Are my standards too high as a ftm gayden?

1. not racist, bigoted etc.

ok not bad

2. not fake woke, actually understands me or at least tries to do so

uh huh

3. sees me completely as a man

yup

4. is attracted to me, is patient, and loves me

of course

5. is a mature adult who wont do cringy couple shit like try to make out in public or be generally obnoxious

yeah thats reasonable

6. preferably a virgin like me

might be possible but idk the more mature and stable you want your partner to be, the less likely they'll also be a virgin

7. shares at least 2 interests/sense of humor

ez

8. wants a future with me

possible i dont see why not

9. can do romantic stuff without it being sexual

yeah you sure are a virgin thats a pretty normal ask

10. looks nice, obviously i have to be attracted to him. i myself rank about 6.5/10 lookswise, so id be fine dating my equal.

yeah idk thats fine too

le shrug
if you're interesting like at all then this isn't a big ask

Men in general are desperate for sex and gay men in particular have easy access to sex since their disgust reflex doesn't fire off in response to being around other desperate horny men in sexual contexts so it's basically impossible for any true gay man to be a virgin past age 14.
You could probably find straight virgins who are down to date ftms though.

its a part of a lesbian terf relationships webcomic, in similar vein to my dragon girlfriend except instead of sex scenes the characters suddenly start being transphobic together

Well you're gay so lets assume you're 11/10 and every gay and bi man alive would bang you. Thats 10%

1. not racist, bigoted etc.

Cut it in half, 5%

2. not fake woke, actually understands me or at least tries to do so

Halve it again

3. sees me completely as a man

Down to 1.25% now

4. is attracted to me, is patient, and loves me

0.625%

5. is a mature adult who wont do cringy couple shit like try to make out in public or be generally obnoxious

0.3%

6. preferably a virgin like me

0.15%

7. shares at least 2 interests/sense of humor

0.075%

8. wants a future with me

If the rest all match ill give this one a pass

9. can do romantic stuff without it being sexual

0.035

10. looks nice, obviously i have to be attracted to him. i myself rank about 6.5/10 lookswise, so id be fine dating my equal.

Okay final tally gets us... one in ten thousand men meet your standards

The average number of partners a gay man has is 10
The average for straight men is 2
Homophobia is not it

Ngl im digging the transphobic terf art renaissance. The troonjak was supreme for so long even though it was already tiresome 2 days after it dropped.

im not dating a straight guy though. sigh well its fine either way, i cant take a non virgin, just not a serial slut.
4 BILLION MEN WORLDWIDE AT LEAST 3 SHOTS I WIN

till you factor in his height preference

If you marry a straight virgin there’s no evidence he was ever straight. Schrödinger’s straight. He just needs to say he’s gay when you meet.

Do the following: below the nth requirement, write down the proportion of men you think follow every single requirement up to it. For example:

not bigoted

Maybe 20%.

not woke AND not bigoted

Maybe 12%.

sees you as a man AND (not woke AND not bigoted)

Maybe 7%.
Etc.
Then multiply whatever number you get by the number of single men you think you can meet in your acceptable time window to find a long term partner.

"yeah babe im toootally gay haha um can you start shaving a bit more though. uh and also your hair looks better longer hehe yeah like that. and uh also you should paint your nails youd look so cool and emo"

id rather die

its over. its over. its over.
as long as hes not drastically shorter than me its fine. itd be a bit hard to find a guy below my height

You get out what you give in.

To be fair, any straight male adult who's still a virgin would also be timid as fuck and wouldn't have the audacity to manipulate his first significant other like that. But that in itself would probably be even more repulsive than if he did have courage.

aaaaaaaa is that, adjusting my appearance to be more attractive to the person I love?!!! I’m literally going to slit my bellerino

yeah but like the other anon said they would just be happy to have you even if you wanted to be a roach.

men manipulating women=bad

men not manipulating women=even worse, ick

*msgv monologue*

Well, no. Lets say you move to tokyo and have 37 million neighbours. Thats 15 million men or so, and from there about 1500 men who qualify. Assuming every single one is available you need to swipe 15000 times before you see even one of them, and to get him you're competing with all 150000 other gay men in the city. Even if he has the same standards as you he has 1500 men he can pick instead of you. The odds are not good.

Yeah, shits grim

why would i do that. i want to look like i want to not like what other people want to. so should my partner.

That’s some zillenial nonsense. Idk where the idea even comes from. We’ve always dressed for the people around us not ourselves. And you see yourself in the mirror like 5 times a day tops.
we’d all be wearing snuggies and slippers if this wasn’t true

you got a point but im still very against feminizing myself for a guy. after all this progress. imagine a trans girl getting told to draw a 5 o clock shadow on her face

Yes, because no man will see you as man ever, anyone who wants to date you will be a bi or a straight man larping.

I'm an 18 yo gay virgin. I guess I'm just shy.

cute try to volcel until you find someone who truly loves and cares about you

this comic is old af, and hasnt updated in years. this is old terf art

3. sees me completely as a man

after reading that list I don't see how anyone possible could

Sees me as a man

Entire text reads like a woman

Can you at least pretend to be manly? You sound like a bitchmade faggot right now

1. not racist, bigoted etc.

already impossible sorry babe

how

3. sees me completely as a man

oh honey...

you don't write like a man and you give off a "men don't owe you masculinity" vibe. it's like you want to be perceived a certain way without any effort on your part.
i put you in the same category as <1 year hrt, non shaving, non voice training, boomerhons demanding to be treated as a 1:1 ciswoman
if people aren't treating you like a man, it's 100% skill issue

wow women sure love making numbered lists

i mean so far in my life they are. i dont get where you get this from. im just not looking for anyone who wants me to be more femenine

yes your standards are too high. you're a dickless probably manlet. you need to settle for whoever is willing, most likely a straight guy

volceldom will have to do then

how tall are you

average male height for my country

brownoid?

what country

5'8, im 5'5

damn bitch just answer with a number not some vague nonsense like how a woman would respond.

twinks will never be seen as men, except by the hopefully delusional

YEA THIS

IF YOU WANNA BE A MAN START GIVING MALEBRAINED RESPONSES!

i should add, 10 years ago i pulled this exact phrase on a boyfriend in a hotel room as a gay twink with long hair. i got handed makeup and lingerie and told to shut up and put on the dress.

is a mature adult who wont do cringy couple shit

can do romantic stuff without it being sexual