/mmg/ - manmoder general

dark lord edition
QOTT: can you accept his gracious gift?

your gift is too grate for me

i fortunately have good hair genetics, but it's not enough to make up for the amount of man i have

don't shame beloved Rick Owens

who's shaming him? i love him. his gift is simply too great for me.

i misunderstood thank you for respecting

YOUR GIFT IS TOO GREAT FOR ME!

Your gift is too great for me

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your gift is too grate for me

did you give up the fascism yet?

your gift is too great for me (im norwood iv)

thanks trickyricky

me on the left

that's the only cis female in the pic, so uh, congrats.

kidding I'm literally ricky, hairline and all

You will never pass if you're a heighthon

"at least i'm short" says 5'6" tranny who's shaped like a refrigerator

i'm 5'10 and shaped like david byrne's jumbo suit

A feminine short tranny is just as likely if not more likely than a feminine tall tranny

your gift is too great for me!

yes but a masculine short tranny is just as likely as a masculine tall tranny. height don't mean shit. being short won't help you pass, being tall won't impede you (unless you're some freakish height like 6'7")

I'm built like an olympic swimmer

i'm the height of a jockey with the proportions of an oly lifter

i miss him so fucking much bros. why was he the only one that meant anything to me

what did you do?

I'm 6'2

i fell in love with him and blocked him

bpd, or like still a teenager

probably both

Your gift is too great for me, dark lord

Not taking the risk

bpd

not freakish, i've met plenty of cis women that height.
now that's a REAL manmoder problem

Your gift is too great for me

i'm 5'6 but i have linebacker shoulders and a gigachad face

i want to have sex with another male human

yeah i should get on prep

So should I kill myself or keep going

so pardon me while i burst into flames

don't an hero

your great is gift too for me

i can't relate, tolerate or understand most of people

ive had enough of the wooooooorld
and its peoples mindless games

same alienatestie

yet you tell others to read

huh?

what if we sheltered in place and kissed during the knife robbery UwU

i need to be killed with a knife

the second hardest I ever came was when a girl was riding me with a boxcutter at my throat

waoww

what if we made passionate love in the Landscape of Thorns?

I'm gonna lose my shit over how pretty the fucking moon is

can somebody shout at and/or beat me until i feel the fear of god and change my life

giwtwm

the lighting is off and im cold

wanna cuddle?

i want to die but i fumbled my follow through era and my survival instinct is too strong so i will be living

Your gift is too great for me

geobaskets seller i require your strongest norwoods

my norwood is too strong for you, moder

Any other men only look feminine after 2am