If you're on this list you failed at being an ftm desu

If you're on this list you failed at being an ftm desu.

men car insurance

Ummm are bitches just breaking the law and driving without insurance or????

obeying the law

Feminine behavior

kek

This is why I'm gay. The modern foid is so fucking brain rotted from social media.

men skin care

she'll complain about a man not having good skin while also complain about a man not taking care of himself.

911 was an inside job

men not open door

men not offer pay bill

Lol @ the caveman speak

men listening to music

men ordering appetizers

This reminds me of those conservative masculinity influencers saying drinking soup is effeminate because you purse your lips lol

word? im gay because i like to fuck men in the asshole where the shit comes out. idk what foids have to do with anything gay

Ngl appetizers is pussy shit
My dad is the only one who gets them sometimes and I’m always thinking what an annoying fag he is whenever he does

appetizers are fake shit for poors to feel powerful

ah yes my good man, bring a plate of delights for me and my rich companions ahahahaha

men that can't swim

niggabros...

The meme is a joke, you mouth-breathing autists.

Rip most cis men fail too

she looks latina and in their culture boys just drive without a license since middle school

t. insurance having sissy

I can drive manual, shit's easy as fuck it's just pushing buttons and pulling levers.

Also <3 flowers!!! <3

same. its pretty good being a real man

t. subbiest ass wriggling cisgay bottom on earth

listening to music

tiktok

Only slightly cooked I'm so heccin valid doods

why do people waste time hating on that which they will never have sex with? who cares about anything if you are not fucking or eating that thing

I want to sex all latinas.

hi.

t. portland transbian

She is right about all of these by the way

Not having car insurance seems mutually exclusive to having good credit.

can't swim

extremely racist

All of you are taking this way to seriously. Just like how men poke fun at and laugh at women in their private spaces, women do the inverse in theirs. This is normal human behaviour

Anytime a woman speaks when she isn't being spoken to is abnormal behavior

How are you guys falling for this bait

genuine lie, there's autists in this thread like

eerrrrrrrrmmmmm aakkkkkkshully those STOOPID foids don't even know you HAVE to have car insurance

You're expecting too much from these BCtards

having more chins than China town makes you a man too

As a real man I don't ask for 50/50, I have the bill paid for me.

I’m pretty sure you’re the autist tho cuz I wrote that and I was literally just confused about it? All the other ones on the list I can sorta get why you could see that as feminine.

Anon, the fact that it needs to make logical sense to you in order to be funny, or that you assumed this list was made with considerations like that, ARE the autism

The list isn’t just random shit. If you can’t see the throughlines it means you have difficulty understanding the social meaning in each item, making YOU the autism here.

how does music makes us women? we invented the god damn thing

i can't be autistic, i'm hot chick with a megan fox body.

you, invented, music? Music has always existed, since we were apes without language. This is an insane take

Men invented music to drown out the noise of women gabbing after they finally learnt language

this. right here