/chasergen/

I would put the Beats by Dr. Dre on your bitchass

Based it’ll be like old times. /CG rules the world

Hello can I order some chasers please? Male only

you are a gay male

exactly
and people say I'M the newfag

You are a gay male

At your service babe

yes

tranny from my class who's most likely a transbian is getting chunky in the right places. i can't fall for a transbian, bros. it goes against my chasing principles. what's your advice?

You can turn her bro

crawling around under my tranner gf's desk and sucking her toes while she plays the S.T.A.L.K.E.R Trilogy

????????????

Sure which ones do you want?

sorry wrong thread

Holy fucking based

time to troon out

transbians are all secretly into guys anyway. imagine how good it would feel to turn her straight.

Boymoder gf who I refuse to respect her wishes to be called he/him in public and she stares in horror at me every single time I do it

i think i'm just a twink

im her sweet little snork

I want Dude as a friend, maybe Nils, I dont know any others

I just want to let you know that I was thinking of you specifically when I posted

I’m not fond of the “bisexuals”

That’s why you should get it over with already and transition

bisexual btw

Have Dude come back since the crash?

Yeah he's gay now

i thought of myself when i read it but i will never go by she'her so it's fine

I needed someone like you when I was early in transition

he only post in gaygen now

Hey guys I'm gonna JO brb

i go by they them

Wooden office desk I got from my brother

Tranner or chaser?

t.ranner

Introducing you to my friends as my girlfriend, using your girl name, and turning to you sinking into your big black hoodie

me too

If I cleaned your room could I eat your ass?

enbies won btw

i wish i was a wolf

Not a real thing

Wtf where?

it is clean though!

enbies won

part of my huge ass desk lmao

i guess im not real
enbies won

I want to fuck you

Nb aren't real

It's male or female, pick one. You're harming transgendered people by making retarded shit up.

Is that what you call clean? There’s clutter all over the desk in a bowl on the floor. Smh you owe us booty pics now

if you look close enough you can see my 3dsxl

deal with it chud

Shall I wound my colleague's ego by mogging on a whole other level, or shall I play it safe and try not to rock the boat? I have the means to absolutely crush this week and dude's been out for my ass for months

I chase my own tail
you will be dizzy

i don't fit in either label.

It and freak

Mog! Mog! Mog!

nah i'm good

Truth

Where’s the rest of it

I am a man in half of my life to make men comfortable and a woman in the other half of my life to make myself happy and there's an awkward middle ground of people who kinda know the vibe. To those people I guess I'm non binary.

sorry but i’m a 600lb retarded tranny

i have a ps1 and 360 aswell but they’re cutoff from the img

I love that typewriter. I kind want to get one myself.

What are some of your fav games on the 360?

enbies won btw

sonic unleashed, dead space, and the dmc hd collection

I want to fuck you

good lord i accidentally napped on a sunday night until 9pm
sleeping tonight is going to be rough. and i forgot i wanted to order tofu soup delivery tonight...

oh well doesn't matter my hair smells good and im cozy under blankets so im winning

Nta
I want to fireman's carry you

I love you Pichu

for why

It's sounds fun. Imagine you speaking to me "put me on the ground you massive retard" while I run non-stop with a determination gaze in my eyes

Who are you anyways? I'd guess stu but i haven't seen your butthole yet so probably not

Napping is retarded, just say up like a normal person

Gross
She was making for carrying around not your turbo rapist sperg dawg

This nigga got beef with napping

ok i guess i still don't understand why you'd want to do that to me in particular
i'm my own thing, a gay twink on hrt

Ahat the hell are you talking about

He just thinks being mad and angry at everything is a personality

He's trying to mock Pichu, he's obsessed

*he's trying to fuck pichu

thanks goat

why you'd want to do that to me in particular

Why the sky is blue?

Why birds fly north on spring?

Why the warm sun makes our skin relax?

Too much questions. Nature flows and I carry Gay Twink and run

Is there anything you look for in someone?

cg needs a thread skank ready to post tits and horny vocaroos online 24/7. It fucking sucks here without that vibe

Post a good boy vocaroo

i've almost done it the last few threads but every time i've fallen asleep and not felt like doing it come morning

I do know he’s trying to get with her and it’s really sad that’s how he try’s to do it
He is still miserable to everyone else as well and it’s just unpleasant when he’s around

Whats stopping you?

fair enough i suppose
i'll do it

i have too much self-respect for it when i'm well rested

Show me your ass right now babe

it was a childhood gift from an aunt

love you too anon but also something something version of me something etc
dang you barpeque im literally going back on those silly meds that cause extreme fatigue as a side effect
this is what you wanted!!
we send each other stuff on instagram but we don't necessarily chat much these days, im not sure this is an accurate read on his motives

I'm so happy you're back on your meds, I hope you're doing well.

i'll do it

Please

They'll try to suck your dick.

sex

with me? :3

hm

If you just did vocaroos, I don't think you'd have any reason to lose self-respect

are you bi

vocaroos are even more humiliating than showing ass if you think about it

Who cares. This is like an escape from reality, unless you're really a whore and meeting ppl from this thread to have sex with.

Do both and then see if you were right

hahaha i'm just fucking around. give me something to read i'll consider it

Hi chasers what can I do to get you to post your bodies? My eyes are hungry for man meat

Post your ass, babe.

chaser btw

youtube.com/watch?v=iwUBxfIpYzI
imagine getting to see places from your favorite movies where you live. I would like to eat at the Burger King at 545 N Victory Blvd, Burbank, CA, United States

Hi Boston

Oh that's so cool. How often do you use it?

Gross.

Chat is this real

their guts
but idk, I guess being close to someone would be the most important thing, distance is hard

My phone browser won't let me upload pics anymore guess it's over

Very

Last time I posted people denied my existence despite of my timestamp

i got 4/10 it could be worse

Gf who lets me use her breasts as pillows and fall asleep listening to her beating heart as she strokes my hair

Its the ESL + autism

1/10

There's nothing wrong with breeding

Only two of those are a hard pass

Gf who wakes me up because we accidentally fell asleep without saying I love you to each other

which one is it

I would hate this so much.

If people think you are fake, a good sign you are hot
People didn’t question if I was real and I’m a 5/10

no comment but it's like the tamest on the list don't really have fucked up fetishes

Cute

DC

Anyways, here you go
unsee cc/album#nxpNR4sCyHqK

Only 1 and honestly, it's more of a "would like to try once and see how it is."

Chasers do you like it when trans girls steal your hoodies and get cake batter all over them because they're making you your favourite cake with a heart made of frosting on it? And then after you've had the cake they ask if you want to play video games together and then they pick your favourite game that they bought you and let you tell them about all the lore in the game for the 99th time? And then after that she asks you to cuddle on the couch and watch anime because she knows you like it? And then when you go to bed she waits until you fall asleep and then goes to cry in the bathroom because you forgot to say I love you back?

Do you like that, chasers?

jesus christ

I need you

Oh fuck me. Like please, fuck me. Dear lord.

nightmare scenario

Are our bare knuckle boxing match still on?

omg i remember you, i said you were hot then and you're still hot now.

cry in the bathroom because you forgot to say I love you back?

too real :(

I don't like any of that.

Those pics are legitimately fake. The exact same ones he's posted before too

sure why not

You have to say you love me back though or I'll have to fuck your dad...

As if

If she gets "cake batter" on my hoodie I'm going to put it on without washing it

fake and gay

Beating your tranner in a bare nut-cle busting match

you're gay

I will never forget to say I love you back babe.

Frosting

Repeating myself

Anime

Insecurity

I don't like any of that.

You better not

I don't like any of that.

anime website

Remember. Never trust words. Only trust actions.

For you.

if he hates anime i don't fuck with him

I only like women

<3 I actually need you

I would not say “man meat” but I support her goals lol

anyone want a gf who looks like a woman but is in actuality just a guy

I hate anime.

What if he's just not particularly into anime but is cool with participating in your interest a bit

Why do you need me.. is it because of my ample bossom and great personality

unsee cc/album#oI8sV8nuSx6y
Here, a timestamp. I was laying in my bed and got up just to take the timestamp

fag
that is completely fine

What pet name is your chaser husband's man meat getting, Boston?

Right here

In my country this is illegal

i need the mtftm hole this belongs to
a tranny in tech yous sshould share your drawings
yeah confirmed. good job on being neat and tidy

i'm like a woman in a man way

I like to send funny memes to gay little people on my telephone :)

Yes.

Thanks for the mirin'. I appreciate deeply

yayyy

bichads will inherit the earth

is it still acceptable if i won't shut up every time i have a single sip of alcohol

What can I do with said gf?

none of you gave me anything funny to read >:/

?

why can't guys post their discord instead of asking for mine :p

I just say dick or cock

normal guy things because the gf is actually a guy

Absolutely

normal guy things

What guy things?

It's vertically challenged, tyvm

The default is asking for a girls number, as opposed to giving her yours. It makes sense.

Bisexuals (subhuman) will be cattle to fuel my (sussy) meat farm (cannibalism?)

I wanna see o:

I'm not terminally online enough to have an alt

Booooooo

nothing forget it nvm

is that true? i've never really been in that situation
hey!

tgf who wants to adopt a black baby with me & we raise him to be a lawyer named Clarence but he doesn't know his adoptive mother is trans until he's older & mature enough to understand what all this implies

See what? I already showed my body lol

cool cool
hmm like working out and doing car stuff i guess maybe watching sports too i need a guy to force me to stop me being feminine need to man up

might share drawings later tee bee h

One day Mario woke up.

Sorry it's the truth, it's why I didn't give mine before

The link isn't working for me. I think I'm dumb :( it keeps redirecting me to the homepage

The feminine is beautiful tho. Nothing better than the masculine showing devotion and protection towards the feminine

There is no picture, he's fake

but i gotta man up and hit the gym again

nothing more masculine than teaching your boyfriend how to be a real man
captcha M2T2M

Not really in a setting like this. People don't want to speak to men here, so it's easier to post without random people adding you.

goodnight anons
i love you

I love you

hit the gym again

Just curious, what did your routine looked like? I just want to confirm something

gn ilu

Goodnight rose(I think)
I love you

Don’t boo me I’m right

Just say you’re a manlet sweetums

uhh i just did legs

Chasers suck :( They're always trying to catfish and make you call them mummy and saying "Hey i have a weird question" or "Hey i have a weird thing i wanna try" during sex

Goodnight, sweet dreams.

I knew it. Lol

i'm anon not rose. you can take your love back if you want to

Hey I have a weird thing I wanna try. It's cuddling and falling asleep together when we're finished.

No I still love you
I will not accept it back sorry

wdym

the fucking dream

rabbit

Maybe. I explained the logic of why it could reasonably be assumed. I don't use discord, I only know real life.

I don’t even think that guy is a catfish I think people just don’t want to have to compete with him and I get it desu
Btw can I try something on you? (It’s chocking btw)

It's extremely fembrained to work only legs

That guy you're defending is literally you mr ESL

okay, thank you

Shes mine sorry

oh hell no

so what help me out and teach me how to get big

?
I’m just a random other chaser

Are you the guy who who awkwardly set up a scenario to invite yourself up and just jerked off in front of her?

Damn. I'll keep trying. Someone will be based.

I literally made a timestamp
unsee cc/album#9FWSz3rACQDu

No lol what is this story?

Will you let me talk about the people at work I don't like and then have the conversation lead into us psychoanalysing people in our personal lives because it's fun?

Only if you have big strong hands roughened by manly work.

I still can't see the pic so i guess i will die never knowing what is making men insecure with this guy :(

What’s everyone’s favorite Sonic game?

Can you choke me using your arm pls thank you.

Do double peace signs with your hand with your arms crossed like do you smell what the rock is cookin

i don't play video games

Each body part you do between 10 to 20 sets

Preferably high intensity for 8 to 12 sets

Rep range follows a linear periodization

Do the main lifts(bench press, squat, deadlift)

For each workout have 2 to 3 accessory compound heavy lifts to assist the main lift

More 3 to 4 isolated movements

Since you are a begginers work till failure(because it's actually 1 RIR since you lack body knowledge)

Upper lower might be ideal for you, since you are an begginer

adventure 2

sa2

damn thank you i did not think you'd actually deliver i'm going to sc this. i'm tryna be beefy so no one thinks i'm a tranny

jynx!

zero! i don't really have fetishes. i do do some kink stuff but only cause bf likes it

You would you like preferably? A upper lower, PPL, fbeod (I am not good with this kind of program) or a Bro Split?

Moidflesh

You would you like preferably?

huh and idk what that stuff means i'm sorry

We are gonna have a jiu jitsu match? I am not that good with grappling, I am more of a striker due to my background on Muay Thai and boxing

Moidflesh is pink and tender

I miss sexually harassin stu
I miss sexually harassin bronya
I miss sexually harassing snurly

I have never been punched before, does it hurt? You can't punch my boobs, that's the only limit bc it'll cause capsular contracture and that'd be awful for everyone involved

I liked that one anon, she was cute.

Yes you can share everything about your life with me all night long. I just want to spend time with you and listen to you. Besides Shelly really is kind of a bitch I think she's having problems with her husband.

i miss anon

wish I was cute

You are anon

You are

Anon has always been my favorite.

it’s really a shame about the accident

PPL means Push (chest, shoulders and triceps) Pull (back, biceps and read delt) Legs (quads, hamstring, glutes and calves). It has a nice frequency (every muscle 2 times per week) and is generally made 6 times a week. However it's very fatiguing and hard to recover
I follow this routine

Upper lower means training Upper body one day and lower body the other. It's done 4 times a week with a nice recovery. However it has lower volume.

Fbeod is "full body every other day", it's a full body workout 3 to 4 times a week. It's done by enthusiasts of high intensity and O have no idea on how to make a program for this routine (but I can find one for you).

And bro split is one muscle or two per day. Generally done 5 times a week

So many innocent animals, so much blood. ;-;

didn't one girl write chasergen on her boob one time. that shit was awesome

Wow that's a really hot thing to say ngl. My main problem is with Linda from hr though she's crazy and keeps sending me spam emails to sign up for her mlm. Wild out there really

wish i was the anon everyone liked

Oh sorry, I don't beat women. Our match is cancelled

I like when they have a little more self-confidence to only write things on their boobs for me. One of them Madonna whores, my kind of woman.

Yeah are you going to go to her stupid "party" where she tries to sell it to you?

i wish that for you too anon

why the hell do none of you ever say this about me that's hot as fuck
9/11 (lol)
i never get sexually harassed im always the sexual harasser :( im cg's premier rapehon

ok licking ur face all over gngn

You literally are

Bro she doesn't even have real food it's dixie cups of Mr. Pibb, Hydrox, and celery sticks.

ok jesus thank you so much i'm gonna hop on anavar and look like larry wheels

am i worthy of love?

what are the two? raceplay and breeding?

I need you

Your tongue could cover my entire face

I actually got invited to one of these once by a girl in my old friend group selling sex toys. I did not go. I am kind of a prude desu talking overtly about sex makes me uncomfy

im casting

Goodnight!

You're just a normal person. Sex is private.

I will find you... And I will inject 2500mg of test, 1000 of EQ and 1000mg of trenbolone enanthate into your body...

im not really into femdom i just do it for the love of the bit. im getting into it just by doing it though LMAO
i can moisten my own eyes manually like a lizard. you like that baby?

Of course, anon.

i love you wanna get married

goodnight beautiful I love you

I have a unironic tongue fetish so that would probably make my dick leak precum desu

Is it normal? I thought it was brainwashing from being raised catholic. Maybe that's why i have fucked up masochistic kinks too desu.

Match with a guy on Hinge that liked me

We get to chatting and hit it off insanely well

He asks about a dinner date on Wednesday, tell him sadly I can't as I work Wednesday evenings, and am often too tired to do anything afterwards

Suggest Friday

Says that works

10 minutes later or so

"Oh you're trans?"

"Yes. I have it in my profile. I assume you saw it?"

"No. I just did. It's not you, it's me, but I'm just not comfortable dating a trans."

Unmatches me almost instantly.

Kms. Fuck my stupid tranny life.

You seem really normal to me. But I also don't know what weird depraved things it takes you to get off.

I swear people do it on purpose.

Will you divorce me and steal half of my things? (I am including my Lego Batman toys in this list)

that's why i'm a twink and sleep with bi men

dodged a bullet girl

Stealth if you don't tell on yourself

It might be normal it depends on how severe we're talking. Hard to say without actually knowing you.
So want to get to know each other?

hehe wait that's so cute.... i wanna play with u you sound like my perfect mark

no divorce is bad

I try to be extra normal to balance out the whole being a tranny thing. I think it works ok.

Depravity

I like pain a lot but I don't like it from ppl i actually love and want to have a long term relationship with yk? Ig if the relationship started out like that it'd be fine

Trips of transbian meta attraction

its most certainly catholic brainwashing btw all flirting aside like. that is what that is
t. former and current catholic

i still don't really get the whole meta attraction thing I need to find a book on it or something

I need you

Are you over 25? If so post discord

I knew they put something in the communion wine... It was intrinsic shame and self loathing

Or marriage is tomorrow. Be ready for a life of easting 36 eggs a day, watching bingeflix and doing heavy dips

over 25

Boston?

are you sure?

going to record a bunch of vocaroos of me rambling about my day and post them randomly

Australia sorry! Can be e-friends though? :)

I'll fall in love with you if you do

Would you ever want to leave Australia?

only issue is i sound like a man but we'll roll with it anyways

Fake fans, my favorite is Rush

I will respond with incoherent ESL speech

i haven't unpacked it since i've moved but i'm moving again soon and i'll have more space to set it up

I'm just wondering if we've already met now actually. Is your profile picture a redhead?

get banned

wait out ban

post on trip

get a thirty-day for evasion

thishas happebed like three or four times in a row now. can someone explain this to me please

Hmm. Possibly, at least to visit after i have FFS next year. If i liked america enough after that then yes

mtftm hole

how did you know and why would you want that

Very, yes. Are you worried?

Maybe they just don’t fw you like that

Do you have a strong accent?

Yes — who are you

Pretty simple, you ban evaded. If you're bad once you're punished forever.

quite a bit actually

Jannies please ban this evader again she's asking for it
Oh we just added each other once, had some light conversation and then never talked again lol. This would've been almost a year ago now? You're cool though, very nice.

outlook likely

voca.ro/1hsTKplDeazN
here is your ramble for the night from your favorite faggot

vocaroo.com/1hk5srd7pGuD

Oh omg! Well feel free to message me again :) Sorry I suck at keeping up sometimes lol

for real? why not just completely not respect any of the bans then lol? why bother if i'm not gonna get unbanned?

Do you want to talk about it? Might help.

Replied to the wrong post dumbass

You have a beautiful voice

I'm betting you didn't actually wait out the ban. You probably posted as anon during it and so when the trips ban ran out that's when you received the punishment for it. You never respected it.

i need to go to bed but thank you anyway

Ty :)

Seems like a nice overall day and all.
What is your new job?
Also, you want to start law school? Are you on those American community colleges?

coffee beer

Coffee. No beer.

No coffee. No beer.

I would actually love to just listen to you gossip about work all night, or anything really.
Also you definitely have an accent but it's cute. You're cute.

Post discord :>

i'm drinking stout with coffee notes it's genuinely delicious

No beer
Had 9 beers last night
Salad and walking tonight

I have to make an alt

Breeding isnt a fucking fetish you gay retards

voca.ro/19Q6tbCYlR3U

lol i wanted to use shower drawing seems like someone already has here

yeah i just like piss and blood

I am patient :> You can alternatively add me: Cakegirl37

I dressed as a bunny for a thing while I was gone the last few days. It was fun and the guys there kept making funny comments and flirty stuff and I called them faggots and we all laughed. How's everyone been?:3

It's my purpose actually

voca.ro/17hrsvZWf77t

You probably shouldn't tell the babes you relegate talking to them on an alt account

most guys I’ve talked to added me on an alt and then immediately added me to their main

All those great times you had

My life genuinely sucked from the start till now

All the things you hoped to be

They were all stolen from me

i bet owning a motorbike is so lit

Harsh anon you should have some icecream!

yeh kinda same it is what it is
i got some coffee ice cream

Why do the suicidal thoughts come back so fast at night?

A 17 year old ran a red light and hit me while I was turning left and I almost died

Delicious choice

Okay sleep tight anon, hope you feel better about it soon. Just remember people can and will love you.

Well, hope you the best for your education, job and mental health.

youtube.com/watch?v=D4ojYQr2WXk&list=PLMg7YhrwdkNM7Hl1x7q3Zg_qdogRUBB6G&index=7

god ill never get over this song. the feels are so damn nice

so real

Did you fuck though?

Sigh I got no (you)s on my bunny b8. I'm getting bad at this maybe it's time to retire

Let's see it babe

:( i bet u look sooooo cool on ur bike though.......

I enjoy the Fat Rat of Newport very much.
Everybody gets old. Maybe you just need to switch it up for a bit. Baiting by picking random "icks" is always good.

I can't raise my hand above my head and have a rod in my shoulder. But yeah I'm sick

For most people it's the only time your mind is quiet enough for you to really sit with and ruminate on. You're also tired.

oh fuck that's gnarly i'm sorry anon

How do I get a cute gf?

I will add you tomorrow. I'm in bed right now

youtube.com/watch?v=CZR55GSCfiE

hes one of my fave characters i draw from time to time. reminds me of my dad lol his faves were newports

I like Roselyn Westwood even if she is a Midwest Emo

Be a cute tall top or have lots of money

As if you don't have discord on your phone >:( Smh

thank you, i hope my coworkers will ok with having a feminine twink as their coworker

I really do not want to say hello and then fall asleep

I like rosewood even if i can never actually have her
Its kinda like a pinup but for the heart

with having a feminine twink as their coworker

Idk what this would even be a problem in the first place.

There's something about that style of Fox that is eating at my brain. What is it....I know you dig Vewn stuff, it might be that, but I don't think it's that.
Eugh my brain can touch it but it's just not coming to me. Contact juggling of the psyche.

it shouldn't be but it's a really like alpha male bumping chests kind of vibe in the office so that's why i say that

bleh
unsee cc/album#7TyArhEJ4nXO

Oh my god

Insert Peter griffin "look at that side boob"

Hot pic, poor spine

promise i have good posture babe i'm just flexible

How flexible are you?

Hnnnmg yeah tell me more about how straight you sit up

Why do people like marijuana so much? Ive never tried it so idk if its any good it just seems people are obsessed

qott: White desk with my imac, inkjet, and bouqets flowers (real and fake), folders, school stuff, some sewing supplies, empty solo cups. etc..

i love life
things have never been better for me
being alive is amazing

It makes my brain feel happy without any effort and quiets all the churning upstairs.

youtube.com/watch?v=NFw-FrYmAEw

gonna listen to this and play sum enlisted luh yall <3
for me its just very dissociative and helps me forget im a tranny. its not worth the hype ftmp but its nice in some circumstances especially with friends or something.

Are iMacs actually decent?

i can get my feet above my head
it's fun! i especially like hash, also big into doing bong hits with someone and making out. idc if i'm a cringe stoner it helps stave off wanting the bad drugs

i can get my feet above my head

I don't believe you. You'll have to prove this.

No.

eating ass is gay

I'm going to eat your ass

i'm not gay

I wish i could throw orange circles at chasers on a moving platform with spikes surrounding it that move towards them and have them dodge it all to defeat me in a fight to the death so they could save one of the 7 sages and rescue the land...

iMacs are very good quality computers, amazing durability, long lifespan, if you get good specs itll run smoothly for a long time. Also its unix which is some peoples preference

however its only good if you are used to macs. If you arent a mac user already the only reason to start using macs is if you need it for a particular job.

my imace is a 2019 i9k with 64gb and im still a while from replacing it

I'm super straight

not to damage my own credibility but i hope you undestand i'd prefer to document something like that while not drunk

anyways should i try an edible? Or alcohol? Ive like never tried either

you're super gay if you eat ass

Yeah I didn't think you could.

Do a quadruple backflip while drunk right now or you're not really flexible

I've eaten ass of a dozen clamgirls what are you talking about??

Hey wait i forgot to turn my trip on!

I've never tried either before

Damn Rumspringa is gonna be so fun for you.

what is rumspringa? is that a party thing?

that's pretty gay dude

Explaining every reference I make isn't my idea of a good time.

autist

I heard that the M4 Mac’s are pretty good for their price to performance ratio, especially second hand

How does that make any sense

Ive only been using intel, im not ready to go to the M series yet

hurr everyone knows every stupid thought in my head as well

Literally on the internet, it's an off-hand reference, google it. It's not worth my time to explain, we're not friends.

I fw Courage the Cowardly Dog heavy
Any particular reason?

kys

change scares me, what if my apps and packages break?

Seethe about it lol

That’s very real and relatable, that’s why I’m stuck with Bills Windows

KYS

hi cg im sleepy how are you all

fuck off

going to get ffs and then socially detransition and be mtftm

i feel like i can only socially transition if i have ffs desu

i'm doing that after srs

I feel long. Like I'm at the beginning and middle of an endless hallway. You should sleep.

Rude!

sorry that other anon just pissed me off

could not disagree more but ik the feel
yeah that's a better idea i think i'll do that too. i think my ultimate transition goal is just to be so androgynous that i can pass as either gender at any given time, just whatever i'm feeling that day

Want to go on a beach holiday with a guy where we hang out near the water but i don't go in because i am scared of jellyfish until he convinces me it's fine and then we have a lovely time but then get the tiny micro abrasions on our legs from the sand that sting from the salt water and get seafood afterwards and get sand all over the restaurant.

It's a shame guys hate this kinda romance :(

conspiracy time it's just june off trip

what is?

ehh im mostly a retard but yeh id prolly embarrass myself doing it now lol. being a femman is the way to go these days. somebodyll fuck with it hopefully

goodmorning thread! I didn't sleep well tonight :c

You're cruel.

omg sailor moon is so adorkable

i'm not going to impose but i definitely have strong opinions on that. that's what i'm doing right now and it's been pretty decent other than letting it slip too much that i'm trans. i kinda want to go back in the closet and just stay a twink. life is easier that way

she is loll

No I'm not :( I've never met a man like this... They just wanna hang out in their dark room and play video games while i rot in their bed

The androgynous pill is the ultimate plan for happiness imho. It worked well for me and I've never been happier

based based based based based

Update on my water heater issues

I hate water

I hate electricity

I
Hate

That's all.

I did this too, good plan

I like this cool new Rav

youtube.com/watch?v=6J1FTRWo1-8

strong opinions

lets hear it i need to know which way to take my shitty existence cause staying in my room all day trying to avoid the social ramifications of my actions is not helping :p fuck i wish i was normal

There can only be one hater per thread

just jacked off to my nudes while imagining swapping bodies with a chaser and raping him in my body

You should meet more men off the internet maybe.
Okay.

two weeks no therapy im going insane

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

i think existing somewhere in the middle is far better than trying to pass 100% of the time. i rather just be me and not worry about being a man or woman and do both or neither if i want to. gender is so fucking stupid dude i hate it
well i think you could very easily pass if you went hard on voicetraining. i know we talked about that some so i won't bore you by talking abt it again. but seriously you could do it. OR you could take the route that i'm taking and just say fuck it all and still put in effort, but try to maximize all other aspects of your life besides transition and just figuring out that stuff later when you feel like it

Want me to replace it for you?

yes im hot

That would be a freaky friday

Did you bring enough nudes to share?

youtube.com/watch?v=31esNeJhfnY&t=2s

thx ms twink <3 ill keep this in mind

I would but y'all keep asking for my discord and then pussying out so ig we're at a stalemate aren't we

Least dateable chasergen thread girl go

drink some water

meet more men off the internet

discord

???

ofc! i like the soundscape too!

How do i meet a man from the internet without discord? Do we plan our date on tttt and invite all of our neet friends to watch?

thinking about how a few months ago the police sent me to the psychiatric hospital and the pyschiatrists were like

we think you should be partially hospitalized

me: well im not sure about that

right well the alternative is involuntary hospitalization like right now

me: okay ill do partial

i go home and contact insurance

insurance: we are not covering that at any hospital

so i just never ended up getting hospitalized

i often wonder what it would be like in a mental hospital, to be honest there were quite a few times i probably shouldve paid a visit in the past

its quite a nice album found it today :)

You do not meet a man from the internet. You meet a man off the internet as in not on the internet. You meet a real man in real life.

"Off the internet" as in not on the internet not as in from the internet.

le sigh i feel such a warmness in my chest. i'm so happy. life's promise feels so palpable. i can't wait to live the rest of my life. i can't believe i met someone who makes me feel like this

Americans... baka

Where are you even from?

Oh boy honeymoon period

The ones that are no longer here

that set of feelings never lasts more than a month
hate to see people tricked by it

apologize to me

Australia... There's a crocodile in my backyard rn trying to break down my door because he's transphobic

Nice!

Enjoy your raw dough :)

Americans

Australia

So do we meet in Hawaii then or what's the plan

that feeling is so nice
happy for u c:

Hey babe
Do you want another australian guy who will ghost you xx

hi twinkchan im sorry i didn't believe you were real last year

me

Meet me in oregano so we can do shrooms with someone who works at Starbucks

Marry me

whateva what comes after the honeymoon period? living together in peaceful domesticity? finding quiet solace in one another? raising children together? o how awful!
it's been a month already i don't feel any different
danky :)

This one

Fucking hate this bitch

with someone who works at Starbucks

Do they have to watch? Is this like a shroom version of the cuck chair kind of thing?

Yuck.

called my bluff…. the bear lives to see another day
I’m still not real, just another rick larpsona

Meet me in oregano so we can do shrooms with someone who works at Starbucks

Are you over 25?

No im guessing youre the same girl as last time then

Hooray!

I'm not going to talk down about happy feelings, enjoy

Probably :) We can be friends if you like, but i wont sleep w anyone under 25 sorry. It would feel way too creepy

Nta but how old are you?

19

I've been with my gf 2 years and still feel it. Maybe you're just bpd?

28, turning 29 in a few weeks

Lmao

Happy early birthday

Er39745263
i don't mind if you genuinely want to warn me about honeymoon period or whatever but whenever people say stuff like that in response to me it reads as incredibly condescending & bitter

Ty anon <3 I don't wanna turn 30 it's not fair. At least ffs should give me a few more years of tight skin on my face

It's your first love, nobody is going to stand behind you

im not bpd, i never feel good from relationships at any point

Just turn 29 again next time

seems like a you problem anon :/

im starting to hallucinate i need to go to bed

What do you see?

I like the way you think, anon. Let's become besties who have weird sexual tension someday, i think it'd be cute

Sounds bpd

Lol I'm glad
I am them
I would but I JUST found the problem
See Picrel... Previous owner was an "electrician"
But I hate it :(
(I will tho, thank you <3)

it's auditory mainly i'm hearing random noises like doors closing and stuff dropping sleep depravation is evil

That's crazy that you're friendzoning me over Anon Babble

I’m sorry twink

It's not friendzoning wth it's a meetcute romcom story. Cmon anon.

That's me coming in to cuddle you

Yeah I'm just playing. You are actually so cute though

that would be nice i'm so anxious rn

Am I? What makes you think that? I could really be a 45 year old cis man with enough back hair to make a wig

If your only issue was back hair you can just shave it off and then you're back to being your cute self

Aww sweet. I am pretty sure i do not have back hair. Most of the body hair fell out over the first 5 years of hrt

I think you're cool

i hope i get botched vfs someday

Discord me then bb. Let's be friends :>

I'm still too anxious to allow myself to connect even online
Drinks help but that's a fucked up habit to build
I think I need to try to get better on my own first before I dive into dating
Here's hoping therapy actually works

Unfortunately we're half the planet away from each other

That's a weird thing to hope for

Fair enough :>

You are so cute