/chasergen/ whopper edition

Qott: favorite fastfood?

race horse supplements

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Chipotle

homosexual men taking female hormones

So what

i am one of such people

literally meee ^-^

to be honest i dont really care what they want to call themselves i still want to fuck them

Canes, Panda Express (only the orange chicken) Culver's, and the bourbon bacon cheeseburger from Wendys.

youtube.com/watch?v=qYp_d-zbqm8

harmonized religious music is so nice. i wish heaven was real and i could be accepted into such a paradise

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i wish i was a wolf

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So what?

"I want to become irresistible to white women" okay transbian

If they're willing to put that much effort in for straight men I have to oblige them

for me it's the humble coyote

so nothing nigga

qott

honestly prob subway or popeyes

i am also one of these people

I am already irresistible to all women

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youre offline so im showing you this gif here

As a californian there is only one correct answer

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Let it clap for a nigga

there really is something so cute about gay men taking female hormones to attract even more men

hon teeth

tru

do u rlly think im cute anon.....

handsome creature

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yes bitch i do

WRONG
let me introduce you to the goat

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all the doggies are based

one day I will be irresistible to men

you've never lived until you've eaten whatever their cook there happens to know how to make and he smokes a cig while cooking it and the 50 year old waitress calls you honey in that raspy voice. always looked forward to going there as a kid

I like taco bell and panda express. Burgers are actually my favorite food, but most of the good burger places are expensive

do you look like this

Trve

lol

or until there’s a fight snd or a drug deal inside the restaurant. or a waitress missing limbs

salt and pepper fried squid from my local chinese
if it has to be a chain then taco bell i guess

no my boobs are pretty small

she looks like this

where is my govt mandated bf

ive been keeping him in my basement sorry

fuck i like this one a lot

it’s so fucking OVER

honestly I’m more of a napoleon

can you make them bigger
i dont really know how the whole thing works

youtube.com/watch?v=6vUfQFcwcg8

fuck me to some conscious rap anon

YYYYYYOOOOOOO this ep goes aio feckin hard i had van goh on repeat for a while a few months back. also ty :)
ty anon i did too but i got lazy with it. if i dont finish a paint in one sitting then i usually never will

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im sorry sis... if u call the agency they should be able to send u a replacement

having an excessively high libido that I cant appease by jacking off really fucking sucks when I only want to have sex with alt women with strong principles

she identifies with the white one

i want a pet boyfriend

i’ve already tried that….

i want a pet girlfriend

Honestly I can just tell twinkchan's ass and hole go so hard it's ridiculous
Like I know if she shared pucker pics with me I'd nut to only that for a month straight and end every session crying out of sheer sexual catharsis

why can't you be a pet instead

here in America crows will follow around wolves and actually snitch on other animals to them because the wolf can kill things it cant and they get the left overs.
they will literally follow prey and make noises leading the wolf to it

my hair looks like that and my hips look like but my upp er body looks like a mans

idk maybe, they got a little bigger this year
I’m sadly pretty pale and have incredibly jewish features

it sounds like you want to put something in my butt and i want it to be the other way around

your coming off very Jewish right now

that's crazy i was just thinking about seagulls

all of my posts end up being void posts i fear, how do i become more interesting

dont find the answer this question or you will become addicted to this thread for months

cocks hard :(

I’m probably a bit sephardic
can't be helped, I’m a sCatonian mutt

I want to humperdinck iykwim

cocks soft :)

already am unfortunately, rather have it be more interesting by people actually talking to me

hahahaah

youtube.com/watch?v=n4TqWfdWmrU

lel no way did you make that for the voca thread? so based! i wanna make one but im lazy rn :p

westside boogie

never heard of him desu but ill check it out sound pretty cool so far
i can read minds
damn that beat tho. ty for the rec.

lets get to it

im waiting in my bed anon
lel

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Bogos binted
Bogos binted

did you make that for the voca thread

lol yeh

Didn't bring chapstick it's so over for me

good thing you're posting this while russians are asleep

that’s why i have a massive tub of aquaphor on me at all times

yeah Blockhead is a crazy good producer but he's pretty much only known for his stuff with Aesop Rock

im waiting in my bed anon

youtube.com/watch?v=Ggc57_E8s5c
(this isnt true but I thought itd be funny, im omw)

i am russian and wide awake off monster piss ultra

What's an aqua for

my lips

when I awooo at dogs they awooo back
that means I’m one of them

Can you show me

what are they thinking

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fuck they're thinking about jumping

qott

tommys burger in LA
who is me?
eat butter

Puppygirlchan uwu
*scritches ur belly*

yeah! it’s really good desu always keeps mips hydrated and doesn’t suck the moisture out

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they are thinking "man"

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trannies in and around my penis

me and who

I know another way you could keep your lips moist babe (this poster immediately got in a car accident while running a red light that the poster didnt see because they were too busy posting while driving)

youtube.com/watch?v=87Q042KlxI4

picrel

nice, sucha good poster

my dick too small

lol but doubt it desu im pretty tight cause i seldom mess with my hole
theres a horse one too

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these are fighting words

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hopefully you survived

im scenario posting from the comfort of my own home, i more then survived. i thrived.

coyote chaser
crow tranny

well that’s good at least

my legal name is crow

That's so raven

No that's me

need my alarm to be fetty wap so bad dude SO bad

don't give out your real native American name, a sorcerer could curs you

It's the future I can see

who else remembers paying like $4 to get a 15 second clip of a song as your ringtone on a motorola razr nevermind you're all 16 years old

youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio

last one cause I should refrain from thinking about hole

rip -_- ty for recs anon :)
waking up to trap queen everyday

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its sad they hate each other now

my first phone was an iphone 4 lol

yeah i know it destroyed the internet

I downloaded songs from napster and cut them to fit using pirated software
get on my level

I miss my 4s
Good phone
It had games on it

if I ever get married I don’t wanna get rid of my last name, it’s goth as fuck

I'd do anything for a burger rn

after years of having a snapchat, and adding thousands of random people, I finally added one who is from my town. several messages in, she wants money for pics, and when I offer to take her to dinner, she blocks me.
it's over.

What ever happened to Raven Simone?

I can't believe twinkchaim's last name is Sanguinophilipe

getting married in 2025

just how delusional are you?

you sure about that, esau?

Trying to grind a podcast to squeeze money out of the last of her remaining relevancy iirc

It's so mysterious to me

Had a nightmare.. gonna be ine if those nights

I found ways to send free ringtones to my razr phone by emailing the converted mp3s directly to the sms email number thing, does this make me ayygeepee? Was I too smart to ever be a husstuss bimbo doll?

Eat something then go back to sleep.

I don't want to see that again

ain't the best*

Huh. Like theast thing I remember her doing was cheetah girls I think. Then I just never heard about her again

as I said me too, but I also cut the songs to be a proper ringtone. also, being a bimbo requires a lot of surgery. are you ready for such nonsense?

Ain't no way in hale I would've figured that out at 13
I am a midwit nongenderdysphoric howeverbeit

This happens to me fairly often. Yesterday I was exhausted for work so I slept all day and it was just nightmare after nightmare.
It really sucks and I'm sorry :(
I hope you have only good dreams from here on <3

delusional enough to believe in real love
if things don’t work out with the first I will give up

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How old are you? I thought mid 20s but those are a 30yo's memories

Thank you alot I hope so too for both of us

allowing death to separate your love

cringe

what stylus do you use?

I've had a 4 year and 6 year relationship. I'm so heartbroken by women I'm trying to see if a dude that looks like a woman is any better.
So far, no.
XD

27 as of this year <3

cute drawing

most marriages end in divorce. most divorces end with you losing half your shit. I'm not losing half my shit.

They are even worse bro, trust me move along unless you have a dick fetish

I have a sister about 5 years older than me so I sort of have the "90s kid by proxy" thing going

did you start taking prog or something? you're way less hostile now

this image is beautiful

yeah I think cutting the track in audacity or some other program to 30s and making sure the mp3 was the right specific wave rate or something idk it was so long ago. I had all the coolest ringtones
I think eventually zedge or some other site just did the emailing for you
anyways I dunno if I wanna be a real husstuss bimbo doll, I enjoy thinking sometimes
I was a big closeted nerd and my dad taught me all about computers when I was a lil kiddo

I asked for a burger not lentil soup, you're not getting my fucking blessings

pretty nail

I know you're cute

I am acting how I’ve always acted wtf
I’ve been on prog for a long time now

Feed your dream to the baku!!

Dude is taming you with his penis

not even to ol seamus? I'm a gentile. :D
or maybe I'll pulling your leg. or heel.

let's see what you're working with

not one has asked me for money yet

Why are you always incapable of realizing you haven't antagonized and pushed someone into having a breakdown in a minute

Cute nail

happy may everyone

Give it time, they just usually bpd split or cheat quickly enough that they don't get to the money part

46 minutes and some seconds early by my count

I sent him a picture of my hog weeks ago and I never heard back from him. Pretty sure I scared dude away anon
I only did that to trayn rand, for her own good. She's still with us here tonight

Oop
45 minutes and some seconds, now

Lucky dude

Why is everyone overwhelming Dude into fumbling and not overwhelming me into fumbling
Is it because I'm 6 inches shorter than him

this guys 5'2 lmao

the trannies don't even know i exist

bored

who are you?

Get your money up not your funny up

I was talking to a really hot one

I let them know I exist, it's a little nerve-racking but better than being a parasocial ghost I think

Time for the pills desu

the worst thing about trannies is they were even more callous about height than cisgirls

you sound like someone who peels fruit slowly, my bf is 5'5 I like short guys

well then it's over. I'm 5'9 and girls stare through me like a ghost. my mother actually cried when she realized that would be my final height. we're in fucking hudson's looking at a blazer, and she starts sobbing. sometimes I think I should have grabbed the wheel that day and toasted us both.

This is true, 50% of American men are pussyfree virgins because they're 5'9 or below

I'm 5'9 what the fuck, ain't even that bad.

its grim the state of the modern world isnt it

being average height pre-Anon Babble-browsing

:)

being average height post-Anon Babble-browsing

×_× kmskmskmskmskms

we can be average male height together

it scarred him for life, this is not lucky

Laughed at this post, good one

bro where is there still a hudsons

extremely few girls who arent vapid and evil care about height and the few that do are usually just extremely brainwormed
my problem is I just make people depressed

as a 5'9 guy women don't even notice me

Every girl I've ever met irl off an app said some version of "thank God you're actually tall". I'm only 6'1". Any woman that says it doesn't matter is lying.

kind of the other way around.

"every girl I met off the eugenics machine wants me to be tall so you're wrong actually"

I notice girls who have boyfriends shorter than them have dads who are shorten than mother.

find a girl who's dad is shorter than you

I'd say all but one i met/knew from irl talked about loving the height difference or said something like "wow you're tall" right before letting me rail. :)

That's so romantic

ive let the fear of rejection dictate most of my life desu

same but male

im also male

Life goes on after rejection

do you wanna be my boyfriend

and it hurts just as much everyday after

shut up babe you know what i meant

I let a bpd tranny break my heart for the second time in 3 years. Suggestions?

gm cg!!
same, I hate it

I'm 32 years old trying to finally dig myself out of this
Don't wait as long as I did

not this nigga again......

I think it's more that life hurts, not necessarily the rejection
But I get it, I used to be bad about rejection too. I'm sorry it glooms over you :(

im 23 and i think its too late

Recognize the pattern, choose to not engage despite wanting to (since you will be drawn to it over and over due to your trauma)

I'm 23 it's too late.

rejection is hard to deal with, I ended up isolating myself because of it.. it's very annoying

But don't let it stop you from living and trying again

How to stop hurting and also stop loving still

A coyote ran right by me 15m ago. Then he turned back and stared at me for a bit while I gave him compliments.

You are a teenager with an SO
You will never know what not being normal is like
That's a good thing

That's awesome
I found a fox puppy once and feeded it jerky, it was missing a back leg

a & w is really fucking good

I assure u my life is fucked up in many ways unfortunately. having a partner isnt everything
there's a reason I'm here and not doing something else ig lmao

Bad chaser bad! We don't touch bpd trannies!

I suggest you end it all immediately to protect yourself.

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le pain eternal

I'm not going to kill myself I'm not a pussy. It would be nice to get over the pain and learn to hate her though.

Hate isn't healing

Nta but i would honestly let a bpd tranny make me crash out over and over until I kms

I meant break it off immediately sorry, I didn't mean killing yourself but I see how I phrased badly

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=JCHTX_pgw6A

prolly not. dick dont work
):< i mean i am tbf but i know
morn berry, tis a rough life.
ive already let so many years pass by desu. i feel the hole is dug and the walls are greased. idk how to fix this
nah its for sure the rejection for me. been dealing with it since i was fairly young. it comes in many forms that isnt just romance rejection. mostly the love from my father type of rejection desu.
turned 23 in feb :'1
yeh same. i mostly just self isolated tho cause i hate that the world sees me as male. the less im outside the less crippling dysphoria i have to deal with. i hate having jobs a lot of the time i always have to take bathroom brakes to bawl my eyes out and spazz out a bit so i can keep up my stoic male façade act

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What is
I mean she left me so that's already done. I'm sorry for misreading.

If you already hurt, trying again will hurt less
I not know how you get rejected you're pretty and seem nice

true i usually have to take a few months to work up the courage to go back tho

Dont prioritize it in your feelings, put it in the fuck it bucket

just rejection from when i was a child. it stuck with me pretty hard.

trying again will hurt less

not wrong desu you do seem to develop callouses over time. or just further dejection

Rejection doesn't hurt as much when nobody in your life ever said yes

hi!
yea i can understand.. living is hard.
dealing with people is difficult. I often am incredibly paranoid around others.
being outside is incredibly tiring mentally.. I wish I was able to actually do something with my life ig

I mean she left me so that's already done.

I should have known, I'm sorry you had to go through that again king.

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please don't post things like this

i was banned many years ago for posting an among us with a penis

do it again ahahah

rejection also dosent hurt if you just dont give people the chance to do it either

I wish I was able to actually do something with my life ig

you can berry it just takes time. dont worry. you got some things going for you! it just takes using those things as a stepping stone maybe

I don't think bottling shit is healthy either. Have you ever felt heartbreak btw? Ig for me it's too big a feeling to fit in my bottle, I feel like my insides are tied to a rope I'm hanging by.

I understand
It is lonely, but who matters will show up and stay

Kind of you brother.

thank u c: im trying ig. im hopeful I'll be able to fix it at some point

I don't mean to bottle it, but I don't know how to explain. Its like indifference
Yes I have

and guys will say the same shit about a girl having giant titties but they still date women with small ones, doesnt change shit

I prefer smaller titties as does every man i know irl. A better comparison is fat women. No man wants to date one, but some will when desperate enough.

I don't know how to flip that switch man, is there a strategy?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFZjJiSony4
I watched this whole video then I scrolled down and saw this comment and laughed until it was hard to breath

@CarolinaGallegos

10 years ago
i just cried at work.

when I tried to talk about a burned relationship every response I'd get felt like that video of the guy with the spool of wire because theyd fixate on the "dont worry bro she sucks just get over her" angle and ignore the part where every single other woman and close friend I had also interjected to try to ruin my life or unintentionally make things 10x worse

I think the exhaustion of pain makes me feel less to care, and I am in training always to focus on positives for my mental health

Bitches do be like that

I got that way after a year or two but I stupidly let her convince me that she changed and still cared for me. Hopefully I get to your powerlevel faster this time.

I live by 'focus on what matters, let go of what doesn't'

just wanna point out this is bullshit. the average normie comes up with retarded reasons to explain why their partner was actually a loser and they never shouldve dated them to begin with to get over their breakup when in reality most of it comes down to them never having been compatible in the first place. hate is the easiest way to heal because you can convince yourself you were entirely in the right and did nothing wrong without self reflection. doesnt matter how bad or unhealthy you think that is when its the default strategy of the average person and clearly theyre doing fine

thx timur yur always good with positivity <3 you should add me again if ya want
np berry, you gotta lot of time just try not to let it slip by cause it goes faster than youd expect <3

is it even possible to be compatible with bpd

if you can endure endless abuse and attention seeking, I guess

hate is the easiest way to heal because you can convince yourself you were entirely in the right and did nothing wrong without self reflection.

this is not good

doesnt matter how bad or unhealthy you think that is when its the default strategy of the average person and clearly theyre doing fine

lol OK
Thank you
I want most people to find contentment
If I get discord again I will add

<3 yur a good person

that
but also its a big thing of being able to wrap your head around how they think and pre-empting shit, its not that hard, the difficult part is that if you ever slip up if theyre the type to immediately go cheat, its basically just over. I know 1 girl who goes absolutely no contact with basically anyone for months when shes got her episodes but afaik wouldnt even consider another relationship unless the person they were with had already moved on (shes truetransbian though)

screw bpd! get with a sociopath!

I tried infinite forgiveness, love, and understanding and that didn't work. Instead she just did what they always do and leave for the next interested male party.

I don't understand forgiveness for actions hurting someone on purpose

yeah but that's the problem, you're not perfect and there's no allowance for you to be anything but perfect while you have to put up with constant shitty behaviour on their end. You have to behave more like a full time caretaker than a partner which just sucks
It's not their fault but I think very few bpd people can have anything resembling a healthy romantic relationship

Everyone makes mistakes and has regrets. I loved her so I forgave her and hoped she wasn't lying about changing. I recognize it was a mistake on my part but I'd rather know I tried and failed than forever wonder if it was possible.

You are sweet and correct. I am very vad at forgiveness.

Safer to be how you are with it. I envy you and I doubt i find myself so keen to forgive in the future I'm sad to say.

mine went to be a transbian. we still talk and its basically an endless game of chicken because she claims to feel guilty and want to fix things but not enough to, yknow, actually put effort in, so either she'll give herself a breakdown over the claimed guilt or she'll eventually break character and get bored or admit she's full of shit. at this point it just passes time a bit.

I dont think the extreme majority of people have the emotional intelligence to have healthy romantic relationships, but they get into them anyway. concepts like self reflection, consistent interiority, theory of mind, genuine regret, etc. all seem effectively absent from the average person. I dont view BPD as uniquely incapable, just a different kind of incapable.

I vote hike.

youtube.com/watch?v=KTMJvNlTgMM

gn yall <3 i prolly should try yo go to sleep. imma watch nacho libre and lay down
sounds fun. hope u can

gave my cousin head

oh wow he made a whole song about it i thought it was just a tweet :o

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good night!!

I would say almost all people who aren't severely mentally ill can have healthy relationships with the correct type of person. You can take two people perfectly capable of having them and produce an unhealthy relationship just by the virtue of them being incompatible

Goodnight, sweet dreams.

goodnight. I love you

You need to cut contact
Seems harsh but it's the only way

gn :)
love you too honey

prob for the best i hurt my wrist last summer and it's still fucked

oh wow he made a whole song about it i thought it was just a tweet

lol yeah, I actually like it though, definitely going for a hike rain or shine

Its not to be sad about

Sounds like yours is doing what mine did to me for a while. Keeping you around as a backup and for validation reasons. Probably best to cut her off or just start being an asshole to her, they love that.

That is actually why I voted hike, skateboarding and injuries go together.

I don't like that I'm losing parts who I am as a person and things I once valued over this situation but ig that's growth in a way. Ty for the talk, it did help.

esp now that im old and estrogen has made me weak af, I stopped doing anything big though just vert and flat ground, i don't even do ledges or rails anymore

Changing as a person can be a good thing, yes
You always can chat with me

You're a good dude I hope you find what you're looking for or keep it if you already have.

This image makes me sad, how can we save trannies

To give skateboarding credit it's great at teaching people how to take a fall. Not too many other hobbies teach that skill, and it's a good one to have. Skateboarding is why I've got a huge scar on my face, I'll probably never use one again.

I think most of those relationships are held together by sheer happenstance that actual issues dont arise and make them realize how fucked one or both of them are, its why so many people have stories about long term marriages that fall apart in a near instant

for who's sake? im fucked either way, everyone else in my life revealed themselves to be just as awful or incompetent and I did all my grieving already. I owe her nothing and in her own words, "[she] should be in [my] position and [I] should be in [hers]" so if keeping contact - which she opts to do - makes her miserable, well, I feel less than 0 pity for her and the guilt she claims to feel eating her up is the closest ill get to any kind of justice.

I put a stop to her ability to farm me for any validation right away, and she seems to have already put it in her own head that nothing'd ever work again without me explicitly saying it. if it wasnt obvious im already doing that 2nd thing essentially but its explicitly what she asked for, so who am I to say no?

i fractured my ankle socket skating and i haven't been able to skate like i used to since, also tore every ligament in the other ankle which imo was worse, but I still love skating, it's really relaxing, also the community is awesome, everyone at the park besides faggots on bmx are suoer nice

the hardest part is realizing you cant save them

You don't like bmx? Weird that at your park they would be a problem. At mine that's the best group. Scooters are the problem here, nobody likes them.

I don't accept that

I dont think u should take that as a burden.
"fixing" someone else i feel is a very bad mindset to have if ur starting a relationship, even just a friendship.
having a supportive partner is very nice. but also dont let the others persons problems overshadow ur own life.

i don't mind most, just the ones at tue park downtown are assholes, telling litteral kids trying to learn to get the fuck out the way and shit, haven't seen any scooter kids here

its okay if you dont
i realized it early and it ruined me

does it hurt
do you have bad light sensitivity

It's kinda good to tell that to the literal kids though, teach them to pay attention to other lanes of park traffic. Context dependent of course, but not inherently bad. You keep them safe by getting them out of the way.

It is sore off and on and big scar on iris

the nazi symbols on the strap destroy this fit, what school or church you going to shoot up?

you're going to lose the eye i'm afraid...

I hope it heals soon c:

nah ive skated since grade 6, i know annoying kids getting in the way or parents bringing kid the the park like a playground, he was just being a bratty fuck, kids were on the edge of the park practicing tricks and he just was being a dick because he couldn't land a trick

Viking symbols
Thank you
I always have it but used to be only detected in the microscope, now it's very big
As long as it's not internal issue

you should just show up and ask the front desk raid boss to be seen that day

Viking symbols

looks a lot like picrel, my bad

to be frank anon not much most of us are fucked beyond repair from horrid childhoods and improper experiences that dont align with our gender to just straight up abuse and abandonment. it genuinely messes with brain pathways and shit and i would be too surprised if it stunts a lot of growth. id imagine the real only way is to have proper medical studies and research done so we could develop tests for this shit while young. i think most trannies that go through forms of male socialization and puberty are kinda just fucked, looks wise or mental. both can be equally debilitating. i could prolly go through so many therapies, surgeries, have proper support systems and meaningful relationships only till still come to the conclusion that im a freak worthy of nothing else but a bullet in my head. i cant wait for that day, this existence is torture. iwnbaw and i deserve to be put down itd be an act of mercy. anyway gn again <3

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n 2014, a DNA study of northeastern coyotes showed them on average to be a hybrid of western coyote (62%), western wolf (14%), eastern wolf (13%), and domestic dog (11%) in their nuclear genome.

The nazis used Norse symbols, like they took the swastika from Buddhism

I think the nazis ruined the symbol then, I just see it as nazi logos now

I want viking symbols tattoos but yes nazis fucked things up

Damn shame. He'll probably get his own backlash from the rest of the people there over time and learn to be better. I think skate parks are really good at teaching socialization like that. Eventually everyone knows everyone and bad apples will be dealt with.

dont say that!! ur definitely worth more than that c: and u are a woman
very true tho. growing up like this is awful. it messed me up so much to be a tranny growing up. I envy those who started before puberty so much. I was still fine at some point.
I dont hate being trans per se, but thinking how much my life sucks because of it is unbearable sometimes. I would have been a well adjusted person maybe.
being like this sucks so much
sleep well c:

true, i like skate culture

thx berry <3 sucks thinkin of all the possibilities but it is what it is

zelda a link to the past

Majoras Mask

I would blow someone for a redbull

how about a handjob for a monster, that's all I got

I'll give handjob for a compliment please

you are very charming and also good looking

Do you mean it?
It doesn't matter
Here you go

of course I mean it, if I didn't like you I would have just filtered your trip

just make it the wheel of pride.
problem solve.

like at rainbows to it. so its even more pridey er

pride is a sin

Thank you

anyone here play darktide, i need people who aren't retarded on my team but also won't be upset when im retarded

Cute dog

i am not happy at all

How much for 10 blowjobs?

Would give 10 for 1 large can of the Iced Vanilla Berry flavor and cheap vodka

the whopper is a top tier burger, 5 forks.

it's a cat

Cute cat.

Blind retards

god i want to have sex with my coworker
he's so fucking hot

every time i see a woman i get insanely jealous. meanwhile im a man with no job and no life and no friends and nothing that makes me happy. i have no hope of ever passing so i cant be a woman, and that means that i will never be happy

Show me your face

Why are you so cheap

I'm a simple man, just don't expect me to swallow

as many people have said you would probably have a lot more luck with things if you had stuff you enjoyed enough to talk about. not necessarily enough that you're happy but I dont think ive ever seen you have a real convo about anything that wasnt doomposting or adjacent

You're the type to swallow anyway

I don't swallow cum

litter.catbox.moe/qsv80m.mov
i wish i had stuff i enjoyed but i dont :(
i feel like im barely a person bc i dont have any interests or hobbies

Lies

depression causes anhedonia but its incredibly abnormal for it to set in before like 13/14, and by then most people will have SOMETHING they enjoy even if its just playing too many video games (me) so I have no clue how you ended up in this situation or how you'd realistically get out of it other than finding someone who's autistic in a specific way that they're fine spending a lot of time with someone who has no real drive or desire to do literally anything

OK you not ugly
The other things you can fix

i dont think i have literally no desire to do anything but i dont have a strong enough desire to make most things worth doing
i am ugly and i dont think i can fix the other things

Cuddling.

Who will overcome your hurdles for you?

i dont have a strong enough desire to make most things worth doing

yeah thats relatable. im basically letting what little life I had fall apart because of that and also out of pettiness but its a whole thing I wont get into. people seem to have a hard time grasping the idea that I didnt just "lose interest" in the things I liked but more that those things seem fundamentally pointless overall and arent enough to sustain me emotionally. idk.
most people will tell you to go to therapy and there's a chance it might help if you havent already tried it but after going over all my shit in explicit detail mine outright told me he couldnt help me. plus im not trans, so. mind altering substances are an option I guess. they wouldnt do what I want but thats the pettiness stuff again, could do somethin for you. not the healthiest but I figure most people would still rather you try that than dying.

thinking about twinkhons

impossible whopper with onion rings on the side...

Pregnant bellies are so gross

Was thinkin about cuddling a specific supermodel poster, in my dreams :)

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what about saggy veiny tits engorged with milk?

Nasty

no one. my hurdles are not going to be overcome
ill try mind altering substances then if i can get some lol

I want to cook dinner for a chaser...

thats not what pet means you retard

i dont think i have literally no desire to do anything but i dont have a strong enough desire to make most things worth doing

just need trans girl who wants to sleep all day and look at the wall just like me

If I was fucking stu missionary style and looked down and made eye contact with her big eyed flat affect face I'd bust so hard

Face to face sex scares me

afraid to face your own faggotry gayboy?

I'm not a faggot

I want to cook a chaser for dinner…

I bet you'd like it if I called you a faggot while fucking you

Where are the trannies? WAKE UP

Dinner. It's time for breakfast, you wacky dame

shh don't wake them up, they need their beauty sleep

dreaming about a pet boyfriend

your mouth says no but your eyes say yes, faggot

dinner means lunch where I'm from...

No face to face

i want a man who will drag me into doing things bc he knows id like it
is this a joke or is this real

It's real have sex with me

im awake!!

I just got home from work. I'm laying down for an hour before I clean my car up and go get new tires <3

date strawberry

she steals your credit card and spends $4000 on a Chinese husbando game

when am i allowed to ask her if she's going to pursue srs or not
i dont care either way but it would be nice to know

They all look literally unironically exactly the same way lmao

I eat the green part of strawberries

You eat the yellow part of men (piss)

are you hot

I don't enjoy it

in general I'm not really interested in having sex with random people but after dating my ex and seeing how they went about things post-breakup I developed a bit of a complex where if someones pathetic and lonely and naive I feel compelled to offer to have sex with them if only so they dont go meet up with some of the most sketchy guys imaginable. ive never acted on this and probably never will cause im aware its fucking retarded but the thought keeps coming back.

Just assume she is

Just went on Anon Babble it was rancid, actually nauseating, I hate how gay cucks feel the need to make multiple threads about how gay and cucked they are. Leave my tranner smut out of it.

I just had lunch, in a while I also have to workout aaa
im happy tho cause I've been gaining some weight

I want to see everyone's eyes itt please

my eyes are brown

Show

im shy,,

Ew. You probably have a brown butthole too. Trannies need to have pink buttholes.

You don't have to show face

im pale as death ig i should probably go out more
idk I'm too shy even for the eyes :p

Brown eyes are nice, I wish mine are

what color are your eyes?
I really like green eyes, i think they're very pretty

Green

waow lucky!! I like to wear colored contacts some days, it's fun to play with ur eye color a bit

Let's trade eyes

deal,, give me ur eyes first then I'll give u mine,, I promise I won't keep both c:

What country you are from?

You're so cute

from the strawberry kingdom or smth

What's good niggas. Doesn't Marie's anterior pelvic tilt make her look so much more fuckable? Serious post by the way it really does

its full of strawberries, u should come
I'll give u a welcome gift

normal chasergen post

Are you the gift ?

I think i would be a bad gift idk

tgf blurts out "i love you" while we're watching a movie last night

brain locks up

i go "um, you're okay if i say it back, right?"

she nods but i can tell she's hurt

fuck my bitchass retard life

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don't hurt her!

It's true though. It makes her hips look wider, her ass look bigger, and like she has a firm grip on the Earth. I am unironically, irl getting hard thinking about it

Why she would be hurt by that? You just sound insecure and awkward but not rejected her

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chasers please describe your dream woman

autism to autism communication

uhhh 10 years younger than me, anhedonic, online all day, can't stop posting her asshole online, no interests or hobbies, mentally ill

loves me
bad cook (just like me)
isn't a black hole of apathy
doesn't do porn (some lewds on Anon Babble in the past don't count)

penis

Commanding and rough top in bed
Sarcastic gentleman
Male

much better to wait until you are sure before you start saying stuff

People were mean so trannies are on strike

the last time I did that a girl replied that I described her perfectly and she proceeded to ruin my life

tall skinny tgirl with a cups and a nasally voice who's pale or light-skinned and will be my lesbo wife forever and ever and we will have babies and get married and have a backyard where our children will play and I will love her very much because she's my beautiful wife and I love her and ill kiss her to sleep every night

unfortunately for you im pretty sure trayn rand is straight

It's over. She'll think about that hesitation forever. But if you end it now, she'll see it as confirmation that you don't care.

I'm going to kill myself because of you why would you hurt me like this im slitting my wrists rn and no you can't see you lost the right when you told me such horrible evil mean things give me my wife give her to me

Dont be mean

WAOW! thanks teddy!

woke up hard

killing myself at my earliest convenience

I'm always horny, frustrated as fuck.

You need a nice strong chaser to take care of it for you next time, don't you puppy?

My bf posted on threads about how I call him the f slur when he won’t put out do I call him out about it

no pet boyfriend means my mean tranny brain isn't doing well

fucking gross no i need you to chop it off with a meat cleaver for me cause im too pussy to do it myself