Aus/NZ gen: high in the park edition

QOTT: Do you do drugs? Tell us about your favourite experiences with them.

Years ago I did shrooms with a friend and we laughed for hours that was nice. The trips I have alone are a lot different to that

Doing cuteheroin with a girl was really nice and romantic desu

I smoke weed occasionally.

I did shrooms once, it was difficult, kept getting stuck in thought loops.

the moment I get out of this town I'm doing literally everything I can get my hands on at least once.

I grow opium poppies for tea but i don't fuck around with drugs anymore i'm too old. I got to experience the golden age of importing 200 grams of Methoxetamine at a time direct from chyna before the fascists banned designer drugs. I got real deep into k-hole territory for like a decade before i normified and got a job properly.

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What's your take on ginger tea?

don't bulling me

AGP mushroom trip i had while i was repping

Take mushrooms at a friend's birthday

it's my first time

this was 3 years ago and I was big into Arknights

Had a ceobe pfp on discord (character in picrel)

she iconically has a gamemode where her story and adventure are a hallucinated mushroom trip (her character is really dumb and eats anything, she ate forest mushrooms and yeah. tldr)

Mushrooms kick in

>i start hallucinating i'm this character

roll around in the grass, laughing, eating a bit of pizza and ..............

this girl wants to do makeup on me

i say okay and sit down by the firepit

she keeps poking my eyes with eyeliner pencil because we're both incredibly high (she could've just told me to close my eyes and didnt)

she holds my head still with her free hand and then starts petting me

I'm completely entranced, my heart is racing, i'm hallucinating i'm happy ceobe the dog

yeah later on i was "coming to" around 4-5 AM with her and this really muscular guy and the birthday guy cuddling with us on the trampoline under a blanket under the stars (i remember he was so muscular because i kept prodding at his muscles, really hard until he was like "can you stop")

berry good for upset stomach. I used to make a tea with wet subaeruginosa mushrooms (10x the weight of dried shrooms to account for water content), ginger to counteract the nauseous comeup and lemon as acidity potentiates 4-HO-DMT and reduces the come up time significantly and also Pu'er tea to overpower the flavour of the shrooms.

No I quit meth last month

the first time i took shrooms i watched ants coming and going from their nest for like 6 hours straight and i was talking to them the entire time

Last time I did shrooms was at my friends old beach house in the middle of winter. Watched mr bean and all aussie adventures on VHS was pretty chill since I was on a low to medium dose.

You should get into picking mushrooms it's good fun

Been in the ward for a hot minute but got phone charged today. Are we good? They have a smoke room and a drug addict shared their fag with me. How are we.

how's the ward? nearly ended up a few times there myself

probably not
I've barely been living though, I want to live and experience as much as I can and make up for as much as I've missed as possible.

I want to! it does seem really fun, I wanna go hunting for all kinds of mushrooms, even just to cook with too.

Welcome home I missed you

Hai hope you doing better and they put you back on some meds

It is pretty fun melbourne turns into a big mushroom scavenger hunt during winter

come to the dandenong ranges

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I wanna go to the onsen there

tfw no aussie cis male gay bf

t. texan

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its pretty shit desu they whacked their prices up after the shanghai shivers at least it has unlimited magic mushrooms

you are very welcome to come and open a restaurant im pretty sure they will even give you a state mandated bf if you do it

It’s not bad. It kinda sucks but the free food makes it better.

Haiiii! I know I’m a hon but I always appreciate you for respecting troons.

Haiiiiii!!!!

They got me on quetiapine again but only 50mg rn.

that's a good spot to look?
onsen sounds like a nightmare for a tranny, they look like they'd be super relaxing and nice otherwise. I've been playing animal spa and it kinda made me want to visit one :(

If you can get away with staying on a low dose and preventing an episode then that's really good. The fact you are posting so soon after is also a really good sign, you got this :)

Mushrooms have two options either mountainous forests with lots of fallen wood or in chip bark that doesn't get sprayed with chemicals like abandoned patches near football ovals or in poorly maintained parks.

The rotting wood is a prime breeding ground for mushrooms, you also need trees present as they have a symbiotic relationship with the mushrooms you won't have certain mushrooms growing in a chip bark patch in a field with no trees.

Quetiapine

eepy pills

also you've been officially declared not a hon by the arbiter of trannies you're not legally allowed to call yourself one anymore sorry

subaeruginosa grow on rotting wood i.e the stuff that falls through autumn that gets wet through winter. The rainforest is the most ideal place to look but take someone with you the first time so you don't pick something poisonous (they bruise blue like biro blue when you stain pen ink on you hand). Probably the mushroom you'd confuse it for is a species of gallerina which can look similar and i've seen some that bruise blue-purple. Most gallerina will just make you shit yourself rather than kill you luckily although there are rare lethal varieties. The most dangerous mushroom you will probably run into is the death cap but they are pretty easy to distinguish and the rangers put up signs if they grow around the area.

They are about to open a hot spring in phillip island with a swim up bar, should be cheaper imo

Never seen a Galeria bruise blue, they bruise brown I guess of they where super rotten and you are a newbie they can look kinda blue? The main thing about the Galeria is they have delicate stems compared to subs that have firm stems with an almost woody texture.

Deffinatly go with someone who knows what to look for or at least get someone to give you a positive ID on shroomery. Once you find a sub and know what they look like it's very hard to mistake them for another mushroom.

***Gallerina, just don't eat little brown mushrooms without verifying what you have is the best advice I can give

That’s bs I’m a hon of the highest order wtf

I was looking at a weekend stay there it's like $2k crazy but the jap food looks mad

nightmare

If anyone says anything or looks at you wrong I'll half drown them cmon it'll be fun
That's a long ass way away there's a couple on Mornington Peninsula and Macedon I like the hamam one

As mich as i like the idea Boobs say no desu. They are way to big to be not noticed anymore and I don't pass so I would die of embarrassment going to a hot spring / spa.

boobs too big

Based

there are 100s of different galerina (supposedly even some psychedelic varieties) which is probs more an issue in the rainforest i've found some that bruise blue and are scarcely close to subs but not the right blue like blue-purple rather than biro stain blue. The stalk trick is universal all galys have brittle stems but i'm polite and snip it with shears so i don't fuck with the mycelium so its not always going to be a sure trick to check them for noobies

I would encourage to pinch the stalks while learning desu, I know you are fucking with the mushrooms but I rather a newbie accidentally yeet a few dozen mushrooms while learning them end up in the hospital.

wowzers I wasn't expecting such detailed information, thank you! I'd definitely use an identification guide and take someone with me too for the first few times, preferably every time though since it seems like it'd be just be more fun with a friend, gotta hunt for one of those too, I wonder if they also grow in the rainforest (not counting all the bugs at this moment unfortunately)

oh what kind of food do they give you btw? the place I stayed in they didn't give me anything, they drove us to Coles and we had to buy our own, was non-acute though. is it nice food at least? some hospitals seem to have pretty nice food nowadays

thats awesoe anon

what changed nona?

memo came on the grapevine that the K man is getting some of that sweet minta tonight, i'm glad they made up.

Oh yeah i almost forgor untill you reminded me, but if you go picking in the forest tuck your pants Into your socks because you do get leeches here

minta karter is never going to unblock you if you dont stop doing this creepy ahh shit LOL

i nearly replied

anon can you please not post things like that they're gonna think its me

but i thought people would be smart enough to know that it's not me writing that stuff. but here i am clarifying that post is not me

guys i totally never use Anon Babble i just make posts about myself and respond to any replies within minutes

hows our vanguard portfolios holding up ladies?

pink screaming wojak

Stfu you know its dogshit rn, thanks trump.

why do americans all love aussies so much? I visited in feb and nearly everyone said something about my accent

they had a kitchsy australia craze for a little bit because of paul hogan / crocodile dundee (outback steakhouse opened like a year later for instance) and it got spiked again with that fuckwit irwin so we are coded as cool and slightly exotic to them rather than normie anglos like you get with the poms and canadians

interesting maybe their hatred for trannies in red states can be tamed by aussiemaxxing I just need to make sure I don't say cunt.

It had been building for awhile with australian new wave cinema which was pretty influential in artsy art house type scenes, tarantino talked about how influenced he was by aussie new wave for instance and then it sort of exploded into mainstream culture with dundee. We really can't pull it off again because we don't have that sort of cultural groundswell going on with anything, we have been entirely subsumed by american culture.

It’s helping. The smoking is too. I might have developed a new addiction. A trans girl groped me in the communal showers.

It’s nice. I love passing out. It makes me feel less insane.

Miso soup with chicken noodle. Weet bix with jam and butter for breakfast. Sandwiches for lunch.

what's classified as australian new wave cinema? would that be like the 70s peter weir/mcelroys stuff?

aus still produces some decent stuff like mr inbetween but it's always ends up underrated