Vampires

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Vampires

wide range of appearences, from nosferatu-esque monsters to feminized twinks

artifically pale

loathed by most people, often including themselves

most people who like them are utterly obsessed with them, usually because they want help becoming one themself

considered an abomination by organised religion, mythical creatures in pagan religions

incapable of reproducing, can only pass on their curse to others

people with identity issues like to LARP as one

usually spend all day in doors, rarely seen participating in society

inspires visceral shock in people who've never seen one before

weekly reminder that mtfs are vampires

anyone want me to drink their blood?

But anon
I want to be the maid that the vampire assaults

tough
you are a stinky smelly vampire troon and there's nothing you can do about it except suckle on some blood and scare a peasant if you want

haiiiii !!! >w<

Hi darling

How could anyone truly love a vampire

i bought a pack of scalpels recently...

revels in misery and deceit

prone to feeding on children

averse to sunlight

can't see themselves in the mirror for what they are

speaking the monster's true name destroys it

You might be onto something

I'd love to see your ruby blood trickle out as I unzip your pretty skin, taste it like wine

unzip

lmfao nooooo you didnt just type that

hello, cis man here. yes, I actually need you to drink my blood. I have something called iron overload syndrome, and the iron will accumulate in my organs and brain to horrific and ultimately fatal results if I'm not bled regularly. I would love someone that could bleed me at home, so I wouldn't need to go out.

Sorry I don't write that much erotica

sorry I'd definitely fuck it up and accidentally kill you

pees on u

i feel more comfortable being intimate with other people whom society has rejected...
sorcerers (autists) share a similar nature with many of us, and sometimes they can see past societies' tabboo against our kind

yayy!!! yippee!!

just like a half a pint every 4 weeks, or a full pint every 8 weeks. it's not so bad. I already donate regularly. you could take large amounts without killing me, right? just get a blood bag. the contents are all yours. drink it or bath in it, or whatever you want. I just need it out of me.

also, it has high levels of ferritin and I'm O-. you could inject it if you want. instant treatment for anemia. great for stopping volumetric shock after trauma. this stuff is gold.

I only drink period blood

pees on u super hard

this is so awesome >.<

i've been called a vampire a couple of times because of my appearance

pees on u so hard you get pressure washed

my skin... it's so smooth and shiny... and covered in piss...

pees even harder !!!!!

tries to literally give away my high quality O- blood. it's valued at $1400 a pint.

nobody bites

I look like the Rock DJ music video now I hope you're happy

pees on u harderrrrrrr

I'm a smiling puddle of piss and liquefied body now

same actually

pissblasts u with the power of a thousand uns

I've been washed into the dirt from whence I came

Vampires are a net negative for society
They should be killed

digs a hole in the ground with my piss stream

My body fuses back together in the piss well

Love is so beautiful

if right wingers legalized euthanasia for undesirables then I'd happily sign myself up

I bet it tastes so good...

plsplspls
can i eat u :3

i remember being obsessed with that shitty van helsing movie with the sexy vampire ladies it triggered my agp so hard

youtube.com/watch?v=TuUgounqZe0