/gaygen/ Becky with the good hair edition

Qott: tell us about the worst hair cut you've ever had or when you just wasn't feelin it yo

Hiiii

My worst hair is when it was short. I like having long hair. :)

I don't think long hair looks good on men except American Indians and maybe some Asians

long hair looks gross on men in my opinion

I have my moments but overall no. I long for a loving relationship.
What about you Mr Jager?

Sounds tasty!

I'm sorry you're going through a tough time :(

I’m having a hunger dick slide attack Ahh fuck. Oh wow somebody help me! Weee haha somebody please help me!

How old is he creep delete these

i'm a fullbred faggot ;3

I'm aging like shit

get you some NAD+ or whatever the new anti-aging crazy is

craze*

#
Life update:
Im not happy rn because im going through a lot. I was arrested the other day for drunk driving and got a ticket. A gay person I study with has been started drama with me and spreading rumours behind my back. But I’m strong and will get through this

drunk driving is really stupid, you're a bad person

If love is strong why do I feel weak

We all make mistakes. No one’s perfect. Are you perfect ?

How will I know if he really loves me I try to call but I'm too shy

I’m so sexually confused. If only I had a big strong man to help me know my place.

need a racist chuddy nazi husband who will get drunk and high and make me sniff his hairy pits when he gets horny

if you were young I might give you the benefit of the doubt but there's no reason for such behavior at your age

I'm a big strong man

same
need a big strong man to pin me down and make me sniff and lick his hairy pits

its just his eyes that make him hot for me

Why do you have to be forced and nobody asked plus your perverts

I'm getting pokemon soon and then I'll be unstoppable

don't try to understand the mind of a bottom

oh hi jäger

Hello. What's up?

i think its just part of the fun of being with a guy, also many guys are too shy and need some element of force for things to happen

Ew ew ew I can always tell when shiza is posting off trip and I just know his Ill informed opinions and can smell the stank wafting from the lands of the poles

shut up animal killer

Will you obsessed fags be happy if I say I'm American born country boy? I don't know Russian or Polish and come from Irish parents. Be happy now

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dominant and assertive guys are my weakness
i want a man who will turn me into his obedient fleshlight

yes
i am very shy and timid, i don't see myself initiating
i want a strong man to simply let me know when it is time for my daily feeding and breeding session

I was going to make a trip to Chicago at the Puffy Cakes but they don't have flavored cheesecakes like in the pics

when I was there my friend took me to a place called UFO in Chinatown that makes Japanese cheesecakes too
I remember my friend having a matcha one

just looked it up its called UFOUU

Thank you, I will try it

Bro is not Marilyn Monroe

jager the ftm larper

can two bottoms be compatible

I hate mockingbirds

No

I didn't get one but had a bite of his matcha cheesecake and didn't like it, tasted like steamed eggs? i'm not really into anything eggy, I like soft boiled eggs, and that's it, don't like any other kind of egg or egg dish

I'm so shy I think that if a guy hit on me I'd freeze completely. Things would need to go really slowly for me.

I only like soft boiled eggs

I notice some people taste the eggs in the cheesecakes more then others, even the ones I get

What the fuck

Homosexuality has fallen in Greece.

:( why? I like birds

watch out, predators can tell when a guy is shy and will freeze up, in that state many guys blank out and the rape happens, and then they aren't really sure what happened after it's done..because their fight or flight mode didn't work properly.. was it consent or was it not? they froze up and memories went faulty...

it's how that one Asian gay rapist had such an easy time raping men after they were drunk and walking home from bars, he knew how to target straight guys when their shield was down, alcohol inhibits the fight or flight response, freezes activity in the extended amygdala, many sexual predators can just tell their target by seeing how they react from a distance, its creepy, lucky for me I can send when a sexual predator is around and warn my friends

if a guy hit on me, i would blush and melt into a puddle of embarrassment

sense*

If I was a cake, I'd be a lemon cake.

that's hot
i wonder how many predators will target me if i go to a nightclub

I would be a fat jiggly jagercake, I don't know what flavor

There are too many weak men nowadays. It's honestly disgusting sis.

Why does Levii have an issue with me? I never talked with her barely know who she is

society protects too many weak men nowadays.

you gotta watch out for drag queens, they give me such off-putting energy, i believe there's gangs of them who rape straight/bi men, they know the tricks of the trade, how to get money out of men, sometimes they work with the bartender to find out who the wealthiest man at the bars are, etc.

Hell yeah brother. Lemon and carrot are top tier cakes
There’s one outside that’s been yapping all night

i am a weak shy guy and i want a strong guy to rape me

I never had carrot cake that taste good

i'd be an icecream cake

im busy playing polish skyrim sis

had my head shaved for my brother's wedding.
it was one of those things where i could tell he did not want me to go at all. he didn't include me an any of the pre-wedding preparation. i wasn't invited to anything to do with his wedding outside of the day of. it wasn't an ultumatum like come as a boy or don't go at all. it was more like: i don't want you there at all to begin with, but in a nice way to try to skirt accountability. like: hey i'm not going to outright tell you you can't come because that means i have to be the bad guy, but if you want to come you have to humiliate yourself for me. in a nice way.
i looked like the butler. literally the black sheep for as much as he cries he is. they all wore tan suits because he /loved/ obama. he's their golden boy.
he's always hated me. all i ever wanted was to be friends and he'd beat the shit out of me. even today. i'm the bad guy. the only time i get to see him is when someone dies, and he can't even bring the wife with the kids. i stopped trying to get the kids things. not because he told me not to, but because it felt so self-defeating to have to drive them to his mother-in-laws to dogeza for her to give them to them.

why? are you a nazi chud and he heard you call him obungger or something?
that hate seems weird otherwise

come as a boy

what did s/he mean by that

some family members try to hide their lgbt family members in the closet because of how embarassed they are of them.

this is a cismale general. come as a boy implies youre something other than that usually. you need to leave

but shiza

I need a big hairy guy to brap on my crotch

Check for Japanese cheesecakes in your area, they will make you happy

That would be true but unfortunately gays are not actual men

only shiza is allowed cause he’s an old poster

we have posters as old as 40 here living with their parents :/

i like when you tell the truth and people don't believe you because they don't like you so obviously you must be a compulsive liar larping.

And we don’t want him here!

i genuinely need a boyfriend
i cant take it anymore
the entire point of my life atm is to find a significant other
help me out
how do i get one

would have really been that hard to put on a wig and a dress to go to the wedding?
no.
instead he's like: why can't you just be normal.

i need a husband
i want to devote the rest of my life to him

Cassandra teas

I need husband
Who will devote the rest of his life to me

What is a duvet insert
I just have some IKEA duvet and one of their matching duvet cover and pillowcase sets

Alala

i have two. a winter and a summer

I strip off my shirt, revealing my defined chest and toned torso. Picture this: I pin you down on the silk sheets with a wicked grin on my face. Slowly, teasingly, I remove your clothes, tasting every bit of skin I expose. Then I'd bury my face between your legs until you're begging for more. Purrs. I'd make love to you like the world ends tomorrow. Hard, passionate, unrelenting. All. Night. Long. Growls softly. I need you. Crashes lips against yours in a hungry kiss. Gonna take you right here, right now. Tears off your clothes impatiently. Gonna fill you up, make you scream my name. Spins you around, bending you over. Gonna fuck you until you can't walk straight. Spits on fingers, teasing your entrance. Beg for it, baby. Tell me how bad you want my cock.

Ew

kiss <3

yes daddy, breed my hole and fill me up with your daddy milk

You should write a book. You have talent. I can feel it.

I bet you wrote this with one hand sis. This is boomer sexy.

ya never go full hemingway.

The insert is the blanket that goes inside the cover.

I'm looking for a summer blanket that won't make me sweat but is kind of fluffy. But I think flat and cool is going to be the end result :c

RAPE RAPE RAPE
I NEED TO BE RAPED

Silk sheets

Silk worms are cute and deserve better wages and longer breaks!
Also wouldn't

I take away his naked apron if he messed up my eggs and coffee the previous day.

39848310

Lmao I know who this is

i sleep like a hobo bum in my clothes and change only the tshirt for 3 days now, whats a duvet

i picture myself in a domestic relationship with another guy, i am pretty much his housewife
i cook wearing nothing but an apron, i am only allowed to wear a jockstrap when there are no guests and i am not cooking, i do chores, serve him food, he smacks my ass and settles me on his lap, his cock digging into my crack through his pants, then he goes to work, i do more chores, then he comes back and he is clearly frustrated, i hand him his drink, he gets high and fucks me all night even if i get sore and cry
he says how much he loves me and how we will put a ring on me if i keep being a good boy

1950s faggot before the grand bottom eMANcipation
shame upon your thighs

yes, i want to be owned by my man

Being a house bf is nice

how we will put a ring on me

stopped reading after this sis

I prefer rentals sis.

Do you think the domestic servant larpers are sitting in houses with dirty sinks eating freezer food?
Or do you think their houses are all made up and they cook everyday?

she's all that.

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trannies in a hovel

sorry.
he's all that.

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kind of kicking myself for not buying one in japan now

definitely living in heaps of their own excrement

Guy on right i want to look like

fuck off zig tits

thats a portmanteau of zigger and pig

Don't

I think I'd spring a boner and immediately cum if Judge Judy was yelling at me

Men that don't fully drain their bladder and dab the tip make me soft.

troons and public gooners are the bane of the masc

the dried up piss adds a tang that most bottoms find enjoyable #neverdab

Literally makes me want my virginity back so I can die sexless.
The little peepee stains are not cute, I would put your dick away and get my clothes back on.

ziggy stardust lol

Would you force your bottom to take piss?

my ex bf did that, it felt really violating bc he didn't mention it first he just did it
peefags are weird he also made me drink it and get peed on and I still don't really get the appeal
maybe bc it's degrading?

have

i want a top bf who will make me sniff his hairy pits and crotch, lick his nipples and balls, pee and spit on me

daddy

i’m going to have a wife beater that says ex-bisexual on it made to commemorate my victory over satan and his gay minions

I do sis. Both as a reward and as a punishment.

icon

No fun as a reward

need a top to punish me with his pee

In a cnc play i can reconsider

lmfao thinking about you pecking this post out one handed

im sure youre constantly thinking of me dear

Hello

mystery meat hole

Come on over
And do the twist
Over do it
And have a fit
Love you so much
It makes me sick
Come on over
And shoot the shit

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This is literally me but I don't wear polo shirts

stfu jager the hutt

Post pits

liar

yes, actually
my smol cock leaks so much just thinking about a man abusing and degrading me
it makes me blueballed the entire day, but i don't dare cum

:(

dude what the fuck, that "Chad vs the Gay Nazis" shit is a real game?! i thought it was a just an AI generated shitpost

being a premature ejaculator must be nice

I cum too easily from cock inside me

Found a 44yo who's actually handsome on Scruff

Is that the furry dating app?

Would you a furry? I'm not a furry, but I heard they are rich...

just assume that every good/interesting thing from this point on is an ai slop unless proven otherwise

okay so it turns out the game itself is mostly AI generated and plays like a shitty flashgame from early newgrounds

satan’s minions are big mad about my triumph over sin

only the programmer types and they have creepy hobbies like building gundam models and shit

been scared to open scruff for a week even though i was the one who suggested we meet up in person at a concert

have you ever vacationed in canada, gigi?

i visited toronto and it happened to be during some pride parade even though i wasnt there for it specifically it was ok. it was very strange. like a videogame city but in real life. it was hard for me to visualize people actually living there

The chlorine was getting its ass kicked

you can induce prejac by stimulating only your frenulum while jerking off

Sad

would you get pissed on by a pack of those indian men, jager? and dont lie. be honest

how am i supposed to know what a frenulum is

Fuck no

kikes took that from me

why not? you love piss

circumcision doesnt destroy frenulum. otherwise cut cocks would never be able to cum

Dont want

why doesn't Canada help white Americans relocate there?

It just makes sense they have to roll out as many benefits as they can to make someone want to live her who would move to such a frigid land anyway willingly

im going open scruff as soon as i can think up of an explanation to why i ghosted this guy for a week for no reason

you know you can just google this right i don’t understand why you guys love to say completely wrong things so much

Just be honest

"hi i know i suggested we meet up but i'm a bitch so i've been dreading opening this app for a week even though we're going to meet up at the same venue anyway anyway drinks on me"?

need strong handsome white daddy bf to beat me up and pee on me and make me cry for him

why pee

Lol I saw an Americans look like beluga whales

Yes

Daddy's poopies

then you dont know what frenulum is, retard

i am aware the only way out is through but i am still disgruntled at having to face the consequences of my own (in)actions. maybe he didnt care. whatever. ill open scruff

same
i wanna be a good boy to a racist nazi chuddy
i want to become addicted to his loving abuse

marea’s feetsies

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you can google this and prove yourself wrong immediately so i’m not going to bother arguing about it

i want to be fed daddy's warm and thick milk everyday
i want to grow strong just like daddy

Everything about this post

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because it's really hot when a top marks his territory, let's his bottom know who he belongs to
dominant and assertive tops are the best

surely theres other ways to do it other than pee. personally i would give my bottom a little kiss on the forehead. mwah

you are not a real gay if you don't swallow your bf's load
get outta here! SHOOOOOO!

Sissy has so much cunt

Not only that part but you talk like you are his child, gross

the sensual kiss comes after sexual degradation
that's how i want my hubby to be
first he abuses me, then he loves me

your opinion doesn't matter, fake queer

We need Sissy and Cersei back, STAT

Someone that abuse you doesn't love you

No. More like Grindr but less seedy. The guys are generally a bit more mature (25+) and hairier but not always.

I'm shizas grandma and I think you should STOP posting immediately and go milk the cows

post cock

i reopened scruff and he didnt reply and i basically psyopped myself for 10 days for no reason at all lol

gonna have a shave so i can hopefully get my ass filled later :3

Post pubes

what are you shaving?

my butt, pubes and my head :3

i cut my own hair until i was like 20 and it looked insanely bad, i did it for years but never got good so it was always choppy and i had ugly justin bieber bangs

summary for those who don't want to listen

my voice is hoarse because i sucked some mexicans cock

Why shave your ass?

nooo noooo thats not it!!
yayy
is scruff for everyone or just older guys? someone told me the latter
photo evidence... yall is it a tiny bit fucked up if looking at these photos made me think about fucking my teen self

i get sub vibes from delta, anyone else

Has GG ever left in the middle of a date? What happened?

I love the smell of the sun

is scruff for everyone or just older guys?

it's nominally supposed to be the app for bears but it more free features than grindr does so it tends to attract everyone anyway. grindr is for like "i need to fuck right now", scruff is "we can fuck later but chat in the meantime"

sub tops? prejac? u gotta explain these terms for the uneducated here
gm but u cant smell the sun silly... btw why change back from jager

I wonder if sissy is still crossdressing

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I don't know why
Hello giton

some guys like to put their mouth there ...

Can we all acknowledge that goopy lubed up hair feels really weird when you are bottoming.
And if you are going to shave your hole you have to do everything.

im a top i dont know about that sort of thing. but thank you for your service

i'm never gonna shave because it causes ingrown hairs and that hurts like a bitch
if he doesn't wanna put it in that hairy hole, his loss

natural born bottoms are always smooth down there

what the frick whatttt are you using to shave... ingrown hairs maybe but it should not hurt in the slightest

I use a normal bowie knife

lmao

would you date a furfag bottom

How furfag?

furfags are disgusting freaks even more depraved than usual poofs yuck

I have literally never met a furfag of any level from the 'uwu ears and maybe a tailplug sometimes' to the full fursuit that wasnt a bottom.

I RAN OUT OF FUCKING JACKIE AGAIN
FUCK YOU ALL YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES

ok, but that's irrelevant

there's something really hot about cosplay
or wearing a furry mask and outfit when you're having sex
it's easier to lose your inhibitions when your playing a character a
and aren't being judged on your human suit
i'd still want the furfag bottom to be hot as a human
i wouldn't fuck some ugly fat furfag

your

cringe

don't care

furfags are notoriously horny and kinky

hmmm

yeah and so are gays, a match made in heaven
furfags belong in the LGBT community

Chris Chan's furry drag race
may the best fursona win

they belong in jail

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i'm not a slut, i would only let a guy breed me if he's my bf

i want to yell at a gay guy until he cries

nevermind i had some wyborowa stashed in the back
fuck all of you i deserve a bottom bf

based furfags

imo, only femboys and twunks should ever be allowed to wear a suit. if it's a gremlin underneath that defeats the whole purpose of being cute

My hole is on fire

I hate my country so fucking much

cocks

lol

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the only pic of me wearing a suit way back when I was 20 lol I looked like such a fag

who asked

did you blimp out

nobody asked

your dad, he wanted more fap material

no but I did recover from anorexia so kind of
here's my current fatter belly

I asked

wheres the hair

Were you the one with the skeleton hands?

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