/chasergen/

Real chasergen

Everybody who uses the sissy threads without making a real new chasergen are absolute fucking worthless retards and their parents wish they had aborted them -edition

Qott: What have you been doing this weekend

I just go wherever the people go. They don't like when I make threads

qott

I took off work and went to an event yesterday night and had a ton of fun :)
but rn now I'm back at work and it's.. going

Cuddling.

QOTT

Went out to eat for my FTM cousins birthday. Was fine, good burger, hadn't seen them in years. Other than that I'm just going to stay home, watch Better Call Saul, and probably jack off too much.

i planted some sunflower seeds and they're growing surprisingly fast. And i just realized i look like i have fetal alcohol syndrome

did alcohol in the womb make you into a tranny

my mom ripped my shoulders out of my sockets when i was a kid and popped them back in
that is like one of my earliest memories
and she was the good parent. lol

not anon but my mom never drank or smoked and i'm trans

Why did everyone just forget about the proof that Rav is a Timur larp character

Idk that sounds fake

all trannies are into piss whats your point

i playyed BLACK PRIOR in 4 honour

I'm very open about what I'm into. Pee isn't one of them <3

The thread vibes are fucked since we came back

did fuck all, played vidya. jacked it a couple of times. cleaned the flat.

yeah

no, i don't actually have it, my mom nbever drank while i was in the womb, it's just that said my face looks like i have it and i agree desu

Do trannies like the concept of boy removal?

oh right

i've been at a lan party and before that it was may day celebrations here which is why i haven't been online much. too much IRL things for the past five days or so. I've had a lot of fun, I think this had a positive impact on me desu.
while here, I beat the oblivion remake main story which broke immediately after completion so the High Chancellor started attacking Baurus and Jauffre and they died valiantly in battle against his scripted godmode. Also in our stardew valley multiplayer save, I accidentally made myself a male character, so my mission has been to try and make friends with the wizard so that I can use his cellar to transition. it's been great

wait until people figure out why about every 5-10 years all the people have the same faces if you pay close attention to when they are born.

this is why the chudface is every where.
everyone has the same face like asians.

then they did the broccoli boys with the beady eyes and beak nose.

then they'll do another.

you should see the stuff crispr is pumping and pimping out.
natties are not going to make it.

up front this just seems like oh, we will cure disease or fix people but no.
its exensively used in breeding programs to enhance traits and select for desired traits.
full customization.
like oblivion character editor.

its been going on for a long time now.
since last century at least.

probably look at the texts of my sister i never have time for. willl be catsitting for her while shes away on her honeymoon like in about 10 days and start to prepare.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CRISPR

goodmorning cg!
yesterday I was visiting the town I lived in during my childhood. a friend invited me.
I was rather anxious about it but I had a lot of fun, it was nice to see that place again.

there are wires under your skin. Rip them out

hi chasergen :3

*blows meth smoke in your face*

im a cis woman now my pronouns r she her

qott

I find some of these

Im also not autistic and don't love piss

stop hurting yourself babe its cringe

Chasergen whats up?

How you doing?

I had a nightmare with an extreme headache and after couldn't move or talk. It happens kinda regularly and it is the worst pain ever. Idk if it just dreams or it can damage my brain. After I was stuck in my dreams for a few minutes, I couldn't wake up properly even tho I knew I was ib a dream. I hoped it will be forever and my real body will die. They were so real, some things were off, but in general feelings were very correct. Maybe something like this people feel in coma or after clinical death. I thought it'd be my new world.
BUT I'm here!! Good morning, good morning, chasergen. I'm gonna eat and be productive all day.

I had a sex dream where a chaser touched my genitals but it wasn’t that bad because he was insulting them the whole time and calling them small and useless and that made the dysphoria go away.

Holy based

I want to pay srs to my gf and them pound and creampie her

Don't we all?

im ok i made blueberry porridge it was good now im just enjoying whats left of the weekend

I can afford it I just have no one to get me after surgery

Nta but I'll come get you

sometimes being alive feels ok

So hot

I deserve a reach around femdom handjob from a 6'+ trans woman

no

that feeling when you eat a peach cup

>QOTT

watching movies

feeble

ya c:

I am glad you are better

hey twinkchan check out this direwolf

ty it feels nice idk why i was panicking so much the last week rn things feel p good

You were panicking?

We love happy mariemoder. Merrymoder if you will

Cumming so deep in a tranny that the cum never comes out, so a part of you is always a part of her forever

congrats you pass as a mid woman.

Clenching so hard your dick never comes out either

are you a mtf wanting to be picked up after srs?
do you need to be dilated?
by a man?

do you hate men or just really want intimacy?

Wed be stuck together forever like those fucked up fish, angler fish or whatever. That's so romantic

How do I know whether I'm good enough for a chaser?

by posting pics

Looking in the mirror and seeing that half your face is drooping, so you tell out "babe help him having a stroke," but you imported your high libido tranny gf from the UK so she says "ye 'avin a ickle stroke? wiffout ye old lady? A bi' uh the ole up an' down wiffout ye top lass? well 'ave at it then!" and storms out of the house angrily, leaving you to die

Body or face? Cus I've posted both plenty on this platform and am starting to regret

lol

well let's start with the face. I got a face fetish.
oh baby show me that... face

why the wife sound like American rapper 21 savage

Thighs, ass, face, belly, the list could go on forever

... Nvm

Don't do anything you'll regret.

you are defeatist

i had my second every wet dream. my panties are soaked >~<

Straight chaser btw

How do I prevent my trans gf from finding out about my other trans gf?

NTA, but I also do the same shit so might as well sacrifice my dignity for attention

unsee cc/ album#EbyHcEO7B5Ll

I hope I don't look too bad

Just tell her that if she leaves she'll never find anyone else as good as you again, king

What did you dream about cutie

You look good but you need to turn around and show ass

something really disgusting

Need

All I want is a
- man
- looks decent
- loves me
- faithful
- top
- bi or straight
- sees me as a woman
- accepts me
Is that so hard? I used to be a mtn and trooned late so I know my chances r slim

Tell us I wanna jerk off

Added a new pic to it same link :3

Tell me, tell me every embarrassing detail

i dreamt about getting raped by a wild boar

Nvm.
I used to have a Twitter
x.com leopostsherstuf
But I haven't used it in a bit so eh
One f so

That doesn't sound unrealistic

Nice ass

- looks decent

There's always a fucking catch

Thanks man I appreciate it :]

You like that little coiler inside you?

Time to fap

working and flirting with a girl

Look man I don't expect you to be 6'6 Arnold Schwarzenegger, but going to the gym and in general taking care of yourself is a must. What do you think of the Twitter

stay on hrt longer, up your doses. you're starting to grow tits and ass. face isn't bad.

what does that mean?

I'm currently ~10 mo in so no big changes yet but ugh

pigs have a curly penis

Where is my chaser bf to hold the remote for my shock training collar

(Forgot to add "and the pics are documenting my transition somewhat idk, most aren't all that representative of my current self")

a couple more years, and some intense anti androgens, you'll be passsing. keep it up. how is your voice?

oh…

you got a pic of your current self?

Most recent pic I have is a pic of my passport pictures I used for my id

The vast majority of people in civilized countries do not go to the gym. I do but wanted to just point that out.

We're you in the woods? In the dirt? Did you love it?

Voice is miserable. I jus can't train away the fagcent

I feel like to have those kind of stuck up requirements you yourself have to be pretty fit and also take care of yourself, just to avoid the hypocrisy yknow, this isn't to say that wanting your partner to not be a fat lazy sack of shit to be a bad thing but ykwim

Idk most people I know do. But then again I go to uni and gym and meet w my friends and not much more

as long as it's high pitched enough, I think it should be fine, idk. take a picture!

chasers that are decent looking and have stuff going for them can usually have their pick from a wide pool of tranners including passoids
i don’t want to tell you to lower your standards but it’s tough out there
most of my passoid friends have bfs and they tend to range between average to hot

this man is aware he's in a movie
youtube.com/watch?v=5AStJ5yExow

I mean I try my best - I go to the gym, do my makeup every day, have a decent hair care routine, try my best to dress decently. What do you recommend to come across as less of a slob

Thanksss

Get a job

I just want someone I'm not ashamed of holding hands w in public yk

c:
just general doomerism and feeling alone but now I'm happy cuz life is good c:
I'm literally a cis woman

I think a better requirement is simply having your partner trying there best no matter the results of they're good or not, that's my personal take on this.

you should post that video of wren smearing her cock all over your face

University alr takes up 95% of my time. Being full time in education and having a full time job at the same time is unreasonable

lol

You should be getting ran through at uni. Most guys here are 10 years older than you

I'm literally a cis woman

No, you are not and there is nothing wrong with that. Just accept that you are trans

chasers are so kissable I just cuddle and mwah them

I need you

Don't bully Marie for being taken advantage of by a literal rapehon

no one wants u when ur mtftm

so post what you look like now. I'm not scared of holding hands. I once dated a 19 year old girl when I was nearly 30 and she looked like she was 14. no fucks given.

no, no and no

no of course not. you should have stayed as f, and just been mtf

You're weird

i am also mtftm this is the way

weird flex

I want someone that isn't scared to hold my hand

*demonstrates how I'm not scared providing a real world example

nuh uh, not like that

me and who?

Auditioning trannies by making them prove they can have a prostate orgasm before I agree to date them
You look like you play women's soccer

i’ll dye my hair like that

I will force you to transition and put you on your place as a woman

mtftm4mtftm

Damn I missed it

it's just shaved unless you meant pierce but he's me. you have to be on top

Huh why

That'd be hot

She looks like a normal 19 yo woman

does any chaser want to pretend you're desperately on live with me for the next hour as a distraction from the crippling horror of being alive?

i have very short hair rn so it wouldn’t be that cool desu
literally cannot parse meaning from this

You did like it you little slut you creamed your little panties

literally cannot parse meaning from this

the character with the black and white hair is named pierce. hope that helps

*in love I hate autocorrect

I don't have to pretend baby girl I love you

brother
i'll force u to transition bitch

Just go to the archives

hell yeah brother wanna get a beer together

idk but you do. Maybe volleyball or softball too. Not basketball or tennis. It's just how your face looks

21, thnxs

you know i do bro

pretty sure it was a stock photo

I love you too sweet boy I hope you're having a great day. I miss you

Grow your hair out and split dye it

don’t take me seriously if i get drunk i always get very flirty

me and who?

why did you delete it?
found it finally.
lose the adams apple and you look like a regular girl.
is that your plan?
while you're removing the adams apple, get your vocal cords tightened. then it doesn't matter if you have a gay voice, if it's high pitched enough. I think. I said this before, I think. I've never heard a girl with a gayvoice. I'm just guessing. vocaroo?
and don't delete it this time.

I miss you too I can't wait to kiss you again to hug you again. To squeeze your ass again baby

lol what are u talking about I'm literally cis

do you have a vagina?

The good women left the thread so now the chasers are forced femming each other into those women
Hahahhaha

Get your vocal cords tightened

Lmaooooo retarded moid

why is that retarded?
it works.

Don't talk shit about my boymoding gf

no i want to keep it short so i can be a guy again

You literally showed us before and after transition pics... What kind of delusion are you on?

guys i'm getting sick but i need to get groceries and do laundry :(((

oh ): i guess that would be wrong of us... bro...

You should grow it out and be yourself, a woman

Superspreader

ew why are u asking me that weirdo
keep hating hon, jealousy's a disease bitch get well soon x

Yeah bro just get them tightened up

Yeah like a guitar just tighten them

During an unrelated Adams Apple shave surgery yeah just ask the surg to go in and tune your vocal cords a little

Hahaha clueless moid faggot

no it’s fine bro that’s just what guys do right?
i don’t want to why are you trying to forcefem me

what?

chasergen more like detrans gen

a guy again

well someone can't figure out wtf they are.
imagine you help a tranner pay for all their stuff, they finally pass, pass well, you finally have your wife

lol I want to be a boy now

you could have bought a fucking house with the investment that would have been

sorry but voccaroo is too much for me
i have the stereotypical german accent (gay not nazi, img slightly less flamboyant schrödinger from hellsing ultimate) so uh id rather not voice rly fucks me up.

How is it forcefemming you took estrogen all by yourself

I know a tranner that did literally just this and it worked fine. stay mad, hon.

i passed without anything
yeah but you’re trying to make me grow my hair out and be a woman

I can't do vocaroo I sound like schrodinger

um...
what is the problem here?

the one male character that's feminine enough to actually fuck

yeah!!! just normal guy stuff

I am a cis man.
I remember you used a named like "Krissy", "Krisxkris" or something like that.

I am 100% sure you are a trans woman.

rate my boymode (i'm detransitioning)

your discord doesn't have the word "solid" in it, does it ?

Why did you immediately jump to a nonsense situation where you paid for her transition?
Most chasers won't pay for transition and 99% of chasers CAN'T pay for that things

Nnnno you can't feel sad and feel like you have to be a man again! YOU OWE ME YOU AS A WOMAN!!!

Braindead faggot
You and I both know she was the breadwinner of your relationship you fat neet

i passed without anything

Yeah you're a woman. Why are you fighting this just grow your hair out and be who you're supposed to be

this detransing hurts my soul. I hate all ftms.
I suppose even mtftms.

what

no why do you ask
because i don’t want to be in the rat race of trying to pass it’s so tiring

she was the breadwinner

of this hypothetical situation

you know what, cut your tits off and stay dating faggots

Trannies are either well off work from home computer nerds or unemployed and no in between

mtftms will inherit the earth

the amish and mormons will inherit the earth because we don't breed. they do

i work an in person office job (that i hate)

More are the former than latter
Chasers spread the lie they're all neets to try to shame and control them
Most chaser behaviours are manipulations

I need you

Trannies are either well off work from home computer transbian nerds or unemployed straight bottoms and no in between

ftfy

i work a blue collar job like a real man

Just read Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH cover to cover. Now I'll cook some chow mein.

the truth is the mtftm were never really tranners. they aren't fembrained enough.
the real ones, you ask them something, they go yes daddy. they put up a bunch of shit?
they're dudes. they were always dudes.

okay let's get married and buy a house and i'll quit my job to take care of the kids

i get by via sw and favors but that doesn't make me not a guy. i'm like a camguy ok

trannies are malebrained, while chasers are femalebrained, checks out

no one is saying otherwise i was always a dude

lmao

uh yeah no shit
go buy me a sixer maybe i'll let you see my boobs

Was fun validation mining here last night, two chasers thirsting is pretty good for me these days.

why would I want to see a guy's boobs?
I only want to see a chick's boobs.
stay a chick and I'll brew you whatever you want

You're so fucked in the head

any chasers that look like this?

No, I am burly and muscular

i look like a chick but i act like your bro isn't that what supposedly makes trannies appeal to you people in the first place

kinda fax desu the only reason to transition is if ur willing to do whatever it takes to be cute everything else is kinda just cope

yes, except I'm wider, hairier, I have a beard, don't have abs, dark hair, and I have normals ears, probably shorter as well

Trans gf who makes me cum so hard the first rope is so long it comes out kind of piss style, I think it looks neat when that happens

yes, precisely. I just don't want to hear any of this detrans talk.
discord?

I'm willing to do whatever it takes to be cute and I'm willing to do whatever it takes for you to tell me I'm pretty just please please pick me

lol

uh... prove it... i don't believe you (please work please work please work)

how tall are you?

Idk if I should post unseen rn

yrs

please
5'8"

I want to build a life with you

are you cute?

Meh, why not

unsee cc/album#yYKncZaVaJsK

no shot that’s you wtfffff HOT

Thanks

if this is you, i need you carnally jesus fucking christ

yes i am everyone says so when i post pictures but i'm still not cute enough

wide :O

i tried but my mic is incredibly trash sorry
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thanks lmao

If I remember your face correctly you kind acute tho

it seems women and transwomen like muscular men.
who knew?

proceeds to order gear from europe to emulate this

drop disc

I am natural actually

just try even with a shitty mic. I'll give it a listen

chasers, what would you do if your gf came to you and held her rainboots up to you like this? my boyfriend said he'd be confused.

right, but I can't achieve this natty. so to emulate what you have achieved, I need some help
also, some weird enzymes, sort of. it prevents your body from breaking down muscle tissue. so you just grow and grow.

I would be confused

well show me then

but I can't achieve this natty

Yes you can, lol.

I am not that big, I don't have deltoid striations or a well divided arm, my chest isn't something from another world either

I'd let you ruin my life

would get her a towel and some dry warm socks because it looks like the inside got wet

every time i take a picture of myself i cannot believe it is me

anons how do i know if i can be clingy to my chaser or if it annoys him

You're not just pretty you're beautiful

I can't I don't want everyone to remember my appearance then know how pathetic I am the next time I post. I'm more stable most of the time I think

Cute*

my test levels are 300ug/dl or whatever.
I literally cannot. that's the test levels of an old man in the 1970s.
average today!
honk honk honk

You can't be too clingy we like unhealthy codependent relationships

it always annoys him and if he says otherwise he is lying because he thinks he can handle it (he can't)

300ug/dl

grim mine was 750 before transition

I can't compete with the other dude, so I'll just sit this one out chief

Yeah, that's dangerously low. What happened? Sleep or diet issues?

sorry. im getting a t.bone SC 440

but doesn't it make you feel anything? i want to appear more sexy to him but i am autistic and don't know how
that's very kind of you, anon ^^

which description was you? both sounded nice

the short caveman

how short and how hairy?

anon :'( thank you anon

5'6" and pretty hairy

He's me fr

that's kinda hot. i've always had a thing for dwarves in fantasy games

the only thing I can think of was that I smashed a nut one day during drunkenly jerking it. ripped a hole in it. it never really healed
gonna try some hormones that make my nuts make more test instead of test directly. we'll see if it helps. if not, test it is I suppose.

drunkenly

This low test is more likely to come from alcohol consumption and poor diet desu

smashed a nut

ripped a hole in it

wtf

LMAOOOOO

idk I'm more of a just regula guy just scaled down a bit
im sort of gnomed out

I could call you pretty everyday and feel like I'm not saying it enough to you

he cute

time to Gimlimaxx I suppose, to think I trimmed my beard yesterday

gnomes make me think of children and that's gross sorry
a well trimmed beard is nicer than a mangy one

how do i know? please

how do i know? please

i already answered this

would you really mean it?? what if you wake up one day and decide you'd rather be with a woman with a uterus?

You are my woman. We can adopt or whatever and figure it out.

Thank you

you still around?

Thinknbout gnomes.

wat

but he likes me. so how do i know it annoys him?

i wish i was a wolf

a well trimmed beard is nicer than a mangy one

that's for sure, I hate it when I start looking like a hobo or I touched an electric outlet with a fork

my people <3
fuck biggers behead biggers

how do i know it annoys him?

it always annoys him

but why? you don’t know that.

I rethought my reply.
Waking up next to you I'd never have any regrets

i do

no you don’t

okay, have fun smothering him

I'm yours?
They're not all good days anon... sometimes I wake up a total mess, sometimes I cry just because I can't see the woman that I am in the mirror, sometimes it feels like the whole world hates me

good morning

Yes
Yes
Yes

would trannies be more accepting to top a guy if he were muscular and fit?

no

i'd be more accepting to top a guy if i was cis

chasers, may a love like this find you soon

yes

gonna detransition and become a chaser

not at all

Like what?

I am almost sure the trans girls into strong guys want to be choked and manhandled

Everyday I'm with you is a good day for me. I have nothing but love and patience for you. I can help you and hold you and sit with you through the bad days. You'll get sick of me calling you pretty.

want to be choked and manhandled

of course not haha

It's the only way you can cum

you have to date a wolf spirit…,,,..

I could maybe help with the dilation.
you got snap or something?

Detransitioning is banned

in order to be manhandled, you need to be manhandleable

Peak rapist pick up line

kinda, sry i'm getting ready for my friend's event so i'm only like half here
u could also detransition and still basically be a tranny it's the best

what does this mean?
yeah it was and ick from me desu

girl wants to be choked

guy wants to choke

isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

i’m vers and my ideal guy is handsome with a nice face and tall
i don’t think i would be more inclined to top a twink
it doesn’t really matter as long as i love the guy
most guys seem to want to top tho

wait, are you still on hrt?

yes i think that is the way, detransition and stay on hrt but be a twink

you need to be smol and cute.
and his words sound like they have a truth to them. instead of lashing out at him, ask yourself why you feel the need to be choked

dubs and i detransition fully and grow a mustache

I will harm you if you detrans

you need to be smol and cute.

i am

ask yourself why you feel the need to be choked

you aren't my therapist

well yes!
i also present feminine for the most part
i just consider myself male/androgyne/whatever if u get it u get it

like this. a girl who really, truly loves you and makes you feel happy. love is a very beautiful thing!

You can't always be perfect, I wouldn't wish that on you

ok now iMm going to do it for sure you won’t do shit

Whats wrong with her face

join us brother

yeah, I'd smack your butt for being so sassy
bend you right over my knee

yes i think i will how is it on the other side

Wine Mom taught me that topping men is good and ok as long as you don't use your own dick. Use a toy or strap and it's kino

do you pass really well? are you effectively a tomboy?

i'd like to see you try

anime happened. the artstyle is kinda sucky for these books, but it's really charming. though i never thought it was *that* bad

I think you'd like that :3

i just failed to land a bottle in the trash after 3 tries. i don't deserve to hit on girls here.

How am I supposed to extract all this info from this drawn?

new

androgyne

are you the tomboy of yesterday? or am I mixing up people?

that was me

they're drawn looking at one another pretty lovingly, i think you're overthinking things anon
tsk tsk tsk, it's unbecoming

I kinda wanted for some time to post my face here just to see how people would react

Sounds like something a handsome person would say

are you straight?

genuinely very freeing desu
uh i wouldn't say i'm like unclockable, but i'm not super bricky either idk i get treated like a woman most of the time
i might be

maybe

You are making me blush, anon. C'mon

aha, he also called you a tomboy. well let's see your tomboy self

What love feels like?

so how smol are you?

i wish i had hips

the one I talked to wears stompy boots and is european

prison bi ig
i want to date a man long term but sometimes i end up with girls

well that was not me im an american one

buy some

I wish you had my cum in you

i'll show you what a slap looks like in a sec if you keep up that attitude. how rude..

and you're the detransing one?

sorry, this is getting confusing af lmao

Yeah I'm far from perfect but just looking at you makes me happy.

that was me and i'm also the mtftm one yes

socially yes but not medically

is it because the dudes eventually reject you, or because you just don't like the guys that talk to you?

so far the ones I've seen don't look bad

why??

I see, I see, I had no idea there was a deeper idea about the style lol, I thought you were just going for a fashion statement or something because it looked cool

still very valid

it's both tbdesu
i am extremely valid thanku

the tomboy is not the mtftm, is it? these are two different anons?

we are both mtftm afaik lol

Flower shop I interviewed with on Thursday rejected me :(

I really really wanted that job. I love gardening. I currently work at Starbucks just for the insurance, but due to protests, hours have been cut back pretty heavily.

there are like at least 3 mtftms in this thread i think but i'm one of them

how much are we willing to bet the three of you would still pass after detransing

Ignore the turbo rapists here for your own good

Is the dude dead? Does anyone have his mom's phone number?

youtube.com/watch?v=zB1EG--qOh0

i am still treated like a woman

because most guys only want to fuck and not do anything long term with a tranny and i don’t do casual sex

I don't understand. you're still on hrt. you're just wearing hoodies and stuff?
you just changed styles.
anyway, tomyboy anon, what do you look like?

not that short (5'9) but i weigh next to nothing

Weight lifting and waist training (like vacuum practice) can help you a lot.

If you put a lot of mass on your legs (and don't ignore the upper body of course) you will have a beautiful silhouette plus it's great for your health

giwtwm

Please post your face. I’m laying on my back right now with my legs spread wide looking up at you with vulnerable eyes… what do I see? I simply must know.

hmm, do you have a girlbutt? that's really the most important issue

I remember when there was a Opossum in my house stealing my cat food at night lol

I love these little fellas

i mean i wear hoodies sometimes but it's in the way that normal people wear them
i'm blonde i'm short i have piercings my face looks a little bit like a lizard i guess

how did it get in your house? cats probably let it in. your cats and dogs are out making random ass friends when you're not looking

ah yeah, the usual one lol

personally, I don't see myself for long term commitment either, if it means more than a few years, but that's more due to a fear of commitment than anything else, I see people here talking about marriage, meanwhile I'm just wondering if I'm gonna just change life in a few years

we must get you delizardification, and contacts if necessary. and tongue ligation, that is to say, debifibrication. team mammal baby. RTM (reptile to mammal)

nooo don't mammalify me it's fine i like looking a litlte bit like a snake it's kind of cunty.......

i've been told my butt is nice. it's where all the fat on my body goes

One beautiful day he just spawned in my gardens tree.

It's also where all the cum in my body should go, puppy

I'm going to get you bottom surgery to ensure you have two holes down there instead of a cloaca.

puppy

that just makes this all feel gross sorry

i just want a bf again

discord

how do cats and dogs let pets in? do they have collars and electric doors, and they just stand there to leave it open for their friends?

DAYUM

Yeah, it's kind of the fiber optic fpv drone in my ho scaring/vibe killing arsenal

you ever run your finger in the space between your ball and leg and smell it and its kinda earthy, robust

yeah mine always smells really weird

t. ranny

passing doesn't make me not a guy bro i guess u wouldn't get it.....
honestly i think about still getting bottom surge sometimes bcz being a guy with a pussy would be kinda dope

If you keep searching long enough you will find a man or a woman that will settle for you and even marry you, just need to have patience

I'm the bend over and spank you guy, the guy asking for your discord. the puppy guy is someone else. also, I'd call you kitten or babygirl.
totally different.

i still plan to get bottom surgery because i have dysphoria over it but i will continue to live as a man afterwards

that's a nice wish, I want a gf, but I don't really put in any effort, so there's that, plus I can't guarantee to her that I'd stick around forever, so...

but it would be nice to have someone close

nice save anon

discord

post yours
this post passes the vibe check actually lol

kitten

same energy

but I mean, you have tits. it's like you look like a chick, but still refer to yourself as a guy?
and then you'll be a chick with a pussy calling yourself a guy? sounds dope bro, I'd love to fuck your pussy. then we can mancuddle afterward.

they try to sneak them in when you open the door hoping you don't notice
youtu.be/xEpnXB8OaGs?si=TozL8IuMLqNASf_K&t=24

passing doesn't make me not a guy bro i guess u wouldn't get it.....

it's a provocation rather than anything else, the irony that the detransing ones end up being the ones that pass better than trannies that stick to their transition

Just stop replying to this rapey gigatard already lmaoooo

i don’t want to marry a woman i want to marry a man

i'm having fun tho

You ever stick your finger in your butthole and then it smells like butthole and somehow there's brown under your fingernail

i do have genuine bottom dyspho too LOL i just think framing it that way is funnier
hell yes bro see ur getting it
mtftms are the strongest gender i didn't make the rules

I'd call you kitten

Have you ever in your entire life gotten laid by calling someone kitten?

I fucking hate incels so much

Its not womens' fault you cant get a girlfriend

somehow

Nah I bet trannies do though.

same energy

hence me saying totally different
that was the joke

post yours

frimtwinkly

True, but why are you saying this suddenly?

Trannies are so fucking weird I love them.

im an incel and i have a girlfriend thoughie

the couldn’t get real women so now they’re here

when I was a teenager, I used to call this girl this, but it never became anything.
apparently, I became an asshole after prison, and she couldn't deal with me

then why don't you have a boyfriend? is it men's fault?

then you're not an incel lol

That's not what incels believe. Incels believe that being physically unattractive makes it impossible to get a girlfriend. This is wrong for most men. But normies can't even admit that being physically unattractive, ex. shorter, makes it harder to get a gf, so they basically give the whole territory up to incels. The ideas think that they can't get gfs because of women, rather than because of nature, is a distraction tactic that normies use rather than confronting incel arguments on the merits.

anons on Anon Babble

could be if she refuses to sleep with him

im also a girl

Cope
This is real life:the nicely gets the girl, baka

ma'am i think you are in the wrong thread

i wish i had a live in bf who could take out the trash and get groceries for me

Can you believe some people don't drink the hot dog water?

i'm not a baka, i'm definitely smarter than you
glad to hear you're doing okay though, i hope she treats you well

Wanting a bf who performs surrogate mother duties is malebrained tbhonestdesu

Real

nuh uh

gendered brains are a myth

fucking kill me already

I don't I just hope they get help, I find that shitting on someone who's already down to be useless

taking out the trash is a man's duty

trvke

but that's reality

Only if you're thinking in terms of strict female brain vs male brain

The sub-amygdala structure is sized oppositely dimorphicly in transsexuals

Damn you're getting bodied so now you gotta cry about it over here

well now I see a clear path out of inceldom

Says who?

women can detect your bad personality that's why they don't date you

women are more likely to get sexually and physically assaulted by men they trust

people never believe something unless it happens to them. mothers might start to get it a little when they raise a son who goes through that and they see his pain

the truth is women prefer dark triad types.
a "bad" personality is just a boring one

it's been just two weeks of working out my back, but I gained back some flexibility backwards, feels good

What color should i paint my nails?

About the serial killer thing
It's called Hybristophilia, which is a paraphilia and is also very rare.

shit brown

poop brown

Backshots queen <3

Red, like my European edging femdom handjob videos

diarrhea green

barbie pink

I'm a chaser tho, a short one, but still a chaser, sorry bro

Lavender

Why are we all short today?

the majestic roar of the noble goat
youtube.com/watch?v=8DZrK-2Z17A

show your back ?

I'll still give you backshots you sound cute

why is the thread for picking up women on Anon Babble full of left over men

It's so hard not to post incel shit in this thread

fuck Anon Babble fuck Anon Babble fuck Anon Babble fuck Anon Babble fuck Anon Babble fuck Anon Babble

I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

I think I’ll go with this one

twinkchan what does this man say at 3:33

The fuck is your problem? I'm just short lmao

idk, bad nutrition? bad genes? if I knew how to be taller I wish I could tell my baby self
not yet, I want to make it more toned
I ain't gay bro

Hello June, please give us a crumb of booba

It's called bait, sweatcheeks

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HERE YOU FUCKING YOU SINCE THIS IS ALL YOU WANT OF ME

Pichu ass

I went on there once and got a once in a lifetime response that gave me a lot of insight into things that were a big problem for me but every single other time ive posted there its been the most retarded responses imaginable.

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Thanks
Oh wow, you're actually really cute

drink some water

You're a male incel transitioning to prey on straight men

response about what?

this

why isn't the advice board full of Anon Babble users good?

You really have that characteristic smart but also retarded STEMlord intelligence, June

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oh wow you're really pretty.
you're not crazy though, are you?
I just got out of a ltr with a crazy girl, and I'm trying to avoid crazy.

You love Luigi retard

every single other time ive posted there its been the most retarded responses imaginable.

so its basically yahoo answers

i hate men

she’s insane

LMAO

she's pretty enough, she can prey on me all she wants :3

June and pichu gonna hook up once pichu goes on that cop killing spree.

then why are you in the thread for tranners looking for men?

ummm women don't love murderers sweetie that's racist

sure it JUST SO HAPPENS that I goon to Luigi Mangione but that's different because..... IT JUST IS OK

Damn they really do all be like that fr ctfu

you're starting to sound crazy
in which way in particular? just a paragraph will do. really trying to avoid bpd.

You're boring

I was bitching about some stuff and someone came in and predicted a shit ton of verbatim thoughts I'd had and then explained that it was because of ADHD and when I did some research they were completely right and I realized that despite getting a diagnosis my doc didn't tell me fucking anything about what it actually entailed.

June is making me an incel rn I'm forgetting all past experiences

hope Pichu is ok. she saved Sarah, hope there's someone like that for her

But June you're such a qt and I just want to hold your hand and take you to cute little shops and stuff.

i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men

unfortunate. how toned do you think you'd like to be? bodybuilder toned or something?

Pichu shits up several websites and needs to be placed in a padded room.

damn yeah some ppl on here are smort. mind saying what some are? im honestly curious about myself but i think i might just be a retarded person

yet you're trying to get a man. curious.
all the men here are complimenting you.
can you stop being psycho?
all the pretty ones are crazy.
I think it's because they got raped.
how many times were you raped?

i just got some mexican pastries from a gas station. you guys jealous?

ive never been more jealous of anything in my life

What did I do?

hello bronwyn "backshots" bronya

yum
i just ate delicious salmon with some lemon and sweet chili sauce/glaze

The increased rates of incel culture was the easiest shit ever to predict and everyone was told how and why and even how to prevent it but the default stance on any issue (at least in the west) is and always will be "thats not my job". It's everyones job to make (you) happy but (you) are allowed to be as big a shitter as you want because you don't owe anyone anything.

hello i was trying to stay away so i could get some cramming in but then i realised i have one more day than i thought so i can get wasted tonight!!!! huge win for bronyas everywhere

back before Google search was as good, people went to yahoo to ask all their retarded shit. people could answer you and others could rate those answers effectiveness. pic related is one of the most famous. there's layers to this. like the guy is asking if spiders have a vagina, the top rated response is from a guy named Sisyphus who was the top rated answerer at the time, meaning he gave the most answers that people liked. what's cutt off in the picture, but I cant find the actual thread anymore, is that not a single person in the comments even attempted an answer but just also said random shit. the next top rated answer is just someone posting a cookie recipe and most of the replies are commenting on that

June stop right now, you are having a mental breakdown

they were really cheap too. if you come over i can share
that sounds so good!

omw
oughhhh that sounds incredible salmon is in season right now right... i should eat some soon

I'm not an incel bronya takes my virginity every day.

I can fix June

this is true i will annihilate all incels with my bad personality and small naturals

I'm going Jimmy McNulty mode

Junebait sucks
Fucking newfags

June is the virgin incel who spends all their time crying about not having sex on the internet

It was mostly about the overlap between ADHD and anxiety and concepts like 'self-fulfilling prophecies'. I'm neurotic enough that I impulsively map out how shit can fall apart and try to prevent that from happening, and nearly without fail it'll be something I couldn't have reasonably predicted and couldn't have done anything about that does it in, and the normie response is always "well that's because you made it happen by being so afraid of it!" like I have magic powers that contort the universe and give people the ability to read my mind. There's a long list of random shit that tends to come from that sorta thing including being atheist/agnostic.

someone called June a bnwogooner and shes freaking out

Take me back

We're a perfect fit thank you for my therapy

I wish June would post butt.

i wish june would fuck off already

u know what fine
unsee cc/album#vtnMtw1NJw18

i want to be treated like a human

Go fuck yourself

She is literally having a mental breakdown and the first thing that comes to your mind is exploiting her.

doesn't load

womp womp

everyone does but statistically you're not capable of treating others like humans

fixed sry

I can treat you like a nice girl. where are you from june?

This is her usual attention farming gig you fucking retard. God, go back to r/whatever the fuck you crawled out of.

Oh shut up

falling for the bait

well, at least until I get a firmer back, there's nothing interesting to show for now

my tits are growing sos

like I have magic powers that contort the universe and give people the ability to read my mind

holy fuck. i've always complained about how everyone expects you to be omniscient it fucks me over at work now and again.
i do the same shit, i felt that sometimes I caused it by worrying over outcomes that weren't realistic only to fuck up to something that was realistic, yet to me at the time, totally unpredictable
i often just go into situations, especially where i'm expected to accomplish something, knowing that somewhere down the line i will fuck up

i'll look into it, i've got a super vague anxiety diagnosis and they've got me on some pretty weak beta blockers, but I feel like there was a missed mark there since things haven't really improved

thanks

your eyes are big and pretty. :)
are you the one that wants to be called bro and wants the srs? there was a couple in the thread and it was confusing

that's Bronya.

Cute

yes lol
no it isn't

A class war assassination is vastly different
Valid to goon to him tbhon

i hate this im going to the library

nooooo stay online and get mad at Anon Babble all day don't go into real life

Me too. See you there.

Lmao

i wish she's way prettier than i am... where is that top from ive been looking for one like it... i think Margiela did something similar recently and im waiting for it to filter down into my price range qq

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP I DONT FUCKING DO THAT TO ME

Are you seriously trying to tell me this is not a lesbian
Cute though

wtf based

who is june even arguing with did that one dude on Anon Babble just put her in a spiral? incels won desu

You're more of a woman I'd get pregnant than a tomboy

This the one?

Cute, let's date

tranners that start to properly realize gender shit is fucking retarded and that normies should simply be babied and otherwise ignored are peak. a lot of the older trans girls on twitter get to that point and they have 10x the personality of the youngshits that doom all day. I dont care what someone considers themselves as long as I consider them hot so odds are, would.

June is textbook incel this is projection

GRIIIIIIIIIIFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTHHHH

she's getting her shit pushed in lmao

its too cold to walk to the library i want to die

The incel is spittin

Taking an adult man’s virginity sounds pretty sexy. Imagine he’s so nervous, sweating, worried about what he’s wearing, shaking so bad he can’t even be on top. And then he loses his virginity to a tranny I would become so powerful

most women spew incel rhetoric with 0 cognitive dissonance

well give me your discord bro, we can drink some brewskis and watch cops or something.

it's actually from urban outfitters LOL it's super cute though
i was wearing it over this skintight sheer cowprint dress bcz it was pretty cold that night
i'm a normal regular guy
i can dress more butch than this i swear
<3
i'm more going for ryou asuka desu but i'll take it

Want to come bottom for me so I can finally get rid of my virginity?

I'll pretend to be a virgin for you to do this to me, then I can return the favor in the future when I deflower your srsussy

if this happened id probably believe in god

i wanted to go to the library i hate the weather fuck this fuck fuck i just want to be happy

ohhh i havent been in there in forever ill go check it out tyty

nah man, your style is plenty butch. don't feel like you aren't a man at all. haha, now let me play with your supple large man tits. or I could give you my discord if you're prefer

Want to kiss.to have and to hold

i think im bi

June, are the bnwo allegations true? I looked up to you.

Goodnight.

Incelpost

If chaser, you basically always were. If tranner, this probably means you're a coping lesbian.

i am bi

i hate Anon Babble i hate Anon Babble i hate Anon Babble i hate Anon Babble i hate Anon Babble i hate Anon Babble i hate Anon Babble i hate Anon Babble i hate Anon Babble i hate Anon Babble i hate Anon Babble i hate Anon Babble

Uh, I've had sex before sweaty so I can't be an incel.

she's learning

All chasers are bi all tranners are bi
It is known

you’re still here thoughbeit

I'm watching you when you go to the library

if i say anything they'll chase me out of the thread again

LEAVE ME ALONE

hello Anon Babble I'm a trans woman who just got rejected by chad. Will you please be kind and give me advice

oh no! they're all being mean to me! how could this happen! time for melty!!!!

Topish tier university CS student btw

You looked pretty the last time you went

That's nice dear. Do you want me to cut your dino nuggets tonight or leave them in one piece so you can make dinosaur noises?

you are very clearly too autistic to use this sight in an even remotely acceptable way can you just fuck off before I either feel bad or hate you

she’s so stupid unironically

why would you cut them thats so messed up. you killed them

captcha AWAWA

it's almost like computer nerds tend to be socially retarded or something
i escaped this fate by being a dropout ex junkie

is this why im like this thats so fucking annoying. i should have become a performance artist like my parents wanted

becoming homeless and developing an interest in the arts and philosophy and psych because I was so depressed is probably the only reason im not like that

Wow your catch phrase
At my school freshmen CS students had to take a class on social skills. But the truth is there's socially retarded and then there's stupid. Lots of STEM kids are too smart in one area to see how dumb they are in another. Going on Anon Babble for the kind of advice June wants is just plain stupid.

Im not a nerd

cs major

yeah ok sweaty

i did all that stuff and im still retarded what now
is it really my catch phrase thats super annoying. i want to think of a new one. taking suggestions

hey me too

Well yes dear where else would we put the ketchup? Dinosaurs have to eat too, we'll go one by one and have them fight and the last one can get hit by the ice cream meteor. Wouldn't you like some ice cream when you finish up?

hmu- ah right, you're probably an Amerikanski ogre

it's genuinely a little frustrating to watch her take the bait every single time without fail
i don't understand how you get like that

so gruesome... your penchant for suffering is scary...

Yeah so where is my boyfriend?

Would
Double would, perfect.
Are you a chaser?

Your autistic parents birthed autistic spawn
That's not a bad thing
But you've poisoned your mind with weird ass ultra normalfag skinnytok vsco-girl influencer IG whatever the fuck else type girl brainrot shit

fat trannies don’t get boyfriends

im still retarded what now

well you could post ass and also a list of your favorite non-gachaslop things to do and if I like the results enough I teach you how to not be retarded

many such cases

STOP CALLING ME FAT

how are you more autistic about this than fucking snurly

We need to eat. Somebody must die.

ok fatty

anyone want to give me a hug?

I'll stop calling you fat if you divorce the fork

DO YOU KNOW HOW LITTLE I ATE LAST YEAR?

i posted ass already and im on cooldown of how often i can post without getting called a slut :(
hmmm im one of those sick freaks that likes learning languages as a hobby but it doesn't feel like a real one right? i like to cook. and i like to eat. and i like music i guess but everyone says that
the cycle of life is so cruel i cant blind my eyes to it </3 but to reject it is futile too

still too big i know your stomach has rolls when you sit down

if I search the archive will I see ass or was it an unsee

Get a load of this guy

it was an unsee you gotta make friends with a folderanon unfortunately

Take a look on your thread on Anon Babble again

I think that is an actual therapist working for free
Very philanthropic

I would rather fucking kill myself than interact with frog in any capacity

i was eating so little i fucking fainted multiple times a week last year. Sometimes i randomly just went hypoglycemic and just lost my vision

im too much of a newfag to even know them i only hear things secondhand

Take a look on your thread on Anon Babble again, june

There is a new reply

Going on a hike with a chaser and we smoke a joint in the middle of it and then we get to a scenic spot and he pulls out a couple drinks and we hang out and talk. Then we walk back and get dinner at a Mexican place because we worked up an appetite and eat chips and salsa and joke about getting margaritas but don’t. Then sex

damn that’s crazy i didn’t ask

smoke a joint

EW

Extra mexican beans and spicy salsa for my tranner gf on anal sex day

This could apply to most trannies here.

fat groomer who ran one of the only big cg discords for awhile and was too autistic to ever post any personal information even when he had a girl who was genuinely into him. other trips who were even more autistic than he was got manipulated by him to the ends of the earth and then whiteknighted him for awhile while also claiming any other chaser was a creep. hes been outed for trying to get nudes from multiple minors

one day anon...

the cycle of life is so cruel

Kinda fucking crazy for real though right? Like what the hell is that about? We're actually just bound to destroy continuously so we can live? What a cursed existence.

A lot of it applies to me as a low self-esteem guy

Trve

im like a love incel not a sex incel

Please you are my dream girl and we are bound by fate.

im already basically doing all of this im allowed one vice and its talking to all my friends on here
i see... that kinda stuff is too scary i just wont even think about it... im glad im not a minor or a chaser so chaseranons wont do any of that stuff to me
hmmm i think everything eats in order to live its sorta the condition of existing in the first place. you gotta make peace with doing bad things sometimes even as a good person its a bummer

that's so me fr fr

That's called a femcel

Well duh Bronya I obviously was speaking as an agent of life not merely a humor. To think we are all so horribly connected, and even the trees and flowers feeding on sunlight are doomed to a deeper entropy that we all help speed.

i love you anon

I'm a dude and I fit that description, never had a romantic relationship but I had sex

you're right you're right im sorry i should have assumed we were working from the same shared understanding... but i think entropy too is a form of life and eating too is a form of connection and resisting those things is just resisting one-ness

Sorry you're a femcel
Thanks I love you too

thanks babe i love you too

How do I find you? No chasers ever want to do outdoorsy stuff with me.

That's gotta be fake, everybody loves to hike

im a dude
sex is not impossible but true love is

yeah i thought i were a straight tranny but i think i'm a bit bi

sounds good.

Newposters please abide by the identification system of women and bottoms not using capital letters and men/chasers using capital letters
The system works

Another transbian touches the beacon.

I wonder sometimes though if it isn't just mollifying of ourselves from a deeper truth, we're spinning the wheel of some dark horror. But I suppose you're right, we all return to the source. It's strange how small a wave life will be in the end. I'm of many minds about it. But they always feel like cope.

listen fatty, what school? :3

Most are
Now it remains to be seen if the straight cope was 100% a cope or just 50%, i.e. if you land on standard-issue transbianism in a few months
The pipeline is vast

Is going to Mexican restaurants together considered outdoorsy? And idk, I'm just walking around, you can find me on the sidewalk most days. How do I find you anon?

omg is that a skyrim reference??? they just made a new one that is a prequel have you played it?

Why June ignore every single good advice and just talk with people who are harassing her?

nope

Incel brain

I'm going to be real with you anon, I have never finished skyrim. Installed mods? Yes. Uninstalled? Yes. Finished? Never. Don't believe Todd's lies.

She is indulging in bad feelings purposely atm as a cathartic expulsion of pent up emotion

kill yourself

i dont think it really matters what the nature of the universe-organism is! there's no point assigning morality or virtue to something that there is no existence outside of right? or that we can perceive anyway. idk i understand the nature of evil as simply one of two things along with good that the one-ness split ourself into in order to experience, same as everything else

You're going to constantly get replies as women and bottoms here just letting you know now

"you're gonna out retards for free just letting you know" yeah thats the point

Hey girl come choke on these fat nuts

i want the fagcase chasers to know they're my favourites and our bravest soldiers

If you can't tell she baits for attention

you should play oblvion and no i don't get a commission on sales. you can trust me

Idk I think our existence as moral beings within an amoral universe may in fact create the imperative that we do cast judgement on these things. We alone, so far, seem to have the capacity to discern, judge, and change from there. If we can see, should we not act? As you say it's not as though the universe will care about being judged, so why don't we? We might make it change and if it has no inherent goodness why not lend some.

I can tell your mouth is baiting for a cock to suck, now fuck off

gm cg

hi lani how goes it

doing good ive been preparing for my upcoming exams hbu

hmmmmm i definitely get that perspective! but i think its important for that desire for change to to be in harmony with all things rather than striving against it or it's futile. im still kinda figuring out where i stand on the principle of wu wei though it seems too easy to slip into a state of indolence and permissibility that i do think is wrong. i think? im pretty sure
i definitely consider myself to have the ability to act as i please

Does your asshole still smell disgusting?

is there a word for nonbinaries that isn’t four whole fucking syllables? would probably help with their acceptance and normalization in society

gender non conforming

trying to get ready for an event my friend is hosting
i'm running pretty late i keep procrastinating here lol
it runs til 1am so i'm not super worried but ya

anons what do you think of my summer reading list? Has anyone read these and can tell me if theyre any good? Any recommendations?

nbs or enbies is fine to me

personally i'm just a guy

people who try to divorce morality and argue that good and bad are made up terms are coping because while objective reality doesnt care about those concepts, subjective reality does and we only get to experience that one.

oh hell yeah, i hope you enjoy it :)

feels so clunky and forced
ahh thank you

nb isn't any more clunky than mtf or ftm tbhbbq

nb/enby and I am that because I get to have pedantic arguments with "woke" individuals to out them as being incapable of deeper thought on gender issues beyond "man bad woman good"

nobody is SAYING “mtf” either

Transgendered woman-identifying assigned males at birth

i say mtf

it looks pretty solid! do you have a grounding in linalg at all? i would maybe throw in the freidberg / ingel / spence linear algebra textbook if that's not an area you're super comfortable in already it's really useful to get to grips with early

male identifying women assigned males at birth

agp

twiamabs<3

literalmente yo

i use certain terms depending on the social context. i use mtf as a term around normal people when just like typing sometimes but usually if its with anyone who knows me ill just say tranny

same bro same

The maiden will reward you for defending her self destructive behavior

goodnight. I love you

chasers from /chasergen/ like boymoders?

That's a whore, you're a retarded whore

No, start girlmoding

only into manmoders sorry

only if they're hiding big boobs and a big dick

Yeah that's where I've always been with wu wei as well. As a kid I sort of circular logiced myself into saying that if the universe can flow it would flow me into doing good things. But yeah you realize there's definitely times where you do need to go pretty far out of your way to be a good person.

do you have a grounding in linalg at all?

i was just a victim to proof based linear at my uni
The next course (if i math dbl maj) would be real analysis

I think im pretty comfortable with it though ill do some practice problems over the summer since its so important to NNs and ML. I still have my textbook because it got too dirty to get buyback

I bought that intro the real analysis book yesterday at a book shop i impluse went to (it was the only undergrad level math book they sold desu)

Im really interested in abstract algebra. idk it just seems really interesting and useful for things i want to research. You know like i think ive really being lead up to the idea of using number systems other than integers or real numbers and find it really useful. Like C++ OOP, discrete math, proof based lin alg (my applied lin alg class didnt actually cover vector spaces just the reals). I really want to learn about that. I have a lot of CS/ML ideas that dont use just pure reals or ints

Yeah they're called women, that's binary

im the boymoderest of boymoders here and nobody can take my title

fistbump bro

wanna get out of here bro we can go grab a drink

so where did you go girl?
you were responding to me originally!

Chaser bf takes me for a date at the movies and I sneak in his favorite snacks and drinks for us. He fake coughs loudly while I crack the cans so no one hears and we giggle about it. We’re sitting in the back row and we start playing chicken running our hand up each other’s inner leg until finally I just grab his dick and make him shift nervously. After the movie we go to the mall and make fun of all the shitty stores. I make him watch me try some stuff on and smell a couple perfumes and then we go get slushies and then go home and have sex

This is like the most female coded engineering

At my school bioengineering is like the only engineering major with more female students and if you removed actuaries and and physicists from the math courses it would be mostly women too. like 99% of the math grad students ive met are cis women

you know i do brother
hey i'm pretty in and out rn i'm getting ready to go dance

Isn't it a myth that you cant take your own snacks to movies? At least where I live not a single company prohibits it.

Me sitting in the chair outside the dressing room waiting

my discord is frimtwinkly
add me

It's illegal

can we do like one of those 80s movies where you come out dressed differently and I shake my head and then by the 4th or 5th outfit I nod and thumbs up

Are related an occurrence with your bf or are you just fantasizing?

rightt... its a real moment of like...oh right this is the logical conclusion of all this theory but it seems like it kind of sucks. but maybe there's a lens through which it makes sense? need to meditate on it more
i totally end up impulse buying textbooks any time i walk past them LMAO i get the urge for sure. studying abstract algebra for that seems really interesting!! i kinda want to read up on it more and see if it gives me any useful ideas.
kind of a left field suggestion but have you ever picked up a prolog textbook? i read ivan bratko's at a formative stage in my research and i made hugeee leaps forward in understanding with even small amounts of work. i would say its core reading for anyone interested in applying pure math to programming

chaser who scratches my ballz for me

Coming out and asking you to zip me up but it’s a really low zipper and you can see my thong
Perfect and then we go to find you an outfit but it’s just the first one you try on thumbs up let’s go
Fantasizing, I figure if I just put ideal dates out there in the universe I’ll find someone into them

I forget to trim my nails often enough

Absentmindedly scratching your balls while we watch a movie

So I was talking to my tranner friend.

And she told me trans women only want guys who don't wipe their ass after shitting.

Because if he wipes - he's probably a bottom faggot sissy bitch.

While a real man simply doesn't give a shit.

That's why trans women only want guy who don't wipe their ass.

this is true. she told you right

kind of a left field suggestion but have you ever picked up a prolog textbook?

is prolog still used?

I am a proud bottom faggot bitch then

I don't want to get shit on my couch or my bed or my car.
what the hell is wrong with you

Her words. Not mine! She told me all trans women agree though.

Big news for niggas with shit on they sheets (me)

we do

she sounds insane. real men wipe their ass.
you know who doesn't?
animals.
animals are not men.
I wash my hands after I shit too.
I am not a fucking animal.

i wouldnt date a man that dont let me play with his g spot so he needs to clean his ass very well

i wish i was happy

i wish you’d quit your incessant yapping

yea i agree i just couldn't date a guy who doesnt let it crust :/
anything is used if you want it to be! but no its not commonly seen it kinda lost the euro-yank culture war to lisp. but its descendant in datalog, particularly Soufflé are super popular in industrial applications apparently!

granted

I wish you were happy

I don't touch my butthole cause I'm not gay. the waterul hit it in the shower

i take this back i want to eat chaser ass so bad just once in my life. i know its an impossible dreamj but i cant let it go. i need grief counselling for letting go of my one pure maidenly desire to eat chaser ass

I don't think I have a g spot

good morning bronya

good morning!!! lets make it one to remember!!! face the day with 300% energy

relax okay

sorry im really excited cause i found out im gonna get to drink a couple beers later. huge for me

what's everyone's favorite pokemon?

your mother

drink two dozen

mawile

Yay what kind

I wipe and wash my ass and also shave it, does that make top trannies attracted?

repper alert

mawile is a great answer anon! are you a fan of the mega too?

I have access to more estrogen than any tranny in this thread could ever dream of, but didn't even think to use it, I guess it's time to transmaxx because you said so anon

pyukumuku, golett, fidough, wooper
pleas don't make me pick just one

I have access to more estrogen than any tranny in this thread could ever dream of

elaborate

im a stereotype but i really like banette. excited for megas to come back
i really want to but i gotta study tomorrow
i got modelos on impulse im sooooo excited i havent eaten them in forever... im eating pizza and drinking a model u wish u were bronya so bad rn. i got one radler for the novelty value too

thought you were speaking a foreign language with that first sentence until I saw that post ask about pokey men

i like golett and wooper but i can respect being unable to pick just one

im a stereotype

what stereotype? also banette is cool. i'm excited for za too!

yes!!! but original mawile is still best

does anyone ever think about how they read and write more than they speak which is the opposite of almost all humans as only a few decades ago?

I sell it (with prescription)

are you a pharmacist or a tech? think you can hook a girl up with discount?

People read and wrote even more in the past, and also without the brevity we do now

I;m thinking about thos beans

based

former, but can't make discounts, sorry, turns out it's a tax violation or something

I love modelo actually! Hope you have a lime too. I’m getting a steak sandwich from the pizza place so I’m not jealous of that part

i took a big shit

i am a great ape

chaser bf sitting down to shit and the big shit presses against his highly sensitive prostate and a gloop of precum comes out of his dick when he stands up (chaser with a sensitive prostate btw)

it's a tax violation

aint that some shit

i just ate 70g of black beans

Good black beans or nasty unflavored black beans out the can?

If a bottom chaser ever liked me I would rock his world so hard he’d probably be addicted to me like some sort of foaming at the mouth fentanyl junkie after that first hit

i made them from dry, soaked and boiled

maybe 30g of dry black beans

I can't believe you exist, I don't want to believe you exist because I can't bear the idea of bearing the pain of loss

Is that not normal?

How'd you cook them? It's been a while but I usually boil them in chicken stock with onion, garlic, green bell pepper and some kind of pork fat

WOMEN ARE INHERENTLY SEXUAL
AND I WANT TO BE ONE

Do them beans make yo ass fart gurl?

istg, some things are just random af, I guess it just makes the profits from bulk buying bigger for us tho at least

what should i eat for dinner?

Need a girlfriend to love and cherish and build a life together with and marry.