Did you know seals have blubber - a thick layer of fat beneath the skin - that helps with insulation, flotation, and reserve fuel?
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/gaygen/ - Seal edition
I fucking hate seals.
I hope they all get their livers ripped out by orcas.
That's good! I'm okay too. I helped my mom take her dog to the vet and we got coffee. :)
did you know its been 61 days since you were asked to produce one timestamped pic?
Is the dog OK?
Yes, he's okay! It's just a health check for his insurance.
i like seals but seeing them get bodied by orcas never gets old
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They're so cute :3 I get a lot of seal reels
Yes!
Blowjobs
Things are very good and it feels suspicious
I'm happy that you're doing well, Jager!
That feeling when you finally drink water after you've been busy all day and kind of forgot to drink any.
Omg yeah, and then it's so refreshing
that feeling when you stretch your shoulders out after sitting at a computer all day
Dated two times with this cuban immigrant, a pretty handsome twink, but we didn't quite click so I stopped messaging and it fell flat like that. Now two or three months later he asks me if he can come to my house to watch a movie.
Is he gonna robb me? He suddenly texts me all day and said he likes my way of being (i'm as boring as seeing paint dry). I already say yes since he's nice but i'm fucking nervous.
if he's not gonna kill me or something, then wtf is wrong with gays?
(I ask here because i'm a closteded homo and have no one to ask, sorry for the blogpost)
Tom edition
I'm afraid of it leaving
Doing a bridge and cracking your whole spine while showing tum like a slut after a day of work at a desk.
What leaving? <.<
My love
need a husband who will hold me, caress me and call me a good boy after breeding my tight virgin hole :3
is a bottom still "pure" to you if you are his only experience? the only dick that has stretched his hole and creamed his insides? or does the novelty wear off after the first time
how am i not fucking dead yet day 4
all the star spammers are here
Oops
Let’s play a little game. What comes next?
Your bf?
I don't get it (@_@)
I have all kinds of ways to play and experiment with your holes sis. Trust me I'm a creative person.
how many eggs can you keep inside your hole? science wants to know.
Oscar worthy, I wish I could do accents
Da
I NEED A BOYFRIEND
RIGHT NOW
MOTHERFUCKER
Eggs shouldn't go in there, they are sharp if they break
dan's BWC pounding my bussy mercilessly as he shouts slurs and grunts in his husky daddy voice
Hahaha I love it! *claps*
they're boiled eggs sis
What needs to be done to figure it out?
are you a racist with a colonization fetish?
From what species? I could probably fit a few thousand salmon roe up there.
Are you not close to each other?
you have to eat all the eggs you drop out your hole
no i dont mind what you are as long as we can cuddle and share our life together
you STUPID NIGGER
delta's strong arms holding me while i lay my head on his hairy chest and play with his chubby hairy tummy :3
Gn
it’s word association, each word goes with the next. it was “sensitive”. what comes next?
"quedrás"
Querrás*
Also as a spanish speaker that barely makes any sense at all:
the boneless, where is at?
(because even if you don't see it, you will want to feel it)
your turn, bone boy
???
We are extremely close
When things are very good in my life I think they will abruptly be ripped away
what comes next?
"sexoooo"
specifically with him
that sounds great
i have never cuddled, or done anything for that matter, but i wanna cuddle and snuggle with my future hubby
i wanna share hobbies and interests, i wanna satisfy him any way he wants, and i wanna take care of him
I'm not an aristocrat sis. Chicken eggs are already a luxury as is sis.
Goodnight!
Whaaat
Is the next one subject?
Aww maybe it's just stress and anxiety?
same bro
same....
Softly?
ahead time
Shouldn't there be an 'of'
Yeah that part confused me :/
salmon roe is dirt cheap compared to sturgeon roe (caviar)
Ok that’s it. Game over.
subject
That makes sense
I'm getting mixed up
I'm glad you liked it. You just have to practice accents, I'm not very good either
softly
that doesn’t even make sense. it’s stomach
ohhh that's a shame, now you get to punish me for getting it wrong!
btw what was it fr?
i love seals they’re nice anon please dont bring them to this bad website
TRVKE
Guy asked me if I knew where to score fetty while i was taking the pic lol
how old is delta and where does he live? has he posted his pics before? is he a top, bottom, or vers?
Hehe I think you're smart.
Don't worry Anon! They're nice and safe in the coastal waters.
I was thinking word related rather than what would follow it
I'm tired
33
Bong island
In the olden days
Top
G'night
top
lol
post your hairy chest and chubby tummy please
please call me a good boy in your deep husky daddy voice
gays have horrendous music taste so I shouldn't be asking this, but what's you favorite song from "the smiths"?
hngggg i am leaking so much
i wanna be a good boy to you, daddy
when the bottom says it's 'his turn'
how do you explain it to them nicely, so that they understand?
god so fucking good
thank you daddy
how old are you?
We're at Taco Bell children's. What do you want?
One nachos bell grande pleeeeease ^u^
good boys always finish last
I'll give you my shirt and socks for a chicken chalupas supreme.
squeak
That's it? You don't want a limeade baja blaster? Daddy's buying
Done
explain what?
a floppy taco party pack
i want daddy to lock my smol cock in a sissy cage and blue ball me for weeks
i want to satisfy daddy with my tight virgin hole
i want to be a good boy to daddy and drink his daddy milk every day
good boys don't waste a drop of daddy's tasty milk
daddy doesn't reward bratty boys with tendies and pop.
Wanna travel to the us so I can visit taco bell
let him have his turn!!
as a top: i feel like i'm gonna completely loose it any time soon
Am I going to burn in hell for killing puppies with hairbrushes
Hell doesn't exist but i'm gonna burn you alive if you do that
Yes hehe
And ohh I've never had one before but I'd like to try it!
yes daddy
i want to be rewarded with your daddy milk :3
why?
i don't talk about feelings i'm a top sorry
need cuddles >.<!!!
need to be cuddled by daddy after he breeds me
i want to be held in daddy's strong arms
shut up, i'm not like you
I imagine cuddling is the best feeling in the world (*´ωï½€*)
I want to get raped by a pack of wild furries
Aaaa I did squats and crunches and pushups and I'm so exhausted
Come along with me and the butterflies and bees we can wander through the forest and do so as we please
best i can do is a pack of fursuiters on drugs at a convention hotel
the devil bites dirty
forgot to buy duck eggs at the store i was gonna make carbonara with them oh well
if you are over 30, are you looking for hookups or find someone who will marry you?
need me a man who can juggle knives fr
x.com
nice dické
i am 32 years old
do i daddymaxx or do i work hard to return to twinkmaxx?
daddymax
nobody should ever twinkmaxx in the first place
kill all twinks
but i want a twinkbottom hubby....
not the witcher medallion lmao
I want a lifelong relationship <3
Should I start wearing a medallion to channel my autistic powers somewhere
when you play a good video game in your dream that doesn't actually exist that's the WOOOORST
Seal edition
then daddymax
i don't speak for all bottoms since so many of them like to chase trashy jerks (usually "straight" tops) who will use and throw them, but for me, mature daddy types are the best
especially if they aren't obsessed with sex and like to cuddle and be affectionate
I'm a virgin
H-hot
Is being a "masc daddy" something you're born with or is it just an affectation
everything gay men do is an affectation
Like all personal preferences, you don't know why you are that way, you just are. Which means it's an inate character trait you're born with. Some very fem bottoms will tire of bottoming, and want to play the masc daddy role like santino or dan, and that's fine because gays have no standards and will let a fem bottom top them.
I can't do chasergen anymore. Too fake and slimy. Guys pretending to be girls looking guy gay guys pretending to be straight guys.
meet twink bottom on grindr
meet up
she's a woman with a vagina and a beard
seriously, how does this keep happening to me?
thoughts on ~30 year old virgins?
weird? or do you like that?
especially if they aren't obsessed with sex and like to cuddle and be affectionate
thats basically me
okay then
I'm looking for hookups sis.
I will invent a fucking car that sucks your dick. No place in the universe is gay or have sex for real. I left the world. I left the world.
I ejaculated 4 times in 2 hours
I feel like you are my subconscious. I've wanted to fuck cars before, have you ever seen the ass on a 1958 Cadillac?
Tranny porn again?
stop compulsively masturbating
I don’t know but tail fins are sex.
Feet
3 times to cis women
1 time to trans
Cars were so beautiful back then, with little details like ornate hood ornaments and interior that made you want to fall asleep, big comfy bench seats. It's supposed to be boomer to admit you like these, but they look so much more American than new cars if that makes sense.
my feet stink
If I had a femboyfriend I wouldn’t need to masturbate anymore
It’s absolutely incredible how many men describe themselves as a “puppygirl” on the internet. It would have been impossible to predict such a thing even just twenty years ago.
Oh man. Maybe you need a cis gf
Decline of western civ
Yeah a car like that is so cool. I love the white walls.
I guess I’ll try nofap again
That's the dream. But in reality femboys are ultra rare, and are desired by everyone, cis guys, girls, trannies, their teachers.
did u mean to quote that post or
the internet has created a space where the deepest darkest desires of men can be seen without violent heteronormative correction.
My great uncle left me a car like picrel when he died, and i was supposed to get it when I turned 16 but my dad sold it. I still don't know what the story on that was. Anyway I'd like to own a classic car one day, the Impala was so comfy to ride in like you were floating and the seats were soft beds that seemed huge to me.
ya but ive thought better now and retract my post
this dude looks eerily similar to my childhood friend. genuinely thought it was him for a sec
im 25 & the latter. i haven't even had sex with many dudes but it just feels shallow? i really don't get ppl who become whores
okay
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WE'LL LEAD EM THROUGH THE DEAD OF WAR WE'LL LEAD EM TO THE GAS CHAMBER xD
Two by two
Lord we'll take 'em two by two
We'll lead 'em to the bedroom floor
We'll lead 'em in the dead of morning
Two by two
Lord we'll take 'em two by two
We'll lead 'em through the pouring rain
We'll lead 'em to the gas chamber
But not me
I'm gonna crawl
I'm gonna crawl
Back to the sea
have fucking horrible insomnia
get a bf
insomnia goes away
break up
insomnia comes back
why. my brain wont fucking relax i cant turn it off
Actually If you think about it being a puppy girl is the most privileged things you can do do you believe a puppy girl works unless it's a whore I dont think they're mentally fit enough so it's like a big flex theyre basically welfare queens
Have you tried melatonin? It'll make you eepy. I've had horrible insomnia too, and melatonin helps.
Thanks Virgil
I take two melatonin every day but it hasn't turned me black yet
sounds like a classic case of depression sis.
its not depression its moreso anxiety and self hatred. i ruminate constantly
Lol i want to pinch your cheeks, all 4 of them
melatonin gives me shitty sleep for some reason. it also just doesnt really work for me
I'm a monkey boy
Hopefully not a macaque or I'll have to beat you to death
cutie boi
I'm going to get a onesie and wear it all the time it's going to be the only thing I wear I'm going to get three and fully commit to my autistic lifestyle I'm going to gain weight and play pokemon until I die yes I am vaccinated
Why does God make some of us autistic
shower and then bed what a day de lids, what a day
FOR TOPS ONLY
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gaydead bottom speaking absolute nonsense
tops are all soulless cretins who just want a hole to fuck and a slave to do their chores
I’d like to own a classic or otherwise cool car some day too. Doubt it’s likely soon however.
I want someone to love, but they're worthy of it meaning not a slut, not someone I have to worry about cheating on me, where does this exist in the gay community? It seems like just a string of short lived hookups. And cheating is 'hot' as is every kind of bullshit sexual behavior if it helps your gets off. Being gay is like a lifetime of unrequited love and fantasy that I'll never have. People see me as someone to use for a while.
There's always fixer uppers, project cars. That would be a fun hobby to build a car over time into something unique. The perfect looking showroom condition classic cars are very expensive and rich guys hoarde them.
Another thing is bottoms want contradictory things, like well-educated intelligent thoughtful men, ie nice guys, but they also want to be roughed up and pounded by a stud. Add to that the male propensity to be a slut and most bottoms aren't worth committing to beyond a fuck or two.
how do i get a caveman top
i.4cdn.org
i am a virgin bottom and i want a "nice guy"
despite being starved of any affection for 28 years, i don't prioritize sex
sex will be part of a loving relationship, and i think "nice guys" are capable of being rough and kinky
on the other hand, love isn't guaranteed if you are seeking sex
i saw a cute caveman twink who made me cum buckets yesterday
post him
he was hairless and submissive too
on second thoughts don't bother
I'm a hoe and I'm not afraid to say I prefer sex over love.
A cute guy at my local uni is acting really shy and sussy around me, like he keeps staring at me and smiling, does not really greet me or replies to my greetings but instead just smiles and blushes and whatnot.
I've been told he's extremely shy and insecure, but he seems to like me.
Should I try to approach this person? They're kinda my type, maybe a bit too thin.
My entire cock outline pants penis but my hair is ugly. Should I bald?
RIP Colton Ford
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never watched your porn or listened to your music but you had a hot body
MSM powder and Boswellia extract worked wonders for my sleep
I tried magnesium glycinate too but it upsets my stomach and melatonin gives me fog brain in the morning
where can I find a husband like this?
Why do I feel like this is so accurate for pup play too...
I mean, why not. He's probably just being shy but at least you'll make a friend.
Stream Count Contessa
IM TWO KINDS OF POTENTIA
I just don't like how all this trans, furry, pup play, drag queen, asexual, feminist rebellious behavior gets associated under the umbrella of "gay men"..
gay men should have never allowed any of this weird shit into their world, we should have been more like the KKK or a cult and only allowed masc brothers into our world
thoughts on hairy bottoms? hairy pits, hairy chest, hairy tummy, hairy cock, hairy butt, hairy crack, hairy hole
presidental debate today 8 pm im exciteeeeed
as it should be
based actually
i am a simple guy who likes other guys
this fetish shit shoved into gay community (including mentally ill men pretending to be girls) is really stupid
I look at vintage gay porn from the 50s-90s and you see none of the fem behavior that has become accepted as normal today... a lot of the earlier stuff is all muscular beefcake men and young twunks.. feminine gay men did not exist in gay history yet they LGBT agenda is trying so hard to make it seem as if gay men have always been divas wanting to gender swap...total bullshit
Queers and rebellious feminists are the whole reason we have rights.
Masc gays would be fine in the closet, letting their faggy bottoms get yoinked and lynched for all time.
college crush got married to a woman and is fugly now
sigh
I disagree completely, we have rights due to normal everyday gay men being involved in their workplace and community in such a way that straight people have grown to like and support them
straight people don't like queers, trans, or feminine guys and never have
Its that time
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I know what I am bitch
Gaygen deserved 9/11
me gold me gold, nobody gets me gold
just look at delta as an example of the perfect gay prototype, delta is someone everyone likes because he's just normal, he's easy to like, he doesn't cause drama, he's not a genderbender, he's not trying to oppose his views on others, he doesn't support the drag or trans community, you wouldn't even know he's gay..
he's why we have equal rights..
It was the flamers that beat up cops at stonewall
Delta joining the IDF
this has nothing at all to do with why we have rights, it has everything to do with the common gay men of the world who fit in and don't cause issues
all those flamers from stonewall are dead now of aids
The what?
Delta is a broken cur living on the last scraps of his nation and waits to be driven with a whip from the streets to the only home he knows, a cage built by his masters. That mangy ginger dog is too craven to survive, just a whimpering, shuddering mongrel, skulking amidst the lowest of the low. He would lick the mud from your boot soles with no more than a stern glance.
This stonewall?
mreow
What are these "rights" you keep talking about and for who?
i wish delta was my husband
i want to cuddle with him after he breeds my tight virgin hole
Easy there eliot
lol
<3
he's still better than every drag queen and trans person who are basically prostitutes
i know you are reading this, delta
are you jacking off to the fantasy of your BIG WHITE COCK stretching my virgin hole? my pained moans echoing along your husky grunts? the sound of skin slapping against skin? you whispering naughty, dirty things to me? calling me a good boy? that wild howl as you unload your daddy milk inside me, marking me as yours? and finally collapsing on top of me with your cock and cum still inside my broken sore hole, kissing me gently and caressing my hair, giving a light satisfied laugh as we both drift off to sleep?
I was browsing sata cables on amazon
just thinking of being delta's loyal, obedient, submissive malewife makes me leak like a faucet
but i won't cum
i will only cum if my hubby delta lets me
i am okay with being blue balled for weeks, even months
he is so cute, i bet he is a cuddly sleeper, my big bear who will hold me in his strong arms
why is slayer like this? going in-between wanting to fuck shiza to wanting to be delta's slave?
who? also, i don't like shitza
my mind and body belongs to delta
Guys I've found a way to enjoy eating ass without having my ass ate or having to eat another guy's ass. I can just tell my bottom to eat another guy's ass, and push his face up that guy's ass. This feels like the safest way to enjoy eating ass without having some dude's tongue down my ass, or having to put my face next to someone's shithole.
i want delta to lock my smol cock in a sissy cage and bully me
he should also put a remote controlled vibrator in my butt, show me what it is like to be owned
give this man a nobel peace prize!
But that's just wrong, you are gay and probably should take the time to go read about how you got your rights, asking straight people nicely wasn't how it happened.
Yes
Anyways, I just thought it was cool that the Isle of Man mints golden kitty coins. A real collectors thing I guess, not for stacking. Apparently there is a whole back story to it; the Manx cat; they have their own cat species. I seem to remember skunktipus mentioning some Manx lineage. Or maybe I am confusing it with some other isle. I only remember that I couldn't pronounce it and it seemed quite arcane.
Best source I could find besides PCGS
cottaging with delda
en.m.wikipedia.org
The daddy play is gross
Is a vanilla monogamous bottom too much to ask
Gross
You think you want that but one day it won't be enough. Such is the nature of gay relationships.
I'm a man of simple means
It would be enough for me
Israeli defense force
i want a loving monogamous marriage with delta
You have to seek them Delta
VERY simple.
EXTREMELY simple.
It doesn't get any simpler than simple delta.
have you had sex before, delta?
i am a complete virgin, so i expect you to teach me everything
What if you find someone who is perfect mutually to each other, except you don't have the same sexual interests?
i don't have any kinks, but i will participate in whatever delta wants
No but I understand how to
that's great
do you love cuddling?
i wish i could lay my head on your hairy chest and play with your chubby belly
Then you try to match eachothers freak.
Unless it's some unhinged kink and the freak can't be matched.
Never really cuddled anyone
How much would you pay for a 30Qt cooler? Midrange quality
There is nothing more masculine than being tied to a chair and gagged while a bottom bounces on it crazy style.
T. A bottom
Is it a deal breaker if the sex is minimum or zero because of this, despite perfection in every other way?
off to buy another bottle of whiskey
save the cute bottoms for me, brb
you always talk about food and sex, jagerlane :3
you cant get it up after being drunk, silly
Is it bad?
If I really want something I hook up with a boomer for a couple hundred dollars and buy the good stuff.
you fucking wish, every single time i drink even a shot of coke'd whiskey i get a raging erection that lasts hours.
Why would you stop having sex with someone because you had different kinks? Yes, no sex would be a deal breaker.
The two are incompatible because they require sexually different things to be horny
The raw sexual thrill of putting a major project off til the last possible second
Fuck. I have a lot of phone calls to do today. Orz
im about to get fired xd
dont even apply if u cant do dis
no. jussayin
prove it
i hate seals
I mean I guess if someone has a really taboo kink and it's the only way they can get off then yeah it wouldn't work :c
But like, how freaky are we talkin?
How are you, Carl?
are you really proud of being a $10 whoar tho? are ya?
wish my country had taco bell
size difference
Hnnng
AMPAB!
I like the cute water creatures, though.
Carl?
hoo??!?
You need a name
worst gay visual novel?
Difficult to explain because I not know all the details
One only enjoys dirty talking about others joining in the sex, but this is a turn off to the other
I'm a couple hundred dollar whore, and yes, I take pride in my work and earn my worth.
th0 bullying me because i have a smol cock while his is a bussy destroyer
Inb4 he calls you a hat tranny and posts gore at you.
does he do that? hmm
well i am not trans and i don't wanna be
i am comfortable being a dude
how old is he? is he a top or bottom?
I thought the gore only was for me
i am thirsting for like four or five of you guys
i am so pathetic honestly
i wish i lived in an accepting country, i would have been married already instead of being such a loser
lol what
"Horny Miss Thorny (ft. Slayer)" by Timur and the Shizas
SO.
No one liked my gold kitty coins chat, eh?
Very well. I see no choice but to direct my attention to the topic of gay homosexuals and their dubious morality in gaygen for the remainder of the day.
Every day, every way ...
EVERY GAY MUST PAY
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nyuk nyuk nyuk
hi
Am I one?
no, call me altair, like altair from the first assassin's creed
whats a good bird?
Oh well yeah, that's a compatibility issue, someone would need to compromise, but I wouldn't have much confidence in it lasting.
I thought we were talking about someone wanting a some weird roleplay or being into feet or something...
penisbird
are you 30 or older?
The kookaburra, of course
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it was just not that interesting. but a cat launcher? now THAT'S interesting
need a bf who will suffocate me in his hairy pits, bury my nose in his musky hairy crotch, make me lick his balls, and gag on his cock for hours
Here is Hugo on his toast
A WA LA BIRD BIRD BIRD
BA BA BIRD
A WA LA BIRD BIRD BIRD
BA BA BIRD
i like cardinals too
OK if I remember
House martins have fluffy tiny feet, lappet faced vultures are cool, puffins, I really like barn owls
Im 58
I know. I mostly just amuse myself. I just am on my gold kick with no sign of it ending soon and thought gaygen might be curious about golden kitties. It sure surprised me.
That sure is one pretty cat. Sorry I don't know the breed; Im not very educated on cat breeds. He looks like a mix. I saw a neat video on twitter this morning showing the kitties in Istanbul. Maybe I can link a video later; Istanbul is so over run with cats that they are part of the urban culture. You probably knew that already though.
I like those a lot also. Im probably the only person who likes bluejays too. They have so many different calls, trills and sweet warbles.
Yeah, that's a compatibility issue. Someone would need to compromise, I wouldn't be confident in the long term prospects for that.
I thought we meant like a foot guy or roleplaying or something.
mreow
What if your partner loses sex drive, or physically can't have sex anymore? You leave them?
Meep
uwu
Honest rating?
If space is a black void why is the sky blue?
oh i love those too, there are a ton in my neighborhood and lately i’ve been hearing this sort of call a lot. never knew they had a bad wrap lol is it because of the hawklike sound they make? youtu.be
:D
the woodcock!
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loses sex drive
This can be a serious sign of physical/mental health problems, it would really depend on the relationship and the cause for the issues.
If this is my husband who I have loved for years, then yeah I would stay supportive. We need to figure it out and get him treatment, possibly explore sex aids like toys/boner pills, and both see therapists.
If it's a guy I've been dating for 8 months, and suddenly he's not into sex and stubbornly refusing help, yeah I'm probably gone after a few months of that.
Thats a good video and they have even more calls. Yes, a lot of people only associate them with that obnoxious screech, but they have such sweet other calls too.
The sky is sad I exist
because the sky is lit up by the sun's light. blue color is due to it's shorter wavelength than other side of the visible light spectrum i.e. red
8/10
Definitely hot, but not so hot that it would give me self esteem issues to date/hook up with him.
wow! thanks science anon!
shittiest explanation of rayleigh scattering i’ve ever seen 4/10 see me after class
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Unfortunately I was unable to find a video documentary on youtube about all the cats in Istanbul, just short typical vids, so you will have to take my word for it, Istanbul is a kitty paradise, they run the city.
Unfortunately we are living in an age where zoomers cant communicate a point in video and show everything but what the video title implies or want you to read the fucking video because audio in "a/v" media is apparently for music not narration. I guess I should applaud them for being literate at all.
hot
latinos are so damn sexy, love that they are hairy too