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He’s wolf posting all day

when will you ever stop

Do not call her he

yeah that's too fascinating to not want to investigate further. like does he howl in his bedroom? i need to know.

Never those cheeks have drove me to insanity

I can put you in the fridge anon but i am not sure how to make you fit

I kissed my bf yesterday

I wish I was your cat (getting kissed by you)

Big talk for a virgin

i need twink in doggy on all fours wearing a collar and leash and barking for it

Twinkchan is a beautiful black woman don't misgender her

She aint gonna pick you bro.

Oh it’s a girl? I don’t believe it she needs to post a voca asap
Def howling every time they post

Oh but you don't know if i am cute enough to give kisses. Maybe my lips are dry and chapped with peeling skin bc i drink only pepsi max all day

Is that her?

Idc I’m relentless

I know you're cute.

Ops pic? Nah mantras and old trip long gone she’s married and has two kids now

I wish she would wag her tail for me

Two little black adopted african kids

How could you possibly know this anon

Somehow I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life.

the last man i kissed was very handsome, about 2 months ago

Why?

She was a pooner

Too bad you'll never know for sure... Though I'm now convinced you're afraid you'll discover i look like the fridge in the gif so that's a nice thought

Nah you're so cute I'm not even concerned about your looks.

Why would you post here if you are in a relationship
I would never babe post other women if i had a gf it would be wrong

Real.

I'm looking for that one and only babe to call babe every sentence

You are a strange one i am ngl.

Maybe you're afraid i wont like you...

If dawgy was my gf I'd take her out on long walks & buy her designer collars, than take her out to a shooting range & watch them shoot some stuff. That'd be cool.

Should I use twist caps to rewire my water heater tomorrow or use it as an excuse to get a wireless soldering iron?
I'd feel better about it being soldered but I know that's not necessarily the "standard"

Ok let's not get into my head

Dont die bitch
I need you

If she were my gf I'd make her wear 6-inch stilettos when we go out so she'd be 11 inches taller me instead of only 5

i wish i was a woman

You are

Oh no I typed too fast and made myself sound esl

me on left

Fiiine :(

thinking about cheeks

What an enormously vast difference in life experience it must be to be attractive

now I'm thinking about cheeks

im thinking about your cheeks

right now I am laying down and drinking some milk

Who’s cheeks?

TRVKE i dare say? The knowledge-caust killed 6 million people with that post .

I wish she was a wolf.

Do not solder household electricity. That has not been code for like 100 years for good reason. Either wire nuts, or if you like Wago connectors.

What kinda milk? Post voca

Mine probably aren't too special. Let's think about yours, im manifesting them in my mind....

How do i get one of these

5/10 chaser btw

Haha that's awesome, just domineering over you. I wonder how tall they are

I'm laying down too but lack milk. Would be nice if you were using me as a pillow

yours
hope you like twink cheeks

i saw my ribcage and side profile today
can't keep doing this tbqh

You are amazing. Goodnight. I hope you have a nice afternoon or whatever it is for you.

whole milk because I am fat
I sound like a gay nasally twink, you don’t want to hear that

Do you like milkshakes?

(I do don't tell anyone)
where are you from?

I love fagcent twinky please say something

Sleep tight anon.

us

Babe post it

Same. So what brings you to the chaser thread gay twink?

Crazy I was hitting hip thrust like crazy today

It's the bdd

I can provide you with infinite milk, so long as I can use your chest as a pillow
yes, they’re tasty and simple
I refuse to right now, I am way too tired, ask me tomorrow perchance

blah blah blah
ffs better make my face pass well enough to carry this body

What brand?

everyone eepy bedge time

i like men and since i’m on hrt that disqualifies me from posting in gaygen so i came here
let’s see it babe

You can curl up and use me as your body pillow twinky, ill rub your hair as you fall asleep. No payments needed.

When will normal Aussie chasers be invented? Asking for a friend

If you are who I think you are I think your body is great.

since i’m on hrt that disqualifies me from posting in gaygen

Kek

freak island

No I wanna stay up I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow
I can’t just taking a picture of my ass seems so gay

Ur so based dawgy, pls bully me sometime

But we need to hear it so we can have sweet dreams

Save me anon, they keep doing weird unhinged shit.

santa clara, but I like alpura as well
lala is overrated but if it’s on sale I’ll buy it
I’m very jewish but I like to buy the quality mexican brands
it’s not a payment, it’s an equal love exchange

i can just leave if you want me to
real man appreciators can appreciate all parts of a man

im hunter shafer

Am I coming off as mean? I'm sorry I didn't mean to. I'm actually about to go, this isn't really my thread anymore. You stay and enjoy yourself.

Please be real, I love you

should i maaturbate right now or no

right now. i won't accept it later

It's late dude, do it in the morning

U need to lower ur definitions of normal
Include under 25s bb

I have never kissed anyone

Record it and post it

if you post biceps I’ll bully you
my voice is pretty mediocre, it’s not terrible but it’s not something that’ll give you sweet dreams

Do it

What's your definition of normal?
I'm not a chaser just a bi guy though.

no actually im an oldshit hon jobneet
sorry to disappoint you

I like fairlife and Straus

noo i have to work tomorrow morny
i could send it to the guy i'm talking to but that would be somewhat forward

You don’t even know we’ve been dreaming about dawgy all day

I won't, I promise <3
Oh I didn't know that. I've always been told soldering is best but most of my electrical experience is cars and projects. Housework is newer to me

I'd never heard of wago but they look neat and say they're rated for high temps so I think I'll do that. Thank you!!
They remind me of those cheap trash wire connectors I've seen people run all through cars before like this pic

I love you Pichu.

Rav post a pic of you butt naked on your bike

Rav's oiled up cheeks on my face

back in the states I just drank borden, but I’ve heard good things about fairlife
your dreams would be crushed

im sorry

Why dont u use the trip anymore

if you post biceps I’ll bully you

It's like you notice me every time, there's just no way

I'm still not

you could be happy. it's entirely within reach

Ew :c
I don't have one, srry

Nooo that would be wrong i am almost 30 omg. If ur like 24 turning 25 this year that'd be one thing i *guess* but if ur like 20 that's cradle snatching and i can't do that without wanting to vom. Sorry anon, truly, I am sure you are really lovely.

Has a job, doesn't ask me to top, doesn't have a hate boner for dan andrews, showers regularly, etc

Crush them already

im not really sure
im expecting a call back from another ffs surgeon tomorrow so i can set up a consultation with him
i hope ffs fixes me

Yeah I wanna know so I can filter u

ffs will not fix you. Your hatred of yourself does not come from how you look.

I mean technically it would be great since so many homes still have soldered connections, but to have code you would technically need approved solder, only similar metals, and ground connections are not allowed to be soldered. It would also look bad for home insurance reasons if it's new solder work. I love wago nuts though they're foolproof and easy. Plus they're clear so you can tell if you have a good connection at a glance.

hi cg i recently found this image where someone remade the album but with john marston from red dead i like it

If you try to top I will cage you, I don't know who that is, I shower every day, I don't have a job for reasons but I do have an income.

Welfare nigger

Are you not aussie?

Totes ok if you have no job but income ig, as long as you do stuff that helps you stay mentally well. I found that during my neet era having no job made me way more oofie due to the lack of structure.

meh
agree to disagree

That’s pettey cool anon
Do you like their music?

You look good today, you pass today.
You will probably look and pass slightly better. It will help but your body issues aren't reality so it will not be a magic fix.

as this anon said ffs will change nothing because your self-image does not reflect anything about your actual appearance. it's entirely disconnected from reality. if you get ffs you'll just convince yourself it failed. you are unhappy because you refuse to take action to address your real problems. unless this changes you will never approach happiness

I am Australian yeah.

Ohh I see. Thanks so much for the info <3
Yeah I think I'm gonna get the wagos in the morning. Wish me luck :)

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of shitpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand shitpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.
Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".
Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic shitpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of "cutepost" being called "shitpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic Shitpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you!

fug why is the formatting all messed up

Good luck, you'll get it done in no time

if that's true and it really is just mental then maybe seeing a brand new face in the mirror will shock me into being fixed

I'm going to start cuteposting as a chaser

fag

Oh and yeah I do workout and have hobbies and stuff.

I hope and pray this happens for you. You deserve to be happy.

i do, they have some good stuff

How do you not know who daniel andrews is then lol

What state are you from?

ur so mean >.<

deserve is a very funny word
but anyway you're kind, anon

You're a good person.

I'm cis so I'm not Victorian.
QLD.
I can't imagine caring about politics let alone Australian politics.

Ooo have you got muscles?

Eh. Nothing crazy.

would be nice. i hope that happens. it won't though. maybe it'll temporarily improve things, but it won't last, you'll crash back down in a short while. you have severe anxiety/paranoia that grades into psychosis. this WILL NOT resolve itself. you HAVE to move to address it, which requires that you first acknowledge that it is a problem instead of denying it. you need a qualified therapist who can help you deal with this. i understand that it's inherently difficult to do this when you have trust issues but it has to happen. there's more that i want to say but i imagine it'll fall on deaf ears so i won't bother. i'm saying this because i consider you a friend & i want you to be happy. the way you're going will not make things better for you

romantically? never

Because brown

who is this
also i might meet with a therapist again if i can find one who will do exclusively telehealth. that is not hard to find i just haven't really looked

Lol valid. I've only ever been to the Gold Coast, it's nice. Could never live up there though my hair would never forgive me.

I wanna see

your life has no purpose

i'm glad

i have finished my hw yay

Yay

Qott: 3 years ago, since then only greeting kisses, which I doubt count

Lock Melbourne down harder, Daddy Andrews!!

I want to live somewhere cold.
How old are you?

when you finish your homework and then the suicidal urges come back

2 nights ago

I love you

28. Hbu

The best 3 years of my life. I want them back.

do i do it
youtu.be/C-oNWtAKNfk?si=Ec0URlRRC6_yzBXz

29

Got discord?

I kissed my cat on the top of his head about two hours ago. Other than him it's been a little over three years.

They already have been. They're just hard to find.

This applies to Eurotranners complaining and UStranners complaining, your same area chasers exist, you just need to call out for them and give them a chance

Cute. Kiss again.

I just kissed my gf a few hours ago

Guess who stepped on a pin TT_TT Tetanus shot inbound

They're like the unknown from pokemon, weird, rare and in a different dimension :(

But they're legit so fucking weird man cmon

Maybe you're equally weird, how do we know? Do something normal.

I've heard the same thing from Eurotranners and UStranners about their respective chasers, or that they don't exist, either way, the moment the chaser appears, the tranners from another continent tend to like him, so maybe there's something else about it

I was recording the sound of my moans from touching myself but my annoying ass roommate came into the apartment so I had to stop so now I can't keep doing it AND I can't attentionfarm before bed

Ha. I love your roommate.

Why so

They made me laugh.

Hmm

What's on your mind?

I'm normal, though i have bpd (managed). I go to work, cook food, sleep, shower; and write/paint/piano as hobbies. Though admittedly i am shitty at actually doing them consistently.

I think the novelty of someone from somewhere else is nice. I'd probably be smitten by an American chaser or a European one easily enough unless he had freaky kinks

Wondering why one would laugh at such unfortunate circumstances

okay chat just cropped another shirt … this has become a bad habit ..

Okay but imagine it's trans Jerry Seinfeld jerking her shit, moaning and all the works for some online goons when Kramer busts in, audience goes crazy. Jazz music, credits.
How does somebody end up playing piano? Parents make you as a kid?

The novelty ain't bad, the possibility of meeting is slimmer though, compare a few hours of air travel between Europeans and having to move between continents, that usually is a deterrent for anyone

twinkhonfidence unmatched rn …

Qott: 8 years.

Wow why

qott: humiliating but the genuine answer is that i kissed this thread goodnight on my phone screen before i went to sleep. i don't know why it was a random impulse im sorry

it's literally fucking addictive like they need rehab for this shit all of my t-shirts are in about five pieces it's twisted. have you started cutting out the neckline yet did i just make it worse

I JUST CUT THE NECKLINE OUT OF MY SHIRT RN

I haven't been interested in anyone nor tried to find someone to be interested in.

Sometimes I wonder if I want a girlfriend or an apprentice. I know that sounds odd

wait i’m curious explain sweetheart

How curious. Why? Scared of something?

IT'S SO GOOD RIGHT i literally just bought a bunch of shirts to crop I'm so stoked about it. i want to hem them properly but I pawned my sewing machine for drug money so I have to do it by hand. it's kind of soothing though....
this is insanely dreamy literally the most attractive thing ever posted in here

The way the relationship flows I suppose. I want to lead, guide, teach, show them the world as I see it and inhabit it. Sometimes I doubt I'd have the same eagerness about learning from someone as much as I want them to learn from me, which feels selfish in a partner but expected in an apprentice. There's more but I lack passion at the moment,

wait this is kinda goals this is so sweet :)

That's good to hear then. I don't know how much I'd have to offer beyond perspective unfortunately.

praying that love like this will find me

i think it’s kinda sweet thought, i like having a guy who can give me advice and whatnot, it makes me feel safer in a sense ya know?

You're very interesting Bronya. I'm sure it could happen for you.
Yeah. There's a whiff of condescension in it though don't you think? Not sure, it feels presumptuous. Domineering? Too extreme a word but maybe that's more accurate.

well personally i kinda like it when my partner is a bit condescending in a casual sense, i want to be in a relationship because i a man who is like protective and caring and can be like that sorta kind stable force in my life

ehehe im not sure im studious and deferent enough i think i would probably get in trouble pretty fast

Yes. Losing people hurts far worse than how good having them feels. I remain alone where I'm safe and comfy. Otherwise my life's very wonderful so I stay content.

That's good to hear then. It always sounds stranger in my own head.
That's it's own set of fun at least.

do you think so? maybe there's hope for me after all im excited now

Do you have regrets then? For having had those feelings?

idk my friends always joke im looking for a dad in relationships but i don’t think it’s crazy to want a stable guy who is supportive and loves u…

Yeah, i originally hated it but then my mum got me to watch phatom of the opera and I became OBSESSED with the art and music of it so i started playing it again and learnt a few songs, then dropped it.

Then a few years ago i got drunk and ordered an $800 ($350 - $400 USD) and started learning gymnopedie no 1 :) It's fun but i need to be less lazy w it

This is true, but for a fling it'd be cute. I technically have EU citizenship (irish parents) so i could prob move over pretty easily :>

I'd never move to america probably, at least not atm. Maybe canada.

the perfect guy unironically for older brother complex havers like me

I imagine they'd argue there's a slight difference lol. But yeah you're not wrong.

I don't know. Probably not, it's good data. I know that I don't want to feel the bad feelings again and I know that they're avoidable living as I do.

just washed my hair c:

i have given up on trying to figure out whether i want a dad as a shorthand for a supportive and caring bf or vice versa. i have made my peace with it

Maybe anyway, I find you confusing, in an interesting way. You know too much.

desu the difference is not that much…. idk as long as a guy is nice and caring and tolerates me i think that’s good
type shit

Thank you for sharing. I'll hope for your happierness.

They've Dad-zoned me again.

i think i might have dpd and i mean it and its your fault for pointing it out to me

sorry i apologize

no anon i said older brother that is not the same thing as a dad, its way better actually because my dad would scold me but a brother i could take in a fight

Can i call you daddy when you're balls deep? Or is that a no no

Dear god, CG Euro-posts suck so much

had to wake up early for work

Just being funny. Common trend is all. They won't stop calling me daddy, chaser world problems.
I need a whole family system charted out for me here. Pros and cons. I think I want an aunt.
That's the one time I'm expecting it.

I think I want an aunt.

no you want a transgender little sister you feel an intrinsic need to be protective off because everyone else is mean to her and you love her thats what you want anon

sorry my dad doesn’t like me and i seek the approval and comfort of a father figure from my relationships <//3

Ok but i feel like i am missing an important thing here:

Are you dad coded? Do you have a dad bod? And are you cuddly but kind of peeved as well

LMAO
idk what you mean im just a sweet innocent hrt twink 0:3

u guys have little sister zoned me the other day

Euroanons are all employed, with normal lives and struggling with aging, USanons are all zoomers with zoomies that do a shitton of activities instead of earning money

what does that mean

Fucked up, but this dynamic would work for me.
It's alright anon I think that's pretty common from what I hear. And see. And what they keep telling me.

dad coded

Maybe a little? No clue.

dad bod

Not really.

cuddly but kind of peeved

Exact descriptor, yeah.

idk two anons have said im the threads little sister or smth lol

Is it over? Started on first of July, late transitioner, 21
unsee cc/album#ws7u4QvSyUml

sorry for being just like all the other girls baka <////3

Hmm. You've passed 1.24/3 on the dad scale so far. But we can still work with it

sweetheart you’re fine, it’s gonna be alright

the dudes thristing in the comments lmao

Fucked up, but this dynamic would work for me.

thats right anon its all youve ever wanted actually because you still have to guide me and i look up to you its actually perfect for you youve just never considered it before

Your body is 10/10. I know dysphoria makes if hard to believe but you look great, and I hope you can see it one day.

t. Trans woman

Lol

You think about this a lot I take it?

How damn tall are you? Great figure btw

lowkey it’s so over for me because of my giant man shoulders

every single day i pray for chasergen to give me the older brother my parents never did

Had it on public for a min on accident
6' but I live in Germany, where this is the average height for men my age

I wish I had a gf like this, but who didn't post her nudes to Anon Babble

Men are so rude and annoying sometimes...

You passed the Italian test, if you can get an horny comment in Italian you're pretty much passing

Get gianter tits, easy

the male voyeuristicslly consumes the image of the woman and complains of his own bile being spit back up

true… getting on prog in about two months so ….. we will see…

Religious devotion to fucking your bro, admirable really.

I was suggesting you just buy them outright. It's like the Apple store now I hear, even got chubby little nerds with tablets to show you a model of giant fake tits. The future.

okay look anon its not an incest thing anymore than wanting a father figure is an incest thing its just a dependency and security thing so actually its not that weird it just has a tiny tinge of mental unhealth mixed in there but like a normal amount really

im a zoomer with zoomies im convinced I'm an American trapped in the body of a euro. even just typing that made me nauseous
most of the time i want to reply this to every single post in this gen lol

I wasn't judging you. I get it. But it's still a little funny.

god this is the dream. this is all I've ever wanted

yeah yeahhh good whatever yeah its a little dumb and silly to want a fake brother... unless maybe YOU want it to be an incest thing...? haha jk jk... unless? lol haha

aw, don’t have the economy for a BA rn, getting my other BA <//3

Im a euro poor in college :)))

You're American

Nope. Germoid

Impossible, all Euros are working people, we have no colleges and we skip to 25 yo when we grow up

When was the last time you kissed someone

Like 7 years ago. It's the only virginity I've ever lost because they refused to fuck me and hardly enjoyed the kissing.

im an euroneet

No uni is basically free which means we are able to get masters and doctorates while Americans only get bachelors

Better long term returns anyway. What in?

Need a euro gf thats smarter than me

Shush, you're ruining the illusion that euro hours are boring because we work all day compared to the Yanks

Need a guy to punch me and then give me a cuddle thank u

I'm fine with all the parts until you actually start calling me your brother. I've got siblings and that'd be too odd I think.

Can we do it without the cuddling