/mtfg/-Male to fog general

qott Do you like fog

Only in fleet format.

It was so dissapointing how the arpeggiop of blue steel show went entirely off the rails compared to the manga. Completely different story for no real reason.

Shalom Shiksa

I never read the manga but I liked the show.
Haruna is my waifu, and I still make a big deal out of sinking her in HOI4.

LOOK AT THIS REDDIT

No

be gay

helping some fag move

he says he doesn't have a bf

flirt a little

turns out he's straight

weird but oh well

probably what actually happened
and sorry but no transwomen are lesbians, it's a contradiction

Gay how? Homosexual as in an AMAB attracted to another AMAB? Or more like Yuri?

do you think this works irl?

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what's it supposed to be, like a sailboat or something?

anon

It's over

I love the fog. Im from a small town on the coast thats known for being foggy so im used to it.

Pedro and Nicholas rubbing their cocks together. Their testicles are gently swaying in the summer breeze.
"I'm a woman, WE are women..."
Nicholas smiles. His cock twitches and his asshole is puckering in excitedness.
Pedro leans in for a womanly kiss.

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ugh im gonna lean in for a womanly kiss soon

This is why women casually bring their boyfriend (whether they have one or not) up in conversation out of nowhere, by the way.

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lmao

When will mtfg be back

Hey Mtfg
I’m having a good week :)
Hope you are too

??? I know I'm like a super minority, but I'm a very very very heterosexual tgirl.

first time taking xannies in ages

5 days off of work

winning so hard

New apartment = new furniture shopping

based, we love good weeks

so am i, I'm like 90% straight and don't like cis women at all

You shouldn't celebrate getting back on a god awful addiction

New apartment = new furniture shopping

Middle aged sugar daddies are the best. Lol

i wouldn't say hono is the best...

Get that gucci and louis girl. Make Daddy empty his bank account.

I feel like all straight trannies have an anarchist polycule of transbians living inside their head rent free.
Like just get a boyfriend damn its easy af

Fat thighs made for plapping. Nice purse

I don't want someone who only likes me for my gock

I couldn't care less about dick and never point your dick at me or expect me to touch it. I'd like to make carol my bed wench and keep her on a dog leash with her big fat ass exposed and ready for me

we're gone forever anon
wat happen
..ac unit shopping....

why would you ever need ac in the uk? summer it cools down to 28c inside when its time to sleep

unrelated bologna pubsub is the best and you're wrong for disagreeing
74F is what the inside should be at all times

Lia come on dude get your britbong boyfriend in line. I know UK is a 3rd world brown country now, but not living with A/C? BRUH

as always crabs in a bucket mehn , yall niggas dont wanna see a bitch shine

Kope I'm saying it because I care

Some faces are just unfixable with ffs (ie mine). You can just look at it and tell.

Boloney eater ew

lol watching Elli findom that cuck is priceless

you make it out the hood and they wanna keep you back baka baka

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Forget abt it

CUUUTE

Benzos are fine If you only buy enough to use for the first few days a holiday

id rather not smoke money drugs

MONKEY
DRUGS

If you want to buy Ukrainian benzos made from Zelensky's belly lint that's on you lilbro

lia be my paypig next plz

She can't but I will: you're a smelly nigger

spam that r button monkey it's the most exercise you'll get today

How do you know when a binder doesn't fit? The one I got seems to fit but it's very challenging getting the thing on, and when I take it off it's left marks on parts of my skin. Also

can't wear it longer for 8 hours

can't do exercising in it

What are you supposed to do if you have to walk somewhere and be out in public longer than 8 hours.

This is mtfg but luckily you got me who has worn binders before. They are meant to be tight and are always hard to get on. if it starts to hurt after an hour it's too tight, but normal fitting binders you're not supposed to exercise or wear more than 8 hours. If you do need to do either I recommend buying one size larger than you need, it will still be tight but more comfortable. But even with the one size larger binder it was still hard to exercise if it was hot outside. And one more thing is that eventually they start to stretch and lose some of that binding capability.

Aircons confuse and infuriate the European

You could just wear an Ace bandage wrapped tightly around your tatas. Lowest rent option and probably most comfortable if you're too much of a pussy to wear a bra and girlmode.

What are you supposed to do if you have to walk somewhere and be out in public longer than 8 hours.

oh sorry guess I didn't read carefully. you can walk in them they mean strenuous exercise. And realistically you can wear them as long as you want, it just can be bad for you. 8 hours isn't a hard limit or anything, but still better not to go over the limit and if you need to then recommend larger size

nice trips
im zelenksinnnn so hard yrn you couldnt even believe

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Druggies man..

Passed my evaluation shift for the final exam
Woop woop

In other news catching up on all the trans related political news is rly a mood dampener
Like man I go to the UK at least once per year
Fucking cunts

my real problem with them is inconsistency and not quite hitting like real Xanax does. I fucking love real Xanax kope but most of what I can get doesn't come close to the real thing, it's decent but I'm not hitting the stage I want that I get from real xan.

It's not that bad here just yet desu, bathroom thing is completely contradictory and not even a law

Grats Ayden. No one can tell you're mtf anyway and you've looked cis for a long ass time.

also congratst on passing!

Ty and yeah but I consider shitting on the floor out of principle
Yeah but it's fucked up regardless
Ty
Now i just have to pass the exam in 3 weeks and I can legally give people totally rad drugs

Now i just have to pass the exam in 3 weeks and I can legally give people totally rad drugs

I would so totally book an appt with you if you were an American doctor lol. You'd be the coolest doc I bet

should treat yourself t osome nice din as a reward

rly a mood dampener

ngl never had any issue and im a total hon
i think rowling is mostly paying for headlines to glorify herself

Not a doc sadly, I'll just be an advanced paramedic, still can get mewmaw high as a kite tho

treat yourself

Yeah tomorrow a fellow trainee is coming over so we can study, probably gonna make us veggie curry at some point and I'm so hyped for it
Pic rel the last one i made

just for headlines

Yeah but with the way murrica is going I'm lowkey worried that it won't stay in headline jerking off territory forever
And I bet cash money that you ain't no hon

she talks the bullshit, i've seen her pass numerous times

literally all of UK tabloid headlines are some variant of BAN THIS SICK FILTH and have been for like 200 years

Knew it

let me explain your country to you

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you're in austria
I've been exposed to UK media since I was a very little one and I was reading UK tabloids at age 4
You can even check it for yourself by looking up pretty much any UK tabloid online
When was the last time you watched Corrie hon? I haven't been able to watch it lately due to the Stanley Cup playoffs bumping it off the CBC

When was the last time you've been to the UK?
Besides you were replying to lia

uk headlines arent all like that, the star in particular is not remotely like that because it has a meme front page

i could go for a curry for din yummy
but its gotta be SPICY (wimpy spicy)

Yeah but with the way murrica is going

homeboi is gonna try to say transitioning is illegal at some point i'd bet a cookie
so angry jeez

Hey dumb question, is anyone here post-SRS and tried poppers? I was thinking of getting some to help with dilating and sex but I'm worried I will explode and die

I'm screaming into the fucking void. I know nobody cares.
I'm used to the Daily Mail and the Sun when it comes to physical tabloids

daily mail and sun arent remotely as bad as the telegraph and guardian for transphobia. those are more insidious whereas people know the mail for being trash

I'd much rather have the thread be dead than have radiochan and ayden here

yeah I've noticed that from reading the 'bloids online
it's more like CONCERNED WOMEN TALK ABOUT instead of THIS BLOKE IN A DRESS WAS FOUND WANKING IN A CHANGING ROOM

how come anon

noone here calls it the 'bloids

they did in the 90s hon

Because I have a brain

Poppers are bad, literally just get a junior epipen if you crave a high sympaticus action
Radio, it's ok to not be an expert on other countries
I wouldn't tell lia how her country is despite being there yearly and interacting with a shitload of brits regularly be it stealth irl or on here shitposting

spicy

Based, I'll dim down the spicy for you
t. obsessed with caroliner reapers as seasoning

homeboy

I think they'll just try and sneak shit like this in a bill at some point

so your knowledge of uk culture is 30 yr old? very based, certainly beats my life long knowledge in this nation

Ive come for the man known as Janitor. Please sent an envoy, I have important matters to discuss.

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I only watch black adder and dr. who
Let me explain to you why your country is a mr. bean movie

nooooo they didnttttttt
you fibber baka

dim down

its like me!

obsessed with caroliner reapers as seasoning

oh jeez ok yea make it baby level for me pls

sneak

that one rep nancy somethin is so loud about it lol idk

not necessarily but that's when I was reading UK newspapers in physical form
most of what I know is informed by actual britainers and of course corrie
one of the best things about living in detroit is being able to watch canadian tv
I have absolutely no idea what goes on in Austria. In my mind it's just kleindeustchland

i love blackadder, goes forth is my favourite and i watched it in school in history

tl:dr: nazis were strongest party, based head of state refused to hand them the mandate so we got a 3 way coalition, commies doubled their results and nearly got into parliament again, trans stuff is obscure af but thanks to social media transphobia is on the rise, homophobes from all 9 states lured gay people in the woods to bash em, got jailed, nazi tried to attent jewish memorial, was blocked, wanted to send in police, even they told him naw, hon lookalike running my state, pic related

baby level

Aye aye

nancy

God yeah
Ye it's amazing

I have become sewer. Creator of cloth.

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radiochud falling for the daily mail meme tracks. No wonder you're such a retard

wait what is that actually the ad they posted with them wanting people to vote for them or was that some other party mocking them

don't they know that if you exterminated all homosexuals fascism would vanish!?

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It's literally their own ad, and it's fucking based

do u think its worth it to buy a blue ray drive so i can rip 4k movies from the criterion collection to my plex server seems like an expensive hobby

oh dear god i didnt notice the shirt at first

what would marx think of this photo

they're like $100 and you can burn mdiscs. make sure to get a BDXL drive. I have a model that can play 4K discs but I've never bought one to test it out.

Stalin is crying in his sleep while Hitler laughs

Marx was a rephon, she'd seethe openly and loudly but internally marvel at his dismanteling of the capitalist patriarchy

two cringelords would cry/laugh

And?

before you order your drive check what firmware it has on it and whether that version breaks the ability to rip drm protected discs

Bro

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I don't think a cis woman has ever typed this sentence

you never knew my mother

just pirate them moron and buy the movies you truly enjoy on bluray

well ya obv

good afternoon

what old console/handheld game should I buy

just download them lol

yeah like she's already downloading games for free

well i want barry lyndon in 4k and i can't find it on any trackers

but i don't like the idea of spending 150$ just to watch one movie. i don't really watch the same movies or series over and over again. so i don't really know why i would want a plex server.

The Laserdisc hoarder Stacey wins again.

end of may

unironically have to turn on heating

ah yes, summer surely will come soon

alexa, play summertime sadness

DSi XL or PS2

I only got harry london

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use jellyfin

took me like 3 seconds to find it on a public tracker

I'm going to revive the thread via gooning

I wonder where the janny is

Ok I'm already bored

usefullyfin

pls no

OUT OF THE BOX
Plex supports a wide range of smart TVs, streaming devices (Roku, Fire TV, Apple TV), game consoles, and mobile apps. meaning you have the plex app and youre goot to go on the tv

Jellfin needs extra config.

Plex out the box offers hardware encoding (think gpu)
jellyfin doesnt and needs extra setup

if you want your media accessible out of a local environment you will need to do port forwarding. not hard but not easy if youre tech illiterate. plex does this for you.

plex has the better version of library sharing so if you and a friend both have plex netwroks you can share libraries. jellyfin has this but its niot as good and needs extra setup

Plex on Nvidia shield is blessed

Politics erm streaming erm piracy blah blah so boring

would you recomend mew buying one mine and karas smart tv is getting so slow and i have like 40smth tb (of my legally purchased media) of shows etc downloaded but nowvere other than the pc to play it

Your information is pretty outdated.

jellyfin has an app nearly everywhere. It's on my phone, my PC, my tvs, and my apple tv

yeah plex is easier out of the box if you want to share your server with friends, plex also spies on you and collects absurd amounts of information.

As for hardware encoding you literally select an option in the settings and that's it. For me it was clicking nvenc or whatever it is. One click and done

Blah blah blah

I literally just use a 3rd party android file browser app on my phone to stream from an FTP I have set up on my PC. It automatically opens the files in VLC.