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Qott: When was the last time you kissed someone?

I have never kissed anyone
I am virginman

Never, I hate myself

It's been like a year now

I wanna kiss mantras cheeks

I kissed my cat on the forehead a few min ago does that count

Six months? Three months? It's hazy

i wish i was a wolf

God I wish that was me

i want to spy on you though a hole in the ceiling, im curious what your life is like

He’s wolf posting all day

when will you ever stop

Do not call her he

yeah that's too fascinating to not want to investigate further. like does he howl in his bedroom? i need to know.

Never those cheeks have drove me to insanity

I can put you in the fridge anon but i am not sure how to make you fit

I kissed my bf yesterday

I wish I was your cat (getting kissed by you)

Big talk for a virgin

i need twink in doggy on all fours wearing a collar and leash and barking for it

Twinkchan is a beautiful black woman don't misgender her

She aint gonna pick you bro.

Oh it’s a girl? I don’t believe it she needs to post a voca asap
Def howling every time they post

Oh but you don't know if i am cute enough to give kisses. Maybe my lips are dry and chapped with peeling skin bc i drink only pepsi max all day

Is that her?

Idc I’m relentless

I know you're cute.

Ops pic? Nah mantras and old trip long gone she’s married and has two kids now

I wish she would wag her tail for me

Two little black adopted african kids

How could you possibly know this anon

Somehow I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life.

the last man i kissed was very handsome, about 2 months ago

Why?

She was a pooner

Too bad you'll never know for sure... Though I'm now convinced you're afraid you'll discover i look like the fridge in the gif so that's a nice thought

Nah you're so cute I'm not even concerned about your looks.

Why would you post here if you are in a relationship
I would never babe post other women if i had a gf it would be wrong

Real.

I'm looking for that one and only babe to call babe every sentence

You are a strange one i am ngl.

Maybe you're afraid i wont like you...

If dawgy was my gf I'd take her out on long walks & buy her designer collars, than take her out to a shooting range & watch them shoot some stuff. That'd be cool.

Should I use twist caps to rewire my water heater tomorrow or use it as an excuse to get a wireless soldering iron?
I'd feel better about it being soldered but I know that's not necessarily the "standard"

Ok let's not get into my head

Dont die bitch
I need you

If she were my gf I'd make her wear 6-inch stilettos when we go out so she'd be 11 inches taller me instead of only 5

i wish i was a woman

You are

Oh no I typed too fast and made myself sound esl

me on left

Fiiine :(

thinking about cheeks

What an enormously vast difference in life experience it must be to be attractive

now I'm thinking about cheeks

im thinking about your cheeks

right now I am laying down and drinking some milk

Who’s cheeks?

TRVKE i dare say? The knowledge-caust killed 6 million people with that post .

I wish she was a wolf.

Do not solder household electricity. That has not been code for like 100 years for good reason. Either wire nuts, or if you like Wago connectors.

What kinda milk? Post voca

Mine probably aren't too special. Let's think about yours, im manifesting them in my mind....

How do i get one of these

5/10 chaser btw

Haha that's awesome, just domineering over you. I wonder how tall they are

I'm laying down too but lack milk. Would be nice if you were using me as a pillow

yours
hope you like twink cheeks

i saw my ribcage and side profile today
can't keep doing this tbqh

You are amazing. Goodnight. I hope you have a nice afternoon or whatever it is for you.

whole milk because I am fat
I sound like a gay nasally twink, you don’t want to hear that

Do you like milkshakes?

(I do don't tell anyone)
where are you from?

I love fagcent twinky please say something

Sleep tight anon.

us

Babe post it

Same. So what brings you to the chaser thread gay twink?

Crazy I was hitting hip thrust like crazy today

It's the bdd

I can provide you with infinite milk, so long as I can use your chest as a pillow
yes, they’re tasty and simple
I refuse to right now, I am way too tired, ask me tomorrow perchance

blah blah blah
ffs better make my face pass well enough to carry this body

What brand?

everyone eepy bedge time

i like men and since i’m on hrt that disqualifies me from posting in gaygen so i came here
let’s see it babe

You can curl up and use me as your body pillow twinky, ill rub your hair as you fall asleep. No payments needed.

When will normal Aussie chasers be invented? Asking for a friend

If you are who I think you are I think your body is great.

since i’m on hrt that disqualifies me from posting in gaygen

Kek

freak island

No I wanna stay up I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow
I can’t just taking a picture of my ass seems so gay

Ur so based dawgy, pls bully me sometime

But we need to hear it so we can have sweet dreams

Save me anon, they keep doing weird unhinged shit.

santa clara, but I like alpura as well
lala is overrated but if it’s on sale I’ll buy it
I’m very jewish but I like to buy the quality mexican brands
it’s not a payment, it’s an equal love exchange

i can just leave if you want me to
real man appreciators can appreciate all parts of a man

im hunter shafer

Am I coming off as mean? I'm sorry I didn't mean to. I'm actually about to go, this isn't really my thread anymore. You stay and enjoy yourself.

Please be real, I love you

should i maaturbate right now or no

right now. i won't accept it later

It's late dude, do it in the morning

U need to lower ur definitions of normal
Include under 25s bb

I have never kissed anyone

Record it and post it

if you post biceps I’ll bully you
my voice is pretty mediocre, it’s not terrible but it’s not something that’ll give you sweet dreams

Do it

What's your definition of normal?
I'm not a chaser just a bi guy though.

no actually im an oldshit hon jobneet
sorry to disappoint you

I like fairlife and Straus

noo i have to work tomorrow morny
i could send it to the guy i'm talking to but that would be somewhat forward

You don’t even know we’ve been dreaming about dawgy all day

I won't, I promise <3
Oh I didn't know that. I've always been told soldering is best but most of my electrical experience is cars and projects. Housework is newer to me

I'd never heard of wago but they look neat and say they're rated for high temps so I think I'll do that. Thank you!!
They remind me of those cheap trash wire connectors I've seen people run all through cars before like this pic

I love you Pichu.

Rav post a pic of you butt naked on your bike

Rav's oiled up cheeks on my face

back in the states I just drank borden, but I’ve heard good things about fairlife
your dreams would be crushed

im sorry

Why dont u use the trip anymore

if you post biceps I’ll bully you

It's like you notice me every time, there's just no way

I'm still not

you could be happy. it's entirely within reach

Ew :c
I don't have one, srry

Nooo that would be wrong i am almost 30 omg. If ur like 24 turning 25 this year that'd be one thing i *guess* but if ur like 20 that's cradle snatching and i can't do that without wanting to vom. Sorry anon, truly, I am sure you are really lovely.

Has a job, doesn't ask me to top, doesn't have a hate boner for dan andrews, showers regularly, etc

Crush them already

im not really sure
im expecting a call back from another ffs surgeon tomorrow so i can set up a consultation with him
i hope ffs fixes me

Yeah I wanna know so I can filter u

ffs will not fix you. Your hatred of yourself does not come from how you look.

I mean technically it would be great since so many homes still have soldered connections, but to have code you would technically need approved solder, only similar metals, and ground connections are not allowed to be soldered. It would also look bad for home insurance reasons if it's new solder work. I love wago nuts though they're foolproof and easy. Plus they're clear so you can tell if you have a good connection at a glance.

hi cg i recently found this image where someone remade the album but with john marston from red dead i like it

If you try to top I will cage you, I don't know who that is, I shower every day, I don't have a job for reasons but I do have an income.

Welfare nigger

Are you not aussie?

Totes ok if you have no job but income ig, as long as you do stuff that helps you stay mentally well. I found that during my neet era having no job made me way more oofie due to the lack of structure.

meh
agree to disagree

That’s pettey cool anon
Do you like their music?

You look good today, you pass today.
You will probably look and pass slightly better. It will help but your body issues aren't reality so it will not be a magic fix.

as this anon said ffs will change nothing because your self-image does not reflect anything about your actual appearance. it's entirely disconnected from reality. if you get ffs you'll just convince yourself it failed. you are unhappy because you refuse to take action to address your real problems. unless this changes you will never approach happiness

I am Australian yeah.

Ohh I see. Thanks so much for the info <3
Yeah I think I'm gonna get the wagos in the morning. Wish me luck :)

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of shitpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand shitpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.
Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".
Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic shitpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of "cutepost" being called "shitpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic Shitpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you!

fug why is the formatting all messed up

Good luck, you'll get it done in no time

if that's true and it really is just mental then maybe seeing a brand new face in the mirror will shock me into being fixed

I'm going to start cuteposting as a chaser

fag

Oh and yeah I do workout and have hobbies and stuff.

I hope and pray this happens for you. You deserve to be happy.

i do, they have some good stuff

How do you not know who daniel andrews is then lol

What state are you from?

ur so mean >.<

deserve is a very funny word
but anyway you're kind, anon

You're a good person.

I'm cis so I'm not Victorian.
QLD.
I can't imagine caring about politics let alone Australian politics.

Ooo have you got muscles?

Eh. Nothing crazy.

would be nice. i hope that happens. it won't though. maybe it'll temporarily improve things, but it won't last, you'll crash back down in a short while. you have severe anxiety/paranoia that grades into psychosis. this WILL NOT resolve itself. you HAVE to move to address it, which requires that you first acknowledge that it is a problem instead of denying it. you need a qualified therapist who can help you deal with this. i understand that it's inherently difficult to do this when you have trust issues but it has to happen. there's more that i want to say but i imagine it'll fall on deaf ears so i won't bother. i'm saying this because i consider you a friend & i want you to be happy. the way you're going will not make things better for you

romantically? never

Because brown

who is this
also i might meet with a therapist again if i can find one who will do exclusively telehealth. that is not hard to find i just haven't really looked

Lol valid. I've only ever been to the Gold Coast, it's nice. Could never live up there though my hair would never forgive me.

I wanna see

your life has no purpose

i'm glad

i have finished my hw yay

Yay

Qott: 3 years ago, since then only greeting kisses, which I doubt count

Lock Melbourne down harder, Daddy Andrews!!

I want to live somewhere cold.
How old are you?

when you finish your homework and then the suicidal urges come back

2 nights ago

I love you

28. Hbu

The best 3 years of my life. I want them back.

do i do it
youtu.be/C-oNWtAKNfk?si=Ec0URlRRC6_yzBXz

29

Got discord?

I kissed my cat on the top of his head about two hours ago. Other than him it's been a little over three years.

They already have been. They're just hard to find.

This applies to Eurotranners complaining and UStranners complaining, your same area chasers exist, you just need to call out for them and give them a chance

Cute. Kiss again.

I just kissed my gf a few hours ago

Guess who stepped on a pin TT_TT Tetanus shot inbound

They're like the unknown from pokemon, weird, rare and in a different dimension :(

But they're legit so fucking weird man cmon

Maybe you're equally weird, how do we know? Do something normal.

I've heard the same thing from Eurotranners and UStranners about their respective chasers, or that they don't exist, either way, the moment the chaser appears, the tranners from another continent tend to like him, so maybe there's something else about it

I was recording the sound of my moans from touching myself but my annoying ass roommate came into the apartment so I had to stop so now I can't keep doing it AND I can't attentionfarm before bed

Ha. I love your roommate.

Why so

They made me laugh.

Hmm

What's on your mind?

I'm normal, though i have bpd (managed). I go to work, cook food, sleep, shower; and write/paint/piano as hobbies. Though admittedly i am shitty at actually doing them consistently.

I think the novelty of someone from somewhere else is nice. I'd probably be smitten by an American chaser or a European one easily enough unless he had freaky kinks

Wondering why one would laugh at such unfortunate circumstances

okay chat just cropped another shirt … this has become a bad habit ..

Okay but imagine it's trans Jerry Seinfeld jerking her shit, moaning and all the works for some online goons when Kramer busts in, audience goes crazy. Jazz music, credits.
How does somebody end up playing piano? Parents make you as a kid?

The novelty ain't bad, the possibility of meeting is slimmer though, compare a few hours of air travel between Europeans and having to move between continents, that usually is a deterrent for anyone

twinkhonfidence unmatched rn …

Qott: 8 years.

Wow why

qott: humiliating but the genuine answer is that i kissed this thread goodnight on my phone screen before i went to sleep. i don't know why it was a random impulse im sorry

it's literally fucking addictive like they need rehab for this shit all of my t-shirts are in about five pieces it's twisted. have you started cutting out the neckline yet did i just make it worse

I JUST CUT THE NECKLINE OUT OF MY SHIRT RN

I haven't been interested in anyone nor tried to find someone to be interested in.

Sometimes I wonder if I want a girlfriend or an apprentice. I know that sounds odd

wait i’m curious explain sweetheart

How curious. Why? Scared of something?

IT'S SO GOOD RIGHT i literally just bought a bunch of shirts to crop I'm so stoked about it. i want to hem them properly but I pawned my sewing machine for drug money so I have to do it by hand. it's kind of soothing though....
this is insanely dreamy literally the most attractive thing ever posted in here

The way the relationship flows I suppose. I want to lead, guide, teach, show them the world as I see it and inhabit it. Sometimes I doubt I'd have the same eagerness about learning from someone as much as I want them to learn from me, which feels selfish in a partner but expected in an apprentice. There's more but I lack passion at the moment,

wait this is kinda goals this is so sweet :)

That's good to hear then. I don't know how much I'd have to offer beyond perspective unfortunately.

praying that love like this will find me

i think it’s kinda sweet thought, i like having a guy who can give me advice and whatnot, it makes me feel safer in a sense ya know?

You're very interesting Bronya. I'm sure it could happen for you.
Yeah. There's a whiff of condescension in it though don't you think? Not sure, it feels presumptuous. Domineering? Too extreme a word but maybe that's more accurate.

well personally i kinda like it when my partner is a bit condescending in a casual sense, i want to be in a relationship because i a man who is like protective and caring and can be like that sorta kind stable force in my life

ehehe im not sure im studious and deferent enough i think i would probably get in trouble pretty fast

Yes. Losing people hurts far worse than how good having them feels. I remain alone where I'm safe and comfy. Otherwise my life's very wonderful so I stay content.

That's good to hear then. It always sounds stranger in my own head.
That's it's own set of fun at least.

do you think so? maybe there's hope for me after all im excited now

Do you have regrets then? For having had those feelings?

idk my friends always joke im looking for a dad in relationships but i don’t think it’s crazy to want a stable guy who is supportive and loves u…

Yeah, i originally hated it but then my mum got me to watch phatom of the opera and I became OBSESSED with the art and music of it so i started playing it again and learnt a few songs, then dropped it.

Then a few years ago i got drunk and ordered an $800 ($350 - $400 USD) and started learning gymnopedie no 1 :) It's fun but i need to be less lazy w it

This is true, but for a fling it'd be cute. I technically have EU citizenship (irish parents) so i could prob move over pretty easily :>

I'd never move to america probably, at least not atm. Maybe canada.

the perfect guy unironically for older brother complex havers like me

I imagine they'd argue there's a slight difference lol. But yeah you're not wrong.

I don't know. Probably not, it's good data. I know that I don't want to feel the bad feelings again and I know that they're avoidable living as I do.

just washed my hair c:

i have given up on trying to figure out whether i want a dad as a shorthand for a supportive and caring bf or vice versa. i have made my peace with it

Maybe anyway, I find you confusing, in an interesting way. You know too much.

desu the difference is not that much…. idk as long as a guy is nice and caring and tolerates me i think that’s good
type shit

Thank you for sharing. I'll hope for your happierness.

They've Dad-zoned me again.

i think i might have dpd and i mean it and its your fault for pointing it out to me

sorry i apologize

no anon i said older brother that is not the same thing as a dad, its way better actually because my dad would scold me but a brother i could take in a fight

Can i call you daddy when you're balls deep? Or is that a no no

Dear god, CG Euro-posts suck so much

had to wake up early for work

Just being funny. Common trend is all. They won't stop calling me daddy, chaser world problems.
I need a whole family system charted out for me here. Pros and cons. I think I want an aunt.
That's the one time I'm expecting it.

I think I want an aunt.

no you want a transgender little sister you feel an intrinsic need to be protective off because everyone else is mean to her and you love her thats what you want anon

sorry my dad doesn’t like me and i seek the approval and comfort of a father figure from my relationships <//3

Ok but i feel like i am missing an important thing here:

Are you dad coded? Do you have a dad bod? And are you cuddly but kind of peeved as well

LMAO
idk what you mean im just a sweet innocent hrt twink 0:3

u guys have little sister zoned me the other day

Euroanons are all employed, with normal lives and struggling with aging, USanons are all zoomers with zoomies that do a shitton of activities instead of earning money

what does that mean

Fucked up, but this dynamic would work for me.
It's alright anon I think that's pretty common from what I hear. And see. And what they keep telling me.

dad coded

Maybe a little? No clue.

dad bod

Not really.

cuddly but kind of peeved

Exact descriptor, yeah.

idk two anons have said im the threads little sister or smth lol

Is it over? Started on first of July, late transitioner, 21
unsee cc/album#ws7u4QvSyUml

sorry for being just like all the other girls baka <////3

Hmm. You've passed 1.24/3 on the dad scale so far. But we can still work with it

sweetheart you’re fine, it’s gonna be alright

the dudes thristing in the comments lmao

Fucked up, but this dynamic would work for me.

thats right anon its all youve ever wanted actually because you still have to guide me and i look up to you its actually perfect for you youve just never considered it before

Your body is 10/10. I know dysphoria makes if hard to believe but you look great, and I hope you can see it one day.

t. Trans woman

Lol

You think about this a lot I take it?

How damn tall are you? Great figure btw

lowkey it’s so over for me because of my giant man shoulders

every single day i pray for chasergen to give me the older brother my parents never did

Had it on public for a min on accident
6' but I live in Germany, where this is the average height for men my age

I wish I had a gf like this, but who didn't post her nudes to Anon Babble

Men are so rude and annoying sometimes...

You passed the Italian test, if you can get an horny comment in Italian you're pretty much passing

Get gianter tits, easy

the male voyeuristicslly consumes the image of the woman and complains of his own bile being spit back up

true… getting on prog in about two months so ….. we will see…

Religious devotion to fucking your bro, admirable really.

I was suggesting you just buy them outright. It's like the Apple store now I hear, even got chubby little nerds with tablets to show you a model of giant fake tits. The future.

okay look anon its not an incest thing anymore than wanting a father figure is an incest thing its just a dependency and security thing so actually its not that weird it just has a tiny tinge of mental unhealth mixed in there but like a normal amount really

im a zoomer with zoomies im convinced I'm an American trapped in the body of a euro. even just typing that made me nauseous
most of the time i want to reply this to every single post in this gen lol

I wasn't judging you. I get it. But it's still a little funny.

god this is the dream. this is all I've ever wanted

yeah yeahhh good whatever yeah its a little dumb and silly to want a fake brother... unless maybe YOU want it to be an incest thing...? haha jk jk... unless? lol haha

aw, don’t have the economy for a BA rn, getting my other BA <//3

Im a euro poor in college :)))

You're American

Nope. Germoid

dont worry anon i wouldnt do that, or I mean i'd call you bro a lot but thats because i call everyone bro and some of my friends say its because im desperately trying to be one of the boys despite it being a futile attempt

No... getting punched hurts :(

Im imaging a tranner being slowly relagated to being not one of the boys overtime and its quite funny

im desperately trying to be one of the boys despite it being a futile attempt

That's fine and cute even, I can live with that. I'll be calling you babe nonstop.

irl babeposting

y-yeah so funny haha its definitely not actively been happening to me over the past 5 years, i even made a post about it THREE YEARS AGO its really quite evil to hear them deny me my identity like this
babe posters argghhh going from one of the bros to one of the babes its not fair i just wanted to not hate my body

Doing research and standing in the lab counts as work even if it's just research, trust

Would this actually work

i'm unsuited for life generally but i can't kill myself cause i'm in love so i have to somehow figure out how to live now. shucks

Walking up to a random woman in public, saying Let's chat babe. & walking off

And now you don't.
babe.

oh molecular and cell bio <33

To be honest i dont know how you were ever one of the boys unless you were deeply closeted. Straight guys dont really do gay jokes around gay guys because of the implication

haha wellllll
babe posting irl would just make me blush and act out i think

Why didn't you say so sooner! R&D more advanced than the Yanks as well ofc, we can't stay on Anon Babble all day like them

I know it's a joke here now but I do actually say babe a lot in a relationship. Can't help it. Too far gone. I'll slip in a bro now and then if you really need it.

Need a husband who refers to me as sister and who I refer to as brother like the Chinese did around the song dynasty with 哥/姐

Cuddling.

I will call you gweilo and thats all u get

I like how the early Christians started doing it and one of the early Roman investigators had to contend with rumors they were an incest orgy cult because they kept calling each other brother/sister and talking about their big private love gatherings

Chad in the thread

i was deeply closeted yeah, i was open with wanting to be a girl when i was a child and got bullied for it so i repressed hard until i was 19 and suicidal so that was kinda awful because i literally did everything right and told people and my parents and kindergarten teachers i wanted to be a girl and just got shamed for it but I cant exactly blame 5 year old me for not standing up for herself when every adult in her life told her she was wrong and was being dumb but it still hurts now especially when half them dont remember it or in one case still kinda denies it its something that still haunts me and my biggest anxious regret, i can honestly barely stand to think about it
and im technically bi so i got away with not being gay
i guess thats fine if you can deal with me telling you to stfu bro
it happens with my friends online too when they call me a dumb bottom or whatever and i tell them im not and theyre always like "anon we can hear you smiling we know you like it really" but i simply have a condition that makes it sound like im smiling when someone slightly humiliates me you see... bro

Dreaming of a guy who buys me hot chocolate and remembers the ghb flavoured marshmallow <3

but i simply have a condition that makes it sound like im smiling when someone slightly humiliates me you see... bro

Whole neighborhood probably heard me smiling at this one, insanely cute.

Real... Man j wish I was even more pale.
Either way, I've been rereading the Condor heroes recently and darn, it's pretty weird

Im suprised they did the gay jokes around you if u were a gay (bi is gay to striaght guys) bottom.

6' but I live in Germany

Damn, that's an amazing figure then. I was thinking you were taller. If I was in the EU, I'd wanna manhandle and date

6'2 American

Its actually a little less than 6'. It sais 6' in my id but when they measured me I was in my rangers

You know ill never forget the Giant honey bananas for you babe

how is it CUTE anon its a severe disorder its life ruining everyone things im a loser BOTTOM when im one of the chad bros and a dominant top really its over for me bro
well they didnt know really, i had a gf for a couple of years so that kinda covered it, and desu they still made jokes like that after i came out it just gradually went away
a couple of them have groped me though so i dont hang out with them much anymore

Still impressive, I'm jealous
t. 5'7" chaser

Bro.... to be honest i dobt know what id do if i had a friend transition. Im past the age for it now any way

Maybe you just gotta compensate a little bro. Bulk up some. Tell you what, come by my place during the week and we'll see if we can't crack out some workouts together, just a couple bros.

I don't like bananas.. but if you buy them for me then I'll eat them out of guilt

that sounds good bro ive put on some weight id like to get rid off too so yeah maybe you could help me out with that since ive never really been to a gym or worked out

Babe i dont know what else ghb could mean
Gay hairy bears?

come over

Face would be the deal breaker there, otherwise you seem fine and passing, also lol at the guy who downloaded

Would have you dress up in a fancy dress to bring to a seaside dinner

Oh. Since when is ghb called honeyed bananas? I am out of touch with the slag of today...

It sais 6' in my id but when they measured me

I was in my rangers

Good girl, for shrinking down. I'm guessing "rangers" are some sort of boot, unless you were wearing pic related

Yeah no problem dude, we'll add in more cardio, get that pump really going, ya know? Means more of a sweat, but I've got a shower at my place anyway. We can just toss you in there wherever I've worn you out.

good girl, I'd buy lots of bananas for you babe

Not you bitch you're dumb as bricks i almost put a clause against you in that post

can't wait for you babe, show me what good girl you are

Built for feeder chads

when YOUVE worn me out?? you mean after the workout right anon? i think cardio would probably do me good i mean no need to get too muscular really right

Just don't forget the marshmallows obv. It's the most essential part.

Or you can put it in gin and juice. A friend of mine used to give me those with ghb for parties, was fun

this general always gives me an anxiety episode when i see people unironically saying babe or good girl

Why? I like being called both of those things, it feels endearing with a touch of condescension.

We'll be working out together right? And yeah I think less weight can suit you. Plus it'll be a nice contrast between us and that's always fun when hanging out, right? Cardio means lower body so I guess we'd start there. Any experience with your glutes?

Let's chat babe

Whats wrong babe
You've barely touched your food

What would you like to chat about bb?

good girl is the worst its really icky
babeposting is fun because i think they do it ironically. i hope so.

do you know what i look like anon? and yeah i mean being different from your bros is cool i guess means we can pull different girls right bro
no experience at all actually what do you suggest

it feels rapey like old guys posting comments on pics of women

last year in summer. kissed my ex whom I dated for roughly 3 weeks. first kisses I ever shared.

Why the fuck do you come here then

I just want a chat with you babe

Reddit might be a better place for you

half the time there's cute conversations
eww no they talk about gock

No, I'm going off vibes. And yeah see you get it, just like how we're also in to different things. Anyway though I've got no weights so I might need to deadlift you for some of these routines, that's cool though right bro? If I use your body for some of this workout? I'll return the favor if you need help in squats or anything. Which if you're looking for glutes you should be hitting.

We talk about gock too bitch
I wanna make a bitch squirm while i touch it from behind

What do you wanna chat about? We can't just chat about wanting to chat, that's boring. So tell me how your day was instead.

Idk i don't read it like that, but i see your pov. Kitten is the ick for me, it's too discord mod coded ick

oh uhm sure i guess thats cool yeah bro uhm isnt that a little like gay though you know...? like idk and do you really think i should be looking for glutes anon?

eww no they talk about gock

So, you wanna be treated like girl and be manhandled, but you dont wanna be referred to as such?

Im done babe posting
I will now start kitten posting

Would you look at the time anon, I've actually got to go. Good luck though! Maybe you've got enough advice for a solo workout lol.

Rangers as in military boots, I wear the leather ones from the French foreign legion.
Jelly likewise.
Posted my face here a million times alr, people told me I'm in Twink hon territory

Either way, I have this playlist w 2 of my besties. Unfortunately they listen to imagine dragons and the arcane soundtrack and so on, and asked for more summer songs from me

Should I put in word up by KoЯח
Its reasonably summery. A lot of their stuff is, rly

chasers are incapable of not talking like rapists

awww okay... ill talk to you later bro...

Kitten i wont lie daddys been drinking again haha

See ya babe

No don't >:( that's mean and unsexy

shut upppp brooooo

Jelly likewise.

Don't be, personally I like taller girls, the challenge is them liking shorter guys, so I don't think your height is gonna be such a big issue

Huh?

I need you

kitten don't be that way babe, be a good girl for daddy

Cute.

I puppy post when it feels like you tranners are enjoying babeposting too much

tried to make a twitter account & genuinely could not manage to do it

Pluh

its best not to

No >:( stop that. Babe is cute, kitten is discord mod coded.

Because you're dumb or what? Also why

Why stop on our joy :< so mean

my friends call me pwincess and kitten sometimes but its ironic

If we have to chat for real I'll have to stop saying babe and I don't think I'm ready for that babe

woke up scared :(

You really don't have to stop saying babe to chat normally, but maybe you're scared...

but kitten, daddy likes calling you that babe, be a good girl and let me call you princess

scared

Fine then, I had a pleasant and relaxing half day off, did some cleaning around and exercised a bit, since my job is so static that I'm afraid my back will get excessively stiff and I don't want that.

What do I get out of letting you call me princess and kitten?

I am really glad you had a nice day, it sounds super holistic. It's def important to worry about your spinal health if you work an office job bleh. I'm pretty sure they say that sitting is the new smoking.

if i lived with a man i wouldn’t have to wake up scared and alone

one of my windows opened in the middle of the night very scary and fucked up my sleep

I'm pretty sure they say that sitting is the new smoking.

I used to sit around a lot during my uni years, but man, switching to a job that forces me to stay standing all the time actually fucked my back more than that, I think at least (I did have more time to go on walks and exercise in the first place)

What do you do in life? Do you exercise as well?

should i ask him for a picture before we meet up?

yes of course

Personally I would make sure we had at least one video call before we make full plans to meet up irl
t. chaser

i dont think i would meet up with someone if i didnt know that they look like
i would at least need to see a pic or 2

Video call with a chaser sounds so nice

I had today and friday off as mental health days/i had some pain that it difficult to walk so i two birds one stone. I hate offices :( so catty and dramatic w people backstabbing. But i like money so here we are.

I am planning for ffs next year and got confirmation that my private health fund will cover some of the costs for it (and srs) which I am so fucking happy about. It'll take my out of pocket costs down by at least 15k.

So a good day overall. I am now high and a lil tipsy chilling.

i wish i would get a mental health day off

That sounds like a great set up, I love hearing about more well adjusted people here, also sounds like you set yourself up a nice evening indeed, so enjoy!

I'd love getting on videocalls with a tranner, even if just to fantasize that we could meet one day

I def will :> i hope you do as well. If you wanna chat again just look for the puppy eating cake in the fridge...

he lives like 20 minutes from me not hours away if that makes a difference. if i never video chat do you think he’d send a fake picture? is that common?

you can just reverse image search to see if its a fake picture

NTA

Not if they steal it from social media

is that common?

probably not
but why are you meeting up with a person you've never seen a photo of? how did you find them?

facebook, instagram, X, all come up if you use a good reverse image search tool.

we met playing games and have been talking for a couple months and recently found out we live near each other. he wants me to come over to his apartment but i asked to go to a park to meet first and now he doesn’t want to do that even tho he said he likes that park

huge red flag, abort mission immediately

You're stupid if you do this.

i think you should meet him in a public place at first
has he seen a picture of you? if he has then why haven't you seen a picture of him?

Really? I haven't had them come up for me (aside from Twitter).

Don't go to his apartment. He sounds like he's manipulating you into an uncomfortable situation, and that's v dangerous.

Pls b safe anon

LMAO im so happy i was worried i wouldn't get a response like that
okay ;) just took my meds properly and ate a nutritionally balanced meal. thinking later ill research the political candidates for my area. you like that daddy?

Really?

yessss i dont mean to brag but im good at this

Why is it so hard for people to act normal? If a big cock tranner told me to go to a park to meet her I'd instantly accept

he’s nice to talk to tho
i am stupid. that’s why i’m asking for help
he hasn’t seen my face either. he’s seen other parts tho…

even if he's nice to talk to, he lacks the common sense and decency to set up the meeting at a neutral location, and instead wants to put you in a possible harmful situation, he's not worth it

he hasn’t seen my face either

alrighty but how is it possible y'all have been talking for months and not exchanged a single face pic?
no matter the answer you should meet him in a public place at first just to be safe
that's what i did with a guy i met up with off this board even though i fully trusted him

Thinking about chasers guys who know how to make cocktails and omelettes with cheese and bacon

do i just ask again and then stop talking to him if he says no or do i try to get him to exchange face pics first?

maybe just send him a selfie and ask if he can send you one back?

I don't know how to make cocktails, but I know how to make omelettes, so there's that

im not her but i have friends ive known for years that i dont know what they look like

I'd think that's the standard for online friendships that never escalated to meeting irl

Ooo i can manage with an omelette if you are really nice and give me a kiss on the forehead and/or cheek when you give it to me.

I can always get margarita mix and tequila and do it white woman style for the cocktails.

what about a small pp 2 inches trans girl told you to go to the movies with her

friends are one thing but if its a date or someone you're interested in i think it's normal to at least have seen a pic of each other before meeting up

you make it sound dirty

Don't tug at my heart strings please, I would be happy though
Big cock tranny chaser is actually a decent human being who professes his love only to make the conversation more lively

All these chasers like “id totally meet up” meanwhile they won’t even play a game with me on the internet

i guess him thinking i look gross and then dropping me is better than going to his apartment and getting murdered

girl... raise your standards a little you're making us all look bad here
weirdly i kind of agree I've sort of come around on big cock tranny chaser his love is undeniably pure

i guess him thinking i look gross and then dropping me is better than going to his apartment and getting murdered

yes omg

Yes.

If you bottom score we're finished

Ok ok.

Thinking of chasers who will take me to hotpot and pay for it, then get me ice cream afterwards and then give me a kiss on the forehead and $50 because he's not attached to worldly possessions

Don't tug at my heart strings please

im just describing me and what i like to do anon

I haven't got the chance to talk to a tranny that wants to play a game online, if she were to fit in my workday schedule I'd totally play her

what kinda games do you play anon and if theyre the same ones i play why are you american?

but it will feel bad and i won't have to live with getting murdered

I don't play multiplayer anymore! But I'm itching to find something to play with others, unless you're into Paradox Strategy games, or I guess we could play Minecraft, that works well for me

Why am I American though... I guess I grew up too exposed to the internet and Americanized which left me an oddball in my town? I wouldn't really describe myself as an American though

I wouldn't really describe myself as an American though

what does that mean? are you in the US or not

Pretty sure I'm not in the US, or Canada, or LatAm, so I have no idea why you asked why am I American

The joke is that you will be far away from me, where are you from then?

A sincere request for a good time can't be denied, even if sadly that would go against my moniker of big cock tranny chaser

I'm from Italy, are you from Sweden by chance?

perhaps i am anon

Do men like it when you put flour in their work pants pockets so that when they reach in to grab their phone or keys they get flour all over their hand?

Asking for a friend.

So still quite far! Didn't you find a gaming partner recently or smth?

i have plenty of gaming partners anon just not a chaser one and it seems like the guys i talk to arent really interested in a relationship and just want to talk so idk really

good morning

gm ilu

Interest in a relationship is something that has to be built up, give it time, I'm like that as well in a sense

THAT'S what I'm talking about

When you say hotpot what styles of hotpot are you talking about?

link the connect 4 rn bitch

i didnt mean it as in like "WE HAVE TO DATE RIGHT NOW" just a general sense of not being interested in even building towards that
its not for nothing i identify as a femcel meanwhile im crashing out because i cant function without emotional intimacy as a support pillar

usually sichuan! i think that's the most popular one. the one i ate last night was insaneeeely spicy i wonder if the owner was from Chongqing or nearby i got the mildest one and I was fighting for my life. and I'm not even THAT much of a little bitch with spice. they brought tissues out before we even started eating so i think they know we can't handle it here

Sichuan pls. I want to feel something when I'm eating, and then if i suck your dick you get a true spicy experience <3 It'll be unforgettable

Yeah.

THAT'S TERRIFYING
but also? feminist. i salute you sister

i thought i was a femcel before i posted here

Look, honestly, I don't think I'm the proper pillar for that, so based on vibes I wouldn't build towards that either, I hope you find someone more available for that though, not all hope is lost

do chasers like trans girls who have completed gold stakes on all decks in balatro

Nah.

No.

unfortunately even i know that's more of a transbian thing

Oh.

Wow... My wives are so based

Bringing a big cock tranner to a jewelry shop and gifting her some beautiful earrings

i feel like I should have picked something edgier and more niche to set myself apart but what's wrong with the classics. last night they sent round winter melon and idk if ur meant to put it in the broth but it was good asf. ive reached the point where i don't care if they're laughing at my white monkey bullshit the food is too good to care. i love winter melon i should see if I can find it at any of the zh!supermarkets back home
what kind of earrings would you get her. what do you think she would like. they say the bigger the earrings the smaller the cock right I've never known it to be false but it seems bad to stereotype

I'll be honest, I'm not an earring expert, it would depend on her style, I really like geometric shapes though, so anything very square and pointy, though I'd also gift some of those intricate ring ones, but really depends on face shape and tastes, also, I don't subscribe to that theory

im interested... you would definitely know more about that theory than I do so if you don't believe it i won't either. the geometric ones are fashionable lately right im sure she'll think they're cute!

Despite my moniker, I haven't had the pleasure to properly gather data on that front, not that I really want to make statistics, I want to settle down with one and then stop looking so I wouldn't have the chance to build a comprehensive theory on cock size vs accessory size

that's no good! even if you're committed to one and done the most important step in finding true horse-hung love is research! you gotta get every bit of data you can get your hands on while keeping yourself pure and chaste. i believe in you

Goodnight.

You want to play?

Do chasers like trans girls with 200 hours on balatro that still don’t actually know what a full house is

need chaser that will let me introduce him to people as my dad and im tired of pretending that isn't romantic. Fuck you anon. Love bronya

Nah.

actually ill settle for a chaser that won't break up with me for pissing myself in an uber and trashing his rating

ill settle for a chaser who is my best friend and is okay with me being clingy and loves me anyways and helps me become less clingy and confident and helps me grow into the full version of myself so he can be proud of me and love me even more

Do chasers like dick

Thank u queen. We need to keep the men on their toes or they'll think they're safe and start putting bean bags and tvs in houses with no other furniture. Not even a coffee table.

Spicy bj is an experience...

Yes, I love big dicks tho

why are chasers never slaves to microgock

If chasers cant accept that my micropenis doomed me to womanhood even without my dysphoria then they don't deserve me.

Thank you, finally someone who understands, but I need to keep myself pure for the hung girl that will one day accept my love
There's plenty of guys into that, stay positive, they're going to appear

Anon, look!! :)
Thank you so very much <3
(I'm going to replace that ground wire tomorrow or Wednesday morning)

captcha JOYswr

Only micropenis trans girls are valid
t. chaser

Hey king, wanna get married?

Hi queen, only if you have a micropenis

Kind of harsh to unvalidate a group of women you never met and who might have great personalities

Obviously I do

hrt didn’t shrink my dick like i hoped it would :/

Chasers with dick size preferences are all fetishists anyway

Do Chasers like it when you kiss them and say they're a sweet man who has sexy eyes

Noooooooo

no they get mad and hit me when i do that

have you ever opened a man's fridge and instantly reconsidered every choice that brought you to that moment. i don't want another woman to ever have to experience that
i believe in you anon good luck!!!
YEAHHHH i was wondering if you figured it out cg is all wins today this rules
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3

i think my chaser is a butthole chaser

How many diamonds do you want on your wedding ring queen?

Omg yes i once dated a dude who lived in a sharehouse with two other dudes. One day when i was over and hungry i wanted a snack so i checked the fridge/pantry. All they had was peanut butter and canned stuff >:( no bread or even just like a cracker ffs

You should hit them back... in their stomach. They like that, trust me.

wanna see it

literally guro like literally so horrific

No.

transition has unequivocally made my life worse

Just one small one will do, it's an allegory

butthole chasers aren’t real

i wonder if it did that to me. probably? i don't think that really matters though

well he is

chasers with buttholes.... drooling rn.
I DON'T TOP

I just dk what men even eat??

Another guy i lived with ate kebabs and only kebabs. Two a day.

I stg >:( Why do they keep no actual food in the fridge or pantry. Not even snacks!!

Qott: When was the last time you kissed someone?

Well I’ve never had a kiss on the lips but one time my friend kissed me on the cheek when I was 15, it was her idea and she wanted to make out but I felt uncomfortable after the first peck and I backed out. She was bi I wasn’t really I was kinda just asexual at the time cause of years of blockers and low E dosing

That is the most intimate I’ve ever been in my real life

I'm so freaking happy/relieved rn
It cost me about $50 in non-reusable parts and $40 in tools I needed anyways. Much better than $600~ for a water heater! c:

i wish i was a lesbian so i didn’t have to put myself in a position where men could hurt me

Based

it doesn’t really matter desu but my life is rather awful socially with that being the independent variable

real

Btw this is like the first time ever said said this outside of therapy not even my mom knows this

a girl gave you a peck on the check so fucking what

amen
unfortunately

I am lol

Idk it’s the only time ive gotten that close to someone

Not including sexual harassment

yes but why would we care about some peck on the check you had when you were 15

Not including sexual harassment

completely unnecessary to mention this but word

im this close to just hooking up with someone on grindr just for some human touch and then ending it all desu

I believe in being myself and being honest about what I like, if I go for a tranner, then might as well go for the best (or who I think are the best), though I understand that people feel a bit iffy talking about appearances before personality

i wouldnt recommend it. nothing has ever made me feel worse than grindr.

People on chasergen tend to care about that kind of stuff

Also the qott fucking asked

of course it would make me feel bad thats the entire point anon i just need a little push
my captcha is 4XXXX thats cool

and then ending it all desu

anon you should prolly talk to a therapist if that's how you're feeling

i wish i had somebody to be transphobic to me

whatever it is thats making you feel bad self harm is not the solution. trust me on that.

my therapist told me she’d have to call the police if i said i wanted to hurt myself so now i lie to her and waste money getting no help :(

The only reason I bought Kingdom Come Deliverance II was to make Hans and Henry freak it out

its okay anon im sure it will pass it usually and my therapist doesnt help me with things like this she doesnt really get it and just treats me as if i have bdd and thinks exposure therapy will fix my dysphoria and i cant even talk to her about anything and yeah like anon said if im honest then its an express ticket to forced care and i dont want that at all
i dont think there is a solution for me anon i think self harm whether its being used by guys on grindr or whoring myself out for attention here until i feel bad enough to actually go through with it is probably the only realistic way out for me if i dont want to go through 30 years of agony instead

Why are you gay?

Do chasers like girls who play stardew valley and marry the sewer guy?

i used to be a lot like you but you can help yourself by realising that all self harm behavior is poison and that you can be happy if you focus on positive things even if they seem completely insignificant at first. how old are you?

i deserve the worst

I’m a platinum star gay acksually

i am twenty seven anon. I have been dealing with this my entire life and I am incredibly tired of it

me and who

im so tired today even napping didnt help much

no!!

Marrying Krobus is based, but I always marry Alex because I like sporty gay men with internalized homophobia

Chasergen, is Size 6.5 women's considered small feet? I'm at work rn and my coworker Katy (who is cis and knows I'm trans) noticed I got new shoes, and she also pointed out how small they were. She asked what size I wear. Told her 6.5. She seemed absolutely shocked and said she wore Size 9.

I thought my feet were like average for women. I am 5'3" though.

i wish i had someone who loved me enough to stop me

yup

are you this anon

yeah i am

She’s just mad that you foot mog her

Demoralization campaign
Demoralization campaign
demoralization campaign

I sometimes wish i could marry the guy in the smithy. I forget his name.

NO!!!!

That guys a creep

i’m going to stay a gay twink

kind of? at your height i would say its a rather normal size

if i was pretty people would care more

You can't do it baby. I love you so much I can't let you.

i marry Shane every time he is the loml. i worry I will never meet a chaser that compares

Ik but i have bad taste in men.. it's the bpd

Idk, but I would kiss your feet

I feel you diva

they just never learn to cook until they marry someone who does I genuinely worry we need to set in place disability advocacy groups like im not joking. they are not ok

stardew valley is so cute I like that game a lot

Hey babe let's ruin each other's lives

i wish you were real

Who do you marry in the game? Also do you guys do the Joja route or the Community Center route?

I am real. I love you.

stop you from what?

im not her but i vary who i marry but i always always always do community center, desu collecting all the stuff is one of my favourite parts of the game

wish you would have used the one with her feet visible

I like Elliot! community center all the time

Thank u Queen

Honestly T_T It makes me worry for them. What tf do they eat. Ig frozen pizza and canned tuna.

I don't ruin lives (anymore)... men ruin mine >:( But sure let's do it <3

you aren’t and you don’t
suicide

why do you feel suicidal?

Community centre all the way. Jojos would make me feel like a monster.

yes -_-

I kinda feel like having an icecream

idk i think i’m just tired of trying

It really is the best part about the game even if the fishing bundles are annoying
He’s alright, just very bland
Np <3
Joja makes sense only with the Stardew Valley Expanded mod because you can make Morris a good character

trying what? why do you feel sad?

yea true but he has long hair and i like that lol

trying to transition, trying to find love, trying to find purpose. i guess i’m sad because i’m a loser

I'm going to make you my wife

i have too much baggage to ever be happy

real

I am real. I'm right here. I've always loved you and I always will.

i do JoJo every time!!! idk if i could even do the other route I would feel too bad.

Dare u to. What colour are your eyes? Mine are blue.

Erm what?? Expansion??

i know exactly what you mean even if i could find someone dumb enough to love me i think i might just crash out anyways because just by loving me hed deserve more than me and it sounds so pathetic and pickme-y but its genuinely so true i have nothing contribute with and im barely a person and i dont understand why anyone would choose me over any of the other girls even in this thread alone so what purpose is there really

you don’t even know who i am

hello thread
mom says i have to clean my room >:( HATE HER

My eyes are also blue. I'm sure i could get lost in your beautiful blue eyes forever babe <3

I also say you have to clean your room

that doesn't mean that you should give up.

Naww how sweet.

What's your favourite colour? Mine is yellow atm

EVERYONE HATE ME >:(((((( NO ONE UNDERSTAND

chaser who will listen to late 90s to early 2000s christian rock with me
(switchfoot etc)

I am so nervous. I have a 3rd round (and hopefully final) interview with an accounting firm for their email support role. They said in an email I sent to them I regards to a prompt I did, they were very impressed. Just gotta hope I do well here. Did my makeup a bit. Wearing a dark blue polo and jeans, did my hair, and have eaten breakfast. Really hope I land this.

i want to let someone love me
i’m just so tired. if could kms for a year and come back i think i would feel better

My favorite color is green but I don't really believe in favorite colors. I think you kind of get where I'm coming from since yours is temporary. The outside of a house wouldn't look very good if it was green or yellow even though those are our favorite colors. But a yellow sundress on you would probably be my favorite thing in the world.

i want to let someone love me

i want to too i just dont think it will happen because of my body

Comically Evil Bronya
It’s a mod for the pc and android versions

I love you

please try to feel better anon

i ruined things with the last guy i was talking to because i wouldn’t trust his complements and i asked for too much reassurance and made him get sick of me

i made my room even messier to spite my mom HA! HA!

We’re so back

ive had that happen too and idk how to deal with it

Say "thank you" and give him a kiss

imagine having a mom

I'm imagining you being my mommy

i am trying
maybe we just aren’t cut out for love :(

all chasers are gay

haha gaaaaay

I disagree on the house thing, a green house would be cool as hell. It just depends on the shade ofc.

I am trying to add more colour to my wardrobe, so i will pron add yellow v soon (though it's autumn so idk). I'd post a selfie to show but I'm not keen on going into the archives or some random folder

don't say that, you simply need someone who is willing to reassure you as much as you need

thats easier said than done anon, last time i was in a guys bed i broke down crying because i felt so unworthy of love and that was almost 4 years ago now
i just have such deep gnawing fears that everyone is lying to me constantly and that theyre out to get me and if i just make one mistake then it will all come crashing down and he wont like me anymore and i will be proven right but i just want comfort and reassurance that im okay

maybe we just aren’t cut out for love :(

it seems like theres maybe no guys around who have the never ending amounts of reassurance i need so i think youre right desu

being a csa survivor sucks ass

Real :(

At least there's ways to cope

that isn’t fair to them tho. i have to actually be getting better too. i’m not sustainable

Yeah why would you get all dressed up to get into the archives when you could just get right into my bed instead

Get a job

im just trying to stand out in this competitive market

true, work on yourself. but like im in the exact same situation and have found someone that is capable of giving me that, and while there are difficult moments obviously, its doable.
dont give up on love c:

Oofie that's a bit sudden. I don't get into bed with strangers, sorry <3 Gotta hang out and b chill first, otherwise it's boring and numb.

im gay let's have have gay sex and revolutionize chasergen

can I be gay too

not if you have to ask

do you have bdd or are you actually masculine looking?

Only this one time, next time you have to buy a membership

you first

im gay then. not asking for permission anymore :p
I have bdd i think. I would not say i look particularly masculine.
I hope it's not too expensive:c

online tranner ive crushed on for 2 years doesnt like me back it feels terrible. if id met her in person i wouldve tried so much harder. unfortunately im far too socially challenged to get anywhere with her online

ok today is the launch of bronya 2.0 im going to post a bunch and I'm not gonna talk about sex even once. this is a new era of seiso bronya. please look forward to it

i dont care im eating pistachios

I believe in you bronya!!

that's all someone can have with me so i'm in

fuck i wish i was eating pistachios suddenly for some reason

I'm in too. We're in each other! That's gay!

I wish I was eating macarons personally

im gonna go have an evil secret pork burger that i won't tell anyone about. mcd*nlds sell pork burgers here do they have them where you are anon they're so good. im really excited to eat it

i like throwing the shells in my ashtray

i wish i had bdd. mental problems can be fixed with reassurance. having a bf that lies to me would only make things worse

there is no hope

Next Tuesday, I see my parents for the first time in nearly 5 years. They know I'm trans. But they have only seen picture of what I look like now. I'm from Florida (living in Colorado now), and when I moved up here I hadn't begun transitioning yet. Worried its gonna be awkward as fuck. My voice is also cis passing now.

Gave up on my 4 years crush, still friends with her but just don't have the energy to try anymore with her, it hurts a bit but that's life

anon i don't think there's such a thing as objective passing! it's always in somebody's mind. if a tranner takes e in a forest and nobody's there to clock her does she pass or not. you know what I mean

I want to hold hands with you, fingers laced, and walk through the park.

you deserve love even if you dont look perfect. and im sure you look much better than you think quite possibly

i love women

American leftists are retarded, nobody gives a fuck about Palestine to the extent that you virtue signal about because people are losing their jobs, houses, and fucking rights in our country currently while a group of sycophants destroys it. I don’t give a fuck about some country that has absolutely nothing to do with me and frankly would kill me for being a fag. It may be a genocide and it’s awful and shouldn’t happen ever but it’s not my fight and it’s not worth my attention or priority to the extent that you bumbling retards believe it is. Also fuck every “progressive” leftist that decided to withhold voting because of that stupid shit it is your fault that we’re going through this shit in America just as much as the ignorant people and chuds.

cool, i love men

i will never not make minimum wage

want to get gay married

but if i know what i look like in the forest it still makes me sad
what if i look as bad as i think?

talking to my tinder matches makes me anxious but I am still persevering. significant progress has been made on the social anxiety problem.

no one cares this thread is maga country bitch

Hmm would we have a picnic? If so, what are you bringing?

I'd love to try making the little finger food sandwiches and maybe some brownies or cupcakes.

Hbu

Do trannies pick their partners zits like cis women do?

your brain is very good at making you believe things ig. i feel being here probably doesnt help a lot, ive seen so many people doom when looking absolutely fine.
and again, even if u actually did look "that bad" which is very subjective, u still deserve to be loved. there is certainly someone out there for you

but that's just your opinion, right? what if every single person in the world thinks a tranner passes but she stays in her room because she thinks she doesn't. does she pass then? she's only ever met people who don't think she passes. idk i think about this stuff a lot

Ew no. Don't pick at your pimples you'll get an infection

i need a lobotomy then

I want to go to a baseball game with my chaser and eat footlong wieners together

no i have an elaborate arsenal of treatments and patches i will deploy with extreme prejudice. i hope you don't have any allergies anon

relatable lol. im sure you can find happiness c:

new

your saying every stranger i’ve met who misgenders me is a super clocker and i just haven’t met any normal people?

I'll bring the practical stuff like the blanket for us to sit on and the champagne.

i love women, but i'm thinking of giving in,

love it but coral pinks are so hard to maintain

I can't eat a blanket. But champagne is nice.

I think you are going to make mini sliders for us right? Good i love that idea that's so kind of you [name]

ill never get over he unless i cut her off completely. i cant do that though i love hearing what she has to say...

Can't you love up at your store at least?

I am eating some chocolate i love chocolate

Yeah of course babe. Mini sliders it is. I just need a little direction you know not a lot, just a nudge.

that’s what was expected, until my boss imploded his life and now i’ll never get the promotion

Good man.

I'm hungry for sliders now baka it's almost 2am. Why did you do this to me [name]...

idk who says your sample is representative. statistics is weird

come be gay it's better

i feel nauseous

I wish I had a 0.6 waist to hip ratio

I stayed up until 2am flirting with you too.

What. Another aussie?

Bullshit, you're too normal

That sucks I'm sorry

do you ever shut up

teeheehee
youtu.be/QATmpIKxav8?si=t53dccYMOSvNP4Ji

life is gonna suck forever

No I've since fallen asleep, woken up, and immediately flirted with you again.

No, now buy me some lipgloss twink

i was preheating my oven but now i feel extremely nauseous and sweaty maybe this is it for me bros and babes

Oh no way you're that guy.

Cmon you gotta add me on discord, we could be chatting about whatever there. Don't be shy

get a job

have you been in the sun today? that's one of the symptoms of radiation

i havent left my house today

omg me too anon i didnt even see your post maybe its contagious

Wallets say the silliest shit

GAS LEAK

joe biden has prostate cancer....

bob mizer photos…

would be increidibly surprising since its electrical
my mom called him john when asking me if id heard

lazy lard ass people say the silliest shit

i'm jealous..... i've always wanted to die like that.... perhaps we could embrace each other, anon

sorry for making you sick anon

perhaps....
its okay its not your fault i think my stomach is just upset for some reason

You can’t even afford a vegetable

you never know

girl how do you even know what a vegetable when you're built like a whole PLANET?

i should skip lunch today

You mean my boobs?

Die

why?

do you turn sideways to go through doors

i had pistachios for lunch today

okay i just retched too luckily i havent had anything to eat today other than like 7 pieces of candy

Have you ever even held a door open for a woman?

when i puppypost its in the same way that mv for word up korn cover puppyposts

new

yeah i get it held open for me every time

Normalize holding doors open for chasers

do you think it would make me feel better? controlling my breathing isn’t helping much

normalize girls paying for dinner with their chaser

Chasers suck.

I should make scrambled eggs and bacon for breakfast tomorrow. I usually add shit loads of chilli powder but i am ooen to suggestions to make it better

June is just a rage baiter

dawgy and stu are the same person

ketchup goes great on scrambled eggs...........

*june and stu are the same person

I am several of the trips

screaming and throwing things around. imagine how much better this thread would be if every poster had eaten one (1) square meal in the past 24h
add like 10x as much chilli powder

maybe my coffee made me sick

i am you

you should try coffee beer

I’m anon

so pissed off that i didn't see this in time to post exactly 60s after it

dawgy has bullied other people and is now trying to act nice which is similar to what stu does.

i shouldn’t drink ever again actually

I thought dawgy was twinkchan? Everyone’s twinkchan nowadays

where even is stu

twinkchan doesn't post here anymore dawgy is the same person as stu.

why do people never have conspiracy theories about me i have no mystique.. why can't we make this about me

I apologize for bullying that bpd manipulator known as trayn rand. If I post my holes will you guys forgive me?

i'm hardly a woman

woman? i hardly knew her

suddenly im an anthill

ants make a lot of holes

I like that anon who is always like

do chasers actually like literally the best thing ever? I feel like they don't...

She makes me laugh

do chasers like it when you use their tiny little nuts as a punching bag? I feel like they do

dawgy has bullied other people without apolgizing multiple times.

do chasers like it when you disappear suddenly and cut off all contact witness protection style? i feel like they don't...

Chasers have monkey nuts