/Chasergen/ Lalalala

She's talking about moving to him lmao

i can see this going two ways

sobe keeps posting nudes on the board while being in a relationship

nils cheats on her with men and/or other tranners

or

they end up happily ever after
let's hope for number 2

Oh good fucking lord lmao oh no no no

What could go wrong?

I don't see why you can't let Nils and Sobe do their thing. Imagine being so bitter that you're praying it won't work out for them. I bet the guys mad about this are simps who have never even spoken to Sobe in private and still somehow think she owes them something.

most likely both will happen at the same time

Why are you making fun of the people who met online, just started dating online, and are already planning on moving across the world to live with each other? I bet you're just jealous.

most relationships kinda do spontaneously start like that

They're both nordic so I approve

This too

too real

Just your average relationship where a drug addict with little to no relationship experience starts internet dating a mentally ill man from another country and starts considering moving in with him months later. Most relationships start like this. You'd know this if you were normal. You're sour grapes posting if you think this won't last. I actually wish it were me in this relationship.

Anyone else tan their balls?

looking to get them removed so seems a little counter productive

no reason to seethe like this if you think it won't last
you should have shot your shot if you really wanted sobe that bad, but you'd rather be a parasocial whiney simp on here
I made a few of my mexican classmates start doing this, I told them it would increase their T and make them taller
I also convinced them to garlicmaxx

isn’t that how you get testicular cancer

Tan them first then have them removed?

Have you graduated yet?

Not at all
The sun is power

Tan them first then have them removed?

you could tan them like leather after tho and make a cool keychain out of them. i could keep one and give one to my bff like those half heart necklaces

not yet
but one of my practice clinics is pulling me in to work with them
I will likely quit my chef job

Great idea. Did you know the Atlanteans chopped off their enemies' balls and wore them in necklaces?

is your goal eventual srs?

Based
Can I send you food pics?

only thing i know about atlanta is their airport and the coke factory. sound like some violent people
i plan to leave my scrotum intact for that but i'm honestly not sure. the entire healing process seems like a nightmare even if the end result sounds nice

tfw almost 29

haven't had a trans gf in 4 years

It is beyond over for me

mods are afk so i don't have to post on catbox. do you think bears will fuck me

I would make sure you pass really well first. it will make finding human dilators easier

considering moving in with him months later

The consideration happened within days.
Also she's a virgin and he's a turbo fag who has tons of anon grindr hookups. He just bottoms for random old guys all the time.

why bears?
why not get a straight man to fuck you?
how is your voice?

Those are practice GFs. What about real GFs?

See, heres a double practice GF.

Go on Taimi or find one here

Bronya's voice is best described as comically not voice trained

completely untrained. and i like fat hairy guys. everyone here is ripped asf for some reason
COMICALLY????
double?? im flattered

do you think bears will fuck me

I wouldn't

it's okay anon, i've never had a gf so you are doing better than me :)
maybe! your hair looks really cute here

human dilators

that is such a disgusting way to phrase it lol. my current surgery priority is orchi, ffs, then srs so hopefully i'm hot enough to have a man help me with my neovagina lmfao

is that actually you?
you mean with the hat and the sunglasses? or picrel which i anonposted idr how many days ago?

Nils posting 10 year old photos of himself to all the discord trannies while his gf is asleep

I literally cannot imagine your voice coming out of someone who looks like you

Nils was still wearing diapers 10 years ago

this is such a disgusting way to phrase what I NEED

and from the sound of it, you don't want a gf
you want a bf :)

finally, they updated this stupid ai to not hugbox

just start voice training. your world will open up.

ok that doesnt answer my question. are you a bear
yea thats me! im waiting for my hair to fade rn im bored of the yellow but its going this really cute pale green so i dont want to try putting toner on it or something
LMFAO thats why i can't bring myself to train it it's too funny. i dont want to give it up

everyone here is ripped asf for some reason

No, just the guys who use /fit post here for female attention. I dont wanna fat post for some girl who I dont even have a chance to fuck or kiss or anything

American FUB

female

maybe i'll try it... i just cant find any good guides that don't need money :') but i do want to get into it
you got any scottish ancestry... food here is really cheap... and we have good beer

We all got convinced being ripped would make people love us,

i'm bi desu but i'd rather have a bf in general
it's what my id says :)

My id says I'm 6 feet tall, but it's a lie

men are so cruel to each other. it makes me really sad sometimes. i think its a good hobby though!!! it does help a lot of people!!!! it also gives a lot of people eating disorders that there aren't really any resources to help men with

All chasers must voice train to sound like Christopher Lee

lmao that's a really good response actually

and what is YOUR height? :3

"""female"""

Fixed

got any scottish ancestry

Thank god no. I dont need to fly halfway across the world. I literally saw two different white trannies while driving around on the clock...in a majority Mexican neighborhood

SoCal

I wonder why you were thinking of christopher lee

i'm 5'9 but my id says 5'10 (i've been shrinking)

my discy is sadly gone, my lovely nordfren

I've got something for you that shrinks unexpectedly, babe.

LMAO yea do not come here everyone is fleeing. me included

Finally got rid of it? I was surprised you ever had one.

i think they make pills for that now actually

Was watching Saruman's speech earlier

Broken heart emoji crying face emoji

i actually sell black market cialis if anyone is interested. hit up my telegram

yeah
this has all been an interesting social experiment
but all things must end eventually

Gonna train to sound like this

voca.ro/1aqhE5UWba8d

find one here

That was my point. I'm too old for that. Most people on here are mid-20s or younger.

does that work for tranners that want to top? asking for a friend (so she can top me)

huh
i was picturing anorexic-level skinny, about 5'9", short curly brown hair, glasses over pale blue eyes, freckles, and a nasaly fagcent voice
idk why i had such a specific mental image of you but i did and i was way off
also you're always wearing jeans and a tan sweater with two horizontal stripes across the chest, top one an orange/brown, bottom a darker brown

well I've got something that grows. maybe we can figure out a happy medium

anorexic-level skinny, about 5'9", short curly brown hair, glasses over pale blue eyes, freckles, and a nasaly fagcent voice

me but straight and blonde hair

how old. why is my keyboard covered in drool suddenly
yeah it does! obviously it works slightly differently but all the boner pills work for trannies just fine! recommend cialis over viagra because you're ah. probably gonna be there for a while. hrt is hell
FASCINATED by this. i am about 5'9 and my hair is short, naturally brown, and curly. i have freckles and fagcent too. maybe you're a psychic
i will try and locate this sweater it sounds cute asf

Nta, but if I were really parasocial I would be yelling about how stupid it is to move continents for someone you met a month ago especially if you've never had a real relationship.

C U in retarded str8man gen!

how old. why is my keyboard covered in drool suddenly

28, almost 29.

what does this mean...
i desire you carnally. you know ive always been told im very mature for my age

Now I admire Cassius Clay, I do

uwu. can I see?

Late 20s and mid 20s couples are normal

Meant for

but if I were really parasocial I would be yelling about how stupid it is to move continents for someone you met a month ago

yeah, you would, because you have no idea what they're discussing in private or how well they actually hit it off

i don't post my face on Anon Babble sorry!

Another day of realizing that I want a gf purely to share my life with her, but I'm frankly having lots of fun alone and a filthy female doesn't deserve it

ChevyChaserChaser is my discord

Adding chevy chaser and blitzkrieging him with pics of my cock

glad you are happy alone anon! it's killing me :)

real. i literally see 10 year age gaps on the regular.

beingnicehavingfun

thats cool. i want a bf so i can fuck him so nasty we both get institutionalised

if anyone wants to chase a loser theymab from wisconsin and bully me until i send you nudes myh discord is rubyravenfleur

10 year age gaps

Pushing it

30+ and late teen (18+) relationships are normal in the trans/chaser community

why would i want to date an 18 year old chaser?

Yeah instead I can enjoy the view from outside of a 19 year old infatuation instead of experiencing one

you sound cute, anon
yeah pls alter your appearance to match my expectations, it's inconvenient for me to have you confusing me like this
the incantation alone isn't enough you need to light the candles and make the offering

Dick still works right

why

on it it's the least i can do

men develop porn addiction at 15 these days there is no age where the dick still works right

Laying on the transbian psyop heavy today I see

why are there so many trannies in my home state tf
my source is me

did you develop a porn addiction and break your dick?

you sound cute, anon

thanks :)
that's actually how you become trans don't you know :p

im so serious when i say if you're not keeping some kind of dick pills in your bedside drawer you're setting yourself up for disappointment. but then men are too much of a pussy to take them... im the joker

I'm a 30+ chaser, i'm torn honestly. On the one hand they're young and i don't wanna tie them down, on the other they're adorable and i want to be the only man to do profane things to their bodies.

if it's an actual bad experience, then she'll learn the stove is hot and be more careful next time
I doubt a bad experience would sour someone like sobe from men entirely
people like to bring up pura as an example of nils turning somebody into a trans bean
but the truth is she was always bi with a heavy leaning towards the femmy
it was sad to see but it is what it is

I thought I was porn addicted and had a broken dick, I then came within 2 minutes when I lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 24
What can I say, I'm a bit of a stud.

hmm, well you can try to break mine
chevychaserchaser

you already sent it

I know

no my dick still works okay, somehow. but yeah i was a gooner
i dont really need 'em for anything

Stop asking Grok whether something's true

Hopefully she doesn't end up like another girl I talked to who moved to Europe for a relationship and ended up homeless there

grok is this real

Grok is it true that trannies are incapable of loving men and doomed to go transbian?

Seriously

valid... me neither :')
ai student here! only the ones you date

Grok, hm, little bit like gock if you think about it

really makes you think...

Gock is this true?

goku is this true?

oh now thats what im talking about

ok cant post tonight bcs im locking in on bears and if they see me using fourchan its instantly over. if that one anon who said they'd kill themself if i didnt post comes looking tell them i love them and miss them and they should just hit me up on discord

tired bc no sleep

chad

ive met so many people on here that are local im always worried ill get recognised... thank god i facetune all my pics to shit so nobody would know it was me

I'd rather kill myself but thanks for the offer

You should sleep

me 2

is june still around?

reasonable. i support your right to choose

Dating Nils

lol

Recognizing Bronya from the other fat pale dyejobs in europe. Good luck with a wild goose chase

rick and nils tongue kissing

LMAO ok true. but my voice is distinctive for the area for sure

I wanted to go back to old minecraft modpack and I have to make 4th world at this point because of ti being hardcore and a bit jakny therefore I need a bf to make me happy

tummy hurts

I don’t think I’d be hard to find here. I stand out quite a bit unfortunately

why does my hair look bad today

Hunter schafer is playing princess zelda in the zelda movie

Same

Are there any hunter schafer style twinkhons that get dicked down and ideally suck fantastic dick in porn?

unconfirmed

idk if we live in the same city or anything
but if i saw you i'd be so freaked out i'd just say nothing, even if you were in the smoking area and asked for a cigarette
i'd just run away

sorry but I have yet to find my mexican clone

tf no 40something russian bf to hide in a kruschevka with cause it's too cold to go outside

you mean with the hat and the sunglasses? or picrel which i anonposted idr how many days ago?

Yeah t shirt and glasses, looked very cute :)

noooo that's so sad.... we are almost certainly in the same city LMAO but you never know I guess. please don't be scared im actually pretty nervous and shy irl. and i always have cigarettes so you have full permission to bum one if you see me

i consider anyone from here basically family anyway. in the most incestuous way possible

Hey sister let me lick your butthole

h-hot... but just this once!!

i lack the charisma and communication skills to be able to get a tranny my brain is fried and i hate it

ok logging off fr i love you all mwwwwwwwwah

Help I'm stuck in the dryer!

why is it even called Anon Babble

becuase it's filled wit mis4tune

What did you think you were gunna get this?

I didn't really think I was going to.

I stopped myself any time I actually got close to meeting a tranny IRL. I was worried that it was just a porn fetish and that I would be instantly turned off by touching another persons penis and didn't want to deal with that awkward situation.

Now I am very glad that I've done this. I recently started taking my health seriously. Exercising, taking supplements, eating healthy, and within weeks almost all of my sexual interests have 180'ed again. When I was 18 I was interested 98% in females 2% in trannies, by my late 20s it was 98% trannies 2% females, now I'm back to about 70% females 30% trannies and the ratio is favoring females more by the day. I'm starting to think this arc was just a low-T moment of my life, but chasergen will most definitely be kept abreast of my developments.

it was preceded by 2channel, and then futaba channel (2chan). both japanese
moot was a something awful goon who wanted to make his own futaba for his loli porn (not a joke)
and he named it Anon Babble to make it twice as big as 2chan (not a joke)

who wanted to make his own futaba for his loli porn (not a joke)

wtf

i need to stay awake for another 9 hours

I can help you stay up all night, babe.

Finally

there is no hero of this story
neither lowtax nor moot
and especially not hiro

I mean he was like 14 at the time

low confidence prison gay

I think I've developed acid reflux or something. I keep waking up in the middle of the night choking completely unable to breathe. My throat burns and I try to inhale but it's blocked nothing comes in. I'm always instantly out of bed on my feet trying to breathe. I can't cough. I'm just dying, choking alone in the dark. And eventually I'm able to breathe but I don't ever really know what I do to fix it because I'm like still half asleep.
It's been happening a lot.

Long day and I'm contemplating a future where I have all the success I hope for in life and am laying in the couch with a big cock tranner

I stopped myself any time I actually got close to meeting a tranny IRL. I was worried that it was just a porn fetish and that I would be instantly turned off by touching another persons penis and didn't want to deal with that awkward situation.

smart choice

lick my salty hole cunt

go see a doctor anon

is my pride outfit too AGP today chasergen ?

inb4 mean comments

Mean comments

I think it's fine if I die.

mean comments

Kind of? Prison gay implies that I was forced to be gay by lack of availability in pussy. Typically tied either to literal prison or inceldom, but I've fucked plenty of ciswomen and had the opportunity to fuck more while I was in the tranny phase. I just literally wasn't interested. They didn't make my dick hard like they used to. Now balance is returning to the force (my penis).

I'm in a health slump rn, but when I worked out and did a bunch of cardio to drop weight, I became fucking feral for tranners I have no idea why

Actual men in wigs here now

It's so, so grim.

Nice comment :)

ambiguous comment

hey some of the chasers are bald and use wigs to feel more confident

"All the pretty trannies got taken by the best chasers and we're left with..."

i did my makeup differently (more towards e-girl) what do y'all think

Fellas I found the cool Richter album for cheap I‘m so excited

Does anyone wanna come over and listen to it with me

Since when are you so hot

Speaking of men in wigs

I have a blonde wig, but I can't wear it anymore, my hair is too poofy

oh !

Do you purposely pixelate your pics lol

Sexiest dick babe ITT

i take screenshots of my face in camera view

Where's Twinkchan's face

What did we learn?

Dye your pubic hair blonde for me. I wish to take you as my Aryan queen.

Mogs you tho luv. Her body is made for my cock

DON'T DO THIS it grows in so fucking fast and if you do upkeep on it you'll destroy your wang
t. impulsive and owns a lot of bleach

wait this is so fucking cute.... i feel like your face would suit that super intense egirl nose blush would u ever try it. i wish i could pull it off but my face is too round.... maybe one day

a lot
but it all boils down to one thing
none of this is worth it for me
lol, I guess it seems like a safe way to practice dyeing my hair
I don't wanna ruin my beautiful curls

:( be nice

Tyyyyy babies <3

I've been some Hispanic girls with blonde hair that were so flipping hot. The ones that want to be white are my sweet spot *rubs hands together*

*seen
I've never been a Hispanic girl despite what some people might say

u would make a beautiful Hispanic girl

I wouldn't ever go full blonde, maybe some highlights. I don't want to be white. I just think it'd be fun
if I were to full dye my hair I'd go full black or full white. Since I've already started to somewhat gray I might as well embrace the griffith style

full black is so cute but your only option to remove it is to grow it out it's insane commitment. but your hair will look like it cost a million bucks

none of this is worth it for me

People certainly make it more complicated and burdensome than it needs to be. Not sure why.
It's definitely hard to make work. You can see why I was flying through the air so much around here.

lazy!
porn is evil anon find a gf
ur so real for this

pride outfit

cvnt
"here's what you'd look like if u were black or asian"

a lot gets lost in the distance
the fear of failure stops a lot of us before it even begins
and I guess all the "options" don't really give us a real choice
I think it can work, but a toxic place like this isn't ideal to bloom such a thing

Very cute. I like your face.

Hey goth mommy, rate your nipple sensitivity from 1-10

1 Canadian gf please.

The distance is shattering really. Sucks nearly all the spontaneity and naturalness out of a relationship and turns it into a high maintenance one. Such a shame honestly. Romantically it feels like distance wouldn't or shouldn't matter, but yeah, it really does. A shame though, do hope you find somebody more traditionally at least.

is anon being a jerk for the sake of it dolls ? or do i really look like a man in a wig ? :(

hmm i would say like a solid 9.

you look fine

there's mef but she likes diapers

there's lizzy but she's a transbian

oh okay - thanks! <3
my face was always the problem
and ig im kinda tall and broad but you can't really tell from photos

I've seen high distance relationships work out, but I didn't see that level of commitment from almost anyone here
and there's always the glass eyes, they never lie

Shame

there's always autumn

Yeah. I've tried to commit. Not many people are actually looking for it it seems like. At least not ones that I also get along with. I'll admit it's easy to continue the wandering after you've had your hopes dashed a few times.

She’s dating a repper

so you get 2 gfs instead of one

how? my are just as dull as before hrt ︿

please i need a man to rename me
my identity has many voids, can you be the one to fill the gaps in who i am? mould me

I'll fill your gap, babe.

Luno

dr pepper

Need to see your face babe or it's just a random word

sorry I meant Luna*

ayesha

not now, kitten
daddy's fighting demons in heck....

progesterone and lite nipple play over the years desu mine have always been sensitive tho even pre hrt

i was aware of this possibility and worded it to try and dissuade it, but not hard enough
interesting submissions
oh ok makes more sense
can i skip the selfie and just say i am the pichu

I think the andrea name fit you perfectly
you can always go by andy if you don't wanna be too femmy

Bre

I’m so horny can any chasers here post their chest for me to look at in the bathtub

Hi Boston anon

Brad

Charlotte

Can I sniff your butthole

she's a transbian too

then why is she dating a guy?

yeah I'm scared of prog because my face don't pass at all but i may just be cursed to never experiencing they joy of a nipple

good morning chaser anons and transbian anons. i am back from my adventure in the woods for 10 minutes.
[ ] i hope you all are having a lovely tuesday *smiles* | _ |

here you go sweetie me and my boys

I was hoping this tranner I asked out was just super shy but now 24 hours later with no answer im certain its over

all name suggestions being considered
except charlotte, that ones frankly absurd! who would ever think of that
i did start going by andie in a few places
it was nice
why on earth would you ever ever want to do that

guy who asked me out made fun of me so now i hope he dies

Dog the Bounty Hunter or Sasha

Like what? When he saw you irl?

lmao hi pichu

her bf is some "pansexual" repper type

That Time I Asked Out My Favorite Chaser And He Said That I Was A Faggot And Blocked Me >//< :/

when we talked about meeting up and i said i was nervous

pansexual is just a fancy gay word for bi anon
he fw the bussy that's it

Repper, we covered this pay attention

Uhhh did he say something like "why are you nervous hoe, are you 5? Are you a little puny kid about to cry? Do you eat your buggers?"

two beers in consumed by a burning need to eat chaser butthole

I think you're misreading the situation.

he said, "why lol"

Go hit on bears pussy nigga

same
damn that's rough
what an asshole

uh chasers if she asked to do knife stuff would u do it? just curious, like hypothetically u kno?

But like was it funny? Did he get you good?

Hello woods anon

THAT'S ALL??? YOU CALL THAT "MAKING FUN OF"???

HE LAUGHED AT ME

Hi

I've always wanted to slice into a bitch's clavicle and then give her sloppy bloody kisses
why do you ask?

That Time My Favorite Chaser Called Me A “Faggot Freak” And Tried To Stab Me With A Knife, But Luckily I Was Wearing My Trusty Dog Collar And The Metal Tag Blocked It So I Could Escape <3

Okay this is just a shitpost right? No one is that stupid right

Lol, girl

I said Bre but it might be Brie or whatever. I don't know. Short for Brianna or Aubrey or something. It was more of a something along those lines suggestion. We're the same age and when I see you you remind me of the alt chicks at parties and they had names like that.

Hi Anonymous anon

why are you being mean too :((

why on earth would you ever ever want to do that

Honestly no clue it’s just something I want to do. Maybe it’s like when a dog sniffs another dogs butt

I'm glad that big cock tranners don't have destructive kinks and are more willing to have a calm and reliable relationship, I couldn't be able to deal with the stuff you all are describing

No, I have a phobia.

man i love having bpd

Meet up with him

What kind of things did you see in your adventure in the woods?

aubrey does rock as a name
i value your opinion anon thank you
sorry im not a furry

It's a dog eat dog world

I want to so bad but i can't find any there were none at the trendy place. i went to the gamer bar with all the arcade machine but it was all skinny guys with gfs. im currently at the gay enclave but it's all old people. not sure where to try next. maybe the leather bar??? im kind of going to cry im worried ill forever be bearless

like make a cut above the bone then kiss up her neck? uh no reason like at all I'm not even a tranny so yeah

tuesday

I have average cock (so big for a tranny) and I have autodesstructive kinks

tree, rock
hello tuesday

uhh time zones duh... it's probably Tuesday for them

Neither am I. I’m just saying why I might want to sniff your bungus

bigguymandude?

Sorry, it doesn't work that way, you're average, big cock tranners have proper big cocks

This didn't happen
This did

Hello Tuesday to you too

Ever gotten dicked down by a geriatric gay man?

Is that you? You look sexy af

Of course. I've only ever seen one other person mention a similar phobia here so it's a pretty big bat signal for me.

neither happened, I made them both up. my evil gambit.
:D a very hello tuesday to you three

oh, uh
i see
ive never really seen it myself and i don't exactly do anything out of the ordinary for women re: making it presentable like how some other women here wax
so i think it would be pretty unprepared and not great

tree, rock

Wow, were you scared when you saw those things?

I made the knife post so ur wrong

Goodbye Wednesday

not always. maybe a few times. mostly neutral.
oh! good bye to wednesday!!

Nice try, but it's completely out of character so it's unbelievable, try again with someone less easy to fool!

uh u know big hairy straight men exist right? they even go to the gym sometimes it's crazy

i did tho...

I hope you've been well. You're always fun.

I hope the forest people date.

one time I went to the gym but instead of working out all of the people inside were naked and it looked like a barber shop so I got my haircut and left even though I didn’t want a haircut because it seemed more awkward to just leave because they were staring at me so now I dont even try to go to the gym anymore

Then you were ironic I suppose, if I can believe you about your size, but we can put that aside
I refuse to believe they're not all the most outstanding people

As long as the experience is fun and enjoyable for both parties. I’m really into pleasing my SO.

just came watching my gf fuck herself with a dildo bigger than me on vc and it was lowkey embarrasing because I couldn't think of anything hot to say. fuck my akward chaser life

i probably also got brain damage from seeing the way the dildo stretched her so i'll throw it away without her noticing

Cucked by a literal object

I am very well. I’m not sure how you would be able to know my level of fun-ness though.

not always. maybe a few times. mostly neutral

Ah figured an experienced adventurer like you wouldn’t have many scares.

Your hair is getting kind of long though..

Good. Enjoy the woods.

dang yall young gals are freaky freaky. compared to yall im vanilla asf and just wanna get dicked down while wearing sexy lingerie .......anything involving pain or roughness and im out ....

me and him(in my delulu imagination lmao)

while wearing sexy lingerie .......anything involving pain or roughness and im out ....

AGP!!!!

It's NOT GAY to want to fuck Griffith

get a cock sleeve and you can stretch her even more

I don’t easily scare from rocks and trees anymore. yeah, you could even say I’m pretty experienced at seeing them.
my hair length is average
thank you, please enjoy your lake should you choose to partake.

i have hit rock bottom, i'll be killing myself next week

every truecel was fucked by 15 inch horse dildo or at least wanted to be fucked by it

above the bone, yes. And I actually just meant on the mouth, but now that you mention it I do like the idea of working my way up her neck

I'm not even a tranny

really? You might want to consider it. You give off "pathetic failed male" energy, so you should probably troon.

average

Maybe but you'd look so cute in a bob, babe. Let's go the gym.

its not about your size, its about how hard you choke her

But also dick size

im not sure id be into it
i have minimal exposure to sex altogether, let alone the "opposite party face <-> my rear end" type of sex

I don’t easily scare from rocks and trees anymore. yeah, you could even say I’m pretty experienced at seeing them.

Wow, you much touch grass daily! Have you ever came across someone else?

none of those things matter tbhon

Mostly dick size

yes
i know but I'm struggling to find them.... it's so hard to be bronya. i just want a boy that I won't crush if I roll over on him in my sleep :c

new

It matters to me, I want to go around with a t-shirt saying "my gf has a bigger dick than me" and I hate lying

Ok, maybe not actually going around with that t-shirt but I really love the idea of a girl mogging my size

TRUE. need a chaser to fuck me up unfortunately but they're all too scared to even add me

You make 'em too early champ

I dont want to go inside anyone named bob. the gym is a terrifying place.
deer and squirrel and rabbit
i dont know if dick size matters because i havent experienced them very much

its agp to want to have painless sex ?

15 inches

ouch

No that’s country singer Kacey Musgraves. Thanks for calling me sexy though!

Yeah could happen but you won’t know until you try it. Might be time to get that fart box tongue punched homie

anyone named bob

Lmao. You're funny anon

Wow pretty cool Woods anon. We’ll be safe and hope to hear more of your future adventures

it's so not! it's gay to want to be griffith... it's fine I just need good FFS(delulu)
I can't actually troon because I'm immune and a man now despite trying, but like I need to get ffs and as much surgery as possible before I die..
true I think.. u still can't be really small tho obvs
lmao, do u crush ur gf?
no I'm typing!
uh yeah kinda.. jk lol, it's agp to focus on "sexy lingerie" like what

Reminder she's a transbian with a cis gf
None of us will ever get the Pussy (Pichu bussy)

not really, dick size is just a turn on for foreplay, i make my girlfriend orgasm with my average dick so my only problem is my own insecurity

she doesn't mog my size fortunately. she has a perfect body, i'm the one in trouble.

I don’t know lore about Pichu but her gf can still do it lol

no she's fat too thank god

sorry, i knew it was you, deer queer
glad to hear that tho

jacking off in the women's at this gentrifier poké / whiskey bar

what do you mean?
why he's mean

should I just get on Grindr I need to fuck TONIGHT

If that's all he said then he's not being mean. Just tell him why you're nervous and that it's actually a serious issue for you. How can you be this socially inept

Ik lol
WHAT no im not anyone, glad to hear what??

LET ME LICK THAT TURD CUTTER RN

what does matter then

glad to hear what??

I need to get ffs and as much surgery as possible before I die

because it buys time, at least.

trips of truth. i won't do it though I'm scared I need it to be one of you. that's stupid I need to try and get over it. im just not really experienced since becoming a girl but im really really really really pent up
PLEASEEEEEEEEEE it's ready and waiting

PLEASEEEEEEEEEE it's ready and waiting

It gets me hard when yall beg, shits so fucking hot

i want to be confident tho i hate having the allure of a sexually experienced woman and none of the confidence to back it up. any time someone talks to me in person i panic. i talk a big game on here but I'm extremely shy in person. im kiryu moeka irl
im sorry i don't want to be too needy... please don't lose interest... i just need it so fucking bad im losing my fucking mind i can't cope another day without it... im sorry anon i can't hold myself back anymore

for what? I just don't want to die like this. if I could somehow stop whatevers wrong AND fix enough of the damage with surgery to look like a twink again or better(and stay that way). then yeah, maybe I won't have to kms, rn that's where I'm going tho.

progesterone is poison I think please don't judge me for my posts tonight

i have faith that you'll get a good ffs result. And you already look like a twink, so that's a good starting point

im sorry i don't want to be too needy... please don't lose interest... i just need it so fucking bad im losing my fucking mind i can't cope another day without it... im sorry anon i can't hold myself back anymore

LET LOOSE! What do you need? Do you want to be folded and abused?

please get rid of your beard

i just want a chaser to recognise that I'm in heat and slam me against the wall in the middle of the street. manhandling me relentlessly as i melt into his cruel grip. begging him to breed me deep and not caring who hears, and letting him use me relentlessly.
Or something like that. Forget I posted anything I'm going to die of embarrassment now

God that’s fucking hot. I’ll need you to suck me off as I play with your ass. Let me dump all my baby gravy deep inside you. I wanna hear all your moans and sighs as I’m forcing your face onto the mattress. Fuck I’d go all night just with a half an hour break to recharge my dick

im really, Really loud when I'm getting railed I hope that's okay. i want to suck it so bad let me really earn it before you fuck my hole.... that way you'll be too turned on to be gentle, hehe... and there's no way just once would be enough to satisfy either of us, right? i want to drain you until you have nothing left to give....

any chasers here non-degenerate goons?
like educated, well-mannered, -spoken & -travelled, can appreciate high cuisine and hold a nuanced discussion...

I am

against the wall in the middle of the street

???

i fucking wish i went to french culinary school and i speak five languages but i have to pander to the lowest common denominator constantly

ii wish i could stop boymoding.

pander to the lowest common denominator constantly

wdym?

cool, what's your favourite cuisine or chef?

cry more

wow what's with the fucking attitude

why can't you I thought you're a woman?

LMAO im just joking i love filth. but i worry people don't think I can do highbrow too
you can :)

idk I'm drunk. I'm sorry. we can find a nice secluded alleyway if you like. I'm sorry... please don't be mad at me... i need you so bad
meant for

im a twink with boobs who wish she/he/it were a woman
i wish

That would make me instantly finish, noises make me go really nuts. Noises activate the fuck outta my neurons. I’ll finish in every one of your holes. I’ll have to first eat your ass before I start to clap your cheeks. Have you ever rode a dick? I’ll make sure to take some supplements and bust fat nuts all over. Drain me with every one of your holes, I won’t stop until you’re pregnant or leaking out of all your orifices

ehehe I love to ride it... chasers are always too scared to go hard and fast enough to satisfy me so if I can do it myself i can really break them in... but my favourite position will always be mating press... I'm looking forward to spending a very long night together, anon~

yeah got it, somehow didn't think of a troon replying.
french culinary school must be hardcore judging by what I've seen of Marco Pierre White and the like

LMAO yeah sorry it doesn't really help you at all. it was miserable it's all doing things to eggs that they don't want or need I stayed for a few months and gave up. my french omelettes are bavoise as fuck though

anyway I'm sorry for shitting up the thread with my horny bullshit I need to give up on nofap... a lot of my favourite yaoi artists published recently so I don't think I'll make it anyway. sorry anon I hope I didn't bother you too much

雄っぱいが見たい

all good haha... eggs and butter is like 50% of french cuisine anyways so that check's out ig

enjoy your gooning sesh :)

Then ride me hard and fast, you can even leak or cum if you can on my stomach. I’m not made of glass go hard af. Mating press is like my favorite position; Missonary. A long night of clapping cheeks and at least a day of aftercare cuddling just to make you want another session in the future

still sad y'all are worker drones btw :(

it's 50% of all cuisine if I have my way
what gooning sesh I'm nofap....
hehe i would be leaking like crazy if i finally got to ride a chaser like I need to.... im happy you like mating press please knock me up over and over until i lose my mind....
I'm not ready to even think about aftercare yet... i just need to worship your cock until it can't take it anymore
fuck im so pent up I can barely even type... im going to go crazy... i need it so bad it fucking hurts... please anon, abuse me all you want....

wait on the topic of eating large amounts of butter have you made marcella Hazan's tomato sauce from her first book yet anon.. if you want to feel my love please make it and eat it i want everyone to eat it at least once. and use twice as much butter as you're comfortable with because you know I would

hehe i would be leaking like crazy if i finally got to ride a chaser like I need to.... im happy you like mating press please knock me up over and over until i lose my mind....
I'm not ready to even think about aftercare yet... i just need to worship your cock until it can't take it anymore
fuck im so pent up I can barely even type... im going to go crazy... i need it so bad it fucking hurts... please anon, abuse me all you want....

I want to hear your fucking moans and the sound of your cheeks hitting my thighs. Be a good girl and make sure to swallow all my cum as I feed it into your mouth. In case you start to think you’re gonna spit I’m gonna grab your throat and make you sure you swallow it all. Then clean my cock. I need to be there next to you slapping my nuts against your body. I don’t want this shit to end lol

marcella Hazan's tomato sauce from her first book

nope, gonna bookmark that though - I like a good tomato sauce for pasta and pizza

use twice as much butter as you're comfortable with

I always do this (and only with artisanal butter) - it's what differentiates a professional chef from an amateur home cook after all :P

well i can't talk to him now cause he'll know i'm stupid

LOL

what's so funny mister >:(

Post bronya moaning vocaroo pt 2: this time she's really cumming

I bet he already knows

ur right kmsing myself now

Just talk to him

he doesn't even like me. he want's to be friends it's pointless

no I can't cum!!! I'm nofap until a chaser from here uses me like I deserve
insanely ero i know you're a tranner but i wish you were a chaser.
hehe as if I would waste even a drop.of it.... i want to savour the taste of it before I swallow.... but that's just the appetizer for you knocking me up, right?. promise you'll use me like a fleshlight? please, anon? i really need you to breed me deep please I don't think I can cope without feeling you dumping load after load inside me... I'm sorry, it's so embarrassing, but I want you so bad! Please god, rail me until there's no space between you and the matress anon...

He wanted to meet you irl retard

but he said he doesn't want to date me :(

insanely ero i know you're a tranner but i wish you were a chaser.

hmm I also wish you were a chaser (fuck my stupid hussie-hon life)

Possibly wants to fuck you

i don't want that

Stop talking to him then

Good for you. Don't be used.

but he said he is lonely
don't congratulate me yet

Bitch
He said he doesn't want you, other shit doesn't matter. Get over it or perish

okay but do you have to be mean about it :(

np leave it to me I'll train up a chaser to be on my level! if all I can do in this thread is be a practice gf I'll do everything I can to make sure the girls in here are cherished

I'm afraid so, otherwise it might have no effect on your thick skull

do i say goodbye?

hehe as if I would waste even a drop.of it.... i want to savour the taste of it before I swallow.... but that's just the appetizer for you knocking me up, right?. promise you'll use me like a fleshlight? please, anon? i really need you to breed me deep please I don't think I can cope without feeling you dumping load after load inside me... I'm sorry, it's so embarrassing, but I want you so bad! Please god, rail me until there's no space between you and the matress anon...

You’re such a good girl for not dropping anything. You’re want to look into your eyes as I finish when you’re on your knees sucking me dry. I’m definitely not gonna sleep that night, i want to leave you sore, abused, leaking and gaped. You’ll be my personal fuck toy. You begging is making me turn feral I want to feel the warmth of your mouth and bungus on my cock. It’s fucking hot that you’re sharing your fucking fantasies. I want to bury you deep into the floor so fucking deep

Maybe but I can imagine him saying something to try and keep you as a "friend" and you'll stupidly listen and swoon over him when in that moment he shows you a shred of empathy and feeling

are you a mind reader or something? how do you know i'd do that

Babe... Listen babe... Find a veeeeeery tall building, get on to the roof, and see how fast you can fly down

ur mean

wish I could just die and be reborn as a cisoid :(

yeah

WHY ARE THERE 2 FUCKING THREADS

This one is for me and bronya cringe erping

if all I can do in this thread is be a practice gf I'll do everything I can to make sure the girls in here are cherished

waow so unbelievably based