was born in another time and place. I've always wanted to be more like women since I was small, so I guess I would have been like this regardless. idk its just so cool we can transition today

Ew I take it back you can't move to my house

this is so beautiful to think about. two sister houses forever entwined like in old french novels...

i wish i was ye olde tranney so i could drink horse piss and eat random mushrooms i found on the ground

i do that right now

thats beautiful

Maybe. Certainly more alike in dignity in the past. The modern chaser is sort of a strange lone creature. But I'm not sure what the future looks like either, seems like zoomers have chasers out the ass they just don't realize it.

is that true that makes me so happy. im worried we're in a chaser drought

Heroin

Check

Dick covered in shit

Check

Sissy porn

Check

tranners make the best girlfriends idc

i need you.

Don't reply to my posts. You haven't earned that privilege

I need you

I think trans acceptance necessarily comes with more chasers. The only thing that ever really stopped them is societal shame and maybe some degree of having a conscience.

as i got older i kinda outgrew my autism i cant spontaneously sperg for hours anymore im too aware of the other person in the room now
there were times i wanted to learn vicky2 and hoi3 but i never got around to it
i only played eu4 so the old uis were a bit offputting

Broseph I've missed you

yes you can get that pin

i think for me its not even that i wanted to be like women since i was small, though that is also true
its more just that i never found a way of expressing masculinity that worked for me, whereas expressions of femininity have always been like natural and authentic and desu sometimes even like defiant. like my expression of this stuff has yeah been the only consistent thing in my life in terms of sex/gender
its like
it just makes sense to me that this is something about myself, even if the way it manifests is culturally contingent
lmao this really made me laugh. the roots thing i mean
hmm i think historically the idea of what 'straight' sex is is also inconsistent. i know there were examples of societal views of sex that would not discriminate between a straight man topping a woman, and a straight man topping an effeminate, for example. though the effeminate would be seen as different to a woman. in other words like i think a lot of history has seen the social role of sex more in line of who is doing what than some concept of self identity
which is to say
i think some societies for sure had very unashamed chasers lol
premarin chic

I've been busy, trying to audition for a role. The new Pennywise. Clown makeup, luring kids into a sewer, what's not to love?

stealing this to launch a lifestyle brand

yay the pin!!
I understand what tou mean. I was literally incapable of being a boy. being feminine just came very naturally and it didn't make my life very easy ig.
I feel its something very intrinsic to who we are.

Yeah certainly a lot of societies functioned that way. I'm increasingly if the opinion chasers, maybe not all of them, but a lot of them are more like a fourth sexuality. The GAMP thing I think seems to hold some water. Controversial for sure but seems to be the way it breaks down.

Staying anon for now. Why?

No sex, just a transgirl to make me dinner and soothe my soul after work. That's all I need to slow down the decay.

can we please go back to talking about shit? I don't like what this general is becoming

i think you would really like this post from earlier

Fuck yeah dawg. I love It because they're in the sewers so much. Plenty of shit and other goodies to go around down there

i mean idk i think its just not that deep and its just that a lot of men are attracted to femininity lol
i don't think i buy into this idea of needing to explain it as very specific sexology type typologies
i get men hard because i am soft and feminine and have big tits like
its v simple rly :')
like i don't see why that need be something that is in contradiction to 'normal' male sexuality

i once had a guy i was on a date with if being with me made him gay
lol
you're welcome
yeah exactly! i think its cool anyway

just got punched in the nuts by a dog

Need sex and will also cook you dinner

The transbians are trying to cause the downfall of chasergen by not allowing us to discuss poop or do parasocial simping for people whose dms we aren't even in...

yea it's super cool! we're the best ^^

I miss bussychan :(

i am a bottom and i am not sure if people talking about cleaning their butts before sex is a meme or not i never did it

this kind of shit makes my shit super hard, thanks anon

What? You need to prep for anal. The shitposting is just shitposting, clean your ass retard

am I still hated here?
is it safe for me to come back yet?

Clean out, my dick is going in there

Fartkun would never ask that because he doesn't care

i mean idk i think its just not that deep and its just that a lot of men are attracted to femininity lol

yeah if you look like a pretty girl men are gonna be attracted. I never thought about trans women til I saw one that was super hot and and listening to her I liked her voice and opinions cause she was really smart. I felt unsure at first then eventually I decided I didn't care anymore if they were born a man. they work hard to become someone that gives me a boner. they're a real woman

this general ain't big enough for the both of us....

Is it gay if I wear no show ankle socks as a man?

yea i honestly feel some try to make it too complicated with sexuality. im a pretty girl and men like me thats about it

If you're willing to provide nudes for fat bald deformed midge old creeps who never show their faces you're hay ess tee ess and valid
If you refuse you're ayy gee pee

i eat a lot of fiber and no one ever said anything can you just clean it if it bothers you and make it foreplay

the johnny bravo meme explains it all

I'm straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman, faggot

the classic wisdom

yea lol

footjobs...

lol

johhny bravo hindi dub yifi rip pls saars

deformed midge

Don't include me in this

I'm not really bothered by it unless you actually end up taking a shit on me, which can happen once you get going. Enema play is hot though.

Reality show where broseph goes to india and drinks from the ganges

You need to prep for anal. Eating a lot of fiber isn't enough

jackass the movie, but it's just broseph eating shit directly from a donkey's ass for 2 hours straight

goats in a tree

That's great for you but clearly there are chasers who are going after actual penis, there's more at play there. I did say controversial.

I hate how i have to have a shower every day
Chaser btw

I don't shower everyday
Chaser btw

i will not shit during sex i eat once a day
i can eat even more fiber then? we can just shower after

go shower!! I actually have to go wash my hair now,,

it's sunday, I refuse to shower

I just learned that chipmunks are so fast they can see the world in slow motion. because their brain evolved to process light and vision faster, everything around them appears to be moving slow

I cant work on the Sabbath
Need a trans woman to bath me

i need you

And that's it. You're pretty

To expand on this, I'm not saying attraction to a trans woman need necessarily be atypical, I'm saying men who have a specific preference, the important bit, for trans women are engaging in an atypical sexuality.

I am ^^

I think this too desu. I don't like men, I mostly like cis women, but with trans women, part of my attraction is to the penis, working or not, and I like a twinkish look. I think you're really pushing it to call me bi. On the other hand, most straight guys really do just find penis repulsive. I think part of the problem is that saying I'm not straight just because I'm attracted to trans women is seen as transphobic. But trans women's bodies do look different than cis women's. I just don't think that's bad. To me they look like women, just not cis women. I think my bigger problem is that cis women and trans women are different. It's fine to say that as a kind of truism, but there's no space for good faith discussion of its not so gender affirming implications, like whether there's a difference between men who are attracted to trans women vs only cis women

Im not bi because i dont want to get fucked in the ass
Thats how i know im straight

same

Im sure of it. And your bf would be really really happy having you.

I want to get my tranner gf one day and make her super happy

LIAR

I want to turn you gay.

sounding my chaser

im sure you're going to find a tranner gf!!
be ready to treat her like a princess when you do ^^

w<

be ready to treat her like a princess when you do ^^

Would be hard not to, considering she'd be my little light in my eyes when I find her, she'll be my everything and ill give her so much love and attention that she'll melt on me.

Peel it like a banana babe

I hope you've been doing your foreskin exercises, cuz babe we're gonna dock tonight

ur cool! c: im sure you're gonna make her super happy

I know i will, i've always known that the girl that actually wants me and sets her eyes on me will be the happiest in the planet.

It's just that I live so far from the needy cute girls that need a husband badly, so I suffer.

Nope they got me young and turned me into a hebrew national. You're gonna have to get red with it

locking in. you're mine

it does really happen when you expect it the least! one day you'll find her ^^ you seem like a good guy c:

I'll lend you my coat. You'll never be warm when I'm around

im back sorry i had to make a lecture

thank you, you're a lovely girl <3

lock on me then!

thanks to u too :p
now tho I really have to go wash my hair, I'm procrastinating too much, I'll be back ^^

I don't think you're really sorry

take caareee! what's your hair color?

I need to get sexually annihilated by a fully grown husstuss like this

aw dang it you caught me

No just millennial, and same

Heya

oh
oh man idk what to say to that
true!
i think rly its the stigma of it that gets to people
i had a rly interesting chat with a lad outside a bar once, who i came out to after we flirted for a bit
and he basically said as such; that he found me attractive (as well as a girl he knows online who he later found out was trans) but feels weird about the way other people might perceive his attraction to women like us
when in reality he just like women of all types lol
every second you spend elsewhere is based and not something to be sorry for lol

I have dark brown hair :p im going for real now tho lol

I have a conscience that lets me know how much i love transgirls, and the only shame is not knowing earlier.

Boston?

this is true

cute...

i'm running so late can one of you shoot me

Need

you're not worth the bullets, stranger....

shoots my ropes
now get going!

those little hotdogs wrapped in the biscuit are good

Putting one of my stroker toys in a tranny's ass and fucking the toy

Why she got such a big hole

They're small toys for my small dick

I thought strokers were those toys ftms rub their micropenises into

hot. need this

why not just use the stroker toy i have built in :(

Putting a dog toy in my trannys ass and squeezing her until i hear it squeak

my favorite toy has like 3 different textures and a soft little ball that rubs against your dickhead. bioholes are obsolete

time to start undergoing experimental surgeries. im going to invent hole 2.0

you need a rich chaser bf to contract with Tenga to design an srsussy. i don't think the poorfags here are up for it

Tying up my tranner and squirting Kong liver spray up her ass then letting my malinois in the room

why not just squeeze me until i squeak!!! why do you need to put a weird toy in my butt!!!!!!
thats like me saying my toy vibrates against my prostate from both sides and has adjustable intensity settings biodicks are obsolete..

I've never used a sex toy but I doubt they can compete with a warm tight tranny butthole

Maybe biodicks are obsolete idk
they can bro lmao toys make you cum so fast they almost feel like a waste of money

Damn I could go for some warm tight tranny butthole right about now

Fleshlights don’t cry when you smack them around during sex

washed my hair yayy gonna dry it in a while

biodicks and bioholes are obsolete thread over
everyone go home and masturbate on their own

thats okay ill support chaseranon so he can work hard and get super rich one day... ill network to find him good opportunities

Finally the bonus hole

thank u c:

Thats a fucking negative

fucking machine tranny + stroker chaser never having sex with each other because they recognize each others obsolescence

lunacid tears of the moon released...

omg really okay bye chasers see everyone in an hour

I doubt it. Have you ever tried one? A tranny butthole

Coming up with increasingly eccentric and unhinged things to do during sex to keep my holes from becoming obsolete

multiorgasmic tranny purchases fucking machine + stroker, immediately enlightened. understands the obsolescence of the worthless “chaser”

I miss you already

i want to be inside you (you know who i am <3 )

I want to go buy some fresh flowers i like having them around

im missing you a lot

lmao
I just like them they're pretty :p

Whats a nice gift that could replace flowers. By replace I mean the same price range and the same symbolism

Thirty burritos

cum in her ass or mouth

good!! the most important part in a new relationship is giving them time to miss you. everyone knows that
a box of chocolates is the obvious thing that comes to mind... or maybe there's some lower-end jewelry options? or you could go for thirty burritos

I find flowers pretty, but I can just look at them in nature or in my lil yard
they deserve to live
them withering in my room is cruel, they deserve to slowly die in the world, not overnight indoors
chocolates, I always crave chocolates......

N3WT7HR3AD

yea i have to admit the actual plants are better. I like when they bloom

i thought the most important part was smooching you till you melted on my lips? hehe