Qott, what kind of fish are you?
/chasergen/ Piscine Edition
I am a shark
Monkfish I think.
Lots of fish can change sex so trans gfs itt should probably go do some research about that before replying
Inchresting I didn't know the french word for pool was also an english word for relating to fish
Anyway I'm definitely a male anglerfish
youtube.com
qott
Idk as a trainer maybe a clownfish
ah yes my favorite fish
My favorite fish is Pichu
Being a giant squid would be like being God you are so much smarter and craftier than all the other sea creatures plus you have actual arms instead of just little flippers
Qott: Aboleth.
You people are goofballs
cornballs, even
Especially you
literly me
You're white.
so
Guess everyone's doing friday night things
I desperately nred to goon
Yeah like
Consider rubbing your pennits with a finger and seeing where it goes
im bathing my cat, smells very very bad
I think it would be cool to have a gooner girlfriend
who is this mysterious mexican
Beautiful wig from shein
Show clean cat after
Why? What did he do?
Daily reminder to the gymcels its all about the face
lifting for women
ngmi
I AM BIG SAD WHY DONT I HAVE A GF WITH A BIG DICK THAT WANTS A PET AUTISTIC BPDEMON
Right? The feeling of lifting something you know you couldn't before is so satisfying
Transbiangen is that way
I know but I’m going to keep coping by lifting because why not
Pichu's butthole needs to be explored
Dude you could date several girls here if you wanted to
By me
The Maryland chick has literally begged for his cock
He's gay
For me, it's sex with Ava.
I couldn't justify being gun shy with a tranner when I'm gay. Like wtf
he smelled like litterbox, and he's pretty bad at cleaning himself. plus i think the new downstairs neighbors introduced fleas to the building, and he was acting like he had them. when bathing him some did swim off of him (and die)
strangely, now i am having a severe allergic reaction to him and am having quite a bit of trouble breathing. that's slightly not fun
I enjoy your work, butthole researcher
Slightly tempted to go to a goth bar tomorrow even though I've never been to a bar am not goth because I am very lonely
When your work is your passion every day is a vacation
I hope you have some antihistamines
I was missing the context and I was assuming this was a bf
why do ppl take their bad feelings out on others
i don't like being a human
I could take my good feelings out on you
i took three of them in a panic and breathing is getting harder and harder
i may go to the emergency room soon
These things are dosed for morons, three wouldn't kill you. Just make you sleepy
I'm sending good vibes. I'm extremely allergic to cats and can't breathe around them so I understand how scary it gets. Hopefully you don't have to go to the ER.
I know what you mean, when I see the most apish behavior I go back to my wish to be an incorporeal observer.
thanks, i think im getting better. i was measuring my spo2 with a pulse ox and it dropped down to 86%. with deep breaths i can get it up to 93% though
You should do your makeup in goth style with black lipstick, you'll look very goth and hip
You're going to start breathing and he's going to stop itching. Everything is going to be good.
It was just my dumb way of saying my face isn’t my strongest part. I shouldn’t complain tho it’s been so much worse in the past
I look like Ralph from the Simpsons and I'm dumb, can i get a transformer gf?
Thinking about living in a big enough city to have a goth bar
ye that anon doesn't know pain. the gay bar in my city is a fat themed bar
City life is pretty sick
Except the crime and gangs
This is what ruraloids actually believe
Cities bad.
Qott: I'm a pollock the way turn your mom's bedroom into a Jackson Pollock painting under a blacklight
fragile egos that don't like their self-hatred being directed inward, so they direct it out.
ordering a Dark n' Stormy while Joy Division plays and a projector plays scenes from The Crow on the ceiling
I've lived everywhere. And only in the city did I see broken car windows from subhuman scum checking every bag for a laptop.
Zero encounters with either in my entire life
hunty is so pretty boys
Who is this glitter whore
When she cries I am activated beyond measure
Fake chaser
Yeah she could do bad things to me
let me make u a glitter whore
gaygen is this way
My sister knew her from youth group it's kinda crazy
I did a bad job hiding how interested I was in that information
Same here. Healthy and normal
Did your sister find out you were a chaser or a tranny?
This is some schizo shit
Hmm?
ok like I get that some ppl are pretty when they cry, but why are so many men turned on by crying???
Take a look at those BREASTS
Rape
She's just making a hot face while crying in that picture. Usually crying makes women look more vulnerable or like they need protection which isn't really attractive in a sexual way
Probably has to do with protector fantasy and broken-bird chasing, I could fix her etc
Has always been that way
Actually I lied it's sexual I'm bricked up lmao
Why do women train themselves to be able to cry on command? Because men react to it instinctively on some level.
i spent my evening making my parents dinner and doing chores for them
finally done and now my dad wants to spend a couple hours supervising me while i apply to jobs
i tried to get out of it by saying i was going to talk to my twin on discord
instead my mom said she wanted to talk to him (he's been ignoring her calls)
so now they want me to let my mom talk to my twin on discord on my fucking pc while i apply to jobs with my dad watching over my shoulder
what the fuck
get a job you useless transbian neet hon
Monkey behavior is annoying
Remember all the degen simps?
A perpetually sad looking girl is a very powerful thing
when i cut myself tonight I'll think of you
want me to carve your post number in too
I'll do it
when agp are broke and living at home they become hsts lol
get a tech bf, 30 from la and sponge
degen's astetic ruled this board for so long
Don't post here about cutting go to mtfg for that aint no man wanna hear about that shit
Cut my name into your body
Please dont do that marie that would make me sad you are really nice to me and deserve to be happy
Girls practice their helpless victim role from childhood if you observe their behavior. It's theorized girls do that high pitched shrieking sound when they're playing, around the ages of 5-10, to practice sounding like they're in distress. They especially do this when boys are chasing them.
I hate cissoid feems.
so hey. its pichu. i am asking you, as a personal request, please do not cut yourself. can you do that as a favor for me please?
why do men find that hot??!!
yeah ig that makes sense, are most men like that tho?
yeah but only if ur pretty, ppl just feel disgusted when someone ugly cries ;~;
that's the part I don't understand
don't respond to obvious cries for attention
Ya me too. I hated playing in the backyard at my babysitters listening to those shrieking wails
no actually im gonna respond and im gonna ask my friend to not cut herself
You're a good person.
Don't ask why. It's like asking 'why do men find boobs attractive'? Dissecting sexuality in an analytical way ruins it
Hi clown
that's the part I don't understand
I don't get it either. It's kind of gross if I think about it. Still hot though.
me if you even care
Rebecca Ferguson looks like a really sexy bird
idk this character
i'm nichols
yeah ik ignore me like I'm just curious, it's just kinda scary finding out about guys sexuality sometimes tho, u probably feel the same about women and trannies ig
she's doing it for attention and you replying isn't going to do anything except give her that attention
nobody announces they're about to self harm unless they want someone to try and "save" them
The same guy can be an animal in bed, but also loving and comforting to you in another context. Stop being sceered pichu
Juliette Nichols looks like a sexy bird, except she has bad social skills, gets frustrated angrily, and has an overtuned sense of right and wrong, which makes her sexier
that's clown, not me
no ;~;
yeah ig there's weird stuff I find hot too :/
Im very excited for season 2.
Yes self harm is often for attention but as a side objective not the source of it
Yes you should still try to help
Yall need to stop giving all this power willingly and constantly to the instigators btw, must be buzzing in their diapers right now
i'm all of those things, need to go to mechanical
it's already out
Id rather give her attention so she knows she is cared for and to stop her from cutting herself bc i really regret cutting myself too
oh ty, but also stop being sceered pichu. ur a cute
yeah it's ok if men are scary sometimes >~<
I think every single person who has done it regrets it
As long as they also have a caring side and give you aftercare
Women love my autistic empty stare
yea obvs
me if you even care
*stares at this post with empty autistic eyes*
You don't have autism or empty eyes.
Okay.
I wish anyone wanted to control me and tell me what to do. I want to submit so badly but im not hot enough for anyone to want me its over
Get me a beer babe
real anon ;~;
Also i posted on tiktok this will surely be how i become internet famous
I care, shrimpcat
Hi Jade
Oh ok ill check it out. i have not been keeping up
Qott2: do trannies shave their bussy?
Part of it is the display of strong emotions, there's something about women crying that arouses such a visceral feeling, and another part of it is like cuteness aggression
There's some real chaser x tranner hopefuel on the board right now
I c a butt
Yeah it's a bit lewd
posting a video of your trans gf moaning and sucking your fingers and getting her tits slapped to youtube is insane work
youtu.be
qott
Idk I can't pick. Someone pick for me
eel.
LOL yes it is but it's also kinda like the greentexts on this board come to life
Red lipped batfish
wish I could arouse feeling like that instead of disgust and annoyance ;~;
God i wish that was me i wanna be slut for the internet so badly i wish more people thought i was hot enough they think other people should see me too i hate being ugly so much
bluefish
But you do
i wish more people thought i was hot enough they think other people should see me too i hate being ugly so much
real tho
Eels are cool, I'm happy with this <3
Oh.. Like the name is cool... But that's a funky lookin dude
Le ms paint chaser and his ms paint tranner gf
I bet you're both more attractive than her and could take a video like that
no
I don't tho, ppl are cold to me, I've never even been comforted when I cry cus I'm too ugly, probably why I'm so good at silently crying desu :c
bad news for any tranner who thinks she can act pitiful online and post cute little faces without activating my chaser instincts
Its not fair if i was hotter people no one would care if i wanted to be a slut they would encourage it instead of making fun of me and trying to convince me im ugly
But you're pretty
what is the most depressed fish in the ocean?
Okay maybe it is me loll
we would go to war for you crying
some of you are pathetic
Same
You most of all
weak, try again
I really hope krissu is okie
t. your dad when you were born
well yeah
sorry for having a critical weakness (cat dander) and not being perfect ok sorry ok...
no
lel, just let me plug a good song, will you?
ppl are cold to me, I've never even been comforted when I cry
I think that's more a Bri ish thing than anything. For what it's worth, I'd at least try knowing full well you'd sooner stab me than let me
I couldn't unless I got ffs first
deer do have cute lil faces
yeah ik, also hii jade
I'm not
for me crying? no, the most I get is cold indifference or disgust, men aren't moved like that by anything I do :/
ik I'll stop posting soon sry anon
cool
it's not, it's an ugly thing
Marie drop kicking her dad out of her room. Like who looks for jobs on fri night with their father?
fat stupid evil fish rotting from the inside
If your face is a quarter as pretty as your hair you're cute
*beautiful always and forever
it will never work.
it's not, and my hair is damaged and ugly too
shut up u don't even know what I look like
i do
Hiii one day we will be good enough surely we are suffering for our eventual success
You're so pretty clown.
what no u don't
I think ygmi but there's such a big gap between us :c
u can't say that if u never seen me
How pretty your hair is sticks out in all the photos I've seen of you, and your soft pale skin and petite frame, you're already plenty cute without really having seen your face
so you're not clown, who covers up her face in all her pictures and has dyed blonde hair? that's totally not you right?
U ignore mine
Me and who?
slap your seat cushions and couch to get the fart dust out
You do
I want that to be me and a tall girl
are you left or right
?
Right
where the FUCK are the cute twinkhons who want to marry a completely unwashed man?
Where did you get these pictures of my wife
nvm i have autism de lad
got it, you and Big Soph
11 min prog metal
youtube.com
Immediately thought of picrel
who’s your wife
They have a porn channel and she loves sucking dick. He won.
What is this, zoomer Haken?
This is why I want a 6'5 or tall tranner gf
They're all millennials
I'm going to make a fatman dinner to end all fatman dinners
sry for making ppl worry :/
look at my camo hoodie isnt it neat
Marie u should wear a dress it would look rly cute on you
ya looks dope and fresh
idk how to wear dresses
maxi makes me feel frumpy
midi makes me feel agp
shorter than that looks bad
Want to go hunting?
look at this nasty hon lol
sure, u bring the gun I'll bring the target
I feel like what you think might be agp is just normal stuff for women. Idk i think u in a sun or sweater dress would be nice and fit your aesthetic.
You've come such a long way
anyone who sees me in a dress will just be thinking about the dirty nasty cock and balls swinging around under that thing
makes me want to throw up
yep true
Why do people always bully Marie in particular? She's very sweet and nice. Is it jealous transbians?
eh not rly
maybe gay pedos would be a bit more inclined to fuck me now but even then they'd shrivel up when they heard i was 25
She has an ex that stalks her on this website
this is not the jam
I tried looking at the early transition pictures and i scared myself into keeping those hidden for even longer. I might just delete the really bad ones honestly
hey marie can you carve my name on you stomach? oinky pink piggy transbian
giwtwm
Lock them away forever. That's not who you are.
shes an annoying transbian that would shit up the entire board with hourly bdd threads and transbian drama threads about her ex wren
I want to go eat jam now
idk, you sound more dramatic right now
lol I've made a lot of shitty threads but never any about that person
as soon as our relationship ended (before that, even) i was ready to move on
now if they'd stop posting for good i wouldn't even have to think about them at all anymore
I think most would think omg hey that girl looks so cute in that dress not anything like that. Idk even if you dont wear them out too much you should try it. I think if you find something that fits good it would boost your confidence a lot. I know the black dresses i got really made me feel pretty
marie would look really good with the name joey balzac carved into her like a hween pumpkin :3
I'm the fish that futa flayn sticks her big dick in
ya maybe ur right, i do like black dresses
i bought one once but it's too short
Wah beautiful girls that probably have bfs pretending they're ugly and alone again . that's NEW
Getting carved up like a pumpkin sounds pretty nice ngl.
did someone say clown
oops wrong person
u look like u gonna kill me
It was still kind of funny
i will make u watch star trek with me until u die
she is, anon, or have you not asked yourself why the light in your bathroom is still on?
please stop posting this, it’s fucking awful
shut up bitch, that is art and it's beautiful.
youtu.be
hon anthem
yeahhh okkkk
kill me pls, I can't watch star track im gay
EEEEK
giwtwm
you will be a gay autist by the time I'm done with you, assuming you survive the assimilation
A guy cutting me slowly while he pushes into me oh my lord id melt
I think tiktok is gonna be my new grift the one i made seems to be doing well
killing myself before any of this happens, sry i can't into anything nerdish in nature thanx tho babe
I didn't expect to get so excited by this post.
waow
you should post the unfiltered version of these tho
no you don't, your jawline is feminine as all fuck and there's no browbone to be seen. I'm sure the filter makes your chin less pointy or even a bit more narrow than that, but what I see in this image is not masculine
waiting for the culture to realize star wars is overrated and make star trek the new cool nerd ip
one day, you too will be wearing starfleet badges and talking about whether romulans or Klingons are better
mark my words
Your hair is so good
one of my friends ive found out is newly on the RFK fluoride/pineal gland calcification wave
i remember getting in arguement with a friend often about this. and that was yeaarrsss ago.
You don't want disney to retcon everything you love and trash it, you really really don't.
One day I hope you post unfiltered so there's irrefutable proof you're pretty
Which Star Trek is your favorite? Mine is DS9.
but which one? there's 50 star treks from the boomer one of the 1960s to whichever the new one is.
i would cum buckets if marie mommy cut her self for me
no
rly wish I could show u just to prove ur wrong omg u have no idea x_x
it's not trust me it just looks ok in that pic ig
fuck Disney idgaf
capitalism takes everything good and enshittifies it to pander to the lowest common denominator and sell more plastic crap, just the way it goes
i don't even bother paying attention to media that isn't worth my time
rly wish I could show u just to prove ur wrong omg u have no idea x_x
do it pussy
I think he's right about everything. Schizoids have a unique ability to see things we can't see, and understand things we can't understand.
It's already out there, she is pretty
You always look good
I did, but no I'll only post unfiltered if I get FFS and it works, I'm poor but this gives me some hope ig instagram.com
Anyway none of this has anything to do with chasing or being chased, it's you yerking your girl boner over ppl telling you you look pretty. Fuck off.
no.
i fw RFK but like this friend is kind of normie. he's kind of a gym/nutritioncel all about biohacking. like the chat reminded me of guys who sun their anus or balls and i asked if he did that and he said yea lol
i think he's also on the semen retention wave. the funny thing is i remember this stuff being fresh and interesting in like 2018 and now it's getting a resurgence
ds9 is p decent
my fav is def TNG
TOS is quite good too tho
might be a controversial opinion but i quite enjoy voyager, maybe cuz i used to watch it with my dad when i was little.. was the only time i wasn't scared of him
also even hotter take: i quite liked enterprise, at least for the first 2 seasons
all the temporal cold war stuff sucked and so did the xindi arc but for two seasons it was near-future scifi perfection
at least that's what 14 yo me thought, i haven't seen it in 10+ years at this point ig
if I just wanted attention i wouldn't do this, u fuck off
all of them
why do people hate someone who threatens self harm to extract pity and attention
gee i wonder. you guys have no sense of discernment for psychotic women
like the chat reminded me of guys who sun their anus or balls and i asked if he did that and he said yea lol
lmao have you ever been naked in the sun tho, it does feel good. Not the anus tanning part, I've never done that, but being in nature how we were created or morphed into being, what have you. Try it sometime.
You're literally the only girl here posting fake flattering pics because you know guys will sympathize and compliment you. Every other girl itt like marie or mouse posted honest pics. Plus you call ppl faggot like that other retards bagel if they like you. Go away.
this, fuck off
i live in an apartment lol id cop a fine if i tried it. sunlight is good, but i feel like we've covered our nether regions everywhere in the world. so like, being topless should be enough.
he was also talking about like being barefoot in the environment, which i dont mind. it's just kind of impractical living in the city
also btw im a detransitioner, and he said that if i wanted any tips or advice to get my endocrine system going again, i only have to ask lol. dudes rock
maybe I post with pics like that cus everything I said is true??? did u consider that? more people hate me in this gen than hugbox me like wdym, also where did I call anyone faggot? tf
He wants to fuck you
fr, clownhon is annoying as fuck
you are a biphobic hon despite being a transbian yourself
i doubt it. id fuck all my guy friends if they'd let me. they're both pretty straight i reckon. like the conversation turned to masturbation and i burst out into laughter
Being barefoot on sand is so nice, we forget how we're not supposed to wear shoes everywhere it's not comfortable. Yeah I know who this is, you're always welcome here, you're one of the best posters we've had. I have to go so this post is a little rushed. Take care :)
like the conversation turned to masturbation
He wants to fuck you
hon yeah, transbian? no lol
Goodnight cool ppl, love you
Get real clown, ur only here for the flattery
I'm really not tho and posted itt before that
good night fren
no that's just crass boy talk man. i wish it were true because ive fawned over him before but it's not that kinda deal
ok double standard hon
aw i dont know about that. i could be better. but thank you, be well yourself!
Women deserve to be flattered, my tiktok is at 2k views i fear my internet attention addiction is about to get worse
Was it of anything special?
We're talkin about Clown being cute? Yeah
double standard? is this the retarded gincel thing where u compare trannies to bi men bottoming? lol, lmao even
tik tok micro e-celebs are the most insufferable individuals on god's green earth
I love not wearing shoes. I do it as often as I can now I've got the foot scars to match
when at the bottle shop last night, the owner had his stout little french bulldog running amok, and it really reminded me of a hairy nose wombat with its frenetic energy
like it was knockinga round empty boxes and jumping around
youtube.com
Serendipity. Just thought of you
bloody strewth cobber, fancy a yarn abbadyaday?
Hell yeah, ladies first though?
ladies first though?
im no lady man. im a bloke!!!!! i've just been chilling after sleeping in and having a big hangover breakfast. it's too hot to do much of anythinv
Lmao Ableman posting
im no lady man. im a bloke!!!!!
C'mon now, check out a reflection sometime.
I've been working on the developing the hangover side of things, you know how timezones are.
Just been a day of too much shopping for Thanksgiving and just finished up some drinking and games with friends.
it's too hot to do much of anythinv
I keep forgetting about the whole axial tilt thing. It's already that hot? It's getting chilly here, but only barely hitting freezing.
my dad is watching a deep voice stoicism video about what men should never do in their relationships with women
Is he not married?
he is
somehow
i swear to god if this is the start of him going on another pos arc I'm going to kill him and then myself
cry laughing stoically in a post-ironic way
captcha: 4ks3x lol
You'd think he'd have figured out how to act around women by now
It's very fembrained to find meaning in the captcha. It's like finding meaning in the stars.
C'mon now, check out a reflection sometime.
no but im being earnest. this isn't some pichu social detransition thing. i havent been on hormone therapy for about a month now. i can imagine your family will have a huge thanksgiving, you must be looking forward to the feast?
oh and yeah it's gotten as high as 37 degrees celsius, today. im thankful it hasn't gone into the 40s. perfect for youtube.com
silly me i forgot my ssri today
and im out of the other one, stupid doctors always forgetting to refill it
maybe that's why I've been so volatile
thanks for reminding me to take mine at least <3
<3
Night everyone
Oh, I hadn't realized you had gone to those lengths just yet, I'm sorry to hear it.
It'll be almost all of my immediate family, yeah. Should be fun, lots of good food this year too I think. Mac and cheese, lasagna, turkey, bunch of random stuff really.
Sorry though, I'm a little shocked honestly to hear this from you, I knew things were not good, I just didn't understand I guess.
Good song, I've been wearing a hoodie all day indoors lol.
gn dude
gn duderino
Goodnight, sweet dreams.
Night. Sleep well.
god damnit i hate when girls talk about detransitioning
if u don't want more gross facial hair and greasy skin and rugged bones then what the fuck are you doing to yourself
or maybe you're ok with that stuff, but if you're not then for the love of god don't just fucking kill yourself in slow motion
Sorry though, I'm a little shocked honestly to hear this from you, I knew things were not good, I just didn't understand I guess.
things are fine, they're better than normal. there's no despair to be had. im still myself
i don't really care either way, it's what my body wants for me. people think im doing it from social pressure, rather than just internal desire
ok.. if it's what u want i won't begrudge u for it, i just hope ur serious
I hate every one of you demons fuck this hellsite omfg
Hope you understand if I'm holding on to some skepticism here, most people don't really detransition for any positive reasons, but I'll take your word for it. You don't have to justify yourself to me anyway.
im still myself
Was always the best part anyway. Just reeling a bit still lol.
How do you people always know who each other is?
Paying attention.
I'm new here, how do I find a trans gf? Currently in college if that helps.
Go to the comp sci department.
You need to be more specific I'm already there.
should we tell her?
I don't hate you
Oh no... you're the tranny
I may have some moobs but I'm not a tranny.
Please stop gatekeeping.
Easy, just ignore all the times we're super wrong.
the only oceanian tranner I know of is Ava, and she can't be detransing, right?
im a very serious man
ive a lot of ambivalence and disinterest in the trans path. i dont see myself coming back to it. it just made me a worse version of myself
oceanian
lol. there aren't any kiwis or indos here are there??
good mornign
qott
i like the striped bass hes cute
Put the programmer socks on
Can you read? I just said I'm not a tranny.
there's one poor sod from new zealand in frengen so who knows lol </3
Idk this has really got me fucked up for some reason. You have been a wonderful and beautiful woman and I guess that's where my mind still is.
Sorry though, maybe that's unfair to you. I can't imagine you are doing this lightly or something.
If I put the socks on could I get into gamedev?
that is the first step
thinking maybe I'll try doing a game jam or smth
that might be a fun way to find a coding project
gm eui
youtube.com
zion don abandoning europe and sucking off israel
how is it that i go to bed at 11 pm, wake up at 11 am, do nothing all day and by 11 pm im ready to knock the fuck out
maybe it's the lack of ssri's but.. kinda annoying
Goodnight
Ava just got SRS she definitely isn't detransing
Goodnight, sweet dreams.
depresso is a bitch, I hope you can get that resolved soon pal. before I started my meds I was the same and had lifelong insomnia, now I knock out within 20 minutes even with my shitty sleep hygiene and wake up without an alarm 7-8 hrs later. It's fucking gr8
yeah which is why I was confused at the 'pay attention' comment. I only know of 1 aussie here, so even after paying attention, I still don't know who's detransing lol
You aren't paying attention.
Hello?
NOO u can't just do your own thing, you've got to take estrogen and call yourself a woman so I don't feel gay sucking your cock!!!
do chasoids really?
kek
put the socks on
Step 1 complete.
What socks?
krilling myself
There's at least 6. Read every post, care about what everyone has to say. Don't forget conversations immediately after you have them, remember what people choose to tell you. Eventually you learn enough that it's harder to not notice who's who.
dubs of truth
It's like that episode of South Park where they all say Marklar.
also, it's bigguymandude lifetime member of chasergen, and cock connoisseur. You better know how to spot an anonymous poster based on a 3 word post, or you're out of luck chump
trips of truth
lol
I love you Rav
I love you too anon <3
Euro hours hit hard.
saturday euro hours too so ppl aren't awake yet, or if they are, they probably have better things to do than shitpost
Far from hard, emotionally scarred
On Pico Boulevard I was
Regarded as a retard