/gaygen/ men of culture edition

Qott: name your favorite
1. Painter
2. Book/author
3. Musical artist/album/song

We are MEN of culture here, not ladies. (except cheeza)

Feet

monet
Idk yet
Joni Mitchell song to a seagull

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Marcie in a coat of flowers
Stops inside a candy store
Reds are sweet and greens are sour
Still no letter at her door
So she'll wash her flower curtains
Hang them in the wind to dry
Dust her tables with his shirt and
Wave another day goodbye
Marcie's faucet needs a plumber
Marcie's sorrow needs a man
Red is autumn, green is summer
Greens are turning and the sand
All along the ocean beaches
Stares up empty at the sky
Marcie buys a bag of peaches
Stops a postman passing by
And summer goes
Falls to the sidewalk like string and brown paper
Winter blows
Up from the river there's no one to take her
To the sea
Marcie dresses warm its snowing
Takes a yellow cab uptown
Red is stop and green's for going
Sees a show and rides back down
Down along the Hudson River
Past the shipyards in the cold
Still no letter's been delivered
Still the winter days unfold
Like magazines
Fading in dusty grey attics and cellars
Make a dream
Dream back to summer and hear how
He tells her
Wait for me
Marcie leaves and doesn't tell us
Where or why she moved away
Red is angry, green is jealous
That was all she had to say
Someone thought they saw her Sunday
Window shopping in the rain
Someone heard she bought a one-way ticket
And went west again

im not a lady or a woman or a girl or anything like that im a mister and you should address me as such

david hockney
anne rice
2+ Hours of Authentic Dark & Powerful Viking Music

I’m starting to think gay guys just have an extremely high sex drive or at least it some major indicator. I thought it was just as simple as gays have more access to easy sex so of course they’ll have more. But it’s at least not that simple. I was wrong.

it's not a high sex drive, it's just compulsive behaviour

Urm, you misspelled 'sister'. You're like my sister that I quarrel with, but still love cheza

Yes, and the baby is black like bincel! Ack

Nyet

I would be so happy with a pb and jam sa wich with thicc layer of pb

can't tell a femboy from a tranny

Not beating the low IQ allegations nigcel

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Arthur Streeton
Roadside picnic
Cold spring harbor - Billy Joel

Gay death exists because old man ass is genuinely gross. I’m sure some bottom will call me a tranny or not a true gay for that comment. But there’s really nothing attractive about a dudes ass in his 30s or more. It’s literally just a pooper. Especially if you didn’t spend your 20s getting Anon Babble I assume.

It’s not as doomed as being a tranny but being gay really is terrible.

Do you think picrel will suffer from gay death?

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you got another hole dont you

have a package that needs a signature getting delivered

time window overlaps with group therapy

have to choose either missing group or the package not getting delivered

which of the two should i do

What’s sad is it he’s a bottom? probably, he’ll get passed over for a 5/10 who’s 10 years younger

gay male top wife x sexually confused bottom husband

2 holes- comfy
3's a cow

lol femboys

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Even attractive gays can’t find a loving bf wtf?

Correct.

Ywnbaw

yeah right jager I've seen your hair lol you can't still pretend to be a masc guy anymore

Pretty boy who makes shitty music

so basically the justin bieber of guitar
oh wait that's not a fair comparison some of Justin's songs are actually good KEK

pLEASE tell me what to dooo should i go to therapy or stay to get my phone delivered

Unless your therapist is bad I would think that’s more useful than cheap plastic

pretty

successful

Basically the opposite of you.

Justin Bieber is good

Every 12 year girl thinks so. You have a lot in common with them it seems.

did tim henny get diddied

No need for negativity

if therapy works why are people in it for years

Shut up you little femqueer

It works for paying your mortgage, and your car payment to Mercedes. If you work as a therapist.

is that even an insult tbqh

No. He's married to a woman now. I think he liked playing around with androgyny, and looking pretty when he had the looks/body for it and there's nothing wrong with that.

too late, already decided to stay home
it's group therapy for drug stuff, it can be hit or miss. plus i need a phone to exist anyway

diddled more like DADdled lmao!

Idk he seems sensitive lately so I go easy on him. No more peein in him in public..

Who is tim henny

yeah i saw love that for them, they prolly spend half the year together in bandages addled on painkillers and hold hands on the surgerical table

You spilled

my bf
Lol, they're fulfilling their goal of looking like twin sisters. Nothing weird about wanting to look like your wife/husband

*transbians do it all the time
In your dad's ass

If I can't have a 8/10 190cm 110kgs bf why should I even exist?

Qott: name your favorite

1. Painter

idk any painters maybe Anders Zorn?

2. Book/author

William Burroughs

3. Musical artist/album/song

ABBA maybe? Thank you for the music is my favorite

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1) Don't have a favorite painter so I'll choose some of my favorite photographers. George Platt Lynne, I love his work so much. Wilhelm von Gloeden, did a great job of capturing the essence of youth in Sicily in the early 1900's without it being obscene or pornographic. Bob Mizer and his work showing off the male physique. Kenn Duncan and Dimitris Yeros have some amazing photos too. So many elements have to work together to create a good photo, it's just like painting.
2) I don't have a favorite author but I really like photography books. David Vance's The Woods is beautiful.
3) I like too many to have a favorite. Rarely does an artist put out a solid 10/10 album where all the songs work together but such an album would be Green Chimneys by Cleveland Watkiss.

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I want to be pretty bros

But i also want cake, donuts, and really extra cheese pizza with ranch

i dont have those favs cause im a polish simpleton patriot nationalist fascist swine

many word to say
chink

you need some thinspo

I'm 190.5 cm
84 kg
Do you have a fat fetish?

Made for it

made for what

Lynes*

hot!

Do you have a fat fetish?

No but I dont mind a little belly on a guy. More to hug

Roadside picnic

why?

I watch ALR vids

i miss marea :(

It’s not a chink, maybe he’s native Idk

orange chicken nation represent

Why his ass and not mine???

Mmmmm
Pineapple chicken too

just injected estrogen! hrt nation represent, fellow gay man on hrt!

Post an attractive top: challenge

...okay love

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how do people watch that crap
at least nikocado was funny
alr is just boring

I liked nikocado before

I miss orange chicken

alr destiny era and gaycare era were rly entertaining tho

That’s not you honey…

That's me.

proof?

people really get off on being retarded as possible on here

Psycho Mantis?

i'm gay

uggo^2

Every 12 year girl thinks so. You have a lot in common with them it seems.

Its not 2008 anymore

slanteye is slanteye is alnteye

we've seen the kind of goblins you post to know your definition of beauté and uglé lol

todays the big day, I’m taking a 4 dr drive for a life saving transplant in my mid 20s (and no, it’s not Dr Nao from my 600 lb life). Anyway I have a year or 2 to live if I don’t get it and rescheduling is impossible

it’s been a crazy weekend since I was released from the hospital after many months on Thurs night to prepare for this, and my docs only agreed after the hard work to get all my test results in between barely passable levels, knowing i needed to make this trip.
Then Friday, my dad decided to promptly have some extreme seizure fit that was one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen and I called 911. turns out hes spent
months binge drinking while I was hospitalized and that eplipectic event was him withdrawing. I’m not mad but an interesting decision since he never drank my whole life. He’s still days later, hospitalized and I had no way to get to my app

well thank god I have siblings because they both promptly dropped everything to fly here and now my brother is driving me there while sister holds down the fort here. I’m surprised you can even get a flight to Florida right before Easter. I can’t drive nor can I fly. Im also extremely anemic and start bleeding everywhere if I
So much as bump into anything. So I spent Friday til today trying not to move at all.

so that’s about it and please wish me luck. It’s 7:30 now and we’re leaving in a few hrs.

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Tiramisu is what I need

roids are not cute
blown up look is not cute
paperthin skin is not cute
vascularity is not cute
tats not cute
disgusting pants not cute
trashtier photoshoot not cute
idiotic facemaking not cute
being 150cm not cute
that picture and dude are trash, delete it, repent

praying for u son
even if u a tranny

hope everything works out in your favor

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last book that left an impression

If only his nose was fixed he'd be attractive.

see this guy staring you down at the club

do you introduce yourself, let him come to you, or hide?

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i'd probably smile and wave but i couldn't work up the nerve to approach him

if you are Tired, try to draw strength from the fact that you are doing this not only for your own self but for the blood that drives you to where u need to be, the one that binge drinks, the one that keeps the house

In the modern world the entire extistence of bottoms is a performance, an act, a surface imitating depth. There is no "horny hole experience", only carefully crafted narratives designed to incite the maximum amount of attention from other people. thorny is the perfect example of this

Do you know if thorny is a bottom or a top? he seems like a top to me

my prostate literally aches for a man's cock to squish it, and my guts feel a magnetic emptiness that needs to filled by a big strong man
it's not surface at all, it's as deep as the center of my very being

squeak in my ass

no thanks

Painter

Dali or René magritte

Book/author

Alice in wonderland or Don Quixote/Michal Crichton

Musical artist/album/song

Flo rida/tea for the tillerman maybe tpain's on top of the covers/21st Century schizoid man

I'm just a silly guy

I’m wondering if anyone knew they were gay in their teens, and could’ve easily had a relationship/sex, but resisted for whatever reason. Do you regret it?
For me I had plenty of opportunities and was considered more attractive than most kids (by other guys my age and old creeps) but decided I was too immature.

Do I regret it

Yes and no, I was definitely right about my maturity but something tells me a gay relationship that survives from a younger age might be one of the few with a chance.

i would melt into a puddle of embarassment

roids are not cute

blown up look is not cute

paperthin skin is not cute

vascularity is not cute

tats not cute

disgusting pants not cute

trashtier photoshoot not cute

idiotic facemaking not cute

being 150cm not cute

cute cute cute cute cute

who said aything about cute? im looking for hot, luv. i didnt come for bunnies, i came for the bulls

lost my bulb somewhere in my storage unit. I'll never recover from this

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I was out at 14 but I went to an art/engineering school so all the gays were turbospergs. No ragrets not dipping into that well

lol retard

Same guy?

Got any more tummy pics?

looks so uncanny like a multiple plastic surgery makeover

whats impressive about it?
i didnt find it interesting

He’s natural and all natty

more like goygen lmao

i am a proud goy, chud

I too have a sneaking suspicion many of these posters are uncut

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Local art museum is bring back their after hours programming! Used to be weekly but now once a month from 5-8 admission is free, there's a wine bar in the common area, and they bring in live local musicians. Living my most pretentious life and it's perfect

any hair care/product suggestions for my hair trying wispy/straw-y after a wash?

I know I’m doinitwrong because it’s much softer and voluminous after 1 day post wash, somehow. Im pretty sure I need both a better shampoo AND a better product. and would like to know when to apply said product as well.

medium/longish caucasian brown hair.

It also occasionally does the cringey 12 year old skater wave/flip at the end of longer parts, any fix besides constant haircuts

no tip from me but take comfort in not being a curly haired mutt

I'm not a ginger

Hey fuck you cyka blyat

who said you were? your hair is like honey blonde

r u excited for marathon, shizzers?

not listening to your retarded troon voice, kurwa

thats not even how you use the word

no they should make myth 4

Trannies may make fun of us but they legit all look stinky af. Like vomit and poop and dried up cum

that is how its used on you

he's a russian asset, and you are a russian

because hes on hrt. so moodswings galore + mental illness + ugliness

how do we fix the cyberbullying problem in this gen

okay love

he says, seething with envy

He calls me mutt and ginger, these are not bad things but untrue

good. at least you accept those things about you. good for you

Idc if shizas wears a dress or not, or identifies as a male or female or trans or whatever.

She is a hole and will NEVER be a man. And it is the duty of men to remind holes of this until they get their mind right and return to the only purpose they serve. She doesn't have much time left to begin with.

I don't think I'd wanna top shiza, he looks to much like a girl, no fun in that.

never wore a dress and i confidently identify myself as a man in accordance with my male sex, the sciences and common sense

Didn’t Shiza admit that she only detransitioned and came back to /gaygen/ because she started balding?

It’s amazing that it’s accepted here. It’s like welcoming a traitor back into the fold

find a single post in the archive that says im balding lmao

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when the guy servicing your aircon gives u a view of their lower abs and treasure trail >>>>>>

all slavs are balding, you don't fool me bitch

marvel rivals made male character butts bigger lmfao

stop sinning, anon

0 balding genes in my family im good sis also ur thinking abt russians

almost worth breaking it again

N word

i miss the anon who used to remind us of soles and holes
i miss the material gworl anon
i miss the squeak anon
i miss luv luv oh oh luv luv yeah yeah anon
i miss ugly fren
i miss methrapist
:(

I miss Tankanon and Cersei and Blegma and Atmos

If you ever had to decide you are a man, you will never be a man.

Men fight and labor. Shiza is useful for neither of these. Take away modern civilization and her only use to her tribe is sexual relief and womans work.

That means her only social asset is her hole. She is therefore a hole. There is no one as useless as an unused hole. She is hole.

you're making shiza horny by writing such a post lol

Learning HVAC so I can sex brown boys in the tropics all day erry day

I'm not

not really its a nuisance

i feel so shitty, i can t even peel potatoes to boil to eat

By nuisance, she means true.

i need chad, it doesn t matter which one

simple, i shortened it for you and no chad doesn t want you, why would he

Edward Hopper
The Stranger by Albert Camus
Blonde on Blonde by Bob Dylan

i hope you die and don t make it, the earth could do well, even better, without some autistic faggot

I never understand why people peel potatoes

do you eat them with the peel?

Yes

i guess you eat the new ones or the nice ones with thinner peel, also if you do mashed potatoes they need to be peeled

Mashed potatoes are easy and good with the skins on, how you are bad with potatoes?

can an entire country be ip banned by Anon Babble mods?

Silence zigma

alright, i put some to boil with the peel on and i will eat them like that, it will probably be ok since i am not a fussy eater otherwise i kill you, anyway, you can live off potatoes only basically, since are very packed with nutrients and stuff, as long as you add a protein food too i think.. making them mashed potatoes basically, so you can live off mashed potatoes with butter and may just throw in some protein if you lift.. a bit of sunflower oil for extra calories too.. or olive oil better..

no, they don't. you're just a peasant and don't know any better because you only know peasant customs and peasant potatoes. you probably use common potatoes for everything you wretched filthy pleb

LITERALLY me

bc im cute n smart

it will probably be ok since i am not a fussy eater otherwise i kill you

Howling

this is a mole rat. Notice the teeth. they are for burrowing in the dirt where it lives and finds food. the teeth are not a defect, nor is its appearance. the teeth are useful like that and its appearance is meaningless since it lives in dirt where no one can see it. likewise, it is blind and does not know it is a hideous rodent

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still cuter than larry tho

city of heroes so good it makes me tear up

breaking news:

a troon tears up playing a troon game :/

Emma Frost serving fierce cunty diva moments

Mashed potatoes sound good
Creamed with Greek yogurt, butter, salt, dill

me too but i like it with just milk, butter and salt

everything i play is a troon game to you lmfao, thank god i have good taste so i can ruin it all for you

you choose to play troon games lol. im not the problem here

its demonstrably a boomer game not a troon game, the term is pretty meaningless coming from you love

how is peeling the potatoes more peasant and poor than desperately eating them with peel too? also everyone peels them here
no, you are ugly and autistic
i hate you and by teeth are not like that, more like bunny teeth but you don t want to compare me to bunnies cause they are cute and will invalidate your point, i am a cute little bunny

mmorpg

erp culture

it has troons written all over it lel

Finally found a femme twink that's hot and sexo rape bait. I take it all back, Shiza.

Everyone peels them everywhere, gaygen is just contrarian central.

never heard of any erp in the game lol, also rpers are quarantined to their own server

Cute boy, don't load up that Fallout: New Vegas, cute boy noooo!

and when tf did mmorpgs become a troon genre, none of the agp broads i talked to on this board play mmos all they play is like minecraft and overwatch lol

you tell yourself whatever you need to convince yourself. the rest of the world sess you for what you are. zats all

im not as ugly as you are and i've never been diagnosed with autism/autism spectrum disorder

idgi, fnv is a comfy game and it even has a good gay character (arcade gannon)

cuddlefugg sessions with hubby after an intense makeout :3

How do you find a bf

paige pls, you are old too on top of that

you're older than me too

grindr or fetlife

he said bf, not stds

can't get nothin for free nonny

i am 24, you are 30..

nobody gaf

inuyasha bf...

31 actually and DAMN that's a fucking rough 24

love him

nope, it isn t, the ai guesses my age as 23, 24, 25 even lower sometimes, just go outside and look at how a 24 year old guy looks like, there isn t that much of a difference between a 25 year old looking guy and a 30-35 year old one besides maybe a few extra white hairs and wrinkles, after 35 the aging becomes more apparent..

just go outside and look at how a 24 year old guy looks like

far far far faaaaaaaaaaar handsomer than you

i might prefer sesshomaru honestly, but idk it's close

ai isn't people

go outside and look at how a 24 year old guy looks like

not like u lol

I kinda like trans girls now... not sure what changed but I suddenly want to save a depressed bpd trans girl by loving her....

there's no saving guys like that, they're too far gone

obviously since the normal average looking ones are invisible to you so you only see the hot ones, perception bias faggot
fuck off

/gaygen/ - gay general

women only want chad, what is new
and before you say shit, i am also a tranny mentally and only into chads so ik it myself and i look like a normie, a guy that you friendzone but don t really wanna fuck

why are gays repulsed by the idea of a loving cute wholesome gay marriage? why do they chase aids so much?

so much cope. I guess some people need denial to prevent being suicidal. otherwise you would have to just be crazy

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a guy that you friendzone

I would never be seen near you. People would think I was blind or retarded. I could get fined if you were not on a leash.

To be fair bug chasing is the highest peak of sex. Just getting the best most brutal sex of your life and then he whispers in your ear "I will give you your death" like holy fuck the euphoria levels you reach must be insane after hearing that....

weird fetish but okay

my eyes look so bad

it doesn t matter what you think, women treat me like a normie guy irl which means that i am a normie, they are still friendly and decent and ok to me but still clearly not me sexually but still would be ok with being friends, sub5 and actually ugly dudes give them the ick and women avoid them and treat them like shit, i have my entire life as proof, it has always been this way whenever i talked to women, they are ok with me but don t wanna fuck, if i was truly ugly they wouldn t even talk to my ass, most dudes are normies, chads are few and rare, i didn t get lucky, just average luck which is the most likely to happen, welcome to the real world

Its a nice fantasy, but at the end of the day I will never go through with it. But who knows maybe I might if I find the right guy. But I dun wanna die yet

sure, but it is bc of my horrid personality, if it was an ok personality instead, you would have just seen me as a normie, idc what you say, ik how women reacted to me all my life, that is enough proof to know where in the hierarchy i am

not mine they’re captivating

lol you are not even close to a normie and women are desperate for men they can pity. you will never be human

damn, those potatoes have small rocks left in the peel even though i washed them througly..
believe whatever you want but i am not letting the haters to bring me down

No it is not your personality. It is not one thing. It is everything. Cope all you wish, but you are disease incarnate.

i want to get married

you just have to keep bullying me, don t you but i rarely got blocked on grindr after face pic and they still talked to me

same
need a marriage with cute hubby who will cuddle, play vidyagaymes with me, and breed my tight bussy everyday :3

A bi married guy in his 50's wants to suck my dick on his knees. I'm a former twink who's become a 30 years old twunk. Any thoughts?

bishit

married

gross

also people here have insane mentally ill standards and aim for people outside of their average looking league otherwise they wouldn t be here and would be happy with a bf and a life

very relatable, i've had the fantasy of just casually sucking a guy's penis while he plays bloodborne or something or watches anime (hopefully not made in abyss)

no, i just live in a homophobic country
if i were in a progressive country, i would have settled down with another man long ago and never bothered to waste my time on this lame site for racist nazi losers

It is not about your looks. They are just a natural result of your life and history. It is just you all the way down to the minds that created you. It doesn't matter if you wish to believe it or not. I expect something like you to need denial. Your existence is an abomination, and common. Disease breeds. This is a mystery to no one.

you would still be down to fuck, shut up

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

For me, it's toma sota balcu

just try it bitch

no bf to let me call me him daddy and kiss his penis

desu the potatoes were peels on weren t bad at all, besides the small rocks that i had the displeasure to feel

thats what happens when you find food in the dirt. you end up eating it. i told you that you would end up eating dirt. it is your nature

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is at least a female one the rat that you are posting? i want to be a girl

never gonna happen

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deepthroat one

at least i am immune to cancer since i am a mole rat

you better back off anon thats my lolcow

Do you hear what I hear
When your lips are kissing mine
Can you hear the bells darling?
Can you hear them when I'm kissing you?

post cawk

kyss meg i ræva

norwegian troon neet! you will never be a swedish man!

how come if water kills you youre gay but if fire kills you youre not

when his mustache tickles my nut sack

i miss his long hair so much he used to be so hottt ugh

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asian

luncheon nao

also fuck me head hurts, im just like larry, empathy

luncheon sounds like a pokemon name

Love when my boss tries to catch me on something and it's HIM who fucked up. My my, how the turntables...

is that like a pokémon that eats you for lunch

is that what u think about? pokemans?! while children in afrika starve from aids?! philistine!

your pimp cant count?

Who even is that? Some K-pop fucker.

Why do old people love to stop the conversation for five minutes to try to remember some irrelevant shit

anyway, what were we talking about?

My laptop is fixed yippe no more phoneposting :DD
Jelly over how well asian men pull of the ponytail look. I just look like a tranny when I try to do it
I do this too lol

damn you’re dumb

playing warzone with shiza and deltoid

I want more eeveelutions

lunchables were so disgusting

what was wrong with your laptop

i prefer launchly cause it has logan paul's moldy cheese in it

sex is not a human need and you don t suffer from the lack of it, just go and masturbate bozo and stfu

nooooooooooooooooooo i cannot go without a sex for a week that is literal torture, i migh as well kms, i am so angry and cranky and bitter without sex

kys, i haven t had sex in years and never enjoyed it, sex is not everything and won t make you happy, but like money, which will also not make you happy, if you lack it and don t have enough of it you will definitely be unhappy

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thanks for the reddit update bobr

u fuckers straight up ignoring me, well, bye!

Good morning!

Hello

when you really like the person sex can feel amazing but if you'e having sex too often it can feel like you're having an allergic reaction because you get goosebumps and this dreaded feeling of being overly stimulated at least in my experience.. which is why sex once a week is way better than everyday

Was afraid I had melted the CPU or something since I overclocked it to play zelda but turns out the motherboard had short circuited or something I didn't really understand what the tech guy was yapping about. Can finally post high res celebrities again

sex is not everything and won t make you happy

You say that but I think dick from a 6'0 guy would fix me
Morning!!
Sorry!!

wassup homos

Qott: name your favorite

1. Painter

van gogh

2. Book/author

octavia butler

3. Musical artist/album/song

too many to choose from

It was a great weekend

mmmhmmm

What changes, biologically, in gays as we approach 30 that makes us crave youthful twinks that are smooth, innocent, fit and beautiful? Does entering their holes provide us with something beyond sexual pleasure? Some essence in which we are lacking? I am nearing 30 and my desires for youthful college boys has only grown in urgency. I want to be deep inside of them, caressing their holes with my cock and inserting my seed into them. I want to kiss them, to hold them. I want to protect them, but also to destroy them.

I imagine once I am in my 30s the need will only grow deeper and more all-consuming.

Tired of chef boyardee

FUCK YOU KYS SEX HAVER, IF I HAD SEX I WOULDN T BE THIS HORRIBLE

you could be having sex

i have too much dysphoria and no one wants to fuck me

being the first to be with a virgin seems so appealing, much more than being with a guy who already has had sex with a dozen or more guys and has so many expectations of you, it's so much easier to please a virgin than a hole

cute virgin*

hoe* (but they're just holes)

i have to be sexually attracted to them but not everyone i like is cute or appealing to others

How are you doing? ^-^

What did you do? :D

I like the raviolis, hehe

it's so much easier to please a virgin than a hole

what a self drag

explain?

who are all the posters over 30 who are virgins?

i've had sex somewhat recently and im still mentally ill :(

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE SO GODDAMN RETARDED JESUS CHRIST

Me

larry and slayer

how

pls explain

I've never had sex

How are you doing? ^-^

Verry good!! Got my laptop back finally so I'm gonna start playing my vidya again. What about you?
Youre not over 30 tho? r-right?
uuuhmm huh?

it sounds like you're saying you're bad at sex and need someone completely ignorant of what sex is to please them. ignore the other dude, he's very angry for some reason

no boyfriends?

annoyed that 80% of people online can’t have a simple conversation because you have to explain literally every word to them since we’ve decided to stop leaving retarded infants on rocks in the woods

leaving retarded infants on rocks in the woods

wtf what are you even on about lol

see?

Oh fun! What games do you like?
I went out for a nice dinner with my parents at Olive Garden.

Youre not over 30 tho? r-right?

Yes... <.<

N-no

It's just that guys who have been with a ton of guys have developed a strong sexual appetite for what they like and they constantly compare you to other guys they've been with. A virgin has nothing to compare you with so it's cute to watch him experience everything for the first time and you get to a develop a better bond with him, you're just first, and you'll always be his first. I don't want sloppy seconds.

LMAO

why not?

shut up sloppy seconds

you might wanna get yourself tested btw

No friends or social skills :c

hot and same. Been reading through "Warehouse" its got some of that gay kidnapping goodness and its all I can think about atm

Oh fun! What games do you like?

Been playing through that breath of the wild game. I pretty much only play games on emulator nowadays

Yes... <.<

o-old!!

most std's only affect bottoms
i've never used protection and never had a STD because I don't sleep with trash

uh huh

i mean virgins do that too. i know people like delta and tank have fixed ideas in their mind about what sex should be like based on no experience at all. they'll compare you to the porn they watched. there's no bond being formed, i think you're living in a fantasy, respectfully

same but i've had bfs
have you tried?

in practice it would probably not be great but i'd love being controlled and dominated by a handsome man like that ugh
wearing chains and a collar and shackles and being forced into a cage to sleep or into positions that make me sexually available to him, etc. just sounds great

IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT I AM A VIRGIN, KYS

playing path of exile 2 with shiza and deltoid (and elon musk)

is it fun

it's an arpg, ofc it's not

then why play it

autism

I FEEL SO HORRIBLE, HOW CAN I FEEL BETTER????????

Gays don't have feelings

huh maybe i'll check it out then
idk how many hours i spent in stormworks before the 1.0 patch ruined it, and that's nothing but autism

imagine the smell

Start a new thread

drugs and work

i wish i didn t have feelings :'(
my brain hurts so much

virgin delusions like what they have instantly go away the moment they have sex, their ideas aren't truly fixed

what makes you think i have a std lol

elon's musk vs shiza's musk

how would someone with teeth like yours even give head? you'll make guys scream with those vampiric teeth scapers

i actually got told multiple times that i suck dick well even though i barely have any experience so cope

everyone gets told they suck dick well u retard

copium

who have you practiced on?

if you say so. that hasn't been my experience. there's a reason why they delay having sex for so long

also most fags don t know how to suck cock properly at all, there is little to no suction, they are so stupid and lazy

sound slike you;re the one coping

i never used reddit, what the fuck does reddit gold do?

I've heard about that one. It sounds fun, though I've never played a Zelda game before. I haven't played a Nintendo game since the SNES.

o-old!!

Yeah :<

No, not really. :/

It makes your dick extra small

LIFE IS ALL ABT LOOKS, LOOKS DECIDE YOUR FATE

No, not really. :/

oh well it makes sense then
have you considered trying to get a boyfriend?

new

play ocarina

For me this isn't it i don't think. It's the power the youth holds over me. I fucked a 22 year old who had already gotten fucked nonstop all week long and it was still good to just hold him and love him even beyond cumming in his ass. He still held a level of innocence that I needed to consume. It's almost ritualistic and animalistic how I consume their youth and innocent. I carve a hole deep in their ass with my cock and then fuck as much of the youth and innocence out as possible.