/mtfg/ - psychic bird edition

I just said that wtf don't copy me

ok fine. but, what I should do now

hard mode: you can’t ask me to kill or hurt myself

I mean just act normal. Tell us about your day, your interests and so on

On limbus it's there but it's a waste since grinding is more efficient in every way, in tribe nine ofc its there but again you get enough to guarantee every character on release and more so it's not rlly there. Stop looking at genshin and other hoyo slop and look at better games like pgr, arknights, girls frontline etc. Even the bad ones are fair if you're not stupid. Just save enough to guarantee wtv character you want and you're set. The gambling is bait for idiots to fund the game. It's not necessary in any modern gacha either. And if it is its shit either way so who cares.
No.

The job of being awesome is super exhausting.

i wouldnt know
melodramatic af jeez

The trannies in the discord I joined are about to host a D&D game soon

It's already over for the server, isn't it? They always, always, always implode shortly after the D&D one-shot

How many grinding hours would you say it requires to get a character vrs the money cost?

did you win because you are sneedle or are you sneedle because you won?

im schpaul
do you friends like my tarnishe delden ring

Just look up a review about LaDs (love in deepspace) and one on limbus company. Gacha is a spectrum. Sometimes it's monetized fairly so they can give you a never ending high quality game sometimes they give you the never ending high quality game but try to groom you out of all your money by holding the entire market hostage and putting love interests to bait out emotions.
True. You'd NEVER. Know.
Impossible to measure properly, you can basically get around 1 char per week w just the weekly bonus stuff which takes like 1.5 hrs usually less. And events give you more stuff n then the BP too then also if you gamble that also gives you some of that currency you want to buy characters etc. Idk. I fuck around in the game often n waste my time but I've 1.1k hrs rn and I've everything. Except the new chars for now lol season starts r bleak.
Drink water.

classic chicken and egg scenario. the viewer can decide for themselves
Looks cool

I HATE BEING NORMALLLLL
i don’t care about taxes, i don’t care about gossip, i dont care about clubs & other normie shit. drinking and drug culture is gay too

no, im not special either. im just tribeless and when you normies talk about normie stuff. im grimly reminded about how im tribeless

And idk about the money cost. Actually impossible to figure. It's v variable depending on what you do and it's not intended to rlly spend money on the gambling. Even f2p players should have enough to get wtv they want when the limited banners come up which is like every 4 months

So to have everything took you 1100 hours if you made 5 dollars an hour that puts the value of that time at 5500. With 5500 would you have been able to gamble and have everything? Not being insulting btw I'm curious

thanks
i will drink water

a frenzied flame...

We should be friends.
It's complicated you can't just pay your way through everything like you'd get the characters maybe after like an absurd amount of random gambles but you won't rlly get what you need to level them up etc. So probably not. Idk. I don't think about gambling in a game that's so against it.
Good job Paul.

i didn’t understand a single thing you just said. my low iq is probably why I’m so content with life. even when life has beaten me down over and over, im like rocky balboa but on estrogen and I take it like a champ

That's just what happens when ur a normal person anon. Gj on enduring still.

Little autist got the elder slop references triggered again. Such pain. Let's hope it's forgotten promptly

Have you hit the gym or are you being a fatass?

what is xatu? I'm an adult I don't watch cartoons.

Why are bpds always tryna insist that life is a cycle of pain and contentment? Do they ever stop to think "maybe I'm the problem and should work on that"? Like god damn I've been content/happy for near 40 years with like 2 maybe 3 of them being miserable and had i made 1 different choice even those wouldn't have happened.

I prefer the term "bvilt" actually. I will work out again when I stop losing weight. I can't gain muscle like this

Char from pokemon. Moreso pokemon from pokemon. I think he's a rarer one too. Idk. Just know him from the tcg.

Need GortAss boxers fr fr

Nevermind this is peak form keep doing whatever you're doing, or maybe just focus on glute workouts but keep that thickness

Lol. The plan is losing weight n then regaining it w pio while working lower body so I get better proportions. Already lost 5kg in 2 weeks.

I overheard a stranger call me built, I hope he meant it in a nice way.

Yeah it means you're built to be a wonderful wife for a very lucky person.

graceless tarnished..

we can’t be frens bcuz:

you’re a gacha player

and I have extremely odd texting patterns that a lot of people find frustrating

im a cool loser and you’re a uncool winner

if you ask me, i don’t think the opinions of BPDs are even coherent. i take everything they say with a grain of salt. i dont see the point of trying to understand why unreasonable people are unreasonable

Oh come on man I don't even gamble I just grind its just a live service game come on man you gotta be better than this man come on
U have 2 accept me for being a live service grindfest fan and I'll accept u 4 being a weird texter that's also a loser.

Yea you rite, best to disregard them entirely. Hard learned wisdom for me anon i wish I was as smart as you.

literally go and respawn in a shit hole country(90% of the world) and rethink
literally ask yourself why there are barely any women on the streets or workforce in India
suffering is part of the human condition and for 99.99% of humanities existence life was absolute suffering for nearly every single human being
we just live in a golden age that's nearing its end

you literally ditch entire friendships because they don't respond within a few minutes to your dms
you are peak BPD
don't make me ult now

And you know what else is coming to an end? Come on. Tell me. tell meTRELLME.

Yet even with that golden age, a bpd can't find enduring contentment. Tells you all you need to know, even arguing from a bleak nihilistic world view like yours.
When did I do that? I usually give people weeks to months to talk before I unfren and even then I readd if they ask. I do that unfren thing more from a sense of sad nostalgia and as like a final favor to my old friends by not making it awkward :/

janny hand down the hammer of justice on me before i ult

Is this your way of asking for a discord add? Pretty sure you're the one who unfriended me.. not sure I'd want to add now the sting of being called a bald old creepy pedo rapist manipulative liar is still kinda fresh ykwim? Maybe ina week or two if you're kind.

Manchildren fight everyone get your tickets for the manchild fighttt

I'm not fighting I'm teasing and bein like combative faux oblivious as a trolling strat toward someone that dislikes me... way different.

Tickets are cheaper while in the coping phase come get your tickets just 1 dollar per head with drinks included get them quick before they're gonee

the main reason is I don’t have discord anymore. i just use this and reddit to look at cat pics. YWNBAL
You will never be a loser!!!!
deep inside, im just a worm who’s grown content with being a worm. accepted her place as a worm because she’s genuinely content with who she is. but, the worm can tell the difference between a reasonable individual and someone crazy who indulges in self-sabotage like candy.
(I only indulge in healthy amounts of self pity)
GACHHAAA AGHHHHHH

Come on bbg u want a friend right so just make one and we be friends mkay

Okie I'm gonna go cope by spending time with my beautiful gf and pay games. Lata hehe

just missing the gorls a bit rn
not gonna lie

uhhhhhh tbf, a lot of us don’t live in shitholes. am I right sisters?!???!?? if you have WiFi and you’re able to spend your free time on 4chin, you’re probably doing better than all of those people you mention who are ‘suffering’
OOOGA BOOGAAA

I'm gonna hit you with the newspaper.

JANNY HIT THE FUCKING BUTTON ITS ME FUCKING DO IT ANAKIN YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY MTFG NOT JOIN US

i miss the people we were then

unless you’ve been a huge piece of shit your whole life. so, if you’re that, don’t reply

Vanity is such a sad trait isn't it

star wars sucks……
at least make a dune reference or like a Marxist reference
better than gacha tho. sorry laGOONer

Ok no. We're not going to be friends and you're getting spanked. I had it with your disrespect young lady.

yea...

wat
oh did i step into the middle of an argument i was making a general statement
sorry

WE WERE NEVER destined to be freinds. it has to be this way
useless pride is their protection. i never understood how one develops that
no, I wasn’t trying to demean you. i was just rambling like you. I genuinely miss everything I had back then. im just saying that I don’t think that mindset applies to demons. I don’t think you’re a demon. I don’t even know who the fuck you are

I ain't movin
We WILL be friends. You hate me so much because you love me so much it's unbearable. Don't deny yourself of these emotions loser.

I think it's been 5 mins where tf is this guy

where is what guy?
Maybe I'm just a bit dense sometimes, but please use quotes?? I'm lost on what's going on, in most replies without any

Do I need to wait 30 mins or what? The crab Rangoon won't last that long.

Pagan min dude. From far cry 4.

Drawring

FAR CRY QUADSSSSSSSS YERRRRR

Oh, I just didn't get the reference then, whoops.
Well, thanks for clarifying

Cool drawring poul
It's just like the tittle.. far cry.. 4.. 4 times.. pagan min is watching..

Out of crab Rangoon n still no pagan min to be siin.

Ok he's back

crab Rangoon

be my friend instead, I'm a 1:1 replacement

Well that was a nice 20 min long game.
Sure

this sucks dood
thought thread would be better by now
i just want a bunch of fellow transexuals to shitpost with that dont speak in code or dont try to dox me or come to my apartment or are like secret chomos or something
wattttt :((

love this. makes me think of a dream I had once with mermaids underwater, everything looked like watercolors

In 3 days my friend is moving across the country and I will never see them again and I'll no longer have a reason to keep on living. I finally get to rest

It'll be fine little jit.

The fuck even is a chomo?

paige

I've been planning for awhile but stuck around because I decided I could wait a little longer, just until they left

Even a broken clock is right twice a day
It'll be fine. Someone like them will come to your life if you keep on living.

make new friends, maybe a therapist

no. I dont like living. I dont want to make new friends I dont want to live

i speak cryptically because i am autistic
devils trips. YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK THAT QUESTION!!!’
s(he) had a hard life

Can I ask you a question instead.

lilbro whining to go outside

sad

Sure. Cher - Believe

Can you give me 5 bucks I need gas

Hmmmmmmmmm
No.
You must walk.

Fucking poors man

I'm plotting to take Paul down a peg after his nonstop winning streak. This place is losers only and I don't want him leaving personally. Don't tell him though

very hungry and thirsty. need a smoke.

Very anxious and sleepy. Need adderall and Xanax.

that's some hard shit

Byeah

surrounded by male-brained moids. terrifying

everybody doodles r so gud i liked all of them alot gj gj yagmi etc

I'm male brain girl
Positivity with no honesty is empty praise.

I can tell you've never had girlfriends. the girls I knew were the biggest fiends of all

Be me

Cis gay

Have an obsession with becoming bodybuilder-level muscular since I was an actual child

Train and diet for a decade until I hit my natty limit, nowhere near bodybuilder size (ofc)

Become incredibly depressed

Contemplate kms multiple times a week

Therapist tells me I have body dysmorphia and to get over it

Nothing works

Snap one day and start pinning test

Instantly feel better

Suicidal ideation completely stops

Body is now huge and I’m genuinely happy

I know it’s not exactly the same but I hope all of you get the treatments and bodies you want. Fuck gatekeepers. Fuck doctors. Fuck paternalistic laws. I love all of you and I’m so glad I stayed alive long enough to have a body I like. Just do it.

Oi oi post abs

no one cares faggit. go back to gaygen

I love you and your muscles bodybuilderanon

now then
shall we begin?

Guys my stummy hurts who wants to kiss it