/gaygen/ intimacy edish

/gaygen/ intimacy edish

Would you rather be shacked up with Dylan Mulvaney or a(n) (animal) bear?

Woooooooooooooooooooooooow

How do I stop being a fag? Im 20 this year. Seems like a good time to become straight :/ Havent even had sex. Fuck my stupid chud pervert life

I beat Radahn, Consort of Miquella on New Game+ last night, wowee that was hard that took like 3-4 hours of attempts.

Animal

Feet

Does gigi have a bottom bag?
Where do tops keep the things they need throughout the day?

Post closeup of pits and belly button

youtube.com/watch?v=jV127kNz0hs&ab_channel=TheCarpenters-Topic

this is how i feel abt my fren :(

Shoved in pockets

Is your friend straight?

1 time use toothbrushes

Headache medicine

Prep

Allergy pills

Nail kit

Moisturizer with spf

Lip moisturizer

Sun glasses

Phone chargers

Wallet

How many pockets do you have?!
Tops are an enigma.

Nta, I have pockets sewn into the inside of my pants legs so i can carry more stuff

this image right here. its so pedophile coded holy wow. why are you like this?

Take a look at straight porn sometime retard.

I hate having bulky pockets filled with things, I basically only keep my phone in my pockets

it’s two consenting adults?

straight pedophiles also exist

what does that have to do with my post? retard

I carry a phone, wallet, pen and keys on me

Sweety one day you'll be 35 and hopefully you'll realize dating 19 year olds is gross and understand why.

Father and son or gay couple?

It’s his father

This is why tops need us.

Lowkey want a feminine nerdy twink bf but sometimes I wish I were the nerdy twink feminine bf. Im bottom-coded but doing all the shit required for bottoming + health concerns just make me a top. I really wouldnt mind being manhandled and getting passionately fucked by a hot guy tho haha... It just sounds easier. Im not very dominant so my bottom bf would have to be a complete dork like me lol

White people don’t behead people for daring to show a cartoon depiction of their glorious pedophile prophet AFTER they were told to leave the room so they wouldn’t get offended

Had the entirety of the Islamic world just fucking vanished, the planet would be a lot safer of a place. This is just math.

we will complain when the straights wanna paint us all as pedophiles and simultaneously run out and defend depictions of nearly gay pedophilia at the drop of a hat. i hate being gay sometimes, so so much

can a gymgay tell me what i have to do so i'd become like him

i have the same general shapes wide shoulders, wide hips and round thighs (legs are like the only part of me that has some muscle mass)

but i'm a 257lb/6'2 fatty with big belly

So true queen christians never killed a heretic.

You kind that fat ass in your pants?

New beagle larp spotted

The finasteride and minoxidil are working. I am freed from the curse forever.

Speaking of, the other day I saw on xitter a guy asking for 17yos wearing briefs. I dunno, that freaked me out because it's borderline. I've seen some guys ask if younger guys do X thing related to their fetish and they make it sound so sketchy.

you could try breeding me, I hear sex burns a lot of calories.

Would you? Be honest.

Nah, nogs are gross.

Yes

He's handsome, but the mustache makes me think he might be a cop, so idk

:(
based

Everything about him is unattractive

you are in the minority my friend

i want to be the one who's being bred i'm too wimp to be a convincing top

He's all yours

More than twice my size

Belly uwu

How could this go wrong :3

Bottom

Why ;w;

Its always the guys built physically to be great tops that mentally are the sissyest bottom bitches

idk i often hate being gay but actually i hate being a bottom in my mind because that's basically like being a tranny because bottoming is always just so fem, but otherwise i don't feel fem

but in all my fantasies i'm the one being pounded, probably because when i was younger all the boys made fun of my butt and that felt good

lol

Why do gay men always have a look to them?

if that brown splotch on the left side of the abdomen isn't a birthmark, it could be a harmless fungal infection. try topical anti-fungal cream

coach bags are so fkn ugly

Do you like any sport /gg/?

Stop posting OF thots and post actual athletes please

I like bottoming and being gay, sorry, that sounds really confusing and difficult :c

Tickling Delta's balls

Santa got it for me.
What bag do you like?

Proud to be a straight seeming bottom

I never played team sports, I like running, tho. I'm pretty good at ice skating by normie standards, but I'm not gonna be winning the olympics any time soon.

would gaygen date someone regularly covered in bruises?

Are you bruised because you've been injecting estrogen?

only if they are love bruises done by me

a single piece of paper saying niggerfaggot

kek no, i forgot to post the story about the 16yo who played wih me :3 couple of days ago...
but im eating and then sports .. so later ^^

Depends on your build.
Bald and fat? lol lmao even.
Thin and fit? welcome to twink central.
Thin and skinny? bear zone.
Fit and fat? welcome to twink central.
The thing about homosexual men is that there's a 50/50 between super promiscuous normies that fuck everything under the sun, and asocial virgins that were "waiting for the right man" and are still in their late 20s or early 30s without a lot of gay experience.

only if im causing them!

no i am just very clumsy at work and i also randomly get them sometimes when i wake up after a night of drinking.

all of them

picrel

a free steak would unironically be an excellent date.

no one believes your shizo stories poony

post hairline

huge hands
race?

Prep

loled its 1 pill a day...

Would you fuck a bottom with this body?

postass

heavy lifting, if u fat - dieting

Yeah, and cuddle afterwards.

why are you skinny fat with such a sexy bone structure stop wasting your life

jeesus i almost spat out my food

ffs just go to the gym for a few months and stop eating slop all day

is that you jager?

im slavic
Yeah i kinda got large man hands but i feel like it's just the angle in the pic

you really just gotta go to the gym a few times a week and stop eating like a child

cлaвик? how is berlin treatin yo
post ass, hetero have weak posteriors
how big is your dinglet?

i cant read that alphabet but my dick is 7 inches kurwa

I eat healthy most days and workout almost every day
Its not me but accurate representation

can i do both at the same time or do i have to do the dieting first because every diet i do lasts like 1 week

same i hate that i didn't get a sporty childhood

Its not me but accurate representation

i would have passionate sex and cuddle with you.

I'm forgetful and I get distracted easily, I like to keep a few doses from my scripts with me in case

The only team sport I ever wanted to play was soccer, which I was not allowed to play because it was gay.

lol doubt 7inchew kek
u look tiny, kid ^^

theoretically yes, practically no
it all depends how much muscle u ave and how fat u are
wont lose belly without diet, u just wont
id train hard and diet and see how i look without fat, where to sculpt

Good boy jager

no condoms tho worse than a street whore =p

because it was gay.

That's all the more reason to play. They're just long distance endurance runners that run back and forth instead of around a course.

The reason I don't carry condoms and lube in my bag is exactly because I'm not a street whore that is going to have unplanned sex sith a stranger while I'm out and about, street whore.

There's this really skinny and cutenerdy twink in my class and I am absolutely falling in love with him. I dont even know if he's gay but he literally looks and behaves like twinks in those shitty BL tranimes. The way he sits, speaks, lets out little groans and moans, etc. He also knows what a "twink" means cuz I said it once and he laughed.
I can't stop myself from looking at him whenever I get the chance. Not in a sexual way. I just find him adorable. like a puppy. I'd be genuinely shocked if he wasnt atleast bi.

Wasn't allowed

I think you misunderstood.
I wanted to play soccer.
My dad forbid it because it was gay.

the lady doth protest too much :•}

im off losing the kcals i just ate... :[

Your dad sounds like a closet queer. It's not like you were asking to do ballet or tap dance, soccer is a hard sport to play. I played soccer for a while, baseball, football and basketball.

That vid made me so sad :c
Have fun don't forget your condoms and lube Mr. Not-a-whore

lets out little groans and moans, etc.

wut

He also knows what a "twink" means cuz I said it once and he laughed.

I think that's common knowledge by now.

tfw basically this but hairier

how is that sad, its amusing, his teeth are in place, nothing is broken, best case scenario

coolpicstory

not in my country really lol. Atleast not by the average normalfag. But yeah he's just really faggy. He almost has a gay lisp lol.

he is not blond but has a similar build to this. Also a more dorky face

It still looked like it really hurt, I wouldn't want to fall like that

Yeah, idk wtf his problem was because then he let my little brother play soccer a few years later.

He has AIDS. What's the point of using condoms if you're already dying of AIDS?

Have you stalked his social media yet?

delta is... woke?

Yayy

I feel quite tired at the moment desu

I've been doing OK on my weightloss but sometimes I think, maybe I will care less because some foods are really fucking delicious

I will loose weight still, but more slowly, instead of, 1.5lbs+ a week

otters are really fucking dumb

You can still eat those tasty things, you just need to eat less.

You can have one slice of pizza, or a handful of french fries and fill up the rest of your tummy space with veggies and whole grains

Deltoh Hendrix, the Lancashire tripfag filmed repeatedly saying the N-word after being accused of using that epithet to berate a child, has raised more than £750,000 since launching a fundraising campaign one week ago.

wtf, why would delta do this?!

The worst thing you can do when you're trying to make progress is to overanalyze yourself when it's only been a few weeks that you've been trying to improve. The human body does not change radically in that short amount of time. You have to give yourself six to eight months before you will see changes that you like. The most common mistake people make when it comes to fitness is expecting results too quickly, then not seeing results in a few weeks and so they think it's not working and they quit. Be patient.

Wut

Racist

Still not a racist nor from Lancashire
No matter how much you want me to be

The child was a 20yo man that was going through his belongings.

The problem is I won't eat small portion of food i love. Only 2-3 times a month I eat cheat days where I eat how much pizza I want, or chicken. All the other days I eat under 1400cals and eat ground turkey or seafood with peas, sweet potatoes (sometimes) or green beans
And a little oatmeal or bananas

I would be satisfied having cheat days 1/7 days instead, I'm considering this

Delta, how about you make the trip to Yorkshire and conquer Tankanon?

hoo is that? owo

It's funny, that pink dog that used to post here was a mod and knew you were from Lancashire, I wonder why.

Sensible chuckle

Honestly yeah looks like a comfy little spoon

if i water fast for 30 days, will i lose enough weight to remove my love handles and have a flat tummy?
asking for a friend

I drink my chia seed water and imagine the air whooshing through my thigh gap

Ferrets are pretty cute, but i'm not sure they make for good pets

is making muffins for yourself gay?

No. It's gayer to share.

i can't afford a wedding, wanna go to city hall and get it done privately?

I have no friends or non-homophobic family members to invite to one either.

cock

later.not now

Impregnate me so I have excuse to be lazy and gluttonous

that’s what i thought thanks

made blueberry muffins and they’re good as fuck

bedrotting til 2PM, couldnt be me

you should grow mushrooms on yourself

assholes dont lead to uterus, luv

you cant survive with just water for 30 days. NOBODY CAN!!!

i meant *on

why yes i am watching compilations of gay couple tiktoks on youtube again, in tears
longing for a loving and caring bottom boyfriend
how could you tell?

he can do more, the man is 333 pounds

lol

bottom boyfriend

bitch get real

Those people filming their happy relationships are fake as fuck, feel glad you don't have fake relationship

need russian boyfwen uWu

where are the BB folks?

Every time i see these at the store i want to resurrect the Klan

Pitiable wretch.

right under your nose
sendapic.xyz/view/uFa87d

gym crush turns out to be gay and a bottom

Got the 'ick...

Is he cute and smol? I'll fuck him while you sit and eat popcorn in the corner

Is pasta gigachad a yes or a no

I think I might start crossdressing during sex again

Looks like someone you'd meet in a jungle in Peru. Flush.

What do you look like

I wish you lived in the midwest

idk if i should be upset or happy that he got a new bf

Who your ex?

You should move on and let your mood be determined by something else.

someone i used to know in college

i can take the first plane to you and then we can marry.
flawless plan.

I have 200 hrs of PTO saved up, I was thinking

short term LDR for compatibility

fly out and have a week/weekend of dates

if all goes well, then we get married.

high iq neanderthal, just do it

i may look small and weak, but i'm way stronger than i look and if you underestimate me, you'll get knocked the fuck out

i would rip your arm off and fist you with it pussy

you won't be able to see with your eyeballs planted in your skull after one punch

I used to be 150 lb @ 6' 3" with a 30 inch waist when i was 20

what do you think i’m gonna let you climb on a ladder and swing at me

i'm 5'4" and hav 29 inch waist

Thom Yorke was kind of a down syndrome low key attractive looking femboy at one time.

Where are you from?

stop it, you too. gaygen is an autonomous peace zone

Tops know a big butt is more important than a small waist but bottoms will never understand

if the bottom has both, I'm swooping him up

need a pretty boy
look outside and on grindr
nothing but fat brown bottoms
fml

slayeranon?

yeah hey

beatles

real love

Retard
Captcha: GYARD

you wont fuck even fit latino bottoms?

god has damned america

Just took a huge dump and feel quite pleased with myself about it.

show the class sis

My new laptop is setup I think... All I need to do is get this annoying RGB wave shit to stop or stay a single color.

I like size differences, and I want to be bigger than my partner. I go for small guys, that's my thing. Dominating a smaller male. Most Latinos are a no from me, but not all.
*blessed America
We celebrate boyhole with special donuts now lmao

it's on its way to Mexico by now

I love that for you sis, I bet you feel so skinny, rn.

we got donuts celebrating a hole color that no longer exists to rub it in

10 lbs lighter and like i could skip a mile with my feet barely touching the ground
I've seen plenty of holes that exact color. They still exist. But pink is rare, you have to look for it like an easter egg.

I'm in my 40s and only fuck 18/19yo twinks. They are even more into me now then when I was in my 20s/30s

is it arch? post cronky ^^

Capes look good cause it mimics all the floaty twirls and spins you do like how women's dresses flourish their long skirts. without having to adopt women's clothing for the same effect.

Should I start shaving my armpits? Is trimming them normal? I've just been letting them bush up?

is it arch

post cronky

What does this mean?

daddymaxxing is based

60$ in trump's america. How am I supposed to afford all this 3-4 times a week???

get a job bum

Vegan :3

A block of tofu is $3 and change with no sale at my grocery store, sometimes 2/$5

But pink is rare

not really. blonde and ginger guys often have pink holes

I would love a pink glazed donut

you like sweet stuffs too much, jagerlane. not w fan of savory or greasy or spicy?

My favorite is pizza actually
Sugar cravings are much easy to tame then my favorite pizzas

it means u bought a windows box, or worse! apple!

apple ftw you’re too old to be this poor

Linux is for autistic people

pizza is better choice

heh, you use a commercial operating system? if you knew anything about computers you would custom build your own os using a modified distro

sounds like a beautiful plan.
im sure the one lucky boy willing to take such a leap of faith will be rewarded with the loveliest boyfriend ever

It's a windows box. An Asus ROG that I got a great deal on. I'm currently downloading Cyberpunk, which has been sitting in my steam library unplayed for eons.

Im uncontrollably with pizza though

Hi! Good evening!

Oh I'm happy you're doing well!

apple software is over!
does apple have airodump-ng? does hostapd and dnsmasq work? can i change the wifi regulatory domain from germany to bolivia? can i cycle mac addresses? can i trust apple drivers not to shit over my torified sftp connection burning me to the fbi?
does apple allow arbitrary packet injection on supported adapters? can i just swap between 2 ssds? can it do pcie passtrough (probably...)? how much ram does apple allow kek?

bottom

Guts full of pizza

I fucking LOVE stuffing my boyfriend’s gut with food and laying my head on his stomach to hear it slosh around.

all of this work when you could just not be a pedophile

would custom build your own os using a modified distro

gibberish kek
i heard cyberp sucked, hf

this post is also gibberish

someone asking for belly rubs

ur retarded
u too

you took the words right out of my mouth lmfao

Thats not skinny for 5'4

what are you hiding from the fbi then?

Do you guys thinkni will look better with dark brown eyes?

thorny is running a dutroux style paedophile ring

thorny does sex trafficking for the ira :/

voca.ro/1kvnke0xh1iW

id glaze ur pink donut

Is that your pant size or your actual waist measurement?

i have nothing to hide!
very scummy comment
my ass is expensive
gae eer ah ey

I thought you're bottom

voca.ro/17dqMzo56hM5

clearly you do have something to hide if you are going to such extreme lengths to anonymize your device

Nope switched teams

wait till u get cancer, then the fun reeeeallly starts!

why would you switch from being a bottom to a top when you could just be a switch vers

voca.ro/1kcRPd8Eaxka

eepy timez

gay guys who frequently use the word "bro" or "dude" will have their gay card revoked

i thought i liked bottoming but its been like 6 months and i dont feel a need to do it anymore. still like giving head tho
did u get it

Excuse me.

T. Employed bottom

bottoms don't have the mental capacity to rape sis.

that's not what I meant. they earn it by being good bottoms.

Do gays have feelings?

Delta what the FUCK are you still doing on gaygen?

I'm married and almost becoming a parent and you're still here

Did you miss that episode of The White Lotus where bottoms jerks off his brother when he is passed out?

i'm a cyclist

good boys don't change the world sis

You can't be the baby if you have a baby, organisms want to minimize energy spend (also bottoms are woman brained and like women are mostly useless)

youtu.be/CyBcHUe4WeQ?si=oNYzgJIPCuiNat4t

Like how do I maintain my emasculation while topping?

cursed image

I don't watch that slop sis.

I think you shouldn't blast your eyeballs with ink

You don't. You're coping right now but you want to get fucked in ya ass by dom men.

My only feelings are money, sex and power sis.

Mike White's poorly disguised fetish and daddy issues HBO edition

The Irish should be deported to India

you don't have to be a good boy outside of the house, but you will be punished for it. any meaningful change requires sacrifice.
i walk you through it in a caring but condescending way and make fun of you if you go soft until you are hard again

you honor my hole sir

so you're saying if i were to get moderately fit, i'd swim in an endless sea of bussy?

this is like the world for me

Bottoms should transition to move AGPs

You don't need to be fit just not hideous
I get 100+ taps as a vers you should get even more as a top

I'd rather be feared than loved, if I cannot be both sis.

mog*
also use Ubuntu

Vers is bottom
Contacts

and I would rather be born a millionaire than having to work, but you aren't scary and i'm not rich

why tho

I was showing the cope he's doing. Ofc I can't top

I don't want to be a woman, though. Being gay is like 10x better

I wish the world could see my inner nigger sis

cause it means you've been hanging around straight men too much. get away from me you filthy hetero

The world is filthy you don't know half of it
Learn to top

Wouldn't a bottom suck at topping anyway?

Small pp

Can't toss you around because noodle arm

Has never topped and probably doesn't last long

Feminine people cannot maintain long term friendships

i spent over 2 hours doing a glow-up for myself, what did you do today

Doomed over the missile alert app on tel aviv and coded some manufacturing stuff

straight men are hot tho

no hetero

true. i burned all the bridges in all my relationships. I have to build new ones constantly.

This is unironically how females are conditioned to socialize
They don't maintain the effort needed to constantly rekindle relationships and are together exclusively because of matching circumstances
Be more manly

Holy shit anon, I hope you and your family are safe do you have bomb shelters?

roid puff is so nasty, real muscles don't look like that, and he ain't as strong as a natty who's the same size

Looks gay

Yes, but they have no souls sis. They're literally cattle in my eyes. Like fucking a dog or cat.

Dogs ans cats have purer souls then humans

Yeah, almost every public construction has a shelter in it.
No way to save yourself from the death cult mudslimes on the ground though rip me

ok fine

Yeah but they also don't have a pussy or the capacity of childbirth which justifies female uselessness
Gotta grind

the female does a number on the soul of the straight man. it's an unfortunate shackle that they cannot escape. one can only pity the heterosexual and his plight.

Based Brycechad. I can't wait to bend him over and wreck him

True
Also why innovation startups are full of gays

They are just friends, it's not a committed relationship, geez.

If you're not friendshipmaxxing your time between social circles with integer linear programming you're ngmi

All your boyfriends were unemployed?

No more like I was the unemployed
it's all talk dude

I went to a gay men's group one time but there were too many blacks and hispanics so I left

turns out technology is pretty fucking gay

That makes it better

stay safe sis

I'm hispanic you're not safe here either

Straight guys are lucky. This is the body women go crazy over so they don't even have to try to work out or anything.

Lmfao

Im very white and can't swim

Where's shallo and hyacinth? Oh they're better than us, I forgot nvm

It was so much hotter when that guy talked about his size difference kink earlier.

I get the feeling that you never had a dad to teach you things like swimming, how to ride a bike, or such
That's sad to me friend

I had a swimming class in pre k, no one can hold their breath as long as me.

post the rpg version of yourselves bros
for the funsies
chatgpt dot com or whatever
just hold air in your lungs
you learn this stuff at school

Made my favorite meal only to realize at the very end that I forgot the most important ingredient. My life is constant suffering

I never had a school

Chicken?

Looks very tasty. What is it?

here I made a new thread because you gays are so lazy

You from Africa?

Mala chicken. Forgot the prickly ash seeds. Still tasted good but the fuzzy mouth feeling was absent :'(

Close, California