I LOVE GIVING BLOWJOBS AND IM GOOD AT IT TOO | AMA

I LOVE GIVING BLOWJOBS AND IM GOOD AT IT TOO | AMA

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Are you sloppy? When I gave my first blowjob I’d keep spitting shit oh cause I didn’t want his dick juice but I learned to live with it when I went onto the next dick. And honestly there’s something intimate about swallowing his dick juice?

I used to have a weird groomer-ish relationship with a foid twice my age who thought blow jobs were the best thing ever. she insisted on giving me one and I always said no so she manhandled me and basically just did everything short of rape but she never put her mouth on my dick when I told her to fuck off so I have to respect that

im a transbian but when i was in my meta attraction phase i blew like 5 guys and according to them i was the best head they ever got

You call women “foids”because you were molested. Anon, you didn’t deserve that.

omg same girl! only for the girls now tho

I am grateful for the experiences she made available to me and I wish I had given her what she wanted

No, you were probably just a lost kid and some creep took advantage of you and now you’re brainwashed. I hope you accept one day that you did nothing wrong and she was the one in the wrong.

she wasn't a creep, she treated me better than anyone has ever treated me, and I blocked her because I am stupid

Anon, what that woman did to you was wrong. How old were you and how old was she

No, usually I try not to get spit in his pubes or anything unless he does it himself from being too enthusiastic. I believe in a strong lip-seal around the shaft anyways though, that way you can use your tongue, and as a bonus it feels like you're really trying to draw it out of him.

That's fucked up i'm so sorry that happened to you. have you talked to a professional?

This feedback is common for all blow-job givers I think, white lie. IDK i just find it hard to believe desu, In highschool i was getting blowjobs from stoners in lululemon I'd tell them the same shit.

Men love it when u play with their balls for some reason

Biggest? Thickest? How was it? Do you roleplay your bjs?

what is wrong with you people, I'm just here to shit on the blow job cult not litigate the bad decisions that are too late to undo

You need therapy. This board is bad for your mental health

I was just saying i'm sorry dude idk, feed didn't refresh i only saw your first reply

well, yes. The guy I blew today didn't shave his balls which sucked and was frustrating but it worked out. You gotta be selective with doing that imo though, kinda icky if they don't bathe enough.

Idk I'm not busting out a tape measurer in the moment, maybe 7" or 8",

It was fine i guess idk blowjobs are like a video game to me I just want to be the best.

What the fuck does that mean

bathe enough

Literally, I met this guy once who was cute and talented but he never fucking bathed it was so gross so I just had to subtly talk to him about how fun showering by telling him his hair looked so good when he did lmaoooo. I also hate rly hairy balls cause the pubes get stuck sometimes );

Most men are fixer-uppers, real women are taught this very early on. Unfortunately trannies, whores, etc. don't get to the "upper" stage before having to mooooooove along. This was probably close to the hundreth dick i've had in my mouth, and men are still a complete mystery to me

Yeah it sucks to never enjoy the fruits of your labor but I have avpd so I don’t stick for long

I overthink sorry lol

I need therapy because my emotionally distant yet needy parents made me unable to have a normal relationship not because a nice older woman who wasn't related to me took an interest in me and treated me better than I deserved

loving the concurrent thread, quite an odd locale for the topic I have to say, but I'm enjoying it

Yes, you are damaged. But this isn’t your fault, it was your environment and the toxic people are you. I hope one day you feel better. You are strong.

You enjoy tragedy? You enjoy suffering? What kind of sociopath are you? This is now my thread

I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT BLOWJOBS NOT RAPE. We've all been goonergroomed BOORING.

Go to an therapist

Fine I once sucked off a guy and he put his pee pee in me and it felt like a stab. And I blocked him but I let him cum on me because I just wanted to leave it felt like he was raping me but he let me go but he looked in my eyes while he was in me and oh were his eyes scary then I smoked his weed and cried in a parking lot at 4 am

nice attempt at gaslighting but you're not going to poison my mind against her, I follow her on social media under a burner account and I know she's a good person and deserved better than what I could offer

Idc do what you want. If you don’t wanna be saved no one will save you. Anyways can we go back to blowjobs?

That's a pretty good one My turn A few months ago i invited a guy over to hang out and he forced me to the ground and orally violated me, and he threw me onto my bed hard enough that i was concussed on the wall behind it and then he raped me. And after he made me cook him chicken nuggets and while I was taking them out of the oven he grabbed me by the hair and held my face into the oven and threatened to "Sylvia Plath" me

Yeah what do you wanna know, I'ma THEEE expert

Omfg

what

Trauma dump: the thread

Nothing about ur story was sexy. What about your technique? How did u suck him off

IDK girl i'm matching that other bitches energy. I'm here to talk about my love of sucking cock she's the one that opened with GroomerLore

I literally love sucking cock more than getting dicked. Sucking cock is the best fucking thing istg. I would rather suck cock then take cock tbhq idk about you tho

prove it, idiot
give me a blowjob

Once I kissed the dude I was sucking off’s cock, it was so embarrassing

oh yeah, i mean I use the same technique almost every time. I cup the head with my tongue, and push it to the top of my mouth; that way it's stimulated at all times and won't hit any teeth.
I move up and down with my head, or let him move my head, and at the same time I jerk off the base of his dick.
It's important that during this you keep the pressure in your mouth moving, almost like you're swishing spit around in your mouth: But keep your lips 100% closed.
Keep the performance dynamic, lick the top and look him in the eyes sometimes, maybe suck on his balls, or pull a "OMG it's like the same size as my face he he he he he"

where are you from?

I have to disagree honestly but it's fun, Being fucked feels more useful for the guy I guess, and I like being cummed in. Plus being able to feel that you've been fucked afterwards is a whole other bonus

the guy I blew today kissed me voluntarily after, here in the Golden Paradise that's quite common I feel

Do you ever lock eyes during? I try to smile and maybe moan a little? Idk whatever keeps him up. Once I fucked a porn addict so it took him longer to cum and it was so frustrating

I feel ugly while giving head so usually not much eye contact, but an easy way to get him involved more intimately is to ask him to hold your hair. I usually have him lay on his back, and while I do it I straddle one of his legs and do some moan-performance. This works well imo because it avoids any awkward attempts to finger for your pussy, which may or may not exist; since he can just move his knee up between your legs, and his hands will be preoccupied with your hair and likely these days his vape

Sometimes I laugh when I give head with men like it’s a fucking joke lol. Honestly I think it’s cause I want to have a little power idk.

yes I do the same. Modern men are such pussies I kind of have to femdom them into pulling my hair and facefucking me and stuff. it's honestly pathetic. Alex Jones was right

No srsly they voluntarily call me mommy. I’m so close to just fucking millennials

oh baby you might have to lift like 20 more years, millenials are pretty fucking bad. unless you're fine with

"uhnnnnnnggg ugh yeah you're such a little sexy slut for daddy nngggg uhhhhh yeah fuckkkkk"

i feel the only options are like 25-30 and 45-50

I hate dirty talk so much 26 year olds do it, but idk if I could fuck a gen x man lol they seem scary

easier when you need the money to eat and stave off withdrawals you gotta try being a street prostitute it was honestly kinda fun

Almost was when I was 20

how old are you now?

Just turned 21 lol, left home and was homeless at 20

oh that majorly sucks i'm so sorry. you got a place?. I was just being stupid.

are musky balls hot though? i feel like they can put you in subspace

Yeah with a friend rn (:
Most balls are kinda musky they’re good

errr. not when they smell like ammonia. idk what that means, like from old star treck or whatever?
kidding i know what subspace is, but I definitely don't think about sex like that, I kind of just feel detached the whole time and focus on behaving like a female

isn't the whole point of having sex with a guy to have his juices inside you
t. happy girl who has her bfs juices inside her

I only want the man I love’s juices inside me the rest are spit out

Yes exactly the aim is to induce his reproductive event

heh that's actually so interesting but incredibly valid I wish I'd done that. I've never spit in my life, genuinely like 100-something, maybe a bit less, individual genotypes have passed through my digestive system

I love sucking cock so I'm taking notes. I agree with the balls thing. Guys go nuts for that shit. My signature move is that if the cock is ever out of my mouth for whatever reason, say I'm licking the shaft or sucking the balls, I use my tongue to corral it back into my mouth and keep going. No hands.

focus on behaving like a female

i feel like it would happen on it's own because the cock has such influence on you despite only being meta attracted
sometimes i look at a big veiny realistic dildo and feel like ovulating lol maybe it's just the feeling from never actually having had it

I just want to sexually dominate a man in bed. They act like they want it but they don’t rly just porn addicts

oh i ALWAYS give him a handjob if i take it out of my mouth that's so funny, opposite techniques. you gotta try jerking him off while you suck his balls, they act like you just discovered calculus

i'm not meta attracted, but, i mean i guess? it's just a meat stick, i mean definitely you lock in or whatever but I'm fully female socialized. moreso what I meant is that I time my breathing like a woman on the edge of orgasm, buck my hips, etc, to emulate the conditions men usually orgasm under. I think all chicks do this. I mean idk, have you ever had sex with a woman, or been fucked or anything? I've smoked a cigarette mid blowjob, it's not mindshattering after the thousandth time lol

Do you prefer sucking big dicks or more average sized disks? What's the deepest you've taken one?

They will let you do it as long as you don't dirty talk, they think it's "feisty" or whatever if you squeeze their dick and give them little hints. maybe i'm not very dominant. Are you like going for the back door?

In my experience, men (or trans women) give the best head. I imagine you've blown many a guy's mind. :)

Yeah many men have wanted me to peg them, they are more susceptible to calling me mommy but they always shy away from pegging. I dont dirty talk just tell them what to do so I can get them off

i don't act like i'm being fucked when i give a blowjob that is weird
i once got told i'm bad at it because i don't have a cock lol (i was born with one)
i thought it was really funny but i didn't want to admit it

mmmm interesting question actually. Maybe medium-sized dicks for giving blowjobs, but I definitely prefer above average cock during penetrative sex. Also idk what that last question means, reads like you've never been fucked lol

funnily enough the guy today told me he'd never cum from head. maybe you're onto something

hawt. I think the dude i'm hooking up with wants me to peg him lowk so i've just been acting oblivious to the mentions LMAO

you.. are giving me blowjob advice and in the same breath talking about the vocally negative feedback you receive. they seem to like it lol, you should try. I don't really mean to actually act like you're being fucked, just like it's physically stimulating in some way

i've just been acting oblivious to the mentions LMAO

honestly don’t let him have it too easy lol

oh i dont.. want to peg him. I may confront him at some point

ew then he sounds weird

i'm just not into that I guess, I feel like doing that to a man would smell bad

It’s prolly be awkward tbhq lmaooo

I start to moan when I'm sucking dick. I don't know why. I guess it is kind of weird. Lol.

If u don’t moan how does he know u like it

i was on prep but never raw'd like OP did, how frequent do u raw op ?
i sucksd 25 cocks in a day once

My throat would suffer after that damn girl

im sick rn but i like using sniffies. I wanna try a gangbang of like 10 men :/
sniffies plus ucan use the shout feature. mega based

make post stating u want hubg

get hung daddy to drain car date

i live in wa

that's not weird everyone does that

like, every time. I think i've used a condom like 5 times ever. no bugs though afaik, been lucky i guess. I'm usually only getting fucked by straight dudes since around 16 or so, so desu i think they're probably much cleaner than they were when I was on grindr looking for drugs.

you are so real

I thought the same thing at first when i read that but desu it's probably like the same as 5/6 hours of head with the same guy, which isn't so bad

Impressed and jealous. Lol.

I don't fuck straight men ;-; I wanna start trying creampies but idk so turnt on. I videotape every encounter.
I also got a chaser saving his cum for me, he freezes it its a fetish called gokkun

you're fucking awesome babe. never stop living.

i am going tyo get a burner number, and give it to men, thsn when they drive by my house. We'll meet for a car date. Then i can suck moore dick

Creampies are the best. I like to carry it inside me for the rest of the day. Doesn't always work out though. Lol.

I love fucking men making them fall in love and then leave them ngl

omg ur naughty ;-; i wanna pish it iut and eat it

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This is very smart, you should start charging though.

hard agree, creampies über alles.

in my experience it's usually the other way around lmao. got headkisses today, Not confident i will see him again

the sex work game is dead in seattle... novody wants to screen. i wanna move :/

The Seattle freeze… go to California or Florida! It’s super expensive and cold in Seattle who cares grunge was born there tbhq

i have a one bed one bath here soon for 400 a month.

Come to Cuckifornia queen, you will be clocked by everyone under 25, but it's worth it for the hunky wildfire fighters and cheap outdoor weed

Ok then go to Florida it’s the best

is florida not a tranny hellhole rn?

Idk

Wait that’s nice is it in a bad or good area

New Orleans is nice if ur cool w blacks tho get a gun it can be dangerous

hah! i actually lived in NOLA until i was like 8, saw some guy get merked over crack right in front of my house. I talk to a super old hon from when I lived there occasionally, she seems to like it these days

i wanna make a troon fren where we meet men together :/

Nola is like the Philly of the south lol I wanna move there one day

I would do this with you if you're from norcal and a passoid
you should lmmao

i do not pass, I live in WA

It’s seems fun as hell tbhq I grew up in the Midwest lol

if i'm ever in town i will make a thread. Seattle?

ah le midwest, the germany of america

No more like the Siberia

yes seattle