Why can't i just have a comfy relationship where we kiss and cuddle and love each other but don't have sex...

why can't i just have a comfy relationship where we kiss and cuddle and love each other but don't have sex? my body is broken and doesn't have the right parts and i cant do that. is it really so much to
ask to be loved in spite of that? i mean i would even do things to
satisfy them sexually like oral if they wanted, but that's still not enough for people. i hate it.

I would.

only if you get a job

i'm a lawyer lmao

was gonna agree w ur thread but knowing that ur a lawyer just makes this whole thing pathetic desu. you’re supposed to be ruining lives via pen and paper, my guy, not begging for a hug on a mongolian basket weaving forum

a tranny that can't fuck is like a racehorse with a broken leg

successful people can be mentally ill too

wife material, can i be your stay at home husband

knowing that there’s some dude in a suit typing this is so funny

i'm a tranny actually

what’s the difference

fair enough

because 99% of males and tgirls are sex driven disgusting pig troglodytes who will jump at any opportunity to fuck and can't think about anything critically thanks to their dick. I hate it too! Every fucking man and tgirl friend I have ends up turning to a perverted retard who tries to fuck me. Thinking of forcing myself to date cis women because they seem exceedingly more normal

why can't i just have a comfy relationship where we kiss and cuddle and love each other but don't have sex?

There is probably an asexual person out there for you but it sure as fuck ain't me.

Mismatched sex drives are absolute torture for both people involved. The low-drive person feels constantly pressured to do something they don't enjoy. The high-drive person feels constantly rejected and scummy.

I honestly think this is the single most important variable to align on. You can have a stable, loving, 30 year relationship with someone you disagree with on almost everything else as long as ya'll fuck each other's brains out as much as you both need.

i don't understand why it's such a big deal like why not just jerk off

This is why we need to bring back sacred prostitutes to actually make blud feel better :(

Will you promise to love me, to adopt me in your house and be my wife? If so, ill be with you forever and love you and cherish you and make you very very happy and stay with you till you dont want me anymore.

what does "adopt me in your house" mean
but sure maybe

hi

It means for me to live with you and stay with you in your house.

This. So much in a relationship can be forgiven when the sex is good

hello

There is basically no reason for me to be in a relationship if she expects me to jerk off instead of having sex. I can jerk off all day every day as is. No effort required whatsoever. The porn is freely available 24/7.

Relationships are work and sex is both of our rewards for that work.

As disclaimer, im very very happy with cuddling, kissing, snuggling and sleeping together holding each other. There's certain things done to make oral even better so having sex wouldnt need to be necessary in that sense. If you're alright with that, i'd like to get to know you more and be your husband.

you can't love someone for them, they must absolutely be coomer material or you walk out?

Besides no sex, what are you looking for in a partner?
Also how long have you been working as a lawyer now? Lost a case yet?

you can't love someone for them, they must absolutely be coomer material or you walk out?

My ideal partner wants me to fuck them as much as I want to fuck them. Of course I love them for them, sex and love are not mutually exclusive concepts.

I would prefer to be alone than be with someone that makes me feel like a burden to them because I want to have sex. That is what "just jerk off bro" communicates.

UGH, this AGAIN?

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i'm not picky at all
3 years (got a job right out of college because my dad is also a lawyer)
and no i haven't lost a case

Well, it was worth the shot

this is mostly a complaining thread i'm not actually soliciting husband applications
however i live in uruguay and if you actually live anywhere near there i am willing to consider