/gaygen/ can bottoms drive? edition

Put the pipe down sister. You’re pickled

Cali bottom from the other day fell asleep at the wheel 4 times

Write that down, write that down

jager is a masc bottom thru and thru

you mean a ftm larper lmao

Listening to Heil Hitler by Kanye West with shiza and deltoid

how do you know that? ive never seen his pussy :/

Wish I had one

Would make bottoming alot easier

Lying on the floor writhing in agonizing frustration from a kidney stone with this playing in my head 24/7

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

=

what did they do for it

God no, I should never be allowed to drive

I will accept the title of ftm but my masculine can't be in question

voca.ro/12VCrPjyg03q

my masculine can't be in question

I think it's too late for that
Don't worry I don't have a license lol driving is too scary

are you drinking enough water... what's your diet like/

what are we up to on this fine sungay evening, gaygen?

Shhhhh just accept it

you seem happy today

i’m smoking weed and listening to negro tunes wbu

Gave me droogs

water

Can’t keep anything down, not even water
Sipping helps

I think you guys see bigger hips because the bag

did they give you something good for the pain or bullshit

Getting a little high and watching true blood

no you have thick child birthing hips, definitely a girl body

Binging the simpsons on my phone cus my pc is kill

rate my art

no I can’t drive you have to come pick me up so I can ride your cock and suck the soul out of your body xx

youtu.be/HQ2naeD5EJA?si=pSmhuIWaRSOeou_i

Not really

best girl, my respect for you ticked up with that post

i did not mean to give off that impression i'm actually quite miserable.
suffering at work.
pretty good.

Omg made for it, and look at those big round nips

hahaha nooo
:)

oh yeah, thats definitely a pooner, either that or some weird goblinesque creature like cyraxx

lol

Its not me

Gg you are assholes say nice things sometimes

thats not you. you're honey blonde, remember?

stop suffering right now no boss is worth suffering for

I didn't say that

intertex vs pööner

"What's eating you Tex you haven't touched your collard greens and pigs feet" says a tall skinny man with the calm slow sort of persuasion people have in the south of America.
"I was just worried about maw" says the short chubby blond haired boy of about 250 pounds as he looks pensively out the window as though to judge how long or far someone is in the yard.

Tex this is such a desperate bid for attention

not in my experience no

did they do anything sort of MRI to make sure it's a kidney stone? is there not another emergency room you can go to?

Is it true that in the south people are more often then not cousins

gym at 11pm because I'm lazy

Nothing lazy about going to gym

Mommy milkies big and tasty
Give sweet milk do be hasty

true BUT I always leave it so late. I got a new lodger at my flat today so I cleaned the whole house and watched Ghost in the Shell: Innocence it was really good would recommend

I dont have milkies

stfu you could be the wet nurse for your whole village

Fuck off

Frye is Russian? No wonder why she's hot and has no trouble finding bfs pfft

big ol peasant titties with chafed leaking nipples

None for you

watching a gay tiktokker try to find a date

Ack

he looks like an alien wearing a human suit

Have any toys?

If I did I wouldn't be talking to you.

Burn

I'm just tired of being asked.

i’m gonna go out to the car, why don’t you stay here and make yourself cum

Why do these guys ask about toys? Idk why toys are exciting.

Cheeza is wearing her good boy suit to go vote today. What a little prince he is.

if i eat like a handful of nuts a day i make a lot more cum why

nut refill. Simple

milking a bottom's prostate decreases prostate cancer risk by 300%. you want your bf to live long and healthy, riight??

if i ate bull nuts would i cum like a bull

meooooooow

I shot buckets of cum this morning, and I've been eating a bag of peanuts, cashews or almonds every day for 2 weeks. Checks out

need soft twink bf

Did my homework and made some Korean soup for the first time to use up some pork bones. Tastes good but I had to buy a bunch of new shit to make it. Think I even have all the stuff to make kimchi now. So that'll be fun

I want more Japanese cheesecake pleasseee

there is quite literally no reason for me to be alive still
and yet here i am, defying both the gods and my fate

yum

purr purr!

faggot shit

I'm a predator. Im a hunter. Pink hole is my prey

awooga

fuck yeah i love it, id eat his ass and spit in his hole and make him call me dad idgas
awooooofa

i will destroy putin

Too faggy

perfect amount of fagginess

The duality of man.

where do i get a fag top

Are you cute

fagslop

im like... 172 cm tall :(

Hot. Gotta love the whites

Why is that bad

its a bit short

Wait that's 5' 7" in america lingo you're so tiny. Where are the from

Oh you want to be taller. Nvm then. I want a short bottom, 5' 3" - 5' 7" to totally dominate and possess

central europe :(

Knock me up

i dont get dominating small guys, like wouldnt it be more satisfying to subjugate somone bigger and stronger than yourself?

God I hope so. That's basically all I have to offer

Doesn't your hormone treatment sterilize you? I'm sure you'll get over the whole trans thing and try and have a baby in your 40s but by then it'll be too late.

I'm known as the dancing diva

No it makes me more masculine and more fertile at the same time

I'm a master of disguise

Hey guys it's me, Anisa Jomha

It's me and your watching the Disney channel

i hate allergies

Do you think they'll let me back into the ivory tower

yes gays are people pleasers just ask nicely

Can I please get Into the ivory tower pwetty pwease

You and bish are attractive but crazy as fuck

post your discord

grippy socks grippy box

Why is the UK such a shithole? I thought it was supposed to be a rich and civilzed country.

Glad I'm from a superior country and live now in a superior country

I dont have discord :3

Hypothetically I think having a menthol bf would be fun but interacting with you freaks here has ruined the concept entirely

You already lost if you think a crazy bf would be fun

It was until they mass imported Muslims. London is now majority minority lol

My mental illness causes me extreme distress

i like boring guys

EGGS AND LEGS BUFFET DOWN AT THE FORKED TONGUE OFF EXIT THREE. GET HERE BY MIDNIGHT AND YOUR FIRST DANCE IS FREE

then you can't join the ivory tower

I want in the physical astral building

I know babe. It's ok.

meh. Somebody to keep things interesting sounds fun. As long as I controlled the money and they didn't have any contact with my parents/job I imagine I'd enjoy the ride

I wish I had a baby bumble bee

pfft. can i drive?

I gained 500 pounds

I used to follow a Twitter about a guy sucking off homeless men and it was called charity blowjobs or something

Maybe like a physical disability instead. Not anything too gross. Like an eyepatch or like deaf/dumb or left-handed or whatever. Reading The Stand rn and wanna fuck Nick right into the road while the retard cheers us on

youtu.be/aLq3sgKm8Nc?si=kGyZ36GwYMNxGlTM

And I ask myself
What are we waiting for

I want someone i can pick up like he's nothing and carry him while I'm fucking him

is having a vagina a physical disability?

Physical and mental. No way I'm dealing with both at the same time

youtu.be/dAW8CoH_lN0?si=krRVqNLA8lFxUKI5

and it's:
5
4
3
2
what're you waiting for~

Are you still here? Do you have longish hair and talk with a lisp? Come to Daddy

Left (dad) or right (son)?

do you think a bottom is "pure" if you were his first and only, knowing his hole has been stretched and filled by you alone, even if it isn't his first time taking it?

Reporting in. Way too much fucking work to be making an individual portion of pork stock for one man's dinner. Tasty overall but next time I'm adding shit to canned broth. Also twice as much meat and potatoes and half as much napa. Also also, need to cut things way smaller so it doesn't dribble. This has been FaggotEats. Remember to like, comment, subscribe, and click the bell!

what's would be the point of picking when its evident that left belongs to right?

both
at the same time
don't make me say it again.

the dad
i bet he likes cuddling and when he's done breeding my tight virgin hole, i wanna hear him praise me, call me a good boy in his deep daddy voice, caress my hair, hold me gently in his arms

Only one way to leave this place and I won't do that to my grandmother. As for

longish hair and talk with a lisp

Absolutely not. I look talk and act like a linebacker.

*puts sunglasses back down*
ugh

checked and based
i want to be manhandled and fucked like a fleshlight

great. suddenly i'm not hungry anymore. just fat.

why are there so many bottoms

What does this mean?

Because God so loved tops, that He made them the rulers of the gay boy Kingdom.

why are there so many boys who failed at becoming men

gee I wonder why sis..

cock

i'm a man.

prove it sis. show us your butthole

That's what they all say. Talk to me when you need to move a couch or take something heavy off a high shelf.

Just today I got blessed by some African old lady cuz she couldnt carry a 50lb bag of semolina to her car and I stepped in to help. This is right after she told me to hurry up in line cuz I was asking the cashier where some weird fermented paste was and she got inpatient.

You just wait. You'll be begging to have me slob on your knob out of gratitude after I help you move

lol

I'm 6' 3" and weigh 200 lb i can move the couch with you and Aunty Vooodoo lady sitting on it.

youtu.be/W5SzJgtCCH4

I visit urinals abroad

youtu.be/Yq4kPZgV_hc?si=yjFEX91Nnm3OmxdH

:'''``{

i'm still waitin' on you to pick up your end if the couch

I'm 6'4" and 190 lbs and don't look like that, I look like shit because I'm not a chad bottom but moving a couch with two fat bitches on it would not be that hard either.

chad bottom lol

Tbh it would be nice to have someone who can drive me everywhere

Get in bottom, we're goin gay drivin.

going to break my butthole fast this week

Oh yeah? Planning on doing some butthole scanning are you?

I'm being clowned on and I have no response

I can drive you anywhere, but you can only wear your underwear in my car.

The back of your thighs sticking to the seats

I'd rather walk

I can put a towel on the seat for you to sit on princess.

Awwwwww. And they say chivalry is dead

ain’t nothing glamorous about a tore up, burnt out, speed freak 43 year old suck queen

still heartbroken over a straight man I haven't heard from in over five years

still think about him daily

still snuggle with my pillows and think about his broad warm chest and strong arms holding me when we would hug

still think daydream about us being together

or seeing him irl again only to find out he's married and his wife is a female version of me for maximum emotional pain

I wish I could let go but as much as it's killing me it's the only thing keeping me alive

He's gay and in a relationship with a twink.

Your straight crush is probably getting his face stuffed in a pillow rn by some man

Good evening! How are you?

i was thinking about asking francie out
maybe i'll fake interest in his volunteer bullshit and then ask him if hes hungry or something and go to some place
what do you say /gg/?

I can drive
I love driving

youtube.com/watch?v=DSCGoefBO7Q

shut up slayer jfc you don't know anything

definitely untrue, he's straight
Why do gays want to pretend straight men are secretly fags
Most men are straight, stop thinking they're conspiratorially hiding it from everyone

He was friendly with you, a gay twink, and now has another gay twink. This is not 'straight man' behavior. You have an odd ability to deny reality.

my idea for a first date

take a guy to McDonald's

he can only enter my car in his underwear

I drive up to the drive-thru

ask him what he wants

take his order and my order

grab the burgers from the cashier. slowly

the burger is free, but he has to pay me with his underwear

If he agrees, I get to keep his underwear and he goes home naked

Would you go?

still heartbroken over a straight man

Why? He's not homosexual, he's not available. Find a homosexual gay boyfriend and have anything you want to do with him.

Trade my underwear for some stale lukewarm chemical burger from mcd? No

I like to drive my family places

Straight men can be friends with gay men without being gay
He has lots of friends, he's a very sociable charming handsome guy
He's also 100% straight
You have an odd ability to misread my life and assert your asinine conclusions as fact

You want some Wendy's or Whataburger instead?

Tops are really fucking awful ""people""

Because straight or not, I'm gay and deeply in love with him
I've tried dating other guys but they end up being rapists or pedophiles or both, it's just exhausting. Maybe I'll ty again though. Couldn't be worse than my last bf

you're going to be disappointed.

Or some In-n-Out. Chick-fil-A.

I have the odd ability to accurately recall what people tell me about themselves, which comes with not being a self absorbed narcissist. You said you're gay ex bae bae jew fren travels from town to town with a very gay twink and they play video games together on a site you spy on lol. He's fucking that guy.

I've put 30k miles on my new used car since I got it in Feb last year...

Ya

Five guys in and out, then how about some food?

You're just wrong, you warp things so much
Just fuck off already or trip so people can filter you

Not so well in the moment, but bitches sure can navigate: I suppose the ideal combination is a top behind the wheel and a bottom riding shotgun giving directions--that is if the latter would shut up about limits while speeding long level straightaways that give one that special feeling of flight.

i was thinkin' taco smell because i'd be barefoot.

I drive all alone at night
I drive all alone
Don't know what I'm headed for
I follow the road blind until the road is dead end
Night's in my veins, it's calling me
Racing along these arteries
And law is just a myth
To herd us over the cliff
I follow the road at night
Just hoping to find
Which puzzle piece fell out of me
I know who you are and I
Open the door and climb in
Hold me real close then do it again
Ache for the touch of my dead end friends

what makes you say that

and why is that, anonkun?

Ok what do you want? Fries are free.

He's not around anymore because you're loco bitch. Kick rocks.

um, milkshake

Are you a top?

yeah why

Ok I'll get some onion rings too. I pull up

I came for something else...
Im looking for westerncanada. has anyone seen him?

And ranch dip for the onion rings. Sniff by dirty underwear sir

I hope you die then

He's in western Canada, watching paint dry

uh oh
the Harlot Nismo has turned their trip on
the jezebel of ill repute, I say

The way to let people go is by developing an irrational hatred for them, through no fault of their own. Works for me.

that’s a little unreasonable don’t you think?

He could watch his own BWC, it's one of the finest members I've seen

I got over people by declaring war on humanity and devoting my life to vengeance upon it

sometimes you just have to say goodbye with sincerity.

thats one way of putting it

fags who obsess over straggots are so fucking cringe
it's no wonder fags are seen as nothing but degenerate sex addicts
imagine if you all put that much thought and effort into marrying gay guys, you know, guys who are actually into other guys

Healthiest take on society.

why bottoms are ruled by their emotions ?