/gaygen/ paige rubbing her dad's feet edition

Qott: when's the last time you received a foot rub from someone?

first for bi visibility

you don't really him him if you don't lick his arsehole clean after spending time on the potty

lmao wot

What do you people think about femboys or twinks who flew too close to the sun and got tits from taking HRT (deaging issues)

Valid if they're cute, have fagcent, and like being called boy during sex.

Not interested in them

drank 2 (two) 10% (ten percent) abv beers too fast and now i'm lightheaded. wish this happened more often my tolerance is too high.

You to stop this Tex, you're still pretty but it'll catch up to you drinking like this

könny csak az italom, kenyerem a bánat

RETARD PLEEEEAASE ITS NOT REEEEAL
the despicable pooner wont be even able to show you the beers now...

What do gays do when they’re not having sex with each other?

Hi nitra

how is ur discord grooming going
power off and stare at a wall

nitra was a femboy, therefore NOT a real hungarian

you driving later?

argue

there are two hungarians here?

i wish, but i gotta work tomorrow. denver is ripe for drunk driving tho i see NO cops at all on the roads ever.

sadly yes, maybe even more

sadly, hungarians are not hung aryans.

a few weeks ago i drank literally one beer and got a fat headache that lasted all day. on other days i can drink like 4 beers and be fine

Show face

shame :l

just image a less asian looking holden

you dont even like sex so why would it matter if someone is hung or not

I have hobbies that make me happy to wake up each day sis.

do you have a big dick too?

Paige is the tranny who slurps piss out of tranny assholes right

thicker, but shorter than holden

that’s kinda sad!

oh COME ON!

Show us!

This was a very good wonderful weekend

How is gg?

it's a dumb joke you schtewpid fuckin idjit.

Can we do a different thread the op image makes me uncomfortable

This

hairy bottom with stinky feet

evil people exist and due to the nature of the internet, they are given a platform. in real life they wouldn't be able to hide behind a screen. protect yourself and trust no one.

Why did I wait until 49 to start caring for my body?

oooh got some vodka lemonade in me i'm feelin good
my car keys are looking at me

49

I get sometimes it's hard but is it really difficult to call me by my name when replying to me
It's mr pancakes

Hi

Add me on discord and call me
mrpancakes0558

pedo

I've never had one...

No I only want some adult men to add me like sissy

I meant 69 hahahagege
Hi

I'm sorry I'm autistic is this wrong to ask for friends here I was under the impression this website is for grown-ups

why? what are we gonna do on discord that we can't do here?

we're all frens here, even if we bicker and argue everyday
we in dis togetha bich

You'll get to hear my lovely voice talk about Mr pancakes

are you a top? do you have a deep masc daddy voice?

Yes it's very deep and growly rawr

I'm not top or bottom im actually diagonal

hot

sorry mr pancakes i am too sad to talk to anyone today

Why are you sad shady

I am gay
I like men
I can dance
I can cook
I'm a pretty good dresser
I have a cat named Professor Fluffles
I enjoy fruity beverages

hey girls, hey boys

lol

too retarded to be happy

Hai (ʘᴗʘ)

How are you doing today, Mr. Jager?

cook. decorate. groom.

Maths is retarded people just made it up and it doesn't mean anything

I like men

I enjoy fruity beverages

Relatable!

I am gay

I can dance

I can cook

I'm a pretty good dresser

I have a cat named Professor Fluffles

Not relatable :<
Post cat?

Henlo Anon!

If your name is marina you shouldn't be posting in the thread for boys..

But I am one <.<

day 67

dozens of pics

still no timestamp

Really your a boy named marina try again

Boys are named Tommy and Bill and ducky but never marina

Yes...

Please stop, I don't want to touch my penis to naked men

what kind of boy is named pancakes

I am Marina

based

I wish I met gd on high school graduation day for him. He's such a funny guy.

superstar DJs

why tf is u in our thread?

Wait five years and then ask them.

I'm changing my legal name to Mr pancakes

here we go~

pancakes is a food not a guy i think this is a bad plan

My little pony I used to wonder what friendship could be till you all shared it's magic with me

Did you see the French prime minister got hit by his wife

squeak

i would have made you my little pony miss pancake

Am I boyfriendable?

Sometimes I think I would like to be a powerful pony and have people ride around on my back

whats your story are you finnish or what

are you male?

marina is a meta trip aimed at a satirical take on an anon that posts here and many people hate.
they make meta trips and posts about said hated anon because they can't outright dox them. they try to goad the anon in doxing themself.
said anon has only ever posted one torso pic. because said anon has a small lean physique they assumed their either a twink or a tranny.
they'll often mock the anon calling them things like homeless.
they'll call the anon a pedo because said anon frequents some of the gacha generals on vg. godforbid you pull the dog girl. suddenly you're a furry.

it's like small town syndrome where everyone has nothing better to do so they get all up in eachother's business.

Yes!

As promised. The haul. 5 days, 1700 miles, 31 Goodwills, 278$ spent (not including food or gas or non GW souvenirs). Also got to hit a few art & science museums as well as bum around Niagara falls and some small towns. Overall had a great time!

meds

I'm confused

marina is a female name ._.

this is how they respond when they feel called out for their shitty behavior.

if you can't cook, just own it. stop being such a bitch about it.

I take antipsychotics every day every day

Not in this caseee

you should follow mr pancakes’ example

squeak is eternal and ethereal and not of this world

mi tink mi gwaan tek mi own life

Nice score anon. I recognize the house from the dinner party posts. I'm glad you had a nice trip.

Highlights include the museums in Rochester (including the best meal I had at a sandwich place randomly close by cuz I had to kill 20min, calabresellas), the constantly changing landscape of upstate NY, and all the little roadside farm stores. Lowlights were the annoyance of getting to the falls (should have walked), the constant rain the first 3 days, and the poor planning of long driving days

The drs said I would be psychotic until the day I dieded

not today, krasnov

And now I'm gonna slam as much of this BBQ as j can, (Got it from a random stop in VT, Smoking Js), watch evil dead 2, and see if I can make myself cum three times in a row before falling asleep. It's been a loooong 5 days...

Post high school pics, show me mini pancakes

Beach day brothers
What did you do today?

This is the only picture I have of myself in highschool

The kids in school that year used to call me kike they would tell kike at me and they would tell me to go back to the east coast

I'm not Jewish I'm Irish and French and Welsh

mental illness is all made up bullshit. they give children candy so they can stfu and behave themselves. they lie to you and tell you it's medicine. it's not. more times then not you're just a piece of shit with zero self accountability.

you aren't depressed.
you aren't autistic.
you don't have adhd.
no you don't have an anxiety disorder.

the problem is no one ever beat the fear of god in you. that's why you retards cry about your first world problems while you take for granted all the shit you do have. all the shit that's going right.

i blame it on the internet. i blame it on you jackasses complete lack of social media literacy. when someone has to pur /s to let you know their take is satirical, it shows that yall are a bunch of dumbasses. but god forbid you own it. no. you can't be retarded. all your role models and mentors told you you were so smart and gifted and talanted. you're not. and you never will be. the overwhelming majority of you are just average. it is both your inability to understand your own incompetence as well as your own unwillingness to accept your mediocrity that holds society back as a whole.

i'd blame your parents, but i'd just blame their parents as well for being equally retarded, but for different reasons.

This is me now I've come so far now I'm older and fatter

omm womm vomblong mwavfim fum blimfim
mumpf mwumpf vovim mm

They actually would call me kike and my teacher that year moved my backpack and said

Heavy what's in this? dead cats?

Infront of the class

The other kids just didn't understand yaoi at the time or why I kept yelling believe it and running with my arms behind my back

nigga stfu

your teacher sounds like an asshole
they make fun of what they do not understand. because they didn't like naruto or didn't even know what naruto was, they felt empowered to shit on you for liking something they didn't

one hundred. you're not psychotic. you've just been abused.

But I still remember being shown Naruto Shippuden as a kid and when Naruto and Sasuke kissed I knew my brain would never be the same again

when you say something that makes them uncomfortable they'll try to silence you.

do not go quietly.

naruto and sasuke was your gay awakening?

Gosh so cute and cuddly, great hair too

I feel empowered by my autism now to do whatever I like because it's my super power I love to be autistic because it's like I can do whatever I want and I can say I'm autistic you can't tell me what to do

arreghfgf my penis isn't gay but afrfrfrryhvvtety my butt vagina is

Well I didn't have words for it but yes it literally changed me as a person I felt my body turn gay in that moment

how do you know your gay?

have you seen bk? god he's so hot. would worship him.

I have been aware of the killer since birth

Only years later would I find out that most men are fat and ugly and not like Naruto and Sasuke

bk have it your way

sorry to break it to you. you don't turn gay or choose to be gay. it's either: guys give you a boner, or you're not gay.
that sounds more like your first boner if anything.

But then I think light yagami is also handsome and L and I like captain Levi and Eren Jaeger but also Reiner and jean

No my first boner was no joke the Pillsbury doughboy

i choose to be gay all the time sounds like youre a coping incel

I choose to be gay.

Sometimes.

You should be so lucky

retards like cartoon men.
back in my day we had fantasies about kyan blowing you.

do retards have stronger holes?

This is too kitsch send it back

Well I don't want to say what actors I had fantasies about incase they are itt but I'll just say it was two of the actors from the tv show Heroes

Gay retards give the best sex sis

fuck one
marry one
kill one
the other two just get to watch

Would I lie to you

fat guy fetishist

i wonder how this happened. . .

I hope you're having a pleasant Monday ｡◕‿◕｡

I don't literally want to marry or fuck or kill any of them but Peter and sylar were so handsome xD

Fuck you
Marry you
Kill them
No but maybe you didn't remember honey. My first wank to a guy was the final guy you fight in punch out and he does this move where he spins around winding up his punch, and when he spins around you can see his ass cheeks popping out of his shorts lol. I was a gey top even at 11.

hoping for no nightmares

it sucked. i had to do community service, basically: unpaid overtime.

i'm not like full gay i'm a sigma bottom

If your looking for devotion
Talk to me
Come with your heart in your hands
Because my love is
Guaranteeeed

Oh no, I'm sorry! Why did you have to do that?

I only love one person but he isn't with me right now because he is busy

Oh no if you and jager are dating the same tulpa

You love when I jump right in
All of me, I'm offering
Show you what devotion is
Deeper than the ocean is
Wind it back, I'll take it slow
Leave you with that afterglow
Show you what devotion is
Deeper than the ocean is

have any of you ever actually sucked a penis before?

what do a sigma bottoms hole and soles look like?

ya. how you think i got herpes?

I wish I knew how to be emotionally intimate with a guy without feeling like it's sexually charged

multiple

nighttime makes me want to kill myself from the loneliness

nta but thats pure bs. people can turn gay or be conditioned to be from abuse etc

No...

what do deaf gay men sound like during sex

STRONGLY relatable
I just want a big strong BF to snuggle with while we fall asleep together

once or twice

Is a bf who cries easily a deal breaker?

same also the morning and sometimes afternoon

Happy seals that say ARF ARF and clap their fins

what do I do if I want to poop but im currently waiting for replies in a Anon Babble thread :(

seals
I used to go to a college with a ton of deaf people and going by their dorms at night you could hear the sounds

i had that for a year, actually living together. the isolation is too much to go back to especially after knowing what it feels like to be normal. he was the only person in my life really

Does my own count?

Why do gay men do this to themselves?

i hope your asshole falls out

Once I took a penis and blowed on it xD

damn delta i didnt know u could do that

Don't worry, Anons, you will find loving bfs eventually <3

How come it's always fuck and marry and never fuck and kill
I would like for guys to want to fuck and kill me it would be funny

maybe after another 5 years of misery

Wow that's a big arm

It could be right around the corner at any moment!

I'm sorry anon that's rough
I have a guy I'm in love with but haven't heard from in years, it's tough when a guy is such a big part your life and then he's gone
I still feel like a husk without him and we weren't even dating, just close friends
I miss his hugs, I can't imagine the pain if we'd been together properly. not that that would've happened since he was straight but still
sorry it's what I'm ultimately getting at, it's a rough spot you're in

IDK all the men I date end up being narcissists or rapists or worse

Maybe you just haven't found the right one yet. He's out there, Anon, I promise. <3

the worst part is I already have, and he's straight

my college crush became ugly and is now married to a woman
he was this really cute tall guy with some scruff and wore glasses (my weakness)
now, he is just ugly

1 in 8,000,000,000

Fantastic odds

i can focus on myself and my interests (maths) now at least, which i couldn't really do properly being with someone, especially him. it's just so depressing though. i don't have motivation a lot of the time cus i feel like crap

How psycho is your family?

Mine is from Russia. Back in the 20s my great grandfather shot and killed a kid for intentionally trampling over his beloved farm cat with a horse—he proceeded to shoot the horse (poor horse) and his wife (muh great grandmuh) made jerky out of it…

It was piss era Russia and nobody really cared if anyone got murdered for fucking around and finding out. “His mistake”.

Anyways. Why do Russians love cats so much? You usually hear it’s bears but it’s also cats.

Anyone who goes out of their way to be a dick to a cat, to the point of possibly killing the cat, is a danger to society and needs to be castrated.

I'm sorry about that! Does he know you like him?

There are many ones :)

cats are more easy to have in commieblocks, at least that was said by a Anon Babbletard

Russians, Japanese and (the wholesome kind of) Muslims adore cats. You won’t find a terrorist suicide bombing a building with cats in it since their holy prophet was a massive cat lover (who condemned a woman to the deepest pits of hellfire for mistreating a cat btw).

You won’t find a terrorist suicide bombing a building with cats in it since their holy prophet was a massive cat lover (who condemned a woman to the deepest pits of hellfire for mistreating a cat btw)

Who knew pedophiles love cats?

cat lovers should be neutered for safety concerns

They won’t bomb cats but they will toss dogs off roofs of buildings.

I would have cats tattooed on my body so Muslims get spooked and I would fight them naked

Don't hurt the pets

need a racist nazi husband who will tell me all about the jews after he's done breeding my hole

A good way to spook edgy Muslim teenagers who are mean to animals for no good reason is to tell they will go straight to hell according to the Quran. Muslims love for certain animals is one of their few redeeming qualities. :^)

I actually heard that Muslims and Christians worship the same god from israel

i feel empty inside :3

Russians aren’t wasteful. Did she make jerky out of the kid too?

islam is a christian heresy

you’re soooo quirky & unique

Christians is not a native religion in most of the world It was actually adopted by colonizers and was forced into the British isles and also into the rest of the world by people like this youtu.be/AZFuvVdIgSw?si=n_DCTXnyppOSbOh9

God
Allah
Jehovah
Yahweh
Elohim
Adonai
Etc

say less

Judaism came before Christianity and Islam and is arguably descended from Zoroastrianism, or took on its ideas.

E. Asian Christians are so weird.

Black people took to Christianity quite well, but E. Asian Christians just come across like cultists.

Abraham was a beta cuck virgin incel loser

Medieval Spaniards would grab the nearest Jew and force them to bless their crops, since they saw them as magical little people.

=

asians are obsessed with sucking up to white people and begging for their validation, so they often come off too strong unlike blacks who simply don't care

jews are a sign of short term wealth and long term destruction. you were warned. thank me later.

Jews actually suck the foreskin from babies I heard on here and bite it with their teeth I think this practice should be banned

voca.ro/11SSq46cQ9vw

They use it as evidence for perceived pedophilia within the Jewish community, but it’s actually a lot funnier than that: the rabbis sincerely don’t see how fucked up it looks, and they seriously just perform it like it’s customary.

illegals are actually evil people who try to murder you with their cars

They’re struggling though since they’ve yet to find another host body as healthy as America was in its prime. China is not a good host body. Neither is India.

india would be if it wasn’t a literal shithole they fucking love israel

the Catholic priest performing the baptism holds the baby’s head under the holy water a bit longer than normal

Lol

voca.ro/11FubnCrwLUo

i wanna play with a cute guy's penis. maybe even kiss him too

Generally speaking, this is what most people who are attracted to men want. Conversely, boobs and such if you’re attracted to women.

Sight
Smell
Taste
Touch
Hear

Which of the five senses turns you on the most?

Sight is standard. Smell and taste are shared. Touch is a no brainer. Voice is a plus.

Hearing I love to hear people because If you can't hear someone then it's basically over for you

Don't accept money for sex. This chubby dude who was at least not hideous (like a 4/10) said he would pay me $150. Broke bitch only had a $10 and said her "card was declined due to fraud recently" when she tried to cash app me. I thought of breaking her face in ghetto hoe style, but decided to just leave.

Now I have to gaslight this bitch till her next payday so she gives me the money. Exhausting

Imagine being deaf and wearing glasses like Helen Keller I'm not saying it's a bad thing just must be tough

hot

Apparently having sex with deaf people consists of them making a lot of weird noises.

you'll be married in a year in the suburbs
with a kid on the way in three
convincing yourself you're living the american dream
and i'll be dancing out in california
the kid who got it all wrong
convincing myself one day i'll write a love song

Would gay people even WANT to conceive a child? What if the odds of death were one hundred percent? You’d have to sacrifice your life to deliver. I don’t think (gay) men would do that.

I believe it

tsucker you’re off the goop

I'm going to need to start implementing a DEI policy for my buss. My Snapchat roster looks like an NBA team

this shit was boring a year ago

Nobody added me on discord and wants to be my friend

voca.ro/1meMfalJ9H60

voca.ro/14bgu4n2eGnI

tough tie between touch and scent. touch is a no brainer but man I love the smell of spit, pubes, balls and fresh ass

i will add you if you promise that we dont have to talk

Okay

sorry i cant risk it if you talk to me i dont know what ill do

Wait
There’s a gaygen discord?
Why would you want to join that? Real life people are preferable to the garbage you find heren

Don’t accept pieces of shit.

Molest children and do drugs

But enough about jager/xanthippe

https:/
/discord
.gg/s
NqHqxDp

no. i would be a neglectful father and my kid would grow up to be just like me in the worst way

I went on r/gay_irl and oh my god is gay """humor""" stupid.

I feel I would have a bigger orgasms and would enjoy more clothed frotting and dry humping rather than actual sex

Who the FUCK uses discord? Just use your phone and meet face to face like a normal person. Internet people are weird.

voca.ro/1kkbafRyYKTG

I guarantee you are more deserving of friends than any of the losers here lmaooo

you have anxiety about people seeing or touching your exposed body

I don't like to make friends irl because I'm too autistic

I don't like to make friends irl because I'm too autistic

…………….but being autistic is the new liberal fad

That means you’re not fake like the rest of them. Don’t put on a mask to fit in, and don’t sacrifice bits of your character. This is the price to pay for friendship. Being a completely different person.

i wanna get fucked up and have gay sex

voca.ro/1cGRq1iAMVnT

only because I got a bit fat and also because im circumsiced (im not jewish, muslim, american or south korean I just got phimosis so I had to got cut when I was a kid) and the tip of my penis always ends up stuck with pubic hair and even pieces of fabric from my boxers due to pre-cum when I get horny mostly at night when I go to sleep

voca.ro/15FsyMCBp0Hs

I get this sensation that Santino has a strong body odor just one day without a shower

I insist that I volunteer to test your theory

Yes, we will need willing test subjects

Dan I think you looked much better bearmoding

I used to feel lucky being gay because of all the dumb shit straight men and women deal with but I'll probably end up killing myself so they win in the end.

chubby dan can spread them ass cheeks for me

Tfw I was too cowardly to go for this one bussy who was literally giving me all the signals

youtube.com/watch?v=VLR7s8Rq7Dw

That was like 7 years ago and my face was so round idw go back. I need to transition to hairy muscle bear before 35 though

straight-passing gays have all the luck

Nah don't do that, they won't care anyway. The best feeling in the world is realizing most ppl don't care what you do, and aren't interested. It's freeing because I used to feel like a failure with girls because so many wanted to get to know me, and I want to be with guys.

women have to deal with the same shit gay men do: men

they're so hot...I want them to top me...

You are lucky, Anon. You're unique. You're unlike anyone else, and I think that makes you special.

why do THEY all talk the same? you know who im talking about

they're total semen demons once you get to know them

me on right in any situation

I'm a semen demon currently dying of starvation

Hahaha

mreow >.<

Are there any twinks that can appreciate the man-feels of a song like this?
(The lyrics are genuinely powerful)
youtube.com/watch?v=cSZf8ZYHV7o

love chinks

fat tranny has bad taste what a surprise

that dudes ugly

the only asians i like are south koreans with white features

would you ever ask your dad to cuddle with you platonically to try and stave off the loneliness bc he's the only guy you interact with ever

no

haha me neither

i have never hugged my dad i honestly don’t know if i’ve ever even shaken his hand

he looks cool to me i love dopey eyes

what if I love my mom but kinda like to think of how would be to live in another reality where im the child of a single dad and have a platonic bonding and cuddling at all ages and stuff

i would dump you when you slip up, the mask can't stay on forever.

idk what that even means

you're a 2-faced manipulator

I want to break my toes with a hammer and shoot myself in the gut I hate myself so fucking much holy shit

Your hole must extremely tight. Like the depth of a belly button tight

I'm eating nuggies guys in case you were wondering about me.

throw them at your dad, see what happens

i have mommy and daddy issues :|

I'm trying to sleep but our dog is in my bed taking up space and my mind is too active and I'm ugly and have a migraine that's being suppressed with meds and I drank some soda to help with the headache but the caffeine that helps with the headache also makes it tough to sleep and I'm think about how much I hate myself and wish I could hurt people who hurt me as much as they hurt me instead of being unable to do anything

holy blogpost, no one cares

He would throw them back at me and probably kick my ass. He's a really good fighter. He broke his hand beating up a black guy when I was a kid.

what is gaygen if not continuous blogposting

Being gay is like being normal except penis is more involved than usual.

in regards to what

its tight but flexible

I'm converting to Islam, btw

have you picked out your first hijab?

im killing myself btw

Just like that I'm not hungry for nuggies anymore. Donuts sound better

Someone else make the new pls

I wonder if shiza tells her therapist about me

ofc not lol

I want a hot dad to milk my prostate with his big daddy dick while calling me his little sweetheart and I could work my hips to try and make him feel good and get him off ugh ugh ugh sexo

if it were the communist days i would get a position in the Politburo, and force you to be my secretary, and have the ass part removed from your work outfits

When do you sleep Paige

slayer more like creeper