/gaygen/ delicieux peeza edition

now i want a pizza and its 9am

I need my coffee in bulk. Aero gives bitch sizes. Mokapot, French press, shitty diner, aero, local coffeeshop. In that order

guy is so fucking cute

When did you first realize you were gay, /gg/?

unload this whole damn clip up in yo asshole

Masturbated to Ben ten getting wedgied. Started me down a path

not gay but always

It makes concentrated coffee, you can cut it with water or milk, and there really isn't another way to make coffee as good in 5 minutes.

I used to dose 20 grams of coffee for my morning latte, which is about 300mg of caffeine so could be cut to make 5 diner strength americanos that don't taste burnt and shitty.

Retarded tiktok bait and the guy at the end isnt even hott. My morning is already fucjking rUINED thanks

Remember when Pedro Pascal liked this video on Instagram

I have heard good things about them.

Me too. I should see if there are any decent pizzarias around here. Most everything in this shithole is, well, shit.

Sex without love, or love without sex?

we're all characters here, anon. including you

You do you. I'm more of a take it slow kinda guy. I manually grind an individual serving of beans and like the ritual of making my coffee by hand, even if it takes 20min. No filters or needless waste too which is fun

love without sex

i might be the only authentic person here

i believe in delta
he would never lie to me

i fooled around with a slightly older boy in 3rd grade but assumed i was otherwise normal until puberty when i started seeking out gay fanfiction and literotica to read on my fliphone
wait why is he a barista and also a priest this is too complicated for my weiner
hand grind even?

do you guys like the smell of ass?

Gradual but steady realization that I liked to look at boys more than girls, I liked BL literature a lot, I had several crushes with movie stars and I always pictured myself kissing them or sucking their dicks.
I was so horny, now I just want to kiss and cuddle.

Yes. Hairy smelly bottoms are the best.

youtube.com/shorts/yDNAHiZmkLA?si=-vA_CZEO5dve8ofR

is the smell of ass different from the smell of shit?

i think i’ve been conditioned to like it a little

I didn't "realize" I was anything. I just remember noticing males were attractive, didn't think anything special about it, and figured it was perfectly reasonable. I understood why guys thought it was ick but I also know guys lie a lot so I figured the whole "no true scotsman" deal about guys making out was just a giant put on. Im still pretty much in that mindset although I can see why today gay identitarians incur so much loathing tbph and very little of it has anything to do with the original topic of tastes or limits in "sex". I think mostly people are just easily confused about stuff they either never think about or are still afraid to talk about. If I drink with a straight identitarian long enough, they will eventually confide that "night in Vegas" or "band camp" story.

Its kind of funny because they take it so seriously and behave as though they are confessing to armed robbery.

do you think delta has a jungle bush down there? i have never seen hairy ginger crotches before

hand grind even?

Yeah I have two little ceramic burr grinders. One set for espresso, one for french. Ngl the espresso one takes a long time but it's a vibe

of course it is u unwashed ape
does your dick also constantly smell like pee? do your armpits always smell like rank BO?
thats an arm workout fr. i have an entry level baratza grinder that works pretty well, even does turkish coffee

There's a whole calendar series dedicated to ginger crotches :D lpsg.com/threads/red-hot-cocks.485696/

I wasn't trying to impugn i was genuinely curious. Personally I think there is a difference but im not sure if it's widely believed

then prove it with two steps verification method. i need qr code and secret question answered

i don't like when they put too much shit on the pizza

HES ESCAPED!

will be easy to catch if all gays gathered at a spot with their bums ready for a little drilling

lol

13 in 8th grade

best friend 14 in 9th grade

telling me about this 10th grade girl from band that sucked his dick while they were hanging out.

now they're dating

be me wanting to kill that bitch, like if he wanted his dick sucked why didn't he just ask me to do it >:c

Also this guy at my dads work gave me some candy from his lunchbox and I started crushing on him, he didn't let me hit either tho :c

be 16

lost 55 lbs because of an extended MH episode.

suddenly getting attention

slightly older, wrestling neighbor friend slaps my ass at my locker

says It's just a sports thing and I shouldn't act like a girl about it

kiss me as a joke on the bus

gaslights everyone into calling me the fag for being weird about it

wrestles me after the bus leaves, normal boy stuff, except I don't wrestle and he's way bigger than me

If you were really gay, I'd rail the shit out of you, anon.

suck his dick everyday after school.

few too many close calls

evangelical mom catches on and they move

Despite all this it was a pretty slow realization, and it didn't really occur to me that I wasn't just having "normal" intrusive gay thoughts until then.

I cant wait to start writing the lore for this.

"Giovanni grew up in Hell's Kitchen running cigarettes for the Gambinos as a kid...."

Mafioso gay literotica, thats what we need.

I became gay to spite putin

They make reusable filters and I have a 1zpresso pro hand burr grindr, 5 minutes is optimistic, but it is less than 10

i became gay to suck cocks
has been more than ten years, haven't sucked a single one

lol

thats an arm workout fr

I mean... maybe if you're a twink ig. No shame, I'm sure we'd all like to fuck you.

turkish coffee

Had this for the first time at a specialty Turkish shop not too long ago. Not the biggest fan. Tasted nice but 5$ for an itty bitty teacup was mildly annoying. I'm trying to sip and read my book over here and the coffee was gone within 10 pages :'(

Forgot the pic. Tasty stuff but I wish I could get a couple refills for the price

hide ya wife hide ya bum

1zpresso pro hand burr grindr

grindr

Kek
I'll look into that once this one breaks. Like I said, I don't mind the extra time. And I Kean 20min start to finish. Grinding 4Tb whole beans takes less than 10 on my cheap guy

I mean... maybe if you're a twink ig

lol

Forgot the pic. Tasty stuff but I wish I could get a couple refills for the price

you can make it at home for cheap if you can grind extremely fine and have a cevze
or buy preground beans, theres a brand with cardamom thats tasty

lol ty for the cow vid he is cute

Do you just put the thing directly on a burner? In the movies they drag it through hot sand a couple times and let it peak and back off. Same deal on a stove? Taking it on and off I mean.

I tell people I'm gay so I can go to the the club and dance without being judged.

BOYFRIEEEEEND
YOU WANT ONE BUT CANT HAVE IT
YOU REALLY WANT IT
BOOOYFRIEEEEEEND

giton knows coffee

^^

yea pretty much. idk what the deal with sand is lol im guessing they dont have a big pot of sand in the back of turkish restaurants here

ive had a couple cups in my life. how do you like it

I only like coffee as a flavor

I am very bougie Im afraid. So anything special is just a treat for me, and even then its just cappuccino or cafe con leche, or maybe other twists, affogato. But I like hearing people who are more skilled with it than me so's I can learn.

Yeah I really love it as ice cream flavor if done right. It has to be a good ice cream. The hagan daaz coffee is pretty decent, if a bit rich. For some reason, its good but it sort of tastes a bit more like a gelato, but not quite. I should probably get some again. Normally I just make an affogato, with embarrassing frequency.

Coffeeee :3

dan looks so fucking hot, i bet he has a daddy kink too
i wanna be suffocated in his hairy pits and bury my nose in his jungle bush

And a good breakfast flavor mix to go with it too!

Better flavor combo + less calories

Would you date a low iq volley ball enthusiast

Would you date an insufferably adorable Asian

I tried some liver pate from a european store for breakfast and it was mid. Not bad just bland

you mean not bougie?
v healthy

Hell yeah

Would you date a pair of acrobats that share the same mind

so they will both stretch and breed my hole at once? hell yeah

Would you date someone who’s graying in the hair

I eated my last piece of jagercake for breakfast

low iq

no

asian

no
yes

Would you date someone who’s secretly a serial killer (but he loves u tho)

liver pate

I have not had it to have be able to judge. I would think it is supposed to be mild compared to the alternative, to let other flavors come through, but I don't really know. It sure sounds tasty though. I wish I had some.

sure
who does he kill

Would you date a logger or farmer an hour away from civilization

yeah
greying hair is sexy
i love mature men
yeah

How do you make it? I could go for some nice cheesecake actually. It can be pricey by the wedge though, and a whole pie is so much to eat.

yes, especially if he's hairy like this
yummy

Would you date an uncanny valley superhuman, super intelligent android on the run from the Swiss government

I never have make it, we bought some from a bakery

Yes
Yes
Not long term, I don't like sharing, but I guess I could be shared for a quick fling.
Yes
I would goon to a romance novel about it, but not irl

Would you date a total fucking slut

He sure is pretty. I wonder if thats his real color.

Would you date a psycho bipolar zoomer

I see. I wish I had a nice bakery around here but selection here is pretty crummy.

Peanut butter is so good, I love it c:

Whole grains reduce inflammation and boost mood, type shi

I ate a kolache and a donut. And I'm drinking tea. It's nice to see everyone enjoying their brew and sharing a meal.

only a monogamous one
absolutely sounds awesome

Would you

There's only 2 bakeries near me (hours) that make them, this weekend we will travel to try the other place

Would you date a totally submissive masc “chad”

Would you date an aggressive man who deeply loves you but shows it violently

Thats good. At least you have choices. I am glad you found some to enjoy after that giant morel ^^

Girl, pizza is healthier than cheese cake every day, switch back.

I'm not a woman so no

Would you date a dumb blonde unkempt country hick?

that's exactly the kind of man i want
i want to be abused and loved by my husband

Would you date a guy who’s gorgeous but fucking lazy and doesn’t do or want to do anything in life

YES

Thank you
I hope you can try the jagercake someday
Not at all
Maybe if homemade
But my favorite pizzas are not homemade

what should we do to convince men to stop shaving/trimming their body hair?

annnnnd spam

Have a good day gaygen

Would you date someone who has the puppy eyes look

Would you date someone who’s obsessed with cats

I was 5 and I saw this guys butt in front of me and I grabbed it and he turned around fast and was like wait til you'e 18 kid, but he never gave me his number

Have you guys tried asking anyone out this week?

autism

Would you date someone who drinks cum out of wine glasses

Marriage material

Gross

not in real life although i went on a date yesterday and have been testing out the eye contact method around town more
hes hot and it tastes better than wine ngl

No, I have a lot of things coming together right now, so it isn't a good time for me, I am setting up some hookups for the long weekend, nothing serious.

would you date someone who isn't at least 25% white?

Would you date someone who looks angry all the time

Yeah. I generally dgaf about graying or a little hair loss

Would you date a depressed supermodel

I stopped dating guys or going on dates, bottoms just want free shit and the top to pay for everything.

Hopefully I can finally sleep with a person of color and prove I'm not racist this weekend.

Would you date the boy of your dreams

Would you date someone who scratches their crotch (and sniffs their hand right after) a lot

No? I’m a bottom I don’t ask guys out. They ask me out and try to conquer me

hairy bottoms with hairy pits, jungle bush, hairy ass and hairy crack

Would you date someone who gives you the sex stare 24/7

But twinks?

do you want my arm in your ass or this dildo?

Would you “date” these four professional business men

so how long would it take to properly degrease this?

Would you date a mechanic or a plumber

Would you date a mechanic or a plumber that works nude

Would you spam a thread for a half hour for attention to drown out all other discussions?

can you take that all the way shallo?

Okay fine no more quality hot guy pics

Most guys that look like hot sexy tops are usually sub bottoms and it bothers me

all other discussions will just be about trannies, politics, or something lame anyway, who cares if they spam

No they’re not .

*brap*

Would I date someone into braps? I probably would…

This person is real btw
His name is William Roepstorff
He has a huge dick too
Still think he was bio-engineered in a lab tho

work email

may and june opportunities to celecbrate community and connection

AAPI heritage month

Join our virtual lunch&learn

jewish american heritage month

join our lunch and learn

pride month

an opportunity to remind ourselves that [organization] prides itself on excellence through service, collaboration, and the power of connection.

link to information on local pride parade

No lunch&learn

org is not doing anything at the parade

Why did they even include this?

I live literally about an hour away from any towns with more than 20k people.

engineering perfect sex bots

This is what science is for. Sucks that women will prevent it.

meh, unless he also has multiple masters in stem then prime dolph lundgren still mogs hard

all other discussions will just be about something other than my only interest- cocks- anyway and I can't relate to people who aren't feeding my singular obsession

Working out is so boring, how do I focus on it?

Describe your workouts

I'm this close to bringing back cersei

Also TV, music, nothing like that helps
I dont have a routine but I only like calisthenics and what makes me flexible

Just enjoy it . It’s not that complicated. Quite simple actually.

lol did you not see her photo the other day of her potato body trying to wear skinny jeans lol
she can hardly walk she just wobbles

You might want to change your workout routines, do something different every day just do long as it doesn't feel stale to you. When I get boing I like to look for alternatives. Swimming would be ideal because it's fun but you don't like swimming. You could try walking or jogging

Increase difficulty. If you are bored your workouts are probably easy and comfortable, which they should not be.

I can't open catbox links on this phone so I never see any. Fitness always came easy to me but I'd like to help someone else.

I miss hyacinth.

I already walk a lot

I think i need help with a really simple routine plan, I dont know where to start so I only do random things through the day

you better hope they discover how to bio-engineer people or edit genetics
the world's gonna be filled with so many uggos, it's unbelievable

I already walk a lot

lmao there's no way that is true, we saw your thighs
slayer has the body of someone who walks a lot

You're the only one

he was nice, but I wouldn't come back to a site that got hacked and has major security issues if i was in his position either

what position, face down ass up?
walking does not burn that many calories unless ur walking everywhere all day or hiking up hills

Define your goals, then ask chatgpt to help you make a exercise and diet plan to meet them.
She can even offer suggestions on dealing with cravings and motivation, but that's a lot of queries and you may need to sub or spend a whole week asking questions off cooldown.

What exercise burns more? It seems OK

You need to develop a fitness goal, it's the most common mistake people make, and I used to make as well to not have a defined goal of what you're working towards. You're goal should be something like reaching 18% bodyfat, being able to run a mile or learning how to swim, whatever anything that's personally important to you. Otherwise you'll just drift along and get bored and not know what you're working for. Motivation vids and fitness influencers can help if you find some that you relate to.
Thanks

have there been any cases of someone finding their bf/husband here?

say no to drugs, say yes to gex

I got 7 miles yesterday, and it burned less than 500 calories, that's like a slice of cheese cake.

i don't like walking the dog; but, if you don't teach it who the boss is, then it will shit all over.

From what I've heard ppl use this board to hookup, but the only relationships I've heard of were trannies. Trannies will meet someone from a website and move in with them in 3 hours of knowing them lol

jogging, cycling
cycling is good cause it doesnt make the feet sore (i have to stand most of the day at work) and its good for the thighs

What’s the best destination to go for a sex vacation as a bottom?

would you date a young police officer?

i'm ready for my cavity search

no
i want someone older than me and not aislop

It's great for the thighs, calves, ankles. Plus it can be fun, more fun than being in a gym

For me it's both

I think i will have to keep forcing it, none of these are enjoyable.

Deltas house

youtu.be/a_DLeULZ3hc

exactly! i tried the cycling and running machines in the gym when i didnt have a bike but its just so unpleasant being in there

Maybe you're born to be a feeder bottom like shiza eating desserts all day and getting stuffed with daddy cock

No, exercise isn't fun exactly, but it should be challenging and engaging to keep your mind focused.

Gainer bottom*
A twink can be a feeder.

T. Feeder twink

don't all slavs do parkour? there's no reason to be chubby

Exactly man, plus you're using equipment someone sweated on before you get to use it, and gyms can feel overwhelming to people that are new to working out. Also a lot of ahole personalities frequent gyms. You can get a lot done on your own in my experience and don't need a gym if that's not your style.

Hemlo

I can't focus at all
That's French

slavs cant even climb out of a ditch after a drunken night

The only thing the gym is good for is the stair master.

can you actually build a body at home?
what if you fuck up the proportions and look weird?

have your bf hold your feet as you do crunches and give you a kiss on the way up, you just need motivation

I dread having a boyfriend and getting fat, how embarrassing and him lying to my face telling me I'm still hot has got to be an even worst feeling

Good morning. I hope you have a great day :)

If you have money for equipment, it's easier and more efficient to use a gym.

Also you don't just wake up one day with massive muscles, progress is very slow, so it's very easy to see and feel which muscles you need to work more.

i want delta to choke me, slap me, spit on me, piss on me, make me worship his pits and crotch, make me lick his balls, gag me on his big daddy cock, and breed my hole

He's a virgin, get ready for the sex to be very vanilla, awkward, and over before you even get close.

want a top who will just rape me anytime he wants
like he owns my body

Me talking about Henry Cavill

Oh he nice

would you date a smoker?

Sushiii :3

No they're gross.

I'm going to sleep, homos.......

It's 11 am dude good night

A local cult member guy and conspiracy religious nutjob lady got absolutely blown the fuck out in the county library board elections. Feelsgoodman

Bravo Jiro

reading any good books lately?

alright yall so the boys had a chance but all of them were flake bitches yesterday and today so im abt to meet up with a skinny trans girl
lets see how this goes

It just started storming. Perfect start to my weekend. I'm going to cuddle on the couch and watch movies. Maybe I'll re-watch Blue Gender.

Why are those flying goobers so funny lol

is she post-op?

He was the hacker.

The spicy mayo was really spicy :x

I've never had anyone flake, but maybe it's because I refuse to host.

Fuck Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!

It was an alright show

i wanna marry delta and take care of him
we will cuddle and snuggle together :3

when I use to have a TV antenna (rabbit ears) i use to be able to access whatever my neighbor was watching on his satellite dish, it would mirror the image on my TV or something.. and that's how I found out porn existed

I need a book trainer like other people need a fitness trainer. I'm dumb guy. Need bf smarter than me to literate me and get smarten me yeah

Lol go gettem giton

trader! gtfo biscum

Idk works for niggers

ofc not
what da heck
ty ty

When you're with a trans girl do you top or bottom?

i will never say the n-word

Bottoms that won't say the nigger word are a red flag

Well sorry that some of us ain’t racist?

I haven't said the n-word since George Floyd died.

Good for you :-) I have never said that word.

thank you for being brave enough to admit when you’re wrong

he was a hero

a poor rat has only one hole

Fake word.

Stop normalising saying the n-word.

he has such a masculine jawline

I need a cocktail.

It's in every rap song. Be consistent or you won't be taken seriously.

some flamers are theorized to have superhuman levels of T

According to the pigeonhole principle, if there are three tops and one bottom, the bottom will have to take two cocks in one of his holes.

They allowed to say it because they are n-words themselves.

She meant for white people, don't be obstinate

lol
Lol

finally, a good fucking post

blonde

I hate trying to fish eyelashes out of my eyes because they are basically invisible.

racist

I fucking hate america and americans

Blonde eyelashes, blonde arm hair, blonde leg hair- these make my penois sing with joy

How do you become a lolcow?

We don't really have proper lolcows itt, more like cringe posters and gaydead bottoms making themselves look silly.

oh... okay :(

What if gay people had to wear a nametag with their current body count listed on it. Would your's be in the single, double, triple, or quadruple digits?

cersei was the last lolcow we had

"???"

Generally you have to be a attention whore and not care how you get attention, whether it's positive feedback or negative feedback. The best lolcows tend to be trans because they naturally lack the ability to follow social norms .

In a bit of a ravenous mood

You don't know what it is, like you've lost count?

3, all in one night, i topped, and i will never have sex again

Zero

Hi

Cersei is a latina right then how come she looks kind of arab

Not even God knows how many dicks I've taken

I don't know, I just want her back...

Mr pancakes is a sweetie he always lays on my belly

Honestly, we need Cersei to reign in the uppity tripfags we've got now.

The Moorish influence. Spanish people were white before Arab rape, same for Southern Italians. Germanic northern European Scottish and Irish people successfully fought off Arab rape and Roman rape, and that's why they are white. Unfortunately they're being raped now by Arabs.

And when the world needed her most she vanished

*rein. See? I miss her so badly I can't even spell.

:O
That's not my reaction, that's yfw in the restroom of the gay bar.

Nobody would rape an Irish woman

He's probably 300 lbs by now after all that Doordash and sass posting.

The Arabs are raping the cats and they're raping the dogs

what about anisa jomha?

Irish women are hot as fuck, Irish boys even hotter. The Irish were too crazy to be conquered, would fight completely nude showing off their full body tattoos, follow pagan religion and generally scared the shit out of the Romans so they said nah and left.

post malone is looking thinner and hotter lately

Racism is boring, someone post cock!

I'm 50% irish 25% french 25% welsh

And 0% asked

I'm just saying because I've been raped by people while I was homeless

All Celtic people. You're not a mutt and that's why you have pink hole

i just hope he wont 100% kill his cat this time :/

you should look into getting irish citizenship, go back to your homeland

Go to Anon Babble lady meet closet dads in your area now!

Irish boys even hotter.

stahppppppp you're embarrassing me anon

how all irish boys should dress

AI and pedophilia is a match made in heaven

the irish accent is like Cialis all i can think about is breeding them lol. you all are so cute

I need log off or im going to goon lol it's too early for goonage

Cute ;)

Do you have emotions? Looking into your eyes is like looking into an empty void.

Gaunt potato famine victim

i'm glad you like it
my one is probs a bit more neutral than a lot of other lads
if you're looking for a very thick one head west

sorry to hear that, i thought perhaps such things wouldn't happen in Canada, was it mainly white guys or indians/blacks?

racist

Fuck The Amazing World of Gumball!

I was raped by whites but they could have been french

Because you aren't expressive and think widening your eyes is how normal people show emotion. It makes my skin crawl.

My eyes aren't being widened they just look this way I think I mean it's not like I just go around squinting

it's just a photo, i remember webms he posted years ago which were expressive

this meth addict guy is really fucking creepy :(

It was bright that day and I cut my hairs ugly okay please don't watch this video

which one?

Post malone

the one who keeps spamming his face, he killed his pregnant hamster and posted the corpse a few years back

No way he killed his hamster your a liar and a fraud

take a look at the archive, he was going by gd or gaydead back then

He was in here just a couple days ago talking about how he likes animal torture videos, but ok...

I have autism so this is actually very disrespectful

he said he was trying to save the hamster and it's babies, apparently hamsters have conditions which cause them to die during pregnancy, perhaps due to how humans have genetically modified them to be pets

Macaque torture videos and chill

A likely story

Sometimes people have to torture macaques for science

That was just someone posting under my name

oh okay, but his karma came back to him in the form of getting raped while homeless so maybe he's learned his lesson

I'm allowed to be against my own people

You should offer the same charity to the homless people that experimented on you.

Maybe I don't want to head west, maybe I want to head east to you

Test

Bottom warfare arggggggh oof

thats not how u test

Pale stout slave master body.

Never verbally spar with teh oyrish lad you'll lose every time

Ntm on Delta

all I know Gd for lol
archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/24372427/#24375230

gigantic turn off with the shithole shaking blergh
pla stop u aint a neger

Apple’s App Store has removed the app for Sniffies, a popular queer cruising platform — at least for now. In a statement to Out, Sniffies cited “ongoing content restrictions” as the reason for the app’s removal, which was described as temporary.

fapples on sui watch

I have a samsung :3

Use the website

you just go to sniffies.com in any browser
I've never used the app

why did u come back to this shithole magicman? u seem like a half functioning human bean? what gives?

New!

are we sure?

post pix