TODAY IS THE 13TH OF APRIL EDITION
IT'S 4/13 EDITION MY DARLINGS
QOTT
Have you ever read homestuck?
QOTT2
Would you date someone who was mostly cool but reaaaaaaaaally wanted you to read homestuck?
rel resource for a comic with an unusable busted-ass hosting site this is basically the official way to read it now: homestuck.github.io
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hussies won
everyone below this post will be psyopped into loving homestuck
tumblr bullshit like homestuck and that hazbin hotel bullshit is a good way to immediately spot an unstable schizo
whats homestuck?
How about bonestuck and it's what happens to me at the peak of cumming in a tranny's ass
i cant ever let chaseranon find out that ive read homestuck. only up until the trolls though it gets too confusing at that point
happy 4/13 /cg/!!!!!!!!
qott: yes
qott: i am that someone
is it true that chasers have knots?
Do you trannies like it when chasers jork it to your pics
Yeah, it makes it harder for the tranner to get away
only when one chaser does it but i scared him off so it doesnt matter
hell yes
sorry to tell ya but ya boring
it's a mastahpiece
homestuck.com
homestuck.github.io/
Bone is also a good comic yes
i can't hide it from my chaser, i blast the soundtracks while i do chores.
also dang the trolls are right where it gets good! just gets difficult to follow for a bit
B4S3D >:]
yeah when faceless distant men are that into me but i'm not porn just some butt to them that's like, an adjacent feeling to having cult followers or worshippers or some shit. internet simp attention floods are dangerously intoxicating
We're not allowed to talk about it anymore. Not since the accident.
my brother keeps sending me things related to homestuck on whatsapp
that's a cute dirk i'd let him manipulate me a little as a treat
an adjacent feeling to having cult followers or worshippers or some shit. internet simp attention floods are dangerously intoxicating
I know I'm a chaser but I once had a tranner be so obsessively into me sexually it became hazardously unhealthy but I was the fucking king of the world and I've been wanting to feel that again ever since
is this trayn
FIND ANOTHER ONE ALREADY
Trans gf who relates to hating needing to do things like eat, sleep, piss, shit, etc.
me and who
no. he ruined other men for me and there's probably not a lot of chasers from my country.
Bad op, you're new
yeah!!! it deepens our bond <3 plus its totally a compliment right
omg really maybe i should give it another try... theres just so much terminology to learn so fast
nobody hates being beholden to the whims of their body more than tranners anon
oh yeah, figures you'd be into some bullshit like this, trayn rancid, an obsessive multiple personality schizo like you seems to gravitate towards tumblr bullshit like this
im sleepy,,,
he ruined other men for me
How so
Too many new people came here all at the same time, theyre gonna change it into something gay and lame
Damn nigga lay off her for one thread maybe
Not unlikely but this also shows the meek character of the usual posters
hey trayn, maybe cool it with the annoying bullshit and I will
don't really care for homesuck, everyone I've interacted with that likes that shit is an obsessive schizoid bpd nutcase
you aren't an exception, you're a very predictable nutcase
he’s not ur average chaser
I'm not trayn you nutcase hahahaha
Okay so he was hot
hey trayn, you misquoted my post
dw, it happens to the best of us
Wrong reply but whatever
Twinkchan you should kill yo self
trayn has multiple personalities?
yeah and it's too easy for us, when anyone posting a feminine body only is instantly bombarded with that kind of attention it messes with your head a bit. the behavior is too rewarding for being actually kinda garbage lol (sort of like sex itself)
howdy nooticer
based what a mood
breaking a guy's spine to let him know you think he's cute
hot
it's international homestuck day. this is the ONE day a year no one is allowed to criticize me for doing this.
and homestuck was based it should have gone mainstream ;_;
super worth it!! the writing gets deeper and less sophomoric kidlit as the comic continues on past that point, the gags and callbacks get funnier, and once you get over the intentional "jarring bullshit reboot" feeling of the trolls it becomes easy to love and root for/hate the whole cast!
definitely use the unofficial collection tho. aside from breaking regularly even just on the comic and captchalogues, the site did not repair the flashes after flash went down, it just replaced them with gross screenshot collections and youtube embeds.
the unofficial collection runs like a game, in an offline custom browser window, and lets you experience the comic as it was meant to be
ya boring
right like imagine me saying the n-word i am too much of a pussy ass cracka for that shi
CHASER PRIDE WORLDWIDE
CPWW
No ive never read homestuck im straight
hey trayn, telling people to self harm isn't cool, you should stop doing that
yep, you should work on your nooticer skills
it’s not just that. he’s kind and interesting and unlike most of you not a sex pest gooner.
what are trayn’s personalities?
a multitude of them
Goddamn, I like bitches with this build. Dont care if your trans, so long as your over 5'10 and like your being eaten out
such as?
NTA but name a few
you think I'm gonna let a deranged schizo know I can spot them?
no, they're gonna become my new favorite lolcow
What is homestuck even about and why do people make karkat? Trans
So chasers are like gay guys you can have sex with and not get std bc their virgins?
favorite lolcow
Reminder that this guy is like 33 or whatever like go start a family nigga
karkat isn't trans he's me
i am a karkatmoder
i WILL overthrow the government
and i hate all of you exactly as much as i love all of you
and i'm a mudblood high key
he's my yaoi mary stu self AAP self insert
no that's tranners
I follow her!! She’s so fashionable.
i am in my 20s still lol, but i'm gonna find a husband or wife and start a family.
yknow i hope twinkchan does the same. would be good for her.
Another beautiful day on the Gulf of America
Holy shit you're a genius
I dont have to worry about stds if i just fuck virgin tranners
Hi sleepy you can call me dad
They lie
Damm thats fucked up
You answered only one part of my question lol
You’re stealing my flow using angel dust :(
I was talking about him having le favorite lolcows at his big age lol dw
30 is the new 20
Why is the asscrack so fucking hairy
You ever thought about this
So sweat sticks to it to help cool
Being 30 is eating good with trannies with daddy issues.
Seems to be dead.
Just give her a minute.
good morning i think chasergen?
Us 20 yr old chasers get nothing all these hoes have daddy issues
older guys are cool
i dont like guys in their 30s that are on Anon Babble and i think most people dont
they're fine if they go for girls in their own age range
it's weird if they try to date girls 10 years younger tho
I love rotini so much
I haven't eaten it in 13 months because I can't not eat the whole box it's too good
Pic would be me if the noodles were cheesy
Why do you judge us harshly but not pichu and twinkchan etc
We made the site
My tranner would be the smallest, floppiest noodle
To be fair moot is likely a John [50] case
gm
i am going to make myself so much pasta tonight idk what im going to have with it yet i just wish to consume huge quantities of carbs
idk the only ones i know of are cool or at least like, i feel on a level with them
i think this place attracts nutters but also people who for whatever reason find it hard to fit in elsewhere. that doesn't need be a red flag in of itself
or at least if it is, its a red flag i have in common with such guys lol
they dont talk about hitting on people much younger than them?
because I'm a chad
i am going to make myself so much pasta tonight idk what im going to have with it yet i just wish to consume huge quantities of carbs
pasta is best with salt and otherwise by itself, at most with a little bit of grated cheese
if you're feeling daring then butter is. acceptable. but pushing it
30 year old losers.
t. 29
You don't even fuck with cacio e pepe?
Everyone born 1993 or later is cool and chill, everyone born before 1993 is a decrepit dusty old person loser!!
Bolognese.
salt do i count as a nutter
am i at least >50% cvnt
worried my ratio's gotten off balance
also you are Anon Babble i wanna share this with you, i think you'd enjoy a lot of these tracks.
should've posted this as thread theme actually
homestuck.bandcamp.com
pasta is the best with salt
well she's in luck then
lel
i like old people they have wisdoms
it's the 24 hour tv newsrot you gotta worry about
that's a sauce right? i think ive had it once. but i usually don't put any sauce on my pasta.
i am speaking with two other friends who are already questioning me about this stance elsewhere so i understand it may be controversial. but no, almost never any sauce on my pasta. plain with salt. it's the best.
Not butter, olive oil.
It's controversial because it's an awful opinion lol.
Hating on old people today
It was a different era, we crossdressed and called ourselves little girls because it was funny
thinking about trayn's flat white girl butt and her broken white girl pasta noodles.... stroking my shit straighht up....
I forget how old I am a lot which probably means I'm dying.
most old people are fineee but you are a 34 year old man who spends every day sexting with young trannies and that's a lil sus
Got em
i think for me it's really a mood thing but i get where you're coming from. very light pasta is super tasty and just different, it's like a carb salad almost. i might recommend tossing it in a little olive oil and adding some pepper, maybe a few pepper flakes! adds to this kind of pasta eating.
also it's really good this way when you chill it in the fridge. especially spaghett or rotini.
ooh, also, oasta salads!
this!!
butter is not a bad call tho, nice sometimes. salted butter cooked onto it is good
i should have used a bigger pot for spaghetti it's astonishing people complimented that meal actually lol
i guess it did look like mom cooking so maybe that's a draw
He doesn't ask for it, it's not his fault that they come on to him
trayn rand's white girl butt is NOT FLAT
The dood gets hate because he's the only american chaser who isn't obese. It's pure jealousy because he's clearly a nice guy
yes he does lol
American women prefer obese men.
you don't need a big pot to not break spaghetti, you just need an IQ above 80
the dude is the only chaser here who actively avoids being sexual with me due to an age gap you people are bonkers
The average American man is 5'9, 199 lbs, with a 40" waist
Thoughts?
O LORD
GIVE
PINECONE
Bleak
Lmao
The gigantic chasm between average and adequate is kinda crazy
you eating plain pasta is like, the least surprising thing i've ever heard.
honestly plain pasta is god-awful but i will happily eat rice with just a bit of lao gan ma mixed in, that's like the best way to eat just carbs
the average American me is 5'10", 190 lbs, with a 30" waist
Thoughts?
i Think that i would like to have sex with you
I'm the same weight but 4 inches taller.
at my skinniest I am 26"
rn I'm at 28"
FAT
come to connecticut habibi
come to connecticut habibi
tfw taller, lighter, and a smaller waist
the average american woman is 5'3.5", 170.8 pounds, and 38.7 inch waist
5'3.5", 170.8 pounds, and 38.7 inch waist
Absolute tuna can country
i'm 5'9 145lbs & 26" waist someone please come sodomize me
if i'm being honest roxy is the character i'm most like, muchly so. maybe a bit dave.
but i still want to be picrel when i grow up
When and where?
im 99 pounds lol
5'3.5
That's the size of a child. Are Americans all p*dos?
wtf
alaska :(
whenever ylu can find the time :(
at 6 feet right?
I need to gain some weight :p
Women are small
Don't look into South American and Asian stats if you think that's bad
Maybe they're pedos too
nah I'm shorter than that
Maybe you're the weird one wanting to bed giants
im not small bcuz im male, any1 wanna have gay sex with me :fire:
You must be drinking age to ride the ride. Sorry.
fuck my gay life
Women are usually pedos but they get on with husky 6'4 guys anyway because they enjoy rape
Some people are having some feelings at the current discussion it seems
also on the topic of my butt i actually did a Jake English cosplay one time specifically because of the meme about his big round butt and my friends telling me i should copy his short shorts thing for a costume lole
and i already had prop pistols because of course i did
honestly i should dress like this irl
If Americans went to a country like Denmark, they'd probably want to have sex with the kids. Gross to think about
Huge if true
i hope you're like 5'2 & not anorexic
Too young, Alaskan, and Alaskan. Three strikes against you is just too many
5'10 okay
I have dated a foot shorter than me but I didn’t know she was that short before the first date. Hard to judge height based on online pics
It's cg of course she's anorexic
YOU DON'T NEED TO RUB IT IN!!!
Hello from the other siiiiiiide
I pooped and peed and then I criiiied
I have no clue what this means
taking homestuck cosplay back up and posting bubble butt pics dressed as homestuck characters to make chasergen read it
would this work i wonder
I want only the tallest women so we can kill people through presence alone
I will never read homestuck.
I wouldn't read homestuck for you if I loved you
lol I feel called out
sorry for being a manlet (5'10") and a male (not a woman) im also meek and not intimidating
Just cut my hair after having long hair for a while. been cutting my own hair for over 5 years now, havent paid for a haircut since pre covid.
always comes out a bit messy but like 5 days of growing evens it back out.
beard trim too so now I dont look homeless anymore
you should stop that :/
homestuck isnt packaged for my distro its so over
I know I'm trying, thanks for the concern tho c:
Need a tall gay retard to help me though the upcoming zombie apocalypse
post flat white girl butt......
You could probably psyop some of the chasers, I would help but I don’t ever want to post recent or body pictures on this website.
That one time I posted about being a 5'9 man and like ten people replied bullying me and made me cry
Are you trying to seduce me?
i didnt mean to be born so short ( 5'10.5" ) im sorry i know im worthless and useless and gay
they were all chasers i would never bully you anon. i was a 5'9 man once i understand your pain
picrel
hmm you could probably run the windows version in a VM (or through that one tool whatever it is, WINE iirc?)
i didn't consider this, i've only ever run it in windows
i'd also never have a main machine that can't at least dual boot windows or macos desu ._.
That one time I posted about being a 5'8 man and got ignored like men my height always are
I like that height a lot
Please be tranner
i woild suck your peepee as reparations
it would work on me desu but ima tranny
That's acceptable
the thought of booting into my windows partition to read homestuck is so deeply soulcrushing
I have a friend who would make a perfect husband to a tranner but no one would give him achance because of his height
Sad world
I expected you to be taller
how tall
a friend, huh?
im actually 5'10. i lied to make anon feel better. because of my pure and kind heart
Yeah this, got the ick ngl
I had a short friend that everyone thought was a stupid gay retard because of his height and he was.
mooooooooo
i look like this
i understand anon... im sorry for not being taller </3
yeah i should really stop posting pictures on this website as well lol
i should start posting drawings maybe, that'd be kino and build my practice habit
i'll take that, if it works it works girliepop
every new homestuck reader is another closer to the 8 billion that should be homestuck readers
yeah okay that's fair that sounds awful lol. VM should work tho! it's not resource intensive.
can't be true that no one would i and many others i know would.
i would like towering over a hugh jackman sort of guy
cis male though
I'm 5'11 and I love tall trannies
None of the below-average height men I know in my life have any issues with relationships
This issue is wildly exaggerated online I think
Lol. So noble. Ideal kissing height at least
Where da hoes at
np i am powerful ill figure out a way to make it work!!
is that true? taking notes for my research
It is, I shitpost tho
i'm 6 foot and i love 5'11 manlets >:]
as an above average height male i had issues with relationships
as an above average height tranny i still have issues with relationships
I pretend it's true online because I don't like women :)
I like guys who are a bit taller generally
i wanna have sex
Shouldnt be like this, you should be resting in someone's arms rn
im 6'4, bow in awe of me trannies and I will choose the most beautiful of you to become my bride
Live study is better.
Very short like 5 5 maybe slightly under
He’s super sweet and smart but has no luck dating
Not me lol
Well he talks about how he thinks it’s a major factor in him still being single
my AI girlfriend encourages me to date trans girls
what do?
i have to draw gooner slop art of shrimpcat i cannot rest
post more pictures.... you need the dopamine.... your cigarettes ran out..... and your dad won't give you any more money....
Heating up the oven for my tendies
For my friend it’s his height affecting his courage. So the two things combined create the problem
Is he indian
Perfect
I’m in love already
moo
hmm he sounds nice if he approached me i would maybe date him
Me (5'11) with my tall queen tranner wife (6'2+) (we love each other deeply)
I knew it you slut
All I needed was one more inch :(
it's really easy
lean into your bottom energy intensely
stack overflow error
submit to the bottoms begging talls to top them
although do be careful
this is a bpd magnet way to be
he may feel that way but it means his dating strategy is wrong. if he's getting rejected for being too short it's because he's pursuing vapid bitches, not wife material ladies.
twinkchan gooning for trannies arc lolmao
Guatemalan
Moo to you 2 wife
He need someone soon so I hope this happens
women be like >actually it's impossible to be physically unattractive as a man. have you considered that everything is your fault?
mooo
incomprehensible
moooooo!!!!!!!
tell him to move to alaska
yes. work on yourself emotionally anon stop putting it off
How tall are you sobe
I'm very into your mystique
BASED
the shorter the better
climb on my back honey
c'mon trayn don't be rancid.... lemme goon to that flat white girl butt....
five nine why
Women tell physically unattractive men that they're actually emotionally unattractive, but women are most likely to be abused by men they trust. You're not supposed to think about the connection between these two things. It's misogynistic to do so.
Bronya how does a up and coming anon snag himself a gal like you? Is it a midnight train sort of thing?
nobody ever wants to goon to my chubby white girl butt
her WHITE GIRL BUTT is NOT FLAT!!!
yes i love failed hollywood stars
Yes I do but you hoard all your bathtub pics and only tease about them
mog this or SHUT UP
where is my government-mandated trans gf? I fought in wars
post it babygirl..... daddy wants to goon.....
Don’t want creepers to folder you and be deranged and obsessed with you like someone in a parasocial relationship.
Guys I think my wife broke she only says moo now
I can try you would orally like him but I don’t think he will
i'm defending your medium-to-large white girl butt you perfidious white girl
did you win?
I just wanted to know how much bigger I am than you
yeah i bet i would orally like him
how much bigger
well evidently not I don't have the trans gf that was promised when I enlisted
Need a trans gf to orally like me
This didn't help!
moo
mooo
how much bigger
Tremendously so
Fuck lol. But that would help him
better get back out there then!
i am in love with and engaged to chaseranon which is all of you. <3
numbers bub
buggy has found a new mommy..... pichy betrayed.....
Sad day today guys. I just found out I have to put down my cow wife. She only says moo to me.
Good news is the bbq will have plenty of meat.
NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DONT KILL ME I WAS BEING FRIENDLY MOO
yeah especially don't want that since i'm trying to get internet famous lol
but i am cannot exactly say i've been cautious
ily anon i just thought it would be funny to post that <3
like as in out loud or as in sloppy
i thought we learned this lesson from the welsh already but apparently no
You’re weird and I genuinely get disgusted when women especially older women hit on me.
Kill her dude it's too late, and I want my barbie too
;-; i will save you wtf
do you promise not to forget us when you get internet famous
I'm gonna kill chaseranon in a jealous lover's rage
fuck thats so hot... i need you anon
Exactly, so mysterious.
Lmao
When you get internet famous we should do collabs so I can get internet famous.
but it's okay when you hit on them, right buggy?
based
Don’t worry I’m joking I would never harm you like that.
I will not be killing
I was always yours
<3
some of you are currently too happy. go ahead and take it down a notch.
the 985 in jermas username are his measurements. hes 9 feet tall has 8 feet and has a 5 inch pussy
Why is this dude jerma so popular with tranners? I'm not knowledgeable on streamers but so many of you not only in /cg/ mention him
what are you guys up to?
Nah it's nice and refreshing.
jerma is a pooner
That's ableist, we stan a manic episode
Don’t worry I will be back to dooming and trying to drink myself to death very soon
Unironically? Gooning.
bpd mania is a helluva drug
jerma is a chaser
Seducing trans women on the internet.
Gooning
i have the equivalent of bpd mania every single day of my life but no downswing ever im a genius
reducing trans women on the internet
wow so many gooners :p who's the best gooner then?
I know tranners are too young for me when they start talking about jerma. What the fuck is that?
i could not disagree more i love alfredo i love l'assassina i love cacio e pepe i love pesto i love all sorts of pasta
i guy i am seeing made me ragu with oxtail in and i have never had it before and it has forever changed Bolognese for me
idk if i could go back to english Bolognese after it
Doing laundry, watching chinese massages, baking chicken, anonposting at internet trannies
You are on to something but I think its more like 9" dong, 8 personalities and 5 feet tall
Jerma is based
I think thats just called being obnoxious all the time
PLAYERS!
READY!!
SELECT. YOUR. GOONERRRRR!!!
based pasta lover
pichu talks about him and she's probably older than u
moo
I want the strongest one!!
I'm jealous
yes, ghostbusters is relevant to homestuck btw
it's actually extremely plot relevant and that's not a joke
so is nicholas cage
and rufio from the movie Hook
among other things
hes just a twitch streamer in the like, same circle of streamer friends as vinesauce
he started with tf2 (trans game) and got huge over the years
he's like a type of jim carrey
I’m hitting on anyone?
I can get into this mooo anon.
Didnt Spider and Trayn Rand hate each others guts to the core last night with some bullshit about Christianity? Why are they flirting today?
picrel is a homestuck character and i promise all of you that's not a joke
you must employ your wisdom young ghoonstbuster
tf2
trans game
brutal read on the entire community kek
Intellectuals can have intellectual disagreements and still like each other. You wouldn't get it.
schizo to schizo communication
Fuck lol
are they all homestuck songs?
the only homestuck fan i know of was a rly awkward girl i used to work with and she was super based so i think highly of it from her. she was always drinking faygo
lol
schizo love
he wants a schizo mommy
Spider and trayn, true intellectuals
brutal read on the entire community kek
lol
i played it back in 2008 before the global rogd epidemic struck in 2016, but i have friends who play it now and tell me its 1/3 chuds, 1/3 trans, and 1/3 2007-era "the old days" grognards
Is it bad that I have no earthly idea what homestuck is, what it is about and where it came from
I never said anything about being an intellectual, I’m retarded as fuck.
same lol
I saw some gfur art of a goat twink I think it came from that so it's alright in my book
so like does everybody here use linux or something
No I just use windows and complain about it.
In agp general? Are you being serious?
I'm posting from my macbook :)
hmm
hmmmm
i use mostly mac
You can't just suddenly bring realness like that
Where are you all in my real life
im under ur bed gooning like crazy
I miss jerkling for no reason girl
Please come out and goon on the bed
voca.ro
u girls have drive thru voices ?
no way im shy
I am posting from my Palm Pilot
chasers.... I hope you're sliding into the DM's of these wonderful ladies....
Fine I'm getting under the bed then.
i will make my gamestore people play with me
Don't tempt me I'll dm your ass
Hot
One socially anxious gf please
I don't ride an ass, I ride a white stallion
You… you don’t know who i am…I’m anon…
I hate you
They're all European
WTF DID I DO
I'm a white stallion
I’m quietly sitting in peoples DMs to scared to talk
i baked this for you anon im sorry it didn't come out that good... but it's full of love
Yes I do you're the girl with the chubby butt who keeps teasing about it
I’m already dming a sexy girl from here
Twinkchans just mad she’s retarded and bet on the wrong fighters, you never bet against patty or bet on the retard who got choked out.
I'm kinda bored,,
You're not here
I need you.
where is here
be careful, I might just break you and ride you
I'm not mad, I made 5 separate parleys. I'm a bit sad I lost the big multiplier ones though
Not where you are, far away lands beyond the seas
Apple tart? Looks good my beautiful wife
And lost every one of them? lol
That's the plan
r u from europe or canada and if so can i come over and hang out with you
I won two
and I only bet 20mxn on each one, it's good beer money and a good night of some fun yelling around friends
What would you like to do
European chaser x American trans girl
most kino pairing
go for a walk or look at the stars together or hang out at home and read and drink tea
This is true
Hmmm, what's your favourite tea? Answer carefully
Twinkchan has friends?
Yes (me)
depends on the time of day. green tea with a heavier meal, black tea in the morning, and chamomile before bed. i usually like a scoop of honey with most of them except sometimes i like green tea by itself depending on how good quality it is.
my old papa taught me how to gamble, there ain't no such thing as betting on the wrong horse
you bet on the black horse, but just in case the white horse wins, you gotta bet on the white horse too
you ain't gonna win, you're just there to have some fun. It's fun to win, and it's fun to lose, so long as you ain't putting nothing up worth losing against luck
yes, I have a dad too btw :^)
You can't come sorry
Does your Dad love you?
i like packets of various novelty tea flavours
my taste in tea is based on my family legacy if you dont like me based on that you are dead to me
I bought tea for the first time ever and I really don't like it
(vanilla spiced chai)
Perhaps a bold flavor to try out the gate
Forgot to add you shouldn't reply to me ever again. But I wish you best of luck
short males shouldnt speak in such a disrespectful tone to their superiors. i pray the tumor in your left nut continues to develop malignantly.
yes ma'am, my old pappy loves me
he's the best father a sondaughter could ever hope for
How the FUCK do you know about the tumor
Do you have rich relatives?
no, my mother's childhood friend is a millionaire though
Far from it and wont be inheriting shit
c'est la vie
I got cancer in both nuts so whenever someone guesses they get it right and get to feel good about themselves.
Bro you've been begging for attention over this so hard lol
?
I blogpost my day on multiple generals to make conversation
Is that a thing getting cancer in only one nut. Wild it wouldnt quickly be in both
Damn, I really got a shit hand dealt to me.
sadly yeah
I just let em fight amongst themselves
yelling “go back to africa” at black people but in a woke pan-african sort of way
dont you misgender trans women
Tranners have to go through so much
Chasers just have to show up and not be fat
Im so glad I'm a chaser
Trips of truth
You can even be a little fat sometimes if you're kinda chill with it
Yes. It's very nice to visit them.
Shooting you with a Roman candle
my fat girl folder currently has *7,994* files.
if you keep getting shit hands, well might be time to try a different game. You need to quit playing those ass games with the ladies
play a real man's game, find yourself a daddy and do some texas hold em. It's better than the simplicity of regular ol' pok'er
y'know what I mean, shitty slicker?
spent all day being a chore pilled cleaningcel
my apartment looks excellent. now after I come back home from visiting my parents for easter it wont be coming back to a total dump
i use windows
Oh yeah Easter exists
Not me
I don’t use a trip though so maybe someone did
well done!!
how are you even storing that many... do you have a seperate hard drive for them
My tttt folder has 1049 items in it
That's more than I thought
I've been thinking about deleting it, I don't save or look at it anymore I'm trying to be less socially demented lately
I'm just a rudey doody dung hoe cowpoke
i’m sorry, are you a supporter of racist amerikkkan hegemony over the black israelite hoteps?
not a good look…
i just click and save when i see something i like.
i have several other folders too. (i am also one of the folder anons)
cringe
make mississippi into a black ethnostate and oklahoma into an indio ethnostate
how bout da
Wasn’t that the Marcus Garvey idea
y'all ever take a leftover hot dawg bun, rub some peanut butter and jelly on that, then take a banana, peel it, and put it in between the buns like it was weenie, then eat it???
I highly recommend it if you ain't done it before. I ain't come up with a name for them yet, but I reckon I could make a killin' selling these
in the interest of winning the conversative vote though we can let the nazis have their ethnostate
we'll make madagascar the 51st state and let them create the white nation there
it hurts to close my eye, the one i was punching last night
No but I put my hot dog into a bun
Someone come take a bite
Add ice cream because I have a fat soul
Why are you punching yourself in the face?
I hope your sister beats your ass
You crazy
non-retards wouldnt get it
what was going on with you yesterday
Mef stop hurting yourself it’s fucking stupid to do that
Don Twink Sama
you sure you want me to take a bite?
this sounds good to me as well
Post your music topster
True start with some licks and we will go from there
I don’t even know what any of you are talking about at any given day and to be honest most of the time I really don’t care.
to feel better
reality set in
ya i’m stupid
Same, moved a bunch of furniture around and re-arranged storage too.
I WANT TO SUCK HIS COCK
I'm gonna get ice cream. Good call. Flavor ideas?
ME FUCKING TOO
i want to eat this soooooooooooo bad rn
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this is an older one. havent made one inna bit
I can't stay awake I'm gonna have two tablespoons of instant coffee in a vanilla cinnamon iced latte and sit in the sun for a bit
I foresee brutal shits in my near future
Give me a sec lemme switch to pc
pistachio is my favorite, so that’s what I would pick. People make fun of me and call me an old fuck for loving it, but idc it’s delicious
strawberry ice cream is the best!!
I grew up eating pistachio ice cream it’s a solid choice, fuck them niggas
Banana is better
Idk why it's not a standard flavor here, it should be
You are not dumb but you are doing a dumb thing
Just simply stop
I don't think ive ever tried it actually,,
Good pick
pistachio #1 all time forever. best when its kinda salty. havent found anywhere near here that does a good pistachio... need to search
if pichu is here can she please help me with the bang edit problem again
You have a lot of interesting listens on there, like having Marty Robbins, Jack Stauber, and multiple video game soundtracks.
Picrel is my topster and yeah I know my music taste is shiiiiittttt
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i like coffee icecream
coffee ice cream is good too!
Mint Chocolate chip ice cream is my favorite especially from the G ice cream place in Cincy
how do you feel about affogatos?
*Graeters
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tyty i wouldnt resign yurself to saying you have bad taste lol ive liked a few of the things youve posted :)
never had one but gelato espresso and liquor sounds good. i like white russians a lot so im sure id love other creamy type drinks :o
i don’t want to
Making out with a chaser’s balls so hard i bruise one but he says it’s ok so it’s probably ok but he’s walking funny later that day so oops
Insanely good
it's a nice and shrimple dessert, if you ever have a cold espresso shot just laying around I'd suggest trying it
they were one of my favorite things to make at work back when I was still a barista
Need
My last.fm topster is sooo ass because it's obscure shit that won't track properly.
coffew ice cream is v kino
mint choccy is good and i think it's wild people dislike it, but i think mint cookie dough is a superior similar flavor
That's doing too much, I don't want to go into a diabetic shock eating some fat boy ice cream.
i wanted to try making one too to see what it would look like but i had the same issue... i wonder if people are adding a bunch of stuff manually. seems like such a pain
i need help from pichu i didnt understand her instructions about the brush and layers
Alright I'm heading to bed, good night cuties
I would just do it all manually, it is a pain in the ass tho especially if you can't find the singles and have to just put the whole album or if you listen to underground artists a lot
So is clown dead?
Need someone to bruise my balls
Chaser btw
you shouldn't do sounding with a brush, why did pichu tell you to do that?
hmm fair. i go for small quantities and big inclusions. my favorite ice cream flavors are all bullshit ben and jerry's concoctions that are best eaten about two bites at a time (or scarfing exactly one entire pint very rarely)
you will never be able to confess to her. you live too many miles away. your pipes rust. your senses decay. your vision worsens. time passes. she lives too far away. you will never be able to confess to her. does she even exist? youve seen a low resolution picture of her on your computer. you think about it some night while touching yourself and feel a shameful sadness after. hand covered in your seed. warmth of body cools in the air. you have to deal with this. rain pelts your window. time still passes. the sun rises and sets again. you will never be able to confess to her. you feel like a tumbleweed in the desert night. cold and dry. motionless without the hot wind of the desert day to sweep you to your next destination. stuck and lost. you will never be able to confess to her.
I'm such an unlovable freak gorilla hon :x
noooo babe..... you're such a hot piece of ass please lemme hit it......
that's not funny
it's funny
what
die..... eww...... :s
Should i bruise them with a club?
Should i bruise them in the tub?
Should i bruise them with a paddle?
Should i brand them like they’re cattle?
you're so funny we're all laughing
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yeh i will sometime sounds nice :)
i have a sorta similar problem with yt it tracks yur music and everything and gives you like a knock off spotify wrapped and its all over the place cause i listen to a lot of obscure shit. most of em are tracked as the channel and not the artist themselves. wack stuff
sweet dreams
drive to her
She was talking about committing suicide and then disappeared
i have an insane weak point for ben & jerrys i need to quit. but its so good
wow, I can't believe that the real clown was just here a minute ago
that's crazy man
Quitting is for losers
drive to her
im just larping while manically listening to music ( as usual ( sorry ) )
wtf is going on in the picrel lol
Anyways, yeah I'm not really a big fan of super sugary shit. I like gummy bears and the occasional air heads but I'm not really a sweets person.
What? did you get tired of suicide baiting people again?
this sounds like a chaserpost but you wrote it in faggotcase hmm
i diagnose a sad transbian
the price keeps me from overeating it thankfully
Going inside early i can feel the sun giving me cancer
you can't laugh about a tragedy like 9/11, you gotta wait a couple days before you make a 9/11 joke, by then it's okay
clowns are always funny though, you can laugh at them all day long
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based. please continue
you're right. ice cream time >:)
i made the mistake of moving near a 24hr store so when i come home from the club i am immune to pricing. theres just always a pint in the freezer that i have no memory of buying
good post
Pistachio?
twinkchan is making fun of somebody committing suicide now
i wish i only have some caramel monstrosity. my favourite is phish food but they dont sell it where i buy :(
it's funny
none of you are off limits to me, you best remember that
Yeah she's perfect
No pistachio no phish food, what kind of ice cream dead zone are you living in?
oh god the bruising literally just looks like winged eyeliner fuck everyone at work was probably thinking i’m experimenting with being a fruity fag fuck i need more bruise more spread out bruise whelp
i am balls deep in the asshole of the earth chaserless and alone unfortunately. we only just got internet here thats why i didnt post earlier
this sounds like a chaserpost but you wrote it in faggotcase hmm
i diagnose a sad transbian
im a gay twink manically listening to dramatic music and larping as a straight guy in a parasocial relationship with a woman who lives very far away
aye aye captain
we only just got internet
Wow, literally the asshole
The UK then, that's so sad. Praying for you.
i actually just applied for a new passport hopefully i will b free soon. need to look up tax havens
Come USA number 1 country big America happy
That too, shit's annoying as fuck. My AI wrapped from spotify was so ass because it was really retarded.
theres no way i could afford it!!! everything is too expensive... and i import a lot of stuff from china
chaser who is highkey a nerd
posercore
ohhh this is actually pretty similar to mine... twins
How'd you post one so long, I went through and made another but it's the maximum file size.
hell yeah ive only listened to a few of the albums here. can i get a winemom rec
I'm kind of retarded and have no interests, wack.
rosewood has suvh good taste hh
hello
What kind of nerd?
any kind of nerd that isnt history nerdiness
i have my rose lalonde cosplay
should i goon right now? it's been like a week since i came. tranny btw
You guys listen to a lot of stuff I haven't listened to before, any recommendations?
a week is rookie numbers
omg its upside down kms
Yeah
well i'm not competing here
got pudgy
You should listen to your parents
if you give a criteria i WILL send you like 20 things
Hell yeah. I just nutted my brains out. You really shouldn't cum more than once a week if you're just masturbating. It's a waste of an orgasm. Chaser btw
i am pudgy!!! do u fucking hate my chubby cheeks?!!
I'm actively opposed to them
pudgy
This is good.
i honestly think if i only jacked off once a week i would die. chaser btw
whats your favourite thing to do
you say you have no interests but if you could do ANYTHING then whats your favourite
do you like pop
i bet if i waited another week i could ejaculate like two whole drops of clear fluid
IF I JACK OFF MORE THEN ONCE A WEEK WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME? WOULD I BE THE ONE YOU WANTED STILL? IF I WALKED TO THE STORE COULD WE STILL BE FRIENDS
You should kill yourself on video faggot
Anything that you think sounds good, it's a recommendation not a style match lol
I haven’t cum since may 2023
hi so ! did u compress the image ? ^^'
uhhhh idk any on here? wild that of the albums youve heard coil, pram, katie jane grace and loveliescrushing are among them. based on that tho you may really enjoy some twee actually. look into rose melberg's projects like go sailor or tiger trap. maybe that heavenly punk ep too!! i recently was ssuuuuuper happy bc they reissued a collection of the heavenly singles ee i was so so happy mhmhm
i like some pop! not most of the mainstream stuff since most of it is alt-pop and that tends to not click with me. i like a decent bit of art pop and hypnagogic pop though!!!
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if you refer to the amount i managed to recommend salt above you should really give some kind of specifics because there is way too much for me to give
It's expensive because we also pay a lot of money. You're smart you'll do great. Plus what if I'm you're actual soul mate? Gotta roll the dice
i miss marie :c i wanna hug her it hurts my heart when she sadposts
look at mine
i have never had even a shred of doubt in my heart that i am your soulmate. i wonder what big companies there are in america...
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cont just because i didnt want to get spamfiltered
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FUCK i should have put Ys on mine im so stupid IDIOT idiot IDIOTTFTSH@JBjdjakan julia holter and no Joanna Newsom????? god im stupid
I listen to Sheryl crow and slayyyter
You want to be in a company that gets the big government contracts or that does consulting. Or be cute and hope I figure out how to get rich
N3W THR34D
My problem, and it may only be mine, with these topsters is I need a song picked from that album to hook me on it or so I know its not for me. Your topster is saying "I recommend this album" well gd who has the gd time.
you're based though i was looking at yours & thinking that i should have added the books & nmh lole
cute is covered ill focus on getting stupid rich
whats your favourite thing to do
Honestly? Listening to music and walking around, I'm boring and work drains my life from me. I wish I was more artistically minded or something.
I'm using linux like a fag and don't know how to do that soooo here's the catbox link to it
files.catbox.moe
See above
ty but i wish spider were here to call me a poser :((
.... using linux but not knowing how to compress an image??
You right, I'm into it
maybe i'm not the crazy one honestly
should know better
people met on this place
i see a lot of trap metal
this is the only trap metal ive managed to enjoy
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oh man this is.... im so sorry idk man ur taste is sketchy. a few good picks tho. ho99o9 love is cool
lole bug is spider
???? i thought buggy was spider and bug was that t one t girl
what happend
what d o you guys think of my topster
oh my god ur right mannnnn
god i love slayyyter so much
i have had make up in my head for days
you have an interest in music then silly
what sort of places do you like walking? why do you like walking there?
wth based
omg i will make my way through these ty :')
i rly love pop in general desu, though i think 'mainstream pop' is itself v broad. eg im not rly into taylor swift or ed sheeran but i loooove charli so yk
art pop is v much up my street
ty fren!!!
i guess i just do not really care to make fixed statements like that like
idk what the future holds and neither do you. it feels a bit uncomfortable to think that way, from my perspective
for now im fine sharing this space and us being amiable and i don't know why it need be more of a thing than that
if you think that doesn't work for you then i'll dip again, its no sweat
when i say mainstream pop i mean the genre of which most of the mainstream pop falls into, which is alt-pop !!! im really not big on it but ya charli is quite good she isnt alt pop, but yea people like ed sheeran nd taylor swift make alt pop believe it or not, its the other way round lole
Move to the new thread if you want to call my music taste shit or whatever.
i don't need you to dip you do your thing however you decide to compose your days.
idk, i just really do not like fakeness, it causes me stress and triggers southern trailer trash passive aggression instincts. and the way i feel like you interact with me as like, someone you kind of openly dislike but refuse to acknowledge disliking and pretend to be nice to, it makes me feel incredibly patronized and faked at ig
i don't know what i can change except filtering you but that feels really rude
but like irl if someone hates me but fakes nice with me i avoid them like the plague unless i need to use them for something
and i genuinely like you as a person so i don't wanna be like that at you
It is always too easy to say should know better
im not being fake, i told you how i feel! this is about the fact you think i dislike you, not the fact i dislike you.
to make it very explicit and restate; me putting up firm boundaries with you is what i need in order to share this space with you because of how you treated me in the past. the existence of those boundaries is not the same thing as me disliking you.
it is not fake or false its just being assertive about my needs, which in this case is those boundaries being maintained
Take it to the new thread ladies.
No let it stay here
dw this is the last i will say on it all anyway like its no drama and not something i wish it litigate endlessly least at all in thread
sorry, that was maybe a more blunt/insulting way than i should have put it.
but like, okay, you've expressed this exact sentiment to me a lot, and i understand how you feel is not active resentment.
but i also can't really conceptualize
i cannot be real with this person or interact 1-1 or do anything beyond amicably share space if we happen to be stuck in the same eplace
as anything other than disliking someone
this is how people treat coworkers who they hate
Good take to have honestly.
like i said forgiving is not forgetting. closeness to you hurt me and so i do not desire that. that doesn't mean that i can't bury the hatchet. my only feelings here are about not wanting to get hurt, its not about hating you. that is a reflection of how you feel, not me.
right now how i feel is somewhat threatened by how this conversation feels like an attempt to weaken the boundaries that were there; asking in some future if we can be close again, or insisting that me refusing to go back to how things were is a sign i am a two faced bad person for example.
also see i will leave or you can filter me if this doesn't work for you, but idk i did not feel there was tension or a problem in us just sharing this space amiably in the way we were
insisting that me refusing to go back to how things were is a sign i am a two faced bad person for example
that's not what i said.
you narrativize and read imagined things between the lines with me a lot. you very confidently think you know what i mean, but it's always filtered through some lens that psych student diagnoses me as a bully manipulator which is not who i am and you really should know that, but you forgot.
i will stop replying now but i still think that is true.
last reply actually i just didn't see this
please don't let me make you adjust behaviors and walk on eggshells around me again
i will leave you beyond this alone unless i see you in thread and want to post music recs at you, i think that's a fine place to leave it
you have an interest in music then silly
Meh surface level, I have no real knowledge pretaining to it, but I do enjoy listening to new stuff.
I just like walking round the block and in the park, moved recently so it's nicer to walk around in, but it's the one thing I do that resembles human activity.
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wrong thread kitten
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