/mmg/ - manmoder general

this is so gay I'm a bizarre mix of 2 3 5 7 and 8

Well /mmg/?

how do i get rid of this chopped up liver between my legs when i dont have money for srs

chastity cages can unironically make them so small they're barely visible, but it will make srs unviable in the future

QOTT: What would you be willing to do to get "fuck you" money and be able to live a life of luxury and independence?

Commit mass murder (indirectly via the military industrial complex).

this is too intelligent for me

I did one in the server already but I changed my mind this is cooler

shitcord brigading

fuck off man
take me back to pre-2018

so every weapon is just poison, darkness, and fire? that's stupid bro. what if you encounter a light/water/nature mage

then I just USE A STRONG ENOUGH ATTACK TO OVERCOME IT

Anything that wouldn't get me hurt or killed.

my spells would kill you, traveler. you're not strong enough for my spells. go attack some other mage who you can handle.

? tried and it just makes my bulge more visible

i look like potion seller even without a filter

luv me some autism

holy druid, I am going into battle and I must defeat your strongest spell

im either at a job that makes me feel suicidal or at home crying and wanting to cut my dick off

i miss my friends so much they were the only good thing in my life and i ruined it

can you make some new ones?

been watching 5 hours of youtube shorts straight

little men
big hons
pointing at our meds

Ikr, I'm 6'2 and that's even worse

I'm bald

I meant to reply to this

i dont know how the first time was a total fluke

yeah same, i somehow happened to make a few friends in the 3rd grade and ive never made new ones since. moved away from them 10 years ago and was able to keep it up online but it just got harder and harder to and now i havent talked to them at all in a couple years
friends arent for people like us

WHO WANTS TO CUM WITH ME AND HIDE IN THE SKY?

everything about who i am is so embarassing man

I hereby disavow totalitarianism
I hereby disavow fascism
I hereby disavow Stalinism
I hereby disavow monarchism
I hereby disavow conservatism
I hereby disavow Nazism
behead all them all as fast as humanly possible
this is a call to violence
fuck, kill, steal
loot cars and light fires
kill cops and burn tires

and this is me btw, cumrades: hail anime
hail our people
hail victory

this but add transbianism too

I look like this and say this

any other manmoders have a cispassing body but masc face? feels like a weirdest shit to look at my body in isolation and see a girl but then look at my face and go "oh yea even FFS might not save that"

Yes but I'm also 6'2 so is it really cispassing?

cispassing body

yeah except for the bloated dadbod beergut and arm hair and narrow pelvis

I have become a being of pure mucus

mullet, wolf cut, hitler youth, or bald?

hitler youth

idk. there are cis women at that height i think?
the average biiliac width of an troon's body is 24–26 cm and the average biiliac width of a real woman's body is 28–30 cm. you're probably not that bad. also just get an epilator and spend one day a week epilating all that off. you'll feel better.

I am so FUCKING triggered right now, I cannot even - I am going to have a Bitch Fit

moder heil hitler
moder heil hitler

the drug that makes you say YES! YES! YES! YES!

that's still binary gender
they're just using two bits instead of one

I look like this and say this

I don't look like that nor do I say that

kind of curious. how long have people been on HRT? 4 years for me. don't rly expect to transition atp unless i pass but idk if that will happen if i get ffs

I Wanted to be a Narcissistic Middle-Aged Jewish Man as a Kid

did a good job

i {{g,tr}oon,{gr,c}oom} like dis && spray dis, m'moda

8 typa nigga

hitler

hitler

hitler

hitler

bruh moment fr

CUM

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yummy

greyscalemoder?