Absolutely cooked

be me 19 yo hrt femboy

I like being cute and pretty but I don't want the baggage that comes with being trans

have a boyfriend, he's about 6'2, decently well built and he's very nerdy and sweet to me

total beast in the sack too >:D

only one problem

he's 32

wait wait wait no no no anons pls don't jump me

he's a total sweetheart and he constantly dotes on me, buying me gifts, fucking my butt like crazy, and basically treating me like his princess

I love him so much

he works in it and is so smart about computers and stuff and he looks so hot with his glasses on!

my dad also works in it (don't tell me I have daddy issues it's a coincidence ;_;)

we've been dating for 3 years now :3

I moved in with him a while ago

last week, he's talking with me about his work buddy and how he wants to go golfing with him

tease him for being into such an old man sport like golfing lol

tell him it's the kind of boring sport only my dad likes

he ruffles my hair and punishes me for teasing him by fucking me lol

like that's a punishment hehe

later he gets back from golfing, give him hugs because I missed my man

he tells me his friend is coming over for beer tomorrow

I'm kinda interested in meeting his friend

next day comes, there's a knock on the door and I check before I open it

my fucking dad is at the door

my literal, actual, genuine fucking FATHER! Is at the door of my boyfriends house to have a beer with him

dad doesn't know I'm gay

dad thinks I moved out into a college dorm paid for with a scholarship

mfw not even in college

mfw my career plans are to be a house wife for my boyfriend

run up stairs and hide in the bedroom

text boyfriend everything I just found out

he's not concerned

turns out, he knew! And was planning to pull this prank on me the whole time!!

I hide in the bedroom while they chill and drink and chat

eventually dad leaves

pout at bf

He wants me to come out to my dad -_- that sounds so fucking scary. What do anons? Am I cooked?

maybe it's for the best i didn't fuck until adulthood

19yo

32yo

dating for 3 years

longest bait I've read in a while
just admit to your dad his friends a pedo and his sons a failure, he'll surely understand
you could at least go to college while you wife mode it up, cmon

First of all, my bf is not a pedo! 16 is the age of consent in alot of places in the world. Second of all, i don't wanna go to college. I hate school so much and I get shit grades. The only thing I'm good at is art and history. Everything else I suck ass at. I just wanna be a cute breedable boygirlthing that plays vidya all day and clings to my awesome hubby. >:3

It's normal in most parts of the world its not like my bf lied about his age to me I knew what I was getting into.

but the age of consent

that doesn't make you not a child, and him not a creep <3
I'm not stopping you, just saying, it's weird shit

you'll make a better boygirlthing for your hubby if he doesn't have to treat you like a baby forever, so getting literally any education might improve your brain, and make him like you more

When you age out he will drop you and move to another. You mean nothing to him.

19 year old femboy

dating for 3 years

19 - 3 = 16

It's not that weird... ;w; I have been practicing my art for a while. Maybe I could go to art school. I'd like that. You really think he'd like me more if I was more independent?

were you just

not going to come out to your family, ever?

No he won't. I've known him for 3 years he's not like that. You're just assuming stuff D:<

Americans will never not amaze me. You guys have daily school shootings and won't do anything about it but God forbid someone has sex or drinks a beer before they're 25.

It's normal in most parts of the world! >:(

You really think he'd like me more if I was more independent?

you need to be able to have an independant opinion to be interesting and not just a fuck toy
you can be dependant on him for financial stuff, just don't be a bore, and learning will help that
also being dependant on him for finances might come back to bite you if he's just interested in fucking you while your young, all I'm sayin

Maybe I could go to art school

good, that sounds like a good idea, you can be doing something while he works and then chill in the evenings

YOU'RE A 19 YEAR OLD CHILD FOR GOD'S SAKE

Not really >_< idk I just feel embarrassed. I've never been all that manly and I just feel like it would be embaressing if my dad knew I liked boys. He's not homophobic or anything. My mom doesn't know either I just... ugg. The moment I tell them I'm gay they're immediately gonna look at my bf and know that I'm a bottom and that's embaressing.

I'm () Scottish, and being 16 with a 33yr old is not comparable to

""sex or drinks a beer before they're 25"

Nigga this ain't an American thing. And a false equivalent you absolute retard

He likes me for more than just sex >:3 we play video games together and he tisms at me about computers and I tism at him about anime and we go on dates and cuddle and stuff. It's more than just physical. But I would like to go to art school. I kinda feel guilty every time he gets me a gift because I don't really feel like I deserve it. I wanna be able to buy him gifts too someday ^~^

Not being a pedo is apparently puritanical. Jesus Christ humanity is a failed species

Anon you got groomed. Like, no joke fully groomed

He's not a psycho! He's a sweetheart and he didn't "molest" me I came onto him! Quit talking bad about my hubby you jerk >:[

I did not! I asked *him* out not the otherway around!

Your boyfriend is a pedophile, please tell your dad everything so he can help you escape that fucking creep.

16yr olds are stupid fucking children.

more reason to disallow anyone under 18 to be under puberty blockers and hrt.

HOPEFUEL

t.29 yo that missed their youth

don’t make me pull out the chart

Ok sure maybe it was legal because 16 age of consent hurrrr and I’m glad you’re having fun but lying to your parents and moving in with this guy to housewife for him (and therefore rely on him to provide for you) is… not good?? I’m not going to sperg out about the age difference but just please have a backup plan for when he inevitably dumps you or if the relationship turns abusive

Be normal and date someone in their early 20s at the youngest, don’t date a literal teenager even if it’s legal in your area

16yr olds are stupid fucking children.

More reason to take stock and give thanks that this one got scooped up into a committed relationship, led by a firm and loving hand, with the approval of her parents. Just as it should happen.

giwtwm

I’m not going to seek one out but I might not say no either if I find one pursuing me

:3... you got a point lol. I probs should have told my parents the truth I just felt embarssed that they'd know i like boys >-<

so many jealousyhons hate to see a girl (male) succeeding in here...

They hate to see a girlboy thing winning fr fr!! >:[

No we hate to se a victim of grooming fall in love with their groomer you delusional faggot

Who gives a shit honestly? This anon could die in a drone strike tomorrow and you’d devote less mental energy than you are seething about their teenage sexcapades