/ChaserGen/

Mommy milkers edition

Qott: do you workout?

Q4Tranners: cut or uncut

im cut
also i dont know if i like that i have tits but i had gyno pre-hrt even at a normal weight so i was never going to be flat anyway

kys real thread kys real thread kys real thread

i wish i was a wolf

uncut always
i don't want zion-compromised dick

yes i work out my legs/ass
i'm cut but i like riding a thick uncut

I wish she was a wolf.

Q4T

I am not answering that.

Qott

Sometimes, but I always lose motivation or just abruptly stop. I think if I had someone to work out with it might make it more enjoyable, and also make the gym a lot less scary :(

I work out how to get a loving cute tranner gf
Awooooo

Sometimes, but not often enough really. I just find it so boring.

cut cut cut cut cut
also I sometimes do work out

Part-time tranner here, uncut, I'll be damned if I let (((them))) touch my pennies
And chasers please just know that y'all are appreciated and ily *mwah* :3

supplementing this with the fact that aardvark dicks are gross.

why are my boobs OP

I would beat up a chaser and steal his wallet if I had any muscles left in my arms...

oh here again we match except that thing about having kids

fear not m'lady. my wallet weighs very little,

Hmm I bet your computer is valuable-ish though!

Uncut, I don't live an a backwards ass country.

kys

That’s fine. Some people think dark skin is gross

only retards due. its no coincidence the first country on the moon, the tech leader, the global hegemon, is known for circumcision. And it's no surprise jews perform so well and are such amazing people.

uncut is just wrong and vile

over powered

pinning clover

Respectfully disagree on that. Uncut is fine as long as they clean themselves properly, though so many men do not.

kys kike

the first time I see my gf’s dick I will be super complimentary it doesn’t matter if she is circumcised or not, what size, nothing matters except making her feel sexy

Anyone who can't clean their uncut cock is clinically retarded and should be in a mental institution. It's really not difficult.

Your black

Lol

You and what army...

Brb sending this to two of exes. One sent me a dick pic with noticeable uncleanliness. Vom worthy.

qott

no :( i should

q4t

phimosis... i feel bad for uncut tranners tho, having less material for srs sucks

all cock are beautiful
but uncut is superior

Jesus christ how can someone send a pic like that without making sure it looks clean and it's best beforehand??

just me
the shirt I’m wearing rn is really soft and my cologne is like incense
be a real shame if you didn’t rest your head against my chest

Discordia needs the trayn rand treatment

I will rape you, fag.

Do trannies like ancient atomism?

are you still wandering around outside at night

how did you who i am

what’d they do?
are you just being racist?

you've accidentally a word

Idk man :(( Some men are just shameless like that or lack self awareness and basic hygiene. I need to be saved from this hell known as Australia.

I could do that, or you could wrap your shirt around my neck and choke me with it... We've got options here, Marcus.

australia

Be thankful your ex doesn't host a venomous spider under his foreskin

I would rather you snuggle up and let me pet your hair

I need a pale gf

hey

same here

Shameless and men go hand in hand unfortunately.
Also what's wrong with Australia? I Iove it here for the most part. I doubt anywhere is going to be better.

Hey babe

I like a nice botched circumcision so it’s half cut

Doesn't seem like it :^)

real

Sup?

This was fun to watch

fuck it then i'm going to go hit onto creepy AGPs on Anon Babble

you know what i meant
well
how did you know

Ok BUT that mental image is low key hot idk why. Not on him though.

Fiiiine :) But I get to pick the show we watch and you can buy the pizza. It's only fair.

Hi bb

no i stopped about a year ago after getting chased and having to hide in a bathroom to be left alone

i don't like any of these threads. i'm going to go read

I'm so pale I even have a vitamin d deficiency. ;)

To be clear "chaser" doesn't mean chasing trans girls in the streets and making them hide in a bathroom.

You're tripping now?

What the fuck that's awful

Its pretty good here though
Why do you want to be american or whatever

i deserved it

I can help you with that.

True that, sis.

The chasers here are fucking weird, idk why but they're all so strange. I've one normal one so far. The rest have been varying levels of "I love women and trans" or begging to be sissy bottoms.

I will say tho outside of them that life for a trans chick here is p nifty and nice, esp now that we have our own, state-of-the-art FFS surgeon.

i'm sorry for killing the mood

I'm the weirdest chaser. So much I even attract autistic DID transfems IRL (it happened once at least).

Not racist just think she's dumb and annoying lmao

Eyyyyu wink wink.
I'm 99% sure chasers everywhere for the most part are weird. Finding a "normal" one is difficult no matter where you love.
Yeah plus Medicare helps pay a lot of fees for most gender affirming care these days.

autist did what?

Autist says what?

Medicare? These wack ass trannies must be on mid-icare

what?

I also care about the mid trannies

what? dammit!
youtu.be/OXTOUNXORXg?si=HrXn1L2FFF7TbSbv&t=54

I wouldn't want to be american even if you paid me lol.

No it's a work day :(

Honestly that is probably true, they're probably just better at pretending to be normal and well adjusted than the aussie ones. Medicare rebates for gender affirming stuff are shitty, though, PHI is the way. My og quote for FFS was $43k and has dropped down to 33k since getting PHI. Worth it when PHI is only $1k a year.

You're so god damn cute

???

It appears, then, that this idea of a necessary connexion among events arises from a number of similar instances which occur of the constant conjunction of these events; nor can that idea ever be suggested by any one of these instances, surveyed in all possible lights and positions. But there is nothing in a number of instances, different from every single instance, which is supposed to be exactly similar; except only, that after a repetition of similar instances, the mind is carried by habit, upon the appearance of one event, to expect its usual attendant, and to believe that it will exist. This connexion, therefore, which we feel in the mind, this customary transition of the imagination from one object to its usual attendant, is the sentiment or impression from which we form the idea of power or necessary connexion. Nothing farther is in the case. Contemplate the subject on all sides; you will never find any other origin of that idea. This is the sole difference between one instance, from which we can never receive the idea of connexion, and a number of similar instances, by which it is suggested. The first time a man saw the communication of motion by impulse, as by the shock of two billiard balls, he could not pronounce that the one event was connected: but only that it was conjoined with the other. After he has observed several instances of this nature, he then pronounces them to be connected. What alteration has happened to give rise to this new idea of connexion? Nothing but that he now feels these events to be connected in his imagination, and can readily foretell the existence of one from the appearance of the other. When we say, therefore, that one object is connected with another, we mean only that they have acquired a connexion in our thought, and give rise to this inference, by which they become proofs of each other's existence: A conclusion which is somewhat extraordinary, but which seems founded on sufficient evidence.

I've noticed a lot of guys in general, not just chasers tend to try and pretend to be super normal until they get in your pants and only then will they start saying shit like "women shouldn't vote or be paid as much as men, yeah all women should just be sex slaves." Like what the fuck?
Yeah look, Medicare rebates could be better but having anything available at all is better than it not being there. I'll take what I can get.

You good, blood?

i should have known better. now i don't go out after dark

Then why complain about aus
Things actually might get better here unlike other places right now

Not your fault anon. A real shame though.

a lot of guys in general

You mean the guys who successfully flirt with you and maybe people you know , not guys in general

pls delete your file it's illegal for you to reuse my picture

A second aussie tranny has hit the thread

nice of you to say

No I mean guys in general. I'm including the experice of friends of mine both cis and trans. There's been a consistent enough trend that it's become a pattern.

Now i just need one to live near me

Vroom vroom watch out any of you that have twin towers.

I forgot letting people close is a bad idea im not ready for the disappointment
Im dying alone I fear

Gotta look out for each other, ya know

Collective habits don’t exist only in the actions of individuals, but rather express themselves over and over in a form passed on by word of mouth from person to person, by education, or by the written word. Such is the origin and nature of laws, morals, aphorisms and popular sayings…all of these are still social facts and true even when someone is not following them!

Social facts are something more than the actions of individuals.

Let’s take the examples of marriage or suicide. These are things that are done by individuals and they can appear quite private in nature. But we also know that certain groups get married at different rates, and that the suicide rate is higher at one point in history than other, and that it varies by age of person as well. Statistical measures allow us a way to isolate the collective aspect from the individual case, by comparing rates across groups and times. If we look at the averages, we get a certain state of the collective soul.

Sociology is the study of social facts. A social fact can be recognized by the coercive power it exercises (or is capable of exercising) on individuals. We can recognize this coercive power by the existence of sanctions – what happens when someone doesn’t follow the rule, practice, or custom? Note that this includes whole ways of being, not just ways of acting. Everything we do and are that is not biologically determined can be considered a social fact.

A social fact is every way of being and acting, fixed or not, capable of exercising an external constraint on the individual; in other words, it is that which is general in the whole society, independent from individual manifestations.

people are scary but they are less scary when you aren’t alone i think
did something happen to you too?

that’s racist, you’re only saying that because she’s a sista

youtube.com/watch?v=ZtkNfC5Oymw

my wolves are getting cooked by the free throw merchant :(

This is just Hume, right?

Yeah >:( Those guys squick me out desu. It surprises me how many of them are chasers, too, like when I was a lot younger and much more "I need to make any man love me so I feel like I matter" brained I briefly dated and then just became friends with (which is no longer the case) with a guy like that. The way he spoke to me during that time infested me with a lot of complexes my psych has been trying to fix for 4 years now lol :(

And fair. I like that they put prog on the pbs now, and i will very likely go back on it now. The price drop is tiny but still.

It was a joke.

<3

1st is Hume the other is Durkheim. It's a new kind of shitposting.

I think I expect too much and end up disappointed

No. But we're both people, right?
I'll admit I didn't actually read the second one. Shame too, I actually like Durkheim.

kill whitey btw

It's sad how easily a just a single bad partner can completely tar and hinder your efforts to try and find someone.
I've luckily only had long distance relationships that went bad in that same way so I didn't have to experience it in person but it still messed with me a lot for someone I thought I loved to turn out to be a huge piece of shit the second he doesn't get his way.

what do you expect?
you’re good people. my mom told me i was a good person today and i felt nothing but i hope me saying it to you makes you feel good

I have nothing of value to add to a y conversation ITT

That's very nice of your mother. And it does, thank you :)

same so i just usually post songs desu

Yeah, but your songs are something to listen to and you're very pretty, Rosewood. People actually enjoy your post

One of the springs under my rocking chair broke and I had to pull it out. The comfort didn't decrease but the sturdiness probably has and I expect other springs to now to be more likely to break.

You should get a set of replacement springs if you like that chair.

sorry!

I'm genuinely so sorry you had to experience that, anon. It leaves such lasting damage when people that get close to you act like such absolute cunts. My ex (the dick cheese man lol) drug me through the coals before he dumped me after 4 years by blocking me on fucking Facebook and shacking up with his co-worker. I'm still low key fucked from that and it was almost a decade ago haha :))

What's the problem, anon

qott

Occasionally. There were a few years where I basically lived at the gym though. I'd go before and after work everyday for at least 2hrs
I'm getting back into working out at least once a day when I start pio but l just be doing calisthenics at home

i don't tbdesu :(

I do not have a value please throw me in the trash

My sumo friend

I don't buy anything. It's fine if it breaks before I find springs to scavenge. The chair was something left outside a house I carried home a few years ago anyways so it's unknown how old it really is.

It's alright, it could have been worse so I don't really focus on it too much. But occasionally it does get in my head that it was my fault and other nonsense.
God damn, inconsiderate asshole doesn't even begin to describe dick cheese man what the actual fuck?
I'm so sorry you had to have that happen to you.

No you're getting refurbished.
There are two questions Rav

What do you eat?

youtube.com/watch?v=VF-VjxEB81U

thx anon <3

I don’t think I am reparable
It’s alright I’ll just hermitmax

:)

Tbf it doesn't say if it's about preference or the tranner

goodnight lonely people

C'mon anon we'll get you spiffed up in no time. There's always time later to give up if you want.
I like to think it was left as an exercise for the reader.

Goodnight, sweet dreams.

I put in a ton of effort and get very little back. Little tired of it

going to bed angry about youngshits

going to bed feeling happy about transitioning young :)

Goodnight!

I do buy groceries and pay bills. I meant I don't buy anything not entirely essential, no superfluous purchases. When chairs break I go out and carry new ones home, when clothing rips I find discarded items to add to my wardrobe. Found a leather jacket last night I've been playing with today. Slippers and a necklace the night before.

Do you live next to a junkyard?

that’s not really an expectation. what do you want back from your effort?

do mtf tranners like cis girl chasers

No, a well off neighborhood where people abandon quality items often. Lots of boxes with "free" written on them filled with loot most nights.

yeah

Other people's treatment of you is (in general) not your fault. People like that just want you to believe it is so they can get away with treating you like a doormat.

And i appreciate that :) He was a lonely incel for ages after the chick he left me for dumped him for a giant monolith of a man. I like to think it was my evil tranny magic keeping him single because after I forgave him (for the most part) he miraculously found a gf after 7 years of being single. Still think he's a cunt, ofc, but is what it is yk

i want to feminize a moid so badly

bad thread

me too

Start feeding a cis man you meet off tinder estrogen in his water... Profit

i'm sure the babytran of your dreams is out there nona

I know logically it's not my fault but dumb dumb brain sometimes doesn't listen to logic lol.
You're welcome, and lol at evil tranny magic keeping him single. Not sure how you had the courage to forgive him, I don't think I could have done that.

There is no purer love than that between a tranner and her chaser bf (monogamous)

Based based based based.

What about my love for peanut butter? Didn’t think of that did you? Bet you feel pretty dumb now lol

Lol

Oh well unfortunately I'm bad at reading exercises so I always skipped the :p

Chunky peanut butter.

Them*
Jfc

I almost bought some because of you but i just got more creamy cause i like to put it in smoothies

Tbh chunky peanut butter made from 100% peanuts with the oil and shit just cant be beat

Look Rav you're being very cute and coy but the Mohel is on his way and I need to know if you'll still love me if I go through with this.

You could have got both.

I fuck with Rav heavy

Logic brain and emotional brain not communicating has to be on a trans chick bingo card somewhere right. I feel like it's a common experience lol.

And eh. I didn't *fully* forgive him but he called me up in a bad headspace so I gave in a tiny bit.
The energy needed to keep hating him wasn't worth it anymore, and I wanted to move on. He's still an alcoholic anyway :) So I won in the end

nobody fuck mef heavy

That feels like it would be glutenous. No one tranny should have all that peanut butter you know?

I fuck no one regularly

I guess she doesn't love peanut butter enough. Shame.

It sure seems to be in my experience lol.
Well I'm not saying you have to hold onto hating or ever even think about him. I just think forgiveness should be earned not given.

Glutenous means full of gluten.

Any men here tonight wanna show me something hairy?

Sorry to let you down
I can’t spell for shit so oops if I accidentally a word lol

I second this request.

Please rest, princess Meffy. I'll miss you a bunch

Anybody wanna see my armpits?

Just made me laugh. Gluttonous is the word you wanted though.

only if you’re a chaser

That's probably a better way of handling things like this desu lol. I def wouldn't say he earnt my forgiveness, I don't really think there is a possible way for him to do that.

But in either case, he dumped me before I started glowing up properly so many he just liked the pasty jailbait look for his trannies. Who knows. I bet not even he does lel

Are you a chaser (male)?

I’ll try and remember for next time

If tranner absolutely

I wish it was safe to post boobs on Anon Babble but i know it will end up in a folder somewhere...

Hindsight is always 20/20 as they say. And besides if you didn't really mean it, it doesn't count anyways.
Lol nice, he missed out on the prime years then hahaha.

Any tranners wanna she my powerfully fat gut?

hey anons i want to go to some squats after i finish my homework but ever since i stopped lifted and lost more weight whenever i try squats with weights i just fall over like i cant keep my balance. What am i doing wrong?

They have pubes on em lemme shave those off
Yea
I bet you'd like to look at them still

Trueee i never did say no taksies backsies :)

Where in Aus are you? I'm in Vic

Like you fall forward? You must not be squatting properly. Just stick to hip thrust, bulgarian split squat, and lunges

True you didn't lol.
And I'm in Vic too.

i used to be able to do it but now i cant anymore :(

I'll still love you anon, don't worry :* :*

an (almost) passing tranny approached me in college and i had to turn her down because i didn't want to be judged by my friends (they were watching). like a year later we met again through mutual friends and she looked even better and she was super into me but i had a gf at the time. a year has passed but i still have her socials do you think she's still interested?

snorts crushed up time crystal

I think were going to get together in our 40s

You don't deserve her

Thank you. Now I can be one of the circumguys

I wish a guy wanted me to be interested in him

Keep trying. Maybe you can hack squat at the gym to build up some muscle

can you be interested in me? and notice my posts everythread. and learn my specific typing style and track me across multiple boards?

DON’T SHAVE

No but you could have a name or something

Congratulations :)
I'm proud @ you for being so brave :')

i spent 5 hours getting groceries and making dinner today after many complications, i am finally eating dinner and it is so good

Perplexing desire.

You're proud at me? Not of me? It's not even June yet though.
What happen?

i couldn’t carey my groceries home, i thought i could but it was too heavy, i cried like two times after many blunders and MY CHICKEN BROTH STARTED LEAKING, i called my dear friend in tears and he came and carried it home for me; he said it wasn’t even heavy.. but anyways then i make dinner and now im eating with my friends :)

thinking making a mistake for fun these days would be fun

may b...

what kind of mistake

Oh i think we spoke yesterday haha

Men b rubbing our noses in it >:(

you've truly made it when you have a toilet that only you and no one else uses

I'm sure you've had people say they're proud of you plenty of times.
How many people have been proud @ you though?
Exactly. It's more personal, it has meaning and is backed by love <3

I have to trim my pubes or the musk can be a bit much after a workout
Sorry

uhhh idk maybe like doing drugs
or maybe just rushing headfirst into these weight loss drugs with no care about the ozempic face consequences

Probably lol.

he never posted pits….

oh my fucking bones is all broken all of them

if u dont work out u r gay and u will be creeking around with an exploded back at the ripe young age of 35 years old

I threw out my back once when I was like 22 by picking up an empty cardboard box. It was bad, I just laid in the floor there for like 4 hours.
it's never happened before or after that though

I lost the mood, I'll do it tomorrow

i threw it back once when I was like 25
sorry
i mean yeah., working out consistently can help prevent that from occurring. i will pray for good health for your back going forward.

utterly demoralized….. going home……

im 30 and i just hurt my back taking out the trash
i don't work out
why didn't you warn me of this 10 minutes earlier

I wish I could give a guy a bouquet of flowers and some chocolates with idk a hammer or something manly. Just cause I can.

working out is for gay men.

im so so sorry im sorry next time i will warn you.. i didnt know.. the weight of my words.. their importance..

You can

going around to every man at the gym and pointing and laughing at them for being gay

calling my chaser gay when I easily beat him up (yea I work out)

qott: do you workout?

yes i love working out

q4t: cut or uncut

currently cutting, lost 2lbs so far its been about 2 weeks so it could be going better i suppose

I will do it to a rando on the street, good idea. His reaction would be really funny.

i actually mog people now it's wild.
qott: no i'm a lazy bitch
Q4T: be at least 5 inches

i like to sleep with an ice pack or other frozen object
do any of you also like to sleep with a frozen object

q4t

i prefer them cut and if you arent cut, ill do it myself while youre sleeping

why? do you over heat?

based

i put a dozen ice cubes up my ass before going to bed yeah

put dozens of ice cubes up his ass then wrap him in a heated blanket so hes warm on the outside cold on the inside. what a treat!

you ever fuck someone with ice cubes up their ass?

i overheat at around 60°f yeah
idk why, always have my whole life, regardless of skinny or fat

no, sadly

do people on this thread actually have sex? i assume the answer is a resounding no, but maybe i will be surprised

yeah, only as much as i want to but i do

sex is wrong

oh.. you are evil..
this is true. based.

any tall german men here

gonna eat a big quesadilla before sleeping, I will have amazing dreams

i wish people would feel immense pain when they pity pass me
like a sharp stabbing pain deep inside their abdomen the moment they start considering pity passing me. and it subsides when they resolve to instead give me the pronouns and terms ive earned
i want them to remember the pain too for next time

i'm deciding to be celibate bc i've kind of been a slut, but fuck i wish i had a dl fwb to fw

butt sluts can't get no love from me

moose won

You're the quesadilla I'll dream of tonight

Why do I have to give a shit about people who are awful, why can't I just be heartless and devoid of feeling like everyone else seems to be.

La Famiglia. No she's not trans, she just doesn't pass. She's built like a brick shithouse fellas.

Never change cupcake. You are the light in this world of darkness.

I can't have sex with randoms. It's too impersonal and weird. Ig I'm a romantic.

Walkies.

What's sex?

Same. It seems absolutely disgusting to have sex with someone you don't care about.

Chill, light on my sight as my ego becomes
A funky child with some words on my tongue
Be like intake of breath and my mouth gets loose
So while I scatter my spit, I dream of juice
Have you ever made out in dark hallways
Displayed a kiss that made your day or say
Played a track from your record collection
It's your mix, congratulations
We've changed a lot and then some, some
You know that we have always been down, down
If I ever didn't thank you, you
Then just let me do it now
I bet you light up when we start the show
Follow me now very closely 'cuz I told you so
You know, we glow because we throw sun rays
Yeah we be freaky and we wanna stay
We've changed a lot and then some, some
You know that we have always been down, down
If I ever didn't thank you, you
Then just let me do it now
Lightning strikes, yo we be in that violent force of light
Guaranteed to turn it out as bad as dolemite
Because we're dope kid, change like a chameleon
And the channel whenever the wack show Real World is on
You know we dazzle like ghetto box boomin' battles
Rattle inside your head feel redeemed like cola bottles
Fall in love with your teachers, on the wax we are self made
Check the technique, 311 in L.A.
We've changed a lot and then some, some
You know that we've always been down, down
If I ever didn't thank you, you
Then just let me do it now
Keep my feet on the ground
Keep my head in the clouds
Electrified by the sound
Comes from the down, and
We've changed a lot and then some, some
You know that we've always been down, down
If I ever didn't thank you, you
Then just let me do it now

I am what I eat
I am filled with quesadilla….

I’m a dick

Queso or with carne?

Flag month is coming up. Are y'all as excited as me?

no quesicarne tonight, I didn’t earn it

What is that

You were a bad girl huh? You should have rub my belly for being bad

Pride month is in June, and then you get the option to have a little flag next to your name when you post that you choose. There's too many options for me to remember, I'm just a gey

I was very good today, but nothing interesting happened today. It was a very boring day overall
I will rub your belly regardless, for luck

I have never had sex
That's okay I think
I will have sex soon, I'm reforming

You're the best baby, I'll buy you delicious carnes, I like pastor a lot

Yeah people feel very disrespected when you refuse to have sex with them and make them wait but have 30+ people in your past who you didn't.
It's the paradox of being a whore and why people should never start. That and aids. There's an insane amount of aids in the lgbt space.

I'm so happy, had a very good night tonight :)

Goodnight I love you

why is my chaser asleep? i want to talk to him. who the hell does he think he is?

I haven't yet but I'm planning to somewhat soon if the dates I've gone on with this guy I've been seeing keep going well.

Well I'm here babe.

you are not hims o i consider you to be a dog

Well he's dreaming of cis women right now.

I'm sorry that was meant to be more of a joke but it was over the line. Just go to sleep and you can talk to him in a few hours.

My crush is a slut I think it’s over

well its not quite 30 and does oral even count? if not its a lot less.
safe on the sti front
just tired of fucking around and want to find someone charming to be with

Mine too. I wanna slap him awake but violence would be mean.

It's just a little late for that. You're a little used up.

Isn't that what guys what in their partner?

It's not pity passing, pichu
You literally look like a queer afab woman

NO. That's what guys want in someone they can cum in and throw away. Not a partner.

nuh uh he's dreaming of me
lole don't apologize it was funny
KILL!

well it isn't like my number is on my forehead
idk i was young and scared of being outed so i slept with strangers

I'm buzzing
I seriously feel so good
youtube.com/watch?v=ar33avVGqn4

Ah my mistake, good thing I'm still a virgin hahaha......... :(

I don’t think I was ready for it, but it just makes me crave her more. This is like hs shit, I should be over being stun-locked

What's got you excited anon? I could use some good news.

Kill??????? Noooooooooooooo no violence allowed!!!! Booooooo!!!

KILL!
KILL!
KILL!

Yeah see that's more what I was expecting to be the case. I don't understand it but it's been this weird thing I've noticed where for some reason a girl being a slut makes her more attractive to a lot of guys.

Hello? I'm lonely.

Ans: normally yes. But im out of town right now. They have some trails here..that will have to do..plan on going on my first hike today (afternoon to avoid bears) bringing bear mace as well. Might bring like a gallon jug of water, some snacks, tick and mosquito repellant. Hopefully nothing tk severe. Will probably take pics of trail maps etc will expectedly lose signal.

youtube.com/watch?v=pfrgOB_Mp1Y

I like bugs <3

Basically. But I cried and talked to my cat so I'm fine now.

Hey babe

Nice legs, nice boyshorts.

Looking for a man who will listen to me complaining about work and actively listen thank u

I'm still here for you to gossip about coworkers to

how do you get a job

Oh excellent. In tldr form my entire work group is currently the corporate equivalent to the Titanic just before the lights went out atm and i am the idiot who willingly stayed on the boat instead of listening to everyone around me who slowly left to gtfo :)

Thank fuck for booze right

Tell me more about what the old crazt customer did next

Wow I actually was in this same position and held on until we shut down and I got laid off.

In my mind it’s selfish, but If fate allows it I still want to keep her. If our kinks didn’t align so well, I wouldn’t have a problem if either of us left but it’s just more incentive to be serious with her. I’ll probably get over it though if the bad outcome happens

It's funny how much humans needs to socialize.

Personally I don't know how I would be able to handle knowing my man had been with 30 or more women. That would kinda fuck with my brain, but I'm a paranoid, insecure weirdo.

Thirty feels big but this is why you just don't ask

Maybe. I don't think either of us has fucked forty people though so there isn't much to talk about. Jealousy is irrational but still existent, so I'd just have to live with those feelings.

What do you do?

Well I'm on a grand total of 0 so yes but there's still lots of other things to cover.
And yes for as much as jealousy is an ugly emotion it is hard to get over.

Jealousy is irrational

The kind of person who says this tries their best to bury it deep down until they explode a year later. You can't pretend natural human emotions don't exist because some onlyfans whore on twitter said it.

Morning thread, i dreamt i had someone who cared about me.

Write resume > get interview > get job > work hard

Don't forget to optimize your resume so thei AI systems don't auto-reject you.

Last night I dreamt I was back in school and the teacher was saying something transphobic so I made a big show about storming out of the class
Lmao, reddit ally dreams

And then all the students stood up and clapped

Hey good for you means you really care about being an ally

What else are we covering anon? I've never had to have one of these big adult relationship conversations honestly.
Lol nah

aw nice dream I hope it felt good

If you've fucked a black guy you're gone.

Uhhh, adult adult adult, how about we cover medical records?

Fuck off with your cuckcel racism, faggot

Have you fucked a black guy?

It probably will I hate to say :( I left my last job after 4 years because they made me do everything while they denied me a short term promotion opportunity and then also denied me annual leave (which is unheard of where I work). It was so shitty to have to leave but I thought i was walking into something better and then haha nope :( I'm so upset ngl. But I can just get drunk and abuse prescription medication yay.

I do adminy type stuff, but higher level than reception or filing if that makes sense. I can't get too specific :)

Also this. Gpt as a skeleton not a whole body yk.

Hmm. No, I am not. I think I might want whatever you're thinking, babe.

The dream was very nice i tried to go back to sleep but i couldn't.

I'll pour a drink with you.

Some heart attacks, strokes, bowel and colon cancers, my aunt died of pancreatic, but otherwise I think I'm all good. No allergies and no serious medical complications. You? It's always connective tissue disorders with trans women. Got one of them?

That's been my job for most of my life too! I assume not a bureacrat, I'm in admin.

Couple of heart attacks on one side and skin cancer for one grandparent but otherwise pretty good track record.
I do not, only issue that I know of is low vitamin d because I'm a recluse.

How about I make us some noodles, not like instant ramen but like an actual soup with fresh ingredients and delicious udon
Yeah it sucks when you wake up right before the good part and can’t get it back

Woohoo. I'm drinking sparkling wine (bc they took the champagne off of speciall and a side of lyrica hbu

How fun are your stakeholders/business areas/internal people to deal with? Mine make me wish I could shoot small flies from my eyes once a day to agitate them

Udon

Oh fuck yeah a man of culture I see.

Low vitamin D is a hugely widespread issue actually, not just shut ins. Office work and being too far north means for most people it's just impossible to get all the vitamin D you need from the sun. Even moreso if you're not light-skinned.
Good though, no horrible diseases passed on to our children. What about faith?

Fuck I was gonna do a bit but that sounds so fucking good it's so cold here rn :(( I want that sb

I'm also drinking sparkling wine. Brut rose.

The nice ones are stooges at best and the bad ones would eat their families for money. It's almost funny if these types didn't rule the world.

I'm not religious if that's what you're asking. Probably could classify me as an atheist but I think of myself more so as a humanist.

Reminder not to take 10,000 IU's vitamin D indefinitely like a retard
D poisoning is real, caught myself at 120 ng/mL at a blood test and stopped

thank you!
So you like cilantro? I like to garnish w that

so cold

my poor girl you do need some soup to warm up and get comfy

I'm here for your vitamin D injection.

Yeah me too actually. And that's part if it, but how you approach it in future and what do we tell our kids about it? Like will any weird family members try to push for a religious aspect to our wedding? Is Uncle Boris a diehard sufi?

I wanna have a relationship with a nice trans girl that is purely platonic but we're emotionally vulnerable with each other, encourage each other to grow, prioritize each other, and be there for one another. Flirting/sexting acceptable but completely optional.

I do not want a gf though, purely platonic.

If I make $4k a month and my loans and credit are $3970 a month should I just file chapter 13?

I'm trying to learn how to flirt instead of just friend-connect
It's hard
This software didn't come installed for me

God damn you're bad with money

Omg we're perfect for each other... Assuming ur a guy anyway.

Yeah I feel that :) Mine are made up of either stupid people, really easy to get along with people, lazy bitches, and people who care a little too much about their job. I currently work with a lazy bitch who is a "I don't have enough spoons to send an email sorry" type :)

No i have the soap gene :(

Like 3970 minimum or is that with you noticeably paying it down? Is better pay likely to happen soon?

I used to be richer. I didn't fix the spending habits til it was too late

Minimum
No aside from quarterly bonuses

At least it's not negative again like it was at midnight again. I woke up needing to pee and nearly died on the way to the toilet.
Food game recognise food game.
I just had a blood test recently that showed mine to be super low so I got supplements and no chance I'm exceeding recommended dose lol. I know better than that.
None of my family is religious at all either that I know of. I only even got baptised as a matter of being a traditional way for the extended family to meet the new baby in the family.
As for kids I don't know that's tough, telling kids there is a heaven or worse a hell to me is tantamount to child abuse. But at the same time if say a pet of theirs dies I don't want to break their little hearts any more than they already are.

Oh Clover I’m sorry that’s a bad roll hmm okay I will garnish yours w parsley instead so you still get that fresh greenery taste
Now what are watching on this date

Holy bro you're fucked, I'd consider it. But idk I'm not a finance guy idk shit. It's not student loans is it? Bankruptcy doesn't help with those iirc.

No it's mostly credit card debt from when I was making 10k-20k a month and wasn't worried about it. one car payment and a mortgage payment

I don't know why but I've done a decent amount of research about mortuary rites and the surrounding stuff. Apparently kids actually are quite well equipped to handle death if they're not like literal toddlers. Just sitting them down and explaining what being dead means can do a lot for them apparently. It's quite interesting really. I tend to be of the opinion we are too frightened of death as a culture. Not of dying to be clear, but of death itself. Corpses, dead bodies, talking about death and dying. Not saying we should be giddy about it but people act like you're discussing something evil and wrong.
Other adult topics....how are we paying for the wedding? I really only have a small emergency fund of a few thousand. No savings for this kind of thing.

Big swing in fortune, got fired?

Left the business, to keep it simple. it's tough to get back into because you need a decent amount to start with
If I could get rid of my debt I could get back to that income within a year
it's legal btw

I just really don't like the idea of making my children upset or potentially traumatizing them so I worry endlessly about things I say.
But you're right sitting them down and just talking to them like a human being is probably the best way to do it.
Well I've never wanted a terribly big wedding anyway so I'm sure it wouldn't be expensive.

I've been humbled. I wouldn't make the same mistakes thinking it lasts forever

Oh true, although i love the cold :< Though the older i get the less my joints do.

I mean ig i don't know what, I'm missing so i can't know if it is really good or not at least. I will eat whatever you put in front of me as long as it's actual food.

Hmm. Maybe Severance? Orrr uhh hmm. Yellow jackets or white lotus. Any of these

SLEEPY

okay pls don’t be mad if I fall asleep tho

I will totally be mad if you fall asleep >:( But only until I decide you're cute while you're sleeping

I get what you mean. They're entire people and the responsibility of that feels insane. But coddling them away from important realities is dangerous too. Death is a normal part of all of our lives. Our children will learn of it, and I think we should take the intiative to make sure we're there during that learning, so we can help them navigate it.
Could always elope I guess too? There's something romantic about that, but I also want to show you off the a huge crowd of people!

Good picks I need someone to watch these with

Hiii :)) I am a person in most first world countries. Not in England or the USA, but hii.

What does this mean? Are you not a person sometimes?

I do too but damn if it doesn't get crazy cold and make certain things difficult.
It would be very hard for me not to coddle my own children and spoil them way too much. But I think you're right about how to teach them, being involved in your child's learning is a great way to encourage them to want to learn on their own when the time comes.
There's always cheap ways to have larger amounts of people at weddings. You just have to get creative, like using local parks and stuff and hope nobody ruins it lol.

Oh we'll both be doing it plenty and both telling the kid not to tell the other one we're spoiling them. Gonna end up with a little tubby happy kid full of ice cream lol.
And yeah I think that's so much of it. Just being able to generate that confidence and enthusiasm in them about their learning is huge. That one basically pays for itself by the time the kid is in college lol.
Yeah my cousin had a wedding at a park and a party at their house and it was absolutely amazing fun. Marriage still going strong as hell too. I think like ten people ended up on IVs lol. Got any locations in mind? Beachy? Foresty? Fieldy? Uhhh idk lakey?

Chasers shouldn't have kids. A man who sucks dick isn't a man. Some people shouldn't have kids.

Not when i enter some countries

I don't want kids and I don't suck dick but also kys

I'm confused why you mentioned it is all. Did I miss something?

Don't tell your dad but here's 20 bucks. Go buy all the candy you can.
Encouraging learning is one of the things I think most parents utterly fail at and it results in so many people growing into idiots.
Forest for sure. I like forests.

Goodbye horses

Good song

Clover i wish I lived near you. You are amazing

Our Augustus Gloop child showing up with $45 for the third time this month.
Yes I'm right there witn you! It's so insanely important. I've met so many people who don't even try to learn because of a mix of fear, anxiety, shame, and just never having been given reason to be interested. It's such a tragedy to lose learning, I'd go so far as to call it evil.
Forests are a perfect pick. My brother got married in a redwood grove, was beautiful except for the part where the California sun was melting my face into my eyes.

hello boyfriend anon

Augustus gloop will have nothing on our child.
I would agree with it being somewhat evil. If you're going to go through the effort of having children you owe it to them to do everything possible to help them succeed as adults later in life.
A redwood grove sounds amazing, except that there are none where I live.

Gonna have to have four other children to be the palanquin bearers for our spherical child god of gluttony, no way that kid is staying mobile.
Yeah exactly, it's serious stuff. We're gonna have anxiety problems about our kids lmao.
None where I live either actually. Strange thing to say but I wish I could be immortal long enough to grow a grow of sequoias myself. That'd be like magic. What are our tree options though then? Oaks at least? Willows?

5 kids???? Damn how worn out are you wanting me to get? I've always wanted 3 at most.
Yeah but better we be the ones anxious than the kids right?
Trees around here? Uhhh, eucalyptus?

I've always kind of wanted 3 or 4 to be honest. I was the third kid so I feel like I gotta give the third kid a shot.
And yeah better for us, anxiety is nothing new anyway, that's just modern living.

eucalyptus

Yeah I had a feeling considering what time it is. Let's do it during fire season in a huge grove and we can have them explode.

have you ever wondered why in The World's Fastest Indian there is the whole lovelike storyline with a tranny? just wtf i don't remember that was in the real sotry

I'm one of 4 kids so minus one always appealed to me.
Anxiety for us, not for kids is a good ethos to have I think.
Of course, big bombs and surrounded by fire sounds like the ultimate wedding. So long as my dess doesn't get ruined.

Damn you hate your youngest sibling that bad, huh? Tryna It's a Wonderful Life him out of existence.
And yeah agreed.
Outback wedding does seem like a good time. Always wanted to go to Australia. Something about visiting Darwin for the name alone really appeals to me. Canberra and Wollongong as well. Whereabouts are you from? East or West? Got a couple friends on both coasts.

We all get that same deja vu where we swear we saw the exact transpiring events take place in a dream but only just barely remembered the dream as the events unfold in real life? I swear everyone has this.

Not hate but damn if they weren't a problem child
I'm south east.

goodmorning thread

qott

I do workout! It's fun and it helps me gain some weight which is nice

My geography isn't great but that's like Melbourne right? Neat place, seems like everyone is always from there. I have to sleep anon, but it's been real fun talking! Don't be a stranger :)

Yep. Later tater. Sleep well.

I’m still awake, just finished crying

Why are u crying bb

decide to take a shower

remembered I’m infertile

looked at my naked body in the mirror

I lay down in the shower because I can’t be bothered

I think about the hot guy on the dorm floor and how much I wanted him

I think maybe I should try looking at porn it’s been like several months since I’ve done that maybe it’ll make me feel better

open my phone

i look at naked guys

i start to feel immediate shame

i cry

I hope you feel better soon <3

Oh bb, I am sorry :( The feelings are hard to feel and deal with sometimes, but it *is* a good thing to feel them. I have no clue how long you are into your transition, though I would presume 5 years or under.

Acceptance of certain parts (infertility and stuff) comes with time, it's just one of the unfortunate parts :( I won't give you the spiel of you having options, but I will acknowledge it's a feeling you're def not alone in.

Body dysphoria gradually resolves the longer you're on HRT (for some anyway), and surgeries can help exponentially. As for the dude hot guys are a dime a dosen, you'll find one who you really love and loves you back :> It's less a matter of if and more a matter of when if you're putting yourself out there, trust me.

+ shame is something you actively have to push against, though. For me, I framed it in my mind (bc shame for me was usually fuelled by not being 'cis enough' as if any single cis woman does it then I can too. Idk what your specific stuff is, but it might help?

Soz for wall of text. I do hope you feel better soon.

I have no clue how long you are into your transition, though I would presume 5 years or under.

8 years, I’m a youngshit

O dang. I wasn't expecting that lol

She's just really neurotic, an overgrown teenager

im sorry june its hard stuff to deal with and its unfair that youre forced to

Mood desu. Neuroticism can get better with age, at least.

to be fair its not that easy to rid yourself from those feelings. sometimes it just hits you pretty hard. infertility is something that i really cant get over either. being a tranny just isn't that fun ig

I’m literally 20

I'm aware. Hence overgrown.

20 isn’t old… is it?

I was a teenager less than a year ago okay

cruel and unnecessary comment

No, 20 isn't old. Don't listen to ppl on Anon Babble.

That's not what I'm saying. But anon is right I'm being mean. Sorry.

I hate being behind other people my age

I want to go to bars and frat parties

very real. I feel like i missed out on life completely

You are both basically kids
Go do it now
You have years and years until you're not young anymore

hi

Hi

im trying. its not easy, its just that im completely socially stunted.
the fact that I am unable to actually keep friends doesn't help.
when you are used to not doing it self sabotage makes you fuck up again ig

You're much more likeable than you're giving yourself credit for.

I want my mom

thats very nice of you. thank you.
its just hard to deal with it all i guess. I always cut people out of my life because im used to being left alone. I wish I was able to actually have a social life, it would be nice

Very sad sentence
Are you not with her on break right now?

its a practice thing youve gotta keep at it!!!!

She’s in the next room over

I’m waiting for her to wake up so I can talk to her and get hugs

I might be a bit codependent on her

i want to believe ill be able to do it at some point.
I have to learn to give myself some more time without hating myself for it.
little steps ig.

little steps ig.

literally all it is like with everything else in our stupid tranny lives anon we have been cursed and have to baby step ourselves towards normalcy but thats okay

I want to get one of those automatic hair curlers so bad. I am so shit at doing it with a straightener and I'm not even gonna try w a wand :( But my hair looks so nice curled it's unfair, so I hope it works or I'm gonn b so sad

I try with a wand every now and then and it just doesn't work great. Mind you, my hair is dead straight and refuses to accept any kind of styling.

its okay for sure c:
its not fair at all, but i want to think one day ill look back and thank myself. transition has been very nice in many ways. I try to think about the little things, it helps a bit

As someone who transitioned pretty late and is in their 30's now believe me when I say, there's no such thing as late when it comes to self improvement. You take things as you can handle them and move forward, dwelling on the past will only ever hold you back. Keep on pushing forward even if it's at a snails pace.

One qt trans gf with good hygiene i can take whiffes of scent all day please.

I saw a sissy irl today ngl very scary

thank you. ill try to remind myself of this c:

Wands seem so difficult to use for it, desu. Have you tried on dirty hair, maybe? Otherwise dyeing can help scuff it up texture wise so it holds better. I've been bleaching my hair for years now so my hair has no fight left in it lol.

The auto curlers look kind of workable, though? Somethint to just add some body so i don't just look like a hot mess all the time or have just straightened hair.

No problemo friendo.
I have yeah, I've tried on all sorts of different products and I dye my hair fairly often. Nothing seems to make it take quite as well as it should.
The automatic ones just seem like they'd be a lot more fool proof which heck I need all I can get. Plus it could save a lot of time on getting ready to leave too.

Fr. Although I have successfully been able to keep getting ready down to about an hour or so by having showers the night before (for work at least). Makeup takes about 15 - 20 min, and hair I am lazy and just brush it and clip it up lol.

I got it done over the weekend and the lady put in a darker blonde than I'm used to bc we were removing pink and i low key am in love with it.

Night time showers are a great way to reduce morning routine time but damn do I miss my morning showers. Something about using them to wake up is so good.
15-20? Damn I'm still pushing half an hour for my makeup and hair routine.
Oh that sounds great, I normally have mine a darkish red but I haven't had it done in ages. I need proper trim and colour. Maybe even try a new hair style, bangs maybe?

kys whore
kys you annoying fuck

Bangs are a cute option desu. I have never had the face shape for them myself, sadly, they just make me look more masc ugh >:(

Do you reckon you'll change your colour? It's a big commitment but can b worth it.

someone make a rape thread again that'll keep out the attentionwhores

actually i think joking about rape in a thread and board full of people very prone to sexual assault is maybe not very tasteful

t. the raped

good morning good morning i missed you all so much im getting kind of like. idk im feeling something running my hands over my keyboard and knowing it's connected to you hehe i know we were still talking but it just feels different when I can actually touch you
Q4T: im uncut! and I love cinnamoroll!!!!!

Some chasers love to fantasise, I mean JOKE, about rape. It's so interesting and quirky of them.

I might not either honestly, I've never tried bangs out post hrt but I wanna give it a go. As far as colour, naturally I'm a dark brown but I usually dye mine red but because my natural hair is so dark and I don't bother with bleach so it ends up kind of Auburn which I like a lot.

ive "only" been groped and had an unfortunate experience with my endocrinologist but i still dont think its a fitting thread subject especially not in a joking manner

Some tranners love to fantasise, I mean JOKE, about being raped. It's so interesting and quirky of them.

bangs are super cute but they are a lot of work

get raped
kys whore
I bet you're going to cheat on your bf eventually

Oofie hit a nerve I think :)

Auburn is a pretty hair colour desu, and i reckon try it if you're wanting to. Hair grows back so if you hate it you can always make it into a side fringe in a few weeks :)

get raped

some incel told me i should be lucky im not even getting raped in another thread i made a few weeks ago

Oofie hit a nerve I think

Not realy, rape is a bit of a turn off, people into cnc etc are usually too damaged to be worth the time.

i loveeeeeeeee having bangs but im growing mine out on principle cause i want to feature my big forehead. i think if you get them cut you gotta get the hang of cutting them at home though right like otherwise it's just soooooo much upkeep

im kinda worried about medical rape today but it's too depressing to think about i have an axe wound consult and I'll probably have to whip it out right. im sure they'll be normal and professional but I'm in my head about it or whatever. im ruling out the possibility of it being weird in advance i don't want to worry about it

I might get it done next week after I get paid. Need to get my eyebrows done too, and might surge and get my nails done too if I'm feeling fancy lol.

yea idk how people manage bangs while not knowing how to cut them, that would be so tiring lol, also gm bronya

I need mine done too ugh. I tried to get them done after my hair but the lady was on her lunch break :((

I want to start doing my nails again so mayb then. I miss having neat looking fingers ykwim? I was good at keeping at it until covid hit and then the place i used to go to religiously started using shittier glue :(

rape is funny

i have cnc and real noncon fantasies too that doesnt mean i think its funny or something to be joked about

Oof rough.
I'm good at keeping my nails neat enough on my own but not nice enough that I don't still want them done professionally. Oh man, COVID really done fucked everything up huh?

See?

see what?

wat if u get a boner lol

Oh bb you have no idea.

My natural nails were long enough that I didn't need nail extensions and they were strong af. Watching them snap off one by one was so demoralising lol :( But I think I'm over it now, just need to find a salon that does sns

see if these nuts will fit in your mouth

aaaaaaahhh

Nooooo! I haven't been to any of my local ones so I'll need to start researching what's good near me. See what friends say is good.

good morning good morning!
i mean its not like its IMPOSSIBLE but like. its not really a sexual situation. even someone like me doesn't really get hard having it out in front of a doctor

I try to aim for anything 4.5 or above on google reviews. Anything lower is riskier for having a had time, yk? I just booked one that's a 10 min drive away for the weekend after this one, so we're so back.

I want to get tattoo on the back of my hand too but idk what to get. I'm kinda thinking cobwebs but I am not sure if it'd look good or not

noooo thats so sad all the best places here have super shitty google reviews. idk why its just the way it is. ive been going to the same place since i moved and im obsessed with them and i think they're 1.7 on maps but ive literally never had a set that was anything less than perfect
local is the most important thing though right

Yeah that's a good call. I'll check some out myself. And hell yeah so back lol.
I'm not a fan of tattoos personally, I don't really understand the appeal.

Hmm maybe I've been missing out then desu. I wonder why that is, though, maybe they get review bombed by other salons in the area?

Sometimes i open this place up and ur all talking about woman shit and i dont really know what to say

Idk I am a masochist and when I got my first tattoo last year it was exhilarating i can't lie. It's less about the tattoo and more about the experience, but it also has to look good after yk :P

i think thats part of it! a friend of mine said its like. a racism thing but i dont want to think about that
LMAO im sorry im really guilty of doing that but i always feel a little guilty. i try and keep it in the servers cause i don't want people to feel left out but its just fun to swap advice right. what if you need to go get your nails done its important information. or see it as research for ur future tranner gf

i’ve been putting off getting my bangs trimmed but i really need them for my fivehead

fivehead is in this season don't be afraid of it. but yes its so fucking annoying to maintain the exact right length right it drives me insaneeeee

Sorry bb. What game are you playing atm? What do you think about the roman empire?

That's awful desu, but I'd believe it :( People can be such disgusting assholes i stg

one of my friends said im the reason people become misogynistic

fivehead is in

it looks okay on you cause your face is rounder but it just makes my face look even longer imo

its too sad to think about desudesu its probably a combination of factors anyway
basking in this compliment. a girl will never say something nicer to you than when she's putting herself down in the same sentence LMAO
people worry a lot about face length on here ive never really thought about it too much. i just naturally have a big head

I havent been playing anything recently i havent had the time :(
Personally im more of a ww2 spec moid than a romeaboo
Not in the bad way

Sorry, can't help ourselves you know?
Yeah I can sort of understand that, I just don't think I'll ever get one myself.

Tell me about WW2 then, I low key tuned out all of the wars in history class because i dgaf then. But I do rn!

What caused WW2 anyway?

reading this post was like watching a beautiful deer trot shyly straight onto a landmine

What cause WW2 anyway?

Uh oh........

new star rail update yay

omg is today the day i gotta log ON

yea go get herta bb

good and evil

What did i do... I just wanted to help him feel included TT_TT

YAHOOOO can anychaser lend me one million billion dollars
LMAO you are too pure and sweet for the number of Anon Babble tourists we get in this gen

Any summary will be leaving out tons of info but the causes be pretty strongly attributed to the rise of facism. At its core it is militarist and irredentist meaning it claims the territory of other states. This was always going to lead to armed conflict boiling over into a major war.

im stealing this explanation i think that's kind of the most elegant way to put it in a nutshell

Save me Brony you're my only hope

It sounds complicated and inevitable from certain actions.

What do you think about the Victorian era? Or do you have a favourite historical era outside of modern wars?

i will protect you

your head doesn’t look big in pictures but maybe it’s worse irl? my head is pretty big but it looks worse in photos and okay in the mirror with my glasses off lol

Good morning 4 chins. Someone should totally compliment me rn

I fw Victorian dresses. I love historical clothing

whoaaaa it just turned the fraktur into normal font now it just sounds creepy LMAO
oh no yea my head is HUGE i think im just really used to anglefagging it a bunch. its basically the only thing i change with facetune. its a genetic thing i think lots of people in my part of the world have it so im pretty at peace with it tho

Thank u queen. I will buy you hotpot if you ever visit Australia.

Honestly mood. I really love the baroque period, the fashion was SO OOT. Shame about the lead and all, but still. And the music was beauuutiful.

YAHOO ill look forward to it

To an extent it was inevitable once certain event were set in place. It couldnt be avoided once the nazis were in power but going earlier than that the world could have turned out differently. Really it comes down to looking into the factors that led the nazis to power.
I used to be quite interested in sort of 14th-18th century history because i play paradox games but i grew really interested in ww2 specifically over the past couple years

yea fr clothing used to be so pretty, I want to get better at sewing so I can make something nicer

you are great at being awake and saying good morning anon
what part of the world is that? i know my head is disproportionately big cause in texas i have to buy a 12 gallon hat instead of a 10

LMAO is that real that's so funny... i dont know the exact details but people here talk about people having a 'big irish head' and i know my family goes back there within the past few generations so im blaming that i think

How similar is the united states right now to the nazi party during it's rise?

This is the nicest compliment I've ever recieved

my dad has bright red hair so maybe he has Irish genes that cursed me. and i can’t believe you are laughing. i told you hats don’t fit and your laughing!

ive given up on wearing hats entirely even if i can find one that fits it just makes my head look even bigger LMAO i know the struggle. maybe it is a shared genetic history we could be distant cousins... thats so beautiful

Im not that drilled into american culture i live in a different country. Really what ill say on it is that i dont believe trumpism has any real political backbone. It is reactionairy and its core definition is cronyism and corruption. The nazis on the other hand had a defined vision and a leader that was commited to seeing that vision through. Trump doesnt care about anything other than money and people sucking up to him

can breasts alone ever rescue a hon out of the hon state and into a soft passing state

Yessss <3

If you do you have to send me pics! I want to buy a proper baroque dress and do a costume for halloween one year. Maybe after FFS. It'd be so cute i think.

alright gonna call you cuz from now on, cuz
they can help with your shoulders but if it’s your face then makeup is more likely to save you

They can help with your shoulders

This is real. Just don't go ridiculously big and try to think about what would b proportional to your frame.

its an honour cuz...

goo morning chasers and transes :3

Thinking about men with big strong arms lifting my groceries for me because they're making my hands turn red from the weight

This is manipulation i know what you're doing

Whaaat? No it's not :( I'm not doing nothing

Im not moving an inch until AT LEAST a butt pic

do boys sometimes just stop wanting to talk to you for no reason or is it always my fault

were u the last one to send a msg

it's always the boy's fault never forget that. don't lose sight of it for even a moment

Woah there, buddy. A butt pic is not lifting groceries reward. Maybe a slight cleavage shot sure. Not a butt pic, though.

Thinking about men with 2 chins and large stomachs that I can use as a pillow

i sent the last 4 messages
should i tell him i forgive him so he comes back then?

no you should call him a faggot and doxx him they love that

once I manage for sure! sewing is pretty fun c:

was it manic 4 messages or zoomer posting where you press enter before the idea finishes

the message are hours apart and they don't look manic to me. i haven't manic messaged him in about a week now but he's talked to me since then

What about an armpit shot

I need a crazy bitch like this
I think it would remake me a better man

Umm ok i guess. I'm not posting that on Anon Babble tho. None of my body is getting immortalised on Anon Babble >:(

my therapist said to not call myself crazy anymore cause that is a self-fulfilling prophecy. what's wrong with wanting to talk to someone?

You're not crazy that guy or whatever is being a dick. Nothing you've said sounds crazy to me, it just seems like you're reaching out and getting nothing back which really, really hurts. I hope he either responds or you get some closer by blocking him and moving on.

i don't block people. it feels bad but thanks for being nice

Wtf i thought we had a deal how am i going to get my cleavage shot now

I'll send it in the snail mail. You'll receive it in 2 to 4 weeks.

I was like that for a long time. Eventually I hope you will give yourself permission to cut ppl out <3

give yourself permission to cut ppl out

i really don't like the idea of someone blocking me or cutting me out so i don't want to do it to other people and generate negative karma that will make it happen

Auspost really letting me down

its so nice showe

im about to go shower do you guys want anything

can i get uhhhhhhhh

Wtf... an aussie...?

Like I said, I hope you learn to do it. That's all bb.

Im the under 25 guy. Im also the ww2 guy. Im also a babeposter. Im a lot of guys

Ugh just send me ur discord already dudee

forearm pics if you're a man, flexed please

obvious bait

No, i dont think i will be posting either of my chins or my massive cuddly stomach

Unfortunately im a girl

Need a trans gf to take care of

In a month babe we've been through this

Why do i have to wait a month >:( I am not that patient.

What if I said please?

Im rly busy so if i added you rn i would just end up ghosting you at some point and you would not like that

Only because its going to kill the thread. I'll give you an old one, princess

I'm gonna start bullying you if you don't... Idc if you're busy and slow to reply

I did not think that would actually happen. Thank you

please be in the mafia way

Chasers can just disappear into the nameless masses bullying doesnt really work you cant identify which posts are mine

Anytime. Have another, on the house

I'd cuddle you Anon, where are you from?

not poaching bcs im an ally but know that i will kill for you if you want me to. ill always love you anon

You know why chasers are so gross to me? Because there is no beauty to be found in transness. It's a curse. A rotting festering wound on my soul that expands and fouls everything it touches.
What a fucking joke our lives are. You mean to tell me that my life choices are between playing at being a woman or pretending to be cis? Bad and worse? Im in immense pain either way because ill never be able to get rid of my inherent masculinity. Fuck being trans. Fuck it so hard.
And then you assholes are *attracted* to it? What do you like eating rotten apples? Enjoy going to a horror movie only to find out it was a romcom with a single jump scare? Do you long for the days you stub your toe?
Jesus fucking christ you animals are gross. Like, why?

Thank you babygirl

You can get rid of a little masculinity by never pseudposting again

i think transgender is like ferrari

Because there is no beauty to be found in transness.

Wrong, the female penis is the apex of beauty in this planet, the most feminine of all objects

my luv for u is like a truck

would u like some making fuck

The fuck is pseudposting?
A Ferrari with the engine ripped out, maybe
Wrong because penises are disgusting, period.

actually i think there is beauty to be found in being trans and transitioning even if its a curse i think it takes serious strength of character to deal with it because its so easy to just roll up into a ball and give up and refuse but still we choose to be ourselves or the closest we can get to it despite how rotten our lives are because of something that is entirely out of our control and i think you should be proud of that unironically, not all beauty comes from good sources anon

How can one be proud of something that causes me constant misery and has wrecked my life and everything I've worked so hard for?
Fuck it. Fuck it to hell. Given a lamp, Id wish away transness from reality itself.

you can still fuck in the back seat without an engine and that's basically the only thing a ferrari is useful for in the first place. transgender is the same. and maybe a bird or small mammal will build a nest where the engine was. you gotta let go of all that weird preconceived shit and then you will like transgender. love bronya

just ate a dorito w/ guac so passionately and intensely that one of those yaoi spit strings was left between the rest of the chip and my mouth as i pulled away. there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

"Weird preconceived shit" cost me my job and my relationship and for what. To have some weird fucks on the internet say that my misery is beauty. Fuck chasers and fuck you.

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you shouldnt be proud of being trans thats stupid, what i said was be proud of who you are despite it anon, be proud that youre here and fighting and expressing yourself even though its hard and there are things you and i will never be able to fix about ourselves and our lives are miserable
i think misery breeds either art or more misery and you should be proud of yourself for choosing to be art

Id rather have chosen death but I have people that rely on me. What a fucking curse.

i dont think suicide is a lesser option but im happy youre still here, for their sake if nothing else

Yea... they deserve better than a broken self hating tranny but life aint fuckin fair

maybe they deserve you without the self loathing and i think you should give it to them even though its impossibly hard to get there anon

nah, the thing they don't say is that they like only pretty ones, because it makes their brain funny "omg it was a boy, but now looks like a pretty girl omg" or they're just homos

ok, no homos. i'm wrong here. just other agp feteshists

Fucking THANK YOU
Unfortunately as long as this huge scar exists on my soul theyre not getting it. Life sucks

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I'll just bully every single chaser then.