/gaygen/ illegal sausage edition

All the Tiktok gworls were gassing Dhgate for good quality fakes/the real thing direct from source.

Do you want ppl to know your a Tumi girl or not? Also here's these Target shoes but we've stamped Lululemon on them and raised the price by 5000% you pay now

i want a dick that can spin like a drill bit but so fast that it becomes ensheathed by a gamma ray emitting plasma

Hi, good morning!

I smoked weed while it was still illegal <.<

What do you guys think about vegetarian? Im getting tired of meat again.

lol I forgot about that, I should look up stuff there.

I've been vegan for 5 years in november :3
I only break vegan to feed my cat
What are you wanting to know?

I eat a mostly vegetarian diet for health.

sometimes when i cum its feels like blowing one of those really stringy boogers that feels like its anchored to the base of your brain out of my dick

Every other gay guy, bi guy, woman is better than me
They would never date nor fuck me
Can someone explain the why to me

Sometimes I feel the same. Maybe you just have low confidence?

Please tell me dishes you regularly eat, especially for protein

I could never get tired of meat. Simply find a new way to eat it. I'm in a Spanish/Chinese phase rn then probably something that relies less on peppers. Maybe English. Would be fun to get really into gravies

i had sex with a black guy

Depends on the bag, but that one definitely isn't worth it. I spy lots of plastic and nothing stands out about the sewing.

Yes
God. She needs help.
I can't do it. Or wouldn't want to.
You're a vain, narcissistic crybaby with possible violent mood swings

I can't eat vegetables because I'm a top

Milk, cheese, eggs, beans, and peanut butter

I want to spaff on your tumi girl

Im dating this hot daddy but his name gives me the ick . Like how can I date a guy called Greg? Yikes . Maybe I should just agree with him that his name is something else now like Michael or Ryan

Greg

Omg sicko

I'm vegetarian plus some fish, I would be vegan if I didn't have a history of anorexia

Its a texture problem for me not taste or recipe

I want to eat a whole chicken

Oh yes I love fish!

Rodney? Share what you're making lately. I'm trying to branch out and find new dishes myself. I'd be curious to see what you're making

Rodney is still here?

Seafood is the only meats I like, sometimes soft boiled eggs
I like slow cooked pulled pork but is fatty
I have high cholesterol because it genetic so I can't eat so much fat or cholesterol

Do you like shellfish? :)

Idk. I'd imagine that might be.

Seafood is gross. Makes me gag. Eggs smell like like farts.

surprisingly well
got scammed on fruit again...

Did anyone here watch Overcompensating on Amazon Prime Video?

I miss him :<

Boiled eggs smell weird haha

Are those nectarines?

I like crab and lobster is OK
I don't like clams and similar

no apricots...

I have to doctor eggs with other flavors to be able to eat them. I made a homemade salsa on Sunday with tomatoes, Serrano, jalapeno, garlic, onion, and sal that I'm using to make my scrambled eggs not be so bland with notes of fart in them.

rapericots

Nah I'm the fat guy in new england. Make a lot of pizzas and entertain sometimes. Posted pics in the past. Rn I'm cooking a rack of ribs for dinner and a some Asado de Puerco (basically mexican chili) for a work chili contest this weekend

Oh those are good! What about shrimp?
I don't like canned clams but I do like fresh ones.

Ohh hehe
How did you get scammed?

Oh that sounds delicious! Home made salsa is the best.

i considered shoving them in yo ass

But that's the best part. Texture radically changes with preparation style. That might even be a more interesting rabbit hole to go down. How to make meat feel different rather than taste different

I remember you. You have a very nice house and put on very fancy dinner parties.

Rn I'm cooking a rack of ribs for dinner and a some Asado de Puerco (basically mexican chili) for a work chili contest this weekend

Yum yum, i make asado de puerco every so often, it's delicious. I'm getting so hungry now!

No, did you take a look

How did you get scammed?

they look nice and taste like fucking shit

fresh cooked warm eggs dont stink interestingly, the smell comes from the eggwhite, is it sulphur ?

Take a look at what? :)

Aww I'm sorry. :(
That happened to me recently with some nectarines.

How unattractive I am, the Anon Babble thread

Mine is still lacking a third dimension. I've tries tripling the ancho peppers but the spice gets cooked out and can't compete with the smokiness. Idk. I don't think I'll win but there's an honorary category for most unique and I doubt these people have even heard if half the peppers I'm using so there's that

You have a very nice house and put on very fancy dinner parties.

Thank you! Summer is more of a time for cookouts so I probably won't have another dinner for a while. Just bring sides or meats to a friends place and grill

I love shrimp, it's the seafood is eat most
You should try giant tiger shrimp
I like ground beef much more when I make it because I'm the only one who doesn't drain it, it cooks until brown and crispy

20c retard!

. I don't think

not with that attitude
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXaPE6gklI&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

Oh, sorry, I haven't. Did you post a picture of yourself?

Omg me too! I think I had some of those from a Chinese restaurant once.

only black people eat giant tiger shrimp proving once again that russians = ziggers

Are you fucking retarded? Of course I did
I really want to stab you to death now
Are you fucking mocking me?

that why u drink water and cum twice a day
hate gooey 2 day old jizz

Go fuck yourself

Yeah driving when I probably shouldn't have a while ago. It's probably the rule rather than the exception on Friday and Saturday nights in my area.

Meh I got a pretty good sense for these things. Came second earlier this year with the same product but a different recipe. This one is def better but doesn't move in the direction I want. This year I'm cooking it for 12 hrs 2 days beforehand. Then letting it cool, skimming the fat, and reheating that morning. Hopefully makes the flavor more homogenous

I'm sorry!! I didn't know. Do you want to post a link to it? And nooo I would never.

I have a private uniform, a personal symbol
Like the camicie nere all black, patches, and other violent imagery and elements

I am mad at people
The way you write really bothers me
Human

Legumes and tofu. I make a lot of stir fries so I just toss in Tofu, maybe chick peas. I also snack on peanuts and peanut butter a lot.
Fortified plant milk is good for some of the vitamins that can be a bit harder to source, but other than that just eat your leafy greens and a good variety of veggies.

I didnt ask about any of this.

Does nt tofu raise estrogen, I don't need more manboobs

I did.

I honestly dream of living in New England and having cookouts with the neighbors, and being allowed to be white lol. Massachusetts or Maine look so cozy in summer. I'm sure you're pork roast is delicious, you worry too much!

this guy was turned into hamburger meat by a cluster shell while being raped by his squad leader in a ukrainian forest

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to (〒﹏〒)

hwhy...

Wow that's very edgy gj

You're all on some other shit. I think I will just lunch and nap.

I'm napping too. Let's hold each other

How is that insulting?
Nah. It's not going to affect you unless you already have testosterone problems.

I want a cuddle bf. Someone cute to lay their head on my chest and bond with

deliver better presentation

*cronch*

Me too, but I want to lay my head on their chest.

I borrowed a coworkers black crockpot and I'm gonna gussy it up with a papertowel beforehand too. I remember your feedback last time.

youtu.be/HkwCtYVv3QQ

Is thorny just a debaser alt? Debaser is a closet degenerate perv and thornys a pseudo that imagines he has thoughts. I always assumed it was some Jekyll / Hyde routine.

i think he’s from the butthurt belt and his family fled to germany because their country sucked too much

It's not bad. Most people out here aren't redpilled like you seem to think tho. They've never had to deal with culture clash cuz it's so idealic. Kinda a catch22. Now me, I grew up in Milwaukee and went to college in Minneapolis. Race riots seem to follow me wherever I go. Most black people like me tho. You just gotta be confident in who you are and what you think. Thug culture preys on weakness and indecision

Um for a well thought out bag with modular capabilities, good construction, and a recognizable brand $400 is actually a really good price, BUUUUT...

They don't mention the materials used other than leather, so no telling if it's some crazy water repelling tear proof fabric liner or shitty nylon.

I've never heard of TUMI, and they don't have much branding to highlight their craftsmanship, heritage, longevity or anything like that.

They don't even show inside the bag in their product images, which is a red flag for me.

I also really don't like plastic sliders and buckles on a $400 bag, either, it looks like an, admittedly cute, temu bag...

I always try to win g

i’m on to you andrejs

Any other proud Irish here?

This video is over a year old
She’s much skinnier now

I'm American hehe
Are you from Ireland?

I win an award at work. My boss (who I was chummy with before he became my boss) goes out to lunch with some coworkers (whom I am also friends with) and spends the whole time bragging about how his team won this award. You know who didn't get invited to this lunch, me. The guy who actually won the award. He even pinned the email from HR informing him his team had won to the outside of his office door, but not the actual article or announcement specially naming that I was the one who got it...

Ass!

Uncircumcised

Thick

I want you in my mouth so bad

:o
Lewd!

Ass!!!

thats not thick lol
there are a like 30 min between you and sucking dick on grindr right now

Is it real? Wtf

Guy on left looks hot
Something like that

I hope you're having a good Thursday!

Oh neat! I would like to visit there someday.

its my birthday can you stop posting until tomorrow for me

I'm eating raspberry cheesecake.

Can I have pizza once a week pleeeaaaseee?

i’m going to eat a calzone soon

yes

how the FUCK do i find a gamer boyfriend for a LDR that will evolve into us getting married and living happily forever after?

You need other interests and have to aggressively filter out the riffraff. It has taken me months just to get a good lead and plan an IRL date. Endless hours of discord flirting and dead convos before you get a winner.

i dont use discord

Happy birthday Anon!

Hello bitches

Yum! ^-^

Yes, of course!

is your hole brown

Hiii
How are you?

I want medium rare cookies too
But pizza so bad

I've had no fiber today but a lot of spices-laden, fatty pork... it's gonna be a rough one

good luck, luv. im rooting for you

How is your diet going? :)

I'm not a stranger to grindr sis, but I live in the USA where uncut, white, and aesthetic are not the norm, you can normally get 2/3 at best.

You wanted a gamer, I meet nothing but gamers with a penchant for dick and I'm not even in gamer servers.

debaser is an uncut midwestern cornfed whiteboi, sis

Are you getting the gta 7 and the switch 4

You don’t ask a lady this kind of question
I’m good

What are yall listening to

Silence. I like to raw dog existence.

xanthie is a filipina. whaddaya think? ;)

Im European

Good but my cravings keeps me awake

I'm happy you're good!

ive never liked gta games but will play gta vi cause of jason duvall. dont care for nintendo slop

Just remember nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

The voices in my head telling me im broccoli and stop being a cannibal

youtu.be/2qDDyEJnhxQ

and marina is a chad

Maybe it's just a phase? But I'm glad you're getting closer to your goals!

You should. My happiness is the most important.

she wolf by shakira

Love that song!

Nyet. I've lost a decent amount of wait since I started but I still think being skinny and eating what I want are equality in happiness
Thank you Marina
I don't think it's a phase. I have tried keto and vegetarian too for long time periods. And strict. But cravings never ceased

ubvff

omma hongbimv ivf nummomma blmpv umhm hmm mm

I think i am in a hurry to lose weight. My app says I will meet my goal by the end of October this year. But I can, if I want, incorporated my favorite unhealthy foods more often and still lose weight, but slowly. Currently I lose 2+lbs a week usually

If you're active enough you can literally eat whatever you want. Michael Phelps used to consume 10,000 cals a day, including pasta and pizza when he was training. So learn how to swim and swim every day. It's the best exercise and swimmers have the best bodies.

eww don't EVER reply to me again, rotten duck egg fetus eater

I am not going near water

You will when i force you to. I'm going to put floaties on you and teach you how to swim.

I will cry probably not joking

Haha yesss
Chad body ^-^

litter.catbox.moe/btypfa.jpg

I am!

You're welcome! Have you tried substituting those cravings for something else? I heard some people do that.

Forced GAY at the swimming hole will be my next amazon erotic novel.

Ah that's so cute timmy. But I'll hold your hand and not let you drown. I almost drowned when i was 5 and my brother pushed me into my grandparents pool, and i couldn't swim. But my dad was having coffee in the kitchen, saw what happened and ran out, jumped in the pool and saved me. I went on to become a really good swimmer, and swim in oceans, rivers, lakes. I wouldn't let anything bad happen to you.

Yeah alternatives of my cravings don't work so far
People have tried to tesch me
Good your dad saved you

Nativeanon here
Marina youre hot...sorry for being rude before...

Cock?

Dont tell me what to do, anon

youtu.be/gRX3Gm-YPRY

have you checked out pittokk yet?

Its true if I drink peroxide i will puke?

You're coming with me to the pool timmy

Yeah, I was luck enough to find one once, they exist, but you can throw a rock and hit an aesthetic cut cock.

I won't do it

Imagine that you can make faster gains, you can be in good shape by August instead of october. All you have to do is to swim for 30 minutes a day. I'm telling you it's the best exercise.

What if I swim next to you and I hold your hand? And you wear floaties

I will play in the shallow end for 30+ mins not the deep part

Lol ok, let's go!

i need to get to the fucking river/lake ASAP. i was swimming in the gym for awhile this winterbut the closest one with a pool is too far away

No you will drag me to deep end

Oh I'm sorry about that. I hope you find a way of managing it that works for you.

Haha thanks! And that's okay!

Cock?

Nooo, but here's some jeans :)

litter.catbox.moe/2r79p4.jpg

I know a lot of local rivers that are not too far away where the water is pretty clean and there's nice shallow parts too if someone doesn't want to swim in deep water.
Lol no i wouldn't. I'm actually really patient in these types a situations where I can help someone or teach someone something. I wouldn't do that timmy

I hope there's character relationship options and stuff
Imma make him gay af

Dammit tom

My biggest skinny tip is changing chips and salty snacks for those little baby dill pickles.
They're salty and crunchy without oil and nearly calorie free.

Nativeanon here
Ok but why am i so sub5...
Cute still

lol ur boss is a narcissist

Oh I love those

Thank you (◜‿◝)