Chowing down on some pussy edition.
Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy
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It's embarrassing how much simple math concepts I don't remember, I hate being a stereotypical math illiterate female. Is any of you ladies any better? I think it's sexy when a woman has decent mathematical skills
is she a clg lurker? Anyways funny how she tried to blame me when I had nothing to do with her thread.
The person who she was accusing of being me told her she's delusional. I've become a scapegoat or something?
Thank you for making a thread OP
(even if you are a tranny)
the nurse understands exactly why sometimes i go home and sit in a dark room staring at the wall for hours because i watched a kid die from fent-laced weed.
I'm sorry your job is so miserable anon.
Nice!
thank you, and have there been clg relationships before? what happened?
Two I remember are Nazi x Supes in 2016 and Sparta x Gladiator in 2019, the first one lasted 6 months and the second about a year.
I've been working my ass off. The plan is to move to the EU soon, and I intend to move comfortably.
Which country are you moving to?
Also, I'm getting married. We've been joking it's a marriage of convenience because of the whole moving together thing, but honestly it's about time anyway.
Congratulations! that's nice to hear :)
Is it the girl you started dating in 2021 who was also your ex before you started dating again?
Makes you wonder who else is married now, I had a conversation with germanon last year about that, we were discussing which anons my be wives or moms now (germanon is now also a mom) but I don't think your name came up.
Thank you, I'm flattered.
We talk about every former poster from time to time, I even made an "I miss Roxy" post about a year ago and I'm not the only one who has said that.
You know how vtubers graduate? I guess I've come to graduate.
When they graduate they usually reincarnate under a new name, they don't just disappear forever.
I'm not going to post here anymore. If I ever do sneak a peek, I'll just lurk and stay anonymous. Not until Monday, though!
I don't know if that's worse or not than an anon just never coming back and you forever wondering if they will.
I will miss you, you were a very enjoyable poster to have in the general, I also loved how you would post nice images with most posts, the lack of image posting on Anon Babble (an imageboard) these days will always disappoint me.
I might have saved more images posted by you than from any other poster.
PS you have nice boobs :)
I saw that yesterday, I was searching the archive for "baek" as I was going to finally screencap your essay and it made me lol
I was going to tell you but we had no thread for 18 hours because /clg/ is too lazy to make threads.
That's lagoloaf btw
is she a clg lurker?
She was a regular poster here for over a year and I think she still lurks because when people mention her she appears pretty quickly (within an hour)
Anyways funny how she tried to blame me when I had nothing to do with her thread.
I have only visited their thread a couple of times but she (and others there) seem to schizopost weird conspiracy theories about "clg raiders" attacking their thread all the time.
The person who she was accusing of being me told her she's delusional. I've become a scapegoat or something?
I just clicked back through their last few threads and ctrl-f searched clg and found like 30+ mentions, they seem fairly obsessed with us for some reason.
We have like 7 posters, none of which have any interest in trolling as far as I know, meanwhile there basically hasn't been a /clg/ thread in the last 6 years without some tranny troll making troll posts about his penis or desire to have heterosexual sex with us, between our two generals it's always them doing the raiding and trolling but they headcannon it as the other way around for some reason.
nah, i'm cis les and post about my retarded cats here frequently. but i've heard sometimes a gay dude or someone will make our thread because we're that inactive.
battering trannies into a bloody pulp
remember girls, they will try to drag our name but they will never be TRUE and HONEST /clg/ women!
nah, i'm cis les and post about my retarded cats here frequently.
My apologies then, I assumed it was them because of the filename, all of that posters images are named via mashing number keys.
but i've heard sometimes a gay dude or someone will make our thread because we're that inactive.
There was a semi regular bisexual guy from gaygen who made like 3 /clg/ threads back in 2022, then went trans and still occasionally posts here.
I only spot this poster once every two weeks or so and they only make our thread 2 or 3 times a year, usually when there has been no /clg/ for 12+ hours.
In the best of all worlds c4tg and clg would just combine into one general and we could just talk about whatever partners we wanted.
I don't think any /clg/ poster would like this.
We permanently renamed lesgen to cis lesgen back in 2016 to stop transgenders posting here because we would rather not interact with them.
She didn't even say sorry even when she got corrected and she probably won't stop mentioning me. I should leave this place for good. I'm dating and happy and I don't want to spend time on online bs. Anyways guys I hope all the lescels here find a gf. Bye. If someone posts as baek here or lesgen it's a person pretending to be me.
She didn't even say sorry even when she got corrected and she probably won't stop mentioning me.
She's mentally ill, terminally online and spends like 6+ hours everyday obsessing over Anon Babble threads.
Probably best to just ignore her.
I should leave this place for good. I'm dating and happy and I don't want to spend time on online bs. Anyways guys I hope all the lescels here find a gf. Bye. If someone posts as baek here or lesgen it's a person pretending to be me.
I hope you visit again some day but in case you don't goodbye baek, I loved chatting with you and it was nice to hear how well things are going for you :)
Roxy and baek leaving us both in the span of several hours
Damn
Yeah this thread is full of goodbyes, probably even more with the 3 other posters who visited last thread after multi year hiatus, if they've even stuck around for this thread.
It was nice to see the two of them again, be happy they even visited at all :)
Today's conversation with my crush:
me: I'm feeling a little drunk off the non-alcoholic beer I had.
her: I can tell, you're getting sassy.
me: I thought you liked it when I get sassy.
her: That's quite correct.
She's flirting with me, right? Right?
ANAL SEX
Are you the anon who has been posting about her work crush for 6+ months?
Got you this time
20 seconds too slow...
ANAL SEXanon is another poster who this may be her last thread too...
Are you the anon who has been posting about her work crush for 6+ months?
Yes... God I am such a loser.
Have you really still not asked her out?
We hang out in private fairly often and one time we even called it a date, but I never made a proper move.
Why not?
I'm afraid she'll say no and it'll ruin our friendship.
So you need to hint heavily and bait her to make the first move
I'm trying, anon.
I've never asked a girl on a date and never will so I don't blame you for being scared but it's worth noting that if she does feel the same way about you she won't forever, you probably don't want to potentially miss your chance?
"hey, stop looking at my ass"
when she turns to see who you're referring to
stick your ass out in her direction
Grandma is making dinner. I'm in charge of making the flan. This is my first time making flan. It looks gross but tastes great
i too enjoy dressing up my pet predator in costumes. she's missing one eye and two legs but she's still pretty good at murdering the sofa cushions.
are poonreppers allowed to post here
It turned into runny caramel snot
Grandma is playing BeatSaber! Watch me get her on population one or pavlov next. Oh!
Blame your small, oestrognised brain.
this is a dumb study, because it looks like that would even out in women's favor possibly. more neurons = "smarter", but less synapses = "smarter". more synapses is actually bad because it slows processing/thought.
hey gals, glad to see the new thread is up. i had a first hang with a girl i met at a party last weekend, we just went out for food and talked about the most random shit. shes pretty interesting, i hope i didn't talk over her too much. the only odd thing is that she apparently fishes, and then clubs the fish to death with a 2x4 in her apartment. i really cant understand why she wouldnt just do that outside? this cant just be something that bothers me because i'm vegan like, its weird to do it indoors no? but anyway, i had a lot of fun. i laughed a lot. i liked seeing her push her hair behind her ears. i guess its the little things.
i'm officially one week sober from weed, which doesnt sound like much, but its been hard going from smoking every day almost all day to sober, but its definitely having an effect. my brain is working better and i feel less retarded. i want to be an interesting person, and stoners are only interesting to other stoners. i just hope i'm doing enough
why would anal sex girl leave? and has fartsnatch been around much? feels like i haven't seen her in a while
do most lesbians like asses? i feel like all things considered i'm way more neutral on them than like boobs
I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch
I'm around most of the time, even if I'm not posting. Forgive me if there's no image attached. I tried to attach one. I seem to have lost that capability and it's been making it difficult for me to meaningfully bump threads on Anon Babble
yeah we’re female homosexuals so I post here often
the fastest animal on the planet is a dog after you ask "what's in your mouth?"
what a cope. go be a man if you want to be a man, but hilding onto "female homosexuals" and saying youre cis as a cope is weird and gross
hecking trannies RAPING ME ITS RAPE reeee